<Nitya> i'm not just a piece of meat! i'm highly reactive, hysterestic meat <Fiora> hysterestic? <Nitya> "Hysteresis is the dependence of a system not only on its current environment but also on its past environment." <Barcomega> goddamn time travel <Nitya> ........................................ <Fiora> barcode BARCODE <Nitya> barcode......................................
*** Nitya has joined #yackfest <feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 17 minutes ago: stop being such an uneducated jerk, not letting fiora give you a goodnight kiss. <feepbot> Nitya: Fiora left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: asdfdkljsk I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT Juan stop this libel <feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: what if i say no <feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: Nitya and Fiora sitting in a tree... <feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 14 minutes ago: You've been asked to appear in court to give testimony in a civil suit... <feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 13 minutes ago: ... discussing neurobiology. While making out. <feepbot> Nitya: Fiora left a note 9 hours, 13 minutes ago: stop these people somehow ;_; <feepbot> Nitya: Lin_Chong left a note 9 hours, 12 minutes ago: I realize that this message will be buried under all the rest, but did you get to read Pandemonium? <feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 12 minutes ago: Might I remind you that #yackfest severely frowns upon murder as a mechanism for silencing dissent. <feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 11 minutes ago: it is too late. we have already discovered all the details of your sordid affair with fiora. all of them. <feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 11 minutes ago: i do apologize for the mess i've helped to create. By which I mean, I relish and will enjoy your reaction. <feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 10 minutes ago: Please disregard all of the previous notes and kill JuanCarlos.
<ponicalica> (dunno why though. I'm a butt.) <Fiora> if you are a butt, you are like, the cutest butt ever. <SpruceZeus> Hear that? Fiora likes your butt. <buttercupistiny> he's definitely a butt. <Fiora> THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT <ponicalica> suuuuuuure it's not <Fiora> I haven't even seen his butt ~_~ nor do I particularly care about butts <SpruceZeus> Do it Fiora. Touch the butt. * Fiora slaps SpruceZeus across the face <Fiora> there, I touched a butt <buttercupistiny> ahahahahahaha * ponicalica hifives Fiora
<Fiora> ... okay, what the heck @_@ <Fiora> I just got summoned by a guy who refused to attack <Fiora> he just sat there with his shield, expecting me to shoot <Fiora> at some point we got double teamed and I was killed because he still refused to attack <Fiora> I um. I don't know what was going on there. <Fiora> like he was an okay meatshield but ????? <Alicia> Probably just takes him aegis't'slash. <Fiora> ALICIA
<IllFlower> HIT THE DAMN ALARM OFF BUTTON HINATA <IllFlower> STOP NARRATING AND HIT THE BUTTON <Fiora> NO ILLFLOWER THIS IS A VISUAL NOVEL <Fiora> THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES <Barcode> i saw the button. a big round button. the button would cause the plot to continue. continued plot, i thought <Barcode> > <Barcode> i reached for the button. my arm muscles contracted and relaxed to make this motion possible. my finger approached the round button. the button that would cause the plot to continue. <Barcode> wait, i thought. couldn't i delay the progression of the plot further? i stopped. waited. this seemed to be working.
<Fiora> is there such a thing as over-parmesaning anything? <Fiora> that sounds impossible, like over-sushiing. or over-chocolating. <IllFlower> "Sir, we accidentally put too much parmesan into the nuclear reactor." <IllFlower> "How much did you put in there?" <IllFlower> "About ten grams." <IllFlower> "How much were you supposed to put in there?" <IllFlower> "Uh... none, sir." <IllFlower> "So what's going to happen?" <IllFlower> "Well, the ship's going to have some exhaust problems for the next couple of hours..." <IllFlower> "Goddammit, I *knew* I shouldn't have bought the lactose-intolerant engine."
<Fiora> How to confuse an assexual: ask her endlessly about sex. <Fiora> *asexual <Fiora> Gah, sticky keys -_- <IllFlower> "assexual" "sticky keys" brb, laughing <Puffin> I'm an assexual <Puffin> "ass" me anything <Fiora> ahhghsdjfslkjdlasd <Fiora> perverrrrts ._. <Solstace> "assexual" is getting added to the libelous list. <Fiora> IT IS JUST A TYPO >_>
<Nitya> I did not know that you could do this to penises. <Fiora> see, nitya, you'll become an expert in things that can be done to penises. <Alicia> Been his dream for such a long time. <Nitya> I'm already an expert in that, baby. * Nitya winks
<Fiora> So like, if you mix us, you get a tasty lemonade? <Fiora> So like, does this mean me/Illflower is called "lemonade" now <IllFlower> Fanfiction has taught me to regard anything related to lemons with some skepticism! <Fiora> ... good point :< <Fiora> Um... limeade! <ponicalica> Isn't lime also a pornographic fanfic genre? <Fiora> ... I... wouldn't know ._. <Nova> i think it's softcore, if i remember correctly <kingCrackers> Lemons, limes, oranges. <Nova> I don't think oranges are a term. <Nitya> they are delicious, however. <kingCrackers> If it's a citrus, it's got fucking. <divert_time> what about tangerines, in that case? <divert_time> or clementines? <Nitya> Also delicious. <ponicalica> those are the kinky stuff <divert_time> grapefruit <Fiora> Stop associating tasty fruits with porn >_< <divert_time> I don't want to know what kind of fanfic grapefruits stand for <Nova> hey, we haven't even gotten into apples yet <Fiora> ahhhhhhhh ._. <kingCrackers> Clearly there is a fanfic genre called beef.
<Yayoi> Buttercupistiny: They are, but on the flip side making Fiora flustered enough to turn bright red is like filling up a shot glass with a fire hose. <Nitya> Exactly! It takes strength and finesse. <Barcode> That's hard too, you'll just knock the glass off the table. Then it will empty (and break) <ponicalica> With Buttercup it's slightly harder. Like filling up a pint glass with a fire hose. <Buttercupistiny> you would think he'd be on his best behavior considering I'm making him food when we go on our date, but here we are. <Nitya> Presumably he's already resigned to your poisoning it. <ponicalica> Buttercupistiny: I already know you plan on poisoning me, so I'm just en---DAMN YOU NITYA