<ponicalica> (dunno why though.  I'm a butt.)
<Fiora> if you are a butt, you are like, the cutest butt ever.
<SpruceZeus> Hear that? Fiora likes your butt.
<buttercupistiny> he's definitely a butt.
<Fiora> THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
<ponicalica> suuuuuuure it's not
<Fiora> I haven't even seen his butt ~_~  nor do I particularly care about butts
<SpruceZeus> Do it Fiora. Touch the butt.
* Fiora slaps SpruceZeus across the face
<Fiora> there, I touched a butt
<buttercupistiny> ahahahahahaha
* ponicalica hifives Fiora

*** ponicalica was kicked by IllFlower (get it off get it off get it *off*)
<ponigirl> STOP KICKING HIM, JERK
*** ponicalica has joined
<IllFlower> MAKE ME, JERK
<ponicalica> is this a catfight?
<IllFlower> MAYBE IT IS, JERK
<ponigirl> NOBODY ASKED YOU, JERK
* zeroplusalpha pretends to be very interested in the carpet all of a sudden.
<zeroplusalpha> "My, what a lovely weave."
<IllFlower> STOP OGLING THE CARPET, JERK
<ponigirl> THAT CARPET ISN'T BEING PRETTY FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT, IT IS ITS OWN PRIZE
<IllFlower> GOD, PONIGIRL, DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN JERKS DO THAT
<ponigirl> YES, I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT JERKS.

<Buttercupistiny> he stays awake as long as he can, crashes into a nap, cannot fall asleep, does not take melatonin and then gets frustrated when he cannot sleep
<Juan> sounds like quite the image of health, Buttercupistiny
<CentralAvenue> So like a month ago I randomly became obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls and now this obsession WON'T GO AWAY
<Buttercupistiny> I will beat him with plushies until he learns the value of the powerpuff girls
<Buttercupistiny> that is not what I meant to write
<Rig> No, I imagine not.
<Buttercupistiny> the value of taking his melatonin
<CentralAvenue> So once again, the poni is asleep, thanks to THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
<CentralAvenue> ...Actually with you being "Buttercup" that makes too much sense

<Yayoi> Buttercupistiny: They are, but on the flip side making Fiora flustered enough to turn bright red is like filling up a shot glass with a fire hose.
<Nitya> Exactly!  It takes strength and finesse.
<Barcode> That's hard too, you'll just knock the glass off the table. Then it will empty (and break)
<ponicalica> With Buttercup it's slightly harder.  Like filling up a pint glass with a fire hose.
<Buttercupistiny> you would think he'd be on his best behavior considering I'm making him food when we go on our date, but here we are.
<Nitya> Presumably he's already resigned to your poisoning it.
<ponicalica> Buttercupistiny: I already know you plan on poisoning me, so I'm just en---DAMN YOU NITYA

* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football
<Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA.
<kingCrackers> General ruffianism!
<Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____<
* Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone
<Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please
* Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there
<Fiora> *phew*
<kingCrackers> Ow.
<Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are
* Nitya reaches endzone!
<Fiora> I am not a football ;_;
<Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\
<Fiora> I'm not THAT small!
<Nitya> YEAH-HOO!
* Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration!
<Buttercupistiny> D:
* Fiora dies
<Glowsquid> spousal abuse!
<Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_;
<Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~!
<Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl
<Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then
<Fiora> um I'm fiora
<Nitya> what's a fiora
<Fiora> me
<Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!

<Barcode> for a second I thought ThatDrunkWoman was Fiora
<Buttercupistiny> Oh god, Doodlebug, what are you doing in channel
<RocketDude> I think it might be Aon
<RocketDude> But that raises too many questions
<ThatDrunkWoman> I am existing
<ponicalica> it actually is Aondeug
<ThatDrunkWoman> hush
<Nitya> A Tribute to That Dead Person, Through Crossdressing
<ponicalica> except Nitya is probably too big for Aondeug's skirts
<Nitya> I'll slim down. anything for art
<ponicalica> she's like a foot shorter than you
<Nitya> I could crouch!
<Nitya> or I could make like
<Nitya> I could get Barcode to wear them, he's probably short
<RocketDude> I can't imagine a scenario where Barcode will have to go into drag
<Nitya> in the event aondeug dies, we will celebrate her death by dressing you up in her skirts and taking photos of you with her plushies, barcode.

[after discussion of Genesis 38:8-10 and Matthew 5:28]
<Buttercupistiny> all of you need to go to the mass confessions this advent season
<Buttercupistiny> good gravy
<bogo_lode> is that a euphemism for the product of masturbation?
<Buttercupistiny> DOUBLE CONFESSION
<bogo_lode> "i confess… that Buttercupistiny kept saying salacious things and putting immoral images into my brain"

*** buttercupistiny cockpunches Charlie
<Scharlatan> >_____<
<Scharlatan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Scharlatan> THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN
<buttercupistiny> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING ME COCKPUNCHING PRIVILEGES
<JBridge> BUTTERCUP YOU FOOL CHARLATAN'S COCK IS THE BUTTON TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE

<Buttercupistiny> DOODLEBUG
<Buttercupistiny> I FINISH SCHOOL ON THE SIXTH
<Haven|SerendipityGospels> School story, bro

<Rig> You should get a room.
<ponicalica> we have a room you dick
<Buttercupistiny> we have a room
<Buttercupistiny> we are in it
<Buttercupistiny> drinking