#1114
<IllFlower> Were we just all simultaneously in the shower? <IllFlower> Freaky. <Barcodrawing> Great. Now we're going to have to name this The Shower Incident. <Rig> Let's not.
<IllFlower> Were we just all simultaneously in the shower? <IllFlower> Freaky. <Barcodrawing> Great. Now we're going to have to name this The Shower Incident. <Rig> Let's not.
<JuanCarlos> no fuck you, jseblan, i'm fucking clint eastwood and there's nothing you guys can do about it <Haven> ...so he's on top right
<Rig> I'm like gravity. <Rig> You can resist all you like, but it keeps happening.
<Rig> I'm like stairs because it's a lot of work to get me up, but going down can be lots of fun.
<Nitya> "Pitches film where Scarlett Johansson uses 100% of her genome at once" <Myrdradek> She already does amiright guys * Myrdradek opens a beer can with his nose <Nitya> is that... a sex joke? i'm not sure.
<Nitya> I did not know that you could do this to penises. <Fiora> see, nitya, you'll become an expert in things that can be done to penises. <Alicia> Been his dream for such a long time. <Nitya> I'm already an expert in that, baby. * Nitya winks
<JBridge> I worked from 6:00 to 9:30 today. <JBridge> Specifically, 6:00 AM to 9:30 PM. <JBridge> But hey, I'm getting $95 out of the deal. <RocketDude> Wow. Are you feeling okay? <JBridge> I'm feeling a bit exhausted. <RocketDude> A /bit?/ <Haruspex> I'm going to assume you were working as a gigolo. <RocketDude> If he was, then I'd salute his stamina. <JBridge> Well, I was serving a lot of people.
<ponicalica> the video where an egg was fried in death valley was cool even thought it led to assholes trying to fry eggs without fucking skillets <WildSeraph> Fucking the skillet is step number one in egg-frying. <ponicalica> you don't think it was butter I was frying my eggs with, did you?
<Kashchei> the clitoris? <Noimporta> And what would that be?
<Solstace> Argh. <Solstace> Wanting to do something again. <Solstace> Don't know what I want to do. <Iverum> Jackerel is free, as always. <Solstace> I'm insulted that you'd suggest that. <Iverum> I was going to suggest Nitya. <Solstace> That's only slightly better.