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#915

Rated 82 by 17 users
*** Nitya has joined #yackfest
<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 17 minutes ago: stop being such an uneducated jerk, not letting fiora give you a goodnight kiss.
<feepbot> Nitya: Fiora left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: asdfdkljsk I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT Juan stop this libel
<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: what if i say no
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: Nitya and Fiora sitting in a tree...
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 14 minutes ago: You've been asked to appear in court to give testimony in a civil suit...
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 13 minutes ago: ... discussing neurobiology. While making out.
<feepbot> Nitya: Fiora left a note 9 hours, 13 minutes ago: stop these people somehow ;_;
<feepbot> Nitya: Lin_Chong left a note 9 hours, 12 minutes ago: I realize that this message will be buried under all the rest, but did you get to read Pandemonium?
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 12 minutes ago: Might I remind you that #yackfest severely frowns upon murder as a mechanism for silencing dissent.
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 11 minutes ago: it is too late. we have already discovered all the details of your sordid affair with fiora. all of them.
<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 11 minutes ago: i do apologize for the mess i've helped to create. By which I mean, I relish and will enjoy your reaction.
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 10 minutes ago: Please disregard all of the previous notes and kill JuanCarlos.

#1175

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Rig> How do I convince someone to stop doing terrible things?
<Juan> I normally recommend murder
<Rig> Well, they're my boss.
<Rig> And I don't think promotion works that way here.
<IllFlower> Find a way to connect the consequences of said terrible thing to the literal end of the world.
<Rig> Reinventing HTTP error codes?
<IllFlower> "If it takes too much effort to use our API, nobody will use it and we'll all die starving and alone in the streets."
<Rig> "Yeah, well, that's why you're all required to use it for our in-house projects."
<IllFlower> "We'll lose tons of productivity, your manager will find out, and you'll die starving and alone in the streets."
<Rig> He is the manager. ;-; There is only one person above him.
<IllFlower> I'd keep hammering in the part where he inevitably dies starving and alone in the streets.