<Cultist> "2244096 hours later" this fucking comic. <Cultist> @wa 2244096 hours <Omnipresence> Cultist: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: 2244096 hours [...] — Comparisons as time: ~~ 1.3 × approximate time one would have to lie (+321 more characters) <jseblan> can you @more? I'm curious about that last part <Cultist> @more <Omnipresence> Cultist: supine before a bird would poop in one's mouth (~~ 200 yr ) [...] <jseblan> ... <Cultist> snort
<jseblan> .decide traverse the white light | don't <feepbot> jseblan: traverse the white light <jseblan> ooh cinematic <jseblan> ooh crocodile <jseblan> OH GOD <jseblan> NOT CROCODILE <jseblan> AAAH <jseblan> WHAT THE FUCK
<jseblandTheftAuto> "don't choke on the bone fragments" b- but- it's a salad <Generality> Salads can have bones. <saladofstones> I should know
<divert_time> Death is the everyday girl everyone wants to see when they die. Of course she gets boring if you have too much of her <Haven> But people are just dying to see her <Juan> I never could have dreamed of you making such an awful pun, Haven. Although I think you were destined to do it <Haven> As if you didn't desire it. <Juan> I am in the deppest despair at the thought <SpruceZeus> jesus christ enough puns, i'm getting delirious here <Juan> they are the endless puns
<TheWireblan> "If a virus killed everyone on earth except registered reddit users, what would society look like in 5 years?" I'd delete my account if I was warned beforehand
<Jbridge> Oh well, I got other stuff too. <RocketDude> Don't tell me you bought a body pillow <Jbridge> Like an airsoft pistol for a friend. <Jbridge> HK 116E. <jseblan> an H&K body pillow <RocketDude> On one side is an MP5, the other is the same gun, but field-stripped.
<Nitya> You know what, I'm not going to click that. <jseblan> they're golf club accessories <jseblan> ... <jseblan> they're not <jseblan> nvm don't click that
<Charlagrandma> Hello jseblan <jseblan> are the cookies moist, Charlagrandma <Charlagrandma> I'M MOIST <jseblan> :| * jseblan adds the previous question to the "Things I Regret Doing" list * Charlagrandma cackles maniacally
[swapping Nintendo friend codes] <jseblan> xxxx-xxxx-6699 <Alicia> Best last four digits. <ponicalica> better than 6969? <ponicalica> 6969 has *two* happy couples <jseblan> yeah or you could consider that 6699 is an actual foursome while 6969 they're just each doing their own thing
<jseblan> thing that annoys me in Saints Row 3: There are no socks in Steelport <Barcode> socks ain't gangsta <jseblan> but how am I going to make a cute tsundere character without thigh-high socks <jseblan> I mean seriously <Nitya> b-baka, i ain't pop a cap in yo ass because i like you or anything