<Nitya> I did not know that you could do this to penises. <Fiora> see, nitya, you'll become an expert in things that can be done to penises. <Alicia> Been his dream for such a long time. <Nitya> I'm already an expert in that, baby. * Nitya winks
<PorrimMaryam> DO YOU PET THEM NITYA <PorrimMaryam> do you <PorrimMaryam> chickens are cute <3 <Puffin> don't go petting folks' chickens, Aon :| <RocketDude> "Choking the chicken," am-ee-ree-tee <Cosman246> what's this about? <RocketDude> Nitya's chickens have gotten loose and Aon likes to pet their wattles. <jseblan> is that a double-entendre <PorrimMaryam> No it's not! <RocketDude> Maybe. *Sniff* Maybe. <PorrimMaryam> I'm not always a slut <PorrimMaryam> Just <PorrimMaryam> most of the time <RocketDude> Plus, that would imply that Nitya has multiple penii, but given how he is about penii to blamspam... <jseblan> that conversation is going the wrong way <Nitya> PorrimMaryam: They run away from me.
<bogo_lode> unless your books are all super obscure and you attempt to use them to make epeen points about how smrt you are <Nitya> well some are kind of obscure but i'm not the peen type. let alone epeen, which would be a weird thing to show off in the real world <Barcode> "I'm not the peen type" nitya's dating profile
* Barcode[out] unfurls his age-peen <Saladofstones> also saying unfurl and anytype of peen afterwards is just nasty <Saladofstones> I just imagined this giant floppy worm thing coming out like one of those party fweezers <Barcode[out]> Complete with the noise
* Iverum reads Barcodes origin story and imagines the old meaning of dork. <Nitya> Penis? <Iverum> Penis. <Barcode> I don't think anyone's penis has enough mass to break through even a window screen at thrown velocities <Iverum> You've never seen mine. <Barcode> also that would be tremendously bloody and great, mental images <Nitya> Just get a bundle of penises, tied together. <Nitya> Nobody said it was a human penis, anyway. <JBridge> Penile defenestration. <JBridge> Never thought I'd say that. <Barcode> yes, well, you tell me how a canadian gets a hold of an elephant cock <Nitya> Expertly?
<Solstace> Tibetanfox: Seriously? Who makes a 3 inch dildo? It just doesn't make sense! <Tibetanfox> Solstace: It's Japan. Start 'em young. <Solstace> .... <Solstace> That's terrible. <Tibetanfox> And almost certain to end up on the quotes database.
<Nitya> blamspam: you gonna pop up every time I mention penises? <blamspam> nooo <Nitya> you continue to deny the penis mojo <blamspam> It's late enough that penises are officially the funniest thing ever <blamspam> I'm laughing just thinking about it <blamspam> oogly noogly penises <blamspam> what would you do if your penis had a dolphin face on the end? [Later...] <Nitya> blamspam is very sensitive about her extreme penis girth