*** StarGirl00 entered the room
<Noimporta> Welcome back, yet again, StarGirl00
<ponicalica> hey StarGirl00 
<ponicalica> how are you?
<StarGirl00> Good
<ponicalica> I wonder if I said "how are your evil world domination plans going?" would she respond with "Good"?
<Noimporta> Well, I wouldn't be surprised if she was actually doing that, you know, Beware the Quiet Ones
<ponicalica> on the other hand, I'm not sure StarGirl00 wants world domination.  I think she'd just be happy with Shinji/Kaworu

<Nitya> At least you haven't had your mom ask you to read her Harry Potter fanfic.
<Nitya> that was the moment at which I truly realized I was living in the future

<Fiora> So like, if you mix us, you get a tasty lemonade?
<Fiora> So like, does this mean me/Illflower is called "lemonade" now
<IllFlower> Fanfiction has taught me to regard anything related to lemons with some skepticism!
<Fiora> ... good point :<
<Fiora> Um... limeade!
<ponicalica> Isn't lime also a pornographic fanfic genre?
<Fiora> ... I... wouldn't know ._.
<Nova> i think it's softcore, if i remember correctly
<kingCrackers> Lemons, limes, oranges.
<Nova> I don't think oranges are a term.
<Nitya> they are delicious, however.
<kingCrackers> If it's a citrus, it's got fucking.
<divert_time> what about tangerines, in that case?
<divert_time> or clementines?
<Nitya> Also delicious.
<ponicalica> those are the kinky stuff
<divert_time> grapefruit
<Fiora> Stop associating tasty fruits with porn >_<
<divert_time> I don't want to know what kind of fanfic grapefruits stand for
<Nova> hey, we haven't even gotten into apples yet
<Fiora> ahhhhhhhh ._.
<kingCrackers> Clearly there is a fanfic genre called beef.

<StarGirl00> Care Bears BDSM/noncon porn.
<NoimportaReturns> 1. where do you find this stuff? 2. Why do you let us know it exists?

<Haruspex> @define invaginate
<Omnipresence> Haruspex: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: invaginate (English word) | definitions — Result: 1 | verb | sheathe; 2 | verb | fold inwards
<Haruspex> i'm learning so many words
<Haruspex> several of which can be used as horrible sexual euphemisms, tooo
<Nova> no
<Haruspex> My man-meat thirsts for invagination!
<Haruspex> wait, "throbbing" should be in there
<Nova> :|
<Haruspex> nova, don't you write? this is stuff you need to know.
<Nova> i am not writing about throbbing man-things.
<Haruspex> Perhaps you will someday! You should be prepared.
<Iron> What if you get into writing porn someday?
<Iron> Or yaoi?
<Iron> You need to know your sex for those
<Haruspex> Or retinal development fanfiction?
<Haruspex> The neural tube evaginates. You may need to know this!
<Nova> If I got into writing porn I'm fairly sure it would be wimmin-on-wimmin porn anyway.
<Haruspex> That can involve invagination too, ya know.
<Iron> You may have to write for gay porn
<Iron> As in guy-on-guy
<Nova> why would i even
* Fiora dips Nova in liquid yaoi.
<Haruspex> Being bitten by a mutant gay man?
<Nova> Fiora: why would you betray me like this
<Fiora> What, is yaoi like, acidic, and you're basic?
<Fiora> Or is this like matter and antimatter?
<Haruspex> I'll say she's basic. If you know what I mean. *wink*
<Nova> I am yuri, the vat is yaoi. They are antithesis to one another, or something.
<Fiora> No, they're complementary!
<Nova> No they're not!
<Fiora> See, in a story, there's boys and girls, right?
<Nova> Not necessarily?
<Fiora> You pair the boys with each other, and the girls with each other.
<Fiora> It's the natural order of things!
<Nova> I thought the natural order of things was for girls to only exist to get in the way of the yaoi.
<Haruspex> your silliness is not appreciated in this high-minded discussion of being bitten by gay people
<Iron> But nova, you may need knowledge of guy-on-guy sex someday
<Nova> But anyway, Fiora, STOP ENCOURAGIGN THEM TOE NCOURAGE ME TO WRITE ABOUT THROBBING MAN-THINGS.

<CTrombley> Lupin was sittin' all sexy like, but Snape didn't give a damn as all his damns had just been stolen. Snape picked up Lupin by the ear and punched him in the eye. Lupin wrestled Snape to the ground and they pulled each other's hair and shredded each other's clothes. Don't know why, but they did. The fight paused, partly because they were old, exhausted men but mostly because Spike Jones was standing above them laughing evilly.
<CTrombley> Snapes could feel the blood throb out of his enormous nose, obviously. The problem was that he could feel Lupin touching his throbbing member.
<CTrombley> "FOOOLS!" bellowed Spike Jones in his middle range, unimpressive voice. "I have gathered you here today for one reason! Only I can have the worlds greatest collection of bric a brac! Only I, the artist, can truly appreciate its power, its majesty, the power of junk to communicate the very soul!"
<CTrombley> "We've been double crossed!" observed Snape inaccurately. The professor was rendered slow witted by the recent events. "There is only one way to defeat Spike Jones..." said Lupin. Snape looked at him and slowly realized ... That he could just use magic to solve this situation. He did. The End.

<blamspam> I mean, I like fiction and all, but I never think to myself "Man it would be cool if X and Y fucked each other, I shall write about it in explicit and inaccurate detail"

<Logopolis> SPEAKST THOU OF HORRIFIC FANFICTION?
<GuitarBizarre> no
<GuitarBizarre> just DLC's mind.
<Logopolis> Good.
<Logopolis> That shit's okay as long as nobody ever writes it down.
<GuitarBizarre> though arguably DLC lives her life on the basis that she's living her own personal...fan...fiction...
<GuitarBizarre> OH DEAR GOD
<Arha> ...
<Logopolis> Holy shit.
<Arha> She's a self insert character
<Arha> in her OWN LIFE
<GuitarBizarre> WHAT THE FUCK
<Logopolis> HOW?
<GuitarBizarre> ARRRRRRRRRRRGH
<Logopolis> She's a REAL Purity Sue.
* Logopolis arms for battle
<GuitarBizarre> PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH
<GuitarBizarre> *NOW*
*** Logopolis is now known as Ordhgard
<Arha> I... bottle
<Ordhgard> FEAR! FIRE! FOES!
<Arha> I don't drink but I need to drink this thought away
<Arha> make it stoooop

<ThomasCastle> When I first read that, Misaki, I thought you meant you were writing a fanfic wherein Harry uses the Time-Turner to go back to Quirrell's childhood in an attempt to stop Voldemort from possessing him only to end up falling in love with young Quirrell.
<ThomasCastle> And then they get married and Harry gets pregnant and becomes the father of Neville Longbottom.