<Nitya> i'm not just a piece of meat! i'm highly reactive, hysterestic meat <Fiora> hysterestic? <Nitya> "Hysteresis is the dependence of a system not only on its current environment but also on its past environment." <Barcomega> goddamn time travel <Nitya> ........................................ <Fiora> barcode BARCODE <Nitya> barcode......................................
<Barcode> «In a mission kept secret until after delivery, the pieces [(some stone artifacts)] were collected by the British Museum and brought back to Afghanistan by UK forces in July.» in marginally lighter news <Saladofstones> I can imagine a call of duty mission based on <Saladofstones> SOAP GO RETRIEVE THAT PRICESS ARTIFACT <Alkthash> RAMIREZ! EXPLAIN THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE ROCKS! <Barcode> hold x to explain <Saladofstones> Oh god <Saladofstones> a quickk time event to explain the significance <Saladofstones> if you fail the artifact just explodes, killing everyone <Barcode> What if the screen just went blurry, with "Factual inaccuracy will not be tolerated!"?
<Rig> +decide porny comments about parents not being home for a while|you can be classier than that <rollermine> Rig: you can be classier than that <Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "are you from ireland? because my penis is-" he was cut off by the sound of an explosion <Rig> "There once was a man from Nantucket," the lance corporal began to recite before the railgun shell tore his arm off. <Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "Maybe after we're done this spacewalk we can head back to my quarters for a little..." He gesticulated feebly within his spacesuit, the movements lost within its bulky folds.
<Iverum> You know. I bet aliens would watch porn and laugh their non-anthrocentric asses off. <Iverum> «Is he rubbing his reproductive organs on her face? Why would you do that? It's terribly inefficient for reproduction. No wonder this species can't get past the moon.» <Barcode> you think aliens wouldn't horribly abuse their reproductive organs? <MisterJuantastic> Our civilization will be known across the universe as one where being a plumber means being a three legged handsome thirty year old <ponicalica> I thought being a plumber meant jumping on turtles <MisterJuantastic> well, games lied to you. Porn's preaching the truth, brutha
<JBridge> Anyone want to join me for Tribes? <Barcodrawing> hnghrhhg * Barcodrawing shakes <Rig> Barcode is drawing you dicks. <Rig> Wait, fuck.
<Barcode> i really hate time travel stuff <Juan> i wonder how many times have we tried explaining doctor who to barcode <Nitya> kinda wish we could go back in time and stop ourselves from trying
<saladofstones> oh god intel scared me <saladofstones> I saw "intel firmware system" and a warning sign and I'm like "fuck my computer is exploding" <saladofstones> but nope only saying "oh hey I exist" <Barcode> WARNING! WARNING! THE COMPUTER IS COMPLETELY FINE! <saladofstones> I still think the best error I've ever gotten was "Error: no error" <Nitya> you'd better register immediately to take advantage of these great commercial offers <RocketDude> Reminds me of the time one of the auxiliary hard drives in my computer disconnected itself during a disk defray. <RocketDude> It didn't crash the computer, the defrag just kinda stopped (or I stopped it) and the Intel Rapid Storage Technology program was all like "lol k whatever" <Barcode> did I tell you why my kriegscomputer was acting up <Barcode> anyway my motherboard apparently had a BIOS auto-update program that works in the background through windows and this eventually caused some serious shit after I had a power outage <Barcode> reflashed the bios to the latest versio nand uninstalled the auto update software and I've been good ever since <RocketDude> Oh wow. <Barcode> RocketDude it also has two bioses, one of them virtual <Barcode> and /then/ a backup.
<IllFlower> Were we just all simultaneously in the shower? <IllFlower> Freaky. <Barcodrawing> Great. Now we're going to have to name this The Shower Incident. <Rig> Let's not.
<Saladofstones> also had a nightmare where the world was being attacked by gross looking demons <Saladofstones> and I happened to get called up by my friend and said "hey all these demons are killing people, we need a janitor, and you need some money. You game?" <Saladofstones> cue me cleaning up blood and putting heads and limbs in buckets while demon apocalypse <Barcode> your friend has his priorities straight
<IllFlower> HIT THE DAMN ALARM OFF BUTTON HINATA <IllFlower> STOP NARRATING AND HIT THE BUTTON <Fiora> NO ILLFLOWER THIS IS A VISUAL NOVEL <Fiora> THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES <Barcode> i saw the button. a big round button. the button would cause the plot to continue. continued plot, i thought <Barcode> > <Barcode> i reached for the button. my arm muscles contracted and relaxed to make this motion possible. my finger approached the round button. the button that would cause the plot to continue. <Barcode> wait, i thought. couldn't i delay the progression of the plot further? i stopped. waited. this seemed to be working.