<Raydere> okay, at least this plugin doesn't spam channels
* Raydere is now playing: Neulakyussra - YAKSHA

<saladofstones>  And so the matous said, and let be known, let us be a dick to orphans because it powers our magecraft, amen
<Nova> "I only have to refuse to feed.... twenty-six more starving orphans and I'll advance to Rank 7!"
<Nova> "I am so close to Rank 8 I can almost smell it. I think I'll go kick a puppy, that'll get me up there."
<saladofstones> "If I cause a baby to cry five more times, I'll get +5 to my magic stat"
<JBridge> I thought that'd bump up CHA, if anything.
<Nova> "If I steal candy from eleven more babies, I'll get +3 Strength, but I dunno, man. Strength is my dump stat, maybe it'd be better to work on my Magic some more."

<Zizoz> @seen zizoz
<Omnipresence> Zizoz: I hope you know the answer to that question already!

<ponicalica> for some reasno I'm reading that as an advice dog type thing
<ponicalica> TAKE A MOMENT
<ponicalica> (picture of some animal)
<ponicalica> PONDER THE DEPTHS OF YOUR INSIGNIFICANCE

<Nitya> fez put me in the worst possible psychological state: mad about video games. now i'm in the second worst state: has an idea for a video game

<Rig> Raleigh and the Striker kid did look pretty similar.
<Rig> Now, you know who I couldn't tell apart at all? The Hong Kong team's triplets.
<Rig> They all looked the same.
<Barcode> well, twins.
<ponicalica> that's because they're played by actual triplets
<Barcode> and also they had fifteen seconds of screentime total.
* Rig gives up on joking.

<Alkthash> Yeah, but I don't care about every blade of grass and tree or pointless anecdote Tolkien throws in between The Shite and Mordor.

<ponicalica> aur/katawa-shoujo 1.0-2 (2) Bishoujo-style visual novel game that tells a story of a young man and five other girls suffering with varying disabilities
<Nitya> Haha, are you serious.
<ponicalica> yeah, that's its description in the AUR
<Nitya> reasons to switch to arch: stock indie porn in their repos

<SpruceZeus> IT WILL NEVER BE OGRE
<Fiora> maybe it'll be ogre when they don't feel like making asses of themselves anymore?
<Fiora> </stretched pun>
<SpruceZeus> ...wait, when did Shrek become a series of horror films
<SpruceZeus> ^^ahahaha
<SpruceZeus> thats awfully catty of you, Fiora 
<SpruceZeus> ...but i think i'm just dragon this out, now
<SpruceZeus> ...yeah, i think a fourth shrek movie is definitely ogredoing it
<SpruceZeus> i mean, they're practically swamping us in these
<Barcode> </stretched pun> --> looks at "asses"
<SpruceZeus> X____X

<Tibetanfox> My taxes pay for anime. On the Internet, I feel better about paying taxes now.