<IllFlower> "ivoryRum caressed $varia's soft face, the array blushing as he did so. 'Be gentle,' she said. 'This is my first time having something unshifted into me...'"

<Alkthash> You're on the internet.
<Alkthash> You have porn.

<ponicalica> what was the name of the grad student who killed his advisor
<ponicalica> ted streleski
<AliceTensei> "In 1993 Streleski was turned down for a fare box repair position with the San Francisco Municipal Railway after his crimes came to light." He might... murder the fare box?
<Nitya> 16th year pursuing his doctorate <-- ._.
<GMH> > after his crimes came to light
<GMH> > crimes
<GMH> isn't this just one crime?
<GMH> someone go fix that
<GMH> i don't feel like signing into wikipedia
<ponicalica> you can edit wikipedia anonymously
<GMH> i don't feel like it
<Corvidium> there are two crimes
<Corvidium> the first is the murder, obviously
<Corvidium> the second is being in grad school for 16 years
<Nitya> done
<Corvidium> Nitya, why did you introduce an error into Wikipedia
<Nitya> spite
<Nitya> fuck the world

<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.

<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like?
<Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help.
<Barcodrawing> what

<Nitya> If I don't successfully pick up 420 girls, I am going to die in a lot of different ways.

<ponicalica> I'm an expert at Charlatan's pants

<Barcout> terrence wiles, the child murderer. colour: white
<Barcout> discard any card frmo your hand. add two colours to your mana pool. more stuff that makes no sense but is indistiguishable from real magic talk to outsiders
<Juan> Not sure if I'd play that
<Juan> and it actually makes sense, man
<Juan> In fact, IIRC, that's an infamous {{game breaker}}
<Barcout> So dumb. I literally just said words
<Juan> Well, that's what we all do here. :P

<IllFlower> you know, in fifteen years I'm going to be hearing about how one of the UC campuses has set up a pornography studies department with a certain Joel Button as its chairman
<IllFlower> I'll look at the papers out of morbid curiosity and go, "that's the first time I've ever seen the word 'autofellatio' in a citation"

<Cultist>  well WHATEVER you're not good enough for my spontaneous bird ejaculations anyway
<Barcode[WoT]>  birds with premature ejaculations. a very narrow pharmaceutical market