<ponicalica> what was the name of the grad student who killed his advisor
<ponicalica> ted streleski
<AliceTensei> "In 1993 Streleski was turned down for a fare box repair position with the San Francisco Municipal Railway after his crimes came to light." He might... murder the fare box?
<Nitya> 16th year pursuing his doctorate <-- ._.
<GMH> > after his crimes came to light
<GMH> > crimes
<GMH> isn't this just one crime?
<GMH> someone go fix that
<GMH> i don't feel like signing into wikipedia
<ponicalica> you can edit wikipedia anonymously
<GMH> i don't feel like it
<Corvidium> there are two crimes
<Corvidium> the first is the murder, obviously
<Corvidium> the second is being in grad school for 16 years
<Nitya> done
<Corvidium> Nitya, why did you introduce an error into Wikipedia
<Nitya> spite
<Nitya> fuck the world

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<Nitya> it's just part of the sauce
<Saladofstones> did someone say sauce
<Nitya> no
<Saladofstones> okay
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<jseblan> AUGH
<jseblan> AAAUUUUGH FUCK
<jseblan> AWWW YESSS
<RocketDude> Enjoying yourself, jseblan?

<JBridge> And yeah. We raped feepbot to death.
<Nitya> jseblan: Neat.
<jseblan> Yeah
<jseblan> Unless it lasts more than 52 minutes

<IllFlower> When you use "speedrun" like that I can't help but think it's a drug term.
<IllFlower> "Yeah, I totally speedran two lines of cocaine. Messed me *up*, man."
<ponicalica> You must have mistaken AGDQ for something hellish.
<IllFlower> Considering the number of glitches I saw, it did feel like I was high at points.

<Nitya> Porn with dialogue entirely in sonnet form.
<GuitarBizarre> ...
<GuitarBizarre> I'd watch that.
<blamspam> Sexy.

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<GuitarBizarre> GET OUUUUUUUUT!
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<GuitarBizarre> ...
<GuitarBizarre> Not him...

<RocketDude> Like Juan, I cannot be shipped with anyone, for I lack the same interest in math
<Haven> inb4 JuanCarlos/RocketDude
<JuanCarlos> no shut up
<JuanCarlos> go away
<RocketDude> NO
<Haven> Guys, I -said- inb4
<Haven> that makes everything okay.
<JuanCarlos> no it doesn't
<JuanCarlos> inb4 dicknipples
<JuanCarlos> see? not ok, bro
<RocketDude> @Haven: No, by mentioning it, you make it happen
<IllFlower> JuanCarlos, it's been decided. You've been shipped with Haven. And dicknipples.

<AliceTensei> Bipartisanship. A boat with two spears stuck to the front.

<Kshch> god, why do people not have facebook in this day and age?
<Kshch> now i have to solicit sex in person, how dreadful