<TheCharlinaut> Figures.
<TheCharlinaut> Heaven has angels playing trumpets.
<TheCharlinaut> Hell has...Vuvuzelas.

<SpruceZeus> Something about the juxtaposition of those two elements
<SpruceZeus> the train simulator, and the dub step
<SpruceZeus> it's just inherently amusing somehow

<Wumenguan> Sometimes you just get that feeling of "I wish I was named after a book of incomprehensible poems and questions", you know what i mean?

<Cultist> I'm glad my inability to explain myself led to pictures of cat castration

<IllFlower> No, I'm just saying, Danbooru has about Avogadro's number breast tags for a reason.
<Barcodrawing> 1boob 2boobs multiple_boobs boobs_only
<RocketDude> all_the_boobs?
<Barcodrawing> we can't ever assume that all boobs are contained within one picture.
<RocketDude> Unless it was a fractal boob or something.
<IllFlower> That sounds excruciatingly painful.
<IllFlower> I don't want to think about breasts with a technically infinite surface area.
<Nitya> gabriel's horn boobs
<Nitya> think about it
<IllFlower> Madonna, eat your heart out?

<StarGirl00> I bought an umbrella today
<Noimporta> Why did you buy an umbrella? Canada is so cold it rains icicles, you need chainmail, not an umbrella!
<Fluid> Now I kinda feel old :/
<Noimporta> Fluid: Why? You were around when chainmail was fashionable?

<FreshMagusHarvey> what's the term for what happens when you build more roads then people drive more and it's still just as congested?
<AliceTensei> America. :P

* Solstace cockpunches Charlatan
* Charlatan punchcocks Solstace
<Charlatan> BEHOLD, FOR I HAVE A BOXING GLOVE ATTACHED TO MY SCHPONG.

<Rotty>  Divine penis blood, coursing through your veins.
<Kashchei> sounds like a metal song
<SyntheticPsephology> No, it sounds like something Wicked would Google here at intervals for no discernable reason.

<saladofstones> last time I QDB'd something I broke it
<saladofstones> and I don't think the all-mighty Illflower will stand for it again
<RocketDude> Just try it again.
<RocketDude> I'd do it, but lazy
<saladofstones> if I break everything I blame barcode
<Nitya> And barcode can blame Jackerel, thus completing the cycle.
<saladofstones> and then jackerel can get banned for our sins
<RocketDude> But who will Jackerel blame?
<Nitya> It doesn't matter because we'll kickban him because he's obviously lying and it was his fault.
<Barcode> forgive us, Vater, for we do not know what we do.