Room 208

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#855

Rated 65 by 7 users
<n> http://sharkswithanimeeyes.tumblr.com/ uh.
<ColorPrinter> sounds about right
<reyendo> so cute.
<JackMackerel> I'm fucking having heart attacks
<HederaHelix> That tumblr scares me.
<ColorPrinter> sharks are so fucking tsundere
<ColorPrinter> the uguu~ terror of the ocean

#139

Rated 60 by 14 users
*** Noimporta|Dinner is now known as Noimporta
*** JBridge|away is now known as JBridge
<JBridge> Heh.
<Noimporta> Hey guys, guess who's back?
<Plumbercode> Jbridge?
<JBridge> me?
<Noimporta> Yes.
*** Noimporta is now known as Noimporta|Away
<JBridge> ...That was odd.

#933

Rated 62 by 15 users
<Buttercupistiny> DOODLEBUG
<Buttercupistiny> I FINISH SCHOOL ON THE SIXTH
<Haven|SerendipityGospels> School story, bro

#1277

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Lin_Chong> I should probably watch that TV show where that guy fucks that pig

#1159

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Saladofstones> also had a nightmare where the world was being attacked by gross looking demons
<Saladofstones> and I happened to get called up by my friend and said "hey all these demons are killing people, we need a janitor, and you need some money. You game?"
<Saladofstones> cue me cleaning up blood and putting heads and limbs in buckets while demon apocalypse
<Barcode> your friend has his priorities straight

#766

Rated 44 by 3 users
<SpruceZeus> Fa so ti la do.
<SpruceZeus> Or whatever order those are supposed to go in
<Buttercupistiny> la ti, mimudakki
<RocketDude> Ah, I thought so, wasn't sure what the "mimudakki" was, since I don't think I was taught that in Music Theory.

#480

Rated 30 by 4 users
<Rustedsoda> just because in Japan you can find images of little boys being fondled on a regular basis, does not mean it is legal to do that in Japan.

#818

Rated 65 by 7 users
<CTrombley> Lupin was sittin' all sexy like, but Snape didn't give a damn as all his damns had just been stolen. Snape picked up Lupin by the ear and punched him in the eye. Lupin wrestled Snape to the ground and they pulled each other's hair and shredded each other's clothes. Don't know why, but they did. The fight paused, partly because they were old, exhausted men but mostly because Spike Jones was standing above them laughing evilly.
<CTrombley> Snapes could feel the blood throb out of his enormous nose, obviously. The problem was that he could feel Lupin touching his throbbing member.
<CTrombley> "FOOOLS!" bellowed Spike Jones in his middle range, unimpressive voice. "I have gathered you here today for one reason! Only I can have the worlds greatest collection of bric a brac! Only I, the artist, can truly appreciate its power, its majesty, the power of junk to communicate the very soul!"
<CTrombley> "We've been double crossed!" observed Snape inaccurately. The professor was rendered slow witted by the recent events. "There is only one way to defeat Spike Jones..." said Lupin. Snape looked at him and slowly realized ... That he could just use magic to solve this situation. He did. The End.

#847

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Iverum> I dislike the UI for Steel Battalion, Barcode.
<Barcode> No, I mean, like, wht about it?
<Iverum> Oh, I mean the whole "peer out of this tiny window" bit.
<Barcode> man, that's the /best part/ of tankshit! the horrid visibility
* Nitya imagines Iverum standing in a submarine, critiquing the viewport UI

#38

Rated 41 by 8 users
<Mister_Always> TACO, I WANT TO COVER YOU IN OLIVE OIL AND SLATHER YOU WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES, THEN HUMP YOU LIKE A RABID CAMEL.