<BonSequitur> What is up with this 'polyvore' thing, anyway?
<BonSequitur> It doesn't even have an ED page. I'm afraid to google.
<BonSequitur> Oh, it has nothing to do with voraphilia.
<BonSequitur> Some people are idiots when picking out names for websites.
<BonSequitur> I mean, really. Polyvore.
<BonSequitur> It's a fashion website.
<BonSequitur> What does it sound like?
<BonSequitur> A mailing list for people who are into furries giving birth to multiple twin furries and then eating them.

<IllFlower> THERE IS NO FORUM, ONLY ZUUL.
<IllFlower> THERE IS NO CONTROVERSY, ONLY REFERENCES TO MOVIES THAT WERE MADE EITHER BEFORE I WAS BORN, OR WHEN I WAS FAR TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THEM.

<Fawriel> I've got hay fever. ... And a cold. ... they stack.

<ColorPrinter> AN ANT BIT MY COCK OKAY

<feep> @seen Jack
<Omnipresence> feep: Jack was last seen 14 hours ago changing nick to Tzetzuooooo.
<feep> @seen Tzetzuooooo
<Omnipresence> feep: Tzetzuooooo was last seen 14 hours ago changing nick to Dadaist.
<feep> @seen Dadaist
<Omnipresence> feep: Dadaist was last seen 14 hours ago quitting IRC with the message Quit: leaving.
<feep> :(
<feep> @seen Nitya
<Omnipresence> feep: Nitya was last seen 10 hours ago changing nick to ChairOfIdeals.
<feep> @seen ChairOfIdeals
<Omnipresence> feep: ChairOfIdeals was last seen 9 hours ago changing nick to Lalonde.
<feep> @seen Lalonde
<Jackerel> Don't.
<Omnipresence> feep: Lalonde was last seen 5 hours ago changing nick to Vau.
<feep> ..
<feep> oh dear.
<Saigyouji> It's like a chain of Tzetzes.
<feep> @seen Vau
<Omnipresence> feep: Vau was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to Tsukasa.
<feep> @seen Tsukasa
<Omnipresence> feep: Tsukasa was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to asdfasdf.
<feep> .. oh COME ON
<JBridge> It's a Matryoshka doll of nicks.
<feep> @seen asdfasdf
<Omnipresence> feep: asdfasdf was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to AnShouji.
<feep> NITYA
<feep> I WILL MURDER YOU

<IllFlower> You know what your username reminds me of, Doomlewa? Some half-Chinese, half-Japanese girl who likes gratuitous English lamenting the state of the earth, going "doom le, wa..."

<Lin_Chong18> Most people don't insert their fingers in their anuses at the thought of harmonicas. There are individuals who do, and that's fine, but most don't.

<jseblan> I'm downloading Oblivion at 600 kbps, this is great
<jseblan> It's usually 250-300 kbps
<Charlatan> STOP
<Charlatan> YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

<Nitya> "Pitches film where Scarlett Johansson uses 100% of her genome at once"
<Myrdradek> She already does amiright guys
* Myrdradek opens a beer can with his nose
<Nitya> is that... a sex joke? i'm not sure.

<IllFlower> "It's Not Like I Leaked These Documents to the Whole World Because I Like Freedom or Anything!"
<Juan> "I Can't Believe My Little Leaker Is This Kawaii"
<Fiora> NIST is the NSA's little sister
<Fiora> there's incest going on
<Fiora> NSA is the skeezy older brother
<IllFlower> Things get rather skeevy when there are flashbacks to the NSA inserting a backdoor into the young Dual_EC_DRBG standard.
<IllFlower> "But, but, NSA-oniichan, if I do that, they'll be able to see everything!"
<IllFlower> "It's okay, Dual_EC_DRBG. I'm the only one who'll ever see it."
<Section42L> the CIA is the father who's never around, except during that one episode when the NSA's origin story is explained and the father comes back to bitch at him
<Juan> IllFlower's profound knowledge of incest anime is terrifying yet amusing