Room 208

Quote database

#350

Rated 49 by 7 users
<IllFlower> I am going to font-weight your position into a root beer float on top of a background-repeat in the opacity shales, you stupid CSS declaration.

#925

Rated 41 by 8 users
<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.

#758

Rated 57 by 5 users
<LORd> a steel horse the size of an oil rig that ejaculates missiles, or perhaps this metaphor got out of hand.

#739

Rated 61 by 6 users
<jseblan> ... and I am now aware of the "moe" in "homoerotic"

#612

Rated 55 by 12 users
<Tibetanfox> Anyhow, like I said, it's about how much you care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> Like, the guy who has been drawing for 10 years and pretty much looks the same as when they started.
<Tibetanfox> They don't really care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> Sure, they like drawing. But they don't care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> A person who cares is constantly looking for whatever the fuck they can learn, from anywhere and anyone, on how to improve.
<Tibetanfox> Like, they don't have to think about it. They just want it so bad that subconsciously, they are hunting for it, like a horny guy hunting for something to get his dick wet.
<Tibetanfox> INAPPROPRIATE ANALOGIES FTW
<Tibetanfox> (Haha, I said anal)

#479

Rated 51 by 4 users
<jseblan> "Tropicana Essentials with Added Calcium and Vitamin D is an excellent source of Calcium and Vitamin D." NO SHIT SHERLOCK MY MIND IS BLOWN

#594

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Nitya> "Silence of the Electric Sheep's final cut version!  Deckard and Hannibal's replicant have a showdown!"

#816

Rated 44 by 3 users
<RocketDude> Also, "Quattro_Ladyparts" makes me think of the Audi car ._.
<Barcode[LoL]>  Audi Vagina
<AliceTensei> Audi Titty? ...Oh god, somebody please kill me for even coming up with that. Please.

#641

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Osip_Zhgun[Barcode]> Do moe samurai commit seppuguu?

#447

Rated 62 by 11 users
<EthZee> Come on, guys, I know I wasn't the only person to masturbate to it.