<eX> I would be somewhat surprised if you knew any of my sexual history <eX> and a little concerned <Blackmoon> I am *intimately* familiar with eX's sexual history. <eX> Blackmoon is watching me copulate? <JBridge> Always. <Blackmoon> Ceiling Blackmoon. <Lin_Chong> He watches everyone copulate. <Lin_Chong> He has sexual-omniscience.
<ComradeCirnov> ...DID THEY SERIOUSLY JUST SHOOT A COPTER DOWN WITH A TANK WHILE AIRBORNE <ComradeCirnov> Omfg <ComradeCirnov> OMFG <ComradeCirnov> BEST USE FOR C4 EVER <ComradeCirnov> See, I love it when things in video games are stupidly insane enough to work. <ComradeCirnov> "We could put an AA gun here sir" <ComradeCirnov> "FUCK THAT, BETTER IDEA" <ComradeCirnov> "What is that, sir" <ComradeCirnov> "IT'S LIKE A BOUNCING BETTY, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF A WUSSY-ASS GRENADE, IT LAUNCHES A TANK INTO THE AIR" <ComradeCirnov> "Your genius knows no limits, sir"
<Nitya> "Pitches film where Scarlett Johansson uses 100% of her genome at once" <Myrdradek> She already does amiright guys * Myrdradek opens a beer can with his nose <Nitya> is that... a sex joke? i'm not sure.
<CTrombley> Lupin was sittin' all sexy like, but Snape didn't give a damn as all his damns had just been stolen. Snape picked up Lupin by the ear and punched him in the eye. Lupin wrestled Snape to the ground and they pulled each other's hair and shredded each other's clothes. Don't know why, but they did. The fight paused, partly because they were old, exhausted men but mostly because Spike Jones was standing above them laughing evilly. <CTrombley> Snapes could feel the blood throb out of his enormous nose, obviously. The problem was that he could feel Lupin touching his throbbing member. <CTrombley> "FOOOLS!" bellowed Spike Jones in his middle range, unimpressive voice. "I have gathered you here today for one reason! Only I can have the worlds greatest collection of bric a brac! Only I, the artist, can truly appreciate its power, its majesty, the power of junk to communicate the very soul!" <CTrombley> "We've been double crossed!" observed Snape inaccurately. The professor was rendered slow witted by the recent events. "There is only one way to defeat Spike Jones..." said Lupin. Snape looked at him and slowly realized ... That he could just use magic to solve this situation. He did. The End.
<Nitya> what the hell is an insatiable hour <Nitya> how do you satiate a unit of time? <Nitya> this cover raises so many important questions <Juan> you sacrifice your minutes to it??? <Nitya> but it's an hour! it's MADE OF minutes
<Cultist> Well what do you stuff into things? Tofu-filled celery? Ridiculous. <Cultist> And then.. you could stab the celery into a potato <Barcodere> a chunk of tofu stuffed with jalapeño stuffed into a pumpkin <Barcodere> pofuño
<JBridge> I'm gonna have to slap a bitch. * ColorPrinter summons bitch to slap * ivoryRum bestows the title of Bitch Summoner on ColorPrinter.
<Bitches> BISCUITS AND SMORES <And> ... <Whores> No seriously, I'll thump it if you want
<JackMackerel> @g totally not porn of tzetze <Omnipresence> JackMackerel: Google: Suspiciously Specific Denial - Television Tropes & Idioms — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial
*** Nitya entered the room <Iverum> As I was saying, Solstace becomes jealous of Jackerel's open 'affection' for Nitya and opens his heart (among other things) to Nitya in response. <Iverum> Shit. <Iverum> He's back. <Nitya> okay nevermind *** Nitya left the room