<GoggleFox> With 1/2 the calories and saturated sin of natural Satan it's I Can't Believe It's Not Satan! For the soul-conscious mortal.
<Alkthash> {{May contain evil}}

<JBridge> Testing video games is a lot like doing porn.
<JBridge> Both jobs take something you'd normally enjoy doing, but you have to do it how and when your bosses want.
<JBridge> And you have to do it all the time, which is probably the biggest reason why both jobs are shit.
<zeroplusalpha> Testing video games is worse because the build isn't even complete yet, most of the time.

<Nitya> "It is only equipped with a 12.6mm Vulcan, but it gets additional firepower by eating chili peppers or a car battery, after which the elephant becomes able to breathe fire or to shoot lightning from it's proboscis." it's an exciting time to be a soldier

[Saladofstones is playing ArmA]
<Saladofstones> well
<Saladofstones> this was something
<Saladofstones> here we are in a tank, not any tank
<Saladofstones> but a variant of tank specifically designed to fight other tanks, so we have three layers of armor
<Saladofstones> one taliban with a grenade launcher gets a lucky hit, our ammo cooks off and we all die
<Saladofstones> thats 500 million dollars well spent, Pentagon
<Saladofstones> Someone got their 72 virgins instantly today
<Haruspex> oneshotting a tank is worth at least a few virgins imo
<Saladofstones> whats worse is that an APC survived a direct hit from my HEAT
<Saladofstones> what happened is that our hyper velocity rounds are too fast
<Saladofstones> so it went in one side of its thin armor and out the other and took out a tree
<Haruspex> gotta go slow... and... armor piercingly
<Saladofstones> I think this tank is either cursed or the spirit of technoallah was with the taliban today
<Haruspex> also i thought the point of HEAT rounds was that they exploded while inside or something
<Saladofstones> yup
<Haruspex> you had one job heat round
<Saladofstones> but the problem being it needs a specific set of circumstances to explode
<Haruspex> but nooooo, gotta blow up a tree
<Saladofstones> apparantely armor made of cardboard doesn't count
<Haruspex> yeah, they expect thicker armor than a shitty apc has, right?

<saladofstones> it was great since we had her deciding if she wanted pancakes or waffles for breakfest, and you see two armies go to war with each other
<saladofstones> one with a banner that said WAFFLES and another that said PANCAKES
<saladofstones> and they just slaughtered each other until one side won
<saladofstones> while the viking's mind was a bunch of little girls in a playroom deciding things through democracy and being cute
<saladofstones> "SHALL THIS MAN LIVE OR DIE"

<krrackknut> Is Mapi here?
<Nous> Mapi is here.  Mapi is there.  Mapi is everywhere.  You and I are Mapi.  You and I are one.  All are one with Mapi.  Mapi is one with all.
<Nous> That totally didn't sound creepy.

<JackMackerel> YOU'RE WAY TOOOO BEAUTIIIIFULLLL GIRL. THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVAR WORK. YOU MAKE ME
<JackMackerel> SUCIDALLL
<JackMackerel> SUICIDALLL
<JackMackerel> WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVERRRR
<goodtimesfreegrog> Well, now that you've brought my attention to that song, I DO want to kill myself.

<Yukihime> "Nitya looked down at his shoes, his voice occasionally cracking through tears. 'you don't understand, ivoryRum. I'm not like the rest of you. I'm an exception.'
<Yukihime> "ivoryRum took Nitya's hand in his, running his fingers over the folds of his palm. 'I know,' he said. 'that's why I knew I had to catch you.' "
<ivoryRum> Oh god.
<Nitya> are you high

<Nitya> "Silence of the Electric Sheep's final cut version!  Deckard and Hannibal's replicant have a showdown!"

<Nitya> but pink is (nearly) the color of communism, comfrade!
<RocketDude> @Barcode: Oh yeah, how does that zoom level config work? Like, can you still use the scroll wheel for switching weapons?
<saladofstones> gay communism?
<saladofstones> I wonder if you have marxist-feminist critiques
<RocketDude> No, gay communism does not help with sniping.
<Nitya> marxist feminism exists, sure.
<ColorPrinter> I come back and the topic is gay communism
<ColorPrinter> alright