<IllFlower> "moe-moe Bullet-chan is too embarrassed to pierce through the innocent bystander's skin! that's so perverted!"

<Miyabi> I just made the weirdest typo ever.
<Miyabi> I was trying to get to facebook, and ended up typing "keanu reeves" instead.
<VerticalPig> Oh, that's like how every time I want to type "I have no life and I should be doing something else" I end up doing "/connect EsperNet; /j #yackfest"

<Xeniera`sick> I think I violated the honor of the royal bacterium family, or something.
<Xeniera`sick> There's probably a bounty on my head, and every infection worth his weight in salt is out to collect.

<Reyendo> Also: I really suck at selling things to little girls.

<IllFlower> I didn't know Hikari carried handcuffs on her.
<IllFlower> She must be into some kinky stuff.
<Alicia> Oh my God, IllFlower.
<Alicia> You have to be prepared, man.
<IllFlower> Because opportunities for bondage could come at any moment. Got it.
<Alicia> NOOOO.
<Alicia> They're... magical.
<Alicia> >:C
<ponicalica> Magical bondage.  Got it.
<Alicia> OH GOD DAMN IT.
<Alicia> Who cares as long as they're under control.
<Alicia> Wait. Damn it.
* Alicia just shuts up now.

<Saladofstones> also had a nightmare where the world was being attacked by gross looking demons
<Saladofstones> and I happened to get called up by my friend and said "hey all these demons are killing people, we need a janitor, and you need some money. You game?"
<Saladofstones> cue me cleaning up blood and putting heads and limbs in buckets while demon apocalypse
<Barcode> your friend has his priorities straight

<krrackknut>  {{Something Awesome}}
<TropeBot>  Trope SomethingAwesome doesn't exist. Closest match: Incendiary Exponent http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncendiaryExponent

<Solstace> "wading through a sea of dongs" sounds like it could be a line in a rap.
<Iverum> Or a trip to China.

<BonSequitur> ...
<BonSequitur> Seriously, now.
<BonSequitur> I look up 'arabesque' in dA.
<BonSequitur> What do I get? PORN!
<Gyges> Bon
<Gyges> It's the internet
<Gyges> You are complaining about water being wet

<ponicalica> (dunno why though.  I'm a butt.)
<Fiora> if you are a butt, you are like, the cutest butt ever.
<SpruceZeus> Hear that? Fiora likes your butt.
<buttercupistiny> he's definitely a butt.
<Fiora> THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
<ponicalica> suuuuuuure it's not
<Fiora> I haven't even seen his butt ~_~  nor do I particularly care about butts
<SpruceZeus> Do it Fiora. Touch the butt.
* Fiora slaps SpruceZeus across the face
<Fiora> there, I touched a butt
<buttercupistiny> ahahahahahaha
* ponicalica hifives Fiora