<Nitya> 2016 is going to be the International Year of Pulses what does that even mean i love it <Fiora> beep <Fiora> beep <Fiora> beep <Fiora> beep <Fiora> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulse_(legume) ? <Rig> Darling, 2016 can be the year you make my pulse race. <Rig> Or beans. <Rig> It could be beans.
<Untaxidermist> I wonder how many people in the world are genuinely turned on by the idea of snuggling while playing Pokemon. <Solstace> Probably every nerd who grew up with pokemon >.< <Untaxidermist> So I have this idea for a brothel...
<BARCWD> I think it's saying something when I'm going to lighten up after having seen THREE MINUTES OF EVANGELION by watching a moody war drama.
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I don't get people's hatred of 'fujoshi' <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I can't go 5 steps on /a/ without someone lamenting them <IllFlower> I think it's just tribalism. <IllFlower> Like G.R.O.S.S. from Calvin and Hobbes, except less funny and more sad. <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh okay <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> well when you're sadder than a deranged blonde kid who talks to animals <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> ... <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh my god replace hobbes with waifus and you have /jp/
*** TheBarcO is now known as MajorDanDatsun <RocketDude> MajorNissan? *** Iverum is now known as MissFairladyZ <MissFairladyZ> [in a southern drawl] Oh, Major Datsun.
<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises <qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth <saladofstones> but <saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this
<IllFlower> No, seriously, people, cut it out with the colors. It makes my IRC client look like the bastard child of a Christmas tree and an Easter egg...
<BonSequitur> Oh, no. <BonSequitur> I'm taking a sidestep into bat country. <BonSequitur> COCKBAT country.
<EthZee> And now, my other impression in that series: An American Person. * EthZee dons ten-gallon hat, grabs six-guns <EthZee> Yeeeeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW * EthZee fires guns into the air <EthZee> ...Thank you.
<IllFlower> today on "oh, IllFlower, that ledge on the roof looks awful tempting right about now...": <IllFlower> >"I only got one line of your message" <IllFlower> >there's only one line *in* the message <IllFlower> >"but what does it *mean*??!!"