<LORd> .roll love
<feepbot> LORd: I do not understand love!

<Barcode> http://www.picsthatdontsuck.com/web/muslim_prayer.html Surely SOME part of a Muslim's direction vector is towards Mecca!
<Jack> Little do they realize that prayers actually are affected by gravity
<Jack> Christians have it harder, their prayers have to make escape velocity.

<AliceTensei> I'm not even sure who Lisa Frank is, but whatever.
<Puffin> non-90s kid spotted
<AliceTensei> I'm not American!
<Alicia> Oh, so you're *definitely* not a 90s kid then?

<Fiora> ... also, I actually ordered myself a soul gem, so like, um, yeah.
<ponicalica> are you going to cosplay as homuhomu
<Fiora> No... I just wanted one because it was pretty!
<Fiora> I'm not... lkajlskjl
<Fiora> I can't win
<SpruceZeus> Fiora is a master of the Nordic tongues
<SpruceZeus> Lkåjskjl!
<Fiora> ._.
<jseblan> Fus Fiora Da?
<SpruceZeus> It makes everyone in a certain radius suddenly get rotten teeth and suffer heart attacks and nosebleed

<onyhow> russian roulette
<onyhow> you can only play once
<onyhow> except on computer
<BGTB2005> Maybe we should just cut out the middle man...
* BGTB2005 shoots onyhow
<onyhow> IM NOT DEAD
* onyhow shoots BGTB2005 
* onyhow dies
<BGTB2005> ack, lungs, I need both
* BGTB2005 dies
<AliceTensei> EVERYONE IS DEAD, JOHN.

<Wicked223> @g i will sexually molest you while screaming the names of long fallen deities and painting their signs upon your chest
<Omnipresence> Google: Arson Murder And Jaywalking - Television Tropes & Idioms — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking

<Solstace> "Registered users: Google [Bot], Solstace" <- Huh.
<Solstace> (from Novafest)
<RocketDude> I told you about bots, bro! I told you, dawg!
<todolistplusalpha> I knew it!
<Barcode> yep. solstace is a google bot.
<RocketDude> Solstace, in reality, was a cyborg built to become the ultimate soldier
<Barcode> instead he seeks to become the ultimate bard.
<Solstace> But mass production was deemed too expensive, so I put my mechanical excellence to use playing guitar.
<todolistplusalpha> There's an anime in this somewhere.
<JuanCarlos> It's not like Solstace's life being an animu would be surprising
<Barcode> A robot harem anime? I think you mean "there is one currently in production and we just don't know about it yet".

<blamspam> Pitbull is such a groin with cream. His face looks like white dick. He is such a bloody gay fucking bum <--people on Facebook are angry
<Puffin> are these native English speakers
<Puffin> 'groin with cream' sounds like something I'd see printed on a t-shirt in China

<JBridge> HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.
<JBridge> IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS OWN BROW?
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON. IT BELONGS TO THE POOR.
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN. IT BELONGS TO GOD.
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW. IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE.
<JBridge> WELL I HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN WASH THAT BROW OF YOURS IF YOU JUST DO IT YOURSELF. I AM SELLING TICKETS TO RAPTURE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.95. CALL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES AND WE WILL THROW IN A COPY OF ATLAS SHRUGGED, ABSOLUTELY FREE.

<Wicked224> You know, it's kind of weird, thinking about 2 Girls 1 Cup as a cultural milestone.