Room 208

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#795

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Lou> What I'm trying to say is that there's probably a more appropriate system to base things off of. All you'd keep from DH would be the d100s.
<JBridge> Don't forget the crit tables.
<Lou> oh, well, DH's crit tables should be in everything ever.

#370

Rated 52 by 11 users
<Noimporta> BE A MAN.
<Noimporta> A CUDDLY, MOE INTERJECTION SPOUTING MAN.
<Noimporta> BUT A MAN NONETHELESS
<Noimporta> AND WATCH IT
<Noimporta> THEN, YOU'LL BE EVEN MORE OF A MAN
<TParadox> YOU'LL BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER

#538

Rated 28 by 11 users
<Solstace> But I'm waiting to do that until I have the body at a satisfactory point.

#850

Rated 78 by 14 users
<RocketDude> Like Juan, I cannot be shipped with anyone, for I lack the same interest in math
<Haven> inb4 JuanCarlos/RocketDude
<JuanCarlos> no shut up
<JuanCarlos> go away
<RocketDude> NO
<Haven> Guys, I -said- inb4
<Haven> that makes everything okay.
<JuanCarlos> no it doesn't
<JuanCarlos> inb4 dicknipples
<JuanCarlos> see? not ok, bro
<RocketDude> @Haven: No, by mentioning it, you make it happen
<IllFlower> JuanCarlos, it's been decided. You've been shipped with Haven. And dicknipples.

#843

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Charlatan> Which variant of the Atlas is the kung fu one again?
<AliceTensei> ...how did i read kung fu as king of spain
<AliceTensei> how
<Charlatan> KING FERDINAND ATLAS.
<AliceTensei> @g the king of spain was a mech pilot
<Omnipresence> AliceTensei: Google: Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja - Television Tropes & Idioms: While Hughes Gouli is usually just an ordinary mecha pilot in Overman King Gainer he occasionally awesome puts on his ninja suit... — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja
<AliceTensei> ....................
<Barmoured_code_V> Sounds about right, AliceTensei
<Charlatan> i think i have an idea for a game now

#751

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Alexcalibur> "Symbol [Bat], Uniform [Armor]. Maid roots: [Hereditary Maid]. Stress reaction: [Violence]. Powers: Skill[Lie Detector], Skill[Stalking]"
<Alexcalibur> holy fuck, BGTB
<Alexcalibur> you rolled fucking BATMAID

#400

Rated 65 by 7 users
<[DOA]> It's not like everybody has only one incarnation at any time. I mean, you're never going to meet several billion people, there's plenty of leeway
<JackerelMack> I'm an elf.
<JackerelMack> WHo was a vampire.
<JackerelMack> Then got turned into a dragon.
<JackerelMack> Who totally was in Bleach.
<JackerelMack> No one understands me.
<[DOA]> Don't mock my spirituality man :(

#901

Rated 45 by 9 users
<ColorPrinter> AN ANT BIT MY COCK OKAY

#416

Rated 56 by 9 users
<JBridge|elsewhere> Obviously, Nagato is connected to a plane filled with skeletons preforming basic instructions. The Data Integrated Sentient Entity is actually a lich.

#1163

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Barcode> i told you about the guy who painted a zizek portrait at some art thing i went to, right?
* Nitya imagines Call of Cthulhu, but with the poets and sculptors arting zizek instead of cthulhu
<Barcode> i had to walk down an alley, i was increasingly nervous about the people around me
<Nitya> The alleyway had an oppressive quality Barcode could not stop to define. Not just the walls, but the masses of people around him seemed to press in. From the ghetto, they were, [about a paragraph of racism] until he came to rest at the stand. There, only there, did he look up, only to see the Slovenian