<Spacethash> Every Hemmingway book in a nutshell: Why did the chicken cross the road? To die. Alone. In the rain. Because he went to war.

<Alkthash> Rig is not just a mere gimp.
<Alkthash> Rig is a super high school level gimp.

<Solstace> I just let imagination fill in the blanks.
<Solstace> ...
<Rika> That's probably for the best, because reality will probably disappoint you somehow
<Solstace> Yeah.
<Solstace> That's part of why I don't poke and pry too much.
<Rika> ...wait, this conversation is beginning to have sexual overtones, isn't it?
<Solstace> Maybe.
<Solstace> I swear it isn't intentional.
* Rika puts on robe and wizard hat

<Barcode> oh my god i'm on question nineteen just tell me what kind of gay i am

<Tibetanfox> Dealing with humans is marginally less infuriating than dealing with technology. They're also much more consistent and easy to manipulate.

<LORd> Does anyone know of a girl with a customizable soundtrack, actually?
<Barcode> a girl?
<LORd> ...
<LORd> *game
<LORd> fuck you ponicalica this is totally your fault
<ponicalica> only Buttercup gets to fuck me, sorry

<CharlaBorg> What would happen if you stuffed Deadmau5 and Skrillex into a blender?
<Barcodrawing> Deadmau5 and Skrillex: "So We Heard You Hated Music" Tour

<Lou> What I'm trying to say is that there's probably a more appropriate system to base things off of. All you'd keep from DH would be the d100s.
<JBridge> Don't forget the crit tables.
<Lou> oh, well, DH's crit tables should be in everything ever.

<Saladofstones> seems like they were worried about having a maoist revolution of some sorts
<Saladofstones> there are too many isms in communism
<Saladofstones> we need a new proletariat revolution and combine all the isms into one big ism
<Saladofstones> we shall call it the great ism, and it shall be glorious

<Tsukubus> honestly, I'd prefer a job with as little human contact as possible
<AnOtherT> like a politician