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<IllFlower> "moe-moe Bullet-chan is too embarrassed to pierce through the innocent bystander's skin! that's so perverted!"
<IllFlower> "moe-moe Bullet-chan is too embarrassed to pierce through the innocent bystander's skin! that's so perverted!"
<Miyabi> I just made the weirdest typo ever. <Miyabi> I was trying to get to facebook, and ended up typing "keanu reeves" instead. <VerticalPig> Oh, that's like how every time I want to type "I have no life and I should be doing something else" I end up doing "/connect EsperNet; /j #yackfest"
<Xeniera`sick> I think I violated the honor of the royal bacterium family, or something. <Xeniera`sick> There's probably a bounty on my head, and every infection worth his weight in salt is out to collect.
<Reyendo> Also: I really suck at selling things to little girls.
<IllFlower> I didn't know Hikari carried handcuffs on her. <IllFlower> She must be into some kinky stuff. <Alicia> Oh my God, IllFlower. <Alicia> You have to be prepared, man. <IllFlower> Because opportunities for bondage could come at any moment. Got it. <Alicia> NOOOO. <Alicia> They're... magical. <Alicia> >:C <ponicalica> Magical bondage. Got it. <Alicia> OH GOD DAMN IT. <Alicia> Who cares as long as they're under control. <Alicia> Wait. Damn it. * Alicia just shuts up now.
<Saladofstones> also had a nightmare where the world was being attacked by gross looking demons <Saladofstones> and I happened to get called up by my friend and said "hey all these demons are killing people, we need a janitor, and you need some money. You game?" <Saladofstones> cue me cleaning up blood and putting heads and limbs in buckets while demon apocalypse <Barcode> your friend has his priorities straight
<krrackknut> {{Something Awesome}}
<TropeBot> Trope SomethingAwesome doesn't exist. Closest match: Incendiary Exponent http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncendiaryExponent
<Solstace> "wading through a sea of dongs" sounds like it could be a line in a rap. <Iverum> Or a trip to China.
<BonSequitur> ... <BonSequitur> Seriously, now. <BonSequitur> I look up 'arabesque' in dA. <BonSequitur> What do I get? PORN! <Gyges> Bon <Gyges> It's the internet <Gyges> You are complaining about water being wet
<ponicalica> (dunno why though. I'm a butt.) <Fiora> if you are a butt, you are like, the cutest butt ever. <SpruceZeus> Hear that? Fiora likes your butt. <buttercupistiny> he's definitely a butt. <Fiora> THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT <ponicalica> suuuuuuure it's not <Fiora> I haven't even seen his butt ~_~ nor do I particularly care about butts <SpruceZeus> Do it Fiora. Touch the butt. * Fiora slaps SpruceZeus across the face <Fiora> there, I touched a butt <buttercupistiny> ahahahahahaha * ponicalica hifives Fiora