<Cry> rrrrrgh people older than me acting like children <Barcodaway> Far Cry <Barcodaway> Crysis <Barcodaway> Crytek <Barcodaway> CryEngine, Cryogenic Something Or Other <Cry> duh duh dah <Barcodaway> Cry: Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war <Cry> gaaaaah <JackMackerel> Booooo <JackMackerel> get off the stage <Barcodaway> See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly <Barcodaway> I'm Crying
<sporkaganza> how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
<Alkthash> the minesweeper fix has turned me onto a whole new genre of smut.
<JBridge> HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. <JBridge> IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS OWN BROW? <JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON. IT BELONGS TO THE POOR. <JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN. IT BELONGS TO GOD. <JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW. IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE. <JBridge> WELL I HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN WASH THAT BROW OF YOURS IF YOU JUST DO IT YOURSELF. I AM SELLING TICKETS TO RAPTURE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.95. CALL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES AND WE WILL THROW IN A COPY OF ATLAS SHRUGGED, ABSOLUTELY FREE.
<Miijhal> http://i.imgur.com/OOVIE.jpg vegeta what are you doing <Miijhal> that is not proper attire for a school teacher <Juan|TheWire> also why would you be in super saiyan mode while going for seductive school teacher <Juan|TheWire> shit don't make sense <Miijhal> it's to grade papers faster than the eye can see <Miijhal> he just chills out in the teacher's lounge warping all over the place while graded papers fall around him <Miijhal> until he encounters that one kids essay <Miijhal> he scribbles as fast as he can, summoning up a huge dust cloud <Miijhal> but when it fades away the paper is totally unphased <Miijhal> because it's not an essay at all but a scantron <Juan|TheWire> You seem to have given this a frightful amount of thought.
<Brbcode> Making puns is the sport of kings. <Natsuki> In that case, I advocate regicide.
<Tibetanfox> THIS IS A SHOWDOWN BETWEEN TWO PIMPS <Tibetanfox> ALTHOUGH KB IS THE PIMPINGEST PIMP. <Tibetanfox> HE IS MAYOR OF PIMPTOWN. <Tibetanfox> HE HAS ALL THE BITCHES. <Tibetanfox> ALL OF THEM. <Lin_Chong> All of the-damn it.
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> How many bots do we have on this channel already <Estragon> There's Omnipresence, feepbot, Nitya, IllFlower, TropeBot, mapibot, and Spacebar. <LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> There will come a time when just posting "lol" will trigger twenty "Command unrecognized" messages
<Barcode> fast track to internet fame. photoshop jimbo wales's face onto a Yojimbo poster. subtitle it Yojimbo Wales. <jseblan> or use Gimp <jseblan> Gimpo Wales
<Barcode> I've got a tier 2. I'm gonna be busy for a lil, but next time I'll roll witcha. <AliceTensei> Now I'm just imagining gangsters in tanks. <AliceTensei> And no, not the sophisticated type of gangster. <Barcode> tank cannons are all fired sideways, AliceTensei. You just can't tell because only the barrel shows. <AliceTensei> Do the tanks wear backwards baseball caps? <Barcode> yup. the turret-rear ammo storage is the brim.