<Beorc> Electivirus, do you have any advice on how to beat Seymour Flux in Final Fantasy X?
<Zakdos> kill him
<Zakdos> that should do it
<Beorc> He kills me first.
<Zakdos> kill him first, then

<TheCharlinaut> Figures.
<TheCharlinaut> Heaven has angels playing trumpets.
<TheCharlinaut> Hell has...Vuvuzelas.

<Juan> @more
<Omnipresence> Juan: Spider-Girl.
<Juan> grrr
<Myrmirond> If you really want @more, scream it out louder, if you on the floor, bring out the fire, And light it up, take it up higher, Gonna push it to the limit, give it @more. 
<RocketDude> In the midnight call, she cried "@more, @more, @more!" With a rebel yell, she cried "@more, @more, @more!"

<Alexcalibur> "Symbol [Bat], Uniform [Armor]. Maid roots: [Hereditary Maid]. Stress reaction: [Violence]. Powers: Skill[Lie Detector], Skill[Stalking]"
<Alexcalibur> holy fuck, BGTB
<Alexcalibur> you rolled fucking BATMAID

<Myrdradek> I had a dream someone on #yackfest wanted to know if, historically, it was accurate that cowboys fucked holes in the ground
<Haruspex> what did we conclude
<Alicia> Sorry I asked man
<Rig> I’ve never heard of that.
<Rig> But I want to know if that’s accurate.
<Haruspex> shit what if we're in mydradek's dream right n
<Alicia> oh man
<Myrdradek> Google is inconclusive
<JBridge> Myrdradek: There's like two recorded instances of it. I can't find the sources right now, though.
<Myrdradek> o_o
<Alicia> Thank you based JBridge.
<JBridge> You're welcome.

<Korgmeister>  I love the delete key. It helps my posts to suck less.

<GoggleFox> If fanfiction.net were a drink, it would be one of those horrible fruity martinis with tons of vermouth as a base, two entire lemons' worth of wedges around the rim (no sugar rim) and a purple umbrella stuck through one of them.

<bogo_lode> unless your books are all super obscure and you attempt to use them to make epeen points about how smrt you are
<Nitya> well some are kind of obscure but i'm not the peen type. let alone epeen, which would be a weird thing to show off in the real world
<Barcode> "I'm not the peen type" nitya's dating profile

<AliceTensei> And then Amazon took over the world by amassing an arsenal of nuclear warheads.
<jseblan> if that includes free shipping for everyone I'm in

<IllFlower> "moe-moe Bullet-chan is too embarrassed to pierce through the innocent bystander's skin! that's so perverted!"