Room 208

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#509

Rated 57 by 5 users
* Charlatan makes Madoka AMV set to NIN songs
<Charlatan> "Starfuckers, Inc" goes with everything.
<Jimbobbowilly> I wanna fuck you like an anime

#531

Rated 67 by 13 users
<MoeKawaii> キタワァ*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜(n‘∀‘)η゚・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* !!!!!  
<JackMackerel> oh god
* JackMackerel stabs Tzetze for his own good
<MoeKawaii> If I don't make it... tell my wife... uguu...

#965

Rated 53 by 8 users
<CTrombley> Everyone knows that lesbians get a free toaster oven if they recruit new lesbians.

#1128

Rated 57 by 5 users
<blamspam> I'M LIKE A PORNO FLICK <--why does she sing this, this late
<blamspam> my sister thinks it's okay to play Kid Rock songs loudly at 2:00 am
<JackMackerel> What does that even /mean/.
<Puffin> use your imagination
<Nitya> cheaply produced and smeared with unpleasant fluids
<Lin_Chong> It means that they're cheap, ribald, disgusting, and they promote the exploitation of human beings.

#695

Rated 34 by 2 users
<SpruceZeus>  i gazed into the abyss and the abyss said uguu

#133

Rated 70 by 20 users
<DograMagra> "Could God make porn so disgusting that he couldn't fap to it?"  Good times.
<GMH> LOL
<GMH> WTF
<GMH> don't go outside, DograMagra, you might get hit by a penis-shaped bolt of lightning. 
<jseblan> Dogra: Maybe he can. The question is: Can he make porn so disgusting a human couldn't fap to it?

#348

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Beorc> Electivirus, do you have any advice on how to beat Seymour Flux in Final Fantasy X?
<Zakdos> kill him
<Zakdos> that should do it
<Beorc> He kills me first.
<Zakdos> kill him first, then

#511

Rated 35 by 9 users
<CyberCharlatan> I CAN SEE FOREVER AND IT'S FULL OF LESBIANS

#1187

Rated 51 by 4 users
[discussing China Mieville]
<bogo_lode> i'm thinking more about his books
<bogo_lode> they essentially all have the protags win
<bogo_lode> but in a way that is horrible and despair inducing
<Barcode> and lo, the protagonists won so hard they became the villains and lost to themselves
<bogo_lode> that kinda happens in the squid one

#535

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Penguin> Could god create a cat so annoying, it could sit on itself?