#759
<ColorPrinter> So in my dwarf fortress world there's a god depicted as an anchovy that once cursed a serpent woman and turned her into a were-giraffe. <ColorPrinter> I can't even make that shit up.
<ColorPrinter> So in my dwarf fortress world there's a god depicted as an anchovy that once cursed a serpent woman and turned her into a were-giraffe. <ColorPrinter> I can't even make that shit up.
<Nitya> BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, WHO BELIEVES IN UNORIGINALITY
<Haruspex> i just realized simcity isn't democratic
<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like? <Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help. <Barcodrawing> what
<gloomyApoplectic> BUUT OOMPALOOMPAS AND G SPOTS, CULTIST <Cultist> NO WILLY WONKA PORN FOR YOU AONDEUG <gloomyApoplectic> NOOOOO <gloomyApoplectic> MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE
<Solstace> D8s are not nearly as bad as D4s. <Solstace> Those things are caltrops in dice form.
<Fiora> I actually tried to build cities and stuff ._. <Fiora> and I didn't cheat <Nitya> you nerd! <Fiora> I was like <Fiora> 5 years old <Nitya> still a nerd. <Xeniera> That just reinforces teh point, Fiora. <Fiora> I wasn't denying iiiit >_< <Nitya> your first words were "Kirk is better than Picard, nya"
<Nitya> 2016 is going to be the International Year of Pulses what does that even mean i love it <Fiora> beep <Fiora> beep <Fiora> beep <Fiora> beep <Fiora> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulse_(legume) ? <Rig> Darling, 2016 can be the year you make my pulse race. <Rig> Or beans. <Rig> It could be beans.
<Brbcode> Making puns is the sport of kings. <Natsuki> In that case, I advocate regicide.
<IllFlower> With the number of people who just enjoy messing with some heads, I've just taken to flipping a coin every time I need to use a gender pronoun. <IllFlower> I might need to switch to a six-sided die at some point, since the field of options seems to have widened.