<Kashchei> question: cute, sexy, or beautiful, and why? <Solstace> Cute. I find beautiful people to be like works of art, and who the fuck would bone a nice painting. And I don't trust sexy people, too many personal experiences. <Nitya> ... <Nitya> Wtf <JackMackerel> @Solstace - I want to bone a painting. :< <Kashchei> i'd bone a nice painting...
<Nitya> A p-zombie is a thing indistinguishable from a person except that they lack subjective experience. <Rig> So basically a hipster.
<IllFlower> "Is this better than the Hamas dubstep?" // on a scale of "weird things to see right as you're checking in", this is pretty high
<JBridge> BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MY BIG-ASS HARD DRIVES. <ponicalica> Your big ass-hard drives?
<Alkthash> Ritsuko's log: Recordings from pilot 00's pod bear the repeated phrase of "Paint me like one of your French girls"
<ponicalica> not wrong but i really don't think you should be comfortable with a literal military dictatorship deciding anything regardless of it accidentally according with social justice
<Miijhal> "One noticeable use of her shapeshifting ability is her hair, which turns into hands that hold up her breasts and cover her nipples. Her primary offense is squirting acid from her breasts, as well as wielding a sword created from her hair." <Miijhal> This is the weirdest fucking wikipedia page <HederaHelix> Please tell me you're reading the one on the history of the far future. <Miijhal> no. <Miijhal> though that would probably be a better read <RocketDude> In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only strange fanservice.
<Nitya> Python is like C++ except without the self-harm
<IllFlower> Oh, we can recruit Nitya as our second voice actor. Nitya, can you say "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~"? <Nitya> if you give me a tongue depresser <IllFlower> Not that kind of "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~". More of the kind that you would make when ivoryRum violates your innocence.
<JBridge> @crackship <Omnipresence> Crack shipping: JBridge / JBridge