Room 208

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#1074

Rated 45 by 9 users 
<Nitya> the adventures of one erect metallic penis in syria

#95

Rated 49 by 10 users 
<YasakaKanako> HAHAHA MY ANGST COCK IS BIGGER AND BETTER THAN YOURS

#1280

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<Haruspex> i just realized simcity isn't democratic

#1212

Rated 68 by 8 users 
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia
<Alicia> Yes?
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia!
<Alicia> Yeeeeeees?
<MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Alicia> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
<MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one
<Alicia> CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIIIIEEE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT
<taelor> get a room, you two.
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia
<Alicia> Hi

#1006

Rated 60 by 10 users 
<JBridge> Testing video games is a lot like doing porn.
<JBridge> Both jobs take something you'd normally enjoy doing, but you have to do it how and when your bosses want.
<JBridge> And you have to do it all the time, which is probably the biggest reason why both jobs are shit.
<zeroplusalpha> Testing video games is worse because the build isn't even complete yet, most of the time.

#830

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<TibetanFox> And I'm like "Bitch you said we were just friends and I have a hot, nerdy biracial lesbian with an English accent hitting on me, WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?"
<TibetanFox> Goddamn blue alien loli Tsunderes.
<HisMastersVoice> love sure is complex

#1277

Rated 56 by 9 users 
<Lin_Chong> I should probably watch that TV show where that guy fucks that pig

#319

Rated 72 by 16 users 
* IllFlower hugs Mio-chan before throwing her out of the nearest window at high initial velocity: "fly, moe, fly!"
* Mio-chan squeals.

#130

Rated 62 by 11 users 
<Yume> the more i stare at this gaussian curve 
<Yume> the more i imagine it to be a really fat penis

#355

Rated 52 by 11 users 
<Spacebar> Jack: Can you elaborate on that?
<Jack> You are my man.  The man, who is mine.  I own you, bitch.
<Spacebar> Jack: Perhaps you would like me to be your man.  The man, who is mine.  you own you, bitch..
<Jack> I think that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: But you're not sure that you have made that clear.?
<Jack> On the contrary.  I'm completely sure that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: How does being completely sure that you have made that clear. make you feel?