<CTrombley> Lupin was sittin' all sexy like, but Snape didn't give a damn as all his damns had just been stolen. Snape picked up Lupin by the ear and punched him in the eye. Lupin wrestled Snape to the ground and they pulled each other's hair and shredded each other's clothes. Don't know why, but they did. The fight paused, partly because they were old, exhausted men but mostly because Spike Jones was standing above them laughing evilly.
<CTrombley> Snapes could feel the blood throb out of his enormous nose, obviously. The problem was that he could feel Lupin touching his throbbing member.
<CTrombley> "FOOOLS!" bellowed Spike Jones in his middle range, unimpressive voice. "I have gathered you here today for one reason! Only I can have the worlds greatest collection of bric a brac! Only I, the artist, can truly appreciate its power, its majesty, the power of junk to communicate the very soul!"
<CTrombley> "We've been double crossed!" observed Snape inaccurately. The professor was rendered slow witted by the recent events. "There is only one way to defeat Spike Jones..." said Lupin. Snape looked at him and slowly realized ... That he could just use magic to solve this situation. He did. The End.

<SpruceZeus> !trope Internets
<TropeBot> Trope Internets doesn't exist. Closest match: Rule Thirty Four http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour

<Iverum> Fake difficulty and sodomy!
<Iverum> The best game ever.
<GoggleFox> It's less so when you get deep enough.
<Iverum> Sounds like a gay bar.

<Nitya> I wonder if any medical conditions can actually eliminate one's pupils.
<Charlatan> Getting stabbed in the eyes 
<Bugweiser> "Doctor, our patient is suffering from A FUCKING KNIFE IN THE EYE SYNDROME"

<Alicia> Charlie has issues, okay. The only cures are Byakuren, violence, and drugs.
<Alicia> So he's basically a typical yackfester.

<FlyingChaucer> @w angst philosophy
<Omnipresence> FlyingChaucer: Wikipedia (full-text): Existentialism: Existentialism is the term applied to the work of a number of philosophers since the 19th century who, despite large differences... — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existentialism

<Spaghetti> No, y'all don't understand. I told solstace about this chick I was having relations with, and not an hour later things went to hell with her.
<Spaghetti> Thanks, jackass
<Solstace> Oh, sorry :(
<JackMackerel> How bad?
<Spaghetti> REAL FUCKING BAD
<JackMackerel> My condolences.
<Electivirus> ;___;
<Spaghetti> At least she convinced her boyfriend not to kill me.
<Spaghetti> cough
<Electivirus> ...
<JackMackerel> ...
<JackMackerel> Wow.
<Solstace> ....
<TOKAM> ...
<Penguin> I think I've spotted the problem.
*** Electivirus is now known as Sympathy
* Sympathy flies out the window

<Barcode> why did someone bump my asexuality/homosexuality topic ;_;
<Logopolis> Because a lot of people enjoy bumping homosexuals.

<GravelordNito> I had a dream that I was a child abused pedophiliac owl with electric powers last night
<GravelordNito> No idea what that says abou the
<RocketDude> That you're a pedophilic sith master?

<n> has anyone noticed that the future is totally balls to the wall crazy sometimes