Room 208

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#621

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> Even knowing what these measures actually are, every time I read "we're going to have to resort to extreme measures," I think "VAMPIRISM"

#337

Rated 69 by 19 users
<IllFlower> With the number of people who just enjoy messing with some heads, I've just taken to flipping a coin every time I need to use a gender pronoun.
<IllFlower> I might need to switch to a six-sided die at some point, since the field of options seems to have widened.

#455

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Jackerel> Oh, Tibs, how's the flooding?
<Tibetanfox> I'm in Victoria, so I'm fine.
<Tibetanfox> As for Queensland, it's fucked. 75% of it is underwater now.
<Tibetanfox> Including the capital fucking city.
<Tibetanfox> Shit be fucked.
<Jackerel> Flash floods and shit
*** Blackthorne quit (Read error: No route to host)
<T-Cat> Yeah, see?
<T-Cat> There goes Blackthorne.

#303

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Kirino> i still am not that versed in
<Kirino> stripping

#382

Rated 49 by 7 users
* sgrunt looks in.
<taelor> Click on the boob scarf.
<sgrunt> ...
* sgrunt looks back out.

#842

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Barcode> I will admit I don't know why I bothered pursuing this line of thought but I have no idea why you guys are pretending that you can't bring a knife anywhere near your body without spontaneously amputating all of your limbs.

#537

Rated 36 by 7 users
<Soraya> Goliath Tarantula:  1 foot across, 1 inch long fangs.
<Soraya> ...
<Nitya> See, I just get a few thousands of those, and found my own country in, I dunno, the Balkans.
<Soraya> And then they eventually hive mind, and overthrow you, using your carcass to lay their eggs.
<Nitya> Practically noone will miss a few spider-infested mountains anyway, I betcha.
<Nitya> Hey, I'm not one to stand in the way of progress.

#900

Rated 73 by 23 users
<Fiora> How to confuse an assexual: ask her endlessly about sex.
<Fiora> *asexual
<Fiora> Gah, sticky keys -_-
<IllFlower> "assexual" "sticky keys" brb, laughing
<Puffin> I'm an assexual
<Puffin> "ass" me anything
<Fiora> ahhghsdjfslkjdlasd
<Fiora> perverrrrts ._.
<Solstace> "assexual" is getting added to the libelous list.
<Fiora> IT IS JUST A TYPO >_>

#37

Rated 53 by 8 users
<SpruceZeus> !trope Internets
<TropeBot> Trope Internets doesn't exist. Closest match: Rule Thirty Four http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour

#86

Rated 74 by 18 users
<Yayoi> I was reading the Wikipedia article on the Gregorian calendar yesterday and caught myself wondering why nobody could properly spell "solstace".
<Solstace> I'm telling you.  It's the dictionaries that're wrong.