<saladofstones> night alkthasgfvas
<saladofstones> gfagfa
<saladofstones> night
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<saladofstones> fucking keyboard

<Nyktos> computer is being a cunt, I need to log off for a sex
<Nyktos> *sec O_O

<Corvidium> Hi Solstace
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<JBridge> Bye, Solstace?

<ponicalica> are you going to look up Vocaloid lesbian incest rape?
<IllFlower> You know, I just realized that I read over that sentence without batting an eye. I keep having these moments of self-realization where I go "what is /wrong/ with me?"
<IllFlower> Then I blissfully ignore this self-realization and go on with my life.

<ShoujiAn> What do I get as a representative of the Tzetzen empire?
<JackMackerel> A jackknife.
<Johann> ShoujiAn: sex
<Charlatan> ShoujiAn: A free anthology edition of the Illuminatus Trilogy.
<ShoujiAn> Hmm. All this sounds good...
* JackMackerel gives ShoujiAn a nasty looking knife
<Johann> well, i refuse to give you sex
<ShoujiAn> If I stab someone with it will they get a nasty disease?
<ShoujiAn> Ok
<Haruspex> You also get an anus dentata for dealing with Jackerel. Use it wisely.
<ShoujiAn> Cool!
<Charlatan> ...Anus dentata. Fascinating.
<JackMackerel> Strapons.
<JackMackerel> It STILL hurts :<
<Haruspex> I don't think that "anus" is actually Latin (?), but Tzetzeans speak Byzantine Greek anyway.

<PhoneBizarre> Atheist motherfuckah in the hizzouse REPRESENT!
<Reyendo> < atheist 2
<PhoneBizarre> PREACH IT MAH BROTHA
<PhoneBizarre> RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
<Reyendo> AMEN, BROTHER!
<Reyendo> LET US SING PRAISES TO THE 
<Reyendo> FUCK

<Electivirus> Extended, my ass.
<Alkthash> Goatse?

<Charlatan> +say HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
<rollermine> Charlatan: HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
<Charlatan> ...
<Charlatan> I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKER TO *QUOTE* ME
<Vernal> .addquote Charlatan <Charlatan> I SUCK COCKS
<Vernal> 100% accurate
<Vernal> well actually, I only used half the text, which concentrates the correctness.
<Vernal> So it's more like 200%.
<saladofstones> if I were to add cocks would it be 400 percent correct?
<Vernal> More cocks is always more correct.
<IllFlower> saladofstones: Gotta be careful with highly concentrated correctness. You could kill someone with that.

* Solstace blows vuvuzudak
<TParadox> Ew, get a room.
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<Nitya> You know what, I'm not going to click that.
<jseblan> they're golf club accessories
<jseblan> ...
<jseblan> they're not
<jseblan> nvm don't click that