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<Nitya> fuck you can't sell tigers
<Nitya> this is bullshit amazon

<ivoryRum> > rape gloves
<feepbot> ivoryRum: It looks like someone got here before you judging by the fluid. You don't really want sloppy seconds. You have more class than that.

<Dove> Back
<GuitarBizarre> Dove - Am I to assume you're Black Dove?
<lockon> 'lo dovey
<lockon> only one way to find out
<lockon> ALICE ALICE ALICE?
<Dove> Yeah ALICE!
<lockon> ALIIIIIIICE!
<Dove> Yes, I'm black Dove.
<Dove> ALIIIIIIIIIIIIICEE
<Dove> There.

<Nitya> semirelatedly, phrases i do not want to see anywhere near each other ever again: "decerebrate cat" and "anal sphincter"

* Solstace cockpunches Charlatan
* Charlatan punchcocks Solstace
<Charlatan> BEHOLD, FOR I HAVE A BOXING GLOVE ATTACHED TO MY SCHPONG.

<zeroplusalpha> Whatever it is, the answer is clearly not to stick a candle in your ear.
<GuitarBizarre> its a short term solution at best

<JBridge> So, my parents are on this really strict diet.
<JBridge> The only kind of bread they can eat is that untasty kind.
<JBridge> Not wheat, but some grain.
<Barcodecoterrorist> Pseudowholegrain?
<JBridge> I think I remember they were talking about Control, Commitment, Concentration, and a bunch of other stuff.
<Barcodecoterrorist> how about Don't Drink Soda, Don't Eat Dessert, Don't Eat Too Much, And Exercise
<JBridge> I think it was the Seven Cs of Rye.
<Barcodecoterrorist> seven.
<JBridge> Yes, that was all for the pun.
<Barcodecoterrorist> too much effort
<JBridge> Maybe.
<Barcodecoterrorist> well let's hear all the seas, then.
<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TizHxIKwyc
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - ‪The Seven Seas Of Rhye by Queen with lyrics‬‏
<Barcodecoterrorist> wait
<Barcodecoterrorist> ERROR: Too much meta. (2097)

<CyberCharlatan> I CAN SEE FOREVER AND IT'S FULL OF LESBIANS

<Nitya> I wonder if any medical conditions can actually eliminate one's pupils.
<Charlatan> Getting stabbed in the eyes 
<Bugweiser> "Doctor, our patient is suffering from A FUCKING KNIFE IN THE EYE SYNDROME"