<AlisaBannings> This fucking feeling in my throat....WHO INVENTED ILLNESS!?! <Lin_Chong> That would be Malaratron. <Lin_Chong> Metatron's kid brother. <Lin_Chong> Everybody told him that nepotism was a baaaaaaaaaaaaad idea, but did he listen? Nooooooooooooo.
<Barcode[out]> Fiora: you should try red alert.~ <Nitya> Hey, that's a real tilde, not "tilde", or "tee eye ell dee ee" or "tee ee ee ee aye ee ee ell ell dee ee ee ee ee" or something. <Barcode[out]> Yes, but I included punctuation before the tilde, disrupting its power.
<IllFlower> Time is just a chain that binds me to the present. <IllFlower> Or, it's summer and sleeping on a regular schedule is for pussies. Pick one.
<IllFlower> Oh, whoa, Tzetze has more quotes than I do in the QDB, now it looks less like a place to stroke my own ego
<Miijhal> http://i.imgur.com/OOVIE.jpg vegeta what are you doing <Miijhal> that is not proper attire for a school teacher <Juan|TheWire> also why would you be in super saiyan mode while going for seductive school teacher <Juan|TheWire> shit don't make sense <Miijhal> it's to grade papers faster than the eye can see <Miijhal> he just chills out in the teacher's lounge warping all over the place while graded papers fall around him <Miijhal> until he encounters that one kids essay <Miijhal> he scribbles as fast as he can, summoning up a huge dust cloud <Miijhal> but when it fades away the paper is totally unphased <Miijhal> because it's not an essay at all but a scantron <Juan|TheWire> You seem to have given this a frightful amount of thought.
<Arha> Angry GuitarBizarre is happy GuitarBizarre <GuitarBizarre> THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME
<BonSequitur> "So it's an action-tactics word game RPG in which you create a character and cast spells by interacting with other characters with a natural language interface. It's set in a post-modern Victoriana-meets-New-Wave universe, to the music of Radiohead. The end boss is a Steampunk mecha hitler." <Nitya> I like it, Bon, where's your Kickstarter <BonSequitur> "Oh, and it's a F2P social game with Facebook integration as well." <Nitya> :< <BonSequitur> I'm setting up a Kickstarter for the Kickstarter for that project. <BonSequitur> As you know, making a sweet Kickstarter presentation costs money. <Nitya> Good, good. Maybe you can get some VCs to fund that Kickstarter. <BonSequitur> Actually, I was in talks with a microfinancing outfit about getting some seed funding to pay for my trip to go talk to VCs who can potentially help fund the kickstarter for my awesome Kickstarter presentation for the game project. <IllFlower> Microfinancing is passé now. We've been using marginal loss-based nanofinancing sourced from urban pedestrian traffic corridors for our project. <BonSequitur> IllFlower, you mean you've been taking lost change from sidewalks? <IllFlower> That's what the venture capitalists said when they laughed at my financing scheme. We'll see who pelts whom with quarters next time we meet! <Nitya> I think there's a viable tax deduction for that. <IllFlower> Form 1067-N, line 26(a): Deductions for coinage used as munitions. <Nitya> Sometimes, the system does work. :)
<Alkthash> I am not moe! <Alkthash> I have facial hair! <Alkthash> That right there keeps me from being moe ever <Tibetanfox> HIS BEARD IS MOE! <Tibetanfox> ALL HAIL THE MOE BEARD!
<Barcode> eX: We are mailing each other slaps of concrete, yes.
<eX> Barcode: That's pretty dense
* Nitya plays rimshot
<eX> thank you, thank you, i am here all week
<JuanCarlos> Next week, we get an actual comedian
<eX> JuanCarlos: {{Actually Pretty Funny}}
<JuanCarlos> Thank you. I'll be here next week if you need me. B)
<Alkthash> Faw is still around? He didn't ascend to a higher moe based plane of existence? <Charlatan> Elemental Plane of Moe <GoggleFox> Right next to the Elemental Plane of Fire. <Zizoz> And the Elemental Planes of Larry and Curly.