<SpruceZeus> HOLY JUMPED-UP JUNIPER ON AN EXPRESSWAY <SpruceZeus> YOU LEAF-EATING SON OF A SIDEWALK <SpruceZeus> YOU MANGY IMPROPERLY CALIBRATED BEARER OF AN ECHIDNA <SpruceZeus> MAY ALL YOUR TOENAILS TURN PURPLE AND YOUR NEIGHBORS SING CHER'S GREATEST HITS UNTIL YOU GO COMPLETELY INSANE
<taelor> Is it bad that by the end, I started shipping the cartoon characters in my Japanese textbook? <CTrombley> "Is it bad ... shipping ... ?" Yes.
<zeroplusalpha> It's really much better than it sounds. It's difficult to describe how intensely sympathetic a supernatural megalomaniac transvestite with gamebreaking martial arts sorcery makes you feel towards her by the end, you'll just have to take my word for it.
<Cultist> I'm glad my inability to explain myself led to pictures of cat castration
<Barcode[GameDesign]> xbox stopped reading disks. I threw a fit. then I ripped and tore it and reassembled it without acutally fixing anythign and now it works <IllFlower> so your rage... disassembled, and then reassembled, your Xbox, and then fixed the problem <IllFlower> that's some pretty damn impressive rage, dude <IllFlower> people would pay for that kind of rage, man <IllFlower> I can just see it now. "let your broken electronics feel the wrath of Barcode's Repair Service! bring in this ad for 10% off"
<Rig> Just a development company to make this app for a guy. <Rig> He wants something huge and said price is no option. <Rig> It's dumb, but I like money. <Rig> And have no ethics. <Juan> hey rig how do you feel about making a white supremacy movie <Rig> Okay, I do have ethics.
<Barcode> Finally! Success in video games, once more! <Nitya> How many points? <Barcode> On the contrary, my team and I bested another team in the ring of honour. <RocketDude> But what did you do with the fight money? <AliceTensei> Cocaine and prostitutes, clearly. <Barcode> the stereotypical answer owuld have been: battlemechs <jseblan> Cocaine and mechs with boobs and STDs, then <RocketDude> At least he didn't buy two of every animal on earth. <AliceTensei> That is a horrifying mental image. <RocketDude> Or two of every boat on earth <AliceTensei> Two of every mech. <RocketDude> And then he herded them onto a dropship, and then he beat the crap out of every single one <AliceTensei> With a feather duster? <RocketDude> ...Ten pints of Stella and a dollop of chlamydia. <AliceTensei> Anyone who drinks Stella should be shot on sight. With an anti-tank rifle. <jseblan> we managed to mix together in one conversation Battletech, Team Fortress 2, alcohol, STDs, prostitution and drugs. I am crying right now.
< Myrmidon> It's not as romatic < Myrmidon> Daisy daisy < Myrmidon> give me your answer do < Myrmidon> I'm half crazy < Myrmidon> All for the love of you * Gibberish unplugs Myrmidon < Myrmidon> It won't be sttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt < Myrmidon> sjfdspfk < Myrmidon> f < Gibberish> XD -!- Myrmidon has quit < Gibberish> er
<Alexcalibur> "Symbol [Bat], Uniform [Armor]. Maid roots: [Hereditary Maid]. Stress reaction: [Violence]. Powers: Skill[Lie Detector], Skill[Stalking]" <Alexcalibur> holy fuck, BGTB <Alexcalibur> you rolled fucking BATMAID
* Haven crashes in through a window <Haven> Ahoy! <sgrunt> Haven, where did you learn to make a stealthy entrance? <Haven> From L, of course