Room 208

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#991

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> blamspam: you gonna pop up every time I mention penises?
<blamspam> nooo
<Nitya> you continue to deny the penis mojo
<blamspam> It's late enough that penises are officially the funniest thing ever
<blamspam> I'm laughing just thinking about it
<blamspam> oogly noogly penises
<blamspam> what would you do if your penis had a dolphin face on the end?
[Later...]
<Nitya> blamspam is very sensitive about her extreme penis girth

#642

Rated 28 by 11 users
Jaqueline_de_Maquerel: 8==D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jaqueline_de_Maquerel: :D
ponicalica: ~ COMES

#560

Rated 62 by 11 users
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> How many bots do we have on this channel already
<Estragon> There's Omnipresence, feepbot, Nitya, IllFlower, TropeBot, mapibot, and Spacebar.
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> There will come a time when just posting "lol" will trigger twenty "Command unrecognized" messages

#568

Rated 62 by 15 users
<Zudak> blamspam: I literally didn't know it was Easter until Sunshine Werewolf said something about chocolate rabbits
<blamspam> You GODLESS HEATHEN!
* blamspam sends you a delicious chocolate Jesus
<Rotty> Take, eat. This is his body.

#718

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Wumenguan> Sometimes you just get that feeling of "I wish I was named after a book of incomprehensible poems and questions", you know what i mean?

#280

Rated 64 by 16 users
* Roland lives!
* jseblan shoots Roland
<jseblan> NO

#1116

Rated 85 by 21 users
<Saladofstones> Korea was, in gentle terms
<Saladofstones> a complete fuck up logistics wise
<Saladofstones> since we forget Korea had mountains
<Nitya> "fuck what's that thing" "sir it's a mountain" "a wha- FUCK"

#416

Rated 56 by 9 users
<JBridge|elsewhere> Obviously, Nagato is connected to a plane filled with skeletons preforming basic instructions. The Data Integrated Sentient Entity is actually a lich.

#793

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Solstace> "Registered users: Google [Bot], Solstace" <- Huh.
<Solstace> (from Novafest)
<RocketDude> I told you about bots, bro! I told you, dawg!
<todolistplusalpha> I knew it!
<Barcode> yep. solstace is a google bot.
<RocketDude> Solstace, in reality, was a cyborg built to become the ultimate soldier
<Barcode> instead he seeks to become the ultimate bard.
<Solstace> But mass production was deemed too expensive, so I put my mechanical excellence to use playing guitar.
<todolistplusalpha> There's an anime in this somewhere.
<JuanCarlos> It's not like Solstace's life being an animu would be surprising
<Barcode> A robot harem anime? I think you mean "there is one currently in production and we just don't know about it yet".

#507

Rated 51 by 4 users
<GoggleFox> With 1/2 the calories and saturated sin of natural Satan it's I Can't Believe It's Not Satan! For the soul-conscious mortal.
<Alkthash> {{May contain evil}}