<divert_time> Death is the everyday girl everyone wants to see when they die. Of course she gets boring if you have too much of her <Haven> But people are just dying to see her <Juan> I never could have dreamed of you making such an awful pun, Haven. Although I think you were destined to do it <Haven> As if you didn't desire it. <Juan> I am in the deppest despair at the thought <SpruceZeus> jesus christ enough puns, i'm getting delirious here <Juan> they are the endless puns
<Zudak> because i'd rather talk about boners than politics or dumb people on the internet
<CentralAve> Well, *I'm* bigger than the person whose vagina *I* came out of! <CentralAve> ...That was a weird sentence
<n> http://sharkswithanimeeyes.tumblr.com/ uh. <ColorPrinter> sounds about right <reyendo> so cute. <JackMackerel> I'm fucking having heart attacks <HederaHelix> That tumblr scares me. <ColorPrinter> sharks are so fucking tsundere <ColorPrinter> the uguu~ terror of the ocean
<SpruceZeus> the road to cockhalla is long and hard, because one must first endure Wangnarok
*** IIlFlower was kicked by IllFlower (You soil my reputation!)
<IllFlower> And up and down the internet, heads suddenly jumped to attention upon the announcement that a girl is acquiring glasses...
<Iverum> Jackerel and Tze's child would talk about raping the incompleteness theorem. <Iron> Fun <Korenizer> That is not hot at all! :( <Iverum> No one would ever finish. <Korenizer> ... <Iverum> I'm sorry. <JackMackerel> Korenizer: To you, it isn't. >:| <Korenizer> yeah, don't sternface me for not finding my own rapist child sexually appealing, sirrah. <JackMackerel> >:C then <Alicia> Dat's messed up. <Iverum> You two are so adorable. <Iverum> Of course, your psychopathic rape baby isn't. <Korenizer> that is not what "adorable" means <Alicia> Hahaha. <Iverum> @define adorable <Omnipresence> Iverum: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: adorable (English word) | definition — Result: adjective | lovable especially in a childlike or naive way <JackMackerel> It's moe in Japan! <Iverum> Yeah, lovable in a naive way. <Iverum> That works.
<JBridge> We're talking about a porn site right now. <JuanCarlos> when are we not talking about porn <JuanCarlos> or at least, when is JBridge not talking about porn <VivalaSalsa> When hes talking about metal <VivalaSalsa> actually no, hes managed to combine the two <JBridge> No, someone else combined the two. <JBridge> Pornogrind, wasn't it? <RocketDude> At least it isn't Pornstep. <Charlatan> I HAVE A NEW GOAL IN LIFE <Charlatan> COMBINE SKRILLEX <Charlatan> AND PORN
<Yayoi> I was reading the Wikipedia article on the Gregorian calendar yesterday and caught myself wondering why nobody could properly spell "solstace". <Solstace> I'm telling you. It's the dictionaries that're wrong.