<Barcode> "Environmental Enforcement Officer" Hell yes.
<Barcode> "Spallini, when I get to the bottom of your oil trading black market, your ass is grass."
<IllFlower> "Literally. I will inject chlorophyll *into* your gluteus maximus."

<RocketDude> Oh, so this is like that thing where the guy takes super-steroids and becomes super-powerful, and the way to stop him involves lots of death, and I reckon the edible fuckpillow factors in somewhere, most likely after the robot uprising. Gotcha.

[Discussing Tumblr]
<Foombazzle> its like twitter and myspace has a one night stand resulting in a 'developmentally challenged' baby which got adopted by an aging and unfulfilled yahoo

<jseblandTheftAuto> "don't choke on the bone fragments" b- but- it's a salad
<Generality> Salads can have bones.
<saladofstones> I should know

<Charlatan> *cheat joke
<Charlatan> CHEAP JOKE
<Charlatan> I CANNOT TYPE
<Barcode> have tyou even looked atm yfucking typoing
<Barcode> typoing --> was supposed to be typing

<TParadox> "If you can't be with the one you love... love the one you're with!"
<TParadox> Terrible advice.
<ABM> horrible advise
<GMH> no-good advice
<Wicked223> very bad advice
<GMH> date advice.

<Nitya> fuck you can't sell tigers
<Nitya> this is bullshit amazon

<Fiora> Nitya-chamaaaaa, your math skills are sugoi~ tell me about complexity theory!

<BGTB2005> So I'm watching a show that Subaru and Gainax were involved with
<RocketDude> Subaru?
<Barcode> Subaru the car company?
<BGTB2005> Yes
<Nitya> top gear, eva edition
<Barcode> "Subaru runs into Aoi at a bus shelter, where they make up with each other. " uh oh
<Nitya> I'm so sorry for hurting you, Aoi-chan. Can I make it up to you with the SUBARU ULTIMATE CAR CHAMPIONSHIP CONTEST 2011??

<GuitarBizarre>  Ok
<GuitarBizarre>  barcode
<GuitarBizarre>  Its dubstep time
<GuitarBizarre>  you know what to do right?
<GuitarBizarre>  <Dove>, you too.
<Barcode[homework>  well, we need to first inturrupt someone.
<Dove>  ...What?
<Barcode[homework>  so perhaps put this one in the backburner
<GuitarBizarre>  No
<GuitarBizarre>  Gentlemen
<GuitarBizarre>  TONIGHT, WE DINE IN
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Barcode[homework>  BOWOBWOBOWBO WOPW OPWO OPW OPWOPWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Dove>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Barcode[homework>  WOWOWOWOWWWOP, WOWOWOWOWOWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Barcode[homework>  BV-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V WOWOWOWOWOWOPP
<Wicked224>  Oh, are we doing dubstep imitations?
<Dove>  WOOOOOP WOOOOOP WOOOOP WOPWOPWOPWOOWOWOWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Barcode[homework>  #~If you're going down to saaaan fraaan ciscoooooooooooooo~
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Barcode[homework>  BWOBOWOWOWOWOWOWOPW
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Dove>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
*  Zakdos buys popcorn
<Dove>  Wop. Wop. Wop.
<StarGirl00>  ...
<Dove>  …
<Dove>  WOP~!
*  Zeether raves
<GuitarBizarre>  ...
<GuitarBizarre>  HERE COMES THE DROP
<Dove>  ……………………………………
<GuitarBizarre>  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Barcode[homework> psheewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Wicked224>  DON'T FIGHT THE WOP StarGirl00
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Dove>  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP~!!!
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Dove>  PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Dove>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<GuitarBizarre>  GLITCH NOISES
<GuitarBizarre>  KCHN
<GuitarBizarre>  KCHN
<Barcode[homework>  #~I like my beats fast and by bass down-
<Barcode[homework>  BWOBOWOWWOPWOWOPW
<GuitarBizarre>  KHCN-N VVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<Dove>  KCHKCHKCHK
<GuitarBizarre>  MULTI-WOP
<AllanAssiduity>  Huh?
<GuitarBizarre>  WOopOWopWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOopOWopWOP-OPOPOPOPOPOP
<GuitarBizarre>  Wop to fadeout