Room 208

Quote database

#961

Rated 72 by 10 users 
<Rig> I know not what Web 3.0 will be like, but Web 4.0 will be made of sticks and stones.

#1020

Rated 47 by 12 users 
<n> i wish i was the human fungus

#439

Rated 38 by 5 users 
<Arisaka> If nukes were dicks, the Diebner bomb would require a microscope.

#633

Rated 64 by 16 users 
<Sakuya>  anyway, relgion is just a crutch, and excuse for people to look away and not accept the truth of the world.
<Sakuya>  a long line of ostriches with their heads buried in the sand.
<Lin_Chong>  Yeah we got that.
<Lin_Chong>  And look at your hand. 
<Lin_Chong>  And then back at me.
<Lin_Chong>  Then look at your hand.
<Lin_Chong>  And then back at me.
<Lin_Chong>  Your religion-clutch /isn't/ me.
<Lin_Chong>  But he could /believe/ like me if he started on a religion that was /fun/ and stopped believing in something unfun.
<Lin_Chong>  Look back at your hand. And then back at me.
<Lin_Chong>  I'm on the planes of Nirvana, clutching the fires that is enlightenment.
<Lin_Chong>  Look at your atheism. It is silly and has no fun stories.
<Lin_Chong>  Now look! The fires are now battle-axes for you to slay your friends fall all eternity!
<Lin_Chong>  Anything is possible when you believe in a deistic religion and /not/ passionate rationalism.
<Lin_Chong>  I'm on Sleipnir.

#699

Rated 60 by 10 users 
<Tibbles> Picking all this Tundra Cotton makes me glad I'm not playing a Redguard.

#925

Rated 41 by 8 users 
<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.

#457

Rated 56 by 9 users 
<Gon> RAPTORS ARE SMARTER THAN YOUR FACE ARHA
<Gon> >:|
<Arha> My face doesn't have a brain
<Arha> That's not a great accomplishment
<Arha> I removed it and put it in my penis instead
<Arha> two heads are better than one

#969

Rated 82 by 17 users 
<Rashi> All I know about sex is from Japanese pornography and zoology texts, which is probably a perfect storm of Bad Things To Know.

#1182

Rated 65 by 7 users 
<Barcode> "Cemetery Support Clerk" amazingly depressing job
<IllFlower> "Have you tried rebooting the deceased?"

#934

Rated 62 by 11 users 
<AliceTensei> Pounding dubstep would be a good name for a bad band.
<SpruceZeus> or a sex act
<RocketDude> ...Dammit, Zudak, now I'm imagining porn with Dubstep as porn music
<RocketDude> And now I'm imagining an MLG montage parody using porn
<SpruceZeus> well there is that one katawa shoujo video
<SpruceZeus> 360 NOSCOPE CUMSHOT and so on