Room 208

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#1273

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Foombazzle> Oh yeah. I need to leave the flat and go downstairs to grab another bag to refill my bucket too.
* Foombazzle wonders if theres an online service for it
<Foombazzle> Like I should be able to get an internet-connected bucket that will initiate a delivery automatically
<Charlatan> Would you like your bucket delivered by UAV
<Foombazzle> I think it would need to be. We're talking 10kg of rice, so the average drone wouldn't cut the mustard.
<zeroplusalpha> 10kg???
<Foombazzle> yeah, I grab a sackful at a time, which is why Im always so surprised when I run out. My calculations are always based on the approximation of "ok. This should last till I reach retirement age"
<Charlatan> I'm now imagining a very unusual game of Call of Duty.
<Charlatan> "CARE PACKAGE IS INBOUND! *giant crate of rice flattens Foombazzle*"
<Foombazzle> from the T&C: Customer's in high-rise apartmenrts are reminded to leave their windows open for half an hour either side of the scheduled delivery time. Precision delivery is automated and will occur regardless of window status.
<Foombazzle> Do not stand near windows during this time.
<Foombazzle> Any spillage after package deployment is responsibility of customer.

#1297

Rated 41 by 8 users
<Nitya> oh my god she got hit by a bus ahahaha

#885

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Miijhal> "One noticeable use of her shapeshifting ability is her hair, which turns into hands that hold up her breasts and cover her nipples. Her primary offense is squirting acid from her breasts, as well as wielding a sword created from her hair."
<Miijhal> This is the weirdest fucking wikipedia page
<HederaHelix> Please tell me you're reading the one on the history of the far future.
<Miijhal> no.
<Miijhal> though that would probably be a better read
<RocketDude> In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only strange fanservice.

#268

Rated 16 by 18 users
<killerrabbit> excuse me a moment, I must give my thrice daily thanks to Athe

#124

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Solstace> D8s are not nearly as bad as D4s.
<Solstace> Those things are caltrops in dice form.

#904

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Barcode> don't you understand? it's a slippery slope!
<Barcode> first, you're aborting children that will die within days anyway. then, you're aborting 13 year olds for failing their math tests!

#1220

Rated 70 by 9 users
<IllFlower> I'm having trouble distinguishing between your description of organic chemistry nomenclature and a doge meme. I think that spells bad news for the former.

#1254

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Alicia> Fabulous moaning right here.

#101

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Erro> Robots have no need for hookers, silly, they can use emulation.

#1186

Rated 44 by 3 users
<jseblan> oh man I love quicksaving/quickloading in Skyrim's PC version
<jseblan> "God I hate Nazeem" *F5* "haha I killed Nazeem" *F9* "I'll kill him again and again and again and again-"