<discordant> My coworker and I were talking about how naive the parents were during orientation.
<Komeiji_Koishi> @ship tsukasa/his coworker
<Omnipresence> Komeiji_Koishi: Ship request successful! <3
<Komeiji_Koishi> Where do you work at now, Tsu?
<discordant> ...
<Solstace> ...
<Solstace> That isn't Tzetze.
<Object> :/
<discordant> I am not Tzetze.
<Object> I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN
<Solstace> You fail forever, Komeiji_Koishi.
<Solstace> FOR FUCKING EVER
<Komeiji_Koishi> What
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
<Komeiji_Koishi> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Komeiji_Koishi dies
<discordant> You...
<discordant> You deserve death.
<Object> Even my stalker forgets who I am
<Puffin> Quick, Komeji, ship someone else
<Komeiji_Koishi> Object: Can I make up for it with pity rape
<Puffin> Salvage what pride you still can
<TOKAM> Fun fact: "/msg Omnipresence @trace" is your friend.
<Solstace> @ship Komeiji_Koishi/ETERNAL FAILURE
<Omnipresence> Solstace: Ship request successful! <3
<discordant> Or /whois
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
* Komeiji_Koishi stabs the fuck out of Solstace.
<discordant> *parents
* Solstace lets out one last laugh before collapsing into dust.
*** Solstace quit (Quit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
* Komeiji_Koishi curls up in corner
<discordant> .seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor
<feepbot> discordant: I have not seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor in this channel!

<Juan> yeah man true friendship is when you can just go straight up to a friend and call them a motherfucker. if they're offended, then those people and you can't be friends
<Juan> this is a fact of life

<[DOA]> It's not like everybody has only one incarnation at any time. I mean, you're never going to meet several billion people, there's plenty of leeway
<JackerelMack> I'm an elf.
<JackerelMack> WHo was a vampire.
<JackerelMack> Then got turned into a dragon.
<JackerelMack> Who totally was in Bleach.
<JackerelMack> No one understands me.
<[DOA]> Don't mock my spirituality man :(

<Solstace> YOU, TOO, CAN PROGRAM YOUR OWN HUMAN!  ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LEARN THE FUNCTION OF THE BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF GENETIC SEQUENCES, SYNTHESIZE A FETUS, AND BRAINWASH THE FUCK OUT OF THE KID!
<Vorpy> HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH HUMAN PROGRAMMING

<+Arha> o, a disgaea 4 is coming out? Kind of sucks that the PS3 sucks because that means it now has one more game I want to play
<+Arha> bringing it to a total of... two games, I guess
<+WildSeraph> What's the first?
<+Arha> Disgaea 3

<Barcode[WoT]> meowth can learn anything, including english

<Arha-away> When IJBM went down, a little piece of me died inside
<Arha-away> fortunately, I think it was a tumor
<Arha-away> So, yeah

<Lin_Chong> Oh hey people are dying.
<Lin_Chong> Awesome.

<Xeniera`sick> I think I violated the honor of the royal bacterium family, or something.
<Xeniera`sick> There's probably a bounty on my head, and every infection worth his weight in salt is out to collect.

<Nitya> right.  aondeug is WeeabooBullshit, Jackerel is occasionally Weeaboo_Bullshit, Mapi is Weeabullshit, and I'm the loud guy you don't recognize.