<saladofstones> welcome to night ME3 threads
<saladofstones> where everyone is gay
<saladofstones> even the andriods
<jseblan> YES
<TParadox> especially the androids.

<Nitya> i'm not just a piece of meat! i'm highly reactive, hysterestic meat
<Fiora> hysterestic?
<Nitya> "Hysteresis is the dependence of a system not only on its current environment but also on its past environment."
<Barcomega> goddamn time travel
<Nitya> ........................................
<Fiora> barcode BARCODE
<Nitya> barcode......................................

<JuanCarlos> things people need to stop saying: Nope.avi
<JuanCarlos> inb4 nope.avi
<RocketDude> Heck no.png

<Generality> I can't believe films are still using "10% of your brain".
<Nitya> it applies to so many things though
<Nitya> like, take tires. at any given time only a bit of it is touching the ground. probably even less than a tenth!
<Nitya> what i'm saying is if we started using 100% of our tires at once the possibilities are limitless.
<Barcode> you still always use 100% of your tyres, the whole thing contains air pressure
<Nitya> the air's not touching the ground! USELESS.

<Suke> Solstace.
<Suke> I want you inside me
* Solstace thrusts his hands inside Suke's abdomen, and begins to massage him from the inside.

<Foombazzle> Oh yeah. I need to leave the flat and go downstairs to grab another bag to refill my bucket too.
* Foombazzle wonders if theres an online service for it
<Foombazzle> Like I should be able to get an internet-connected bucket that will initiate a delivery automatically
<Charlatan> Would you like your bucket delivered by UAV
<Foombazzle> I think it would need to be. We're talking 10kg of rice, so the average drone wouldn't cut the mustard.
<zeroplusalpha> 10kg???
<Foombazzle> yeah, I grab a sackful at a time, which is why Im always so surprised when I run out. My calculations are always based on the approximation of "ok. This should last till I reach retirement age"
<Charlatan> I'm now imagining a very unusual game of Call of Duty.
<Charlatan> "CARE PACKAGE IS INBOUND! *giant crate of rice flattens Foombazzle*"
<Foombazzle> from the T&C: Customer's in high-rise apartmenrts are reminded to leave their windows open for half an hour either side of the scheduled delivery time. Precision delivery is automated and will occur regardless of window status.
<Foombazzle> Do not stand near windows during this time.
<Foombazzle> Any spillage after package deployment is responsibility of customer.

<TibetanFox> Sports is pretty much the 800 pound gorilla of fandom. It sits wherever the fuck it feels like.

<RocketDude> Clearly, you've never had any experience with demons that evoke Gene Simmons

<IllFlower> Were we just all simultaneously in the shower?
<IllFlower> Freaky.
<Barcodrawing> Great. Now we're going to have to name this The Shower Incident.
<Rig> Let's not.

<IllFlower> Tomorrow I'll wake up and I'll find out that there's a quote from me in the QDB queue, but it won't be any of my deliberate jokes, nooooo. It'll be something that sounds like me hitting on Nitya or Fiora or threatening dictatorial violence against ponicalica.
<Nitya> Would you like a hug, IllFlower?
<ponicalica> no, he wants his deep multi-referential jokes about political affiliation to be appreciated by the masses
<IllFlower> And you know what? As long as Nitya's going to cling to my back with his arms wrapped around my chest, I don't care!