<CTrombley> Everyone knows that lesbians get a free toaster oven if they recruit new lesbians.

<Nitya> Python is like C++ except without the self-harm

<Alkthash> Heinous fuckery most foul.

<feep> using (ec, delta) { turn-left-x; turn-up-y; } // *MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA*
<feep> generally
<feep> if the comments start doing the maniacal laughter, that's a bad sign.

<zeroplusalpha> What Is An Anime?
<ponicalica> a miserable little pile of frames?
<Barcodrawing> a miserable little pile of QUALITY
<Exsecant> But enough memes!  This is stupid!

[Discussing Tumblr]
<Foombazzle> its like twitter and myspace has a one night stand resulting in a 'developmentally challenged' baby which got adopted by an aging and unfulfilled yahoo

<JackMackerel> WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO VEGETABLES
<JackMackerel> YOU KNOW HOW TO EAT, AND SO DO I
<GMH> A BALANCED DIET'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF
<GMH> YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY CHICKEN FRY
<GMH> I....JUST WANNA TELL YOU WHAT I'M EATING
<GMH> GOTTA GIVE YOU...DIGESTION
<JackMackerel> AAAAND IF I TELL YOU WHAT I'M EATING
<JackMackerel> DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TOO, FULL TO EAT

<Alkthash> Onii-chan is not a synonym for friend though Nova. It is moonspeak for "Hello sibling, shall we commence with the incestual pandering?"

<ChancellorCosman> Ah! Serial Experiments Legend of Galactic Lucky Haruhi Azumanga Strawberry Rozen Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Imperial Fiora Pichi Pichi PitchmonHOLIC River Chronicles: Keikaku no Nekohime Gundam Complex Bebop Gurren Lagann Sailor BrotherhoodZ Nichijou R2.22 You Can (Not) Advance!!
<Alkthash> I see words. And I understand what they mean. But I have no idea what you folks are saying.
<ALI-18000> We're making the best anime ever, Alkthash.
<Alkthash> You're making people find incentives to find murderin' axes. 
<Alkthash> Have I fallen into an alternate universe where slang is just subtly off?
<Alkthash> LIke anybody else get that feeling of anti-deja vu?
<Alkthash> Where you wake up and everything feels subtly wrong and out of place during the day.
<Alkthash> And you keep thinking "was it always like that"
<Alkthash> And get the feeling you have stumbled into one of those shitty sci-fi alternate universes, where things are different?
<Alkthash> Like that is my feeling here folk.s
<Alkthash> You're making me wonder if I'm still on my earth.
<Alkthash> Nice normal earth 387
<Alkthash> Not that shithole that is earth 616.

<JBridge> So yeah.
<JBridge> Back to Macross.
<JBridge> Er, MAKOROSU.
<GMH> did you just PURPOSELY CALL A SERIES WITH A COMPETENT ENGLISH NAME BY JAPANGRISH?
<GMH> JBRIDGE?
JBridge> YES?
<GMH> YOU
<GMH> YOU
<GMH> DOUBLE OTAKUR