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<Beorc> Electivirus, do you have any advice on how to beat Seymour Flux in Final Fantasy X? <Zakdos> kill him <Zakdos> that should do it <Beorc> He kills me first. <Zakdos> kill him first, then
<Beorc> Electivirus, do you have any advice on how to beat Seymour Flux in Final Fantasy X? <Zakdos> kill him <Zakdos> that should do it <Beorc> He kills me first. <Zakdos> kill him first, then
<TheCharlinaut> Figures. <TheCharlinaut> Heaven has angels playing trumpets. <TheCharlinaut> Hell has...Vuvuzelas.
<Juan> @more <Omnipresence> Juan: Spider-Girl. <Juan> grrr <Myrmirond> If you really want @more, scream it out louder, if you on the floor, bring out the fire, And light it up, take it up higher, Gonna push it to the limit, give it @more. <RocketDude> In the midnight call, she cried "@more, @more, @more!" With a rebel yell, she cried "@more, @more, @more!"
<Alexcalibur> "Symbol [Bat], Uniform [Armor]. Maid roots: [Hereditary Maid]. Stress reaction: [Violence]. Powers: Skill[Lie Detector], Skill[Stalking]" <Alexcalibur> holy fuck, BGTB <Alexcalibur> you rolled fucking BATMAID
<Myrdradek> I had a dream someone on #yackfest wanted to know if, historically, it was accurate that cowboys fucked holes in the ground <Haruspex> what did we conclude <Alicia> Sorry I asked man <Rig> I’ve never heard of that. <Rig> But I want to know if that’s accurate. <Haruspex> shit what if we're in mydradek's dream right n <Alicia> oh man <Myrdradek> Google is inconclusive <JBridge> Myrdradek: There's like two recorded instances of it. I can't find the sources right now, though. <Myrdradek> o_o <Alicia> Thank you based JBridge. <JBridge> You're welcome.
<Korgmeister> I love the delete key. It helps my posts to suck less.
<GoggleFox> If fanfiction.net were a drink, it would be one of those horrible fruity martinis with tons of vermouth as a base, two entire lemons' worth of wedges around the rim (no sugar rim) and a purple umbrella stuck through one of them.
<bogo_lode> unless your books are all super obscure and you attempt to use them to make epeen points about how smrt you are <Nitya> well some are kind of obscure but i'm not the peen type. let alone epeen, which would be a weird thing to show off in the real world <Barcode> "I'm not the peen type" nitya's dating profile
<AliceTensei> And then Amazon took over the world by amassing an arsenal of nuclear warheads. <jseblan> if that includes free shipping for everyone I'm in
<IllFlower> "moe-moe Bullet-chan is too embarrassed to pierce through the innocent bystander's skin! that's so perverted!"