Room 208

Quote database

#560

Rated 62 by 11 users
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> How many bots do we have on this channel already
<Estragon> There's Omnipresence, feepbot, Nitya, IllFlower, TropeBot, mapibot, and Spacebar.
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> There will come a time when just posting "lol" will trigger twenty "Command unrecognized" messages

#713

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Barcode[WoT]> meowth can learn anything, including english

#1055

Rated 49 by 7 users
<IllFlower> well, it's still better than the dream I had about rotting genitalia.

#1168

Rated 40 by 10 users
<Rig> I want to see a lady covered in spiders.

#668

Rated 61 by 6 users
<IllFlower> Anonus, you do realize speculating about mental breakdown is essentially the official sport of #yackfest?
<IllFlower> It's right up there with kicking JackMackerel and cognitive dissonance about Touhou.

#312

Rated 47 by 12 users
<MondayFridayPlane> !pickpocket GMH
* Mio-chan approaches GMH stealthily...
* Mio-chan fingers GMH's pocket and pilfers...
<Mio-chan> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07!
* Mio-chan blushes deeply upon seeing the doujins.
* GMH approaches Mio-chan stealthily...
* GMH fingers Mio-chan's pocket and pilfers...
<GMH> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07!
* GMH drops and washes hands upon seeing the bodily fluids covering them.

#125

Rated 51 by 4 users
<StarGirl00> Touhou fan art hit rock bottom a long time ago.
<StarGirl00> And just kept on digging

#1197

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Fiora> is there such a thing as over-parmesaning anything?
<Fiora> that sounds impossible, like over-sushiing. or over-chocolating.
<IllFlower> "Sir, we accidentally put too much parmesan into the nuclear reactor."
<IllFlower> "How much did you put in there?"
<IllFlower> "About ten grams."
<IllFlower> "How much were you supposed to put in there?"
<IllFlower> "Uh... none, sir."
<IllFlower> "So what's going to happen?"
<IllFlower> "Well, the ship's going to have some exhaust problems for the next couple of hours..."
<IllFlower> "Goddammit, I *knew* I shouldn't have bought the lactose-intolerant engine."

#873

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> "Also on a happy note my mental breakdown hasn't stopped me from going to ecuador completely" why do I look at facebook, it's just a reminder of how little I know about people
<Barcode> People is a subject that necessitates studying to understand. are? how the fuckd o you structure this sentence
<Barcode> my first guess was are
<Barcode> sounds better with are but \_o_/

#1006

Rated 60 by 10 users
<JBridge> Testing video games is a lot like doing porn.
<JBridge> Both jobs take something you'd normally enjoy doing, but you have to do it how and when your bosses want.
<JBridge> And you have to do it all the time, which is probably the biggest reason why both jobs are shit.
<zeroplusalpha> Testing video games is worse because the build isn't even complete yet, most of the time.