Room 208

Quote database

#671

Rated 70 by 15 users
<IllFlower> you know, in fifteen years I'm going to be hearing about how one of the UC campuses has set up a pornography studies department with a certain Joel Button as its chairman
<IllFlower> I'll look at the papers out of morbid curiosity and go, "that's the first time I've ever seen the word 'autofellatio' in a citation"

#1250

Rated 78 by 14 users
<Barcode> i really hate time travel stuff
<Juan> i wonder how many times have we tried explaining doctor who to barcode
<Nitya> kinda wish we could go back in time and stop ourselves from trying

#1272

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Barcostuming> Snowden will not leak Russian assassins to your dad's location.

#332

Rated 35 by 11 users
<Alkthash> Yeah, but I don't care about every blade of grass and tree or pointless anecdote Tolkien throws in between The Shite and Mordor.

#490

Rated 40 by 10 users
<Lin_Chong> Oh hey people are dying.
<Lin_Chong> Awesome.

#1142

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Saladofstones> all I can think of is a belgian expression for when something is useless
<Saladofstones> "its as useless as the pecker on the pope"
<Juardboiled> "belgian"
<Juardboiled> oh
<Saladofstones> what
<Saladofstones> you gonna knock my people
<Juardboiled> yes wha chu gunna do bub
<Saladofstones> I'll love you so tenderly man
* Juardboiled rips off shirt to reveal another shit saying no sorry i'm taken
<Rig> Juan is just covered in layers of shit.
<Barcode> dude, is that a fucking biological ability
<Barcode> growing shirts
<Rig> My biological ability is not giving shits.
<Rig> I'm a mutant.
<Rig> Mister No Shits Given
<Juardboiled> that explains so much about rig

#685

Rated 57 by 5 users
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<Nitya> left, right, left, right, up, up, down, down, select, start
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<Nova> I'm so lost, what is happening
* Nitya is one of the spectators in the background doing something silly
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#642

Rated 28 by 11 users
Jaqueline_de_Maquerel: 8==D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jaqueline_de_Maquerel: :D
ponicalica: ~ COMES

#372

Rated 64 by 16 users
<QSakugarne> and ~ is often used to represent ejaculate from ASCII penises
<ponicalica> more importantly, ~ represents an Eldritch Abomination
<Electivirus> So... Zalgo cums?

#794

Rated 61 by 6 users
<IllFlower> RocketDude: The way you said "Filipino dad" makes me think now that you have an array of dads of different ethnicities lined up. It's an amusing mental image