<IllFlower> I have a recording on my phone of me speaking in an alcohol-induced Irish-ish accent at a party.
<IllFlower> This would be less disturbing if I could remember how that happened.

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<Nitya> it's just part of the sauce
<Saladofstones> did someone say sauce
<Nitya> no
<Saladofstones> okay
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<Spacebar> Jack: Can you elaborate on that?
<Jack> You are my man.  The man, who is mine.  I own you, bitch.
<Spacebar> Jack: Perhaps you would like me to be your man.  The man, who is mine.  you own you, bitch..
<Jack> I think that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: But you're not sure that you have made that clear.?
<Jack> On the contrary.  I'm completely sure that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: How does being completely sure that you have made that clear. make you feel?

<Charlatan> See, where I get mad is when mods require other mods to play.
<Charlatan> Like mod X requiring Skyrim Script Extender.
<Charlatan> YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE EXTENDING?
<Charlatan> MY DICK.
<JBridge> I think that requires SKSE, too.
<Barcode[out]> Expand dong
<Charlatan> Expand dovaahkin
<Barcode[out]> Fus roh dong
<Charlatan> "Unrelenting force"

<Generality> I can't believe films are still using "10% of your brain".
<Nitya> it applies to so many things though
<Nitya> like, take tires. at any given time only a bit of it is touching the ground. probably even less than a tenth!
<Nitya> what i'm saying is if we started using 100% of our tires at once the possibilities are limitless.
<Barcode> you still always use 100% of your tyres, the whole thing contains air pressure
<Nitya> the air's not touching the ground! USELESS.

-!- JBridge was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [actually]
<JBridge> SHIT
-!- JBridge was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [NO]
<JBridge> FUCK
-!- JBridge is now known as Arisaka
<n> Wow, you're like a shapeshifter in a movie!  You flip out and look like everything, but it doesn't matter because I have a shotgun!
-!- Arisaka was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [and just when you think you're safe]

zeroplusalpha: I majored in D, and minored in A flat. 
* zeroplusalpha waits for the inevitable collective groan.
Solstace: I guess your major and minor weren't related.

<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.

<Saladofstones> what sort of horrific sounds have you created?
<Nitya> oh it's mostly gibberish.
<Saladofstones> anything roughly melodic?
<Nitya> uh
<Nitya> if you're open minded
<Saladofstones> you know I read hentai right?
<Saladofstones> I'm nothing if not adaptable

<GMH> yeah, il palazzo was from excel saga
<ponicalica> Personally I think that they should do Word Saga and Powerpoint Saga.