<BonSequitur> That seems like something just waiting to be combined with some form of artificial sex organ.
<BonSequitur> Although I guess it makes more sense for the female market.
<BonSequitur> Give it a penis, and you get a dildo that can cuddle.

<IllFlower> With the number of people who just enjoy messing with some heads, I've just taken to flipping a coin every time I need to use a gender pronoun.
<IllFlower> I might need to switch to a six-sided die at some point, since the field of options seems to have widened.

<Wumenguan> Sometimes you just get that feeling of "I wish I was named after a book of incomprehensible poems and questions", you know what i mean?

<zeroplusalpha> yes, but I think that's the joke. There aren't any "hyperbass flautists", so looking for a student is somewhat counterproductive.
<SpruceZeus> i read "flatulists"
<SpruceZeus> >_<
<zeroplusalpha> Hyperbass flatulists would be awesome. And not really sound all that different.
<Nitya> ._.
<KatawaSolstace> .____________.

<zeroplusalpha> Whatever it is, the answer is clearly not to stick a candle in your ear.
<GuitarBizarre> its a short term solution at best

<SpruceZeus> Fa so ti la do.
<SpruceZeus> Or whatever order those are supposed to go in
<Buttercupistiny> la ti, mimudakki
<RocketDude> Ah, I thought so, wasn't sure what the "mimudakki" was, since I don't think I was taught that in Music Theory.

<Puffin> I find a humanities major and offhandedly mention that I got paid $20,000 to study bugs fucking each other

<Fiora> nuclear fusion in stars?
<Fiora> that's pretty hot

<Xeniera> but no, like, since moving here my metamorphosis into a reptile has completed
* Xeniera is a reptile cat

<IllFlower> Well, if I had a nickel for every morning I woke up and thought "maybe I shouldn't be running an IRC channel", I'd probably have five dollars by now.