<HederaHelix> I panic whenever I'm getting a B in stuff
<Puffin> you don't need to panic, I don't think
<Puffin> grades don't reflect learning, in my experience 
<Nitya> no, but they do reflect grades.

<Nitya> yeah, when i look at animals i think "this should be bigger and full of radioisotopes" too.

<divert_time> Death is the everyday girl everyone wants to see when they die. Of course she gets boring if you have too much of her
<Haven> But people are just dying to see her
<Juan> I never could have dreamed of you making such an awful pun, Haven. Although I think you were destined to do it
<Haven> As if you didn't desire it.
<Juan> I am in the deppest despair at the thought
<SpruceZeus> jesus christ enough puns, i'm getting delirious here
<Juan> they are the endless puns

<Beorc> Clearly you were male in all of your past lives and are now suffering extreme gender confusion, ShoujiAn.
<ShoujiAn> I wouldn't say it's extreme really.
<NorthNo2> It's only a mild ghost penis

<Nitya> semirelatedly, phrases i do not want to see anywhere near each other ever again: "decerebrate cat" and "anal sphincter"

<Barcode[Starcraft> y'awl ohtakooze are trash
<Barcode[Starcraft> sci fi and western mecha for me
<GMH> hahahahahaha
<GMH> i thought you wrote "ohtakoozie"
<GMH> that sounds like a midwestern town
<GMH> someone needs to write about a fictional minnesota town called ohtakoozie
<GMH> populated by geeks
<IllFlower> It's like Lake Wobegon, except nobody cares.

<Lin_Chong> Back from my older brother's surprise twenty-fourth.
<Barcode> "he just got older on us unexpectedly"
<Lin_Chong> It was pretty fun. Got to drink white wine and pear cider.
<Lin_Chong> When he was stunned in surprise, we got his girlfriend to take his wallet and phone out, as well as removed his shoes.
<Lin_Chong> And then we threw him in the pool.
<Lin_Chong> I called it a "baptism".
<Barcode> more fun than most baptisms
<Juan> baptisms ain't shit
<Juan> baptisms by fire on the other hand
<Barcode> yeah as a kid they just kind of dipped me in napalm
<jseblan> that explains so much

<RAGE> I hate being young.
<JBridge> Well, you can try waiting.
<RAGE> But that takes for _ever_
<JBridge> No, it's quite a bit shorter.
<JBridge> It just feels like forever.
<JBridge> If you want to feel old, you could go to GameFAQs or some other forum with a lot of young idiots.
<RAGE> That just depresses me more, because I start thinking "wait, you're telling me I'M the high end?"

<Aeka> @yt worst song ever
<@Omnipresence> Aeka: YouTube: Rebecca Black - Friday (OFFICIAL VIDEO), 129866975 views: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

<Barcode> unlike TECHNAWLJEE, which invariably is plumes of smoke and gears
<Barcode> do not stand near plumes of gears