<Motoko> You're always putting words in my mouth.
<Nitya> You're the one who always leaves it open!
<Motoko> That's only because it's constantly agape at the audacity of your putting words in it!
<Nitya> It's a vicious but convenient cycle.
<Motoko> For *you*, maybe.
<Nitya> Well yeah.  Why would I be concerned about someone else's convenience.
<Motoko> You're always like this! Thoughtless and selfish to boot!
<Nitya> I am stating patently obvious facts in a loud and angered fashion for some reason!
* Motoko slams a pillow into Nitya's face
<Nitya> gnrrf!!!

<Juan> oh. i just make fun of you whenever possible. :p
<ponicalica> that's how I know you love me
<Juan> forever and always <3<3
<Charlatan> @ponicalica: WHAT ABOUT OUR SPECIAL LOVE ;_;
<ponicalica> you just weren't here for me, and I needed someone to fill the void
<Juan> I...I...I'm speechless, poni. Speechless. ;~;
<ponicalica> do you no longer love me? ;_;
* Charlatan buttseckses Juan and Poni
<Charlatan> PROBLEM SOLVED!

<Lin_Chong> Oh hey people are dying.
<Lin_Chong> Awesome.

<Zizoz> @seen zizoz
<Omnipresence> Zizoz: I hope you know the answer to that question already!

<Nitya> also i know a decent amount of physics and i'm pretty sure that learning physics is no guarantee that you're going to know physics
* Charlatan aims the LHC at Nitya
<Nitya> for example, the LHC is several kilometers across, and also a circle
<Nitya> hard to aim

<Barcodrawing> are they flammable? is there that much farts in a human body

<JBridge> So, my parents are on this really strict diet.
<JBridge> The only kind of bread they can eat is that untasty kind.
<JBridge> Not wheat, but some grain.
<Barcodecoterrorist> Pseudowholegrain?
<JBridge> I think I remember they were talking about Control, Commitment, Concentration, and a bunch of other stuff.
<Barcodecoterrorist> how about Don't Drink Soda, Don't Eat Dessert, Don't Eat Too Much, And Exercise
<JBridge> I think it was the Seven Cs of Rye.
<Barcodecoterrorist> seven.
<JBridge> Yes, that was all for the pun.
<Barcodecoterrorist> too much effort
<JBridge> Maybe.
<Barcodecoterrorist> well let's hear all the seas, then.
<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TizHxIKwyc
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - ‪The Seven Seas Of Rhye by Queen with lyrics‬‏
<Barcodecoterrorist> wait
<Barcodecoterrorist> ERROR: Too much meta. (2097)

*** Lin_Chongy joined #yackfest
<Lin_Chongy> Lin Chongy? Good Lord, what am I, a rapper?
*** Lin_Chongy is now known as Lin_Chong
<VerticalPig> "LIN CHONGY IN DA HOOOOUUUUUUUUUSE! Just a kid from Shanghai, but my words, they don't lie..."

<AHR> .vote 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Yes|No
<feepbot> Channel vote! The choices are: [1: Yes, 2: No] . You have -21474836.0-48s to decide. Go.
<AHR> -evil laugh-
<GoggleFox> Congratulations.
<GoggleFox> It's completely borked.
<Wicked223> This vote is never gonna end, is it?

<IllFlower> oh, I was wondering how long it would take for another JBridge porn quote to show up in the QDB queue.