Room 208

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#803

Rated 30 by 4 users
<Barcodrawing> The realization that Tribes brought me regarding these projectiles actually made me very uninterested in shooters that weren't Tribes, for a while.
<Nitya> FPSs: misleading physics students since 1992
<Nitya> ("wait, so you can have two things at the same place but at different heights?")
<Barcodrawing> That was one of the proofs the Church had that the world was flat
<Barcodrawing> nobody had ever been found above someone else in the same place! how could the world be round
<Nitya> "are you implying there could be a race of mole-men, Gallileo??"
<Barcodrawing> "Why, of course! Haven't you played Gears of War?"

#1235

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Nitya> "Pitches film where Scarlett Johansson uses 100% of her genome at once"
<Myrdradek> She already does amiright guys
* Myrdradek opens a beer can with his nose
<Nitya> is that... a sex joke? i'm not sure.

#825

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Nitya> You're really going to pull no true scotsman crap?
<Nitya> Real hackers use butterflies?
<Iverum> Yes. Real hackers use butterflies.
<RocketDude> But do real hackers use real butterflies, raised organically in America?
<Iverum> I would hope so. Hackers are all about organic American manufacturing.

#325

Rated 73 by 33 users
<Suke|Kitty> SUKE WINDS ROUND 1
<Zakdos> it's WINS, not WINDS
<Suke|Kitty> ...
<Suke|Kitty> Shut up ;-;
<GuitarBizarre> no
<GuitarBizarre> its winds
<GuitarBizarre> since he.
* GuitarBizarre sunglasses
<GuitarBizarre> Blew it.
<Zakdos> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
<Zakdos> *The Who*

#758

Rated 57 by 5 users
<LORd> a steel horse the size of an oil rig that ejaculates missiles, or perhaps this metaphor got out of hand.

#649

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Loki_Weyland> Fuck yes, I just ordered my 2 TB external hard drive.
<IllFlower> Loki_Weyland, your porn collection might be getting a little out of hand.
<Loki_Weyland> My porn collection isn't even 40 GB.
<Loki_Weyland> This is for my anime.
<IllFlower> You say that as if you watch any non-porn anime.
<IllFlower> Also, "not even" 40 gigabytes is not how most people would describe it.
<Loki_Weyland> I've seen people bragging about having external hard drives JUST for porn. 40 GB is nothing.
<IllFlower> I haven't seen those people, so as far as I'm aware, you are to porn as Scrooge McDuck is to piles of money.
<goatboy> He swims in it?

#709

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Tenri> blackberryPanther: Are you high
<blackberryPanther> High on LIFE
<blackberryPanther> Seriously everyone should burn Parker Brothers games and snort the ashes

#375

Rated 65 by 12 users
<IllFlower> Well, if I had a nickel for every morning I woke up and thought "maybe I shouldn't be running an IRC channel", I'd probably have five dollars by now.

#381

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Electivirus> 8XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD - Emoticon
<Saturn> Is that an Accordion Penis?

#486

Rated 27 by 9 users
<IronyAdams> Hey GMH
<IronyAdams> Wanna join us? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvb54ylO-vw
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - Klezmer Bad Romance
<IronyAdams> Oops