<blamspam> Yeah, I actually wanted to have a look at the anime section in the CD store, but there was a creepy guy with some sort of ecchi Kawaii girl game in his hand there. <atomsk> There always is. <atomsk> It's like a rule. <Tzetzuooooo> Don't worry, your existence should repel him <blamspam> :( <Tzetzuooooo> if not your existence, your taser <atomsk> You're too old for him anyway.
<Rig> I know not what Web 3.0 will be like, but Web 4.0 will be made of sticks and stones.
<Rotty> Divine penis blood, coursing through your veins. <Kashchei> sounds like a metal song <SyntheticPsephology> No, it sounds like something Wicked would Google here at intervals for no discernable reason.
<Haruka> screw periods <Haruka> although how i'd screw them would be hard <Haruka> since periods are one dimensional <Haruka> and i lack a penis
<Barcode> Finally! Success in video games, once more! <Nitya> How many points? <Barcode> On the contrary, my team and I bested another team in the ring of honour. <RocketDude> But what did you do with the fight money? <AliceTensei> Cocaine and prostitutes, clearly. <Barcode> the stereotypical answer owuld have been: battlemechs <jseblan> Cocaine and mechs with boobs and STDs, then <RocketDude> At least he didn't buy two of every animal on earth. <AliceTensei> That is a horrifying mental image. <RocketDude> Or two of every boat on earth <AliceTensei> Two of every mech. <RocketDude> And then he herded them onto a dropship, and then he beat the crap out of every single one <AliceTensei> With a feather duster? <RocketDude> ...Ten pints of Stella and a dollop of chlamydia. <AliceTensei> Anyone who drinks Stella should be shot on sight. With an anti-tank rifle. <jseblan> we managed to mix together in one conversation Battletech, Team Fortress 2, alcohol, STDs, prostitution and drugs. I am crying right now.
<JBridge> I remember back around my sophomore year in high school, two girls came up to me, and asked if I had fallopian tubes. I said no, and mentioned something about their epidermis showing. <JBridge> Now however, I realize how I SHOULD'VE responded. <JBridge> "Yes. They're not mine, but I DO have them. If you want to see, I could bring the jar in some time." <GuitarBizarre> Yeah. Flirting, disgusting, and witty in one fell swoop <GuitarBizarre> you'd have been knee deep in vagina by the time you turned around <Jayden> Ewwwww <Jayden> As a friendly word of advice; it's not your leg you're supposed to stuff in there <Jayden> If you're knee deep in vagina you're doing it very wrong <GuitarBizarre> Jayden: or horrifically right!
<AliceTensei> Oddly, this torrent also has the OSTs. <Barcode> Orbital Shock Troopers. <AliceTensei> Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaka. <AliceTensei> ...Actually, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakode. <Barcode> That just sounds like your british accent shining through! <RocketDude> Or some drawn-out Boston pronunciation <RocketDude> Pahk the Bahkode at Hahvahd Yahd
<SpruceZeus> !trope Internets <TropeBot> Trope Internets doesn't exist. Closest match: Rule Thirty Four http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour
<SpruceZeus> HOLY JUMPED-UP JUNIPER ON AN EXPRESSWAY <SpruceZeus> YOU LEAF-EATING SON OF A SIDEWALK <SpruceZeus> YOU MANGY IMPROPERLY CALIBRATED BEARER OF AN ECHIDNA <SpruceZeus> MAY ALL YOUR TOENAILS TURN PURPLE AND YOUR NEIGHBORS SING CHER'S GREATEST HITS UNTIL YOU GO COMPLETELY INSANE
<IllFlower> Ahaha, Wiktionary has a [[Category:Indonesian vulgarities]] that contains all of two words. <IllFlower> Both of them happen to mean "whore", incidentally. <Zakdos> WMG: Indonesian language is made up of words that only mean whore <Zakdos> and, actually, indonesians communicate through telepathy