#956
<ponicalica> I'm an expert at Charlatan's pants
<ponicalica> I'm an expert at Charlatan's pants
* Yuanchosaan blinks <Yuanchosaan> I must be tired. I read the "Comics" subforum as "Conics", and spent a few seconds wondering when we had decided to devote an entire board to mathematics.
<Nitya> You know what, I'm not going to click that. <jseblan> they're golf club accessories <jseblan> ... <jseblan> they're not <jseblan> nvm don't click that
<ponicalica> what was the name of the grad student who killed his advisor <ponicalica> ted streleski <AliceTensei> "In 1993 Streleski was turned down for a fare box repair position with the San Francisco Municipal Railway after his crimes came to light." He might... murder the fare box? <Nitya> 16th year pursuing his doctorate <-- ._. <GMH> > after his crimes came to light <GMH> > crimes <GMH> isn't this just one crime? <GMH> someone go fix that <GMH> i don't feel like signing into wikipedia <ponicalica> you can edit wikipedia anonymously <GMH> i don't feel like it <Corvidium> there are two crimes <Corvidium> the first is the murder, obviously <Corvidium> the second is being in grad school for 16 years <Nitya> done <Corvidium> Nitya, why did you introduce an error into Wikipedia <Nitya> spite <Nitya> fuck the world
<GMH> yeah, il palazzo was from excel saga <ponicalica> Personally I think that they should do Word Saga and Powerpoint Saga.
<bogo_lode> unless your books are all super obscure and you attempt to use them to make epeen points about how smrt you are <Nitya> well some are kind of obscure but i'm not the peen type. let alone epeen, which would be a weird thing to show off in the real world <Barcode> "I'm not the peen type" nitya's dating profile
<blamspam> I mean, I like fiction and all, but I never think to myself "Man it would be cool if X and Y fucked each other, I shall write about it in explicit and inaccurate detail"
<blamspam> Pitbull is such a groin with cream. His face looks like white dick. He is such a bloody gay fucking bum <--people on Facebook are angry <Puffin> are these native English speakers <Puffin> 'groin with cream' sounds like something I'd see printed on a t-shirt in China
<Motoko> It's the hidden downside of being a magical girl. After staying up all night fighting evil, you have to rely on... um, *other* kinds of fairy dust just to stay awake during the day.
<Rotty> Divine penis blood, coursing through your veins. <Kashchei> sounds like a metal song <SyntheticPsephology> No, it sounds like something Wicked would Google here at intervals for no discernable reason.