<Nitya> also i know a decent amount of physics and i'm pretty sure that learning physics is no guarantee that you're going to know physics * Charlatan aims the LHC at Nitya <Nitya> for example, the LHC is several kilometers across, and also a circle <Nitya> hard to aim
<Miijhal> But, just as a comparison, mountain dew is only about four times more acidic than vaginal fluid. <Miijhal> Obviously having sex makes your dick melt. <Barchores> I had no idea women were actually xenomorphs
<Solstace> I just let imagination fill in the blanks. <Solstace> ... <Rika> That's probably for the best, because reality will probably disappoint you somehow <Solstace> Yeah. <Solstace> That's part of why I don't poke and pry too much. <Rika> ...wait, this conversation is beginning to have sexual overtones, isn't it? <Solstace> Maybe. <Solstace> I swear it isn't intentional. * Rika puts on robe and wizard hat
<Nitya> "they felt despair, followed by an inexplicable craving for meat, then despair, then more meat" <zeroplusalpha> That's any Brit after a Friday night bender.
<Haruspex> It may be a unit of measure, but it's also a literal flower. <Haruspex> Figuratively speaking.
<AliceTensei "If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand" Hime? [seconds later] <RocketDude> Also, obviously, you have to find an anime character and make them understand that your son is "using Quake" <AliceTensei> Hmm. Does the emperor of Japan have a daughter? <AliceTensei> Ah. Yes he does. <AliceTensei> So clearly, we need to find his daughter, and inform her about Quake.
<ponicalica> StarGirl00: How are you today? <StarGirl00> God
<saladofstones> it was great since we had her deciding if she wanted pancakes or waffles for breakfest, and you see two armies go to war with each other <saladofstones> one with a banner that said WAFFLES and another that said PANCAKES <saladofstones> and they just slaughtered each other until one side won <saladofstones> while the viking's mind was a bunch of little girls in a playroom deciding things through democracy and being cute <saladofstones> "SHALL THIS MAN LIVE OR DIE"
<GravelordNito> I had a dream that I was a child abused pedophiliac owl with electric powers last night <GravelordNito> No idea what that says abou the <RocketDude> That you're a pedophilic sith master?
<JackMackerel> @ship endrance/yoda <Solstace> JackMackerel: Should've expected that from you. <JackMackerel> It is my fetish. <Iverum> I thought stabbing people was your fetish. <Evangelyne> I thought seeing women in sushi costumes tackling each other in a giant fondue pot was your fetish. <Solstace> I thought Tzetze was your fetish.