<IllFlower> "It's Not Like I Leaked These Documents to the Whole World Because I Like Freedom or Anything!"
<Juan> "I Can't Believe My Little Leaker Is This Kawaii"
<Fiora> NIST is the NSA's little sister
<Fiora> there's incest going on
<Fiora> NSA is the skeezy older brother
<IllFlower> Things get rather skeevy when there are flashbacks to the NSA inserting a backdoor into the young Dual_EC_DRBG standard.
<IllFlower> "But, but, NSA-oniichan, if I do that, they'll be able to see everything!"
<IllFlower> "It's okay, Dual_EC_DRBG. I'm the only one who'll ever see it."
<Section42L> the CIA is the father who's never around, except during that one episode when the NSA's origin story is explained and the father comes back to bitch at him
<Juan> IllFlower's profound knowledge of incest anime is terrifying yet amusing

<IllFlower> Even knowing what these measures actually are, every time I read "we're going to have to resort to extreme measures," I think "VAMPIRISM"

<JBridge> You should be able to raze other people's farms in Farmville.
<TParadox> "Joel Button raped your fields. Send a thank-you 'gift'?"

[discussing China Mieville]
<bogo_lode> i'm thinking more about his books
<bogo_lode> they essentially all have the protags win
<bogo_lode> but in a way that is horrible and despair inducing
<Barcode> and lo, the protagonists won so hard they became the villains and lost to themselves
<bogo_lode> that kinda happens in the squid one

<ponicalica> I'm now imagining Matrix with red hair and fake boobs

<IllFlower> Okay, channel, I can no longer pretend to understand you. Good night. Enjoy your futa hentai, Charlatan.

<Fiora> A bra that encourages bouncing and jiggling doesn't sound like it's doing a very good job as a bra >_>
<Barcode[MWLLsetup]> No no no, yo usee, it stops said jiggling by absorbing the energy like a normal braw, but it converts it into electricity instead of-
* Barcode[MWLLsetup] wonders if it's Heat
<Fiora> So it's basically a sports bra hooked up to a generator of some sort?
<Barcode[MWLLsetup]> I'm assuming so.
<RocketDude> So, it's a shock absorber for boobs. Got it.

<Arha> I was going to make a statement about how I secretly like all the people I bitch about but someone would probably put a quote of it into the database and I would never live it down

<IllFlower> it wasn't my plan to RP a sarcastic character. it just happens when you're cast alongside JBridge and JackMackerel :p

<Rotty> Wait, what's a homophone of "lesbian"?
<JackMackerel> @Rotty - I got Les Bein'
<Rotty> Les bein', more becomin'
<Rustedsoda> So, Japan is like