<Nitya> "Imagine taking a call from your refrigerator without picking up your smartphone." <Specialist290> Why would my refrigerator be calling me in the first place? <IllFlower> to gossip about your toaster, obviously. <Barcode> washing machine is being SO grumpy lately <IllFlower> and Jesus Christ, could you do something about the oven? she makes my job so much harder
<Alkthash> Ritsuko's log: Recordings from pilot 00's pod bear the repeated phrase of "Paint me like one of your French girls"
<Alkthash> And there are topless women on Franks. I wonder how many French teenagers have used their own currency as fap material before the coming of the Euro.
<Solstace> "Registered users: Google [Bot], Solstace" <- Huh. <Solstace> (from Novafest) <RocketDude> I told you about bots, bro! I told you, dawg! <todolistplusalpha> I knew it! <Barcode> yep. solstace is a google bot. <RocketDude> Solstace, in reality, was a cyborg built to become the ultimate soldier <Barcode> instead he seeks to become the ultimate bard. <Solstace> But mass production was deemed too expensive, so I put my mechanical excellence to use playing guitar. <todolistplusalpha> There's an anime in this somewhere. <JuanCarlos> It's not like Solstace's life being an animu would be surprising <Barcode> A robot harem anime? I think you mean "there is one currently in production and we just don't know about it yet".
<FUCKYOUALL-kun> twistedbot: How are you? <twistedbot> FUCKYOUALL-kun: I am not a bot
<JackMackerel> WHEN WE HNNGH, WE HNNGH. NO CATGIRL IS SAFE. NO OTAKU SHRINE IS SACRED. WE ARE MOEWATCH! WE ARE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE! WE WILL FAP TO OUR OWN TO HOLD THE MOE LINE, IT IS THE LAST LINE TO EVER HOLD.
<BonSequitur> "So it's an action-tactics word game RPG in which you create a character and cast spells by interacting with other characters with a natural language interface. It's set in a post-modern Victoriana-meets-New-Wave universe, to the music of Radiohead. The end boss is a Steampunk mecha hitler." <Nitya> I like it, Bon, where's your Kickstarter <BonSequitur> "Oh, and it's a F2P social game with Facebook integration as well." <Nitya> :< <BonSequitur> I'm setting up a Kickstarter for the Kickstarter for that project. <BonSequitur> As you know, making a sweet Kickstarter presentation costs money. <Nitya> Good, good. Maybe you can get some VCs to fund that Kickstarter. <BonSequitur> Actually, I was in talks with a microfinancing outfit about getting some seed funding to pay for my trip to go talk to VCs who can potentially help fund the kickstarter for my awesome Kickstarter presentation for the game project. <IllFlower> Microfinancing is passé now. We've been using marginal loss-based nanofinancing sourced from urban pedestrian traffic corridors for our project. <BonSequitur> IllFlower, you mean you've been taking lost change from sidewalks? <IllFlower> That's what the venture capitalists said when they laughed at my financing scheme. We'll see who pelts whom with quarters next time we meet! <Nitya> I think there's a viable tax deduction for that. <IllFlower> Form 1067-N, line 26(a): Deductions for coinage used as munitions. <Nitya> Sometimes, the system does work. :)
<Barcode> i told you about the guy who painted a zizek portrait at some art thing i went to, right? * Nitya imagines Call of Cthulhu, but with the poets and sculptors arting zizek instead of cthulhu <Barcode> i had to walk down an alley, i was increasingly nervous about the people around me <Nitya> The alleyway had an oppressive quality Barcode could not stop to define. Not just the walls, but the masses of people around him seemed to press in. From the ghetto, they were, [about a paragraph of racism] until he came to rest at the stand. There, only there, did he look up, only to see the Slovenian
<Juan> yo at the risk of sounding like someone with a death wish <JBridge> Do it. <Nitya> jbridge............................ <JBridge> What?
<Barcode> remind me why anyone uses the warp for space travel <Barcode> also, how <Nitya> Because the webway is shut down or something, and they have shields that prevent bananas from morphing into daemons and such. <Barcode> now imagining the bananas in pajamas with chainswords