Room 208

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#596

Rated 84 by 20 users
<Noimporta> Did you finish LoGH?
<Rei> Yes
<Noimporta> What did you think of it?
<Rei> It was good
<Noimporta> Care elaborating a bit more?
<Rei> No
<Noimporta> I know you're usually not fond of being verbose about this stuff, but I find it hard to believe that all you made out of a 110 episode long space opera is "good".
<Rei> Fine
<Noimporta> I mean, who was your favourite character/s? Who did you agree with? Favourite battle? What did you think of the contrast between Reinhard's idealism and Yang's cynicism? something.
<Rei> It was really good
<Noimporta> ...

#952

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Iverum> I was told to stop working so hard.
<Iverum> Even when I come to work late people still say I spend too much time at work.
<Iverum> ;-; I don't know what they want from me anymore.
<Nitya> Well then do your job, which is apparently not doing your job.

#652

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Abyssinia> He's generally agreed to have invented firefighting, libraries, and prostitution, though.
<Abyssinia> And lightning.
<stiva> I heard he invented thinking.
<Abyssinia> That's actually an urban legend, he just applied for the first American patent on it.

#315

Rated 70 by 15 users
<Reyendo> You must be a rapist.
<Reyendo> You rapist.
<Reyendo> and a communist.
<Reyendo> a rapist-communist.
<Electivirus> Rapunist.
<Reyendo> So, you rape while espousing marxist values?
<Reyendo> Or do you marx while espousing rapist values?
<TibetanFox> Hey, the communist bit is all you, Comrade.
<TibetanFox> Now put on this Ushanka and bend over.

#132

Rated 49 by 10 users
<Suke> {{Aon has a penis}}
<TropeBot> Trope AonHasAPenis doesn't exist. Closest match: Penis Envy http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=xu8oo2npsoy8qewj6noshf6d&page=3

#348

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Beorc> Electivirus, do you have any advice on how to beat Seymour Flux in Final Fantasy X?
<Zakdos> kill him
<Zakdos> that should do it
<Beorc> He kills me first.
<Zakdos> kill him first, then

#1130

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Rig> Raleigh and the Striker kid did look pretty similar.
<Rig> Now, you know who I couldn't tell apart at all? The Hong Kong team's triplets.
<Rig> They all looked the same.
<Barcode> well, twins.
<ponicalica> that's because they're played by actual triplets
<Barcode> and also they had fifteen seconds of screentime total.
* Rig gives up on joking.

#34

Rated 49 by 18 users
<krrackknut>  Let us speak of lady's bosoms.
<GuitarBizarre>  I posit that ladies bosoms are rad.
* Dracia deathglares at krrackknut
<krrackknut>  And I concur.
<GuitarBizarre>  This calls for celebration! Bartender, a round of drinks and fancy costumes!
<Dracia>  *You all hear her knuckles cracking*
<krrackknut>  DEFEAT AWKWARDNESS
<krrackknut>  WITH MAXIMUM RIDICULOSITY
<GuitarBizarre>  AWKWARDNESS ZONE
<GuitarBizarre>  DEFEATED!
<Dracia> plays FF victory fanfare
* GuitarBizarre dressed as a victorian gentleman, cheers krrackknut 
* krrackknut adjusts his monocle

#426

Rated 67 by 18 users
<Rotty>  Divine penis blood, coursing through your veins.
<Kashchei> sounds like a metal song
<SyntheticPsephology> No, it sounds like something Wicked would Google here at intervals for no discernable reason.

#460

Rated 31 by 17 users
<BattlecupIsScowling> >:[ Nitya, I will shank you.
<BattlecupIsScowling> WITHOUT HESITATION
<Nitya> :)