Room 208

Quote database

#1288

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Alicia> I feel like I just realized how powerful underboob is

#930

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Barcode> hm, how does bgtb draw butts

#491

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Noimporta> German: The language in which everything sounds like a machine gun's name.

#862

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Solstace> I still don't get why those hardcore Christians have such a hardtime accepting Muslims.
<AliceTensei> And this is why the terrorists won!
<AliceTensei> BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
<RocketDude> Terrorists Win! /Counter-Strike

#681

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> @wa rider in japanese
<Omnipresence> Nitya: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: is | Rider University | in Japan — Result: no

#373

Rated 49 by 10 users
<zeroplusalpha> Did I not say this before? Somewhere in there is a demented teenager that refuses to go quietly into the night.
<Lin_Chong> I think I might have one.
<Lin_Chong> In my colon.
<Lin_Chong> Damned thing just won't digest.
<zeroplusalpha> In my colon. <-- That's gross. >_<
<Lin_Chong> I know!
<Lin_Chong> He just won't stop singing songs about spleens!
<Lin_Chong> I think he's got a rhyming dictionary in there!
<IllFlower> Lin_Chong: "this right here is the spleen / I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be green / what have you been eating, my master? / you know it'll just make you die faster"

#317

Rated 69 by 19 users
<GMH> okay, give me a noun that you think fits "easily fooled"
<Darxzero> Voters

#1188

Rated 76 by 12 users
[swapping Nintendo friend codes]
<jseblan> xxxx-xxxx-6699
<Alicia> Best last four digits.
<ponicalica> better than 6969?
<ponicalica> 6969 has *two* happy couples
<jseblan> yeah or you could consider that 6699 is an actual foursome while 6969 they're just each doing their own thing

#1121

Rated 69 by 14 users
*** Saladofstones has joined
<Nitya> it's just part of the sauce
<Saladofstones> did someone say sauce
<Nitya> no
<Saladofstones> okay
*** Saladofstones has left

#539

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Arha> I think most of us would agree that I'm more of an evil overlord than you
<JBridge> Really?
<JBridge> Try this.
<JBridge> Type .rr six times.
<JBridge> If you live, you're eviler than me.
<Arha> Evil overlords do not follow commands
<JBridge> DO IT FAGGOT
<Arha> .rr
<feepbot> Arha: Click. 
<Arha> hm
<Arha> .rr
<feepbot> Arha: Click. 
<Arha> hmmm
<Arha> doesn't seem to be working
<JBridge> Four more times.
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Solstace> lol arha.
<JBridge> What'd he do?
<Jack> Win.
<Jack> Since he's the evilest.
<JBridge> Fine.
<JBridge> .rr
<feepbot> JBridge: Boom! You're dead. 
<feepbot> JBridge: The gun has been reloaded. 
<JBridge> GOD
<JBridge> FUCKING
<JBridge> DAMMIT
* Jack claps
<Arha> Ahem.
<Arha> Thank you, thank you
<JBridge> ...I have nothing to say to you.
<Arha> Of course. You're not to speak until spoken to, slave