<Jinxed> if you want a hug I can give ya one <Jinxed> but korgy's special cause he's a teddy bear <Noimporta> Being Australian, wouldn't he be more of a Koala? <Korgmeister> Koalas are like psycho teddy bears. <Korgmeister> Oh wait, that kinda works. <Jinxed> well I have a theory he's a mutant Corgi who's grown gigantic <Jinxed> he just happens to be kinna grumpy
<Nitya> miijhal, when you browse danbooru for a while, you get a pretty high standard for "porn". naked chick covered in dongs just isn't enough any more
<Solstace> Tibetanfox: Seriously? Who makes a 3 inch dildo? It just doesn't make sense! <Tibetanfox> Solstace: It's Japan. Start 'em young. <Solstace> .... <Solstace> That's terrible. <Tibetanfox> And almost certain to end up on the quotes database.
<Alkthash> Jackerel - man why does she have to be difficult? Ten's screwdriver would be a much more efficient shape for a sex toy.
<Dove> Back <GuitarBizarre> Dove - Am I to assume you're Black Dove? <lockon> 'lo dovey <lockon> only one way to find out <lockon> ALICE ALICE ALICE? <Dove> Yeah ALICE! <lockon> ALIIIIIIICE! <Dove> Yes, I'm black Dove. <Dove> ALIIIIIIIIIIIIICEE <Dove> There.
<Arha> I was going to make a statement about how I secretly like all the people I bitch about but someone would probably put a quote of it into the database and I would never live it down
<Excuses> I think that music was invented so that people who had the capability to become musicians wouldn't do something dangerous like take over Germany.
<CTrombley> Lupin was sittin' all sexy like, but Snape didn't give a damn as all his damns had just been stolen. Snape picked up Lupin by the ear and punched him in the eye. Lupin wrestled Snape to the ground and they pulled each other's hair and shredded each other's clothes. Don't know why, but they did. The fight paused, partly because they were old, exhausted men but mostly because Spike Jones was standing above them laughing evilly. <CTrombley> Snapes could feel the blood throb out of his enormous nose, obviously. The problem was that he could feel Lupin touching his throbbing member. <CTrombley> "FOOOLS!" bellowed Spike Jones in his middle range, unimpressive voice. "I have gathered you here today for one reason! Only I can have the worlds greatest collection of bric a brac! Only I, the artist, can truly appreciate its power, its majesty, the power of junk to communicate the very soul!" <CTrombley> "We've been double crossed!" observed Snape inaccurately. The professor was rendered slow witted by the recent events. "There is only one way to defeat Spike Jones..." said Lupin. Snape looked at him and slowly realized ... That he could just use magic to solve this situation. He did. The End.
<Lin_Chong> What is best in life? <Rig> Fat blunts.
<GMH> #yackfest i am disappoint <Juan> Turns out that people recognize cars easier than flying lolls <RocketDude> Dude, I coulda told you that people will recognize a Ford Mustang more reliably than a Touhou