<Arisaka> If nukes were dicks, the Diebner bomb would require a microscope.

* Barcode[out] unfurls his age-peen
<Saladofstones> also saying unfurl and anytype of peen afterwards is just nasty
<Saladofstones> I just imagined this giant floppy worm thing coming out like one of those party fweezers
<Barcode[out]> Complete with the noise

<glowsquid_will_ruin_your_life> it is a well know fact that amateur Dragonforce sounds like Crazybus with downs syndrome.

<Saladofstones> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07ugR9edds
<Saladofstones> Someone got the prime minister to say this
<JBridge> ...How the fuck did this happen?
<Saladofstones> money and something to do with abraham lincoln's picture
<JBridge> I'm going to need more context.
<Saladofstones> its all I know
<Barcode> imagine this exchange as a noir where the detective goes to an informant

<Juan> yo at the risk of sounding like someone with a death wish
<JBridge> Do it.
<Nitya> jbridge............................
<JBridge> What?

<Nitya> "D-Wave does have something today that’s more computationally-useful than a roast-beef sandwich;" good to know
<Barcode[WoT]> sandwiches power programmers.
<Glowsquid> What is the comptional usefulness of a roast beef sandwich? I need a sense of scale to get the joke
<Glowsquid> How does it compare to other sorts of sandwiches?????
<RocketDude> SANDVICH MAKE PROGRAMMER STRONG

<Nitya> i don't care about OXYGEN, i need BOOBIES, nothing more

<JBridge> BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MY BIG-ASS HARD DRIVES.
<ponicalica> Your big ass-hard drives?

<dove> FUCK THAT NOISE
<Rhyme|Saigyouji> ...TWEWY erotic fic, dove?

* NonIndicativeHandle is now known as Pope
* Scholastica is now known as Peter
<Peter> I outrank you!