Room 208

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#454

Rated 39 by 12 users
<VicariousShaner> Its dark out though
<VicariousShaner> Rapists have a 100 percent standing outside yoru door chance
<VicariousShaner> like, even when they dont rape you, they are watching
<VicariousShaner> watching
<VicariousShaner> Possibly raping the bush
<VicariousShaner> in wait

#1046

Rated 65 by 7 users
<zeroplusalpha> Maybe in like five years we'll have COD XIII-2: People's Liberation for make benefit for glory of People's Republic.

#986

Rated 57 by 5 users
<IllFlower> Oh, man. I'm just imagining Touhou combined with licensing flamewars. "MY FLYING LOLIS DESERVE TO BE GPLV3" "NO YOU COMMUNIST THEY'RE TOTALLY BSD" "GO DIE IN A HAIL OF 4KOMA"

#1201

Rated 30 by 4 users
<IllFlower> *** EveryoneButUtnapishtim has quit (Excess Flood)

#694

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Barcode[out]> I won't hold it against you. As fir multiplayer gameplay, the only gameninkjownis tryives
<ponicalica> Gameninkjownis, Iceland

#600

Rated 53 by 8 users
<IllFlower> I would write a Solstace/Tzetze haiku, but just writing out their names takes nine of the seventeen mora I have available
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<IllFlower> ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス but that lacks the essential //poetry// of a haiku.
<IllFlower> On the other hand, since nobody here can actually read that, I'll just write random Japanese gibberish and pretend it's Soltze haiku.
<oneironaut> @translate ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス
<Omnipresence> oneironaut: Google translation from Japanese (auto-detected) to English: Tsetse brute mouth gently Sorusutasu

#615

Rated 65 by 7 users
<RAGE> I hate being young.
<JBridge> Well, you can try waiting.
<RAGE> But that takes for _ever_
<JBridge> No, it's quite a bit shorter.
<JBridge> It just feels like forever.
<JBridge> If you want to feel old, you could go to GameFAQs or some other forum with a lot of young idiots.
<RAGE> That just depresses me more, because I start thinking "wait, you're telling me I'M the high end?"

#699

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Tibbles> Picking all this Tundra Cotton makes me glad I'm not playing a Redguard.

#38

Rated 41 by 8 users
<Mister_Always> TACO, I WANT TO COVER YOU IN OLIVE OIL AND SLATHER YOU WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES, THEN HUMP YOU LIKE A RABID CAMEL.

#1283

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Haruspex> it smells crappy
<Haruspex> -- my hot take on pot
<PacificTrashVortex> more like a hot toke