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#30

Rated 65 by 12 users
<GuitarBizarre> Sometimes it honestly feels like I'm the {{only straight male}} around these two channels.
<TropeBot> Trope OnlyStraightMale doesn't exist. Closest match: Unfortunate Implications http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications
<GuitarBizarre> ...

#700

Rated 70 by 9 users
<zeroplusalpha> I must have gained at least 3 pounds in the last week. >_<
<zeroplusalpha> I have been doing nothing but eat and drink (like, really heavily) in last two days alone.
<zeroplusalpha> Put it this way: remember the karaoke party I was supposed to go to on Friday evening?
<zeroplusalpha> I eventually ended up belting out a Linkin Park number.
<zeroplusalpha> There was /quite/ a bit of alcohol going on there.
<zeroplusalpha> It was one of my less-controlled moments, shall we say. >_<
<SpruceZeus> these wounds they will not heal

#442

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Tibetanfox> Like the main thing that causes different eras is everyone changing their mind about the Emperor.
<Tibetanfox> If EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = TRUE THEN "FUCK THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> if EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = FALSE THEN "WE NEED TO RESTOR THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> That's Japan's history in two lines of code.

#1151

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Saladofstones> "Ca2+ binding to troponin activates a thin filament distance spanning 9 to 11 actins" well I just learned how to make a new super virus nitya
<Nitya> oh sh-
* Barcode guards his troponins jealously
<Saladofstones> too bad barcode
<Saladofstones> since now I can double the amount of actins that I can span to it from

#459

Rated 49 by 7 users
*** Nyktos has joined #yackfest
<Nyktos> actually, on second thought, I'd rather sleep tonight
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#18

Rated 25 by 7 users
<GuitarBizarre>  KChasm: in uberwald, anyone can create thunder by counting.

#671

Rated 70 by 15 users
<IllFlower> you know, in fifteen years I'm going to be hearing about how one of the UC campuses has set up a pornography studies department with a certain Joel Button as its chairman
<IllFlower> I'll look at the papers out of morbid curiosity and go, "that's the first time I've ever seen the word 'autofellatio' in a citation"

#1086

Rated 68 by 8 users
<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.

#774

Rated 44 by 3 users
<RocketDude> Oh yeah, Mod Approval and Parent/Chile relations
<RocketDude> *Child
<RocketDude> Pfft, Parent/Chile
<Barcode> for the motherland

#728

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Miijhal> But, just as a comparison, mountain dew is only about four times more acidic than vaginal fluid.
<Miijhal> Obviously having sex makes your dick melt.
<Barchores> I had no idea women were actually xenomorphs