<Iverum> Imagine that scene in the The Matrix where Neo takes the pill and the mirror eats him. Okay, you've got that. Now imagine that the mirror is made of all the rage and I'm just falling down that shit. And when I wake up in my little gel capsule of hate the machines come and kill me. <AliceTensei> And thus we discover that Iverum thinks he's Jesus.
<Nitya> but all that crap is just layers on top of "masamune likes him some titties" anyway
<Charlatan> I fucking hate ice. <Charlatan> I fucking hate how it's everywhere in this town. <Charlatan> I hate nearly slipping and busting my ass approx. twice a day if not more. <Charlatan> I hate that there is an especially icy patch of ice in the driveway outside my dorm which even covers the sidewalk. <Charlatan> I hate ice freezing and then melting and then freezing again in a different spot that throws me off. <IllFlower> You should buy a flamethrower and become a badass over-the-top video game protagonist. <Charlatan> A berserker-packing man-and-a-half? <IllFlower> "HELL HAS FROZEN OVER, AND ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE SURE IT BURNS AGAIN."
<CTrombley> Oh man, Giger died <CTrombley> Of the people who presented their sexual hang-ups to the public in the form of science fiction, he was the least offensive.
<Xeniera`sick> I think I violated the honor of the royal bacterium family, or something. <Xeniera`sick> There's probably a bounty on my head, and every infection worth his weight in salt is out to collect.
<GuitarBizarre> Congratulations #yackfest, I think we've managed to break english! <IllFlower> That would be only the latest in a long string of linguistic casualties in this channel... <IllFlower> Japanese's eviscerated corpse is still sitting on the windowsill, see?
<Nitya> semirelatedly, phrases i do not want to see anywhere near each other ever again: "decerebrate cat" and "anal sphincter"
<YuleSequitur> You know what's stupid? <YuleSequitur> Right-wingers seem to actually be genuinely outraged and surprised that teacher's assemblies are incredibly left-wing. <YuleSequitur> What the fuck do you expect? You put a bunch of overeducated, underpaid public-sector workers together in a room, you should be thankful they don't decide to take up arms and overthrow the government. <Kaliayev> especially when the last 6 months has seen a concerted attack on teachers from those very same right wing sources. then again, they were the people who brought us "we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?", so, you know... <YuleSequitur> That should be added before any mention of the GOP primary debates: "From the people who brought you 'we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?' it's the GOP PRIMARY DEBATES! Chapter 17!"
<TParadox> Why did the hipster burn his mouth? <TParadox> Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.
<Nitya> wittengenstein is the belief that wittgenstein is throughout all of nature <ponicalica> wittgengengenstein <RocketDude> Wolfenstein. <Nitya> return to castle wittgenstein sounds like quite the game <ponicalica> Wittgenstein 3D