<IllFlower> I've heard all number of conflicting things. All I know is that when I wake up, there is a good chance of me being tired. <Zakdos> don't wake up then <IllFlower> Zakdos: Yeah, I'll just run this channel in my DREAMS, with a DREAM IRC CLIENT on my DREAM COMPUTER <IllFlower> And on my DREAM COMPUTER I will run THE ELECTRIC SHEEP SCREEN SAVER, thus opening myself up to A LARGE AMOUNT OF SILLY ANDROID JOKES
<JBridge|elsewhere> Obviously, Nagato is connected to a plane filled with skeletons preforming basic instructions. The Data Integrated Sentient Entity is actually a lich.
-!- JBridge was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [actually] <JBridge> SHIT -!- JBridge was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [NO] <JBridge> FUCK -!- JBridge is now known as Arisaka <n> Wow, you're like a shapeshifter in a movie! You flip out and look like everything, but it doesn't matter because I have a shotgun! -!- Arisaka was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [and just when you think you're safe]
<Alkthash> Ritsuko's log: Recordings from pilot 00's pod bear the repeated phrase of "Paint me like one of your French girls"
<Nitya> I sleep using only the force of my hatred to support my head <JuanLannister> so what you're saying is that you're a sith <Nitya> Force-pillow is one of the less talked about but more useful powers of the dark side, yes
<Yukihime> "JackMackerel held the knife in his left hand, which was trembling violently enough to blur. 'I loved you! I loved you, but you never acknowledged me, you stopped returning my calls, you ignored me when I said "hi"... this is it! if you won't accept me, then I can't accept you!' <Yukihime> "he lunged at Nitya with the blade, but only managed to swipe at thin air. Nitya grabbed his arm, knocking him down to the ground with the efficiency of a martial arts master. 'I didn't want to hate you, Jack. even if I couldn't love, I thought I could keep myself from falling into that pit of ill regard. that's why... I stayed away. to keep myself from having to hate you... but it's too late now, isn't it?' "
<BonSequitur> Fondue is quite rich, yes. <BonSequitur> But good fondue has a very sharp taste, as strong as any sharp cheese. <BonSequitur> There's acidity and bit of pungency and even some meatiness. It's not like dipping your bread in a tub of lard. <BonSequitur> Not that I oppose dipping things in lard on principle, but hey. <BonSequitur> Things or people.
<Arha> I just don't think I like the idea of explosives on my cock
<Wicked223> @g in the solstace's bayou group of indigenous peoples, cannibalism is an important rite of passage, usually involving a gigantic battle to the death, followed by devouring the losers and a giant orgy with girls and stuff <Solstace> We call it Mardi Gras.
<blamspam> Pretty alright. I just watched Vampires Suck at a gift exchange. <blamspam> It was entirely what I expected. <blamspam> (Seltzer and Friedberg) <Lin_Chong> Which is to suck. <Lin_Chong> SLURP SLURP SLURP