Room 208

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#756

Rated 65 by 7 users
<SpruceZeus> Looking at some Rob Liefeld art gave me an idea
<stiva> ... that sentence terrifies me, SpruceZeus

#555

Rated 68 by 8 users
<IllFlower> "YOU DON'T GET TO 500 MILLION SLEEP DEPRIVED RAMBLES WITHOUT MAKING A FEW SENSICAL COMMENTS"

#525

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Nitya> There's got to be something wrong with just attributing a quote «--Buddha».  Good ol' Christians give you not just the book, but the fucking sentence number!

#890

Rated 65 by 7 users
<AliceTensei> Bipartisanship. A boat with two spears stuck to the front.

#979

Rated 81 by 16 users
<Barcode> «In a mission kept secret until after delivery, the pieces [(some stone artifacts)] were collected by the British Museum and brought back to Afghanistan by UK forces in July.» in marginally lighter news
<Saladofstones> I can imagine a call of duty mission based on
<Saladofstones> SOAP GO RETRIEVE THAT PRICESS ARTIFACT
<Alkthash> RAMIREZ! EXPLAIN THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE ROCKS!
<Barcode> hold x to explain
<Saladofstones> Oh god
<Saladofstones> a quickk time event to explain the significance
<Saladofstones> if you fail the artifact just explodes, killing everyone
<Barcode> What if the screen just went blurry, with "Factual inaccuracy will not be tolerated!"?

#1154

Rated 68 by 8 users
<IllFlower> "brain.visual_memory.as_image_buffer(format: 'png')"
<IllFlower> I don't know why my brain's interface is in Ruby.
<Barcodrawing> because then you can say you've gone off the rails.

#489

Rated 47 by 12 users
<GuitarBizarre>  Ok
<GuitarBizarre>  barcode
<GuitarBizarre>  Its dubstep time
<GuitarBizarre>  you know what to do right?
<GuitarBizarre>  <Dove>, you too.
<Barcode[homework>  well, we need to first inturrupt someone.
<Dove>  ...What?
<Barcode[homework>  so perhaps put this one in the backburner
<GuitarBizarre>  No
<GuitarBizarre>  Gentlemen
<GuitarBizarre>  TONIGHT, WE DINE IN
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Barcode[homework>  BOWOBWOBOWBO WOPW OPWO OPW OPWOPWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Dove>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Barcode[homework>  WOWOWOWOWWWOP, WOWOWOWOWOWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Barcode[homework>  BV-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V WOWOWOWOWOWOPP
<Wicked224>  Oh, are we doing dubstep imitations?
<Dove>  WOOOOOP WOOOOOP WOOOOP WOPWOPWOPWOOWOWOWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Barcode[homework>  #~If you're going down to saaaan fraaan ciscoooooooooooooo~
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Barcode[homework>  BWOBOWOWOWOWOWOWOPW
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Dove>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
*  Zakdos buys popcorn
<Dove>  Wop. Wop. Wop.
<StarGirl00>  ...
<Dove>  …
<Dove>  WOP~!
*  Zeether raves
<GuitarBizarre>  ...
<GuitarBizarre>  HERE COMES THE DROP
<Dove>  ……………………………………
<GuitarBizarre>  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Barcode[homework> psheewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Wicked224>  DON'T FIGHT THE WOP StarGirl00
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Dove>  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP~!!!
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Dove>  PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Dove>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<GuitarBizarre>  GLITCH NOISES
<GuitarBizarre>  KCHN
<GuitarBizarre>  KCHN
<Barcode[homework>  #~I like my beats fast and by bass down-
<Barcode[homework>  BWOBOWOWWOPWOWOPW
<GuitarBizarre>  KHCN-N VVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<Dove>  KCHKCHKCHK
<GuitarBizarre>  MULTI-WOP
<AllanAssiduity>  Huh?
<GuitarBizarre>  WOopOWopWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOopOWopWOP-OPOPOPOPOPOP
<GuitarBizarre>  Wop to fadeout

#718

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Wumenguan> Sometimes you just get that feeling of "I wish I was named after a book of incomprehensible poems and questions", you know what i mean?

#792

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Solstace> .decide call | don't call
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<Solstace> Wimp.

#360

Rated 45 by 9 users
<BonSequitur> That seems like something just waiting to be combined with some form of artificial sex organ.
<BonSequitur> Although I guess it makes more sense for the female market.
<BonSequitur> Give it a penis, and you get a dildo that can cuddle.