Room 208

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#976

Rated 45 by 9 users 
<Puffin> I WANT SUFFERING

#1153

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<ponicalica> @g ゆで卵
<Omnipresence> http://oshiete.goo.ne.jp/qa/1886830.html — ゆで卵の作り方 - 料理レシピ - 教えて！goo
<ponicalica> @g okay yeah why was I expecting anything from that
<Omnipresence> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/quotes — Dumb & Dumber (1994) - Quotes - IMDb
<ponicalica> ................................
<ponicalica> very rude, omni

#948

Rated 68 by 23 users 
<saladofstones> it was great since we had her deciding if she wanted pancakes or waffles for breakfest, and you see two armies go to war with each other
<saladofstones> one with a banner that said WAFFLES and another that said PANCAKES
<saladofstones> and they just slaughtered each other until one side won
<saladofstones> while the viking's mind was a bunch of little girls in a playroom deciding things through democracy and being cute
<saladofstones> "SHALL THIS MAN LIVE OR DIE"

#1267

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<Alicia> Charlie has issues, okay. The only cures are Byakuren, violence, and drugs.
<Alicia> So he's basically a typical yackfester.

#478

Rated 34 by 2 users 
<EthZee> And now, my other impression in that series: An American Person.
* EthZee dons ten-gallon hat, grabs six-guns
<EthZee> Yeeeeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
* EthZee fires guns into the air
<EthZee> ...Thank you.

#909

Rated 45 by 9 users 
<Solstace> HEY, NITYA, I HAVE A PDF FOR YOU!
<Nitya> OMGF!!!!!
<Nitya> ...oh my godding fuck? hm

#877

Rated 60 by 10 users 
* Solstace cockpunches Charlatan
* Charlatan punchcocks Solstace
<Charlatan> BEHOLD, FOR I HAVE A BOXING GLOVE ATTACHED TO MY SCHPONG.

#392

Rated 30 by 4 users 
<JackMackerel> YOU'RE WAY TOOOO BEAUTIIIIFULLLL GIRL. THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVAR WORK. YOU MAKE ME
<JackMackerel> SUCIDALLL
<JackMackerel> SUICIDALLL
<JackMackerel> WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVERRRR
<goodtimesfreegrog> Well, now that you've brought my attention to that song, I DO want to kill myself.

#1170

Rated 61 by 6 users 
<Saladofstones> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07ugR9edds
<Saladofstones> Someone got the prime minister to say this
<JBridge> ...How the fuck did this happen?
<Saladofstones> money and something to do with abraham lincoln's picture
<JBridge> I'm going to need more context.
<Saladofstones> its all I know
<Barcode> imagine this exchange as a noir where the detective goes to an informant

#1196

Rated 68 by 8 users 
<SpruceZeus> IT WILL NEVER BE OGRE
<Fiora> maybe it'll be ogre when they don't feel like making asses of themselves anymore?
<Fiora> </stretched pun>
<SpruceZeus> ...wait, when did Shrek become a series of horror films
<SpruceZeus> ^^ahahaha
<SpruceZeus> thats awfully catty of you, Fiora 
<SpruceZeus> ...but i think i'm just dragon this out, now
<SpruceZeus> ...yeah, i think a fourth shrek movie is definitely ogredoing it
<SpruceZeus> i mean, they're practically swamping us in these
<Barcode> </stretched pun> --> looks at "asses"
<SpruceZeus> X____X