* NonIndicativeHandle is now known as Pope
* Scholastica is now known as Peter
<Peter> I outrank you!

<Noimporta> German: The language in which everything sounds like a machine gun's name.

<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.

<Lin_Chong> Oh hey people are dying.
<Lin_Chong> Awesome.

<IllFlower> Ah, still no replies. I knew I should have picked something that required less creativity and more snowclones.

<JBridge> Actually, there should be a 4chan party.
<IllFlower> Sadly, it's composed entirely of people who are too young to vote.

<Fiora> Foolish peons!  You think you can fluster Queen Fiora with your childish quibbles?  Hopeless idiots... you will pay for your insolence when my inquisitors take over the channel and crush you all like bugs!  Like bugs, I sayyyyyyy!

<TParadox> Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
<TParadox> Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

<Rotty> Thanks to the internet, I now confuse Chris Hansen with the Three Stooges.
<Rotty> *leans into frame* Hello... hello... hello!

<Miyabi> I just made the weirdest typo ever.
<Miyabi> I was trying to get to facebook, and ended up typing "keanu reeves" instead.
<VerticalPig> Oh, that's like how every time I want to type "I have no life and I should be doing something else" I end up doing "/connect EsperNet; /j #yackfest"