<JBridge> Testing video games is a lot like doing porn. <JBridge> Both jobs take something you'd normally enjoy doing, but you have to do it how and when your bosses want. <JBridge> And you have to do it all the time, which is probably the biggest reason why both jobs are shit. <zeroplusalpha> Testing video games is worse because the build isn't even complete yet, most of the time.
<jseblan> ... and I am now aware of the "moe" in "homoerotic"
<Lin_Chong> I hate legal homework. <Lin_Chong> Fuck it. <zeroplusalpha> Singapore is still English common law, with few eccentricities, yes? <Lin_Chong> Yes. <zeroplusalpha> Not a fan of trial without jury aspect, I have to say. <Lin_Chong> That's bad. <Lin_Chong> But what's getting me is the FUCKING CONTRACTS FUCK CONTRACTS FUCK FUCK FUCK <Lin_Chong> ...sorry. <Charlatan> ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ <Lin_Chong> FUCK YOU TOO <Lin_Chong> GODDAMN FUCKING CAT RAT <Lin_Chong> FUCKING HEAT DEATH <Lin_Chong> FUCKING TORMENTING KIDS <Lin_Chong> NO LONGER SORRY
<Alkthash> Blah, still debating if I should get a cat. <Juan> no <Juan> get a fucking lion, i dunno <Juan> you get the adorableness of cats and the rage of...you know...a lion <Juan> also, if you tie it right and you sit in a leather chair, you can stroke its mane and act like some kind of bond villain <Alkthash> I don't have a leather chair. Just leather couches. <Alkthash> I will not be The Dude of Bond villains.
<IllFlower> this intermixing of women's volleyball and mech conversations is providing me with some very, very strange mental images <Adri_> QUICK somebody find Women's Volleyball Mechs! <RocketDude> Mech Volleyball, discontinued after 187 spectators were killed in an accident at the Zanzibar Nationals
<YuleSequitur> You know what's stupid? <YuleSequitur> Right-wingers seem to actually be genuinely outraged and surprised that teacher's assemblies are incredibly left-wing. <YuleSequitur> What the fuck do you expect? You put a bunch of overeducated, underpaid public-sector workers together in a room, you should be thankful they don't decide to take up arms and overthrow the government. <Kaliayev> especially when the last 6 months has seen a concerted attack on teachers from those very same right wing sources. then again, they were the people who brought us "we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?", so, you know... <YuleSequitur> That should be added before any mention of the GOP primary debates: "From the people who brought you 'we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?' it's the GOP PRIMARY DEBATES! Chapter 17!"
<CentralAve> Well, *I'm* bigger than the person whose vagina *I* came out of! <CentralAve> ...That was a weird sentence
<Cygan> My left hand fits in you <Cygan> why not my right <Cygan> oh <Cygan> it does
<Haruspex> It may be a unit of measure, but it's also a literal flower. <Haruspex> Figuratively speaking.
<Generality> Do I want to know what meatspace is? <RocketDude> Term for real life. <Puffin> enter the meat dimension! /whoosh/ <SpruceZeus> must... resist... temptation to make dirty joke <Noimporta> The meat dimension is actually where the characters from fiction who have regeneration abilities get the extra mass from. <RocketDude> Huh, that makes sense. It's like Hammerspace, but for COD characters.