Room 208

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#883

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Barcode> remind me why anyone uses the warp for space travel
<Barcode> also, how
<Nitya> Because the webway is shut down or something, and they have shields that prevent bananas from morphing into daemons and such.
<Barcode> now imagining the bananas in pajamas with chainswords

#531

Rated 67 by 13 users
<MoeKawaii> キタワァ*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜(n‘∀‘)η゚・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* !!!!!  
<JackMackerel> oh god
* JackMackerel stabs Tzetze for his own good
<MoeKawaii> If I don't make it... tell my wife... uguu...

#50

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Buttercupistiny> Dude, Will, sometimes [online support groups for busty girls] have come in handy
<Buttercupistiny> In terms of trying to find a good strapless bra, or BMC about how much boobies suck.
<IllFlower> BMC. Now there is an acronym I don't recognize...
<IllFlower> My TLA-fu, she is fading.
<Buttercupistiny> Bitch, Moan, and Complain.
<IllFlower> Oh, that makes a lot more sense than my original misreading of "PMC" to mean "private military company".
<IllFlower> Although I guess that would make one's complaints a lot more effective.
<IllFlower> "I CAN'T FIND ANY BRAS IN MY SIZE SO I'M GOING TO SIC BLACKWATER ON YOU"

#541

Rated 62 by 11 users
[19:31] <@IllFlower> I do not like it, jseblan-man. I do not like it on my box; I much prefer Firefox. I do not like Chrome in a can.

#932

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Solstace> ponicalica: >:||||||||
<Nitya> yeah, ponicalica, greater than colon series of pipes.
<HederaHelix> Uh oh, Solstace has eight mouths! Run!
<Lin_Chong> The crawling chaos.
<RocketDude> We always knew that Solstace was an abomination under that bishie skin
<Barcode> abishonenation
<Nitya> bishbomination.
<jseblan> From His eight mouth screams the End of Man, and it spews flames of great heat. The Solstace comes and with it our doom, and great music.

#312

Rated 47 by 12 users
<MondayFridayPlane> !pickpocket GMH
* Mio-chan approaches GMH stealthily...
* Mio-chan fingers GMH's pocket and pilfers...
<Mio-chan> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07!
* Mio-chan blushes deeply upon seeing the doujins.
* GMH approaches Mio-chan stealthily...
* GMH fingers Mio-chan's pocket and pilfers...
<GMH> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07!
* GMH drops and washes hands upon seeing the bodily fluids covering them.

#101

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Erro> Robots have no need for hookers, silly, they can use emulation.

#1191

Rated 70 by 9 users
<SpruceZeus> wow okay i shouldn't be surprised when i poke my head in and see a discussion about quake playing bdsm gynoids, but

#467

Rated 49 by 7 users
<ponicalica> I want to see an actual meeting between Jackerel and Tze
<Nitya> Only if I get a gun.

#84

Rated 47 by 12 users
Glowsquid_1945: Evangelion would be 100% improved if you replaced Shinji with the guys from Gears of War.
Glowsquid_1945: fact.