<+cts> Kill everybody~! Yay~!

<Spacebar> Jack: Can you elaborate on that?
<Jack> You are my man.  The man, who is mine.  I own you, bitch.
<Spacebar> Jack: Perhaps you would like me to be your man.  The man, who is mine.  you own you, bitch..
<Jack> I think that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: But you're not sure that you have made that clear.?
<Jack> On the contrary.  I'm completely sure that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: How does being completely sure that you have made that clear. make you feel?

<GMH> #yackfest i am disappoint
<Juan> Turns out that people recognize cars easier than flying lolls
<RocketDude> Dude, I coulda told you that people will recognize a Ford Mustang more reliably than a Touhou

<BonSequitur> Sorry.
<BonSequitur> Sometimes the evil gets the better of me.
<BonSequitur> I've been working on it. I hardly ever wake up with a dead twelve-year-old covered in blood next to me.
<BonSequitur> Anymore.

<Arisaka> Crap, now I'm imagining Moot in a Vita costume weilding Graf Eisen with B& printed on it.

<ponicalica> not wrong but i really don't think you should be comfortable with a literal military dictatorship deciding anything regardless of it accidentally according with social justice

<Miijhal> But, just as a comparison, mountain dew is only about four times more acidic than vaginal fluid.
<Miijhal> Obviously having sex makes your dick melt.
<Barchores> I had no idea women were actually xenomorphs

<Zudak> blamspam: I literally didn't know it was Easter until Sunshine Werewolf said something about chocolate rabbits
<blamspam> You GODLESS HEATHEN!
* blamspam sends you a delicious chocolate Jesus
<Rotty> Take, eat. This is his body.

<Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is not to be trusted. It is attached to GuitarBizarre
<Omnipresence> Arha: Topic messages may not exceed 64 characters in length.
<GuitarBizarre> Thats right bitches.
<GuitarBizarre> My dick is too long.
<Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is too long to be functional.
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<Alkthash> Jackerel - man why does she have to be difficult? Ten's screwdriver would be a much more efficient shape for a sex toy.