<Xeniera> i'll give her credit for how prolific she is.
<Nitya> lol what a backhanded compliment
<Nitya> "well i'll give you this: there's a lot of it, whatever it is"

<Tibetanfox> Hardly. I am so white I'd give Hitler a boner.

* ponicalica isn't particularly creative with his cursing
<ponicalica> Mostly I fuck everything remotely associated with the thing I'm mad at
<GMH> are you sure they're clean?
<GMH> you might wanna get checked.

<AliceTensei> Well, yeah, but it would be sensible from a hedgehog murdering point of view.

[discussing Miley Cyrus]
<Nitya> didn't she die, i thought she died
<taelor> Miley Cyrus? no, she's alive and twerking, last I heard.
<taelor> I'm curious? how did you think Cyrus died?
<Nitya> i just assume celebrities are dead

<Noimporta> Alicia: It goes.
<Noimporta> And it keeps going and going.
<Noimporta> Then, it crashes into a tree.
<Noimporta> Moral: Always look where you're going.

<Korgmeister>  I love the delete key. It helps my posts to suck less.

<Solstace> Argh.
<Solstace> Wanting to do something again.
<Solstace> Don't know what I want to do.
<Iverum> Jackerel is free, as always.
<Solstace> I'm insulted that you'd suggest that.
<Iverum> I was going to suggest Nitya.
<Solstace> That's only slightly better.

<JBridge> So, my parents are on this really strict diet.
<JBridge> The only kind of bread they can eat is that untasty kind.
<JBridge> Not wheat, but some grain.
<Barcodecoterrorist> Pseudowholegrain?
<JBridge> I think I remember they were talking about Control, Commitment, Concentration, and a bunch of other stuff.
<Barcodecoterrorist> how about Don't Drink Soda, Don't Eat Dessert, Don't Eat Too Much, And Exercise
<JBridge> I think it was the Seven Cs of Rye.
<Barcodecoterrorist> seven.
<JBridge> Yes, that was all for the pun.
<Barcodecoterrorist> too much effort
<JBridge> Maybe.
<Barcodecoterrorist> well let's hear all the seas, then.
<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TizHxIKwyc
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - ‪The Seven Seas Of Rhye by Queen with lyrics‬‏
<Barcodecoterrorist> wait
<Barcodecoterrorist> ERROR: Too much meta. (2097)

<Haruspex> it smells crappy
<Haruspex> -- my hot take on pot
<PacificTrashVortex> more like a hot toke