<Kshch> god, why do people not have facebook in this day and age?
<Kshch> now i have to solicit sex in person, how dreadful

<CharlatanAznable> Raep in the mornin raep in the evenin raep at supper time~

<Haruspex> @define invaginate
<Omnipresence> Haruspex: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: invaginate (English word) | definitions — Result: 1 | verb | sheathe; 2 | verb | fold inwards
<Haruspex> i'm learning so many words
<Haruspex> several of which can be used as horrible sexual euphemisms, tooo
<Nova> no
<Haruspex> My man-meat thirsts for invagination!
<Haruspex> wait, "throbbing" should be in there
<Nova> :|
<Haruspex> nova, don't you write? this is stuff you need to know.
<Nova> i am not writing about throbbing man-things.
<Haruspex> Perhaps you will someday! You should be prepared.
<Iron> What if you get into writing porn someday?
<Iron> Or yaoi?
<Iron> You need to know your sex for those
<Haruspex> Or retinal development fanfiction?
<Haruspex> The neural tube evaginates. You may need to know this!
<Nova> If I got into writing porn I'm fairly sure it would be wimmin-on-wimmin porn anyway.
<Haruspex> That can involve invagination too, ya know.
<Iron> You may have to write for gay porn
<Iron> As in guy-on-guy
<Nova> why would i even
* Fiora dips Nova in liquid yaoi.
<Haruspex> Being bitten by a mutant gay man?
<Nova> Fiora: why would you betray me like this
<Fiora> What, is yaoi like, acidic, and you're basic?
<Fiora> Or is this like matter and antimatter?
<Haruspex> I'll say she's basic. If you know what I mean. *wink*
<Nova> I am yuri, the vat is yaoi. They are antithesis to one another, or something.
<Fiora> No, they're complementary!
<Nova> No they're not!
<Fiora> See, in a story, there's boys and girls, right?
<Nova> Not necessarily?
<Fiora> You pair the boys with each other, and the girls with each other.
<Fiora> It's the natural order of things!
<Nova> I thought the natural order of things was for girls to only exist to get in the way of the yaoi.
<Haruspex> your silliness is not appreciated in this high-minded discussion of being bitten by gay people
<Iron> But nova, you may need knowledge of guy-on-guy sex someday
<Nova> But anyway, Fiora, STOP ENCOURAGIGN THEM TOE NCOURAGE ME TO WRITE ABOUT THROBBING MAN-THINGS.

<RocketDude> Cooking isn't about why, it's about why not

<AliceTensei> Danbooru doesn't have Rule 63 Metal Gear Ray. It saddens me that stuff like that actively surprises me now.

<IllFlower> Time is just a chain that binds me to the present.
<IllFlower> Or, it's summer and sleeping on a regular schedule is for pussies. Pick one.

<Brbcode> Making puns is the sport of kings.
<Natsuki> In that case, I advocate regicide.

<Charlatan> WHO GETS NARDPUNCHED TODAY?
<Charlatan> I DEMAND SACRIFICE.
<Solstace> JBridge.
<JBridge> Shit!
* JBridge braces for impact.
<Charlatan> YOU SHOULD BE HONORED, FOR TODAY YOU BRING GLORY TO YOUR TRIBE.
<JBridge> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Charlatan Tiger Uppercuts JBridge in the 'nards
<JBridge> UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<Alkthash> why would you ban evade at TVT?
<Alkthash> It's like trying to play with the annoying older brother who keeps beating you up and breaking your toys.
<Alkthash> Sure they may seem cool, but when the divorce settlement comes and you each have to go with different parents, you aren't supposed to miss the sibling who made fun miserable.
<Alkthash> This metaphor keeps getting depressing now that  I think about what I'm actually saying.

<Nitya> as long as i'm complaining about tumblr what is the deal with "fandom blogs" jesus christ
<Nitya> you are not a fandom! you are a HUMAN BEING! i shout into the wind, spittle flying back into my face