<Arha> this torrent has said it's a day away from completion for a good three days now <Arha> I'm beginning to suspect that maybe the ETA is not entirely accurate <IllFlower> Arha: No, your torrent's just travelling at relativistic speeds. For the information in the torrent, it's a day. For poor old you, it's 365,284,285,192,746 years.
<jseblan> imagines using an Xbox's case to build a PC <Teemo> So you can RROD while you BSOD?
<Alkthash> Blah, still debating if I should get a cat. <Juan> no <Juan> get a fucking lion, i dunno <Juan> you get the adorableness of cats and the rage of...you know...a lion <Juan> also, if you tie it right and you sit in a leather chair, you can stroke its mane and act like some kind of bond villain <Alkthash> I don't have a leather chair. Just leather couches. <Alkthash> I will not be The Dude of Bond villains.
<GMH> yeah, il palazzo was from excel saga <ponicalica> Personally I think that they should do Word Saga and Powerpoint Saga.
<Tzetzuo> I inadvertently convinced my parents that I lost a contest with atashi, which is an "R&D" website. <IllFlower> I take it your stickers came in... and I really would like to know how you got there from here. <Tzetzuo> "So what was that letter? Some kind of contest?" "Uh, yeah, sorta." "Did you win?" "I got some stickers." "Ha. So what is this thing... atashi?" "It's um, it's a sort of arty website." "R&D?" <IllFlower> You're a master of awkwardly not explaining things, aren't you.
<saladofstones> And so the matous said, and let be known, let us be a dick to orphans because it powers our magecraft, amen <Nova> "I only have to refuse to feed.... twenty-six more starving orphans and I'll advance to Rank 7!" <Nova> "I am so close to Rank 8 I can almost smell it. I think I'll go kick a puppy, that'll get me up there." <saladofstones> "If I cause a baby to cry five more times, I'll get +5 to my magic stat" <JBridge> I thought that'd bump up CHA, if anything. <Nova> "If I steal candy from eleven more babies, I'll get +3 Strength, but I dunno, man. Strength is my dump stat, maybe it'd be better to work on my Magic some more."
<Barcode[Starcraft> y'awl ohtakooze are trash <Barcode[Starcraft> sci fi and western mecha for me <GMH> hahahahahaha <GMH> i thought you wrote "ohtakoozie" <GMH> that sounds like a midwestern town <GMH> someone needs to write about a fictional minnesota town called ohtakoozie <GMH> populated by geeks <IllFlower> It's like Lake Wobegon, except nobody cares.
<AliceTensei> Oddly, this torrent also has the OSTs. <Barcode> Orbital Shock Troopers. <AliceTensei> Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaka. <AliceTensei> ...Actually, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakode. <Barcode> That just sounds like your british accent shining through! <RocketDude> Or some drawn-out Boston pronunciation <RocketDude> Pahk the Bahkode at Hahvahd Yahd
<GMH> Hey Hollywood! <GMH> Get out of here! We don't serve lib'rals here! * Hollywood has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<Nitya> okay you're never going to believe what just happened <Nitya> I plugged my netbook into a printer, hit "print" in my browser, and it printed what I wanted it to print immediately. <Nitya> Plus, this is Linux. And I've never printed anything with it before. <JBridge> Impossible. <JBridge> Liar. <Nitya> Should I like... sacrifice some small animal in thanks? <Nitya> There weren't any configuration screens. It just happened. <Miijhal> the gods of technology smile upon you