<Barcode> unlike TECHNAWLJEE, which invariably is plumes of smoke and gears
<Barcode> do not stand near plumes of gears

<IllFlower> Good morning, zeroplusalpha. How's the marketing copy treating you? ;)
<zeroplusalpha> OK, that's scary, you remembered something I said buried under a discussion about indie computer games from yesterday.
<IllFlower> If you pretend I'm a computer like everyone else does, it becomes slightly less scary.
<zeroplusalpha> Uh, I *did* pretend. Now I'm not so sure it's necessary to.
<JuanCarlos> So you mean to say that a sentient computer is not scary at all

<Nitya> "Silence of the Electric Sheep's final cut version!  Deckard and Hannibal's replicant have a showdown!"

<Nova> kiwis are the worst bird
<Nova> worship owls instead
<Alkthash> Do you really want to go down this road Nova? Dark thinks lie down this path
<Alkthash> Bluh. I don't want to hear another thing about owls. The next person who says anything about the devil birds will get cut. Immediately after that I will lick the wound to savor their fear and surprise. But not content that they have been kissed twice, first by my steel and then by my hate, I will whisper 8 words in their ear. And then they will take five steps and have their heart stop as a host of maggots begins to crawl out their eyes
<Alkthash> Eventually enveloping their body in a coccoon of festering pain and despair.
<Alkthash> And then I will drop the spaghetti to get senpai to notice me

<Barcode> cat. CZT
<Barcode> CAT
<Barcode> my face is not an appropriate lounging location

<AliceTensei> I'm not even sure who Lisa Frank is, but whatever.
<Puffin> non-90s kid spotted
<AliceTensei> I'm not American!
<Alicia> Oh, so you're *definitely* not a 90s kid then?

<Aeka> @yt worst song ever
<@Omnipresence> Aeka: YouTube: Rebecca Black - Friday (OFFICIAL VIDEO), 129866975 views: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

* Barcode[out] unfurls his age-peen
<Saladofstones> also saying unfurl and anytype of peen afterwards is just nasty
<Saladofstones> I just imagined this giant floppy worm thing coming out like one of those party fweezers
<Barcode[out]> Complete with the noise

<Nitya> also i know a decent amount of physics and i'm pretty sure that learning physics is no guarantee that you're going to know physics
* Charlatan aims the LHC at Nitya
<Nitya> for example, the LHC is several kilometers across, and also a circle
<Nitya> hard to aim

<jseblan> "Tropicana Essentials with Added Calcium and Vitamin D is an excellent source of Calcium and Vitamin D." NO SHIT SHERLOCK MY MIND IS BLOWN