<Foombazzle> and every time I take a cab it seems like the gahmens put up another f*cking ero gantry. Cant seem to go anywhere without going through like 3 of the buggers now <Foombazzle> *erp <IllFlower> An ero gantry would be something else entirely. <Foombazzle> well they both put their hands in your pocket and leave you feeling screwed
<IllFlower> Ah, still no replies. I knew I should have picked something that required less creativity and more snowclones.
<Nitya> «Lactase can be purchased as a food supplement, and is added to milk to produce "lactose-free" milk products.» that's kinda cool
<Nitya> you can't digest this stuff, so we'll just add what you need to digest it for you
<Nitya> imagine going to a restaurant and buying a digestive tract with your meal
<Nitya> maybe renting would be more convenient.
<Barcode> yeah.
<Barcode> i imagine someone wrote a biopunk story where this happens.
<Barcode> ("no, but I will")
<blamspam> I'M LIKE A PORNO FLICK <--why does she sing this, this late <blamspam> my sister thinks it's okay to play Kid Rock songs loudly at 2:00 am <JackMackerel> What does that even /mean/. <Puffin> use your imagination <Nitya> cheaply produced and smeared with unpleasant fluids <Lin_Chong> It means that they're cheap, ribald, disgusting, and they promote the exploitation of human beings.
<Nitya> How often do you Google yourself? <-- I cannot read this except as a stupid masturbation reference <JuanCarlos> so, googling people = sex? <Nitya> sure <JuanCarlos> ah, ok. brb googling hot women
<Rotty> Divine penis blood, coursing through your veins. <Kashchei> sounds like a metal song <SyntheticPsephology> No, it sounds like something Wicked would Google here at intervals for no discernable reason.
<Barcode> cat. CZT <Barcode> CAT <Barcode> my face is not an appropriate lounging location
<IllFlower> "iOS developer Kaleb Butt noticed yet another feature" // must not make this guy the butt of a joke... must...
<JBridge> Sadly, that's not the first time I've seen mermaid porn with impossible undergarments.
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