Room 208

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#1053

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Saladofstones> well it might be cool to say I studied in Cuba but I doubt that could work for my major
<Juan> but what if
<Juan> you KILL CASTRO during your tenure as a cuban international student
<Juan> what if that
<Saladofstones> holy fuck I'd be the director of the FBI for life
<Saladofstones> I'd probably get my own private guantanamo
<Juan> Saladanamo
<Saladofstones> Prepare to get stoned
<Juan> "We combine our war crimes with our stones to give you a fine torture experience"

#410

Rated 30 by 4 users
<taelor> So apparently, alice = lewis carrol's penis.

#657

Rated 70 by 15 users
<JBridge> Should I rant on realism in hentai, or go back to playing my game?
<Motoko> JBridge, I'm ashamed to say that I'd like to hear your rant, just to see how depraved you can get!
<JBridge> OK.
<JBridge> First of all, relationships.
<JBridge> I am of the opinion that virgins should never write porn.
<Motoko> nononononononono, I didn't actually mean that you should *do* it, JBridge!
<JBridge> See, now you have me started!
[... five minutes later ...]
<JBridge> Anyway, back to Driver: San Francisco.
<JBridge> Even though I'm in Marin right now.
<Motoko> Why aren't you just taking a car out and driving around the real San Francisco?
<Motoko> Such a missed opportunity, JBridge.
<ponicalica> Motoko: Are you encouraging JBridge again?
<ponicalica> Remember what happened last time you did that?
<Motoko> At least he wouldn't be in here talking about porn!

#4

Rated 70 by 9 users
<SpruceZeus> HOLY JUMPED-UP JUNIPER ON AN EXPRESSWAY
<SpruceZeus> YOU LEAF-EATING SON OF A SIDEWALK
<SpruceZeus> YOU MANGY IMPROPERLY CALIBRATED BEARER OF AN ECHIDNA
<SpruceZeus> MAY ALL YOUR TOENAILS TURN PURPLE AND YOUR NEIGHBORS SING CHER'S GREATEST HITS UNTIL YOU GO COMPLETELY INSANE

#1278

Rated 34 by 20 users
<Barcode> fan...fanta....roll.......get it
<feepbot> Barcode: I do not understand .......get it!
<Barcode> that's too fucking bad, feepbot

#757

Rated 51 by 4 users
<ponicalica> EGG?
<ponicalica> You have to think in German, baka Shinji.
<BarcRockShooter> Eriginal Gnime Gideo

#2

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Noimporta> Oh, come on, these guys spend all their time RPing, how the hell am I supposed to find a few specific posts 
<IllFlower> They think you're a sentient outgrowth of the forum software? 
<Noimporta> Well, that seems to be my function now 
<Noimporta> So I guess that makes us related

#1141

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Nitya> look, man. i'm not an alternate universe hitler who writes about cars. cars aren't my thing! go ask hitler if you want that kind of detail

#292

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Alkthash> Yen notes danmaku?
<Alkthash> Somebody make that fangame.
<zeroplusalpha> I believe that's called "investment banking."

#112

Rated 61 by 6 users
<JBridge> BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MY BIG-ASS HARD DRIVES.
<ponicalica> Your big ass-hard drives?