<Arisaka> Crap, now I'm imagining Moot in a Vita costume weilding Graf Eisen with B& printed on it.

<Juan> oh. i just make fun of you whenever possible. :p
<ponicalica> that's how I know you love me
<Juan> forever and always <3<3
<Charlatan> @ponicalica: WHAT ABOUT OUR SPECIAL LOVE ;_;
<ponicalica> you just weren't here for me, and I needed someone to fill the void
<Juan> I...I...I'm speechless, poni. Speechless. ;~;
<ponicalica> do you no longer love me? ;_;
* Charlatan buttseckses Juan and Poni
<Charlatan> PROBLEM SOLVED!

<Saladofstones> Korea was, in gentle terms
<Saladofstones> a complete fuck up logistics wise
<Saladofstones> since we forget Korea had mountains
<Nitya> "fuck what's that thing" "sir it's a mountain" "a wha- FUCK"

<Nitya> writing fortran while not owning a slide rule is a syntax error

<Nitya> Is "Voyages Through Weight Space" the name of a niche porno, a high school math textbook, or what
<JuanCarlos> porno math textbook
<Nitya> and it's actually the name of, shockingly, a neuro paper
<Nitya> the subtitle is "Network Models of an Escape Reflex in the Leech"
<Nitya> which is probably not a porno but I'm not 100% on that

<Solstace> HEY, NITYA, I HAVE A PDF FOR YOU!
<Nitya> OMGF!!!!!
<Nitya> ...oh my godding fuck? hm

<jseblan> I'm downloading Oblivion at 600 kbps, this is great
<jseblan> It's usually 250-300 kbps
<Charlatan> STOP
<Charlatan> YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

<IllFlower> "Is this better than the Hamas dubstep?" // on a scale of "weird things to see right as you're checking in", this is pretty high

<IllFlower> I like how it tells you it's 998.9701(17) cubic feet-millimetres of mercury per kelvin-pound-mole.
* Nitya sobs
<Nitya> i hate america. not for the renditions or the CIA or wars or labor rights. for kelvin pound moles

<Puffin> also, I tried raw milk for the first time today. very tasty. go bribe a farmer and get some
<Haven> Sounds like a raw deal
<FTLIicia> That was udderly hilarious.
<Juan> what is wrong with you people
<FTLIicia> Everything.