<Alkthash> the minesweeper fix has turned me onto a whole new genre of smut.

<Electivirus> @shit Poni/Fast Eddie

<Nitya> Mostly I just liked the idea of depressurization alarms
<Nitya> childhood fear o' mine
<Barcode> ooooo ooo ooo sweet childhoodfear o' mine
<Barcode> *horrible high pitch guitar*

<Fiora> So like, if you mix us, you get a tasty lemonade?
<Fiora> So like, does this mean me/Illflower is called "lemonade" now
<IllFlower> Fanfiction has taught me to regard anything related to lemons with some skepticism!
<Fiora> ... good point :<
<Fiora> Um... limeade!
<ponicalica> Isn't lime also a pornographic fanfic genre?
<Fiora> ... I... wouldn't know ._.
<Nova> i think it's softcore, if i remember correctly
<kingCrackers> Lemons, limes, oranges.
<Nova> I don't think oranges are a term.
<Nitya> they are delicious, however.
<kingCrackers> If it's a citrus, it's got fucking.
<divert_time> what about tangerines, in that case?
<divert_time> or clementines?
<Nitya> Also delicious.
<ponicalica> those are the kinky stuff
<divert_time> grapefruit
<Fiora> Stop associating tasty fruits with porn >_<
<divert_time> I don't want to know what kind of fanfic grapefruits stand for
<Nova> hey, we haven't even gotten into apples yet
<Fiora> ahhhhhhhh ._.
<kingCrackers> Clearly there is a fanfic genre called beef.

<Nitya> but pink is (nearly) the color of communism, comfrade!
<RocketDude> @Barcode: Oh yeah, how does that zoom level config work? Like, can you still use the scroll wheel for switching weapons?
<saladofstones> gay communism?
<saladofstones> I wonder if you have marxist-feminist critiques
<RocketDude> No, gay communism does not help with sniping.
<Nitya> marxist feminism exists, sure.
<ColorPrinter> I come back and the topic is gay communism
<ColorPrinter> alright

* IllFlower hugs Mio-chan before throwing her out of the nearest window at high initial velocity: "fly, moe, fly!"
* Mio-chan squeals.

<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.

<Fawriel> I've got hay fever. ... And a cold. ... they stack.

<Nitya> .decide listen to shitty pop via youtube | listen to shitty pop via nightmares beamed into your mind from things beyond existence
<RocketDude> Granted, YouTube is probably a better medium than the latter
<Nitya> You'd be surprised!  The reception is usually pretty great.
<JuanC> RocketDude: you clearly haven't use Things Beyond Existence's services. I tell you, man, they're about be as big as YT is
<Nitya> Only once the stars are right again. Then we will dance through the ruined halls of Tsochari to the mad theremin of Commisar Schilling, as has our ancestors on Xoth once did
<IllFlower> I hate the advertisements, though. They really went downhill when they started reading your mind to sell you things.

<Nitya> look, man. i'm not an alternate universe hitler who writes about cars. cars aren't my thing! go ask hitler if you want that kind of detail