<Barcode> i live in a static discharge hell. just a constant fucking electron bukkake.

<Nitya> IRC isn't a bitch, IRC is a beautiful woman, you just call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy

<Arha> Titillation: Like ventilation, only with tits

<Nitya> argh
<Nitya> my dad found a set of ten identical cowboy hats with stars and stripes on them
<Nitya> "i've got a hat for every day"

<Nitya> yeah, when i look at animals i think "this should be bigger and full of radioisotopes" too.

<Barcode> fast track to internet fame. photoshop jimbo wales's face onto a Yojimbo poster. subtitle it Yojimbo Wales.
<jseblan> or use Gimp
<jseblan> Gimpo Wales

<Puffin> I WANT SUFFERING

<Dove> Back
<GuitarBizarre> Dove - Am I to assume you're Black Dove?
<lockon> 'lo dovey
<lockon> only one way to find out
<lockon> ALICE ALICE ALICE?
<Dove> Yeah ALICE!
<lockon> ALIIIIIIICE!
<Dove> Yes, I'm black Dove.
<Dove> ALIIIIIIIIIIIIICEE
<Dove> There.

<Korgmeister>  I love the delete key. It helps my posts to suck less.

<Arha> I was going to make a statement about how I secretly like all the people I bitch about but someone would probably put a quote of it into the database and I would never live it down