<BarcoProxy> it hurts me to say this but it might be possible that after this is done I will have to say of evangelion "at least it wasn't ergo proxy" <Nitya> you have the weirdest standards. <BarcoProxy> my standards are "looks cool and makes sense" but nothing fits both of them! * BarcoProxy buries his head in his hands. * Nitya pats BarcoProxy on the shoulder before starting to speak an old french poem about sex in backwards hebrew * BarcoProxy screams.
<Barcode> black junk shooter <Charlatan> SHOT IN THE JUNK <SpruceZeus> c/` and you're to blame c/`
<JBridge> I remember back around my sophomore year in high school, two girls came up to me, and asked if I had fallopian tubes. I said no, and mentioned something about their epidermis showing. <JBridge> Now however, I realize how I SHOULD'VE responded. <JBridge> "Yes. They're not mine, but I DO have them. If you want to see, I could bring the jar in some time." <GuitarBizarre> Yeah. Flirting, disgusting, and witty in one fell swoop <GuitarBizarre> you'd have been knee deep in vagina by the time you turned around <Jayden> Ewwwww <Jayden> As a friendly word of advice; it's not your leg you're supposed to stuff in there <Jayden> If you're knee deep in vagina you're doing it very wrong <GuitarBizarre> Jayden: or horrifically right!
<Rig> I'm like stairs because it's a lot of work to get me up, but going down can be lots of fun.
<Saladofstones> there was a saga of mendel and anne frank becoming a couple <Haven> that's allele too much to handle
<ponicalica> for some reasno I'm reading that as an advice dog type thing <ponicalica> TAKE A MOMENT <ponicalica> (picture of some animal) <ponicalica> PONDER THE DEPTHS OF YOUR INSIGNIFICANCE
<Myrdradek> I had a dream someone on #yackfest wanted to know if, historically, it was accurate that cowboys fucked holes in the ground <Haruspex> what did we conclude <Alicia> Sorry I asked man <Rig> I’ve never heard of that. <Rig> But I want to know if that’s accurate. <Haruspex> shit what if we're in mydradek's dream right n <Alicia> oh man <Myrdradek> Google is inconclusive <JBridge> Myrdradek: There's like two recorded instances of it. I can't find the sources right now, though. <Myrdradek> o_o <Alicia> Thank you based JBridge. <JBridge> You're welcome.
<Puffin> I thought Dr. Who was supposed to be a whimsical show for small children <taelor> isn't there a spin off with tons of sex and violence. <Rig> Yeah <Rig> Torchwood. <Myrmidon> Well DW is supposed to be more of a family show <Barcode> iirc doctor who still features shit like demons that snap people's necks when they're not looking and stuff, so like. not toddlers <Nitya> don't you remember that carmen sandiego episode where she steals American credibility in 'nam
<NonIndicativeHandle> I am currently reading through the quote database, and I'm not pleased... why am I in it so little? what do I have to do for you to quote me? DO I HAVE TO WRITE IN ALLCAPS? Do I have to talk about Masturbation? Do I have to kill Parable?
<Zakdos> damn you british and your crazy inventions to always be at GMT! <GuitarBizarre> We're british. Crazy inventions are what we do whenever we're not trying to persuade the Irish and Scottish to come to war. <Zakdos> you invented the non-metric system <GuitarBizarre> Sometimes we even make crazy inventions to get the Irish and Scottish to come to war. <Zakdos> hey, that's what I like to call optimization <GuitarBizarre> We call it imperialism.