<Yukihime> "Nitya looked down at his shoes, his voice occasionally cracking through tears. 'you don't understand, ivoryRum. I'm not like the rest of you. I'm an exception.' <Yukihime> "ivoryRum took Nitya's hand in his, running his fingers over the folds of his palm. 'I know,' he said. 'that's why I knew I had to catch you.' " <ivoryRum> Oh god. <Nitya> are you high
<CTrombley> Lupin was sittin' all sexy like, but Snape didn't give a damn as all his damns had just been stolen. Snape picked up Lupin by the ear and punched him in the eye. Lupin wrestled Snape to the ground and they pulled each other's hair and shredded each other's clothes. Don't know why, but they did. The fight paused, partly because they were old, exhausted men but mostly because Spike Jones was standing above them laughing evilly. <CTrombley> Snapes could feel the blood throb out of his enormous nose, obviously. The problem was that he could feel Lupin touching his throbbing member. <CTrombley> "FOOOLS!" bellowed Spike Jones in his middle range, unimpressive voice. "I have gathered you here today for one reason! Only I can have the worlds greatest collection of bric a brac! Only I, the artist, can truly appreciate its power, its majesty, the power of junk to communicate the very soul!" <CTrombley> "We've been double crossed!" observed Snape inaccurately. The professor was rendered slow witted by the recent events. "There is only one way to defeat Spike Jones..." said Lupin. Snape looked at him and slowly realized ... That he could just use magic to solve this situation. He did. The End.
<IllFlower> oh, I was wondering how long it would take for another JBridge porn quote to show up in the QDB queue.
<GuitarBizarre> GENTLEMEN <GuitarBizarre> I PRESENT YOU, TOUHOU MUSIC THAT DOESN'T SUCK! <GuitarBizarre> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnjdpwCCP0w <Foombazzle> GuitarBizarre is recomending Touhou music? Can the Rapture be far behind?
*** Nitya entered the room <Iverum> As I was saying, Solstace becomes jealous of Jackerel's open 'affection' for Nitya and opens his heart (among other things) to Nitya in response. <Iverum> Shit. <Iverum> He's back. <Nitya> okay nevermind *** Nitya left the room
<Nitya> IllFlower, I.... I have something to confess. Ever since I first saw your shimmering Monospace on my screen, I've had... urges. You're just so beautiful. I want to shuck those twin l's with my slithering man-meat.
<Puffin> My mom did a lot of it in college and really enjoyed it <Puffin> by it, I mean ethnomusicology, and also weed
<JackMackerel> Oh god <JackMackerel> They have a fucking Snuggie carol <TParadox> Ebenezer Snuggie! You shall be visited tonight by three blankets!
<HederaHelix> I panic whenever I'm getting a B in stuff <Puffin> you don't need to panic, I don't think <Puffin> grades don't reflect learning, in my experience <Nitya> no, but they do reflect grades.
<Noimporta> OK, now that I know Bin Laden's death, there's no reason for me to stay alive... <Noimporta> Awake, I mean, awake. <Noimporta> So later.