Room 208

Quote database

#800

Rated 65 by 7 users
<LORd> Does anyone know of a girl with a customizable soundtrack, actually?
<Barcode> a girl?
<LORd> ...
<LORd> *game
<LORd> fuck you ponicalica this is totally your fault
<ponicalica> only Buttercup gets to fuck me, sorry

#1232

Rated 69 by 14 users
<Juan> yo at the risk of sounding like someone with a death wish
<JBridge> Do it.
<Nitya> jbridge............................
<JBridge> What?

#128

Rated 77 by 62 users
<Arha> I like my women like I like my coffee
<Arha> COVERED IN BEES
<Noimporta> You have an unusual taste in coffee.

#249

Rated 70 by 15 users
<Yubiseiharukana> 'With the risque "HaXXXor" series of low-budget films, Nmap makes the leap from Science fiction to soft-core pornography.'
<VerticalPig> "No, don't probe that port... no, please... oh... /Why am I responding to his intrusion? He hasn't even authenticated properly aaaaaaah/"

#1040

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Tibetanfox> Dealing with humans is marginally less infuriating than dealing with technology. They're also much more consistent and easy to manipulate.

#442

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Tibetanfox> Like the main thing that causes different eras is everyone changing their mind about the Emperor.
<Tibetanfox> If EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = TRUE THEN "FUCK THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> if EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = FALSE THEN "WE NEED TO RESTOR THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> That's Japan's history in two lines of code.

#826

Rated 21 by 1 user
<Alkthash> Not the waffle cone shape, the pictures of women looking at you while you pee.

#632

Rated 38 by 5 users
<barcode> "please don’t be ashamed to like something, though! i get so many messages that are like “awe man im so embarrassed of liking hetalia/anime/ect.” it’s not your responsibility to babysit any less unsavory people in your fandom. be proud of your interests!! if you’re a good person that is all that matters.  " but….camping as a moeification of a beach-head

#503

Rated 19 by 12 users
-!- JackMackerel is now known as ARooster
<+Alkthash> Stop being a cock Jackerel.

#375

Rated 65 by 12 users
<IllFlower> Well, if I had a nickel for every morning I woke up and thought "maybe I shouldn't be running an IRC channel", I'd probably have five dollars by now.