<IllFlower> I've heard all number of conflicting things. All I know is that when I wake up, there is a good chance of me being tired. <Zakdos> don't wake up then <IllFlower> Zakdos: Yeah, I'll just run this channel in my DREAMS, with a DREAM IRC CLIENT on my DREAM COMPUTER <IllFlower> And on my DREAM COMPUTER I will run THE ELECTRIC SHEEP SCREEN SAVER, thus opening myself up to A LARGE AMOUNT OF SILLY ANDROID JOKES
<Alexcalibur> "Symbol [Bat], Uniform [Armor]. Maid roots: [Hereditary Maid]. Stress reaction: [Violence]. Powers: Skill[Lie Detector], Skill[Stalking]" <Alexcalibur> holy fuck, BGTB <Alexcalibur> you rolled fucking BATMAID
<Lin_Chong18> Most people don't insert their fingers in their anuses at the thought of harmonicas. There are individuals who do, and that's fine, but most don't.
<IllFlower> Good morning, zeroplusalpha. How's the marketing copy treating you? ;) <zeroplusalpha> OK, that's scary, you remembered something I said buried under a discussion about indie computer games from yesterday. <IllFlower> If you pretend I'm a computer like everyone else does, it becomes slightly less scary. <zeroplusalpha> Uh, I *did* pretend. Now I'm not so sure it's necessary to. <JuanCarlos> So you mean to say that a sentient computer is not scary at all
<Lin_Chong> I really wonder about these advertising policies. <Lin_Chong> Why do the bait-and-switch at all? <Alkthash> Because tits are a fast way to get attention? <Lin_Chong> Once people realize that it's not ecchi and instead a cheap MMPORG, then they'll just leave. <Alkthash> Well yeah. But a few will stay around. <TParadox> "BOOBIES! Oh, an MMO? Sure, why not." <Alkthash> Oh wait I have to pay to do anything fun? <TParadox> [[strike:It's just like real women!]]
<IllFlower> RocketDude: The way you said "Filipino dad" makes me think now that you have an array of dads of different ethnicities lined up. It's an amusing mental image
<Arha> If I had a million nazis~ <Arha> (If I had a million nazis) <Arha> I'd buy you jews for your stoves <Arha> but not real jews that's cruel
Nitya: It's like the ruins of a building, but with words.
<IllFlower> I am going to font-weight your position into a root beer float on top of a background-repeat in the opacity shales, you stupid CSS declaration.
<IllFlower> Oh, we can recruit Nitya as our second voice actor. Nitya, can you say "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~"? <Nitya> if you give me a tongue depresser <IllFlower> Not that kind of "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~". More of the kind that you would make when ivoryRum violates your innocence.