Room 208

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#1173

Rated 45 by 9 users
<ponicalica> what was the name of the grad student who killed his advisor
<ponicalica> ted streleski
<AliceTensei> "In 1993 Streleski was turned down for a fare box repair position with the San Francisco Municipal Railway after his crimes came to light." He might... murder the fare box?
<Nitya> 16th year pursuing his doctorate <-- ._.
<GMH> > after his crimes came to light
<GMH> > crimes
<GMH> isn't this just one crime?
<GMH> someone go fix that
<GMH> i don't feel like signing into wikipedia
<ponicalica> you can edit wikipedia anonymously
<GMH> i don't feel like it
<Corvidium> there are two crimes
<Corvidium> the first is the murder, obviously
<Corvidium> the second is being in grad school for 16 years
<Nitya> done
<Corvidium> Nitya, why did you introduce an error into Wikipedia
<Nitya> spite
<Nitya> fuck the world

#967

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Buttercupistiny> he stays awake as long as he can, crashes into a nap, cannot fall asleep, does not take melatonin and then gets frustrated when he cannot sleep
<Juan> sounds like quite the image of health, Buttercupistiny
<CentralAvenue> So like a month ago I randomly became obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls and now this obsession WON'T GO AWAY
<Buttercupistiny> I will beat him with plushies until he learns the value of the powerpuff girls
<Buttercupistiny> that is not what I meant to write
<Rig> No, I imagine not.
<Buttercupistiny> the value of taking his melatonin
<CentralAvenue> So once again, the poni is asleep, thanks to THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
<CentralAvenue> ...Actually with you being "Buttercup" that makes too much sense

#800

Rated 65 by 7 users
<LORd> Does anyone know of a girl with a customizable soundtrack, actually?
<Barcode> a girl?
<LORd> ...
<LORd> *game
<LORd> fuck you ponicalica this is totally your fault
<ponicalica> only Buttercup gets to fuck me, sorry

#1297

Rated 41 by 8 users
<Nitya> oh my god she got hit by a bus ahahaha

#756

Rated 65 by 7 users
<SpruceZeus> Looking at some Rob Liefeld art gave me an idea
<stiva> ... that sentence terrifies me, SpruceZeus

#1275

Rated 65 by 7 users
[after discussion of Genesis 38:8-10 and Matthew 5:28]
<Buttercupistiny> all of you need to go to the mass confessions this advent season
<Buttercupistiny> good gravy
<bogo_lode> is that a euphemism for the product of masturbation?
<Buttercupistiny> DOUBLE CONFESSION
<bogo_lode> "i confess… that Buttercupistiny kept saying salacious things and putting immoral images into my brain"

#450

Rated 62 by 11 users
<StarGirl00> European wieners are tasty

#625

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Tzetzuo> @w music in nazi germany
<Omnipresence> Tzetzuo: Wikipedia (full-text): Propaganda: Propaganda is a form of communication that is aimed at influencing the attitude of a community toward some cause or position so ... — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propaganda
<Tzetzuo> That answers that.

#1006

Rated 60 by 10 users
<JBridge> Testing video games is a lot like doing porn.
<JBridge> Both jobs take something you'd normally enjoy doing, but you have to do it how and when your bosses want.
<JBridge> And you have to do it all the time, which is probably the biggest reason why both jobs are shit.
<zeroplusalpha> Testing video games is worse because the build isn't even complete yet, most of the time.

#58

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Zizoz> @seen zizoz
<Omnipresence> Zizoz: I hope you know the answer to that question already!