Room 208

Quote database

#1008

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni.
<Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back.
<Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls.
<Iverum> Welp.
<Iverum> We can leave now.
<Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace.
<Xeniera> Hahahahahaha
<Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.

#251

Rated 50 by 13 users
<JBridge> @crackship
<Omnipresence> Crack shipping: JBridge / JBridge

#434

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Raine|Saigyouji|DDP> One day, there will be a forum with no basketcases. It will consist of a single post saying "Hello".

#492

Rated 60 by 10 users
<IllFlower> Well, programming for giant robots probably involves runtime analysis /somewhere/, don't you think?
<IllFlower> "SIR OUR POWER LEVELS ARE ASYMPTOTICALLY BOUND BY X SQUARED"
<IllFlower> "NO THAT'S NO GOOD WE HAVE TO GO EXPONENTIAL"
<IllFlower> "BUT SIR THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE"
<IllFlower> "NO ALGORITHMS BE DAMNED WE ARE GOING E TO THE GODDAMN X"

#82

Rated 69 by 14 users
<NonIndicativeHandle> I am currently reading through the quote database, and I'm not pleased... why am I in it so little? what do I have to do for you to quote me? DO I HAVE TO WRITE IN ALLCAPS? Do I have to talk about Masturbation? Do I have to kill Parable?

#1153

Rated 57 by 5 users
<ponicalica> @g ゆで卵
<Omnipresence> http://oshiete.goo.ne.jp/qa/1886830.html — ゆで卵の作り方 - 料理レシピ - 教えて!goo
<ponicalica> @g okay yeah why was I expecting anything from that
<Omnipresence> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/quotes — Dumb & Dumber (1994) - Quotes - IMDb
<ponicalica> ................................
<ponicalica> very rude, omni

#287

Rated 18 by 24 users
<Dove> Back
<GuitarBizarre> Dove - Am I to assume you're Black Dove?
<lockon> 'lo dovey
<lockon> only one way to find out
<lockon> ALICE ALICE ALICE?
<Dove> Yeah ALICE!
<lockon> ALIIIIIIICE!
<Dove> Yes, I'm black Dove.
<Dove> ALIIIIIIIIIIIIICEE
<Dove> There.

#351

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Lin_Chong> I really wonder about these advertising policies.
<Lin_Chong> Why do the bait-and-switch at all?
<Alkthash> Because tits are a fast way to get attention?
<Lin_Chong> Once people realize that it's not ecchi and instead a cheap MMPORG, then they'll just leave.
<Alkthash> Well yeah. But a few will stay around.
<TParadox> "BOOBIES! Oh, an MMO? Sure, why not."
<Alkthash> Oh wait I have to pay to do anything fun?
<TParadox> [[strike:It's just like real women!]]

#1255

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Barcode> oh my god i'm on question nineteen just tell me what kind of gay i am

#1278

Rated 34 by 20 users
<Barcode> fan...fanta....roll.......get it
<feepbot> Barcode: I do not understand .......get it!
<Barcode> that's too fucking bad, feepbot