<Saladofstones> also had a nightmare where the world was being attacked by gross looking demons <Saladofstones> and I happened to get called up by my friend and said "hey all these demons are killing people, we need a janitor, and you need some money. You game?" <Saladofstones> cue me cleaning up blood and putting heads and limbs in buckets while demon apocalypse <Barcode> your friend has his priorities straight
<Solstace> The little girls probably have to fellate, too. <Nitya> evil life suckers <LORd[Nisemonogatari]> oh. makes sense I guess (much as it pains to say) *** Dove has joined #yackfest <Arha> It's always nice to come into the channel and have the first thing you read be about little girls fellating *** Dove has quit [Client Quit] <Arha> You never let me down, yackfest *** Legionnaire has quit [Client Quit]
<IllFlower> Ha, so IE-tan apparently has a name - Inori Aizawa. <ponicalica> the real question is: how long until Mozilla, Google, and Apple make their own? <IllFlower> I'm imagining Jony Ive sitting down for one of those five-minute videos, except about a moe anthropomorphisation. <IllFlower> "We removed all unnecessary lines, emphasising the core features of iTan that appeal to audiences." "Her boobs, right?" "Yes, yes."
<saladofstones> last time I QDB'd something I broke it <saladofstones> and I don't think the all-mighty Illflower will stand for it again <RocketDude> Just try it again. <RocketDude> I'd do it, but lazy <saladofstones> if I break everything I blame barcode <Nitya> And barcode can blame Jackerel, thus completing the cycle. <saladofstones> and then jackerel can get banned for our sins <RocketDude> But who will Jackerel blame? <Nitya> It doesn't matter because we'll kickban him because he's obviously lying and it was his fault. <Barcode> forgive us, Vater, for we do not know what we do.
<Nitya> How often do you Google yourself? <-- I cannot read this except as a stupid masturbation reference <JuanCarlos> so, googling people = sex? <Nitya> sure <JuanCarlos> ah, ok. brb googling hot women
<iamb> It's like riffing an acid trip with explosions.
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<GuitarBizarre> TVTropes Forums - If your urge to kill isn't rising, you're mistakenly reading 4chan!
<Nitya> 2016 is going to be the International Year of Pulses what does that even mean i love it <Fiora> beep <Fiora> beep <Fiora> beep <Fiora> beep <Fiora> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulse_(legume) ? <Rig> Darling, 2016 can be the year you make my pulse race. <Rig> Or beans. <Rig> It could be beans.
<IllFlower> wise uncle zeroplusalpha, who is also occasionally a mean uncle <zeroplusalpha> Is there any other kind of uncle? <ponicalica> creepy uncle <zeroplusalpha> OK, apart from that one. <IllFlower> he's got a bit of that too *cough*moe anime*cough* <zeroplusalpha> Oi. <zeroplusalpha> I have at *least* two more years before my anime folder puts me on government watchlists.