<bogo_lode> unless your books are all super obscure and you attempt to use them to make epeen points about how smrt you are <Nitya> well some are kind of obscure but i'm not the peen type. let alone epeen, which would be a weird thing to show off in the real world <Barcode> "I'm not the peen type" nitya's dating profile
<jseblan> AUGH <jseblan> AAAUUUUGH FUCK <jseblan> AWWW YESSS <RocketDude> Enjoying yourself, jseblan?
Barcode[blending]: There is a Rambo Street in walking distance from me. Barcode[blending]: SORRY FUCKRES Barcode[blending]: FUCKERS* Foombazzle: fuck-res, the new HD standard for porn
<Rig> I go back to work tomorrow. Actually excited about that. Should be getting new projects and junk. <Nitya> at the school thing? <Nitya> school... uh... whatever you did. <Rig> Emerging Media and Technology Department or whatever the fuck we call it to make it sound more impressive. <Barcode[spriting]> software engineering engineering solutions engineering dynamic. <Rig> + Design <Rig> That last bit is in Helvetica Neue.
<Barcode> i told you about the guy who painted a zizek portrait at some art thing i went to, right? * Nitya imagines Call of Cthulhu, but with the poets and sculptors arting zizek instead of cthulhu <Barcode> i had to walk down an alley, i was increasingly nervous about the people around me <Nitya> The alleyway had an oppressive quality Barcode could not stop to define. Not just the walls, but the masses of people around him seemed to press in. From the ghetto, they were, [about a paragraph of racism] until he came to rest at the stand. There, only there, did he look up, only to see the Slovenian
<IllFlower> Were we just all simultaneously in the shower? <IllFlower> Freaky. <Barcodrawing> Great. Now we're going to have to name this The Shower Incident. <Rig> Let's not.
<Alexcalibur> "Symbol [Bat], Uniform [Armor]. Maid roots: [Hereditary Maid]. Stress reaction: [Violence]. Powers: Skill[Lie Detector], Skill[Stalking]" <Alexcalibur> holy fuck, BGTB <Alexcalibur> you rolled fucking BATMAID
<Zakdos> damn you british and your crazy inventions to always be at GMT! <GuitarBizarre> We're british. Crazy inventions are what we do whenever we're not trying to persuade the Irish and Scottish to come to war. <Zakdos> you invented the non-metric system <GuitarBizarre> Sometimes we even make crazy inventions to get the Irish and Scottish to come to war. <Zakdos> hey, that's what I like to call optimization <GuitarBizarre> We call it imperialism.
<divert_time> Death is the everyday girl everyone wants to see when they die. Of course she gets boring if you have too much of her <Haven> But people are just dying to see her <Juan> I never could have dreamed of you making such an awful pun, Haven. Although I think you were destined to do it <Haven> As if you didn't desire it. <Juan> I am in the deppest despair at the thought <SpruceZeus> jesus christ enough puns, i'm getting delirious here <Juan> they are the endless puns
<IllFlower> Let me put it to you this way. TV Tropes is what you get after you put gender, biological sex, sexuality, and all types of romance into a blender, set it to "liquefy", and then chuck the blender out of the window because this is a terrible analogy.