<Soraya> Goliath Tarantula: 1 foot across, 1 inch long fangs. <Soraya> ... <Nitya> See, I just get a few thousands of those, and found my own country in, I dunno, the Balkans. <Soraya> And then they eventually hive mind, and overthrow you, using your carcass to lay their eggs. <Nitya> Practically noone will miss a few spider-infested mountains anyway, I betcha. <Nitya> Hey, I'm not one to stand in the way of progress.
<ponicalica> what was the name of the grad student who killed his advisor <ponicalica> ted streleski <AliceTensei> "In 1993 Streleski was turned down for a fare box repair position with the San Francisco Municipal Railway after his crimes came to light." He might... murder the fare box? <Nitya> 16th year pursuing his doctorate <-- ._. <GMH> > after his crimes came to light <GMH> > crimes <GMH> isn't this just one crime? <GMH> someone go fix that <GMH> i don't feel like signing into wikipedia <ponicalica> you can edit wikipedia anonymously <GMH> i don't feel like it <Corvidium> there are two crimes <Corvidium> the first is the murder, obviously <Corvidium> the second is being in grad school for 16 years <Nitya> done <Corvidium> Nitya, why did you introduce an error into Wikipedia <Nitya> spite <Nitya> fuck the world
<YuleSequitur> You know what's stupid? <YuleSequitur> Right-wingers seem to actually be genuinely outraged and surprised that teacher's assemblies are incredibly left-wing. <YuleSequitur> What the fuck do you expect? You put a bunch of overeducated, underpaid public-sector workers together in a room, you should be thankful they don't decide to take up arms and overthrow the government. <Kaliayev> especially when the last 6 months has seen a concerted attack on teachers from those very same right wing sources. then again, they were the people who brought us "we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?", so, you know... <YuleSequitur> That should be added before any mention of the GOP primary debates: "From the people who brought you 'we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?' it's the GOP PRIMARY DEBATES! Chapter 17!"
<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like? <Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help. <Barcodrawing> what
<ponicalica> I'm now imagining Matrix with red hair and fake boobs
<GravelordNito> I had a dream that I was a child abused pedophiliac owl with electric powers last night <GravelordNito> No idea what that says abou the <RocketDude> That you're a pedophilic sith master?
<SpruceZeus> !trope Internets <TropeBot> Trope Internets doesn't exist. Closest match: Rule Thirty Four http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour
<Nitya> fuck you can't sell tigers <Nitya> this is bullshit amazon
<ponicalica> the video where an egg was fried in death valley was cool even thought it led to assholes trying to fry eggs without fucking skillets <WildSeraph> Fucking the skillet is step number one in egg-frying. <ponicalica> you don't think it was butter I was frying my eggs with, did you?
<Nitya> "Pitches film where Scarlett Johansson uses 100% of her genome at once" <Myrdradek> She already does amiright guys * Myrdradek opens a beer can with his nose <Nitya> is that... a sex joke? i'm not sure.