<zeroplusalpha> Whatever it is, the answer is clearly not to stick a candle in your ear.
<GuitarBizarre> its a short term solution at best

<Barcode> I will admit I don't know why I bothered pursuing this line of thought but I have no idea why you guys are pretending that you can't bring a knife anywhere near your body without spontaneously amputating all of your limbs.

<TheWireblan> "If a virus killed everyone on earth except registered reddit users, what would society look like in 5 years?" I'd delete my account if I was warned beforehand

<JBridge> Sadly, that's not the first time I've seen mermaid porn with impossible undergarments.

<feep> using (ec, delta) { turn-left-x; turn-up-y; } // *MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA*
<feep> generally
<feep> if the comments start doing the maniacal laughter, that's a bad sign.

<RocketDude> Does the needle bounce back and 3awm,D
<RocketDude> X ]pw/
<RocketDude> *forth
<RocketDude> My KeyScrambler is rebelling against me. :<

<Rig> An excuse to ban someone is always fun for me.
<Nitya> anyway have you /cs clear users'd yet
<Rig> IllFlower doesn't let me.
<Rig> I have to kick everyone manually because dictatorship.
<Nitya> God damn it IllFlower you are the worst fucking tyrant.  Like come the fuck on, where are my death squads?  I want to be forced against a wall and obliterated by a misguided kid barely younger than I am who will think I was a threat to human peace for years, as he fights off the slowly dawning realization that "I was just following orders" won't be taken seriously

<Nitya> "You need a passport to buy bread." "Here you go." "This passport is not valid because you are naked in the passport photo. HA HAAAA HA HAHAHA" man i hate that dream

<IronyAdams> Hey GMH
<IronyAdams> Wanna join us? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvb54ylO-vw
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - Klezmer Bad Romance
<IronyAdams> Oops

<Arha> I like my women like I like my coffee
<Arha> COVERED IN BEES
<Noimporta> You have an unusual taste in coffee.