<Nitya> video game joke, libertarian joke, music joke, electronics joke, music joke <GMH> Why did Mario cross the road? To get to the Princess! Why was the Princess on the other side of the road? Because her job was over there! Why was her job over there? Because she gets so few gigs as an oboist! Why does she get so few gigs as a oboist? Because her case didn't contain a bigger hard drive! Why didn't her case contain a bigger hard drive? Because her instrument's repertoire is so small!
<JBridge> And yeah, like I said. I lost a lot of blood a few days ago. <Charlatan> Ouch. <JBridge> Yeah. <JBridge> Some crazy person jammed a needle into me. <JBridge> I lost about a pint, I think. <Charlatan> THIS IS WHY I SCREEN MY COCAINE DEALERS AHEAD OF TIME <JBridge> Hey, at least I got juice and Cheez-Its out of it.
<Fiora> ... okay, what the heck @_@ <Fiora> I just got summoned by a guy who refused to attack <Fiora> he just sat there with his shield, expecting me to shoot <Fiora> at some point we got double teamed and I was killed because he still refused to attack <Fiora> I um. I don't know what was going on there. <Fiora> like he was an okay meatshield but ????? <Alicia> Probably just takes him aegis't'slash. <Fiora> ALICIA
<Arisaka> I'd be interested in them, (see below) but 1) they cost around $110 too much for me and 2) I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a pair of cat ears. <AliceTensei> "Man found shot dead, pair of cat ears forcibly applied to his head." <Arisaka> Well, I didn't go down without a fight.
<Nitya> How often do you Google yourself? <-- I cannot read this except as a stupid masturbation reference <JuanCarlos> so, googling people = sex? <Nitya> sure <JuanCarlos> ah, ok. brb googling hot women
<feep> @seen Jack <Omnipresence> feep: Jack was last seen 14 hours ago changing nick to Tzetzuooooo. <feep> @seen Tzetzuooooo <Omnipresence> feep: Tzetzuooooo was last seen 14 hours ago changing nick to Dadaist. <feep> @seen Dadaist <Omnipresence> feep: Dadaist was last seen 14 hours ago quitting IRC with the message Quit: leaving. <feep> :( <feep> @seen Nitya <Omnipresence> feep: Nitya was last seen 10 hours ago changing nick to ChairOfIdeals. <feep> @seen ChairOfIdeals <Omnipresence> feep: ChairOfIdeals was last seen 9 hours ago changing nick to Lalonde. <feep> @seen Lalonde <Jackerel> Don't. <Omnipresence> feep: Lalonde was last seen 5 hours ago changing nick to Vau. <feep> .. <feep> oh dear. <Saigyouji> It's like a chain of Tzetzes. <feep> @seen Vau <Omnipresence> feep: Vau was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to Tsukasa. <feep> @seen Tsukasa <Omnipresence> feep: Tsukasa was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to asdfasdf. <feep> .. oh COME ON <JBridge> It's a Matryoshka doll of nicks. <feep> @seen asdfasdf <Omnipresence> feep: asdfasdf was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to AnShouji. <feep> NITYA <feep> I WILL MURDER YOU
<Beorc> Clearly you were male in all of your past lives and are now suffering extreme gender confusion, ShoujiAn. <ShoujiAn> I wouldn't say it's extreme really. <NorthNo2> It's only a mild ghost penis
<killerrabbit> excuse me a moment, I must give my thrice daily thanks to Athe
<IllFlower> "YOU DON'T GET TO 500 MILLION SLEEP DEPRIVED RAMBLES WITHOUT MAKING A FEW SENSICAL COMMENTS"
<feep> that should really have been on gfycat <feep> http://gfycat.com/LongBeneficialCock <feep> I DID NOT PICK THAT NAME