<IllFlower> oh, I did have a dream where I dropped a copy of the Sunday New York Times on a high school friend of mine. it was weird. <ponicalica> do all your romantic dreams involve the New York Times? <IllFlower> it's how I court girls, by dropping unpleasant facts on them.
* Yuanchosaan blinks <Yuanchosaan> I must be tired. I read the "Comics" subforum as "Conics", and spent a few seconds wondering when we had decided to devote an entire board to mathematics.
<GuitarBizarre> I'm now imagining a gigantic penis plane, carpet bombing a fat italian man's vagina with exploding semen. <GuitarBizarre> Thankyou internet.
<ColorPrinter> So in my dwarf fortress world there's a god depicted as an anchovy that once cursed a serpent woman and turned her into a were-giraffe. <ColorPrinter> I can't even make that shit up.
<IllFlower> HIT THE DAMN ALARM OFF BUTTON HINATA <IllFlower> STOP NARRATING AND HIT THE BUTTON <Fiora> NO ILLFLOWER THIS IS A VISUAL NOVEL <Fiora> THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES <Barcode> i saw the button. a big round button. the button would cause the plot to continue. continued plot, i thought <Barcode> > <Barcode> i reached for the button. my arm muscles contracted and relaxed to make this motion possible. my finger approached the round button. the button that would cause the plot to continue. <Barcode> wait, i thought. couldn't i delay the progression of the plot further? i stopped. waited. this seemed to be working.
<Nitya> "It is only equipped with a 12.6mm Vulcan, but it gets additional firepower by eating chili peppers or a car battery, after which the elephant becomes able to breathe fire or to shoot lightning from it's proboscis." it's an exciting time to be a soldier
<Myrdradek> Let me tell you about running as fast as you can and staying still: The Myrdradek story <Nitya> oh, good that you got a working treadmill <Barcode> ^ <ponicalica> ^ <Section42L> ^
<Zudak> because i'd rather talk about boners than politics or dumb people on the internet
<Solstace> HEY, NITYA, I HAVE A PDF FOR YOU! <Nitya> OMGF!!!!! <Nitya> ...oh my godding fuck? hm
<PorrimMaryam> DO YOU PET THEM NITYA <PorrimMaryam> do you <PorrimMaryam> chickens are cute <3 <Puffin> don't go petting folks' chickens, Aon :| <RocketDude> "Choking the chicken," am-ee-ree-tee <Cosman246> what's this about? <RocketDude> Nitya's chickens have gotten loose and Aon likes to pet their wattles. <jseblan> is that a double-entendre <PorrimMaryam> No it's not! <RocketDude> Maybe. *Sniff* Maybe. <PorrimMaryam> I'm not always a slut <PorrimMaryam> Just <PorrimMaryam> most of the time <RocketDude> Plus, that would imply that Nitya has multiple penii, but given how he is about penii to blamspam... <jseblan> that conversation is going the wrong way <Nitya> PorrimMaryam: They run away from me.