Room 208

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#1199

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Puffin> I find a humanities major and offhandedly mention that I got paid $20,000 to study bugs fucking each other

#1056

Rated 80 by 24 users
<ponicalica> (dunno why though.  I'm a butt.)
<Fiora> if you are a butt, you are like, the cutest butt ever.
<SpruceZeus> Hear that? Fiora likes your butt.
<buttercupistiny> he's definitely a butt.
<Fiora> THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
<ponicalica> suuuuuuure it's not
<Fiora> I haven't even seen his butt ~_~  nor do I particularly care about butts
<SpruceZeus> Do it Fiora. Touch the butt.
* Fiora slaps SpruceZeus across the face
<Fiora> there, I touched a butt
<buttercupistiny> ahahahahahaha
* ponicalica hifives Fiora

#575

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Noimporta> OK, now that I know Bin Laden's death, there's no reason for me to stay alive...
<Noimporta> Awake, I mean, awake.
<Noimporta> So later.

#1066

Rated 49 by 18 users
<Tibetanfox> I am tempted to call this problem "Odd number installment syndrome"
<Tibetanfox> See, each odd numbered installment is throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.
<Tibetanfox> Even numbers have the luxury of fleshing out what sticks.

#388

Rated 21 by 3 users
<GoggleFox> If fanfiction.net were a drink, it would be one of those horrible fruity martinis with tons of vermouth as a base, two entire lemons' worth of wedges around the rim (no sugar rim) and a purple umbrella stuck through one of them.

#968

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Nova> I have two beans in this pile.
<Nova> I have one bean in this pile.
<Nova> If I move this bean over to the pile with these beans, I now have no beans!
<CTrombley> Now you have three beans. You can take all the beans out!
<Puffin> one bean isn't a pile :V
<CTrombley> Why? Because you can take beans out in groups of threes.
<Nova> Sure I do. It's a pile, with one bean in it.
<Nova> It's also got other stuff, which is why it's a pile.
<Nova> Mainly sugar cubes, I believe.
<Nova> But we were counting beans, not sugar cubes.
<CTrombley> Thus if you have 7 beans, you have to leave 1. That is, 7=1 (mod 3).
<Nova> No, I have seven beans.
<CTrombley> You can take beans out in groups of threes, and you do. So there is one bean left,.
<Nova> Why would I do that? Then I barely have any beans.
<CTrombley> You do it because we are simulating modular arithmatic with beans and you want the simulation to work out.
<Nova> I thought I just wanted beans.

#612

Rated 55 by 12 users
<Tibetanfox> Anyhow, like I said, it's about how much you care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> Like, the guy who has been drawing for 10 years and pretty much looks the same as when they started.
<Tibetanfox> They don't really care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> Sure, they like drawing. But they don't care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> A person who cares is constantly looking for whatever the fuck they can learn, from anywhere and anyone, on how to improve.
<Tibetanfox> Like, they don't have to think about it. They just want it so bad that subconsciously, they are hunting for it, like a horny guy hunting for something to get his dick wet.
<Tibetanfox> INAPPROPRIATE ANALOGIES FTW
<Tibetanfox> (Haha, I said anal)

#481

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Rotty> Wait, what's a homophone of "lesbian"?
<JackMackerel> @Rotty - I got Les Bein'
<Rotty> Les bein', more becomin'
<Rustedsoda> So, Japan is like

#291

Rated 72 by 22 users
<IllFlower> Let me put it to you this way. TV Tropes is what you get after you put gender, biological sex, sexuality, and all types of romance into a blender, set it to "liquefy", and then chuck the blender out of the window because this is a terrible analogy.

#583

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Tibetanfox> My taxes pay for anime. On the Internet, I feel better about paying taxes now.