Room 208

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#870

Rated 61 by 6 users
<RocketDude> How often is Omni updated, anyways?
<Cultist> Lately IllFlower's been putting it off due to being busy or being lazy or secretely a pile of pancakes or something
<RocketDude> Secret pancake man! Secret pancake man! Giving you a napkin, and taking away your name!

#583

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Tibetanfox> My taxes pay for anime. On the Internet, I feel better about paying taxes now.

#1063

Rated 51 by 16 users
<Fiora> nuclear fusion in stars?
<Fiora> that's pretty hot

#539

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Arha> I think most of us would agree that I'm more of an evil overlord than you
<JBridge> Really?
<JBridge> Try this.
<JBridge> Type .rr six times.
<JBridge> If you live, you're eviler than me.
<Arha> Evil overlords do not follow commands
<JBridge> DO IT FAGGOT
<Arha> .rr
<feepbot> Arha: Click. 
<Arha> hm
<Arha> .rr
<feepbot> Arha: Click. 
<Arha> hmmm
<Arha> doesn't seem to be working
<JBridge> Four more times.
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Solstace> lol arha.
<JBridge> What'd he do?
<Jack> Win.
<Jack> Since he's the evilest.
<JBridge> Fine.
<JBridge> .rr
<feepbot> JBridge: Boom! You're dead. 
<feepbot> JBridge: The gun has been reloaded. 
<JBridge> GOD
<JBridge> FUCKING
<JBridge> DAMMIT
* Jack claps
<Arha> Ahem.
<Arha> Thank you, thank you
<JBridge> ...I have nothing to say to you.
<Arha> Of course. You're not to speak until spoken to, slave

#901

Rated 45 by 9 users
<ColorPrinter> AN ANT BIT MY COCK OKAY

#1260

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Nitya> "they felt despair, followed by an inexplicable craving for meat, then despair, then more meat"
<zeroplusalpha> That's any Brit after a Friday night bender.

#877

Rated 60 by 10 users
* Solstace cockpunches Charlatan
* Charlatan punchcocks Solstace
<Charlatan> BEHOLD, FOR I HAVE A BOXING GLOVE ATTACHED TO MY SCHPONG.

#546

Rated 41 by 8 users
<ivoryRum> > rape gloves
<feepbot> ivoryRum: It looks like someone got here before you judging by the fluid. You don't really want sloppy seconds. You have more class than that.

#381

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Electivirus> 8XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD - Emoticon
<Saturn> Is that an Accordion Penis?

#606

Rated 53 by 8 users
Barcode[blending]: There is a Rambo Street in walking distance from me.
Barcode[blending]: SORRY FUCKRES
Barcode[blending]: FUCKERS*
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