<blamspam> I mean, I like fiction and all, but I never think to myself "Man it would be cool if X and Y fucked each other, I shall write about it in explicit and inaccurate detail"

<Iverum> Looking through the QDB I notice that every Soltze quote has exactly two downvotes.
<Iverum> That's adorable.
<Solstace> ...
<Solstace> fuck you guys

<Motoko> そうなの？これは日本語じゃないかなぁ・・・
<U_B> All I'm getting out of that is "bla bla bla?  Bla bla Japanese Language bla bla bla trailing off I am a foreign spy"

<Alkthash> Nothing livens up a conversation like seguing into how Pandas have tiny penises and are terrible lovers

<Gon> RAPTORS ARE SMARTER THAN YOUR FACE ARHA
<Gon> >:|
<Arha> My face doesn't have a brain
<Arha> That's not a great accomplishment
<Arha> I removed it and put it in my penis instead
<Arha> two heads are better than one

<Erro> Robots have no need for hookers, silly, they can use emulation.

<Tibetanfox> I mean, I know what gay porn is, but I don't know fuck about this new Pokemon.

<BonSequitur> Fondue is quite rich, yes.
<BonSequitur> But good fondue has a very sharp taste, as strong as any sharp cheese.
<BonSequitur> There's acidity and bit of pungency and even some meatiness. It's not like dipping your bread in a tub of lard.
<BonSequitur> Not that I oppose dipping things in lard on principle, but hey.
<BonSequitur> Things or people.

<Nitya> as long as i'm complaining about tumblr what is the deal with "fandom blogs" jesus christ
<Nitya> you are not a fandom! you are a HUMAN BEING! i shout into the wind, spittle flying back into my face

<iamb> It's like riffing an acid trip with explosions.