<Saladofstones> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07ugR9edds <Saladofstones> Someone got the prime minister to say this <JBridge> ...How the fuck did this happen? <Saladofstones> money and something to do with abraham lincoln's picture <JBridge> I'm going to need more context. <Saladofstones> its all I know <Barcode> imagine this exchange as a noir where the detective goes to an informant
<Solstace> "wading through a sea of dongs" sounds like it could be a line in a rap. <Iverum> Or a trip to China.
<Electivirus> Extended, my ass. <Alkthash> Goatse?
<Solstace> D8s are not nearly as bad as D4s. <Solstace> Those things are caltrops in dice form.
<Barcode> «In a mission kept secret until after delivery, the pieces [(some stone artifacts)] were collected by the British Museum and brought back to Afghanistan by UK forces in July.» in marginally lighter news <Saladofstones> I can imagine a call of duty mission based on <Saladofstones> SOAP GO RETRIEVE THAT PRICESS ARTIFACT <Alkthash> RAMIREZ! EXPLAIN THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE ROCKS! <Barcode> hold x to explain <Saladofstones> Oh god <Saladofstones> a quickk time event to explain the significance <Saladofstones> if you fail the artifact just explodes, killing everyone <Barcode> What if the screen just went blurry, with "Factual inaccuracy will not be tolerated!"?
<Alexcalibur> "Symbol [Bat], Uniform [Armor]. Maid roots: [Hereditary Maid]. Stress reaction: [Violence]. Powers: Skill[Lie Detector], Skill[Stalking]" <Alexcalibur> holy fuck, BGTB <Alexcalibur> you rolled fucking BATMAID
<AliceTensei> Yukari is weird anyway. I mean, this is the woman who decided the best position for a girl depressed to the point of suicide was princess of the underworld.
<SpruceZeus> This is the greatest pig-tossing, photo-taking, and letter-sending simulator i have ever played
<Tzetzuo> I inadvertently convinced my parents that I lost a contest with atashi, which is an "R&D" website. <IllFlower> I take it your stickers came in... and I really would like to know how you got there from here. <Tzetzuo> "So what was that letter? Some kind of contest?" "Uh, yeah, sorta." "Did you win?" "I got some stickers." "Ha. So what is this thing... atashi?" "It's um, it's a sort of arty website." "R&D?" <IllFlower> You're a master of awkwardly not explaining things, aren't you.
<Charlatan> I fucking hate ice. <Charlatan> I fucking hate how it's everywhere in this town. <Charlatan> I hate nearly slipping and busting my ass approx. twice a day if not more. <Charlatan> I hate that there is an especially icy patch of ice in the driveway outside my dorm which even covers the sidewalk. <Charlatan> I hate ice freezing and then melting and then freezing again in a different spot that throws me off. <IllFlower> You should buy a flamethrower and become a badass over-the-top video game protagonist. <Charlatan> A berserker-packing man-and-a-half? <IllFlower> "HELL HAS FROZEN OVER, AND ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE SURE IT BURNS AGAIN."