<AliceTensei> Yukari is weird anyway. I mean, this is the woman who decided the best position for a girl depressed to the point of suicide was princess of the underworld.

<SpruceZeus> And lo, the Lord spake from the heavens, saying, let all the dudes be nuked. And the dudes all got nuked. And the Lord saw that it was basically the bombest-ass shit.
<SpruceZeus> And he didst not even look at the explosion

<ponicalica> aur/katawa-shoujo 1.0-2 (2) Bishoujo-style visual novel game that tells a story of a young man and five other girls suffering with varying disabilities
<Nitya> Haha, are you serious.
<ponicalica> yeah, that's its description in the AUR
<Nitya> reasons to switch to arch: stock indie porn in their repos

<altruizine> And I don't think this is a parody. The relevant tumblr says it's in Die Sterne, an official artbook. I'd double check but I don't really have the desire to get it.
<ponicalica> Well, I'm pretty sure it's not the actual raising of the flag on Iwo Jima. I could be wrong though.

<Saladofstones> also had a really awkward moment
<JBridge> Hm?
<Saladofstones> walked in on my dad and his girlfriend sleeping together
<Saladofstones> I noticed the door was closed, and I thought, huh this is weird
<Saladofstones> and I thought my dad was depressed, so I thought they got into a fight
<Saladofstones> and nope
<Saladofstones> nope nope nope
<JBridge> Welp.
<JBridge> If it's any consolation, I had a somewhat similar moment last Saturday.
<JBridge> I've probably mentioned that people can pay to have their birthday party at High Scores.
<JBridge> Well, apparently one couple at last Saturday's party took the name a bit too literally.
<JBridge> Since I went to use the can, and noticed that the door was both closed, and bumping.
<Saladofstones> oh jesus
<JBridge> Fortunately, there's another bathroom right next to that one.
<Saladofstones> I like your thinking
<Saladofstones> "oh fuck people having sex"
<Saladofstones> "Well the stall -next- to them is clear"
<Saladofstones> cue you whistling while you whittle

<Charlatan> +say HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
<rollermine> Charlatan: HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
<Charlatan> ...
<Charlatan> I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKER TO *QUOTE* ME
<Vernal> .addquote Charlatan <Charlatan> I SUCK COCKS
<Vernal> 100% accurate
<Vernal> well actually, I only used half the text, which concentrates the correctness.
<Vernal> So it's more like 200%.
<saladofstones> if I were to add cocks would it be 400 percent correct?
<Vernal> More cocks is always more correct.
<IllFlower> saladofstones: Gotta be careful with highly concentrated correctness. You could kill someone with that.

<Tibbles> Picking all this Tundra Cotton makes me glad I'm not playing a Redguard.

<Rotty>  Divine penis blood, coursing through your veins.
<Kashchei> sounds like a metal song
<SyntheticPsephology> No, it sounds like something Wicked would Google here at intervals for no discernable reason.

<CTrombley> Oh man, Giger died
<CTrombley> Of the people who presented their sexual hang-ups to the public in the form of science fiction, he was the least offensive.

<GMH> i watched one episode of MSG 00
<IllFlower> Monosodium Glutamate 00, where you get headaches of questionable cause after watching it, and maybe an upset stomach!