<Rustedsoda> just because in Japan you can find images of little boys being fondled on a regular basis, does not mean it is legal to do that in Japan.

<Lin_Chong18> Most people don't insert their fingers in their anuses at the thought of harmonicas. There are individuals who do, and that's fine, but most don't.

<TParadox> So tonight, the moon turned to blood and the stars fell from the sky. It can only mean one thing.
<TParadox> Net Neutrality is dead.
<[DOA]> Cthulhu ftaghn, ïa ïa Comcast

<FlyingChaucer> @w angst philosophy
<Omnipresence> FlyingChaucer: Wikipedia (full-text): Existentialism: Existentialism is the term applied to the work of a number of philosophers since the 19th century who, despite large differences... — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existentialism

<Haruspex> i took the test and got INFP
<Haruspex> i'm not sure i've ever heard of someone not getting INFsomething, at least on the internet
<Haruspex> i like that i'm apparently both introspective and turbulent
<Haruspex> so i don't talk but when i do i punch you

<Nova> kiwis are the worst bird
<Nova> worship owls instead
<Alkthash> Do you really want to go down this road Nova? Dark thinks lie down this path
<Alkthash> Bluh. I don't want to hear another thing about owls. The next person who says anything about the devil birds will get cut. Immediately after that I will lick the wound to savor their fear and surprise. But not content that they have been kissed twice, first by my steel and then by my hate, I will whisper 8 words in their ear. And then they will take five steps and have their heart stop as a host of maggots begins to crawl out their eyes
<Alkthash> Eventually enveloping their body in a coccoon of festering pain and despair.
<Alkthash> And then I will drop the spaghetti to get senpai to notice me

*** Charlatan has joined #yackfest
* Charlatan bonelessly morphs into channel
* Alicia morphlessly channels into bone.
<Nitya> both of those sound really pauinfujl
<Alicia> Not to goddesses.
<Alicia> Charlie is Charlie so probably not to him.
<Charlatan> I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME.
<Charlatan> IT IS A *GOOD* PAIN.
* Charlatan vomits forth a thousand eyeless rats
<Alicia> See, told you Nitya.

<TheBarcO> +ballot rigging
<rollermine> TheBarcO: The vote is on! Your choices are: rigging.

<Nitya> "comfort women" is such a shitty euphemism.
<Jack|WhoWantSomeWang> WW2 Asia is all over stupid fucking euphemisms
<Nitya> east asia co-rape sphere

<Aeka> @yt worst song ever
<@Omnipresence> Aeka: YouTube: Rebecca Black - Friday (OFFICIAL VIDEO), 129866975 views: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0