<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.

<IllFlower> "It sucks MCA died but I don't understand why people are so upset. He'll be headlining a concert with Tupac before you know it." // it hurts to laugh
<Charlatan> Hatsune Miku now guards the pearly gates.
<RocketDude> That's a frightening image.
<Charlatan> All weeaboos go to Heaven?
<HederaHelix> Miku would've needed to have been alive for that to happen, according to most interpretations
<Charlatan> uh uh uh she's the voice of the Metatron yeah that's it

<IronyAdams> That is clear, but I enjoy having a Gay Old Time
<IronyAdams> I giggle when Watson ejaculates in Sherlock Holmes
<IronyAdams> And by Sherlock Holmes I mean the Sherlock Holmes stories
<Dove> Lol
<IronyAdams> WHOOPS hyuk hyuk hyuk
* IronyAdams is now known as GayWatson

<Iverum> Jackerel and Tze's child would talk about raping the incompleteness theorem.
<Iron> Fun
<Korenizer> That is not hot at all! :(
<Iverum> No one would ever finish.
<Korenizer> ...
<Iverum> I'm sorry.
<JackMackerel> Korenizer: To you, it isn't. >:|
<Korenizer> yeah, don't sternface me for not finding my own rapist child sexually appealing, sirrah.
<JackMackerel> >:C then
<Alicia> Dat's messed up.
<Iverum> You two are so adorable.
<Iverum> Of course, your psychopathic rape baby isn't.
<Korenizer> that is not what "adorable" means
<Alicia> Hahaha.
<Iverum> @define adorable
<Omnipresence> Iverum: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: adorable  (English word) | definition — Result: adjective | lovable especially in a childlike or naive way
<JackMackerel> It's moe in Japan!
<Iverum> Yeah, lovable in a naive way.
<Iverum> That works.

<JBridge> I remember back around my sophomore year in high school, two girls came up to me, and asked if I had fallopian tubes. I said no, and mentioned something about their epidermis showing.
<JBridge> Now however, I realize how I SHOULD'VE responded.
<JBridge> "Yes. They're not mine, but I DO have them. If you want to see, I could bring the jar in some time."
<GuitarBizarre> Yeah. Flirting, disgusting, and witty in one fell swoop
<GuitarBizarre> you'd have been knee deep in vagina by the time you turned around
<Jayden> Ewwwww
<Jayden> As a friendly word of advice; it's not your leg you're supposed to stuff in there
<Jayden> If you're knee deep in vagina you're doing it very wrong
<GuitarBizarre> Jayden: or horrifically right!

<IllFlower> Solstace: I *know*, right? this entire series is just... you know all those fucks that various image macros depict people not giving? those are all the fucks I am whatting right now

<IllFlower> If you can't drink yourself into diabetic obesity with self-service soft drinks, you're clearly not at a real fast food joint.

<Alkthash> The girl at the checkout was bagging the lady in front of me 's groceries and she asked "What the heck do you need with 14 cans of whipped cream?"
<Alkthash> Automatically I answered "Supplies for an orgy."
<Alkthash> The lady in front of me had her face turn bright red.
<Cogito> That means it was true.
<VicariousShaner> Did she slap you?
<Alkthash> No.
<VicariousShaner> did she at least invite you?

<Saladofstones> Korea was, in gentle terms
<Saladofstones> a complete fuck up logistics wise
<Saladofstones> since we forget Korea had mountains
<Nitya> "fuck what's that thing" "sir it's a mountain" "a wha- FUCK"

<Spacebar> Jack: Can you elaborate on that?
<Jack> You are my man.  The man, who is mine.  I own you, bitch.
<Spacebar> Jack: Perhaps you would like me to be your man.  The man, who is mine.  you own you, bitch..
<Jack> I think that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: But you're not sure that you have made that clear.?
<Jack> On the contrary.  I'm completely sure that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: How does being completely sure that you have made that clear. make you feel?