<Barcostuming> Snowden will not leak Russian assassins to your dad's location.

<Alkthash> Onii-chan is not a synonym for friend though Nova. It is moonspeak for "Hello sibling, shall we commence with the incestual pandering?"

* Roland lives!
* jseblan shoots Roland
<jseblan> NO

<blamspam> I mean, I like fiction and all, but I never think to myself "Man it would be cool if X and Y fucked each other, I shall write about it in explicit and inaccurate detail"

<HamSandwich> .seen bot abuse
<feepbot> HamSandwich: I have not seen bot abuse in this channel!

<Kanade> I'M A KLEPTOMANIAC. I STOLE IT FROM SCHOOL.

<Rig> +decide porny comments about parents not being home for a while|you can be classier than that
<rollermine> Rig: you can be classier than that
<Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "are you from ireland? because my penis is-" he was cut off by the sound of an explosion
<Rig> "There once was a man from Nantucket," the lance corporal began to recite before the railgun shell tore his arm off.
<Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "Maybe after we're done this spacewalk we can head back to my quarters for a little..." He gesticulated feebly within his spacesuit, the movements lost within its bulky folds.

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<GuitarBizarre> GET OUUUUUUUUT!
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<GuitarBizarre> ...
<GuitarBizarre> Not him...

<saladofstones> concept art is my body and sketches are my blood
<saladofstones> I have created over a thousand sabers
<saladofstones> Unknown to Sleep, Nor known to Daylight
<saladofstones> Have withstood sleep deprivation to create many Sabers
<saladofstones> yet, these hands will never hold anything
<saladofstones> so as I pray
<saladofstones> official design works

<Xeniera`sick> I think I violated the honor of the royal bacterium family, or something.
<Xeniera`sick> There's probably a bounty on my head, and every infection worth his weight in salt is out to collect.