Room 208

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#533

Rated 53 by 8 users 
<Wicked224> You know, it's kind of weird, thinking about 2 Girls 1 Cup as a cultural milestone.

#801

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<Nitya> this encoding has "false" as the thing that returns its first argument.  >:/
<ponicalica> Nitya: lambda calculus?
<Nitya> ski, but yeah.
<ponicalica> tribes: functional programming

#986

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<IllFlower> Oh, man. I'm just imagining Touhou combined with licensing flamewars. "MY FLYING LOLIS DESERVE TO BE GPLV3" "NO YOU COMMUNIST THEY'RE TOTALLY BSD" "GO DIE IN A HAIL OF 4KOMA"

#568

Rated 62 by 15 users 
<Zudak> blamspam: I literally didn't know it was Easter until Sunshine Werewolf said something about chocolate rabbits
<blamspam> You GODLESS HEATHEN!
* blamspam sends you a delicious chocolate Jesus
<Rotty> Take, eat. This is his body.

#807

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<Mari0Printer> You wanted a clear explanation
<Mari0Printer> You poor poo
<Mari0Printer> *fool
<Mari0Printer> YOU POOR POOOOOOOOO

#925

Rated 41 by 8 users 
<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.

#17

Rated 44 by 6 users 
<Noimporta> Well, the shower is calling for me, I don't know why it suddenly has a voice, but it's a pretty good sign that I should go there
<Noimporta> or that I'm clinically insane, but whatever

#442

Rated 60 by 10 users 
<Tibetanfox> Like the main thing that causes different eras is everyone changing their mind about the Emperor.
<Tibetanfox> If EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = TRUE THEN "FUCK THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> if EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = FALSE THEN "WE NEED TO RESTOR THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> That's Japan's history in two lines of code.

#355

Rated 52 by 11 users 
<Spacebar> Jack: Can you elaborate on that?
<Jack> You are my man.  The man, who is mine.  I own you, bitch.
<Spacebar> Jack: Perhaps you would like me to be your man.  The man, who is mine.  you own you, bitch..
<Jack> I think that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: But you're not sure that you have made that clear.?
<Jack> On the contrary.  I'm completely sure that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: How does being completely sure that you have made that clear. make you feel?

#135

Rated 60 by 10 users 
<GuitarBizarre> @quote
<Omnipresence> QDB: (#44, +2/4) <TParadox> It sounds like something {{Setzer and Friedberg}} would do. <TropeBot> Trope SetzerAndFriedberg doesn't exist. Closest match: ITT we are all online trolls.  - TV Tropes Forum http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=iqx9hlxqcd3mwrc1gjuqltqy&page=4
<TropeBot> Trope SetzerAndFriedberg doesn't exist. Closest match: Guilty Pleasures http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuiltyPleasures
<GuitarBizarre> .....