<Penguin> Could god create a cat so annoying, it could sit on itself?

<Barcode> "Cemetery Support Clerk" amazingly depressing job
<IllFlower> "Have you tried rebooting the deceased?"

<jseblan> Charlatan you can't use your butt as a server
<jseblan> it only has one port and it... it's occupied
<jseblan> I'm having horrifying images right now
* jseblan plunges head in bleach

<Iverum> I was told to stop working so hard.
<Iverum> Even when I come to work late people still say I spend too much time at work.
<Iverum> ;-; I don't know what they want from me anymore.
<Nitya> Well then do your job, which is apparently not doing your job.

<GoggleFox> With 1/2 the calories and saturated sin of natural Satan it's I Can't Believe It's Not Satan! For the soul-conscious mortal.
<Alkthash> {{May contain evil}}

<RocketDude> Meanwhile, I get fairly good speed, I run wireless, and my provider is Cox.
<Nova> I would demand to pay less just for the indignity of having to say "My ISP is Cox", RocketDude.
* Fiora Cox too
<Fiora> I haven't had any issues with Cox, really?
<Nova> hehehe

<Arha> I wish Edmond was in here for five seconds so I could say 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but sometimes it's a big brown dick'
<Arha> and then I would randomly afk

*** ponicalica was kicked by IllFlower (get it off get it off get it *off*)
<ponigirl> STOP KICKING HIM, JERK
*** ponicalica has joined
<IllFlower> MAKE ME, JERK
<ponicalica> is this a catfight?
<IllFlower> MAYBE IT IS, JERK
<ponigirl> NOBODY ASKED YOU, JERK
* zeroplusalpha pretends to be very interested in the carpet all of a sudden.
<zeroplusalpha> "My, what a lovely weave."
<IllFlower> STOP OGLING THE CARPET, JERK
<ponigirl> THAT CARPET ISN'T BEING PRETTY FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT, IT IS ITS OWN PRIZE
<IllFlower> GOD, PONIGIRL, DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN JERKS DO THAT
<ponigirl> YES, I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT JERKS.

<ponicalica> I remember when I first saw "asl" and though it was something like dsl
<Xeniera> analog subscriber line
<Xeniera> internet in a steampunk world
<Xeniera> packets sent via clockwork
<Xeniera> incredibly high latencies

<Juan> yeah man true friendship is when you can just go straight up to a friend and call them a motherfucker. if they're offended, then those people and you can't be friends
<Juan> this is a fact of life