<RocketDude> How often is Omni updated, anyways? <Cultist> Lately IllFlower's been putting it off due to being busy or being lazy or secretely a pile of pancakes or something <RocketDude> Secret pancake man! Secret pancake man! Giving you a napkin, and taking away your name!
<ponicalica> @g ゆで卵 <Omnipresence> http://oshiete.goo.ne.jp/qa/1886830.html — ゆで卵の作り方 - 料理レシピ - 教えて！goo <ponicalica> @g okay yeah why was I expecting anything from that <Omnipresence> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/quotes — Dumb & Dumber (1994) - Quotes - IMDb <ponicalica> ................................ <ponicalica> very rude, omni
<JBridge> When it comes to porn, I never give up. <JBridge> You know that.
<Nova> I have two beans in this pile. <Nova> I have one bean in this pile. <Nova> If I move this bean over to the pile with these beans, I now have no beans! <CTrombley> Now you have three beans. You can take all the beans out! <Puffin> one bean isn't a pile :V <CTrombley> Why? Because you can take beans out in groups of threes. <Nova> Sure I do. It's a pile, with one bean in it. <Nova> It's also got other stuff, which is why it's a pile. <Nova> Mainly sugar cubes, I believe. <Nova> But we were counting beans, not sugar cubes. <CTrombley> Thus if you have 7 beans, you have to leave 1. That is, 7=1 (mod 3). <Nova> No, I have seven beans. <CTrombley> You can take beans out in groups of threes, and you do. So there is one bean left,. <Nova> Why would I do that? Then I barely have any beans. <CTrombley> You do it because we are simulating modular arithmatic with beans and you want the simulation to work out. <Nova> I thought I just wanted beans.
<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.
<Misaki> video quality isn't differen <Misaki> *different <Misaki> i might just permanently undercock this <Misaki> *underclock <Misaki> OH HORRIBLE TYPO <Misaki> god forbid if this is quoted
<Nitya> miijhal, when you browse danbooru for a while, you get a pretty high standard for "porn". naked chick covered in dongs just isn't enough any more
<Phallocrat> The idea is that transsexualism is basically an attack on femininity, so transmen are just fakes to let transsexuals say it's not a way to infiltrate women <Miijhal> Yep, they're basically saying that I am an evil phallocracy version of the terminator
<Nitya> «Lactase can be purchased as a food supplement, and is added to milk to produce "lactose-free" milk products.» that's kinda cool
<Nitya> you can't digest this stuff, so we'll just add what you need to digest it for you
<Nitya> imagine going to a restaurant and buying a digestive tract with your meal
<Nitya> maybe renting would be more convenient.
<Barcode> yeah.
<Barcode> i imagine someone wrote a biopunk story where this happens.
<Barcode> ("no, but I will")
* Iverum reads Barcodes origin story and imagines the old meaning of dork. <Nitya> Penis? <Iverum> Penis. <Barcode> I don't think anyone's penis has enough mass to break through even a window screen at thrown velocities <Iverum> You've never seen mine. <Barcode> also that would be tremendously bloody and great, mental images <Nitya> Just get a bundle of penises, tied together. <Nitya> Nobody said it was a human penis, anyway. <JBridge> Penile defenestration. <JBridge> Never thought I'd say that. <Barcode> yes, well, you tell me how a canadian gets a hold of an elephant cock <Nitya> Expertly?