#826
<Alkthash> Not the waffle cone shape, the pictures of women looking at you while you pee.
<Alkthash> Not the waffle cone shape, the pictures of women looking at you while you pee.
<Tzetzuooooo> er, don't have what? <blamedaaaaa> a penis, money, decisiveness, Netflix <Tzetzuooooo> Surgery, theft, more surgery, money <blamedaaaaa> I don't even want the first for myself, but the rest would be nice <Tzetzuooooo> You totally want a penis, just not on you. Don't be denyin' the penis mojo. <blamedaaaaa> I mean, I would like one with a person attached for the sake of having a person, but not attached to me <Tzetzuooooo> Ha, you actually went through with the awkwardness <Tzetzuooooo> Good show!
<Rotty> Thanks to the internet, I now confuse Chris Hansen with the Three Stooges. <Rotty> *leans into frame* Hello... hello... hello!
<TheBarcO> +ballot rigging <rollermine> TheBarcO: The vote is on! Your choices are: rigging.
<Kanade> they do say birds of the same feather fuck together <Kanade> *flock <Kanade> I MEANT TO SAY FLOCK <Kanade> I TOTALLY MEANT TO SAY FLOCK <Kanade> SERIOUSLY <Kanade> oh god damn it
<TheWireblan> "If a virus killed everyone on earth except registered reddit users, what would society look like in 5 years?" I'd delete my account if I was warned beforehand
<IllFlower> Ahaha, Wiktionary has a [[Category:Indonesian vulgarities]] that contains all of two words. <IllFlower> Both of them happen to mean "whore", incidentally. <Zakdos> WMG: Indonesian language is made up of words that only mean whore <Zakdos> and, actually, indonesians communicate through telepathy
<Nitya> Keep in mind, when i use the term "murder", I use it in a broader fashion than you may be used to. <Nitya> Turning people into sapient dickworm colonies, for one. <saladofstones> but I guess I learned nitya likes to turn his victims into dickworm colonies because he's secretly zouken <saladofstones> since I know this and haven't been turned into a dickworm colony yet, that makes me either the kiritsugu or the kirei of the relationship <saladofstones> Nitya that means I get to chant bible verses and exorcise you <saladofstones> and then Fiora snaps and becomes the anti-chirst and I have a manly fight with Illflower while Rig casts magic <Nitya> this sounds good to me <Fiora> I am not the anti-christ <_>
<IllFlower> Fioraを二次元女体化!『服はプラグスーツで、ノーマルな目で赤髪のセミロングのサイドポニーでエロエロで悪女な感じ』のようだ // "Wearing a plugsuit [ha], with normal eyes and semi-long red hair in a side ponytail. A seductive, femme fatale kind of aura." <Jack> so fiora is uh, asuka in a ponytail <Solstace> Fiora: Marry me.
<Buttercupistiny> Dude, Will, sometimes [online support groups for busty girls] have come in handy <Buttercupistiny> In terms of trying to find a good strapless bra, or BMC about how much boobies suck. <IllFlower> BMC. Now there is an acronym I don't recognize... <IllFlower> My TLA-fu, she is fading. <Buttercupistiny> Bitch, Moan, and Complain. <IllFlower> Oh, that makes a lot more sense than my original misreading of "PMC" to mean "private military company". <IllFlower> Although I guess that would make one's complaints a lot more effective. <IllFlower> "I CAN'T FIND ANY BRAS IN MY SIZE SO I'M GOING TO SIC BLACKWATER ON YOU"