Room 208

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#649

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Loki_Weyland> Fuck yes, I just ordered my 2 TB external hard drive.
<IllFlower> Loki_Weyland, your porn collection might be getting a little out of hand.
<Loki_Weyland> My porn collection isn't even 40 GB.
<Loki_Weyland> This is for my anime.
<IllFlower> You say that as if you watch any non-porn anime.
<IllFlower> Also, "not even" 40 gigabytes is not how most people would describe it.
<Loki_Weyland> I've seen people bragging about having external hard drives JUST for porn. 40 GB is nothing.
<IllFlower> I haven't seen those people, so as far as I'm aware, you are to porn as Scrooge McDuck is to piles of money.
<goatboy> He swims in it?

#110

Rated 60 by 10 users
<TParadox> So Lockon came back and said "I need to atone! I need to atone!" for several pages, then the thread got locked. Anything more interesting happen between coming back and getting locked?
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> Not really, I think.
<Wicked223> No, just lots of implied lesbian rape.
<Doomlewa> the usual

#267

Rated 82 by 28 users
* NonIndicativeHandle is now known as Pope
* Scholastica is now known as Peter
<Peter> I outrank you!

#112

Rated 61 by 6 users
<JBridge> BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MY BIG-ASS HARD DRIVES.
<ponicalica> Your big ass-hard drives?

#355

Rated 52 by 11 users
<Spacebar> Jack: Can you elaborate on that?
<Jack> You are my man.  The man, who is mine.  I own you, bitch.
<Spacebar> Jack: Perhaps you would like me to be your man.  The man, who is mine.  you own you, bitch..
<Jack> I think that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: But you're not sure that you have made that clear.?
<Jack> On the contrary.  I'm completely sure that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: How does being completely sure that you have made that clear. make you feel?

#363

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Tibetanfox> I was always of the opinion that Fast Eddie and moot would get along great.
<Tibetanfox> moot would, of course, try to fuck Eddie.

#97

Rated 53 by 8 users
<IllFlower> Ah, still no replies. I knew I should have picked something that required less creativity and more snowclones.

#1228

Rated 68 by 8 users
*** ponicalica was kicked by IllFlower (*bang*)
*** rollermine has joined
<IllFlower> ... lol
<IllFlower> "I HAVE COME TO AVENGE MY MASTER"

#1165

Rated 76 by 12 users
<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> @topic Saltybet is the most pointless, ridiculous, absurd waste of time yet invented thus far. It's also hilarious. Watch it.
<Omnipresence> SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan: Topic messages may not exceed 96 characters in length.
<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> @topic MY DICK EXCEEDS 96 CHARACTERS IN LENGTH.
* Omnipresence has changed the topic to: Read me first: https://room208.org/yackfest/ | <SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> MY DICK EXCEEDS 96 CHARACTERS IN LENGTH.
<SpruceZeus> that is basically the most charlatan thing
<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> SpruceZeus: *tips hat*

#810

Rated 57 by 5 users
<boyhood> Who wants to be Womanliness?
*** MANLINESS is now known as WOMANLINESS
<RocketDude> And the wetness, and the coolness, and the stickyness and the Loch Ness!
<WOMANLINESS> DAMMIT NESSIE
<GMH> Womanly Ness?
<boyhood> Gives new meaning to the term "untouchable."