Room 208

Quote database

#974

Rated 61 by 6 users
<MilesDroid> there are only so many explanations on how you got a shampoo bottle rammed in your asshole, so most people are straight forward

#930

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Barcode> hm, how does bgtb draw butts

#372

Rated 64 by 16 users
<QSakugarne> and ~ is often used to represent ejaculate from ASCII penises
<ponicalica> more importantly, ~ represents an Eldritch Abomination
<Electivirus> So... Zalgo cums?

#26

Rated 68 by 8 users
<krrackknut> Is Mapi here?
<Nous> Mapi is here.  Mapi is there.  Mapi is everywhere.  You and I are Mapi.  You and I are one.  All are one with Mapi.  Mapi is one with all.
<Nous> That totally didn't sound creepy.

#1097

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Nitya> argh
<Nitya> my dad found a set of ten identical cowboy hats with stars and stripes on them
<Nitya> "i've got a hat for every day"

#88

Rated 48 by 15 users
<GuitarBizarre> TVTropes Forums - If your urge to kill isn't rising, you're mistakenly reading 4chan!

#1017

Rated 72 by 10 users
<saladofstones>  And so the matous said, and let be known, let us be a dick to orphans because it powers our magecraft, amen
<Nova> "I only have to refuse to feed.... twenty-six more starving orphans and I'll advance to Rank 7!"
<Nova> "I am so close to Rank 8 I can almost smell it. I think I'll go kick a puppy, that'll get me up there."
<saladofstones> "If I cause a baby to cry five more times, I'll get +5 to my magic stat"
<JBridge> I thought that'd bump up CHA, if anything.
<Nova> "If I steal candy from eleven more babies, I'll get +3 Strength, but I dunno, man. Strength is my dump stat, maybe it'd be better to work on my Magic some more."

#739

Rated 61 by 6 users
<jseblan> ... and I am now aware of the "moe" in "homoerotic"

#1288

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Alicia> I feel like I just realized how powerful underboob is

#964

Rated 41 by 8 users
<Iverum> Imagine that scene in the The Matrix where Neo takes the pill and the mirror eats him. Okay, you've got that. Now imagine that the mirror is made of all the rage and I'm just falling down that shit. And when I wake up in my little gel capsule of hate the machines come and kill me.
<AliceTensei> And thus we discover that Iverum thinks he's Jesus.