[discussing how the German "Laden" means "shop"]
<Saladofstones> Osama Bin-Shopping Center
<Saladofstones> always having a blowout sale

<IllFlower> "moe-moe Bullet-chan is too embarrassed to pierce through the innocent bystander's skin! that's so perverted!"

<zeroplusalpha> But look, it was Shinobi, and like, it's really REALLY hard, and I've been trying to finish it since the game's release in 2002.
<Tcaolin> I could whip you or something I suppose. and if it's any consolation I've spent an unreasonable amount of time playing flash games this week
<blamspam> You /would/ want to go whipping him, pervert
<blamspam> ♥

<saladofstones> it was great since we had her deciding if she wanted pancakes or waffles for breakfest, and you see two armies go to war with each other
<saladofstones> one with a banner that said WAFFLES and another that said PANCAKES
<saladofstones> and they just slaughtered each other until one side won
<saladofstones> while the viking's mind was a bunch of little girls in a playroom deciding things through democracy and being cute
<saladofstones> "SHALL THIS MAN LIVE OR DIE"

<Alkthash> And there are topless women on Franks. I wonder how many French teenagers have used their own currency as fap material before the coming of the Euro.

<Electivirus> Extended, my ass.
<Alkthash> Goatse?

<Nitya> "Pitches film where Scarlett Johansson uses 100% of her genome at once"
<Myrdradek> She already does amiright guys
* Myrdradek opens a beer can with his nose
<Nitya> is that... a sex joke? i'm not sure.

<Kaliayev> if they had done, Alice, enraged bioware fans would've overrun the entire site. I am reliably informed that DA2 is worse than a thousand Hitlers
<AliceTensei> I wonder if there's a word for 1000 Hitlers. A Hitlernium.
<Miijhal> It's actually only worse than 10 Hitlers, though.
<Miijhal> A decahitler
<Kaliayev> a demi-Hitler plus a giga-Himmler
<Generality> What's the ratio of Hitlers to Himmlers?
<AliceTensei> Is there a tera-Goebbels?
<Miijhal> -search decahitler-
<Miijhal> "Did you mean /PicoHitler/?"
<Kaliayev> there is a tera-Heydrich, I believe
<Kaliayev> and a yotta-Bormann
<Generality> You guys need to settle on a unit.

<StarGirl00> Care Bears BDSM/noncon porn.
<NoimportaReturns> 1. where do you find this stuff? 2. Why do you let us know it exists?

<Puffin> I thought Dr. Who was supposed to be a whimsical show for small children
<taelor> isn't there a spin off with tons of sex and violence.
<Rig> Yeah
<Rig> Torchwood.
<Myrmidon> Well DW is supposed to be more of a family show
<Barcode> iirc doctor who still features shit like demons that snap people's necks when they're not looking and stuff, so like. not toddlers
<Nitya> don't you remember that carmen sandiego episode where she steals American credibility in 'nam