<IllFlower> I must say, I'm going to look forward to political campaigns in 30 years. <IllFlower> "Is it true, Mr. Senator, that you trolled 4chan in your teenage years? We have evidence that you wrote, and I quote, 'LOLOLOL DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS' in one post. How do you answer to the questions surrounding allegations of a homosexual affair?"
<GMH> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MISSED IT IT ENDED AT 5 PM AND I WAS OUT THE WHOLE DAY <GMH> WHAT AM I SPENDING FOOOOOOOOOR <HederaHelix> You could still just buy the game. <Nitya> steam destroys people's minds, ivy <Nitya> it's turning gamers into stereotypical sitcom housewives, hoarding coupons and going store to store looking for "deals" <Nitya> but all from the same store <HederaHelix> That is a rather unsettling concept.
<GuitarBizarre> Only a programmer could take a function that works perfectly and break it by improving it. <Nitya> It's basically standard procedure.
<Zipp> Did I kill the conversation, or was it already dead to begin with? <VerticalPig> It's like a fish out of water. Occasionally it shows signs of life by flopping awkwardly. Then somebody kicks it back into the ocean only for it to flop out again. <VerticalPig> At this point you think that someone would have taken it home and eaten it for dinner, but IRC channels are of poor nutritional value.
<aishkiz> anyway, cocks. <aishkiz> my family reportedly once owned one.
<IllFlower> "It's Not Like I Leaked These Documents to the Whole World Because I Like Freedom or Anything!" <Juan> "I Can't Believe My Little Leaker Is This Kawaii" <Fiora> NIST is the NSA's little sister <Fiora> there's incest going on <Fiora> NSA is the skeezy older brother <IllFlower> Things get rather skeevy when there are flashbacks to the NSA inserting a backdoor into the young Dual_EC_DRBG standard. <IllFlower> "But, but, NSA-oniichan, if I do that, they'll be able to see everything!" <IllFlower> "It's okay, Dual_EC_DRBG. I'm the only one who'll ever see it." <Section42L> the CIA is the father who's never around, except during that one episode when the NSA's origin story is explained and the father comes back to bitch at him <Juan> IllFlower's profound knowledge of incest anime is terrifying yet amusing
<SpruceZeus> This is the greatest pig-tossing, photo-taking, and letter-sending simulator i have ever played
<Nitya> I mean, you still don't want to turn bolts with your fingers if you have a wrench. But just keep in mind that your fingers do other things, like write, regenerate, maybe cause the occasional orgasm. <Nitya> I guess you could do the last with a wrench? <Nitya> Probably wouldn't recommend that.
<dove> FUCK THAT NOISE <Rhyme|Saigyouji> ...TWEWY erotic fic, dove?
<Solstace> .decide call | don't call *** feepbot has left irc.esper.net (Ping timeout: 195 seconds) <Solstace> Wimp.