Room 208

Quote database

#980

Rated 77 by 13 users
<Nitya> okay you're never going to believe what just happened
<Nitya> I plugged my netbook into a printer, hit "print" in my browser, and it printed what I wanted it to print immediately.
<Nitya> Plus, this is Linux.  And I've never printed anything with it before.
<JBridge> Impossible.
<JBridge> Liar.
<Nitya> Should I like... sacrifice some small animal in thanks?
<Nitya> There weren't any configuration screens.  It just happened.
<Miijhal> the gods of technology smile upon you

#647

Rated 57 by 5 users
<zeroplusalpha> True Story: A friend of mine who became a hippie, had some the Chinese word for prosperity on his door.  Except it was upside down...which is actually a thing, as "upside down" is a homophone for "arrive".  So I asked him where he learned about hanging auspcisious words upside down, to which he replied "It's upside down?" >_<

#455

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Jackerel> Oh, Tibs, how's the flooding?
<Tibetanfox> I'm in Victoria, so I'm fine.
<Tibetanfox> As for Queensland, it's fucked. 75% of it is underwater now.
<Tibetanfox> Including the capital fucking city.
<Tibetanfox> Shit be fucked.
<Jackerel> Flash floods and shit
*** Blackthorne quit (Read error: No route to host)
<T-Cat> Yeah, see?
<T-Cat> There goes Blackthorne.

#1037

Rated 80 by 15 users
<jseblan> .decide traverse the white light | don't
<feepbot> jseblan: traverse the white light
<jseblan> ooh cinematic
<jseblan> ooh crocodile
<jseblan> OH GOD
<jseblan> NOT CROCODILE
<jseblan> AAAH
<jseblan> WHAT THE FUCK

#438

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.

#470

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Rotty> Thanks to the internet, I now confuse Chris Hansen with the Three Stooges.
<Rotty> *leans into frame* Hello... hello... hello!

#125

Rated 51 by 4 users
<StarGirl00> Touhou fan art hit rock bottom a long time ago.
<StarGirl00> And just kept on digging

#402

Rated 21 by 3 users
<JackMackerel> Oh god
<JackMackerel> They have a fucking Snuggie carol
<TParadox> Ebenezer Snuggie! You shall be visited tonight by three blankets!

#940

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Juan> @more
<Omnipresence> Juan: Spider-Girl.
<Juan> grrr
<Myrmirond> If you really want @more, scream it out louder, if you on the floor, bring out the fire, And light it up, take it up higher, Gonna push it to the limit, give it @more. 
<RocketDude> In the midnight call, she cried "@more, @more, @more!" With a rebel yell, she cried "@more, @more, @more!"

#790

Rated 30 by 6 users
<SpruceZeus> Something about the juxtaposition of those two elements
<SpruceZeus> the train simulator, and the dub step
<SpruceZeus> it's just inherently amusing somehow