Room 208

Quote database

#379

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Arha> this torrent has said it's a day away from completion for a good three days now
<Arha> I'm beginning to suspect that maybe the ETA is not entirely accurate
<IllFlower> Arha: No, your torrent's just travelling at relativistic speeds. For the information in the torrent, it's a day. For poor old you, it's 365,284,285,192,746 years.

#427

Rated 56 by 9 users
*** Electivirus joined #yackfest
<BEARSHARKTOPUS> wb
<Electivirus> OH GOD IT'S A BEARSHARKTOPUS
*** Electivirus quit (Quit: Client Exited)
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*** Electivirus joined #yackfest
<Electivirus> Is it gone?
<Nitya> is what gone
* BEARSHARKTOPUS bites Electivirus
*** Electivirus quit (Quit: Client Exited)
<BEARSHARKTOPUS> OM NOM NOM

#550

Rated 64 by 16 users
<IllFlower> Wait, okay, Tzetze has a Japanese name and Mapi doesn't, what kind of strange alternate universe have I fallen into

#777

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Szczerbiec> youtube guy, why did you label a DnB track called "Pikachu Mutha Fucka" as being by Aphex Twin.
<Barcodinner> It was Aphex's evil twin.
* Szczerbiec slowly stands up and walks over to Barcode.
* Szczerbiec stares him in the eyes for a few seconds before grabbing him by the hair and pulling his head off of his body.
* Szczerbiec sits back down.

#384

Rated 67 by 18 users
<Charlatan> I fucking hate ice.
<Charlatan> I fucking hate how it's everywhere in this town.
<Charlatan> I hate nearly slipping and busting my ass approx. twice a day if not more.
<Charlatan> I hate that there is an especially icy patch of ice in the driveway outside my dorm which even covers the sidewalk.
<Charlatan> I hate ice freezing and then melting and then freezing again in a different spot that throws me off.
<IllFlower> You should buy a flamethrower and become a badass over-the-top video game protagonist.
<Charlatan> A berserker-packing man-and-a-half?
<IllFlower> "HELL HAS FROZEN OVER, AND ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE SURE IT BURNS AGAIN."

#32

Rated 49 by 7 users
<TParadox> I'm back, and I brought my shotgun. GET OFFA MY LAWN!
<GMH> YOU WANNA SHOTGUN FIGHT OLD MAN?
<GMH> I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOTGUN FIGHT
* IllFlower restrains GMH
* GMH elbows illflower in the nose
[...]
<TParadox> Going to bed.
<GMH> night
<IllFlower> Later, TParadox.
*** TParadox has quit IRC (Quit: *shoots GMH in the kneecap*)

#908

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> Mostly I just liked the idea of depressurization alarms
<Nitya> childhood fear o' mine
<Barcode> ooooo ooo ooo sweet childhoodfear o' mine
<Barcode> *horrible high pitch guitar*

#977

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Fiora> I actually tried to build cities and stuff ._.
<Fiora> and I didn't cheat
<Nitya> you nerd!
<Fiora> I was like
<Fiora> 5 years old
<Nitya> still a nerd.
<Xeniera> That just reinforces teh point, Fiora.
<Fiora> I wasn't denying iiiit >_<
<Nitya> your first words were "Kirk is better than Picard, nya"

#946

Rated 68 by 8 users
<ponicalica> of course not, and ignore the meth I'm taking off this gay prostitute

#1069

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Barcode> fast track to internet fame. photoshop jimbo wales's face onto a Yojimbo poster. subtitle it Yojimbo Wales.
<jseblan> or use Gimp
<jseblan> Gimpo Wales