<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: hi asl
    You: (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there
    Stranger: haha fag!
    Stranger: the world hates people like you
    You: For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
    Stranger: die
    You: It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
   [Your conversational partner has disconnected.]

<Tzetzuooooo> It's true.  It's so annoying just having your dick spill everywhere.

<Nitya> Keep in mind, when i use the term "murder", I use it in a broader fashion than you may be used to.
<Nitya> Turning people into sapient dickworm colonies, for one.
<saladofstones> but I guess I learned nitya likes to turn his victims into dickworm colonies because he's secretly zouken
<saladofstones> since I know this and haven't been turned into a dickworm colony yet, that makes me either the kiritsugu or the kirei of the relationship
<saladofstones> Nitya that means I get to chant bible verses and exorcise you
<saladofstones> and then Fiora snaps and becomes the anti-chirst and I have a manly fight with Illflower while Rig casts magic
<Nitya> this sounds good to me
<Fiora> I am not the anti-christ <_>

<Solstace> YOU, TOO, CAN PROGRAM YOUR OWN HUMAN!  ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LEARN THE FUNCTION OF THE BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF GENETIC SEQUENCES, SYNTHESIZE A FETUS, AND BRAINWASH THE FUCK OUT OF THE KID!
<Vorpy> HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH HUMAN PROGRAMMING

<IllFlower> Oh, we can recruit Nitya as our second voice actor. Nitya, can you say "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~"?
<Nitya> if you give me a tongue depresser
<IllFlower> Not that kind of "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~". More of the kind that you would make when ivoryRum violates your innocence.

*** Noimporta|Dinner is now known as Noimporta
*** JBridge|away is now known as JBridge
<JBridge> Heh.
<Noimporta> Hey guys, guess who's back?
<Plumbercode> Jbridge?
<JBridge> me?
<Noimporta> Yes.
*** Noimporta is now known as Noimporta|Away
<JBridge> ...That was odd.

<Barcostuming> Snowden will not leak Russian assassins to your dad's location.

<SpruceZeus> today i put.......... JELLY on this hot god

<SewerShark> I had deep fried oreos in fat that was used to fry chicken. An interesting taste.
<feepbot> SewerShark: Barcode left a note 13 hours, 19 minutes ago: believe it or not i've seen that before

<Alkthash> You're on the internet.
<Alkthash> You have porn.