<ponicalica> I closed the video as soon as I heard the «I'm gonna do some spoken word about anal!»

<Nitya> oh my god she got hit by a bus ahahaha

<JBridge> Because if you jump too early or just forget to double jump, you'll just get a face full of robo-crotch.

[discussing how the German "Laden" means "shop"]
<Saladofstones> Osama Bin-Shopping Center
<Saladofstones> always having a blowout sale

<AliceTensei  "If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand" Hime?
[seconds later]
<RocketDude> Also, obviously, you have to find an anime character and make them understand that your son is "using Quake"
<AliceTensei> Hmm. Does the emperor of Japan have a daughter?
<AliceTensei> Ah. Yes he does.
<AliceTensei> So clearly, we need to find his daughter, and inform her about Quake.

<Noimporta> CARAMELLDANSEN IS PEOPLE!

<Fiora> nuclear fusion in stars?
<Fiora> that's pretty hot

<zeroplusalpha> True Story: A friend of mine who became a hippie, had some the Chinese word for prosperity on his door.  Except it was upside down...which is actually a thing, as "upside down" is a homophone for "arrive".  So I asked him where he learned about hanging auspcisious words upside down, to which he replied "It's upside down?" >_<

<Xeniera`sick> I think I violated the honor of the royal bacterium family, or something.
<Xeniera`sick> There's probably a bounty on my head, and every infection worth his weight in salt is out to collect.

<Charlatan> Question: Why does nobody ever want to talk to a dullahan at parties
<Charlatan> Because they're DULLahans