<Juan> And let's face it, most people feel weird about masturbation in their media. Naked white girls destroying everything are a-ok, though!

<Alkthash> Stupid return key.
<Alkthash> Its trying to betray me.
<Alkthash> It's like Judas and MacBeth had a baby and had the baby trained by ninjas and Max Lord.

<Kashchei> the clitoris?
<Noimporta> And what would that be?

<Saladofstones> there was a saga of mendel and anne frank becoming a couple
<Haven> that's allele too much to handle

<zeroplusalpha> Nanoha Gun: Top Fate is a hilariously awesome cocktail of moechismo and homoerotic subtext.

[swapping Nintendo friend codes]
<jseblan> xxxx-xxxx-6699
<Alicia> Best last four digits.
<ponicalica> better than 6969?
<ponicalica> 6969 has *two* happy couples
<jseblan> yeah or you could consider that 6699 is an actual foursome while 6969 they're just each doing their own thing

<JBridge> Sadly, that's not the first time I've seen mermaid porn with impossible undergarments.

<IllFlower> "Is this better than the Hamas dubstep?" // on a scale of "weird things to see right as you're checking in", this is pretty high

<Barcode> eX: We are mailing each other slaps of concrete, yes.
<eX> Barcode: That's pretty dense
* Nitya plays rimshot
<eX> thank you, thank you, i am here all week
<JuanCarlos> Next week, we get an actual comedian
<eX> JuanCarlos: {{Actually Pretty Funny}}
<JuanCarlos> Thank you. I'll be here next week if you need me. B)

<Barcode> "Environmental Enforcement Officer" Hell yes.
<Barcode> "Spallini, when I get to the bottom of your oil trading black market, your ass is grass."
<IllFlower> "Literally. I will inject chlorophyll *into* your gluteus maximus."