Room 208

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#847

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Iverum> I dislike the UI for Steel Battalion, Barcode.
<Barcode> No, I mean, like, wht about it?
<Iverum> Oh, I mean the whole "peer out of this tiny window" bit.
<Barcode> man, that's the /best part/ of tankshit! the horrid visibility
* Nitya imagines Iverum standing in a submarine, critiquing the viewport UI

#1267

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Alicia> Charlie has issues, okay. The only cures are Byakuren, violence, and drugs.
<Alicia> So he's basically a typical yackfester.

#943

Rated 70 by 15 users
* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football
<Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA.
<kingCrackers> General ruffianism!
<Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____<
* Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone
<Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please
* Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there
<Fiora> *phew*
<kingCrackers> Ow.
<Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are
* Nitya reaches endzone!
<Fiora> I am not a football ;_;
<Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\
<Fiora> I'm not THAT small!
<Nitya> YEAH-HOO!
* Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration!
<Buttercupistiny> D:
* Fiora dies
<Glowsquid> spousal abuse!
<Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_;
<Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~!
<Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl
<Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then
<Fiora> um I'm fiora
<Nitya> what's a fiora
<Fiora> me
<Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!

#87

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Azusa> {{pau gasol is the best power forward in the game}}
<TropeBot> Trope PauGasolIsTheBestPowerForwardInTheGame doesn't exist. Closest match: Big No http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo
<Azusa> LIES TROPE BOT
<Azusa> LIES
<Azusa> AND FUCKING SLANDER

#353

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Alkthash> football is like a shonen anime. It has tones of filler and rarely goes anywhere.
<Alkthash> And everybody starts to blur together eventually.
<Alkthash> And the fans go apeshit over it.

#1072

Rated 52 by 11 users
<Alkthash> Rig is not just a mere gimp.
<Alkthash> Rig is a super high school level gimp.

#1256

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Myrdradek> I had a dream someone on #yackfest wanted to know if, historically, it was accurate that cowboys fucked holes in the ground
<Haruspex> what did we conclude
<Alicia> Sorry I asked man
<Rig> I’ve never heard of that.
<Rig> But I want to know if that’s accurate.
<Haruspex> shit what if we're in mydradek's dream right n
<Alicia> oh man
<Myrdradek> Google is inconclusive
<JBridge> Myrdradek: There's like two recorded instances of it. I can't find the sources right now, though.
<Myrdradek> o_o
<Alicia> Thank you based JBridge.
<JBridge> You're welcome.

#327

Rated 68 by 23 users
<IllFlower> I've heard all number of conflicting things. All I know is that when I wake up, there is a good chance of me being tired.
<Zakdos> don't wake up then
<IllFlower> Zakdos: Yeah, I'll just run this channel in my DREAMS, with a DREAM IRC CLIENT on my DREAM COMPUTER
<IllFlower> And on my DREAM COMPUTER I will run THE ELECTRIC SHEEP SCREEN SAVER, thus opening myself up to A LARGE AMOUNT OF SILLY ANDROID JOKES

#137

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Zakdos> my god, it's like the world wants me to be a pedophile
<Arha> my, you've already thought up your justification?

#873

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> "Also on a happy note my mental breakdown hasn't stopped me from going to ecuador completely" why do I look at facebook, it's just a reminder of how little I know about people
<Barcode> People is a subject that necessitates studying to understand. are? how the fuckd o you structure this sentence
<Barcode> my first guess was are
<Barcode> sounds better with are but \_o_/