Room 208

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#76

Rated 62 by 11 users 
<GMH> and yes, i do masturbate
<GMH> oh hey mapi's here
<GMH> sup
<ponicalica> we all know GMH masturbates to Mapi
<Kanade> someone fapping to me
<Kanade> is weirder than
<Kanade> someone having dream sex with me
<Gilgamesh> GMH does that too.
<GMH> actualy i haven't had dream sex with mapi
<Gilgamesh> doesn't this phrasing imply you do masturbate about her?

#905

Rated 53 by 8 users 
<Barcode> Penguin asked for a book recommendation, RocketDude suggested a battletech novel (?????) that had Vietnam parallels, JBridge didn't understand one of the parallels, saladofstones started talking about it because that's his job~

#810

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<boyhood> Who wants to be Womanliness?
*** MANLINESS is now known as WOMANLINESS
<RocketDude> And the wetness, and the coolness, and the stickyness and the Loch Ness!
<WOMANLINESS> DAMMIT NESSIE
<GMH> Womanly Ness?
<boyhood> Gives new meaning to the term "untouchable."

#44

Rated 40 by 10 users 
<TParadox> It sounds like something {{Setzer and Friedberg}} would do.
<TropeBot> Trope SetzerAndFriedberg doesn't exist. Closest match: ITT we are all online trolls.  - TV Tropes Forum http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=iqx9hlxqcd3mwrc1gjuqltqy&page=4

#269

Rated 55 by 12 users 
<ponicalica> http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666 wow this is a perfect URL
<Omnipresence> URL (1/1): [sports.yahoo.com] Miroslav Satan - Boston Bruins - NHL - Yahoo! Sports

#335

Rated 50 by 13 users 
<Wicked223> @g i will sexually molest you while screaming the names of long fallen deities and painting their signs upon your chest
<Omnipresence> Google: Arson Murder And Jaywalking - Television Tropes & Idioms — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking

#1295

Rated 61 by 6 users 
<Nitya> someday i hope i'm a scientist and i get invited to a conference in tokyo or whatever, and someone asks me what i'm going to do on my day off and i'm all "oh, comiket" as i put on my fake boobs

#1293

Rated 34 by 2 users 
<IllFlower> "iOS developer Kaleb Butt noticed yet another feature" // must not make this guy the butt of a joke... must...

#738

Rated 68 by 8 users 
<IllFlower> "Thanks. Get any new books in recently?"
<IllFlower> "No, sorry. I'll let you know when we do, though."
<IllFlower> *flashbacks to the Mass Effect dialogue wheel*
<Iverum> I like to imagine my conversations as Mass Effect choices. There's one where I'm a righteous dick, there's one where I'm boring, and then there's the one where I'm a sarcastic prick.
<IllFlower> Is there one where you're not a bunch of prerecorded selections?
<Iverum> Nope.

#314

Rated 67 by 13 users 
<FUCKYOUALL-kun> twistedbot: How are you?
<twistedbot> FUCKYOUALL-kun: I am not a bot