<Nitya> Is "Voyages Through Weight Space" the name of a niche porno, a high school math textbook, or what <JuanCarlos> porno math textbook <Nitya> and it's actually the name of, shockingly, a neuro paper <Nitya> the subtitle is "Network Models of an Escape Reflex in the Leech" <Nitya> which is probably not a porno but I'm not 100% on that
<Tzetzuo> I inadvertently convinced my parents that I lost a contest with atashi, which is an "R&D" website. <IllFlower> I take it your stickers came in... and I really would like to know how you got there from here. <Tzetzuo> "So what was that letter? Some kind of contest?" "Uh, yeah, sorta." "Did you win?" "I got some stickers." "Ha. So what is this thing... atashi?" "It's um, it's a sort of arty website." "R&D?" <IllFlower> You're a master of awkwardly not explaining things, aren't you.
<Alkthash> I don't. Her typing quirk of saying This One pisses me off. <goodtimesfreegrog> This one suspects that one is hurt in that one's butt.
<Barcode> "Cemetery Support Clerk" amazingly depressing job <IllFlower> "Have you tried rebooting the deceased?"
<IllFlower> And up and down the internet, heads suddenly jumped to attention upon the announcement that a girl is acquiring glasses...
<ShoujiAn> What do I get as a representative of the Tzetzen empire? <JackMackerel> A jackknife. <Johann> ShoujiAn: sex <Charlatan> ShoujiAn: A free anthology edition of the Illuminatus Trilogy. <ShoujiAn> Hmm. All this sounds good... * JackMackerel gives ShoujiAn a nasty looking knife <Johann> well, i refuse to give you sex <ShoujiAn> If I stab someone with it will they get a nasty disease? <ShoujiAn> Ok <Haruspex> You also get an anus dentata for dealing with Jackerel. Use it wisely. <ShoujiAn> Cool! <Charlatan> ...Anus dentata. Fascinating. <JackMackerel> Strapons. <JackMackerel> It STILL hurts :< <Haruspex> I don't think that "anus" is actually Latin (?), but Tzetzeans speak Byzantine Greek anyway.
<Haruspex> @define invaginate <Omnipresence> Haruspex: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: invaginate (English word) | definitions — Result: 1 | verb | sheathe; 2 | verb | fold inwards <Haruspex> i'm learning so many words <Haruspex> several of which can be used as horrible sexual euphemisms, tooo <Nova> no <Haruspex> My man-meat thirsts for invagination! <Haruspex> wait, "throbbing" should be in there <Nova> :| <Haruspex> nova, don't you write? this is stuff you need to know. <Nova> i am not writing about throbbing man-things. <Haruspex> Perhaps you will someday! You should be prepared. <Iron> What if you get into writing porn someday? <Iron> Or yaoi? <Iron> You need to know your sex for those <Haruspex> Or retinal development fanfiction? <Haruspex> The neural tube evaginates. You may need to know this! <Nova> If I got into writing porn I'm fairly sure it would be wimmin-on-wimmin porn anyway. <Haruspex> That can involve invagination too, ya know. <Iron> You may have to write for gay porn <Iron> As in guy-on-guy <Nova> why would i even * Fiora dips Nova in liquid yaoi. <Haruspex> Being bitten by a mutant gay man? <Nova> Fiora: why would you betray me like this <Fiora> What, is yaoi like, acidic, and you're basic? <Fiora> Or is this like matter and antimatter? <Haruspex> I'll say she's basic. If you know what I mean. *wink* <Nova> I am yuri, the vat is yaoi. They are antithesis to one another, or something. <Fiora> No, they're complementary! <Nova> No they're not! <Fiora> See, in a story, there's boys and girls, right? <Nova> Not necessarily? <Fiora> You pair the boys with each other, and the girls with each other. <Fiora> It's the natural order of things! <Nova> I thought the natural order of things was for girls to only exist to get in the way of the yaoi. <Haruspex> your silliness is not appreciated in this high-minded discussion of being bitten by gay people <Iron> But nova, you may need knowledge of guy-on-guy sex someday <Nova> But anyway, Fiora, STOP ENCOURAGIGN THEM TOE NCOURAGE ME TO WRITE ABOUT THROBBING MAN-THINGS.
<Suke> Solstace. <Suke> I want you inside me * Solstace thrusts his hands inside Suke's abdomen, and begins to massage him from the inside.
<FreshMagusHarvey> what's the term for what happens when you build more roads then people drive more and it's still just as congested? <AliceTensei> America. :P
<EnglishIvy> To people who are fans of something, everything that isn't praise looks like incessant mocking.