<Alkthash> why would you ban evade at TVT? <Alkthash> It's like trying to play with the annoying older brother who keeps beating you up and breaking your toys. <Alkthash> Sure they may seem cool, but when the divorce settlement comes and you each have to go with different parents, you aren't supposed to miss the sibling who made fun miserable. <Alkthash> This metaphor keeps getting depressing now that I think about what I'm actually saying.
<Barcode> i told you about the guy who painted a zizek portrait at some art thing i went to, right? * Nitya imagines Call of Cthulhu, but with the poets and sculptors arting zizek instead of cthulhu <Barcode> i had to walk down an alley, i was increasingly nervous about the people around me <Nitya> The alleyway had an oppressive quality Barcode could not stop to define. Not just the walls, but the masses of people around him seemed to press in. From the ghetto, they were, [about a paragraph of racism] until he came to rest at the stand. There, only there, did he look up, only to see the Slovenian
<Nitya> what the hell is an insatiable hour <Nitya> how do you satiate a unit of time? <Nitya> this cover raises so many important questions <Juan> you sacrifice your minutes to it??? <Nitya> but it's an hour! it's MADE OF minutes
<ColorPrinter> Here's a hint: I and E <ColorPrinter> and nternet and xplorer <RocketDude> Enternet Ixplorer <RocketDude> Do I win anything
<Suke> Solstace. <Suke> I want you inside me * Solstace thrusts his hands inside Suke's abdomen, and begins to massage him from the inside.
<soc> nobody wants to hear about how I scrape dried grease and oil off my body every night <CatEgg> I'm sure someone here does <jbit> there's probably some dude on craigslist who cares <soc> :/ <jbit> he might even pay you to watch
<Lin_Chong> I hate legal homework. <Lin_Chong> Fuck it. <zeroplusalpha> Singapore is still English common law, with few eccentricities, yes? <Lin_Chong> Yes. <zeroplusalpha> Not a fan of trial without jury aspect, I have to say. <Lin_Chong> That's bad. <Lin_Chong> But what's getting me is the FUCKING CONTRACTS FUCK CONTRACTS FUCK FUCK FUCK <Lin_Chong> ...sorry. <Charlatan> ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ <Lin_Chong> FUCK YOU TOO <Lin_Chong> GODDAMN FUCKING CAT RAT <Lin_Chong> FUCKING HEAT DEATH <Lin_Chong> FUCKING TORMENTING KIDS <Lin_Chong> NO LONGER SORRY
<Spacethash> So wait, in that game would Skrillex be a Paradigm member that is attempting to subvert Iroquois magic and hobo rituals and who must be shot on sight?
<jseblandTheftAuto> "don't choke on the bone fragments" b- but- it's a salad <Generality> Salads can have bones. <saladofstones> I should know
<IllFlower> I didn't know Hikari carried handcuffs on her. <IllFlower> She must be into some kinky stuff. <Alicia> Oh my God, IllFlower. <Alicia> You have to be prepared, man. <IllFlower> Because opportunities for bondage could come at any moment. Got it. <Alicia> NOOOO. <Alicia> They're... magical. <Alicia> >:C <ponicalica> Magical bondage. Got it. <Alicia> OH GOD DAMN IT. <Alicia> Who cares as long as they're under control. <Alicia> Wait. Damn it. * Alicia just shuts up now.