<Iverum> Sexually Transmitted Idea?
<IllFlower> "Wait, dear, can't you stay in bed just a little long--" "No, I need to write this down /now/, before I forget!"

<Saladofstones> they did a striptease to lure out a god
<Lin_Chong> I've done that.
<Lin_Chong> The god didn't come.
<Saladofstones> thats because you're either not a virgin lin chong or not a miko
<Lin_Chong> I don't know what I am anymore.
<Saladofstones> if you're a virgin, call me, I'm totally a god
<Saladofstones> from nigeria
<Saladofstones> I need to distill your virginess to sell viagra overseas

<Rig> +decide porny comments about parents not being home for a while|you can be classier than that
<rollermine> Rig: you can be classier than that
<Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "are you from ireland? because my penis is-" he was cut off by the sound of an explosion
<Rig> "There once was a man from Nantucket," the lance corporal began to recite before the railgun shell tore his arm off.
<Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "Maybe after we're done this spacewalk we can head back to my quarters for a little..." He gesticulated feebly within his spacesuit, the movements lost within its bulky folds.

<saladofstones> concept art is my body and sketches are my blood
<saladofstones> I have created over a thousand sabers
<saladofstones> Unknown to Sleep, Nor known to Daylight
<saladofstones> Have withstood sleep deprivation to create many Sabers
<saladofstones> yet, these hands will never hold anything
<saladofstones> so as I pray
<saladofstones> official design works

<Nitya> the adventures of one erect metallic penis in syria

<Charlatan> +say HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
<rollermine> Charlatan: HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
<Charlatan> ...
<Charlatan> I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKER TO *QUOTE* ME
<Vernal> .addquote Charlatan <Charlatan> I SUCK COCKS
<Vernal> 100% accurate
<Vernal> well actually, I only used half the text, which concentrates the correctness.
<Vernal> So it's more like 200%.
<saladofstones> if I were to add cocks would it be 400 percent correct?
<Vernal> More cocks is always more correct.
<IllFlower> saladofstones: Gotta be careful with highly concentrated correctness. You could kill someone with that.

<Noimporta> BE A MAN.
<Noimporta> A CUDDLY, MOE INTERJECTION SPOUTING MAN.
<Noimporta> BUT A MAN NONETHELESS
<Noimporta> AND WATCH IT
<Noimporta> THEN, YOU'LL BE EVEN MORE OF A MAN
<TParadox> YOU'LL BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER

*** Noimporta left the room (quit: Quit: Clap on! , Clap off! Clap@#&$NO CARRIER).

<AliceTensei> Oddly, this torrent also has the OSTs.
<Barcode> Orbital Shock Troopers.
<AliceTensei> Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaka.
<AliceTensei> ...Actually, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakode.
<Barcode> That just sounds like your british accent shining through!
<RocketDude> Or some drawn-out Boston pronunciation
<RocketDude> Pahk the Bahkode at Hahvahd Yahd

<Arha> Titillation: Like ventilation, only with tits