<Barcode> http://www.picsthatdontsuck.com/web/muslim_prayer.html Surely SOME part of a Muslim's direction vector is towards Mecca! <Jack> Little do they realize that prayers actually are affected by gravity <Jack> Christians have it harder, their prayers have to make escape velocity.
<Barcode> "Cemetery Support Clerk" amazingly depressing job <IllFlower> "Have you tried rebooting the deceased?"
<Nitya> what the hell is an insatiable hour <Nitya> how do you satiate a unit of time? <Nitya> this cover raises so many important questions <Juan> you sacrifice your minutes to it??? <Nitya> but it's an hour! it's MADE OF minutes
*** buttercupistiny cockpunches Charlie <Scharlatan> >_____< <Scharlatan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Scharlatan> THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN <buttercupistiny> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING ME COCKPUNCHING PRIVILEGES <JBridge> BUTTERCUP YOU FOOL CHARLATAN'S COCK IS THE BUTTON TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
<Nitya> Keep in mind, when i use the term "murder", I use it in a broader fashion than you may be used to. <Nitya> Turning people into sapient dickworm colonies, for one. <saladofstones> but I guess I learned nitya likes to turn his victims into dickworm colonies because he's secretly zouken <saladofstones> since I know this and haven't been turned into a dickworm colony yet, that makes me either the kiritsugu or the kirei of the relationship <saladofstones> Nitya that means I get to chant bible verses and exorcise you <saladofstones> and then Fiora snaps and becomes the anti-chirst and I have a manly fight with Illflower while Rig casts magic <Nitya> this sounds good to me <Fiora> I am not the anti-christ <_>
<Kirino> i still am not that versed in <Kirino> stripping
<Zudak> blamspam: I literally didn't know it was Easter until Sunshine Werewolf said something about chocolate rabbits <blamspam> You GODLESS HEATHEN! * blamspam sends you a delicious chocolate Jesus <Rotty> Take, eat. This is his body.
<ponicalica> of course not, and ignore the meth I'm taking off this gay prostitute
[discussing China Mieville] <bogo_lode> i'm thinking more about his books <bogo_lode> they essentially all have the protags win <bogo_lode> but in a way that is horrible and despair inducing <Barcode> and lo, the protagonists won so hard they became the villains and lost to themselves <bogo_lode> that kinda happens in the squid one
<saladofstones> welcome to night ME3 threads <saladofstones> where everyone is gay <saladofstones> even the andriods <jseblan> YES <TParadox> especially the androids.