<CTrombley> Oh man, Giger died
<CTrombley> Of the people who presented their sexual hang-ups to the public in the form of science fiction, he was the least offensive.

<Nitya> fuck you can't sell tigers
<Nitya> this is bullshit amazon

<JackMackerel> The "Roran is a psychopath for being a warrior" kinda bugs me, though. No shit he's prideful over his kills, he's a warrior.
<Barcode[guiltycrown]> yes but *discussion on morality of soldiers*
<Iverum> *discussion of MGS*
<Barcode[guiltycrown]> *inevitable linking of steel battalion mechs*
<Iverum> *argument about the frailty of VTs*
<Barcode[guiltycrown]> *concession, discussion on realism of mechs*
<Iverum> *derailment into the role of tanks on a modern battlefield*
<Barcode[guiltycrown]> *some notes, then lack of response* :P

<CTrombley> Lupin was sittin' all sexy like, but Snape didn't give a damn as all his damns had just been stolen. Snape picked up Lupin by the ear and punched him in the eye. Lupin wrestled Snape to the ground and they pulled each other's hair and shredded each other's clothes. Don't know why, but they did. The fight paused, partly because they were old, exhausted men but mostly because Spike Jones was standing above them laughing evilly.
<CTrombley> Snapes could feel the blood throb out of his enormous nose, obviously. The problem was that he could feel Lupin touching his throbbing member.
<CTrombley> "FOOOLS!" bellowed Spike Jones in his middle range, unimpressive voice. "I have gathered you here today for one reason! Only I can have the worlds greatest collection of bric a brac! Only I, the artist, can truly appreciate its power, its majesty, the power of junk to communicate the very soul!"
<CTrombley> "We've been double crossed!" observed Snape inaccurately. The professor was rendered slow witted by the recent events. "There is only one way to defeat Spike Jones..." said Lupin. Snape looked at him and slowly realized ... That he could just use magic to solve this situation. He did. The End.

<Solstace> .decide pokemon | Skyrim
<jseblan> Solstace: if only we could mix both
<Solstace> Alduin and Charizard held each other in a lover's embrace.....
<jseblan> :|
<Solstace> "Shout for me," Charizard said.
<SpruceZeus|Terraria> It was super effective

<IllFlower> I've heard all number of conflicting things. All I know is that when I wake up, there is a good chance of me being tired.
<Zakdos> don't wake up then
<IllFlower> Zakdos: Yeah, I'll just run this channel in my DREAMS, with a DREAM IRC CLIENT on my DREAM COMPUTER
<IllFlower> And on my DREAM COMPUTER I will run THE ELECTRIC SHEEP SCREEN SAVER, thus opening myself up to A LARGE AMOUNT OF SILLY ANDROID JOKES

<Zipp> Did I kill the conversation, or was it already dead to begin with?
<VerticalPig> It's like a fish out of water. Occasionally it shows signs of life by flopping awkwardly. Then somebody kicks it back into the ocean only for it to flop out again.
<VerticalPig> At this point you think that someone would have taken it home and eaten it for dinner, but IRC channels are of poor nutritional value.

<Solstace> HEY, NITYA, I HAVE A PDF FOR YOU!
<Nitya> OMGF!!!!!
<Nitya> ...oh my godding fuck? hm

<Joel> Chickens?
<Fifthman> Choice I liked best -_-
<Joel> Ah.
<Joel> Chickens aren't haphazard, though.
<buttercupistiny> do YOU run around after we chop off your head, joel?
<Joel> Yes.
<buttercupistiny> Well, fuck

<Nitya> At least you haven't had your mom ask you to read her Harry Potter fanfic.
<Nitya> that was the moment at which I truly realized I was living in the future