<Jinxed> if you want a hug I can give ya one
<Jinxed> but korgy's special cause he's a teddy bear
<Noimporta> Being Australian, wouldn't he be more of a Koala?
<Korgmeister> Koalas are like psycho teddy bears.
<Korgmeister> Oh wait, that kinda works.
<Jinxed> well I have a theory he's a mutant Corgi who's grown gigantic
<Jinxed> he just happens to be kinna grumpy

<Arha> I was going to make a statement about how I secretly like all the people I bitch about but someone would probably put a quote of it into the database and I would never live it down

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<SpruceZeus> And lo, the Lord spake from the heavens, saying, let all the dudes be nuked. And the dudes all got nuked. And the Lord saw that it was basically the bombest-ass shit.
<SpruceZeus> And he didst not even look at the explosion

<Barcode> basically the whole area was coated in frozen rain, which probably made some lines snap on their own and definitely made some trees smash through power lines
<Barcode> it's a scale thing, i think. i mean it's not like this doesn't happen occasionally in smaller areas.
<Nitya> don't i know it
<Barcode> you look at some trees and they look like peeled bananas minus the banana
<Barcode> they look like banana peels I FUCKING GUESS
<Nitya> banana peels, barcode

<IllFlower> it wasn't my plan to RP a sarcastic character. it just happens when you're cast alongside JBridge and JackMackerel :p

<StarGirl00> European wieners are tasty

<Electivirus> @shit Poni/Fast Eddie

<Generality> I can't believe films are still using "10% of your brain".
<Nitya> it applies to so many things though
<Nitya> like, take tires. at any given time only a bit of it is touching the ground. probably even less than a tenth!
<Nitya> what i'm saying is if we started using 100% of our tires at once the possibilities are limitless.
<Barcode> you still always use 100% of your tyres, the whole thing contains air pressure
<Nitya> the air's not touching the ground! USELESS.

<Zipp> Did I kill the conversation, or was it already dead to begin with?
<VerticalPig> It's like a fish out of water. Occasionally it shows signs of life by flopping awkwardly. Then somebody kicks it back into the ocean only for it to flop out again.
<VerticalPig> At this point you think that someone would have taken it home and eaten it for dinner, but IRC channels are of poor nutritional value.