<Saladofstones> they did a striptease to lure out a god <Lin_Chong> I've done that. <Lin_Chong> The god didn't come. <Saladofstones> thats because you're either not a virgin lin chong or not a miko <Lin_Chong> I don't know what I am anymore. <Saladofstones> if you're a virgin, call me, I'm totally a god <Saladofstones> from nigeria <Saladofstones> I need to distill your virginess to sell viagra overseas
*** Lin_Chongy joined #yackfest <Lin_Chongy> Lin Chongy? Good Lord, what am I, a rapper? *** Lin_Chongy is now known as Lin_Chong <VerticalPig> "LIN CHONGY IN DA HOOOOUUUUUUUUUSE! Just a kid from Shanghai, but my words, they don't lie..."
<Fiora> So like, if you mix us, you get a tasty lemonade? <Fiora> So like, does this mean me/Illflower is called "lemonade" now <IllFlower> Fanfiction has taught me to regard anything related to lemons with some skepticism! <Fiora> ... good point :< <Fiora> Um... limeade! <ponicalica> Isn't lime also a pornographic fanfic genre? <Fiora> ... I... wouldn't know ._. <Nova> i think it's softcore, if i remember correctly <kingCrackers> Lemons, limes, oranges. <Nova> I don't think oranges are a term. <Nitya> they are delicious, however. <kingCrackers> If it's a citrus, it's got fucking. <divert_time> what about tangerines, in that case? <divert_time> or clementines? <Nitya> Also delicious. <ponicalica> those are the kinky stuff <divert_time> grapefruit <Fiora> Stop associating tasty fruits with porn >_< <divert_time> I don't want to know what kind of fanfic grapefruits stand for <Nova> hey, we haven't even gotten into apples yet <Fiora> ahhhhhhhh ._. <kingCrackers> Clearly there is a fanfic genre called beef.
* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football <Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA. <kingCrackers> General ruffianism! <Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____< * Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone <Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please * Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there <Fiora> *phew* <kingCrackers> Ow. <Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are * Nitya reaches endzone! <Fiora> I am not a football ;_; <Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\ <Fiora> I'm not THAT small! <Nitya> YEAH-HOO! * Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration! <Buttercupistiny> D: * Fiora dies <Glowsquid> spousal abuse! <Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_; <Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~! <Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl <Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then <Fiora> um I'm fiora <Nitya> what's a fiora <Fiora> me <Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!
<Lin_Chong> Clearly all martial artists should learn the drums. <zeroplusalpha> They should, actually, and the rhythm aspect is also very important. <Lin_Chong> Imagine an entire mountain range, with line upon line upon line of bare-chested acolytes pounding their way into the morning light, their drumsticks cast from lead and their drums lined with tiger-skin. <Lin_Chong> And in the temple below, all the masters take advantage of the glorious back-beat and rock out truly righteously.
<kingCrackers> Fiora is <kingCrackers> Fuck <Nova> wat <Nova> no she's not <Solstace> Fiora: You have been alleged with being "Fuck". How do you respond? <Nitya> yeah, fiora isn't really very fuck at all <Fiora> Um... I... I'm not "fuck" ... whatever that means!
<Lin_Chong> I hate legal homework. <Lin_Chong> Fuck it. <zeroplusalpha> Singapore is still English common law, with few eccentricities, yes? <Lin_Chong> Yes. <zeroplusalpha> Not a fan of trial without jury aspect, I have to say. <Lin_Chong> That's bad. <Lin_Chong> But what's getting me is the FUCKING CONTRACTS FUCK CONTRACTS FUCK FUCK FUCK <Lin_Chong> ...sorry. <Charlatan> ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ <Lin_Chong> FUCK YOU TOO <Lin_Chong> GODDAMN FUCKING CAT RAT <Lin_Chong> FUCKING HEAT DEATH <Lin_Chong> FUCKING TORMENTING KIDS <Lin_Chong> NO LONGER SORRY
<Lin_Chong> Back from my older brother's surprise twenty-fourth. <Barcode> "he just got older on us unexpectedly" <Lin_Chong> It was pretty fun. Got to drink white wine and pear cider. <Lin_Chong> When he was stunned in surprise, we got his girlfriend to take his wallet and phone out, as well as removed his shoes. <Lin_Chong> And then we threw him in the pool. <Lin_Chong> I called it a "baptism". <Barcode> more fun than most baptisms <Juan> baptisms ain't shit <Juan> baptisms by fire on the other hand <Barcode> yeah as a kid they just kind of dipped me in napalm <jseblan> that explains so much
<Solstace> ponicalica: >:|||||||| <Nitya> yeah, ponicalica, greater than colon series of pipes. <HederaHelix> Uh oh, Solstace has eight mouths! Run! <Lin_Chong> The crawling chaos. <RocketDude> We always knew that Solstace was an abomination under that bishie skin <Barcode> abishonenation <Nitya> bishbomination. <jseblan> From His eight mouth screams the End of Man, and it spews flames of great heat. The Solstace comes and with it our doom, and great music.
<AlisaBannings> This fucking feeling in my throat....WHO INVENTED ILLNESS!?! <Lin_Chong> That would be Malaratron. <Lin_Chong> Metatron's kid brother. <Lin_Chong> Everybody told him that nepotism was a baaaaaaaaaaaaad idea, but did he listen? Nooooooooooooo.