<Fiora> ... okay, what the heck @_@ <Fiora> I just got summoned by a guy who refused to attack <Fiora> he just sat there with his shield, expecting me to shoot <Fiora> at some point we got double teamed and I was killed because he still refused to attack <Fiora> I um. I don't know what was going on there. <Fiora> like he was an okay meatshield but ????? <Alicia> Probably just takes him aegis't'slash. <Fiora> ALICIA
<Electivirus> DIE, POCKET MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD! <Electivirus> Arceus: IT IS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN RELEASED FROM MY POKEBALL <Fusionman> YOU STEAL MENS SOULS AND SHOVE THEM IN BALLS! <Electivirus> PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL POKERELIGIONS! <Electivirus> POKEKIND ILL NEEDS SUCH A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!! <Electivirus> WHAT IS A POKEMON?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF DATA! <Electivirus> BUT, ENOUGH TALK! I CHALLENGE YOU!
<Nova> kiwis are the worst bird <Nova> worship owls instead <Alkthash> Do you really want to go down this road Nova? Dark thinks lie down this path <Alkthash> Bluh. I don't want to hear another thing about owls. The next person who says anything about the devil birds will get cut. Immediately after that I will lick the wound to savor their fear and surprise. But not content that they have been kissed twice, first by my steel and then by my hate, I will whisper 8 words in their ear. And then they will take five steps and have their heart stop as a host of maggots begins to crawl out their eyes <Alkthash> Eventually enveloping their body in a coccoon of festering pain and despair. <Alkthash> And then I will drop the spaghetti to get senpai to notice me
<Untaxidermist> I wonder how many people in the world are genuinely turned on by the idea of snuggling while playing Pokemon. <Solstace> Probably every nerd who grew up with pokemon >.< <Untaxidermist> So I have this idea for a brothel...
<Solstace> .decide pokemon | Skyrim <jseblan> Solstace: if only we could mix both <Solstace> Alduin and Charizard held each other in a lover's embrace..... <jseblan> :| <Solstace> "Shout for me," Charizard said. <SpruceZeus|Terraria> It was super effective
<Barcode[WoT]> meowth can learn anything, including english
<Tibetanfox> I mean, I know what gay porn is, but I don't know fuck about this new Pokemon.