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<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 17 minutes ago: stop being such an uneducated jerk, not letting fiora give you a goodnight kiss.
<feepbot> Nitya: Fiora left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: asdfdkljsk I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT Juan stop this libel
<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: what if i say no
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: Nitya and Fiora sitting in a tree...
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 14 minutes ago: You've been asked to appear in court to give testimony in a civil suit...
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 13 minutes ago: ... discussing neurobiology. While making out.
<feepbot> Nitya: Fiora left a note 9 hours, 13 minutes ago: stop these people somehow ;_;
<feepbot> Nitya: Lin_Chong left a note 9 hours, 12 minutes ago: I realize that this message will be buried under all the rest, but did you get to read Pandemonium?
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 12 minutes ago: Might I remind you that #yackfest severely frowns upon murder as a mechanism for silencing dissent.
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 11 minutes ago: it is too late. we have already discovered all the details of your sordid affair with fiora. all of them.
<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 11 minutes ago: i do apologize for the mess i've helped to create. By which I mean, I relish and will enjoy your reaction.
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 10 minutes ago: Please disregard all of the previous notes and kill JuanCarlos.

<jseblan> .decide traverse the white light | don't
<feepbot> jseblan: traverse the white light
<jseblan> ooh cinematic
<jseblan> ooh crocodile
<jseblan> OH GOD
<jseblan> NOT CROCODILE
<jseblan> AAAH
<jseblan> WHAT THE FUCK

<SewerShark> I had deep fried oreos in fat that was used to fry chicken. An interesting taste.
<feepbot> SewerShark: Barcode left a note 13 hours, 19 minutes ago: believe it or not i've seen that before

<Tibetanfox> You know what Feepbot loves, though?
<Tibetanfox> Ponies.
<AnOtherT> feepbot: do you like ponies?
<Saigyouji> .decide Genocide|Ponies
<feepbot> Saigyouji: Genocide
<EnglishIvy> Oh shit.

<GuitarBizarre> Only a programmer could take a function that works perfectly and break it by improving it. 
<Nitya> It's basically standard procedure.

<Arha> I think most of us would agree that I'm more of an evil overlord than you
<JBridge> Really?
<JBridge> Try this.
<JBridge> Type .rr six times.
<JBridge> If you live, you're eviler than me.
<Arha> Evil overlords do not follow commands
<JBridge> DO IT FAGGOT
<Arha> .rr
<feepbot> Arha: Click. 
<Arha> hm
<Arha> .rr
<feepbot> Arha: Click. 
<Arha> hmmm
<Arha> doesn't seem to be working
<JBridge> Four more times.
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Solstace> lol arha.
<JBridge> What'd he do?
<Jack> Win.
<Jack> Since he's the evilest.
<JBridge> Fine.
<JBridge> .rr
<feepbot> JBridge: Boom! You're dead. 
<feepbot> JBridge: The gun has been reloaded. 
<JBridge> GOD
<JBridge> FUCKING
<JBridge> DAMMIT
* Jack claps
<Arha> Ahem.
<Arha> Thank you, thank you
<JBridge> ...I have nothing to say to you.
<Arha> Of course. You're not to speak until spoken to, slave

<Jiejie> I thought the .note system existed in order to emulate a terrible postal system?  You know, like stories about getting letters forty years after they were sent

<JBridge> Oh, this is gonna sting.
<feepbot> JBridge: Barcode left a note 22 hours, 2 minutes ago: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/12/03/cardboard-children-dust-tactics/ «And it is QUICK. It is a fucking slaughter. Last night I set up for a quick game, won, and put the game away again in HALF A FUCKING HOUR. Think about that. A whole battle played in the time it takes to watch an episode of The Golden Girls.»
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 48 minutes ago: Upload some silly subs to Omnibooru.
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 5 minutes ago: New episode of Fate/Zero out! Download it!
<feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 14 hours, 5 minutes ago: Find some way to remember things that doesn't involve leaving notes for yourself on IRC!
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 4 minutes ago: Never!
<feepbot> JBridge: Cosman246 left a note 14 hours, 4 minutes ago: Eat a live frog in the morning
<feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 14 hours, 3 minutes ago: Oh, and look up that  thing you were going to look up.
<feepbot> JBridge: Nitya left a note 14 hours, 2 minutes ago: lolol notes, etc.
<feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 13 hours, 59 minutes ago: John G killed your wife. Hunt him down and kill him.
<feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 13 hours, 57 minutes ago: Actually, you don't have a wife. Nitya planted a false memory in your head! Hunt *him* down and kill him.
<feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 13 hours, 56 minutes ago: Don't listen to IllFlower's lies!
<feepbot> JBridge: JackMackerel left a note 13 hours, 55 minutes ago: SUFFER LIKE TSUKASA DID. GO SOLSTACE
<feepbot> JBridge: Cosman246 left a note 13 hours, 55 minutes ago: Join diasp.org
<feepbot> JBridge: Solstace left a note 13 hours, 54 minutes ago: Sooo, about that vidja card.....
<feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 13 hours, 53 minutes ago: LORd used the video card to kill Nitya!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

<ponicalica> .decide GuitarBizarre | lolicon
<Noimporta> <feepbot> ponicalica: GuitarBizarre is indeed a lolicon

<HamSandwich> .seen bot abuse
<feepbot> HamSandwich: I have not seen bot abuse in this channel!