<Barcostuming> Snowden will not leak Russian assassins to your dad's location.

<Lin_Chong> Back from my older brother's surprise twenty-fourth.
<Barcode> "he just got older on us unexpectedly"
<Lin_Chong> It was pretty fun. Got to drink white wine and pear cider.
<Lin_Chong> When he was stunned in surprise, we got his girlfriend to take his wallet and phone out, as well as removed his shoes.
<Lin_Chong> And then we threw him in the pool.
<Lin_Chong> I called it a "baptism".
<Barcode> more fun than most baptisms
<Juan> baptisms ain't shit
<Juan> baptisms by fire on the other hand
<Barcode> yeah as a kid they just kind of dipped me in napalm
<jseblan> that explains so much

<Barcode> i live in a static discharge hell. just a constant fucking electron bukkake.

<JBridge> So, my parents are on this really strict diet.
<JBridge> The only kind of bread they can eat is that untasty kind.
<JBridge> Not wheat, but some grain.
<Barcodecoterrorist> Pseudowholegrain?
<JBridge> I think I remember they were talking about Control, Commitment, Concentration, and a bunch of other stuff.
<Barcodecoterrorist> how about Don't Drink Soda, Don't Eat Dessert, Don't Eat Too Much, And Exercise
<JBridge> I think it was the Seven Cs of Rye.
<Barcodecoterrorist> seven.
<JBridge> Yes, that was all for the pun.
<Barcodecoterrorist> too much effort
<JBridge> Maybe.
<Barcodecoterrorist> well let's hear all the seas, then.
<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TizHxIKwyc
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - ‪The Seven Seas Of Rhye by Queen with lyrics‬‏
<Barcodecoterrorist> wait
<Barcodecoterrorist> ERROR: Too much meta. (2097)

<TheBarcO> +ballot rigging
<rollermine> TheBarcO: The vote is on! Your choices are: rigging.

<BGTB2005> So I'm watching a show that Subaru and Gainax were involved with
<RocketDude> Subaru?
<Barcode> Subaru the car company?
<BGTB2005> Yes
<Nitya> top gear, eva edition
<Barcode> "Subaru runs into Aoi at a bus shelter, where they make up with each other. " uh oh
<Nitya> I'm so sorry for hurting you, Aoi-chan. Can I make it up to you with the SUBARU ULTIMATE CAR CHAMPIONSHIP CONTEST 2011??

<Iverum> I dislike the UI for Steel Battalion, Barcode.
<Barcode> No, I mean, like, wht about it?
<Iverum> Oh, I mean the whole "peer out of this tiny window" bit.
<Barcode> man, that's the /best part/ of tankshit! the horrid visibility
* Nitya imagines Iverum standing in a submarine, critiquing the viewport UI

<Barcode> Finally! Success in video games, once more!
<Nitya> How many points?
<Barcode> On the contrary, my team and I bested another team in the ring of honour.
<RocketDude> But what did you do with the fight money?
<AliceTensei> Cocaine and prostitutes, clearly.
<Barcode> the stereotypical answer owuld have been: battlemechs
<jseblan> Cocaine and mechs with boobs and STDs, then
<RocketDude> At least he didn't buy two of every animal on earth.
<AliceTensei> That is a horrifying mental image.
<RocketDude> Or two of every boat on earth
<AliceTensei> Two of every mech.
<RocketDude> And then he herded them onto a dropship, and then he beat the crap out of every single one
<AliceTensei> With a feather duster?
<RocketDude> ...Ten pints of Stella and a dollop of chlamydia.
<AliceTensei> Anyone who drinks Stella should be shot on sight. With an anti-tank rifle.
<jseblan> we managed to mix together in one conversation Battletech, Team Fortress 2, alcohol, STDs, prostitution and drugs. I am crying right now.

<Charlatan> *cheat joke
<Charlatan> CHEAP JOKE
<Charlatan> I CANNOT TYPE
<Barcode> have tyou even looked atm yfucking typoing
<Barcode> typoing --> was supposed to be typing

<Barcode> for a second I thought ThatDrunkWoman was Fiora
<Buttercupistiny> Oh god, Doodlebug, what are you doing in channel
<RocketDude> I think it might be Aon
<RocketDude> But that raises too many questions
<ThatDrunkWoman> I am existing
<ponicalica> it actually is Aondeug
<ThatDrunkWoman> hush
<Nitya> A Tribute to That Dead Person, Through Crossdressing
<ponicalica> except Nitya is probably too big for Aondeug's skirts
<Nitya> I'll slim down. anything for art
<ponicalica> she's like a foot shorter than you
<Nitya> I could crouch!
<Nitya> or I could make like
<Nitya> I could get Barcode to wear them, he's probably short
<RocketDude> I can't imagine a scenario where Barcode will have to go into drag
<Nitya> in the event aondeug dies, we will celebrate her death by dressing you up in her skirts and taking photos of you with her plushies, barcode.