Room 208

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Rated 80 by 15 users
<Zudak> because i'd rather talk about boners than politics or dumb people on the internet


Rated 78 by 43 users
<IllFlower> I must say, I'm going to look forward to political campaigns in 30 years.
<IllFlower> "Is it true, Mr. Senator, that you trolled 4chan in your teenage years? We have evidence that you wrote, and I quote, 'LOLOLOL DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS' in one post. How do you answer to the questions surrounding allegations of a homosexual affair?"


Rated 76 by 12 users
<Nitya> video game joke, libertarian joke, music joke, electronics joke, music joke
<GMH> Why did Mario cross the road?  To get to the Princess!  Why was the Princess on the other side of the road?  Because her job was over there!  Why was her job over there?  Because she gets so few gigs as an oboist!  Why does she get so few gigs as a oboist?  Because her case didn't contain a bigger hard drive!  Why didn't her case contain a bigger hard drive?  Because her instrument's repertoire is so small!


Rated 72 by 10 users
<Saladofstones> seems like they were worried about having a maoist revolution of some sorts
<Saladofstones> there are too many isms in communism
<Saladofstones> we need a new proletariat revolution and combine all the isms into one big ism
<Saladofstones> we shall call it the great ism, and it shall be glorious


Rated 72 by 10 users
<Saladofstones> Well the tonkin incident was meant to escalate the war
<Saladofstones> what helped was the confusion
<Saladofstones> see intelligence fucked up, and thought there were two incidents at first
<Saladofstones> because in that day, it was hard to determine whether or not two or more people were talking about the same incident from different perspectives
<Saladofstones> NSA and CIA clarified that it was one, but the congress members who wanted war ignored later findings to escalate the war
<Saladofstones> which ended well for both sides
<Saladofstones> we got rid of our surplus of toxic chemicals, napalm, and poor people
<Saladofstones> and Vietnam got rid of its surplus of poor people, trees, and natives
<Saladofstones> Ho Chi Minh and Nixon were seen hi-fiving each other over how well it went and went on to drink beer in Michigan Central's Pub


Rated 69 by 19 users
<GMH> okay, give me a noun that you think fits "easily fooled"
<Darxzero> Voters


Rated 68 by 8 users
<blamspam> What does it mean to have a gendered approach to war and peace issues? Choose one example of a failed gendered approach in a peacebuilding or military effort, and one that succeeded. Analyze how gender issues contribute to the success or failure of the peace efforts you have selected.
<Fiora> missiles are clearly phallic objects, so the US navy's focus on missile cruisers is clearly an example of a gendered approach to warfare, in which they assault enemy nations with volleys of long, hard objects representing American masculinity.


Rated 67 by 13 users
<IllFlower> Hm, people are talking about over-Americanized subs. I'm tempted to form a Real American(tm) sub group in response.
<IllFlower> "We also take offense to the increase in 'Americanization' of fansubs, but for a different reason: these so-called 'American' subs in no way represent true conservative American values, as our Founding Fathers intended. We at Real America Subs want to correct this grievous wrong."
<IllFlower> "Q: Why are you subtitling Japanese television shows? Aren't you just supporting the exporting of our entertainment industry and taking away American jobs? // A: We believe that the Japanese entertainment industry would not exist had America not brought democracy to the country after World War II; thus, anime is actually American, and any claims otherwise are an affront to American exceptionalism."
<IllFlower> "Q: How am I supposed to find your releases? They're not on BitTorrent or XDCC. // A: BitTorrent is socialism in disguise, as it asks us to rely on our peers and redistribute our wealth through the practice of 'seeding'. Conservasubs believes that the free market should be allowed to determine a price for our subtitles. If you would like a copy, please send $750 to P.O. Box 1846, St. Petersburg, FL 33701."


Rated 65 by 12 users
<JBridge> Actually, there should be a 4chan party.
<IllFlower> Sadly, it's composed entirely of people who are too young to vote.


Rated 65 by 7 users
<TheBarcO> +ballot rigging
<rollermine> TheBarcO: The vote is on! Your choices are: rigging.