<Charlatan> I would describe the state of IT development as cancerous right now <Charlatan> It is advancing rapidly but without any restraint or sensibility <Nitya> haha you don't even know how many rants i hear about startups every day <Rig> Or how many I make a day. <Rig> Startups. <Rig> Not rants. <Nitya> rig's latest startup is a replacement for irc optimized for complaining about startups
<JBridge> We're talking about a porn site right now. <JuanCarlos> when are we not talking about porn <JuanCarlos> or at least, when is JBridge not talking about porn <VivalaSalsa> When hes talking about metal <VivalaSalsa> actually no, hes managed to combine the two <JBridge> No, someone else combined the two. <JBridge> Pornogrind, wasn't it? <RocketDude> At least it isn't Pornstep. <Charlatan> I HAVE A NEW GOAL IN LIFE <Charlatan> COMBINE SKRILLEX <Charlatan> AND PORN
<Charlagrandma> Hello jseblan <jseblan> are the cookies moist, Charlagrandma <Charlagrandma> I'M MOIST <jseblan> :| * jseblan adds the previous question to the "Things I Regret Doing" list * Charlagrandma cackles maniacally
<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> @topic Saltybet is the most pointless, ridiculous, absurd waste of time yet invented thus far. It's also hilarious. Watch it. <Omnipresence> SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan: Topic messages may not exceed 96 characters in length. <SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> @topic MY DICK EXCEEDS 96 CHARACTERS IN LENGTH. * Omnipresence has changed the topic to: Read me first: https://room208.org/yackfest/ | <SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> MY DICK EXCEEDS 96 CHARACTERS IN LENGTH. <SpruceZeus> that is basically the most charlatan thing <SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> SpruceZeus: *tips hat*
<Nitya> also i know a decent amount of physics and i'm pretty sure that learning physics is no guarantee that you're going to know physics * Charlatan aims the LHC at Nitya <Nitya> for example, the LHC is several kilometers across, and also a circle <Nitya> hard to aim
<Charlatan> "'HOP ON MY DIIIIIIIICK' is a popular misinterpretation of the lyrics 'Harbor my deep secret' from Before My Body is Dry." <Charlatan> All of a sudden Kill La Kill is very pertinent to my interests. <Alicia> Charlie really likes hot dicks. <Charlatan> The road to Cockhalla is long and hard.
<Charlatan> +say HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS <rollermine> Charlatan: HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS <Charlatan> ... <Charlatan> I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKER TO *QUOTE* ME <Vernal> .addquote Charlatan <Charlatan> I SUCK COCKS <Vernal> 100% accurate <Vernal> well actually, I only used half the text, which concentrates the correctness. <Vernal> So it's more like 200%. <saladofstones> if I were to add cocks would it be 400 percent correct? <Vernal> More cocks is always more correct. <IllFlower> saladofstones: Gotta be careful with highly concentrated correctness. You could kill someone with that.
*** Charlatan has joined #yackfest * Charlatan bonelessly morphs into channel * Alicia morphlessly channels into bone. <Nitya> both of those sound really pauinfujl <Alicia> Not to goddesses. <Alicia> Charlie is Charlie so probably not to him. <Charlatan> I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME. <Charlatan> IT IS A *GOOD* PAIN. * Charlatan vomits forth a thousand eyeless rats <Alicia> See, told you Nitya.
<Charlatan> Also, I have best username. <HederaHelix> "UnlimitedBaconWorks"? <Charlatan> I was hungry.
<Charlatannery> God, fuck Google ads, fuck the wiki and fuck everything under the sun. <Charlatannery> THAT IS MY FUCKING OPINION. <IllFlower> Do you have an opinion on the matter that doesn't involve wild pelvic thrusting? <Charlatannery> I HAVE NO OPINIONS ON ANYTHING THAT DON'T INVOLVE PELVIC THRUSTING