<JBridge> Oh, this is gonna sting.
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<saladofstones> what the fuck
<saladofstones> I get back on skype
<saladofstones> and I hear moaning from the mic of an anime girl then triumphant music
<saladofstones> did I just hear patroitc hentai?
<JBridge> Wait, what?
<JBridge> Patriotic hentai?
<JBridge> Are you reading Viva Freedom
<hacking> porno comics for Metal Wolf Chaos
<Charlatan> @g skippy especially patriotic porn

<Fiora> Jokes about ballistics are just so derivative.
<Fiora> These puns are accelerating in terribleness.
<saladofstones> that's beautiful Fiora, I think
<saladofstones> I need to turn it into a message about not going ballistic, though
<Fiora> (Sorry, calculus puns are obligatory!)
<GMH> Calculus puns are integral to every collection of nerdy puns.
<zeroplusalpha> I can't really differentiate between them, I'm terrible at maths.
<Fiora> I think I'm reaching my limits >_<
<Fiora> I don't think these puns can remain continuous for long.  Soon they're going to have to leave our domain.
<Juan> oh god i don't know math and yet these puns are hurting me
<GMH> That's a very clear sine of their power.
<Fiora> Don't go off on a tangent!
<Juan> You seem to be going in a tan...seriously
<Fiora> I liked the angle we had going there.
<zeroplusalpha> I would choose to not remain in this locus.
<Juan> It was quite acute angle, indeed
<GMH> You're just being obtuse.
<GMH> These puns are the right way to do things.
<Fiora> I'm not sure it's a real good idea; they can get pretty complex!
<Fiora> But I guess my fears might be imaginary.
<zeroplusalpha> You never know, the inverse might be true: they could be friendly.
<GMH> On secant thought, they might not.
<FlyingChaucer> You guys are in-sine
<zeroplusalpha> Opinion is divided on that.
<GMH> Our irrationality seems to be driving some people away.
<Fiora> Maybe the puns would be better if they were more natural?
<Fiora> Some of them are too negative.
<FlyingChaucer> at least we're real :V
<GMH> They're just adding to my amusement.
<zeroplusalpha> This is becoming exponentially sillier.
<Fiora> I think we should log some of these for later review.
<Fiora> I mean, it's only natural.
<Fiora> Then, I can eeeeeeee~ over them later!
<GMH> That's not a common idea at all.
<FlyingChaucer> that was a well-calculated move
<Fiora> It is the base of the idea, after all!

*** buttercupistiny cockpunches Charlie
<Scharlatan> >_____<
<Scharlatan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Scharlatan> THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN
<buttercupistiny> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING ME COCKPUNCHING PRIVILEGES
<JBridge> BUTTERCUP YOU FOOL CHARLATAN'S COCK IS THE BUTTON TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE

<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7aF_FhALzs
<JBridge> God damn.
<Tibetanfox> THE FUCK IS THAT?
<JBridge> That is a video that is 478 hours long.
<JBridge> I dare you to watch the whole video in one sitting.
<poniboy> Is that even possible?
<Tibetanfox> poniboy: With enough meth, anything is possible.
<Tibetanfox> But mainly a heart attack.

<JBridge> BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MY BIG-ASS HARD DRIVES.
<ponicalica> Your big ass-hard drives?

* Iverum reads Barcodes origin story and imagines the old meaning of dork.
<Nitya> Penis?
<Iverum> Penis.
<Barcode> I don't think anyone's penis has enough mass to break through even a window screen at thrown velocities
<Iverum> You've never seen mine.
<Barcode> also that would be tremendously bloody and great, mental images
<Nitya> Just get a bundle of penises, tied together.
<Nitya> Nobody said it was a human penis, anyway.
<JBridge> Penile defenestration.
<JBridge> Never thought I'd say that.
<Barcode> yes, well, you tell me how a canadian gets a hold of an elephant cock
<Nitya> Expertly?

<Rash> I still have nightmares about that 1966 Lisp compiler I found
<JBridge> That does sound nasty.
<JBridge> Elaborate.
<Rash> it's like a fine wine
<Rash> only it tastes like burning excrement

<Saladofstones> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07ugR9edds
<Saladofstones> Someone got the prime minister to say this
<JBridge> ...How the fuck did this happen?
<Saladofstones> money and something to do with abraham lincoln's picture
<JBridge> I'm going to need more context.
<Saladofstones> its all I know
<Barcode> imagine this exchange as a noir where the detective goes to an informant

<JBridge> And yeah, like I said. I lost a lot of blood a few days ago.
<Charlatan> Ouch.
<JBridge> Yeah.
<JBridge> Some crazy person jammed a needle into me.
<JBridge> I lost about a pint, I think.
<Charlatan> THIS IS WHY I SCREEN MY COCAINE DEALERS AHEAD OF TIME
<JBridge> Hey, at least I got juice and Cheez-Its out of it.