<FreshMagusHarvey> what's the term for what happens when you build more roads then people drive more and it's still just as congested?
<AliceTensei> America. :P

<GMH> @g down for everyone or just me tv tropes
<Omnipresence> Google: Freud Was Right - Television Tropes & Idioms — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight
<GMH> fuck you
<GMH> i mean screw you
<GMH> i mean the hell with you
<GMH> fucking freud.
<GMH> i mean, that asshole, freud.
<GMH> i mean, that jackass, freud.

<Nitya> video game joke, libertarian joke, music joke, electronics joke, music joke
<GMH> Why did Mario cross the road?  To get to the Princess!  Why was the Princess on the other side of the road?  Because her job was over there!  Why was her job over there?  Because she gets so few gigs as an oboist!  Why does she get so few gigs as a oboist?  Because her case didn't contain a bigger hard drive!  Why didn't her case contain a bigger hard drive?  Because her instrument's repertoire is so small!

* ponicalica isn't particularly creative with his cursing
<ponicalica> Mostly I fuck everything remotely associated with the thing I'm mad at
<GMH> are you sure they're clean?
<GMH> you might wanna get checked.

<GMH> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MISSED IT IT ENDED AT 5 PM AND I WAS OUT THE WHOLE DAY
<GMH> WHAT AM I SPENDING FOOOOOOOOOR
<HederaHelix> You could still just buy the game.
<Nitya> steam destroys people's minds, ivy
<Nitya> it's turning gamers into stereotypical sitcom housewives, hoarding coupons and going store to store looking for "deals"
<Nitya> but all from the same store
<HederaHelix> That is a rather unsettling concept.

<GMH> anyone here speak russian?
<JBridge> Nein.
<AttObl> Iie.
<JetstreamJuan> no
<JetstreamJuan> that's spanish for no

<DograMagra> "Could God make porn so disgusting that he couldn't fap to it?"  Good times.
<GMH> LOL
<GMH> WTF
<GMH> don't go outside, DograMagra, you might get hit by a penis-shaped bolt of lightning. 
<jseblan> Dogra: Maybe he can. The question is: Can he make porn so disgusting a human couldn't fap to it?

<GMH> okay, give me a noun that you think fits "easily fooled"
<Darxzero> Voters

<GMH> oh
<GMH> i know what mindvirus to use as an audio avatar
<GMH> Cirno's perfect math class
<GMH> and yay at being protected from it due to my currently listening to something else
<JBridge> ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU...
<JBridge> AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU...
<JBridge> AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE.
<GMH> OH GAWD
<GMH> HOW DARE YOU SIC THAT SONG ON ME
<GMH> IN REVENGE I SHALL ASK YOU
<GMH> DOES YOUR MILKSHAKE BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD?

<EnglishIvy> Keffiyehs are hideous.
<EnglishIvy> And anybody who wears one is a tool.
<JackMackerel> Even in sandstorms?
<JackMackerel> AND THE MIDDLE EAST~?
<Tseng> "middle east" should not be suffixed with a tilde
<GMH> ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST IS OOTACO
<GMH> ...if only.
<GMH> "Gaza is our land!"
<GMH> "No, Gaza is OURS!"
<GMH> "HEY YOU TWO, NEW HARUHI DVDS!"
<Puffin> Gaza~n