<blamspam> Pitbull is such a groin with cream. His face looks like white dick. He is such a bloody gay fucking bum <--people on Facebook are angry <Puffin> are these native English speakers <Puffin> 'groin with cream' sounds like something I'd see printed on a t-shirt in China
<blamspam> Yeah, I actually wanted to have a look at the anime section in the CD store, but there was a creepy guy with some sort of ecchi Kawaii girl game in his hand there. <atomsk> There always is. <atomsk> It's like a rule. <Tzetzuooooo> Don't worry, your existence should repel him <blamspam> :( <Tzetzuooooo> if not your existence, your taser <atomsk> You're too old for him anyway.
<zeroplusalpha> But look, it was Shinobi, and like, it's really REALLY hard, and I've been trying to finish it since the game's release in 2002. <Tcaolin> I could whip you or something I suppose. and if it's any consolation I've spent an unreasonable amount of time playing flash games this week <blamspam> You /would/ want to go whipping him, pervert <blamspam> ♥
<blamspam> What does it mean to have a gendered approach to war and peace issues? Choose one example of a failed gendered approach in a peacebuilding or military effort, and one that succeeded. Analyze how gender issues contribute to the success or failure of the peace efforts you have selected. <Fiora> missiles are clearly phallic objects, so the US navy's focus on missile cruisers is clearly an example of a gendered approach to warfare, in which they assault enemy nations with volleys of long, hard objects representing American masculinity.
<Tzetzuooooo> er, don't have what? <blamedaaaaa> a penis, money, decisiveness, Netflix <Tzetzuooooo> Surgery, theft, more surgery, money <blamedaaaaa> I don't even want the first for myself, but the rest would be nice <Tzetzuooooo> You totally want a penis, just not on you. Don't be denyin' the penis mojo. <blamedaaaaa> I mean, I would like one with a person attached for the sake of having a person, but not attached to me <Tzetzuooooo> Ha, you actually went through with the awkwardness <Tzetzuooooo> Good show!
<Zudak> blamspam: I literally didn't know it was Easter until Sunshine Werewolf said something about chocolate rabbits <blamspam> You GODLESS HEATHEN! * blamspam sends you a delicious chocolate Jesus <Rotty> Take, eat. This is his body.
<blamspam> I mean, I like fiction and all, but I never think to myself "Man it would be cool if X and Y fucked each other, I shall write about it in explicit and inaccurate detail"
<Nitya> Porn with dialogue entirely in sonnet form. <GuitarBizarre> ... <GuitarBizarre> I'd watch that. <blamspam> Sexy.
<blamspam> Pretty alright. I just watched Vampires Suck at a gift exchange. <blamspam> It was entirely what I expected. <blamspam> (Seltzer and Friedberg) <Lin_Chong> Which is to suck. <Lin_Chong> SLURP SLURP SLURP
<Wallabu> Can you possibly point me in the direction of a stats book that doesn't use fucking lobotomized hamsters in every example problem <Wallabu> God, I hated that book. <Barcode[PATV]> lobotomized...hamsters <HederaHelix> Seriously, lobotomized hamsters? <Nitya> one of my calc books had an exercise about yams in pretty much every section <blamspam> Yams aren't enough to get a person through calculus. <HederaHelix> Yams are more socially acceptable a topic than lobotomized hamsters, though... <HederaHelix> The only way it could be topped is if the examples were of lobotomized hamsters eating yams. <ColorPrinter> In an economic textbook <ColorPrinter> The economic impact of lobotomized hamsters eating yams