<GuitarBizarre> Congratulations #yackfest, I think we've managed to break english! <IllFlower> That would be only the latest in a long string of linguistic casualties in this channel... <IllFlower> Japanese's eviscerated corpse is still sitting on the windowsill, see?
<Suke|Kitty> SUKE WINDS ROUND 1 <Zakdos> it's WINS, not WINDS <Suke|Kitty> ... <Suke|Kitty> Shut up ;-; <GuitarBizarre> no <GuitarBizarre> its winds <GuitarBizarre> since he. * GuitarBizarre sunglasses <GuitarBizarre> Blew it. <Zakdos> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH <Zakdos> *The Who*
<JBridge> I remember back around my sophomore year in high school, two girls came up to me, and asked if I had fallopian tubes. I said no, and mentioned something about their epidermis showing. <JBridge> Now however, I realize how I SHOULD'VE responded. <JBridge> "Yes. They're not mine, but I DO have them. If you want to see, I could bring the jar in some time." <GuitarBizarre> Yeah. Flirting, disgusting, and witty in one fell swoop <GuitarBizarre> you'd have been knee deep in vagina by the time you turned around <Jayden> Ewwwww <Jayden> As a friendly word of advice; it's not your leg you're supposed to stuff in there <Jayden> If you're knee deep in vagina you're doing it very wrong <GuitarBizarre> Jayden: or horrifically right!
<zeroplusalpha> Whatever it is, the answer is clearly not to stick a candle in your ear. <GuitarBizarre> its a short term solution at best
<GuitarBizarre> Only a programmer could take a function that works perfectly and break it by improving it. <Nitya> It's basically standard procedure.
<GuitarBizarre> Sometimes it honestly feels like I'm the {{only straight male}} around these two channels.
<TropeBot> Trope OnlyStraightMale doesn't exist. Closest match: Unfortunate Implications http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications
<GuitarBizarre> ...
<Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is not to be trusted. It is attached to GuitarBizarre <Omnipresence> Arha: Topic messages may not exceed 64 characters in length. <GuitarBizarre> Thats right bitches. <GuitarBizarre> My dick is too long. <Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is too long to be functional. *** Omnipresence has changed the topic to: Read me first: https://omnipresence.atashi.org/ | GuitarBizarre's dick is too long to be functional. (Arha) | GuitarBizarre is a shark. Avoid ski-jumping. (TParadox) | http://dl.dropbox.com/u/...
<ponicalica> .decide GuitarBizarre | lolicon <Noimporta> <feepbot> ponicalica: GuitarBizarre is indeed a lolicon
*** GuitarBizarre is now known as KittyBiz *** KittyBiz is now known as PhoneBizarre *** PhoneBizarre is now known as SleepyBiz *** SleepyBiz is now known as ShowerBiz <TParadox> Next one should be BannedBiz
<Kaguya|Darxzero> Ooo. A boss door. Let's see what horror awaits me... <Kaguya|Darxzero> ...Oh God. ...It's the Yellow Devil. D: <Kaguya|Darxzero> ...Well, that went badly. D: <GuitarBizarre> Fu Manchu kicked your ass?