<saladofstones> it was great since we had her deciding if she wanted pancakes or waffles for breakfest, and you see two armies go to war with each other <saladofstones> one with a banner that said WAFFLES and another that said PANCAKES <saladofstones> and they just slaughtered each other until one side won <saladofstones> while the viking's mind was a bunch of little girls in a playroom deciding things through democracy and being cute <saladofstones> "SHALL THIS MAN LIVE OR DIE"
<Saladofstones> what sort of horrific sounds have you created? <Nitya> oh it's mostly gibberish. <Saladofstones> anything roughly melodic? <Nitya> uh <Nitya> if you're open minded <Saladofstones> you know I read hentai right? <Saladofstones> I'm nothing if not adaptable
<Alkthash> It's after midnight and I'm talking about a dead anime love interest haunting me to make boner jokes. <Alkthash> What the fuck brain. <saladofstones> you one upped me, I'm reading about the Japanese KKK and eating dry cereal at 10:43 <Miijhal> I spent most of a day reading about sloth sex
<Nitya> Keep in mind, when i use the term "murder", I use it in a broader fashion than you may be used to. <Nitya> Turning people into sapient dickworm colonies, for one. <saladofstones> but I guess I learned nitya likes to turn his victims into dickworm colonies because he's secretly zouken <saladofstones> since I know this and haven't been turned into a dickworm colony yet, that makes me either the kiritsugu or the kirei of the relationship <saladofstones> Nitya that means I get to chant bible verses and exorcise you <saladofstones> and then Fiora snaps and becomes the anti-chirst and I have a manly fight with Illflower while Rig casts magic <Nitya> this sounds good to me <Fiora> I am not the anti-christ <_>
<saladofstones> what the fuck <saladofstones> I get back on skype <saladofstones> and I hear moaning from the mic of an anime girl then triumphant music <saladofstones> did I just hear patroitc hentai? <JBridge> Wait, what? <JBridge> Patriotic hentai? <JBridge> Are you reading Viva Freedom <hacking> porno comics for Metal Wolf Chaos <Charlatan> @g skippy especially patriotic porn
[Saladofstones is playing ArmA] <Saladofstones> well <Saladofstones> this was something <Saladofstones> here we are in a tank, not any tank <Saladofstones> but a variant of tank specifically designed to fight other tanks, so we have three layers of armor <Saladofstones> one taliban with a grenade launcher gets a lucky hit, our ammo cooks off and we all die <Saladofstones> thats 500 million dollars well spent, Pentagon <Saladofstones> Someone got their 72 virgins instantly today <Haruspex> oneshotting a tank is worth at least a few virgins imo <Saladofstones> whats worse is that an APC survived a direct hit from my HEAT <Saladofstones> what happened is that our hyper velocity rounds are too fast <Saladofstones> so it went in one side of its thin armor and out the other and took out a tree <Haruspex> gotta go slow... and... armor piercingly <Saladofstones> I think this tank is either cursed or the spirit of technoallah was with the taliban today <Haruspex> also i thought the point of HEAT rounds was that they exploded while inside or something <Saladofstones> yup <Haruspex> you had one job heat round <Saladofstones> but the problem being it needs a specific set of circumstances to explode <Haruspex> but nooooo, gotta blow up a tree <Saladofstones> apparantely armor made of cardboard doesn't count <Haruspex> yeah, they expect thicker armor than a shitty apc has, right?
<fatestayinthekitchen> i guess even antinatalists like lesbians
<Fiora> Jokes about ballistics are just so derivative. <Fiora> These puns are accelerating in terribleness. <saladofstones> that's beautiful Fiora, I think <saladofstones> I need to turn it into a message about not going ballistic, though <Fiora> (Sorry, calculus puns are obligatory!) <GMH> Calculus puns are integral to every collection of nerdy puns. <zeroplusalpha> I can't really differentiate between them, I'm terrible at maths. <Fiora> I think I'm reaching my limits >_< <Fiora> I don't think these puns can remain continuous for long. Soon they're going to have to leave our domain. <Juan> oh god i don't know math and yet these puns are hurting me <GMH> That's a very clear sine of their power. <Fiora> Don't go off on a tangent! <Juan> You seem to be going in a tan...seriously <Fiora> I liked the angle we had going there. <zeroplusalpha> I would choose to not remain in this locus. <Juan> It was quite acute angle, indeed <GMH> You're just being obtuse. <GMH> These puns are the right way to do things. <Fiora> I'm not sure it's a real good idea; they can get pretty complex! <Fiora> But I guess my fears might be imaginary. <zeroplusalpha> You never know, the inverse might be true: they could be friendly. <GMH> On secant thought, they might not. <FlyingChaucer> You guys are in-sine <zeroplusalpha> Opinion is divided on that. <GMH> Our irrationality seems to be driving some people away. <Fiora> Maybe the puns would be better if they were more natural? <Fiora> Some of them are too negative. <FlyingChaucer> at least we're real :V <GMH> They're just adding to my amusement. <zeroplusalpha> This is becoming exponentially sillier. <Fiora> I think we should log some of these for later review. <Fiora> I mean, it's only natural. <Fiora> Then, I can eeeeeeee~ over them later! <GMH> That's not a common idea at all. <FlyingChaucer> that was a well-calculated move <Fiora> It is the base of the idea, after all!
<Saladofstones> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07ugR9edds <Saladofstones> Someone got the prime minister to say this <JBridge> ...How the fuck did this happen? <Saladofstones> money and something to do with abraham lincoln's picture <JBridge> I'm going to need more context. <Saladofstones> its all I know <Barcode> imagine this exchange as a noir where the detective goes to an informant
<saladofstones> welcome to night ME3 threads <saladofstones> where everyone is gay <saladofstones> even the andriods <jseblan> YES <TParadox> especially the androids.