<RocketDude> Like Juan, I cannot be shipped with anyone, for I lack the same interest in math <Haven> inb4 JuanCarlos/RocketDude <JuanCarlos> no shut up <JuanCarlos> go away <RocketDude> NO <Haven> Guys, I -said- inb4 <Haven> that makes everything okay. <JuanCarlos> no it doesn't <JuanCarlos> inb4 dicknipples <JuanCarlos> see? not ok, bro <RocketDude> @Haven: No, by mentioning it, you make it happen <IllFlower> JuanCarlos, it's been decided. You've been shipped with Haven. And dicknipples.
<taelor> Is it bad that by the end, I started shipping the cartoon characters in my Japanese textbook? <CTrombley> "Is it bad ... shipping ... ?" Yes.
<Yukihime> "Nitya looked down at his shoes, his voice occasionally cracking through tears. 'you don't understand, ivoryRum. I'm not like the rest of you. I'm an exception.' <Yukihime> "ivoryRum took Nitya's hand in his, running his fingers over the folds of his palm. 'I know,' he said. 'that's why I knew I had to catch you.' " <ivoryRum> Oh god. <Nitya> are you high
<Yukihime> "JackMackerel held the knife in his left hand, which was trembling violently enough to blur. 'I loved you! I loved you, but you never acknowledged me, you stopped returning my calls, you ignored me when I said "hi"... this is it! if you won't accept me, then I can't accept you!' <Yukihime> "he lunged at Nitya with the blade, but only managed to swipe at thin air. Nitya grabbed his arm, knocking him down to the ground with the efficiency of a martial arts master. 'I didn't want to hate you, Jack. even if I couldn't love, I thought I could keep myself from falling into that pit of ill regard. that's why... I stayed away. to keep myself from having to hate you... but it's too late now, isn't it?' "
<Nitya> Keep in mind, when i use the term "murder", I use it in a broader fashion than you may be used to. <Nitya> Turning people into sapient dickworm colonies, for one. <saladofstones> but I guess I learned nitya likes to turn his victims into dickworm colonies because he's secretly zouken <saladofstones> since I know this and haven't been turned into a dickworm colony yet, that makes me either the kiritsugu or the kirei of the relationship <saladofstones> Nitya that means I get to chant bible verses and exorcise you <saladofstones> and then Fiora snaps and becomes the anti-chirst and I have a manly fight with Illflower while Rig casts magic <Nitya> this sounds good to me <Fiora> I am not the anti-christ <_>
<IllFlower> Proposition: Instant channel bans for anybody shown to be an active TV Tropes user <Iverum> Proposition: IllFlower needs sleep badly. <IllFlower> Point of order: What are you doing in my bed? <Iverum> Who's the chair? <IllFlower> Nobody's the chair! Get out of my bed! * Iverum goes back to the corner. <Iverum> Anyway, I'm all for bans. <Iverum> For almost any reason. <IllFlower> Proposition: Instant channel bans for anybody shown to be Iverum * Iverum seconds the motion. <IllFlower> Stay in your corner!
<Rig> I'm aware of all relationships in this channel. It's the op power that IllFlower granted me. <Rig> His cruel wisdom enlightens me. <stiva> so you know about Nitya and me? <Rig> The question is "Does Zia?" * Zia looks at stiva * Nitya looks at stiva * Zia looks *really hard* at stiva * stiva whistles casually while backing out of the room.
<Juan|ThePrisoner> Cultist and Nova were totally flirting while you were away, CTrombley <Nova> wait what <Cultist> I'll wait your what, babe.
<Electivirus> @shit Poni/Fast Eddie
* Solstace blows vuvuzudak <TParadox> Ew, get a room. <Vuvuzudak> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ