* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football
<Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA.
<kingCrackers> General ruffianism!
<Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____<
* Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone
<Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please
* Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there
<Fiora> *phew*
<kingCrackers> Ow.
<Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are
* Nitya reaches endzone!
<Fiora> I am not a football ;_;
<Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\
<Fiora> I'm not THAT small!
<Nitya> YEAH-HOO!
* Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration!
<Buttercupistiny> D:
* Fiora dies
<Glowsquid> spousal abuse!
<Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_;
<Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~!
<Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl
<Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then
<Fiora> um I'm fiora
<Nitya> what's a fiora
<Fiora> me
<Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!

<zeroplusalpha> Well I think so far the crown in gratuitous serialisation is still FF. We're at what, XV now?
<zeroplusalpha> Pretty soon they're going to have to start using hexadecimal, in which case I eagerly await FFFF, the 255th iteration.

<feep> you->pirate = TRUE;
<feep> yar; har; fiddle.de.dee();
<feep> #define alright_to_me = ((being).a_pirate())
<feep> if (pirate.isFree()) do what_you_want(); while (TRUE)
<feep> goto start;

<IllFlower> "brain.visual_memory.as_image_buffer(format: 'png')"
<IllFlower> I don't know why my brain's interface is in Ruby.
<Barcodrawing> because then you can say you've gone off the rails.

<Kirino> i still am not that versed in
<Kirino> stripping

<Yukihime> "Nitya looked down at his shoes, his voice occasionally cracking through tears. 'you don't understand, ivoryRum. I'm not like the rest of you. I'm an exception.'
<Yukihime> "ivoryRum took Nitya's hand in his, running his fingers over the folds of his palm. 'I know,' he said. 'that's why I knew I had to catch you.' "
<ivoryRum> Oh god.
<Nitya> are you high

<IllFlower> Well, programming for giant robots probably involves runtime analysis /somewhere/, don't you think?
<IllFlower> "SIR OUR POWER LEVELS ARE ASYMPTOTICALLY BOUND BY X SQUARED"
<IllFlower> "NO THAT'S NO GOOD WE HAVE TO GO EXPONENTIAL"
<IllFlower> "BUT SIR THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE"
<IllFlower> "NO ALGORITHMS BE DAMNED WE ARE GOING E TO THE GODDAMN X"

<IllFlower> "ivoryRum caressed $varia's soft face, the array blushing as he did so. 'Be gentle,' she said. 'This is my first time having something unshifted into me...'"

<IllFlower> My eyes, they are full of code... >_>
<IllFlower> I've put 336 lines of code into Omnipresence in the past day. It's probably time for a break...
<JBridge> Weakling!
<Zizoz> That's less than one line every four minutes!

<feep> using (ec, delta) { turn-left-x; turn-up-y; } // *MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA*
<feep> generally
<feep> if the comments start doing the maniacal laughter, that's a bad sign.