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Rated 72 by 10 users
<Fiora> earlier today I was at the ralph's (kroger) and was in the frozen foods aisle
<Fiora> and there was literally a rack of godiva chocolates placed in front of the Lean Cuisine
<Fiora> they're horrible people


Rated 70 by 15 users
* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football
<Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA.
<kingCrackers> General ruffianism!
<Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____<
* Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone
<Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please
* Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there
<Fiora> *phew*
<kingCrackers> Ow.
<Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are
* Nitya reaches endzone!
<Fiora> I am not a football ;_;
<Fiora> I'm not THAT small!
<Nitya> YEAH-HOO!
* Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration!
<Buttercupistiny> D:
* Fiora dies
<Glowsquid> spousal abuse!
<Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~!
<Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl
<Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then
<Fiora> um I'm fiora
<Nitya> what's a fiora
<Fiora> me
<Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!


Rated 70 by 9 users
<kingCrackers> Fiora is
<kingCrackers> Fuck
<Nova> wat
<Nova> no she's not
<Solstace> Fiora: You have been alleged with being "Fuck". How do you respond?
<Nitya> yeah, fiora isn't really very fuck at all
<Fiora> Um... I... I'm not "fuck" ... whatever that means!


Rated 70 by 9 users
<Fiora> I actually tried to build cities and stuff ._.
<Fiora> and I didn't cheat
<Nitya> you nerd!
<Fiora> I was like
<Fiora> 5 years old
<Nitya> still a nerd.
<Xeniera> That just reinforces teh point, Fiora.
<Fiora> I wasn't denying iiiit >_<
<Nitya> your first words were "Kirk is better than Picard, nya"


Rated 70 by 9 users
<IllFlower> "It's Not Like I Leaked These Documents to the Whole World Because I Like Freedom or Anything!"
<Juan> "I Can't Believe My Little Leaker Is This Kawaii"
<Fiora> NIST is the NSA's little sister
<Fiora> there's incest going on
<Fiora> NSA is the skeezy older brother
<IllFlower> Things get rather skeevy when there are flashbacks to the NSA inserting a backdoor into the young Dual_EC_DRBG standard.
<IllFlower> "But, but, NSA-oniichan, if I do that, they'll be able to see everything!"
<IllFlower> "It's okay, Dual_EC_DRBG. I'm the only one who'll ever see it."
<Section42L> the CIA is the father who's never around, except during that one episode when the NSA's origin story is explained and the father comes back to bitch at him
<Juan> IllFlower's profound knowledge of incest anime is terrifying yet amusing


Rated 68 by 8 users
<blamspam> What does it mean to have a gendered approach to war and peace issues? Choose one example of a failed gendered approach in a peacebuilding or military effort, and one that succeeded. Analyze how gender issues contribute to the success or failure of the peace efforts you have selected.
<Fiora> missiles are clearly phallic objects, so the US navy's focus on missile cruisers is clearly an example of a gendered approach to warfare, in which they assault enemy nations with volleys of long, hard objects representing American masculinity.


Rated 68 by 8 users
<Fiora> maybe it'll be ogre when they don't feel like making asses of themselves anymore?
<Fiora> </stretched pun>
<SpruceZeus> ...wait, when did Shrek become a series of horror films
<SpruceZeus> ^^ahahaha
<SpruceZeus> thats awfully catty of you, Fiora 
<SpruceZeus> ...but i think i'm just dragon this out, now
<SpruceZeus> ...yeah, i think a fourth shrek movie is definitely ogredoing it
<SpruceZeus> i mean, they're practically swamping us in these
<Barcode> </stretched pun> --> looks at "asses"
<SpruceZeus> X____X


Rated 65 by 12 users
<Haruspex> @define invaginate
<Omnipresence> Haruspex: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: invaginate (English word) | definitions — Result: 1 | verb | sheathe; 2 | verb | fold inwards
<Haruspex> i'm learning so many words
<Haruspex> several of which can be used as horrible sexual euphemisms, tooo
<Nova> no
<Haruspex> My man-meat thirsts for invagination!
<Haruspex> wait, "throbbing" should be in there
<Nova> :|
<Haruspex> nova, don't you write? this is stuff you need to know.
<Nova> i am not writing about throbbing man-things.
<Haruspex> Perhaps you will someday! You should be prepared.
<Iron> What if you get into writing porn someday?
<Iron> Or yaoi?
<Iron> You need to know your sex for those
<Haruspex> Or retinal development fanfiction?
<Haruspex> The neural tube evaginates. You may need to know this!
<Nova> If I got into writing porn I'm fairly sure it would be wimmin-on-wimmin porn anyway.
<Haruspex> That can involve invagination too, ya know.
<Iron> You may have to write for gay porn
<Iron> As in guy-on-guy
<Nova> why would i even
* Fiora dips Nova in liquid yaoi.
<Haruspex> Being bitten by a mutant gay man?
<Nova> Fiora: why would you betray me like this
<Fiora> What, is yaoi like, acidic, and you're basic?
<Fiora> Or is this like matter and antimatter?
<Haruspex> I'll say she's basic. If you know what I mean. *wink*
<Nova> I am yuri, the vat is yaoi. They are antithesis to one another, or something.
<Fiora> No, they're complementary!
<Nova> No they're not!
<Fiora> See, in a story, there's boys and girls, right?
<Nova> Not necessarily?
<Fiora> You pair the boys with each other, and the girls with each other.
<Fiora> It's the natural order of things!
<Nova> I thought the natural order of things was for girls to only exist to get in the way of the yaoi.
<Haruspex> your silliness is not appreciated in this high-minded discussion of being bitten by gay people
<Iron> But nova, you may need knowledge of guy-on-guy sex someday


Rated 65 by 12 users
<Nitya> Keep in mind, when i use the term "murder", I use it in a broader fashion than you may be used to.
<Nitya> Turning people into sapient dickworm colonies, for one.
<saladofstones> but I guess I learned nitya likes to turn his victims into dickworm colonies because he's secretly zouken
<saladofstones> since I know this and haven't been turned into a dickworm colony yet, that makes me either the kiritsugu or the kirei of the relationship
<saladofstones> Nitya that means I get to chant bible verses and exorcise you
<saladofstones> and then Fiora snaps and becomes the anti-chirst and I have a manly fight with Illflower while Rig casts magic
<Nitya> this sounds good to me
<Fiora> I am not the anti-christ <_>


Rated 65 by 7 users
<Fiora> A bra that encourages bouncing and jiggling doesn't sound like it's doing a very good job as a bra >_>
<Barcode[MWLLsetup]> No no no, yo usee, it stops said jiggling by absorbing the energy like a normal braw, but it converts it into electricity instead of-
* Barcode[MWLLsetup] wonders if it's Heat
<Fiora> So it's basically a sports bra hooked up to a generator of some sort?
<Barcode[MWLLsetup]> I'm assuming so.
<RocketDude> So, it's a shock absorber for boobs. Got it.