#1204
<Fiora> earlier today I was at the ralph's (kroger) and was in the frozen foods aisle <Fiora> and there was literally a rack of godiva chocolates placed in front of the Lean Cuisine <Fiora> they're horrible people
<Fiora> earlier today I was at the ralph's (kroger) and was in the frozen foods aisle <Fiora> and there was literally a rack of godiva chocolates placed in front of the Lean Cuisine <Fiora> they're horrible people
* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football <Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA. <kingCrackers> General ruffianism! <Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____< * Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone <Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please * Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there <Fiora> *phew* <kingCrackers> Ow. <Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are * Nitya reaches endzone! <Fiora> I am not a football ;_; <Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\ <Fiora> I'm not THAT small! <Nitya> YEAH-HOO! * Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration! <Buttercupistiny> D: * Fiora dies <Glowsquid> spousal abuse! <Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_; <Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~! <Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl <Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then <Fiora> um I'm fiora <Nitya> what's a fiora <Fiora> me <Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!
<kingCrackers> Fiora is <kingCrackers> Fuck <Nova> wat <Nova> no she's not <Solstace> Fiora: You have been alleged with being "Fuck". How do you respond? <Nitya> yeah, fiora isn't really very fuck at all <Fiora> Um... I... I'm not "fuck" ... whatever that means!
<Fiora> I actually tried to build cities and stuff ._. <Fiora> and I didn't cheat <Nitya> you nerd! <Fiora> I was like <Fiora> 5 years old <Nitya> still a nerd. <Xeniera> That just reinforces teh point, Fiora. <Fiora> I wasn't denying iiiit >_< <Nitya> your first words were "Kirk is better than Picard, nya"
<IllFlower> "It's Not Like I Leaked These Documents to the Whole World Because I Like Freedom or Anything!" <Juan> "I Can't Believe My Little Leaker Is This Kawaii" <Fiora> NIST is the NSA's little sister <Fiora> there's incest going on <Fiora> NSA is the skeezy older brother <IllFlower> Things get rather skeevy when there are flashbacks to the NSA inserting a backdoor into the young Dual_EC_DRBG standard. <IllFlower> "But, but, NSA-oniichan, if I do that, they'll be able to see everything!" <IllFlower> "It's okay, Dual_EC_DRBG. I'm the only one who'll ever see it." <Section42L> the CIA is the father who's never around, except during that one episode when the NSA's origin story is explained and the father comes back to bitch at him <Juan> IllFlower's profound knowledge of incest anime is terrifying yet amusing
<blamspam> What does it mean to have a gendered approach to war and peace issues? Choose one example of a failed gendered approach in a peacebuilding or military effort, and one that succeeded. Analyze how gender issues contribute to the success or failure of the peace efforts you have selected. <Fiora> missiles are clearly phallic objects, so the US navy's focus on missile cruisers is clearly an example of a gendered approach to warfare, in which they assault enemy nations with volleys of long, hard objects representing American masculinity.
<SpruceZeus> IT WILL NEVER BE OGRE <Fiora> maybe it'll be ogre when they don't feel like making asses of themselves anymore? <Fiora> </stretched pun> <SpruceZeus> ...wait, when did Shrek become a series of horror films <SpruceZeus> ^^ahahaha <SpruceZeus> thats awfully catty of you, Fiora <SpruceZeus> ...but i think i'm just dragon this out, now <SpruceZeus> ...yeah, i think a fourth shrek movie is definitely ogredoing it <SpruceZeus> i mean, they're practically swamping us in these <Barcode> </stretched pun> --> looks at "asses" <SpruceZeus> X____X
<Haruspex> @define invaginate <Omnipresence> Haruspex: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: invaginate (English word) | definitions — Result: 1 | verb | sheathe; 2 | verb | fold inwards <Haruspex> i'm learning so many words <Haruspex> several of which can be used as horrible sexual euphemisms, tooo <Nova> no <Haruspex> My man-meat thirsts for invagination! <Haruspex> wait, "throbbing" should be in there <Nova> :| <Haruspex> nova, don't you write? this is stuff you need to know. <Nova> i am not writing about throbbing man-things. <Haruspex> Perhaps you will someday! You should be prepared. <Iron> What if you get into writing porn someday? <Iron> Or yaoi? <Iron> You need to know your sex for those <Haruspex> Or retinal development fanfiction? <Haruspex> The neural tube evaginates. You may need to know this! <Nova> If I got into writing porn I'm fairly sure it would be wimmin-on-wimmin porn anyway. <Haruspex> That can involve invagination too, ya know. <Iron> You may have to write for gay porn <Iron> As in guy-on-guy <Nova> why would i even * Fiora dips Nova in liquid yaoi. <Haruspex> Being bitten by a mutant gay man? <Nova> Fiora: why would you betray me like this <Fiora> What, is yaoi like, acidic, and you're basic? <Fiora> Or is this like matter and antimatter? <Haruspex> I'll say she's basic. If you know what I mean. *wink* <Nova> I am yuri, the vat is yaoi. They are antithesis to one another, or something. <Fiora> No, they're complementary! <Nova> No they're not! <Fiora> See, in a story, there's boys and girls, right? <Nova> Not necessarily? <Fiora> You pair the boys with each other, and the girls with each other. <Fiora> It's the natural order of things! <Nova> I thought the natural order of things was for girls to only exist to get in the way of the yaoi. <Haruspex> your silliness is not appreciated in this high-minded discussion of being bitten by gay people <Iron> But nova, you may need knowledge of guy-on-guy sex someday <Nova> But anyway, Fiora, STOP ENCOURAGIGN THEM TOE NCOURAGE ME TO WRITE ABOUT THROBBING MAN-THINGS.
<Nitya> Keep in mind, when i use the term "murder", I use it in a broader fashion than you may be used to. <Nitya> Turning people into sapient dickworm colonies, for one. <saladofstones> but I guess I learned nitya likes to turn his victims into dickworm colonies because he's secretly zouken <saladofstones> since I know this and haven't been turned into a dickworm colony yet, that makes me either the kiritsugu or the kirei of the relationship <saladofstones> Nitya that means I get to chant bible verses and exorcise you <saladofstones> and then Fiora snaps and becomes the anti-chirst and I have a manly fight with Illflower while Rig casts magic <Nitya> this sounds good to me <Fiora> I am not the anti-christ <_>
<Fiora> A bra that encourages bouncing and jiggling doesn't sound like it's doing a very good job as a bra >_> <Barcode[MWLLsetup]> No no no, yo usee, it stops said jiggling by absorbing the energy like a normal braw, but it converts it into electricity instead of- * Barcode[MWLLsetup] wonders if it's Heat <Fiora> So it's basically a sports bra hooked up to a generator of some sort? <Barcode[MWLLsetup]> I'm assuming so. <RocketDude> So, it's a shock absorber for boobs. Got it.