<JBridge> You should be able to raze other people's farms in Farmville.
<TParadox> "Joel Button raped your fields. Send a thank-you 'gift'?"

<Juan> yo at the risk of sounding like someone with a death wish
<JBridge> Do it.
<Nitya> jbridge............................
<JBridge> What?

<IllFlower> JBridge just knows these things. Don't ask why, because it's more information than you'll ever need. Or want, really.
<JBridge> IllFlower: "A fountain of useless and mostly disgusting information."
<JBridge> That's how my best friend describes my mind.
<IllFlower> It's better than how my mind is usually described, which I won't reproduce in full here because it generally entails graduate-level thesis papers in exacting detail on how badly I've gone unhinged over my few years of existence.

<Loki_Weyland> Fuck yes, I just ordered my 2 TB external hard drive.
<IllFlower> Loki_Weyland, your porn collection might be getting a little out of hand.
<Loki_Weyland> My porn collection isn't even 40 GB.
<Loki_Weyland> This is for my anime.
<IllFlower> You say that as if you watch any non-porn anime.
<IllFlower> Also, "not even" 40 gigabytes is not how most people would describe it.
<Loki_Weyland> I've seen people bragging about having external hard drives JUST for porn. 40 GB is nothing.
<IllFlower> I haven't seen those people, so as far as I'm aware, you are to porn as Scrooge McDuck is to piles of money.
<goatboy> He swims in it?

<GMH> oh
<GMH> i know what mindvirus to use as an audio avatar
<GMH> Cirno's perfect math class
<GMH> and yay at being protected from it due to my currently listening to something else
<JBridge> ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU...
<JBridge> AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU...
<JBridge> AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE.
<GMH> OH GAWD
<GMH> HOW DARE YOU SIC THAT SONG ON ME
<GMH> IN REVENGE I SHALL ASK YOU
<GMH> DOES YOUR MILKSHAKE BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD?

<JBridge> Actually, there should be a 4chan party.
<IllFlower> Sadly, it's composed entirely of people who are too young to vote.

<Arha> I think most of us would agree that I'm more of an evil overlord than you
<JBridge> Really?
<JBridge> Try this.
<JBridge> Type .rr six times.
<JBridge> If you live, you're eviler than me.
<Arha> Evil overlords do not follow commands
<JBridge> DO IT FAGGOT
<Arha> .rr
<feepbot> Arha: Click. 
<Arha> hm
<Arha> .rr
<feepbot> Arha: Click. 
<Arha> hmmm
<Arha> doesn't seem to be working
<JBridge> Four more times.
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Solstace> lol arha.
<JBridge> What'd he do?
<Jack> Win.
<Jack> Since he's the evilest.
<JBridge> Fine.
<JBridge> .rr
<feepbot> JBridge: Boom! You're dead. 
<feepbot> JBridge: The gun has been reloaded. 
<JBridge> GOD
<JBridge> FUCKING
<JBridge> DAMMIT
* Jack claps
<Arha> Ahem.
<Arha> Thank you, thank you
<JBridge> ...I have nothing to say to you.
<Arha> Of course. You're not to speak until spoken to, slave

<JBridge>  I'm gonna have to slap a bitch.
* ColorPrinter summons bitch to slap
* ivoryRum bestows the title of Bitch Summoner on ColorPrinter.

<RAGE> I hate being young.
<JBridge> Well, you can try waiting.
<RAGE> But that takes for _ever_
<JBridge> No, it's quite a bit shorter.
<JBridge> It just feels like forever.
<JBridge> If you want to feel old, you could go to GameFAQs or some other forum with a lot of young idiots.
<RAGE> That just depresses me more, because I start thinking "wait, you're telling me I'M the high end?"

<JBridge> So, my parents are on this really strict diet.
<JBridge> The only kind of bread they can eat is that untasty kind.
<JBridge> Not wheat, but some grain.
<Barcodecoterrorist> Pseudowholegrain?
<JBridge> I think I remember they were talking about Control, Commitment, Concentration, and a bunch of other stuff.
<Barcodecoterrorist> how about Don't Drink Soda, Don't Eat Dessert, Don't Eat Too Much, And Exercise
<JBridge> I think it was the Seven Cs of Rye.
<Barcodecoterrorist> seven.
<JBridge> Yes, that was all for the pun.
<Barcodecoterrorist> too much effort
<JBridge> Maybe.
<Barcodecoterrorist> well let's hear all the seas, then.
<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TizHxIKwyc
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - ‪The Seven Seas Of Rhye by Queen with lyrics‬‏
<Barcodecoterrorist> wait
<Barcodecoterrorist> ERROR: Too much meta. (2097)