Room 208

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Rated 74 by 11 users
<jseblan> yeah, but there's "not going as planned" as in "everyone dies" and then there's "not going as planned" as in "I am mugging some officer with a non-existent gun and my underwear"


Rated 69 by 14 users
<Juan> yo at the risk of sounding like someone with a death wish
<JBridge> Do it.
<Nitya> jbridge............................
<JBridge> What?


Rated 68 by 8 users
<Rig> How do I convince someone to stop doing terrible things?
<Juan> I normally recommend murder
<Rig> Well, they're my boss.
<Rig> And I don't think promotion works that way here.
<IllFlower> Find a way to connect the consequences of said terrible thing to the literal end of the world.
<Rig> Reinventing HTTP error codes?
<IllFlower> "If it takes too much effort to use our API, nobody will use it and we'll all die starving and alone in the streets."
<Rig> "Yeah, well, that's why you're all required to use it for our in-house projects."
<IllFlower> "We'll lose tons of productivity, your manager will find out, and you'll die starving and alone in the streets."
<Rig> He is the manager. ;-; There is only one person above him.
<IllFlower> I'd keep hammering in the part where he inevitably dies starving and alone in the streets.


Rated 65 by 7 users
<Barcode> "Cemetery Support Clerk" amazingly depressing job
<IllFlower> "Have you tried rebooting the deceased?"


Rated 53 by 8 users
<Iverum> .decide walk|clean|code|die
<feepbot> Iverum: die
<Iverum> .rr
<feepbot> Iverum: Boom! You're dead.
<feepbot> Iverum: The gun has been reloaded.
<Saigyouji> Well, at least feepbot is consistent.


Rated 52 by 14 users
<Solstace> StarGirl00: You are extremely talkative tonight. Did someone die?


Rated 51 by 4 users
[discussing Miley Cyrus]
<Nitya> didn't she die, i thought she died
<taelor> Miley Cyrus? no, she's alive and twerking, last I heard.
<taelor> I'm curious? how did you think Cyrus died?
<Nitya> i just assume celebrities are dead


Rated 40 by 10 users
<Lin_Chong> Oh hey people are dying.
<Lin_Chong> Awesome.


Rated 40 by 10 users
<JBridge> And yeah. We raped feepbot to death.
<Nitya> jseblan: Neat.
<jseblan> Yeah
<jseblan> Unless it lasts more than 52 minutes