<RocketDude> Oh yeah, Mod Approval and Parent/Chile relations
<RocketDude> *Child
<RocketDude> Pfft, Parent/Chile
<Barcode> for the motherland

<Nitya> "D-Wave does have something today that’s more computationally-useful than a roast-beef sandwich;" good to know
<Barcode[WoT]> sandwiches power programmers.
<Glowsquid> What is the comptional usefulness of a roast beef sandwich? I need a sense of scale to get the joke
<Glowsquid> How does it compare to other sorts of sandwiches?????
<RocketDude> SANDVICH MAKE PROGRAMMER STRONG

<Solstace> "Registered users: Google [Bot], Solstace" <- Huh.
<Solstace> (from Novafest)
<RocketDude> I told you about bots, bro! I told you, dawg!
<todolistplusalpha> I knew it!
<Barcode> yep. solstace is a google bot.
<RocketDude> Solstace, in reality, was a cyborg built to become the ultimate soldier
<Barcode> instead he seeks to become the ultimate bard.
<Solstace> But mass production was deemed too expensive, so I put my mechanical excellence to use playing guitar.
<todolistplusalpha> There's an anime in this somewhere.
<JuanCarlos> It's not like Solstace's life being an animu would be surprising
<Barcode> A robot harem anime? I think you mean "there is one currently in production and we just don't know about it yet".

<RocketDude> Also, "Quattro_Ladyparts" makes me think of the Audi car ._.
<Barcode[LoL]>  Audi Vagina
<AliceTensei> Audi Titty? ...Oh god, somebody please kill me for even coming up with that. Please.

<BarcoDoomRL> killed the dimensional shambled
<BarcoDoomRL> quite frankly it was scary. suddenly, quake monster in my doom
<Generality> Is that like peanut butter in your chocolate?
<BarcoDoomRL> except the peanut butter is the size of an SUV standing on its bumper, is organic, throws blasts of nondescript, damaging energy at you, and teleports every other turn

<Lou> [/me strikes Motoko with the Shotgun of Stop Shipping]
<Osip_Zhgun[Barcode]> [that just fans the fires! hitting people with your rifle is known as butt-stroking]

<Arha> onyhow is talking as much as mapi, but does not have a mapiname
<onyhow> mapi?
<onyhow> whozat?
<Arha> It is confusing!
<Nitya> burn the false mapi
<onyhow> NOOOOOO
* onyhow runs like heck
<Arha> So that means you're already on fire then?
<Arha> That's very considerate of you
<onyhow> NOOOO
<onyhow> IM NOT ON FIRE
<onyhow> Wait I do
<Barmoured_code_V> it's not confusing, since onyhow doesn't like animay.
<onyhow> EVERYONE I AM ON FIRE
<onyhow> i do
<Barmoured_code_V> well okay.
<Barmoured_code_V> it's not confusing, since mapi doesn't like FPSes
<Glowsquid> "NOOOO IM NOT ON FIRE" <--- you heard the man, set him on fire.
<onyhow> ARRGGGHHH
* onyhow screams
<Arha> Immolation solves everything
<Barmoured_code_V> <_<
<onyhow> CURSE YOU
<onyhow> CURSE YOU ALL TO...
<onyhow> to where?
<Barmoured_code_V> heck
<Arha> Disneyland
<onyhow> DISNEYLAND!
<Arha> I vote Disneyland
<Arha> Yay
* onyhow is burning
* Barmoured_code_V throws water at onyhow
<onyhow> COLD!
<Barmoured_code_V> this pilot's name is /also/ "the three wise men"
<Nitya> mapi doesn't like FPSes <-- ? she played a lot of counterstrike
<onyhow> soooo
<onyhow> I'm mapi?
<onyhow> wait a min
<onyhow> i'm a guy
<Nitya> seems that way
<Nitya> and for that, you must die
* Nitya flamethrower
<Glowsquid> she's also a pretty huge fan of Twisted Metal, Sylphon Filter and other greeetty western games IIRC
* onyhow screams, again

<Barcode> hm, how does bgtb draw butts

<Barcode> oh my god i'm on question nineteen just tell me what kind of gay i am

<JuanCarlos> bluh, therapist appointment in about...three hours. Suddenly, doubts
<Barcode> I read that as "the rapist appointment"
<eX> no wonder he has doubts