*** Nitya entered the room <Iverum> As I was saying, Solstace becomes jealous of Jackerel's open 'affection' for Nitya and opens his heart (among other things) to Nitya in response. <Iverum> Shit. <Iverum> He's back. <Nitya> okay nevermind *** Nitya left the room
<Solstace> Tzetze and I are so over. That doesn't stop the shippers, though. <Juan> sure you are, little buddy <Arha> Solstace: I hope the breakup involved breaking his kneecaps <Solstace> Arha: Have I ever mentioned that you're awesome, and so much better than IllFlower and Juan? <Juan> geez, don't go for the rebound in front of us <IllFlower> Seriously, that's a little disgusting. Surely you can be a little more considerate of Tzetze's feelings. Or just not-desperate in general.
<Iverum> Jackerel and Tze's child would talk about raping the incompleteness theorem. <Iron> Fun <Korenizer> That is not hot at all! :( <Iverum> No one would ever finish. <Korenizer> ... <Iverum> I'm sorry. <JackMackerel> Korenizer: To you, it isn't. >:| <Korenizer> yeah, don't sternface me for not finding my own rapist child sexually appealing, sirrah. <JackMackerel> >:C then <Alicia> Dat's messed up. <Iverum> You two are so adorable. <Iverum> Of course, your psychopathic rape baby isn't. <Korenizer> that is not what "adorable" means <Alicia> Hahaha. <Iverum> @define adorable <Omnipresence> Iverum: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: adorable (English word) | definition — Result: adjective | lovable especially in a childlike or naive way <JackMackerel> It's moe in Japan! <Iverum> Yeah, lovable in a naive way. <Iverum> That works.
<Lou> [/me strikes Motoko with the Shotgun of Stop Shipping] <Osip_Zhgun[Barcode]> [that just fans the fires! hitting people with your rifle is known as butt-stroking]
<JackMackerel> @ship endrance/yoda <Solstace> JackMackerel: Should've expected that from you. <JackMackerel> It is my fetish. <Iverum> I thought stabbing people was your fetish. <Evangelyne> I thought seeing women in sushi costumes tackling each other in a giant fondue pot was your fetish. <Solstace> I thought Tzetze was your fetish.
<Solstace> .decide pokemon | Skyrim <jseblan> Solstace: if only we could mix both <Solstace> Alduin and Charizard held each other in a lover's embrace..... <jseblan> :| <Solstace> "Shout for me," Charizard said. <SpruceZeus|Terraria> It was super effective