<Rig> Just a development company to make this app for a guy. <Rig> He wants something huge and said price is no option. <Rig> It's dumb, but I like money. <Rig> And have no ethics. <Juan> hey rig how do you feel about making a white supremacy movie <Rig> Okay, I do have ethics.
<Rig> How do I convince someone to stop doing terrible things? <Juan> I normally recommend murder <Rig> Well, they're my boss. <Rig> And I don't think promotion works that way here. <IllFlower> Find a way to connect the consequences of said terrible thing to the literal end of the world. <Rig> Reinventing HTTP error codes? <IllFlower> "If it takes too much effort to use our API, nobody will use it and we'll all die starving and alone in the streets." <Rig> "Yeah, well, that's why you're all required to use it for our in-house projects." <IllFlower> "We'll lose tons of productivity, your manager will find out, and you'll die starving and alone in the streets." <Rig> He is the manager. ;-; There is only one person above him. <IllFlower> I'd keep hammering in the part where he inevitably dies starving and alone in the streets.
<Rig> «Purrloin used Quick Claw to move first. Purrloin is asleep.» Well, shit. <jseblan> more like Purrloin is fast asleep <Rig> ¬.¬ <Rig> That is the worst fucking pun.
<Yukihime> "Nitya looked down at his shoes, his voice occasionally cracking through tears. 'you don't understand, ivoryRum. I'm not like the rest of you. I'm an exception.' <Yukihime> "ivoryRum took Nitya's hand in his, running his fingers over the folds of his palm. 'I know,' he said. 'that's why I knew I had to catch you.' " <ivoryRum> Oh god. <Nitya> are you high
<JBridge> I'm gonna have to slap a bitch. * ColorPrinter summons bitch to slap * ivoryRum bestows the title of Bitch Summoner on ColorPrinter.
<IllFlower> Proposition: Instant channel bans for anybody shown to be an active TV Tropes user <Iverum> Proposition: IllFlower needs sleep badly. <IllFlower> Point of order: What are you doing in my bed? <Iverum> Who's the chair? <IllFlower> Nobody's the chair! Get out of my bed! * Iverum goes back to the corner. <Iverum> Anyway, I'm all for bans. <Iverum> For almost any reason. <IllFlower> Proposition: Instant channel bans for anybody shown to be Iverum * Iverum seconds the motion. <IllFlower> Stay in your corner!
<IllFlower> Iverum, I note that you haven't refuted my assertions, which means that they're true. Or that you're ignoring me... <Iverum> I don't hold conversations with glorified chat bots. -!- Iverum was kicked by IllFlower (What if they kick you?) -!- IllFlower was kicked by ChanServ ((Iverum (ivoryRum)) No reason given) -!- Iverum joined #yackfest <FAMAS> WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS? -!- IllFlower joined #yackfest <FAMAS> how did you give, take your own auth <FAMAS> and then um <FAMAS> kicked by one who is not on channel <FAMAS> errr <Iverum> ChanServ is nice. <IllFlower> It's the IRC equivalent of a slapfight, really. <Iverum> It's funny. I started typing the command to kick as soon as you went op, but you kicked me before I could finish typing the channel name. <IllFlower> I should remember to arbitrarily change my nickname so that doesn't work! <n> That hardly seems arbitrary.
<Iverum> I dislike the UI for Steel Battalion, Barcode. <Barcode> No, I mean, like, wht about it? <Iverum> Oh, I mean the whole "peer out of this tiny window" bit. <Barcode> man, that's the /best part/ of tankshit! the horrid visibility * Nitya imagines Iverum standing in a submarine, critiquing the viewport UI
<Rig> I'm aware of all relationships in this channel. It's the op power that IllFlower granted me. <Rig> His cruel wisdom enlightens me. <stiva> so you know about Nitya and me? <Rig> The question is "Does Zia?" * Zia looks at stiva * Nitya looks at stiva * Zia looks *really hard* at stiva * stiva whistles casually while backing out of the room.
<Solstace> Argh. <Solstace> Wanting to do something again. <Solstace> Don't know what I want to do. <Iverum> Jackerel is free, as always. <Solstace> I'm insulted that you'd suggest that. <Iverum> I was going to suggest Nitya. <Solstace> That's only slightly better.