<SpruceZeus> HOLY JUMPED-UP JUNIPER ON AN EXPRESSWAY <SpruceZeus> YOU LEAF-EATING SON OF A SIDEWALK <SpruceZeus> YOU MANGY IMPROPERLY CALIBRATED BEARER OF AN ECHIDNA <SpruceZeus> MAY ALL YOUR TOENAILS TURN PURPLE AND YOUR NEIGHBORS SING CHER'S GREATEST HITS UNTIL YOU GO COMPLETELY INSANE
<NonIndicativeHandle> I am currently reading through the quote database, and I'm not pleased... why am I in it so little? what do I have to do for you to quote me? DO I HAVE TO WRITE IN ALLCAPS? Do I have to talk about Masturbation? Do I have to kill Parable?
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> PERSONALLY I'M GETTING TIRED OF PEOPLE USING THEIR AUTISM AS EVEN A PARTIAL ALIBI. <Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> I MEAN I'M AUTISTIC AND I'M PERFECTLY COHERENT AND STABLE. <Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> ... <Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> OH WAIT.
<Buttercupistiny> Dude, Will, sometimes [online support groups for busty girls] have come in handy <Buttercupistiny> In terms of trying to find a good strapless bra, or BMC about how much boobies suck. <IllFlower> BMC. Now there is an acronym I don't recognize... <IllFlower> My TLA-fu, she is fading. <Buttercupistiny> Bitch, Moan, and Complain. <IllFlower> Oh, that makes a lot more sense than my original misreading of "PMC" to mean "private military company". <IllFlower> Although I guess that would make one's complaints a lot more effective. <IllFlower> "I CAN'T FIND ANY BRAS IN MY SIZE SO I'M GOING TO SIC BLACKWATER ON YOU"
<GuitarBizarre> I BLAME ZE FRENCH <GuitarBizarre> With their stripy flag and their fine wines! <GuitarBizarre> Staying over there, sending us their womenfolk! <GuitarBizarre> wait no thats wrong <GuitarBizarre> COMING OVER HERE, STEALING OUR WOMEN! <GuitarBizarre> wait no, also wrong... <GuitarBizarre> ENGAGING IN SCHRODINGERS IMMIGRANT!
<Azusa> {{pau gasol is the best power forward in the game}}
<TropeBot> Trope PauGasolIsTheBestPowerForwardInTheGame doesn't exist. Closest match: Big No http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo
<Azusa> LIES TROPE BOT
<Azusa> LIES
<Azusa> AND FUCKING SLANDER
<Noimporta> BE A MAN. <Noimporta> A CUDDLY, MOE INTERJECTION SPOUTING MAN. <Noimporta> BUT A MAN NONETHELESS <Noimporta> AND WATCH IT <Noimporta> THEN, YOU'LL BE EVEN MORE OF A MAN <TParadox> YOU'LL BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER
<Charlatan> WHO GETS NARDPUNCHED TODAY? <Charlatan> I DEMAND SACRIFICE. <Solstace> JBridge. <JBridge> Shit! * JBridge braces for impact. <Charlatan> YOU SHOULD BE HONORED, FOR TODAY YOU BRING GLORY TO YOUR TRIBE. <JBridge> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * Charlatan Tiger Uppercuts JBridge in the 'nards <JBridge> UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<jseblan> "Tropicana Essentials with Added Calcium and Vitamin D is an excellent source of Calcium and Vitamin D." NO SHIT SHERLOCK MY MIND IS BLOWN
<GMH> OKAY <GMH> WHO MADE THE REALLY BIG JUNK THREAD? <sporkaganza> Be more specific. There are a lot of those.