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#1233

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Charlatan> See, where I get mad is when mods require other mods to play.
<Charlatan> Like mod X requiring Skyrim Script Extender.
<Charlatan> YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE EXTENDING?
<Charlatan> MY DICK.
<JBridge> I think that requires SKSE, too.
<Barcode[out]> Expand dong
<Charlatan> Expand dovaahkin
<Barcode[out]> Fus roh dong
<Charlatan> "Unrelenting force"

#1019

Rated 69 by 14 users
<Rig> An excuse to ban someone is always fun for me.
<Nitya> anyway have you /cs clear users'd yet
<Rig> IllFlower doesn't let me.
<Rig> I have to kick everyone manually because dictatorship.
<Nitya> God damn it IllFlower you are the worst fucking tyrant.  Like come the fuck on, where are my death squads?  I want to be forced against a wall and obliterated by a misguided kid barely younger than I am who will think I was a threat to human peace for years, as he fights off the slowly dawning realization that "I was just following orders" won't be taken seriously

#342

Rated 71 by 21 users
<Suke> Solstace.
<Suke> I want you inside me
* Solstace thrusts his hands inside Suke's abdomen, and begins to massage him from the inside.

#914

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Barcode[out]> Fiora: you should try red alert.~
<Nitya> Hey, that's a real tilde, not "tilde", or "tee eye ell dee ee" or "tee ee ee ee aye ee ee ell ell dee ee ee ee ee" or something.
<Barcode[out]> Yes, but I included punctuation before the tilde, disrupting its power.

#833

Rated 61 by 6 users
<GMH> #yackfest i am disappoint
<Juan> Turns out that people recognize cars easier than flying lolls
<RocketDude> Dude, I coulda told you that people will recognize a Ford Mustang more reliably than a Touhou

#354

Rated 21 by 14 users
<GMH> dude
<GMH> this game is more complicated than magic the gathering
<GMH> seriously
<ponicalica> GMH: Bigger prizes, too.

#419

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Kirino> you know, with the way people are bitching about IJBM
<Kirino> it's like they don't visit any other part of the internet
<Kirino> ...oh wait.

#951

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Nitya> IllFlower, I.... I have something to confess.  Ever since I first saw your shimmering Monospace on my screen, I've had... urges.  You're just so beautiful.  I want to shuck those twin l's with my slithering man-meat.

#40

Rated 35 by 9 users
<krrackknut>  {{Something Awesome}}
<TropeBot>  Trope SomethingAwesome doesn't exist. Closest match: Incendiary Exponent http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncendiaryExponent

#921

Rated 70 by 9 users
<saladofstones> last time I QDB'd something I broke it
<saladofstones> and I don't think the all-mighty Illflower will stand for it again
<RocketDude> Just try it again.
<RocketDude> I'd do it, but lazy
<saladofstones> if I break everything I blame barcode
<Nitya> And barcode can blame Jackerel, thus completing the cycle.
<saladofstones> and then jackerel can get banned for our sins
<RocketDude> But who will Jackerel blame?
<Nitya> It doesn't matter because we'll kickban him because he's obviously lying and it was his fault.
<Barcode> forgive us, Vater, for we do not know what we do.