<Gon> RAPTORS ARE SMARTER THAN YOUR FACE ARHA
<Gon> >:|
<Arha> My face doesn't have a brain
<Arha> That's not a great accomplishment
<Arha> I removed it and put it in my penis instead
<Arha> two heads are better than one

<kingCrackers> Fiora is
<kingCrackers> Fuck
<Nova> wat
<Nova> no she's not
<Solstace> Fiora: You have been alleged with being "Fuck". How do you respond?
<Nitya> yeah, fiora isn't really very fuck at all
<Fiora> Um... I... I'm not "fuck" ... whatever that means!

* Yuanchosaan blinks
<Yuanchosaan> I must be tired. I read the "Comics" subforum as "Conics", and spent a few seconds wondering when we had decided to devote an entire board to mathematics.

<ComradeCirnov> ...DID THEY SERIOUSLY JUST SHOOT A COPTER DOWN WITH A TANK WHILE AIRBORNE
<ComradeCirnov> Omfg
<ComradeCirnov> OMFG
<ComradeCirnov> BEST USE FOR C4 EVER
<ComradeCirnov> See, I love it when things in video games are stupidly insane enough to work.
<ComradeCirnov> "We could put an AA gun here sir"
<ComradeCirnov> "FUCK THAT, BETTER IDEA"
<ComradeCirnov> "What is that, sir"
<ComradeCirnov> "IT'S LIKE A BOUNCING BETTY, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF A WUSSY-ASS GRENADE, IT LAUNCHES A TANK INTO THE AIR"
<ComradeCirnov> "Your genius knows no limits, sir"

<Nitya> fez put me in the worst possible psychological state: mad about video games. now i'm in the second worst state: has an idea for a video game

<AlbertAndreasArmadillo> Oh, he considers psychiatrists to be as bad as the Khmer Rouge. I wonder if he's a holocaust denial too
<Legionnaire> Who?
<Nova> He's a denial!
<Nova> My god.
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> </SmellsLikeTeenSpirit>

<Rig> I'm aware of all relationships in this channel. It's the op power that IllFlower granted me.
<Rig> His cruel wisdom enlightens me.
<stiva> so you know about Nitya and me?
<Rig> The question is "Does Zia?"
* Zia looks at stiva
* Nitya looks at stiva 
* Zia looks *really hard* at stiva
* stiva whistles casually while backing out of the room.

<Saturn> BEAM ME UP YODA

<ponicalica> what was the name of the grad student who killed his advisor
<ponicalica> ted streleski
<AliceTensei> "In 1993 Streleski was turned down for a fare box repair position with the San Francisco Municipal Railway after his crimes came to light." He might... murder the fare box?
<Nitya> 16th year pursuing his doctorate <-- ._.
<GMH> > after his crimes came to light
<GMH> > crimes
<GMH> isn't this just one crime?
<GMH> someone go fix that
<GMH> i don't feel like signing into wikipedia
<ponicalica> you can edit wikipedia anonymously
<GMH> i don't feel like it
<Corvidium> there are two crimes
<Corvidium> the first is the murder, obviously
<Corvidium> the second is being in grad school for 16 years
<Nitya> done
<Corvidium> Nitya, why did you introduce an error into Wikipedia
<Nitya> spite
<Nitya> fuck the world

<Saladofstones> seems like they were worried about having a maoist revolution of some sorts
<Saladofstones> there are too many isms in communism
<Saladofstones> we need a new proletariat revolution and combine all the isms into one big ism
<Saladofstones> we shall call it the great ism, and it shall be glorious