Room 208

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#692

Rated 25 by 7 users
<Cultist>  well WHATEVER you're not good enough for my spontaneous bird ejaculations anyway
<Barcode[WoT]>  birds with premature ejaculations. a very narrow pharmaceutical market

#355

Rated 52 by 11 users
<Spacebar> Jack: Can you elaborate on that?
<Jack> You are my man.  The man, who is mine.  I own you, bitch.
<Spacebar> Jack: Perhaps you would like me to be your man.  The man, who is mine.  you own you, bitch..
<Jack> I think that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: But you're not sure that you have made that clear.?
<Jack> On the contrary.  I'm completely sure that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: How does being completely sure that you have made that clear. make you feel?

#110

Rated 60 by 10 users
<TParadox> So Lockon came back and said "I need to atone! I need to atone!" for several pages, then the thread got locked. Anything more interesting happen between coming back and getting locked?
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> Not really, I think.
<Wicked223> No, just lots of implied lesbian rape.
<Doomlewa> the usual

#543

Rated 56 by 9 users
<feep> using (ec, delta) { turn-left-x; turn-up-y; } // *MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA*
<feep> generally
<feep> if the comments start doing the maniacal laughter, that's a bad sign.

#841

Rated 58 by 13 users
<saladofstones> welcome to night ME3 threads
<saladofstones> where everyone is gay
<saladofstones> even the andriods
<jseblan> YES
<TParadox> especially the androids.

#1201

Rated 30 by 4 users
<IllFlower> *** EveryoneButUtnapishtim has quit (Excess Flood)

#632

Rated 38 by 5 users
<barcode> "please don’t be ashamed to like something, though! i get so many messages that are like “awe man im so embarrassed of liking hetalia/anime/ect.” it’s not your responsibility to babysit any less unsavory people in your fandom. be proud of your interests!! if you’re a good person that is all that matters.  " but….camping as a moeification of a beach-head

#874

Rated 51 by 4 users
<AliceTensei> And then Amazon took over the world by amassing an arsenal of nuclear warheads.
<jseblan> if that includes free shipping for everyone I'm in

#1154

Rated 68 by 8 users
<IllFlower> "brain.visual_memory.as_image_buffer(format: 'png')"
<IllFlower> I don't know why my brain's interface is in Ruby.
<Barcodrawing> because then you can say you've gone off the rails.

#986

Rated 57 by 5 users
<IllFlower> Oh, man. I'm just imagining Touhou combined with licensing flamewars. "MY FLYING LOLIS DESERVE TO BE GPLV3" "NO YOU COMMUNIST THEY'RE TOTALLY BSD" "GO DIE IN A HAIL OF 4KOMA"