<Gon> RAPTORS ARE SMARTER THAN YOUR FACE ARHA
<Gon> >:|
<Arha> My face doesn't have a brain
<Arha> That's not a great accomplishment
<Arha> I removed it and put it in my penis instead
<Arha> two heads are better than one

<Rustedsoda> just because in Japan you can find images of little boys being fondled on a regular basis, does not mean it is legal to do that in Japan.

<Buttercupistiny> DOODLEBUG
<Buttercupistiny> I FINISH SCHOOL ON THE SIXTH
<Haven|SerendipityGospels> School story, bro

<Tibetanfox> You know what Feepbot loves, though?
<Tibetanfox> Ponies.
<AnOtherT> feepbot: do you like ponies?
<Saigyouji> .decide Genocide|Ponies
<feepbot> Saigyouji: Genocide
<EnglishIvy> Oh shit.

<ponicalica> what was the name of the grad student who killed his advisor
<ponicalica> ted streleski
<AliceTensei> "In 1993 Streleski was turned down for a fare box repair position with the San Francisco Municipal Railway after his crimes came to light." He might... murder the fare box?
<Nitya> 16th year pursuing his doctorate <-- ._.
<GMH> > after his crimes came to light
<GMH> > crimes
<GMH> isn't this just one crime?
<GMH> someone go fix that
<GMH> i don't feel like signing into wikipedia
<ponicalica> you can edit wikipedia anonymously
<GMH> i don't feel like it
<Corvidium> there are two crimes
<Corvidium> the first is the murder, obviously
<Corvidium> the second is being in grad school for 16 years
<Nitya> done
<Corvidium> Nitya, why did you introduce an error into Wikipedia
<Nitya> spite
<Nitya> fuck the world

<JackMackerel> The "Roran is a psychopath for being a warrior" kinda bugs me, though. No shit he's prideful over his kills, he's a warrior.
<Barcode[guiltycrown]> yes but *discussion on morality of soldiers*
<Iverum> *discussion of MGS*
<Barcode[guiltycrown]> *inevitable linking of steel battalion mechs*
<Iverum> *argument about the frailty of VTs*
<Barcode[guiltycrown]> *concession, discussion on realism of mechs*
<Iverum> *derailment into the role of tanks on a modern battlefield*
<Barcode[guiltycrown]> *some notes, then lack of response* :P

<TheWireblan> "If a virus killed everyone on earth except registered reddit users, what would society look like in 5 years?" I'd delete my account if I was warned beforehand

<Charlatan> +say HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
<rollermine> Charlatan: HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
<Charlatan> ...
<Charlatan> I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKER TO *QUOTE* ME
<Vernal> .addquote Charlatan <Charlatan> I SUCK COCKS
<Vernal> 100% accurate
<Vernal> well actually, I only used half the text, which concentrates the correctness.
<Vernal> So it's more like 200%.
<saladofstones> if I were to add cocks would it be 400 percent correct?
<Vernal> More cocks is always more correct.
<IllFlower> saladofstones: Gotta be careful with highly concentrated correctness. You could kill someone with that.

<Yuanchosaan> I think looking young is fine, but being lolibait is a completely different story.

<ComradeCirnov> ...DID THEY SERIOUSLY JUST SHOOT A COPTER DOWN WITH A TANK WHILE AIRBORNE
<ComradeCirnov> Omfg
<ComradeCirnov> OMFG
<ComradeCirnov> BEST USE FOR C4 EVER
<ComradeCirnov> See, I love it when things in video games are stupidly insane enough to work.
<ComradeCirnov> "We could put an AA gun here sir"
<ComradeCirnov> "FUCK THAT, BETTER IDEA"
<ComradeCirnov> "What is that, sir"
<ComradeCirnov> "IT'S LIKE A BOUNCING BETTY, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF A WUSSY-ASS GRENADE, IT LAUNCHES A TANK INTO THE AIR"
<ComradeCirnov> "Your genius knows no limits, sir"