Room 208

Quote database

#16

Rated 19 by 6 users
<GMH> illflower`away: clicking "bottom" on the quotes page gives a highly unusual browser error
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<GMH> HOLY WAT FUCK WHITESPACE

#523

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Rotty> Tze: When will they make a ponibaby?
<Nitya> Let me consult the spirits
*** Nitya is now known as Haruspex
* Haruspex slays a goat
<Haruspex> alright let's see
<Haruspex> I think the leaking shit shows a May birth

#1299

Rated 21 by 1 user
<Nitya> If I don't successfully pick up 420 girls, I am going to die in a lot of different ways.

#345

Rated 53 by 20 users
<PhoneBizarre> Atheist motherfuckah in the hizzouse REPRESENT!
<Reyendo> < atheist 2
<PhoneBizarre> PREACH IT MAH BROTHA
<PhoneBizarre> RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
<Reyendo> AMEN, BROTHER!
<Reyendo> LET US SING PRAISES TO THE 
<Reyendo> FUCK

#940

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Juan> @more
<Omnipresence> Juan: Spider-Girl.
<Juan> grrr
<Myrmirond> If you really want @more, scream it out louder, if you on the floor, bring out the fire, And light it up, take it up higher, Gonna push it to the limit, give it @more. 
<RocketDude> In the midnight call, she cried "@more, @more, @more!" With a rebel yell, she cried "@more, @more, @more!"

#909

Rated 45 by 9 users
<Solstace> HEY, NITYA, I HAVE A PDF FOR YOU!
<Nitya> OMGF!!!!!
<Nitya> ...oh my godding fuck? hm

#525

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Nitya> There's got to be something wrong with just attributing a quote «--Buddha».  Good ol' Christians give you not just the book, but the fucking sentence number!

#659

Rated 44 by 3 users
<RocketDude> Does the needle bounce back and 3awm,D
<RocketDude> X ]pw/
<RocketDude> *forth
<RocketDude> My KeyScrambler is rebelling against me. :<

#763

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Nitya> .decide listen to shitty pop via youtube | listen to shitty pop via nightmares beamed into your mind from things beyond existence
<RocketDude> Granted, YouTube is probably a better medium than the latter
<Nitya> You'd be surprised!  The reception is usually pretty great.
<JuanC> RocketDude: you clearly haven't use Things Beyond Existence's services. I tell you, man, they're about be as big as YT is
<Nitya> Only once the stars are right again. Then we will dance through the ruined halls of Tsochari to the mad theremin of Commisar Schilling, as has our ancestors on Xoth once did
<IllFlower> I hate the advertisements, though. They really went downhill when they started reading your mind to sell you things.

#114

Rated 69 by 14 users
<JBridge> You should be able to raze other people's farms in Farmville.
<TParadox> "Joel Button raped your fields. Send a thank-you 'gift'?"