<Nitya> I did not know that you could do this to penises. <Fiora> see, nitya, you'll become an expert in things that can be done to penises. <Alicia> Been his dream for such a long time. <Nitya> I'm already an expert in that, baby. * Nitya winks
<BonSequitur> So, so much sympathy for Santorum. <BonSequitur> Really. I am literally gushing sympathy for the poor, poor man. <CTrombley> Are you politically conservative, Bonne? <BonSequitur> No, I'm sarcastic. <CTrombley> A very common political conviction.
<Rig> +decide porny comments about parents not being home for a while|you can be classier than that <rollermine> Rig: you can be classier than that <Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "are you from ireland? because my penis is-" he was cut off by the sound of an explosion <Rig> "There once was a man from Nantucket," the lance corporal began to recite before the railgun shell tore his arm off. <Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "Maybe after we're done this spacewalk we can head back to my quarters for a little..." He gesticulated feebly within his spacesuit, the movements lost within its bulky folds.
<Jack> Maybe I /like/ overcomplicating things, have you considered that?? HUH??
<Iverum> Fake difficulty and sodomy! <Iverum> The best game ever. <GoggleFox> It's less so when you get deep enough. <Iverum> Sounds like a gay bar.
<BGTB2005> So I'm watching a show that Subaru and Gainax were involved with <RocketDude> Subaru? <Barcode> Subaru the car company? <BGTB2005> Yes <Nitya> top gear, eva edition <Barcode> "Subaru runs into Aoi at a bus shelter, where they make up with each other. " uh oh <Nitya> I'm so sorry for hurting you, Aoi-chan. Can I make it up to you with the SUBARU ULTIMATE CAR CHAMPIONSHIP CONTEST 2011??
<Arha-away> When IJBM went down, a little piece of me died inside <Arha-away> fortunately, I think it was a tumor <Arha-away> So, yeah
<zeroplusalpha> It's really much better than it sounds. It's difficult to describe how intensely sympathetic a supernatural megalomaniac transvestite with gamebreaking martial arts sorcery makes you feel towards her by the end, you'll just have to take my word for it.
<TParadox> I'm back, and I brought my shotgun. GET OFFA MY LAWN! <GMH> YOU WANNA SHOTGUN FIGHT OLD MAN? <GMH> I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOTGUN FIGHT * IllFlower restrains GMH * GMH elbows illflower in the nose [...] <TParadox> Going to bed. <GMH> night <IllFlower> Later, TParadox. *** TParadox has quit IRC (Quit: *shoots GMH in the kneecap*)
<Motoko> You're always putting words in my mouth. <Nitya> You're the one who always leaves it open! <Motoko> That's only because it's constantly agape at the audacity of your putting words in it! <Nitya> It's a vicious but convenient cycle. <Motoko> For *you*, maybe. <Nitya> Well yeah. Why would I be concerned about someone else's convenience. <Motoko> You're always like this! Thoughtless and selfish to boot! <Nitya> I am stating patently obvious facts in a loud and angered fashion for some reason! * Motoko slams a pillow into Nitya's face <Nitya> gnrrf!!!