Room 208

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#1278

Rated 34 by 20 users
<Barcode> fan...fanta....roll.......get it
<feepbot> Barcode: I do not understand .......get it!
<Barcode> that's too fucking bad, feepbot

#501

Rated 45 by 9 users
<holomorph> Tibetanfox: We were just talking about GMH trolling a political rally by asking about Nanoha.
<Nao> you just missed the best conversation ever
<Tibetanfox> Yeah I think I did.

#1242

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Charlatan> Also keep talking while I do one of my rounds, BRB
<Nitya> wait are you still a security guard
<Charlatan> Yeah
<Nitya> weidr
<Charlatan> Not a lot happens, so they let me use pooter at werk
<Nitya> totally know what you mean
<Barcode> he doesn't open terminals often enough, the plot isn't progressing.
<Nitya> if my experience with that sort of job is any indication, he does little other than open terminals :p

#1224

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Barcode[GameDesign]> xbox stopped reading disks. I threw a fit. then I ripped and tore it and reassembled it without acutally fixing anythign and now it works
<IllFlower> so your rage... disassembled, and then reassembled, your Xbox, and then fixed the problem
<IllFlower> that's some pretty damn impressive rage, dude
<IllFlower> people would pay for that kind of rage, man
<IllFlower> I can just see it now. "let your broken electronics feel the wrath of Barcode's Repair Service! bring in this ad for 10% off"

#591

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Beorc> Clearly you were male in all of your past lives and are now suffering extreme gender confusion, ShoujiAn.
<ShoujiAn> I wouldn't say it's extreme really.
<NorthNo2> It's only a mild ghost penis

#948

Rated 68 by 23 users
<saladofstones> it was great since we had her deciding if she wanted pancakes or waffles for breakfest, and you see two armies go to war with each other
<saladofstones> one with a banner that said WAFFLES and another that said PANCAKES
<saladofstones> and they just slaughtered each other until one side won
<saladofstones> while the viking's mind was a bunch of little girls in a playroom deciding things through democracy and being cute
<saladofstones> "SHALL THIS MAN LIVE OR DIE"

#835

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (2+1+1)=4
<Spike|JBridge> Hrm.
<Spike|JBridge> By the way, these next three rolls don't count for anything.
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (3+4+2)=9
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (4+4+1)=9
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (4+2+1)=7
<Spike|JBridge> BULLSHIT
<Anne|Nova> ahaha
<Spike|JBridge> ROLLERMINE YOU COCKTEASE

#1276

Rated 65 by 7 users
<ponicalica> not wrong but i really don't think you should be comfortable with a literal military dictatorship deciding anything regardless of it accidentally according with social justice

#329

Rated 64 by 16 users
*** GuitarBizarre is now known as KittyBiz
*** KittyBiz is now known as PhoneBizarre
*** PhoneBizarre is now known as SleepyBiz
*** SleepyBiz is now known as ShowerBiz
<TParadox> Next one should be BannedBiz

#376

Rated 25 by 7 users
<Nitya> I EAT DIFFICULTY AND SHIT SEGFAULTS