<jseblan> I'm downloading Oblivion at 600 kbps, this is great
<jseblan> It's usually 250-300 kbps
<Charlatan> STOP
<Charlatan> YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

<Korgmeister> Hmm, it appears to be about a bunch of rich, pretty boys who seduce wealthy women for money.
<Korgmeister> This could be relevant to my interests.

<JBridge> When it comes to porn, I never give up.
<JBridge> You know that.

<Barcode> remind me why anyone uses the warp for space travel
<Barcode> also, how
<Nitya> Because the webway is shut down or something, and they have shields that prevent bananas from morphing into daemons and such.
<Barcode> now imagining the bananas in pajamas with chainswords

<MoeKawaii> ｷﾀﾜァ*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(n‘∀‘)ηﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* !!!!!  
<JackMackerel> oh god
* JackMackerel stabs Tzetze for his own good
<MoeKawaii> If I don't make it... tell my wife... uguu...

<TParadox> So Lockon came back and said "I need to atone! I need to atone!" for several pages, then the thread got locked. Anything more interesting happen between coming back and getting locked?
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> Not really, I think.
<Wicked223> No, just lots of implied lesbian rape.
<Doomlewa> the usual

<Puffin> I WANT SUFFERING

<CTrombley> Lupin was sittin' all sexy like, but Snape didn't give a damn as all his damns had just been stolen. Snape picked up Lupin by the ear and punched him in the eye. Lupin wrestled Snape to the ground and they pulled each other's hair and shredded each other's clothes. Don't know why, but they did. The fight paused, partly because they were old, exhausted men but mostly because Spike Jones was standing above them laughing evilly.
<CTrombley> Snapes could feel the blood throb out of his enormous nose, obviously. The problem was that he could feel Lupin touching his throbbing member.
<CTrombley> "FOOOLS!" bellowed Spike Jones in his middle range, unimpressive voice. "I have gathered you here today for one reason! Only I can have the worlds greatest collection of bric a brac! Only I, the artist, can truly appreciate its power, its majesty, the power of junk to communicate the very soul!"
<CTrombley> "We've been double crossed!" observed Snape inaccurately. The professor was rendered slow witted by the recent events. "There is only one way to defeat Spike Jones..." said Lupin. Snape looked at him and slowly realized ... That he could just use magic to solve this situation. He did. The End.

<Arha> this torrent has said it's a day away from completion for a good three days now
<Arha> I'm beginning to suspect that maybe the ETA is not entirely accurate
<IllFlower> Arha: No, your torrent's just travelling at relativistic speeds. For the information in the torrent, it's a day. For poor old you, it's 365,284,285,192,746 years.

<jseblan> Charlatan you can't use your butt as a server
<jseblan> it only has one port and it... it's occupied
<jseblan> I'm having horrifying images right now
* jseblan plunges head in bleach