<Fiora> A bra that encourages bouncing and jiggling doesn't sound like it's doing a very good job as a bra >_> <Barcode[MWLLsetup]> No no no, yo usee, it stops said jiggling by absorbing the energy like a normal braw, but it converts it into electricity instead of- * Barcode[MWLLsetup] wonders if it's Heat <Fiora> So it's basically a sports bra hooked up to a generator of some sort? <Barcode[MWLLsetup]> I'm assuming so. <RocketDude> So, it's a shock absorber for boobs. Got it.
<iamb> It's like riffing an acid trip with explosions.
<Haruspex> @define invaginate <Omnipresence> Haruspex: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: invaginate (English word) | definitions — Result: 1 | verb | sheathe; 2 | verb | fold inwards <Haruspex> i'm learning so many words <Haruspex> several of which can be used as horrible sexual euphemisms, tooo <Nova> no <Haruspex> My man-meat thirsts for invagination! <Haruspex> wait, "throbbing" should be in there <Nova> :| <Haruspex> nova, don't you write? this is stuff you need to know. <Nova> i am not writing about throbbing man-things. <Haruspex> Perhaps you will someday! You should be prepared. <Iron> What if you get into writing porn someday? <Iron> Or yaoi? <Iron> You need to know your sex for those <Haruspex> Or retinal development fanfiction? <Haruspex> The neural tube evaginates. You may need to know this! <Nova> If I got into writing porn I'm fairly sure it would be wimmin-on-wimmin porn anyway. <Haruspex> That can involve invagination too, ya know. <Iron> You may have to write for gay porn <Iron> As in guy-on-guy <Nova> why would i even * Fiora dips Nova in liquid yaoi. <Haruspex> Being bitten by a mutant gay man? <Nova> Fiora: why would you betray me like this <Fiora> What, is yaoi like, acidic, and you're basic? <Fiora> Or is this like matter and antimatter? <Haruspex> I'll say she's basic. If you know what I mean. *wink* <Nova> I am yuri, the vat is yaoi. They are antithesis to one another, or something. <Fiora> No, they're complementary! <Nova> No they're not! <Fiora> See, in a story, there's boys and girls, right? <Nova> Not necessarily? <Fiora> You pair the boys with each other, and the girls with each other. <Fiora> It's the natural order of things! <Nova> I thought the natural order of things was for girls to only exist to get in the way of the yaoi. <Haruspex> your silliness is not appreciated in this high-minded discussion of being bitten by gay people <Iron> But nova, you may need knowledge of guy-on-guy sex someday <Nova> But anyway, Fiora, STOP ENCOURAGIGN THEM TOE NCOURAGE ME TO WRITE ABOUT THROBBING MAN-THINGS.
<RocketDude> Like Juan, I cannot be shipped with anyone, for I lack the same interest in math <Haven> inb4 JuanCarlos/RocketDude <JuanCarlos> no shut up <JuanCarlos> go away <RocketDude> NO <Haven> Guys, I -said- inb4 <Haven> that makes everything okay. <JuanCarlos> no it doesn't <JuanCarlos> inb4 dicknipples <JuanCarlos> see? not ok, bro <RocketDude> @Haven: No, by mentioning it, you make it happen <IllFlower> JuanCarlos, it's been decided. You've been shipped with Haven. And dicknipples.
<Zudak> @translate english: eat shit and die german: <Omnipresence> Zudak: Google translation from German (auto-detected) to English: english: eat shit and the German:
<HamSandwich> .seen bot abuse <feepbot> HamSandwich: I have not seen bot abuse in this channel!
<JackMackerel> Oh god <JackMackerel> They have a fucking Snuggie carol <TParadox> Ebenezer Snuggie! You shall be visited tonight by three blankets!
<Alkthash> Corvidium - do you really want to drink a milkshake that has been soaking in technicolor horse ass?
<onyhow> russian roulette <onyhow> you can only play once <onyhow> except on computer <BGTB2005> Maybe we should just cut out the middle man... * BGTB2005 shoots onyhow <onyhow> IM NOT DEAD * onyhow shoots BGTB2005 * onyhow dies <BGTB2005> ack, lungs, I need both * BGTB2005 dies <AliceTensei> EVERYONE IS DEAD, JOHN.
<Nitya> what i'm getting out of that is that new leftists care more about aesthetics, such as marx's foretelling of Utena, than 3economics <Myrmidon> Marx also predicted Garzey's Wing <Nitya> marx's lack of understanding of akiocar was a major flaw that communism's never quite recovered from <ponicalica> had zettai unmei mokushiroku been the national anthem of the soviet union, it wouldn't've collapsed <Nitya> subs vs dubs was also the main impetus of the sino soviet split. <taelor> that was just the second iteration of that particular dispute. The original was bolsheviks/mensheviks. <Nitya> that was over whether the evangelion dub cast was good or not, specifically <Nitya> the albanian split was over whether "nakama" should be translated in subs or not. <taelor> Stalin had Trotsky assassinated because Leon said Josef's waifu was "shit tier". <Puffin> y'all nerds