Room 208

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#702

Rated 44 by 3 users
<IllFlower> Assuming JackMackerel has common knowledge is like assuming a cow can read. ;)
<JackMackerel> standardillflowerinsult.wav
<Alkthash> Legionnaire - youmustbenewhere.jpg
<RocketDude> @yt nope.avi > Alkthash
<zeroplusalpha> thisisapparentlyanewthing.mkv

#1297

Rated 41 by 8 users
<Nitya> oh my god she got hit by a bus ahahaha

#686

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Nitya> FutaServ shouts: "LOOK, IS THAT A DEMONIC DUCK OF SOME SORT?" *runs off without giving out any futa* You have a total  of 263 futas. <-- this is what I was referring to btw
<ponicalica> >FutaServ
<Barchomework> that is screwrd.
<ponicalica> fucking rizon
<Barchomework> look, I can't even type anymore
<Barchomework> I type worse*?
<Nitya> screwed + scary?
<Barchomework> all of my es have bn scard away.
<Barchomework> most of thm, anyway
<Solstace> Rizon is a scary place.
<Nitya> I'm only there for the drugs I mean anime.
<Barchomework> soon you'll be bragging to us about how you manage to fit all of those futas into a briefcase

#1134

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Saladofstones> its cool things got delayed since I had to help my brother get props for his movie
<Saladofstones> evidently its about some guy with an ak-47 and a gas mask
<Barcodrawing> Most movies are.
<Alicia> Even Ponyo?
<ponicalica> secretly, yes

#405

Rated 44 by 3 users
<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: hi asl
    You: (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there
    Stranger: haha fag!
    Stranger: the world hates people like you
    You: For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
    Stranger: die
    You: It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
   [Your conversational partner has disconnected.]

#1245

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Myrdradek> I just helped a pregnant alleyway give birth
<Myrdradek> Planescape Torment is a good game

#1086

Rated 68 by 8 users
<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.

#447

Rated 62 by 11 users
<EthZee> Come on, guys, I know I wasn't the only person to masturbate to it.

#341

Rated 69 by 14 users
<Jack> look
<Jack> fuck you and you're spelling
<Jack> I'm just going to come up with my own loanguage
<Jack> it will be like english
<Jack> but it will be spelled however if ukcing please

#1053

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Saladofstones> well it might be cool to say I studied in Cuba but I doubt that could work for my major
<Juan> but what if
<Juan> you KILL CASTRO during your tenure as a cuban international student
<Juan> what if that
<Saladofstones> holy fuck I'd be the director of the FBI for life
<Saladofstones> I'd probably get my own private guantanamo
<Juan> Saladanamo
<Saladofstones> Prepare to get stoned
<Juan> "We combine our war crimes with our stones to give you a fine torture experience"