<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises <qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth <saladofstones> but <saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this
<CharlatanAznable> Raep in the mornin raep in the evenin raep at supper time~
<Lin_Chong> Oh hey people are dying. <Lin_Chong> Awesome.
<IronyAdams> This channel <IronyAdams> It's turning me into a Japanese housewife <Noimporta> Resist it, Irony, FIGHT THE SOY SWEETS WITH GENDER EQUALITY!
<aishkiz> anyway, cocks. <aishkiz> my family reportedly once owned one.
<Charlatan> @topic Dark Soles II - Prepare Toe Die <Haven> bet sprucezeus’ll get a kick out of that <Charlatan> ..........*slow clap* <Medicine> Make all the puns you want, just be sure not to put your foot in your mouth.
<IllFlower> Iverum, I note that you haven't refuted my assertions, which means that they're true. Or that you're ignoring me... <Iverum> I don't hold conversations with glorified chat bots. -!- Iverum was kicked by IllFlower (What if they kick you?) -!- IllFlower was kicked by ChanServ ((Iverum (ivoryRum)) No reason given) -!- Iverum joined #yackfest <FAMAS> WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS? -!- IllFlower joined #yackfest <FAMAS> how did you give, take your own auth <FAMAS> and then um <FAMAS> kicked by one who is not on channel <FAMAS> errr <Iverum> ChanServ is nice. <IllFlower> It's the IRC equivalent of a slapfight, really. <Iverum> It's funny. I started typing the command to kick as soon as you went op, but you kicked me before I could finish typing the channel name. <IllFlower> I should remember to arbitrarily change my nickname so that doesn't work! <n> That hardly seems arbitrary.
<Alkthash> Jackerel - man why does she have to be difficult? Ten's screwdriver would be a much more efficient shape for a sex toy.
<AliceTensei> http://i46.tinypic.com/au8ly1.jpg Oh Fox, never change. <Nitya> Obama flip flops comfy, surprisingly affordable
<saladofstones> oh god intel scared me <saladofstones> I saw "intel firmware system" and a warning sign and I'm like "fuck my computer is exploding" <saladofstones> but nope only saying "oh hey I exist" <Barcode> WARNING! WARNING! THE COMPUTER IS COMPLETELY FINE! <saladofstones> I still think the best error I've ever gotten was "Error: no error" <Nitya> you'd better register immediately to take advantage of these great commercial offers <RocketDude> Reminds me of the time one of the auxiliary hard drives in my computer disconnected itself during a disk defray. <RocketDude> It didn't crash the computer, the defrag just kinda stopped (or I stopped it) and the Intel Rapid Storage Technology program was all like "lol k whatever" <Barcode> did I tell you why my kriegscomputer was acting up <Barcode> anyway my motherboard apparently had a BIOS auto-update program that works in the background through windows and this eventually caused some serious shit after I had a power outage <Barcode> reflashed the bios to the latest versio nand uninstalled the auto update software and I've been good ever since <RocketDude> Oh wow. <Barcode> RocketDude it also has two bioses, one of them virtual <Barcode> and /then/ a backup.