Room 208

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#989

Rated 72 by 10 users
<BarcrimsonSkies> "We've lost government centre!" who cares
<BarcrimsonSkies> you don't understand, game. I don't give a shit if City Hall gets destroyed.
<BarcrimsonSkies> who eve n/needs/ the columbia towers? we can just build new ones
<Nitya> barcode, are you maybe not a good pilot

#1173

Rated 45 by 9 users
<ponicalica> what was the name of the grad student who killed his advisor
<ponicalica> ted streleski
<AliceTensei> "In 1993 Streleski was turned down for a fare box repair position with the San Francisco Municipal Railway after his crimes came to light." He might... murder the fare box?
<Nitya> 16th year pursuing his doctorate <-- ._.
<GMH> > after his crimes came to light
<GMH> > crimes
<GMH> isn't this just one crime?
<GMH> someone go fix that
<GMH> i don't feel like signing into wikipedia
<ponicalica> you can edit wikipedia anonymously
<GMH> i don't feel like it
<Corvidium> there are two crimes
<Corvidium> the first is the murder, obviously
<Corvidium> the second is being in grad school for 16 years
<Nitya> done
<Corvidium> Nitya, why did you introduce an error into Wikipedia
<Nitya> spite
<Nitya> fuck the world

#140

Rated 66 by 17 users
<Farce> Hansel and Grendel.  Now there's a fairy tale. :D

#337

Rated 69 by 19 users
<IllFlower> With the number of people who just enjoy messing with some heads, I've just taken to flipping a coin every time I need to use a gender pronoun.
<IllFlower> I might need to switch to a six-sided die at some point, since the field of options seems to have widened.

#305

Rated 62 by 15 users
<GMH> yeah, il palazzo was from excel saga
<ponicalica> Personally I think that they should do Word Saga and Powerpoint Saga.

#7

Rated 51 by 4 users
<TParadox> "If you can't be with the one you love... love the one you're with!"
<TParadox> Terrible advice.
<ABM> horrible advise
<GMH> no-good advice
<Wicked223> very bad advice
<GMH> date advice.

#116

Rated 65 by 12 users
<JBridge> Actually, there should be a 4chan party.
<IllFlower> Sadly, it's composed entirely of people who are too young to vote.

#1295

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Nitya> someday i hope i'm a scientist and i get invited to a conference in tokyo or whatever, and someone asks me what i'm going to do on my day off and i'm all "oh, comiket" as i put on my fake boobs

#796

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Barcode> I was gonna settle down for the night, but I can mayyyybe fit in a single game if you're quick in wrnagling others.
<RocketDude> if you're quick in wrnagling others. < Jeep Wrnagler
<Barcode> if you're quick in jeeping others*
<RocketDude> Jeepers!

#459

Rated 49 by 7 users
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<Nyktos> actually, on second thought, I'd rather sleep tonight
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