Room 208

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#1160

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Lin_Chong> The hell are bugs supposed to do?
<Nitya> bugs aren't supposed to do anything. the world is meaningless and directionless. they can only live or die, verbs we have attached to their states we see.
<Myrmidon> Bugs do bug things
<Lin_Chong> Well someone's been drinking from the existential well again.
<Lin_Chong> Or did you drink from the Well of Despair?
<Nitya> i drank from the well of annoying quantum homework
<Lin_Chong> Understandable. My apologies.

#653

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> Iverum, I note that you haven't refuted my assertions, which means that they're true. Or that you're ignoring me...
<Iverum> I don't hold conversations with glorified chat bots.
-!- Iverum was kicked by IllFlower (What if they kick you?)
-!- IllFlower was kicked by ChanServ ((Iverum (ivoryRum)) No reason given)
-!- Iverum joined #yackfest
<FAMAS> WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS?
-!- IllFlower joined #yackfest
<FAMAS> how did you give, take your own auth
<FAMAS> and then um
<FAMAS> kicked by one who is not on channel
<FAMAS> errr
<Iverum> ChanServ is nice.
<IllFlower> It's the IRC equivalent of a slapfight, really.
<Iverum> It's funny. I started typing the command to kick as soon as you went op, but you kicked me before I could finish typing the channel name.
<IllFlower> I should remember to arbitrarily change my nickname so that doesn't work!
<n> That hardly seems arbitrary.

#841

Rated 58 by 13 users
<saladofstones> welcome to night ME3 threads
<saladofstones> where everyone is gay
<saladofstones> even the andriods
<jseblan> YES
<TParadox> especially the androids.

#1163

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Barcode> i told you about the guy who painted a zizek portrait at some art thing i went to, right?
* Nitya imagines Call of Cthulhu, but with the poets and sculptors arting zizek instead of cthulhu
<Barcode> i had to walk down an alley, i was increasingly nervous about the people around me
<Nitya> The alleyway had an oppressive quality Barcode could not stop to define. Not just the walls, but the masses of people around him seemed to press in. From the ghetto, they were, [about a paragraph of racism] until he came to rest at the stand. There, only there, did he look up, only to see the Slovenian

#1046

Rated 65 by 7 users
<zeroplusalpha> Maybe in like five years we'll have COD XIII-2: People's Liberation for make benefit for glory of People's Republic.

#456

Rated 17 by 21 users
<GuitarBizarre> {{niggerhater deluxe}}
<TropeBot> Trope NiggerhaterDeluxe doesn't exist. Closest match: Home Page http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage
<GuitarBizarre> Ladies and gentlemen.
<GuitarBizarre> TVTropes is racist.

#542

Rated 67 by 13 users
<TParadox> January 20th, 2008: President Bush approaches the helicopter waiting to carry him away from the White House for the last time, turns to the crowd and says, "Ladies and Gentlemen... The Aristocrats!"

#1240

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Saladofstones> there was a saga of mendel and anne frank becoming a couple
<Haven> that's allele too much to handle

#817

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Barcode> Finally! Success in video games, once more!
<Nitya> How many points?
<Barcode> On the contrary, my team and I bested another team in the ring of honour.
<RocketDude> But what did you do with the fight money?
<AliceTensei> Cocaine and prostitutes, clearly.
<Barcode> the stereotypical answer owuld have been: battlemechs
<jseblan> Cocaine and mechs with boobs and STDs, then
<RocketDude> At least he didn't buy two of every animal on earth.
<AliceTensei> That is a horrifying mental image.
<RocketDude> Or two of every boat on earth
<AliceTensei> Two of every mech.
<RocketDude> And then he herded them onto a dropship, and then he beat the crap out of every single one
<AliceTensei> With a feather duster?
<RocketDude> ...Ten pints of Stella and a dollop of chlamydia.
<AliceTensei> Anyone who drinks Stella should be shot on sight. With an anti-tank rifle.
<jseblan> we managed to mix together in one conversation Battletech, Team Fortress 2, alcohol, STDs, prostitution and drugs. I am crying right now.

#113

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Zakdos> damn you british and your crazy inventions to always be at GMT!
<GuitarBizarre> We're british. Crazy inventions are what we do whenever we're not trying to persuade the Irish and Scottish to come to war.
<Zakdos> you invented the non-metric system
<GuitarBizarre> Sometimes we even make crazy inventions to get the Irish and Scottish to come to war.
<Zakdos> hey, that's what I like to call optimization
<GuitarBizarre> We call it imperialism.