<Haruspex> i took the test and got INFP
<Haruspex> i'm not sure i've ever heard of someone not getting INFsomething, at least on the internet
<Haruspex> i like that i'm apparently both introspective and turbulent
<Haruspex> so i don't talk but when i do i punch you

<Barcodrawing> The realization that Tribes brought me regarding these projectiles actually made me very uninterested in shooters that weren't Tribes, for a while.
<Nitya> FPSs: misleading physics students since 1992
<Nitya> ("wait, so you can have two things at the same place but at different heights?")
<Barcodrawing> That was one of the proofs the Church had that the world was flat
<Barcodrawing> nobody had ever been found above someone else in the same place! how could the world be round
<Nitya> "are you implying there could be a race of mole-men, Gallileo??"
<Barcodrawing> "Why, of course! Haven't you played Gears of War?"

<BonSequitur> "So it's an action-tactics word game RPG in which you create a character and cast spells by interacting with other characters with a natural language interface. It's set in a post-modern Victoriana-meets-New-Wave universe, to the music of Radiohead. The end boss is a Steampunk mecha hitler."
<Nitya> I like it, Bon, where's your Kickstarter
<BonSequitur> "Oh, and it's a F2P social game with Facebook integration as well."
<Nitya> :<
<BonSequitur> I'm setting up a Kickstarter for the Kickstarter for that project.
<BonSequitur> As you know, making a sweet Kickstarter presentation costs money.
<Nitya> Good, good.  Maybe you can get some VCs to fund that Kickstarter.
<BonSequitur> Actually, I was in talks with a microfinancing outfit about getting some seed funding to pay for my trip to go talk to VCs who can potentially help fund the kickstarter for my awesome Kickstarter presentation for the game project.
<IllFlower> Microfinancing is passé now. We've been using marginal loss-based nanofinancing sourced from urban pedestrian traffic corridors for our project.
<BonSequitur> IllFlower, you mean you've been taking lost change from sidewalks?
<IllFlower> That's what the venture capitalists said when they laughed at my financing scheme. We'll see who pelts whom with quarters next time we meet!
<Nitya> I think there's a viable tax deduction for that.
<IllFlower> Form 1067-N, line 26(a): Deductions for coinage used as munitions.
<Nitya> Sometimes, the system does work. :)

<IllFlower> "Thanks. Get any new books in recently?"
<IllFlower> "No, sorry. I'll let you know when we do, though."
<IllFlower> *flashbacks to the Mass Effect dialogue wheel*
<Iverum> I like to imagine my conversations as Mass Effect choices. There's one where I'm a righteous dick, there's one where I'm boring, and then there's the one where I'm a sarcastic prick.
<IllFlower> Is there one where you're not a bunch of prerecorded selections?
<Iverum> Nope.

<CTrombley> I have a folder called "Dicks". It is full of pictures of private detectives.

<Saladofstones> they did a striptease to lure out a god
<Lin_Chong> I've done that.
<Lin_Chong> The god didn't come.
<Saladofstones> thats because you're either not a virgin lin chong or not a miko
<Lin_Chong> I don't know what I am anymore.
<Saladofstones> if you're a virgin, call me, I'm totally a god
<Saladofstones> from nigeria
<Saladofstones> I need to distill your virginess to sell viagra overseas

<Rig> Raleigh and the Striker kid did look pretty similar.
<Rig> Now, you know who I couldn't tell apart at all? The Hong Kong team's triplets.
<Rig> They all looked the same.
<Barcode> well, twins.
<ponicalica> that's because they're played by actual triplets
<Barcode> and also they had fifteen seconds of screentime total.
* Rig gives up on joking.

<Haruspex> I don't know how to express emotions. Is "filled with satan" an emotion?

<CharlatanAznable> Raep in the mornin raep in the evenin raep at supper time~

<RocketDude>  This guy's *points to self* is a knucklehead!
<RocketDude>  *guy's a knucklehead