Room 208

Quote database

#662

Rated 44 by 3 users 
< Myrmidon> It's not as romatic
< Myrmidon> Daisy daisy
< Myrmidon> give me your answer do
< Myrmidon> I'm half crazy
< Myrmidon> All for the love of you
* Gibberish unplugs Myrmidon 
< Myrmidon> It won't be sttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
< Myrmidon> sjfdspfk
< Myrmidon> f
< Gibberish> XD
-!- Myrmidon has quit
< Gibberish> er

#831

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<onyhow> russian roulette
<onyhow> you can only play once
<onyhow> except on computer
<BGTB2005> Maybe we should just cut out the middle man...
* BGTB2005 shoots onyhow
<onyhow> IM NOT DEAD
* onyhow shoots BGTB2005 
* onyhow dies
<BGTB2005> ack, lungs, I need both
* BGTB2005 dies
<AliceTensei> EVERYONE IS DEAD, JOHN.

#950

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<Alkthash> Jackerel - man why does she have to be difficult? Ten's screwdriver would be a much more efficient shape for a sex toy.

#929

Rated 49 by 7 users 
<SpruceZeus> This is the greatest pig-tossing, photo-taking, and letter-sending simulator i have ever played

#1129

Rated 72 by 10 users 
<blamspam> Pitbull is such a groin with cream. His face looks like white dick. He is such a bloody gay fucking bum <--people on Facebook are angry
<Puffin> are these native English speakers
<Puffin> 'groin with cream' sounds like something I'd see printed on a t-shirt in China

#552

Rated 66 by 17 users 
<JackMackerel> Actually, I'd just like to fuck Tzetze.
*** Nitya left #yackfest (grody)
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*** Nitya joined #yackfest
<JackMackerel> I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE RAPIST.
*** Nitya left #yackfest (nvm)

#944

Rated 50 by 13 users 
<eX> I would be somewhat surprised if you knew any of my sexual history
<eX> and a little concerned
<Blackmoon> I am *intimately* familiar with eX's sexual history.
<eX> Blackmoon is watching me copulate?
<JBridge> Always.
<Blackmoon> Ceiling Blackmoon.
<Lin_Chong> He watches everyone copulate.
<Lin_Chong> He has sexual-omniscience.

#988

Rated 72 by 10 users 
<IllFlower> wise uncle zeroplusalpha, who is also occasionally a mean uncle
<zeroplusalpha> Is there any other kind of uncle?
<ponicalica> creepy uncle
<zeroplusalpha> OK, apart from that one.
<IllFlower> he's got a bit of that too *cough*moe anime*cough*
<zeroplusalpha> Oi.
<zeroplusalpha> I have at *least* two more years before my anime folder puts me on government watchlists.

#768

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<Barcode> unlike TECHNAWLJEE, which invariably is plumes of smoke and gears
<Barcode> do not stand near plumes of gears

#80

Rated 44 by 6 users 
<Kanade> I'M A KLEPTOMANIAC. I STOLE IT FROM SCHOOL.