<Nitya> «Cannon looks and moves a bit like Shaggy from Scooby Doo» I like the writer
<RocketDude> "Hey, Scoob, I put magnets in my fingers!" "Ragnets rin rhe ringers? Rooo!"

<Iverum> Bluh, I have a calcium deficiency.
<Barcode> drink more milk then
<divert_time> or kill Barcode and eat his bones
<Barcode> i'll have you know that I have all sorts of methods of neutralizing calcium-deficient threats
<AliceTensei> Kill Barcode and eat his bones mixed with milk. Made from bones.
<KanyarMaryam> .decide read more about meditation | sew | write gay porn
<feepbot> KanyarMaryam: write gay porn
<Nitya> eat gay porn made from barcode's bones.
<divert_time> write gay porn involving Barcode's bones
<KanyarMaryam> So I'm going to write the porn on his bones...?
<KanyarMaryam> And it will involve them?

<IllFlower> HIT THE DAMN ALARM OFF BUTTON HINATA
<IllFlower> STOP NARRATING AND HIT THE BUTTON
<Fiora> NO ILLFLOWER THIS IS A VISUAL NOVEL
<Fiora> THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES
<Barcode> i saw the button. a big round button. the button would cause the plot to continue. continued plot, i thought
<Barcode> >
<Barcode> i reached for the button. my arm muscles contracted and relaxed to make this motion possible. my finger approached the round button. the button that would cause the plot to continue.
<Barcode> wait, i thought. couldn't i delay the progression of the plot further? i stopped. waited. this seemed to be working.

<Nitya> fuck you can't sell tigers
<Nitya> this is bullshit amazon

<taelor> Awhile back I saw a tumblr post describing the poster's indecision about whether or not he should continue a tumblr argument with a juggalo, and it made me think: what kind of life choices do you have to make where "should I get into a flamewar with a juggalo today?" is a reasonable question that you have to stop and think about.

<Barcode> fast track to internet fame. photoshop jimbo wales's face onto a Yojimbo poster. subtitle it Yojimbo Wales.
<jseblan> or use Gimp
<jseblan> Gimpo Wales

<TParadox> January 20th, 2008: President Bush approaches the helicopter waiting to carry him away from the White House for the last time, turns to the crowd and says, "Ladies and Gentlemen... The Aristocrats!"

<Saladofstones> all I can think of is a belgian expression for when something is useless
<Saladofstones> "its as useless as the pecker on the pope"
<Juardboiled> "belgian"
<Juardboiled> oh
<Saladofstones> what
<Saladofstones> you gonna knock my people
<Juardboiled> yes wha chu gunna do bub
<Saladofstones> I'll love you so tenderly man
* Juardboiled rips off shirt to reveal another shit saying no sorry i'm taken
<Rig> Juan is just covered in layers of shit.
<Barcode> dude, is that a fucking biological ability
<Barcode> growing shirts
<Rig> My biological ability is not giving shits.
<Rig> I'm a mutant.
<Rig> Mister No Shits Given
<Juardboiled> that explains so much about rig

<Saturn> Nitya can't give Solstace the things I give him!
<ivoryRum> Disappointment?

<BonSequitur> Sorry.
<BonSequitur> Sometimes the evil gets the better of me.
<BonSequitur> I've been working on it. I hardly ever wake up with a dead twelve-year-old covered in blood next to me.
<BonSequitur> Anymore.