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<Otherarrow> Wait wait wait wait, I always throught being a pedo was required to post on 4chan.
<Otherarrow> Wait wait wait wait, I always throught being a pedo was required to post on 4chan.
<Barcode> "Cemetery Support Clerk" amazingly depressing job <IllFlower> "Have you tried rebooting the deceased?"
<LORd> a steel horse the size of an oil rig that ejaculates missiles, or perhaps this metaphor got out of hand.
<Gon> RAPTORS ARE SMARTER THAN YOUR FACE ARHA <Gon> >:| <Arha> My face doesn't have a brain <Arha> That's not a great accomplishment <Arha> I removed it and put it in my penis instead <Arha> two heads are better than one
<Saladofstones> seems like they were worried about having a maoist revolution of some sorts <Saladofstones> there are too many isms in communism <Saladofstones> we need a new proletariat revolution and combine all the isms into one big ism <Saladofstones> we shall call it the great ism, and it shall be glorious
<Nitya> fez put me in the worst possible psychological state: mad about video games. now i'm in the second worst state: has an idea for a video game
[Saladofstones is playing ArmA] <Saladofstones> well <Saladofstones> this was something <Saladofstones> here we are in a tank, not any tank <Saladofstones> but a variant of tank specifically designed to fight other tanks, so we have three layers of armor <Saladofstones> one taliban with a grenade launcher gets a lucky hit, our ammo cooks off and we all die <Saladofstones> thats 500 million dollars well spent, Pentagon <Saladofstones> Someone got their 72 virgins instantly today <Haruspex> oneshotting a tank is worth at least a few virgins imo <Saladofstones> whats worse is that an APC survived a direct hit from my HEAT <Saladofstones> what happened is that our hyper velocity rounds are too fast <Saladofstones> so it went in one side of its thin armor and out the other and took out a tree <Haruspex> gotta go slow... and... armor piercingly <Saladofstones> I think this tank is either cursed or the spirit of technoallah was with the taliban today <Haruspex> also i thought the point of HEAT rounds was that they exploded while inside or something <Saladofstones> yup <Haruspex> you had one job heat round <Saladofstones> but the problem being it needs a specific set of circumstances to explode <Haruspex> but nooooo, gotta blow up a tree <Saladofstones> apparantely armor made of cardboard doesn't count <Haruspex> yeah, they expect thicker armor than a shitty apc has, right?
<Saturn> BEAM ME UP YODA
<JackMackerel> @g totally not porn of tzetze <Omnipresence> JackMackerel: Google: Suspiciously Specific Denial - Television Tropes & Idioms — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial
<Rotty> Divine penis blood, coursing through your veins. <Kashchei> sounds like a metal song <SyntheticPsephology> No, it sounds like something Wicked would Google here at intervals for no discernable reason.