* Charlatan humps a lamp post
<Charlatan> Assdocks
<Charlatan> Assdocks?
<Charlatan> Assdocks!
<Charlatan> Ahohoho, I drank 2 hours earlier and it's just kicking in
<Charlatan> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<CTrombley> What did you drink, Charlatan?
<Charlatan> Some local brew named Open Pit Porter
<Charlatan> Ass
<Charlatan> Assssssssssss
<Charlatan> Ass on a stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
<CTrombley> How many did you have?
<Charlatan> A bit under half a pint
<Charlatan> Half a pint
<Charlatan> of assssssssssss
<CTrombley> I prefer beers. Last time I went to a party people did Jello Shots and they weren't able to gauge how drunk they were properly.
<Charlatan> jello ass
<Charlatan> ass shots
<Charlatan> DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW
<Charlatan> WHO THE FUCK I AM?
<Charlatan> I'M THE CHARLINAUT, BITCH
<Charlatan> I'MMA HITCHU WIT
<Charlatan> WITH
<Charlatan> WITH ASS
<jseblan> Charlinaut doesn't sound good
<jseblan> Charlanaut is better
<Charlatan> Charly and the Charlanauts
<Charlatan> I'M THE DRUNKEST GREEK MYTH
<Charlatan> I'm the drunkest Greek ass

<Blackthorne> His handwriting looks like he stuck a penis up his ass and tried to write.
<Blackthorne> pencil
<Blackthorne> I don't know why I said penis.

<Saladofstones> all I can think of is a belgian expression for when something is useless
<Saladofstones> "its as useless as the pecker on the pope"
<Juardboiled> "belgian"
<Juardboiled> oh
<Saladofstones> what
<Saladofstones> you gonna knock my people
<Juardboiled> yes wha chu gunna do bub
<Saladofstones> I'll love you so tenderly man
* Juardboiled rips off shirt to reveal another shit saying no sorry i'm taken
<Rig> Juan is just covered in layers of shit.
<Barcode> dude, is that a fucking biological ability
<Barcode> growing shirts
<Rig> My biological ability is not giving shits.
<Rig> I'm a mutant.
<Rig> Mister No Shits Given
<Juardboiled> that explains so much about rig

<Barcode[GameDesign]> xbox stopped reading disks. I threw a fit. then I ripped and tore it and reassembled it without acutally fixing anythign and now it works
<IllFlower> so your rage... disassembled, and then reassembled, your Xbox, and then fixed the problem
<IllFlower> that's some pretty damn impressive rage, dude
<IllFlower> people would pay for that kind of rage, man
<IllFlower> I can just see it now. "let your broken electronics feel the wrath of Barcode's Repair Service! bring in this ad for 10% off"

<Charlatan> *cheat joke
<Charlatan> CHEAP JOKE
<Charlatan> I CANNOT TYPE
<Barcode> have tyou even looked atm yfucking typoing
<Barcode> typoing --> was supposed to be typing

<Iverum> Buttercupistiny: Thank you for being a sane and reasonable Catholic woman.
<Buttercupistiny> You're very welcome.
<Buttercupistiny> Though I might challenge you on calling me sane.
<IllFlower> Just let him call you sane and be done with it, Buttercupistiny. You can tear off his head and eat his entrails later.
<Buttercupistiny> :D he will make a yummy feast
<Iverum> I'm actually very bony.

* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football
<Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA.
<kingCrackers> General ruffianism!
<Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____<
* Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone
<Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please
* Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there
<Fiora> *phew*
<kingCrackers> Ow.
<Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are
* Nitya reaches endzone!
<Fiora> I am not a football ;_;
<Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\
<Fiora> I'm not THAT small!
<Nitya> YEAH-HOO!
* Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration!
<Buttercupistiny> D:
* Fiora dies
<Glowsquid> spousal abuse!
<Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_;
<Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~!
<Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl
<Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then
<Fiora> um I'm fiora
<Nitya> what's a fiora
<Fiora> me
<Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!

<Tibetanfox> Like the main thing that causes different eras is everyone changing their mind about the Emperor.
<Tibetanfox> If EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = TRUE THEN "FUCK THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> if EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = FALSE THEN "WE NEED TO RESTOR THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> That's Japan's history in two lines of code.

<Barcostuming> Snowden will not leak Russian assassins to your dad's location.

<Barcode> oh my god i'm on question nineteen just tell me what kind of gay i am