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<Nitya> I wonder if any medical conditions can actually eliminate one's pupils. <Charlatan> Getting stabbed in the eyes <Bugweiser> "Doctor, our patient is suffering from A FUCKING KNIFE IN THE EYE SYNDROME"
<Nitya> I wonder if any medical conditions can actually eliminate one's pupils. <Charlatan> Getting stabbed in the eyes <Bugweiser> "Doctor, our patient is suffering from A FUCKING KNIFE IN THE EYE SYNDROME"
<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like? <Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help. <Barcodrawing> what
<SpruceZeus> wow okay i shouldn't be surprised when i poke my head in and see a discussion about quake playing bdsm gynoids, but
<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.
<EnglishIvy> Keffiyehs are hideous. <EnglishIvy> And anybody who wears one is a tool. <JackMackerel> Even in sandstorms? <JackMackerel> AND THE MIDDLE EAST~? <Tseng> "middle east" should not be suffixed with a tilde <GMH> ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST IS OOTACO <GMH> ...if only. <GMH> "Gaza is our land!" <GMH> "No, Gaza is OURS!" <GMH> "HEY YOU TWO, NEW HARUHI DVDS!" <Puffin> Gaza~n
<IllFlower> it wasn't my plan to RP a sarcastic character. it just happens when you're cast alongside JBridge and JackMackerel :p
<Barcode[WoT]> but what this amounts to is "my german tanks are coated in asbestos" <Barcode[WoT]> coated in gasoline* <RocketDude> Gasbestos <RocketDude> It's useless <Barcode[WoT]> Bestbestos. <Interrobangven> Asworstos
<Nitya> Rig: you should tell me my ideas suck. <Rig> Some of your ideas are of questionable fellate status.
<JuanCarlos> oooh ooh, I know! An estranged parent dies of cancer making the guy leave her place besides his lady and then he has to go to war! <JuanCarlos> It'll be a bestseller~ <zeroplusalpha> I think that's already been written by that guy. <JuanCarlos> :< <zeroplusalpha> Or did you mean the dead estranged parent has to go to war, because now we're dealing with an /entirely/ different kind of story. <cts> Gone with the Dead
*** buttercupistiny cockpunches Charlie <Scharlatan> >_____< <Scharlatan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Scharlatan> THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN <buttercupistiny> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING ME COCKPUNCHING PRIVILEGES <JBridge> BUTTERCUP YOU FOOL CHARLATAN'S COCK IS THE BUTTON TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE