<AliceTensei> And then Amazon took over the world by amassing an arsenal of nuclear warheads.
<jseblan> if that includes free shipping for everyone I'm in

<JackMackerel> @g totally not porn of tzetze
<Omnipresence> JackMackerel: Google: Suspiciously Specific Denial - Television Tropes & Idioms — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial

<Nitya> Rig: you should tell me my ideas suck.
<Rig> Some of your ideas are of questionable fellate status.

<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises
<qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth
<saladofstones> but
<saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this

<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> How many bots do we have on this channel already
<Estragon> There's Omnipresence, feepbot, Nitya, IllFlower, TropeBot, mapibot, and Spacebar.
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> There will come a time when just posting "lol" will trigger twenty "Command unrecognized" messages

<Fiora> Nitya-chamaaaaa, your math skills are sugoi~ tell me about complexity theory!

<Tzetzuo> I inadvertently convinced my parents that I lost a contest with atashi, which is an "R&D" website.
<IllFlower> I take it your stickers came in... and I really would like to know how you got there from here.
<Tzetzuo> "So what was that letter?  Some kind of contest?" "Uh, yeah, sorta." "Did you win?" "I got some stickers." "Ha.  So what is this thing... atashi?" "It's um, it's a sort of arty website." "R&D?"
<IllFlower> You're a master of awkwardly not explaining things, aren't you.

<Nitya> I mean, you still don't want to turn bolts with your fingers if you have a wrench. But just keep in mind that your fingers do other things, like write, regenerate, maybe cause the occasional orgasm.
<Nitya> I guess you could do the last with a wrench?
<Nitya> Probably wouldn't recommend that.

<Yubiseiharukana> miijhal is too busy playing... what was it... it involved vaginas
<Yubiseiharukana> Gundam. Right.

<Fiora> How to confuse an assexual: ask her endlessly about sex.
<Fiora> *asexual
<Fiora> Gah, sticky keys -_-
<IllFlower> "assexual" "sticky keys" brb, laughing
<Puffin> I'm an assexual
<Puffin> "ass" me anything
<Fiora> ahhghsdjfslkjdlasd
<Fiora> perverrrrts ._.
<Solstace> "assexual" is getting added to the libelous list.
<Fiora> IT IS JUST A TYPO >_>