<ponicalica> the video where an egg was fried in death valley was cool even thought it led to assholes trying to fry eggs without fucking skillets
<WildSeraph> Fucking the skillet is step number one in egg-frying.
<ponicalica> you don't think it was butter I was frying my eggs with, did you?

<Alkthash> Ritsuko's log: Recordings from pilot 00's pod bear the repeated phrase of "Paint me like one of your French girls"

<Alkthash> Nothing livens up a conversation like seguing into how Pandas have tiny penises and are terrible lovers

<YuleSequitur> You know what's stupid?
<YuleSequitur> Right-wingers seem to actually be genuinely outraged and surprised that teacher's assemblies are incredibly left-wing.
<YuleSequitur> What the fuck do you expect? You put a bunch of overeducated, underpaid public-sector workers together in a room, you should be thankful they don't decide to take up arms and overthrow the government.
<Kaliayev> especially when the last 6 months has seen a concerted attack on teachers from those very same right wing sources. then again, they were the people who brought us "we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?", so, you know...
<YuleSequitur> That should be added before any mention of the GOP primary debates: "From the people who brought you 'we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?' it's the GOP PRIMARY DEBATES! Chapter 17!"

<IllFlower> "ivoryRum caressed $varia's soft face, the array blushing as he did so. 'Be gentle,' she said. 'This is my first time having something unshifted into me...'"

<Inquiline> If I can convince people I'm a Mormon with a god complex, I'm okay with that

<IllFlower> "Thanks. Get any new books in recently?"
<IllFlower> "No, sorry. I'll let you know when we do, though."
<IllFlower> *flashbacks to the Mass Effect dialogue wheel*
<Iverum> I like to imagine my conversations as Mass Effect choices. There's one where I'm a righteous dick, there's one where I'm boring, and then there's the one where I'm a sarcastic prick.
<IllFlower> Is there one where you're not a bunch of prerecorded selections?
<Iverum> Nope.

<IllFlower> Let me put it to you this way. TV Tropes is what you get after you put gender, biological sex, sexuality, and all types of romance into a blender, set it to "liquefy", and then chuck the blender out of the window because this is a terrible analogy.

<TParadox> I'm back, and I brought my shotgun. GET OFFA MY LAWN!
<GMH> YOU WANNA SHOTGUN FIGHT OLD MAN?
<GMH> I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOTGUN FIGHT
* IllFlower restrains GMH
* GMH elbows illflower in the nose
[...]
<TParadox> Going to bed.
<GMH> night
<IllFlower> Later, TParadox.
*** TParadox has quit IRC (Quit: *shoots GMH in the kneecap*)

<Saturn> You don't "see" Touhou
<Saturn> You...
<Saturn> uh
<ivoryRum> Fap to it.
<Saturn> Yeah