<Iverum> Welcome back, JackMack.
<JackMackerel> Thanks.
<Buttercupistiny> hello stabby friend
* TParadox preemptively stabs JackMackerel
<Alkthash> Hey
* JackMackerel parried the stab.
<TParadox> Your reaction time is weak. I stabbed you like half an hour ago.
<Alkthash> We're in a fighting anime. That's plenty of time to pary
<Iverum> That whole time was JackMackerel reminiscing about the time Tzetze taught him the master parry.
<Iverum> In sepia.
<JackMackerel> And then I raped him on accident.
<JuanCarlos> You can't rape people on accident.
<Iverum> JuanCarlos: Well, the ultimate parry is done with the penis.
<Alkthash> Just admit that you auto parry by using your flab to absorb bullet wounds.

<Arha> I was going to make a statement about how I secretly like all the people I bitch about but someone would probably put a quote of it into the database and I would never live it down

<TParadox> Liberal Christians are liberal because of what their religion says about the world. Conservative Christians are conservative because of what the world says about their religion.

<Nitya> i don't care about OXYGEN, i need BOOBIES, nothing more

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* feepbot welcomes Zizoz (1 / 1): <Jack> You're getting good at that crashing thing, Zizoz.
<Zizoz> Why does Safari keep quitting on me? :(
<Solstea> Feepbot answered your question already.

<GMH> #yackfest i am disappoint
<Juan> Turns out that people recognize cars easier than flying lolls
<RocketDude> Dude, I coulda told you that people will recognize a Ford Mustang more reliably than a Touhou

<Nitya> I wonder if any medical conditions can actually eliminate one's pupils.
<Charlatan> Getting stabbed in the eyes 
<Bugweiser> "Doctor, our patient is suffering from A FUCKING KNIFE IN THE EYE SYNDROME"

<JBridge> And yeah, like I said. I lost a lot of blood a few days ago.
<Charlatan> Ouch.
<JBridge> Yeah.
<JBridge> Some crazy person jammed a needle into me.
<JBridge> I lost about a pint, I think.
<Charlatan> THIS IS WHY I SCREEN MY COCAINE DEALERS AHEAD OF TIME
<JBridge> Hey, at least I got juice and Cheez-Its out of it.

<ponicalica> aur/katawa-shoujo 1.0-2 (2) Bishoujo-style visual novel game that tells a story of a young man and five other girls suffering with varying disabilities
<Nitya> Haha, are you serious.
<ponicalica> yeah, that's its description in the AUR
<Nitya> reasons to switch to arch: stock indie porn in their repos

<Alexcalibur> "Symbol [Bat], Uniform [Armor]. Maid roots: [Hereditary Maid]. Stress reaction: [Violence]. Powers: Skill[Lie Detector], Skill[Stalking]"
<Alexcalibur> holy fuck, BGTB
<Alexcalibur> you rolled fucking BATMAID