<Rotty> Thanks to the internet, I now confuse Chris Hansen with the Three Stooges.
<Rotty> *leans into frame* Hello... hello... hello!

<RocketDude> Oh yeah, Mod Approval and Parent/Chile relations
<RocketDude> *Child
<RocketDude> Pfft, Parent/Chile
<Barcode> for the motherland

<Barcostuming> Snowden will not leak Russian assassins to your dad's location.

<SpruceZeus> Fa so ti la do.
<SpruceZeus> Or whatever order those are supposed to go in
<Buttercupistiny> la ti, mimudakki
<RocketDude> Ah, I thought so, wasn't sure what the "mimudakki" was, since I don't think I was taught that in Music Theory.

<ponicalica> the video where an egg was fried in death valley was cool even thought it led to assholes trying to fry eggs without fucking skillets
<WildSeraph> Fucking the skillet is step number one in egg-frying.
<ponicalica> you don't think it was butter I was frying my eggs with, did you?

<IllFlower> Execution Grounds sounds like it'd be a good name for a coffee brand.
<IllFlower> "Execution Grounds coffee. Shoot your tiredness in the head."

<JBridge> Incidentally, what would you say is the best UI for Linux these days?
<Nitya> buying a mac

<Nitya> what the hell is an insatiable hour
<Nitya> how do you satiate a unit of time?
<Nitya> this cover raises so many important questions
<Juan> you sacrifice your minutes to it???
<Nitya> but it's an hour! it's MADE OF minutes

<Alkthash> It's after midnight and I'm talking about a dead anime love interest haunting me to make boner jokes.
<Alkthash> What the fuck brain.
<saladofstones> you one upped me, I'm reading about the Japanese KKK and eating dry cereal at 10:43
<Miijhal> I spent most of a day reading about sloth sex

<Tibetanfox> I mean, I know what gay porn is, but I don't know fuck about this new Pokemon.