<Puffin> I find a humanities major and offhandedly mention that I got paid $20,000 to study bugs fucking each other

<IllFlower> I am going to font-weight your position into a root beer float on top of a background-repeat in the opacity shales, you stupid CSS declaration.

<krrackknut>  Let us speak of lady's bosoms.
<GuitarBizarre>  I posit that ladies bosoms are rad.
* Dracia deathglares at krrackknut
<krrackknut>  And I concur.
<GuitarBizarre>  This calls for celebration! Bartender, a round of drinks and fancy costumes!
<Dracia>  *You all hear her knuckles cracking*
<krrackknut>  DEFEAT AWKWARDNESS
<krrackknut>  WITH MAXIMUM RIDICULOSITY
<GuitarBizarre>  AWKWARDNESS ZONE
<GuitarBizarre>  DEFEATED!
<Dracia> plays FF victory fanfare
* GuitarBizarre dressed as a victorian gentleman, cheers krrackknut 
* krrackknut adjusts his monocle

<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (2+1+1)=4
<Spike|JBridge> Hrm.
<Spike|JBridge> By the way, these next three rolls don't count for anything.
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (3+4+2)=9
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (4+4+1)=9
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (4+2+1)=7
<Spike|JBridge> BULLSHIT
<Anne|Nova> ahaha
<Spike|JBridge> ROLLERMINE YOU COCKTEASE

<Nitya> Is "Voyages Through Weight Space" the name of a niche porno, a high school math textbook, or what
<JuanCarlos> porno math textbook
<Nitya> and it's actually the name of, shockingly, a neuro paper
<Nitya> the subtitle is "Network Models of an Escape Reflex in the Leech"
<Nitya> which is probably not a porno but I'm not 100% on that

<Charlatannery> God, fuck Google ads, fuck the wiki and fuck everything under the sun.
<Charlatannery> THAT IS MY FUCKING OPINION.
<IllFlower> Do you have an opinion on the matter that doesn't involve wild pelvic thrusting?
<Charlatannery> I HAVE NO OPINIONS ON ANYTHING THAT DON'T INVOLVE PELVIC THRUSTING

<AliceTensei> http://i46.tinypic.com/au8ly1.jpg Oh Fox, never change.
<Nitya> Obama flip flops comfy, surprisingly affordable

<jseblan> ... and I am now aware of the "moe" in "homoerotic"

<IllFlower> *** EveryoneButUtnapishtim has quit (Excess Flood)

<Insidious> .decide wangs | vaginas
<feepbot> Insidious: vaginas
<RoseLalonde> Read that as: Insidious Vaginas.
<RoseLalonde> I tell ya man, they're trying to eat your dick.
<Insidious> I've known some insidious ones, yes
<RoseLalonde> Right off.
<AliceTensei> Vagina dentata?
<ponicalica> Virginia dentata.
<AliceTensei> Attack of the man-eating US States.
<RoseLalonde> When states go cannibalistic.
<Insidious> thats what west virginia has been protecting us against
<RoseLalonde> It's also the first victim.
<RoseLalonde> Rhode Island never stood a chance either.