<aishkiz> anyway, cocks. 
<aishkiz> my family reportedly once owned one.

<zeroplusalpha> Did I not say this before? Somewhere in there is a demented teenager that refuses to go quietly into the night.
<Lin_Chong> I think I might have one.
<Lin_Chong> In my colon.
<Lin_Chong> Damned thing just won't digest.
<zeroplusalpha> In my colon. <-- That's gross. >_<
<Lin_Chong> I know!
<Lin_Chong> He just won't stop singing songs about spleens!
<Lin_Chong> I think he's got a rhyming dictionary in there!
<IllFlower> Lin_Chong: "this right here is the spleen / I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be green / what have you been eating, my master? / you know it'll just make you die faster"

<Electivirus> 8XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD - Emoticon
<Saturn> Is that an Accordion Penis?

<GMH> dude
<GMH> this game is more complicated than magic the gathering
<GMH> seriously
<ponicalica> GMH: Bigger prizes, too.

<Yumi> the only good H-scene i think
<Yumi> was Shiori's
<Yumi> Mai's is the worst
<Yumi> Ayu's is like taking a pie of innocence
<Yumi> and perusing its contents
<IllFlower> "pie of innocence"? O_o
<zeroplusalpha> WMG: Yumi is actually Kinoko Nasu in disguise.

<Kanade> they do say birds of the same feather fuck together
<Kanade> *flock
<Kanade> I MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> I TOTALLY MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> SERIOUSLY
<Kanade> oh god damn it

<HamSandwich> .seen bot abuse
<feepbot> HamSandwich: I have not seen bot abuse in this channel!

<Nitya> mechwarrior, shitbird
<JuanMorrison> so do you just take random words and shove shit into them or what
<Nitya> what? yes, duh
<Nitya> how the fuck do you think words get made? you don't just fucking, like, say them

zeroplusalpha: I majored in D, and minored in A flat. 
* zeroplusalpha waits for the inevitable collective groan.
Solstace: I guess your major and minor weren't related.

<Alkthash> You're on the internet.
<Alkthash> You have porn.