<Noimporta> Do androids dream of electric sheep?
<StarGirl00> No
<Noimporta> Thanks for clearing that up, I always wanted to know if you did.
<StarGirl00> ...

<JBridge> Because if you jump too early or just forget to double jump, you'll just get a face full of robo-crotch.

<Arha> Titillation: Like ventilation, only with tits

<LORd> Does anyone know of a girl with a customizable soundtrack, actually?
<Barcode> a girl?
<LORd> ...
<LORd> *game
<LORd> fuck you ponicalica this is totally your fault
<ponicalica> only Buttercup gets to fuck me, sorry

<holomorph> Tibetanfox: We were just talking about GMH trolling a political rally by asking about Nanoha.
<Nao> you just missed the best conversation ever
<Tibetanfox> Yeah I think I did.

<Tsukubus> honestly, I'd prefer a job with as little human contact as possible
<AnOtherT> like a politician

<Electivirus> 8XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD - Emoticon
<Saturn> Is that an Accordion Penis?

<jseblan> "Tropicana Essentials with Added Calcium and Vitamin D is an excellent source of Calcium and Vitamin D." NO SHIT SHERLOCK MY MIND IS BLOWN

<Spacebar> Jack: Can you elaborate on that?
<Jack> You are my man.  The man, who is mine.  I own you, bitch.
<Spacebar> Jack: Perhaps you would like me to be your man.  The man, who is mine.  you own you, bitch..
<Jack> I think that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: But you're not sure that you have made that clear.?
<Jack> On the contrary.  I'm completely sure that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: How does being completely sure that you have made that clear. make you feel?

<Kanade> they do say birds of the same feather fuck together
<Kanade> *flock
<Kanade> I MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> I TOTALLY MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> SERIOUSLY
<Kanade> oh god damn it