Room 208

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#988

Rated 72 by 10 users
<IllFlower> wise uncle zeroplusalpha, who is also occasionally a mean uncle
<zeroplusalpha> Is there any other kind of uncle?
<ponicalica> creepy uncle
<zeroplusalpha> OK, apart from that one.
<IllFlower> he's got a bit of that too *cough*moe anime*cough*
<zeroplusalpha> Oi.
<zeroplusalpha> I have at *least* two more years before my anime folder puts me on government watchlists.

#1204

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Fiora> earlier today I was at the ralph's (kroger) and was in the frozen foods aisle
<Fiora> and there was literally a rack of godiva chocolates placed in front of the Lean Cuisine
<Fiora> they're horrible people

#32

Rated 49 by 7 users
<TParadox> I'm back, and I brought my shotgun. GET OFFA MY LAWN!
<GMH> YOU WANNA SHOTGUN FIGHT OLD MAN?
<GMH> I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOTGUN FIGHT
* IllFlower restrains GMH
* GMH elbows illflower in the nose
[...]
<TParadox> Going to bed.
<GMH> night
<IllFlower> Later, TParadox.
*** TParadox has quit IRC (Quit: *shoots GMH in the kneecap*)

#134

Rated 65 by 12 users
<DograMagra> Actually I looked through the "tzetze" tag a few days ago and was like "wait where did thsese come from"
<IllFlower> You're half the reason we have user tags in the QDB, the other half is Mapi.

#1051

Rated 70 by 9 users
<saladofstones> concept art is my body and sketches are my blood
<saladofstones> I have created over a thousand sabers
<saladofstones> Unknown to Sleep, Nor known to Daylight
<saladofstones> Have withstood sleep deprivation to create many Sabers
<saladofstones> yet, these hands will never hold anything
<saladofstones> so as I pray
<saladofstones> official design works

#1296

Rated 21 by 1 user
<Xeniera> but no, like, since moving here my metamorphosis into a reptile has completed
* Xeniera is a reptile cat

#1089

Rated 81 by 16 users
<Cultist> "2244096 hours later" this fucking comic.
<Cultist> @wa 2244096 hours
<Omnipresence> Cultist: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: 2244096 hours [...] — Comparisons as time: ~~ 1.3 × approximate time one would have to lie (+321 more characters)
<jseblan> can you @more? I'm curious about that last part
<Cultist> @more
<Omnipresence> Cultist: supine before a bird would poop in one's mouth (~~ 200 yr ) [...]
<jseblan> ...
<Cultist> snort

#1251

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Juan> Iright
<Juan> I am Drunk
<Juan> but still
<Juan> Anyway point is
<Barcode> i right, i drunk, i conquer

#1105

Rated 70 by 9 users
<JackMackerel> i will have sick burns someday. watch out fucker.

#409

Rated 44 by 6 users
<JackMackerel> Mari is NOT yandere
<GMH[onlinesecretlyfrombed]> i hear she's just insane
<Alkthash> She's an Eva character.
<Alkthash> Something is wrong with her.