#285
<zeroplusalpha> Whatever it is, the answer is clearly not to stick a candle in your ear. <GuitarBizarre> its a short term solution at best
<zeroplusalpha> Whatever it is, the answer is clearly not to stick a candle in your ear. <GuitarBizarre> its a short term solution at best
* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football <Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA. <kingCrackers> General ruffianism! <Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____< * Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone <Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please * Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there <Fiora> *phew* <kingCrackers> Ow. <Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are * Nitya reaches endzone! <Fiora> I am not a football ;_; <Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\ <Fiora> I'm not THAT small! <Nitya> YEAH-HOO! * Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration! <Buttercupistiny> D: * Fiora dies <Glowsquid> spousal abuse! <Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_; <Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~! <Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl <Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then <Fiora> um I'm fiora <Nitya> what's a fiora <Fiora> me <Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!
<saladofstones> it was great since we had her deciding if she wanted pancakes or waffles for breakfest, and you see two armies go to war with each other <saladofstones> one with a banner that said WAFFLES and another that said PANCAKES <saladofstones> and they just slaughtered each other until one side won <saladofstones> while the viking's mind was a bunch of little girls in a playroom deciding things through democracy and being cute <saladofstones> "SHALL THIS MAN LIVE OR DIE"
<jseblan> AUGH <jseblan> AAAUUUUGH FUCK <jseblan> AWWW YESSS <RocketDude> Enjoying yourself, jseblan?
<GuitarBizarre> FieldsOfPorn: I love the idea that the fact I'm not overly reliant on a huge stash of digitised naked women, is somehow cause to believe I'm square.
<GuitarBizarre> The reality is, I'm too busy ballin' mad honeys to bother with porn.
<FieldsOfPorn> GuitarBizarre: Hey, I don't have a stash of naked woman. No, what makes you a square is a lack of a cache of pictures of men doing it. God.
<GuitarBizarre> FieldsOfPorn: {{only straight male}}
<TropeBot> Trope OnlyStraightMale doesn't exist. Closest match: Even The Guys Want Him http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenTheGuysWantHim
<GuitarBizarre> I believe the tropebot link is explanation enough.
* Solstace blows vuvuzudak <TParadox> Ew, get a room. <Vuvuzudak> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
<Electivirus> DIE, POCKET MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD! <Electivirus> Arceus: IT IS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN RELEASED FROM MY POKEBALL <Fusionman> YOU STEAL MENS SOULS AND SHOVE THEM IN BALLS! <Electivirus> PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL POKERELIGIONS! <Electivirus> POKEKIND ILL NEEDS SUCH A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!! <Electivirus> WHAT IS A POKEMON?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF DATA! <Electivirus> BUT, ENOUGH TALK! I CHALLENGE YOU!
<Iverum> I dislike the UI for Steel Battalion, Barcode. <Barcode> No, I mean, like, wht about it? <Iverum> Oh, I mean the whole "peer out of this tiny window" bit. <Barcode> man, that's the /best part/ of tankshit! the horrid visibility * Nitya imagines Iverum standing in a submarine, critiquing the viewport UI
<krrackknut> Is Mapi here? <Nous> Mapi is here. Mapi is there. Mapi is everywhere. You and I are Mapi. You and I are one. All are one with Mapi. Mapi is one with all. <Nous> That totally didn't sound creepy.
<Puffin> this is why America has fallen. we're all too good to poop in holes in the backyard.