<Nitya> I wonder if any medical conditions can actually eliminate one's pupils.
<Charlatan> Getting stabbed in the eyes 
<Bugweiser> "Doctor, our patient is suffering from A FUCKING KNIFE IN THE EYE SYNDROME"

<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like?
<Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help.
<Barcodrawing> what

<SpruceZeus> wow okay i shouldn't be surprised when i poke my head in and see a discussion about quake playing bdsm gynoids, but

<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.

<EnglishIvy> Keffiyehs are hideous.
<EnglishIvy> And anybody who wears one is a tool.
<JackMackerel> Even in sandstorms?
<JackMackerel> AND THE MIDDLE EAST~?
<Tseng> "middle east" should not be suffixed with a tilde
<GMH> ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST IS OOTACO
<GMH> ...if only.
<GMH> "Gaza is our land!"
<GMH> "No, Gaza is OURS!"
<GMH> "HEY YOU TWO, NEW HARUHI DVDS!"
<Puffin> Gaza~n

<IllFlower> it wasn't my plan to RP a sarcastic character. it just happens when you're cast alongside JBridge and JackMackerel :p

<Barcode[WoT]> but what this amounts to is "my german tanks are coated in asbestos"
<Barcode[WoT]> coated in gasoline*
<RocketDude> Gasbestos
<RocketDude> It's useless
<Barcode[WoT]>  Bestbestos.
<Interrobangven> Asworstos

<Nitya> Rig: you should tell me my ideas suck.
<Rig> Some of your ideas are of questionable fellate status.

<JuanCarlos> oooh ooh, I know! An estranged parent dies of cancer making the guy leave her place besides his lady and then he has to go to war!
<JuanCarlos> It'll be a bestseller~
<zeroplusalpha> I think that's already been written by that guy.
<JuanCarlos> :<
<zeroplusalpha> Or did you mean the dead estranged parent has to go to war, because now we're dealing with an /entirely/ different kind of story.
<cts> Gone with the Dead

*** buttercupistiny cockpunches Charlie
<Scharlatan> >_____<
<Scharlatan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Scharlatan> THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN
<buttercupistiny> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING ME COCKPUNCHING PRIVILEGES
<JBridge> BUTTERCUP YOU FOOL CHARLATAN'S COCK IS THE BUTTON TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE