<Barcostuming> Snowden will not leak Russian assassins to your dad's location.

<Zakdos> fuck yeah
<Zakdos> going to smear garlic all over my crotch, brb

<ColorPrinter> AN ANT BIT MY COCK OKAY

<Zeether> marq has an ass fetish
<Noimporta> Marq has more fetishes than you can shake a stick at.
<Noimporta> Incidentally, shaking a stick at him is probably one of his fetishes, too.

<JackMackerel> @ship endrance/yoda
<Solstace> JackMackerel: Should've expected that from you.
<JackMackerel> It is my fetish.
<Iverum> I thought stabbing people was your fetish.
<Evangelyne> I thought seeing women in sushi costumes tackling each other in a giant fondue pot was your fetish.
<Solstace> I thought Tzetze was your fetish.

<Charlatan> See, where I get mad is when mods require other mods to play.
<Charlatan> Like mod X requiring Skyrim Script Extender.
<Charlatan> YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE EXTENDING?
<Charlatan> MY DICK.
<JBridge> I think that requires SKSE, too.
<Barcode[out]> Expand dong
<Charlatan> Expand dovaahkin
<Barcode[out]> Fus roh dong
<Charlatan> "Unrelenting force"

<ponicalica> are you going to look up Vocaloid lesbian incest rape?
<IllFlower> You know, I just realized that I read over that sentence without batting an eye. I keep having these moments of self-realization where I go "what is /wrong/ with me?"
<IllFlower> Then I blissfully ignore this self-realization and go on with my life.

<+cts> Kill everybody~! Yay~!

<Alkthash> football is like a shonen anime. It has tones of filler and rarely goes anywhere.
<Alkthash> And everybody starts to blur together eventually.
<Alkthash> And the fans go apeshit over it.

<Jackerel> Oh, Tibs, how's the flooding?
<Tibetanfox> I'm in Victoria, so I'm fine.
<Tibetanfox> As for Queensland, it's fucked. 75% of it is underwater now.
<Tibetanfox> Including the capital fucking city.
<Tibetanfox> Shit be fucked.
<Jackerel> Flash floods and shit
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<T-Cat> Yeah, see?
<T-Cat> There goes Blackthorne.