<SpruceZeus> IT WILL NEVER BE OGRE
<Fiora> maybe it'll be ogre when they don't feel like making asses of themselves anymore?
<Fiora> </stretched pun>
<SpruceZeus> ...wait, when did Shrek become a series of horror films
<SpruceZeus> ^^ahahaha
<SpruceZeus> thats awfully catty of you, Fiora 
<SpruceZeus> ...but i think i'm just dragon this out, now
<SpruceZeus> ...yeah, i think a fourth shrek movie is definitely ogredoing it
<SpruceZeus> i mean, they're practically swamping us in these
<Barcode> </stretched pun> --> looks at "asses"
<SpruceZeus> X____X

<Barcode> http://www.picsthatdontsuck.com/web/muslim_prayer.html Surely SOME part of a Muslim's direction vector is towards Mecca!
<Jack> Little do they realize that prayers actually are affected by gravity
<Jack> Christians have it harder, their prayers have to make escape velocity.

<TibetanFox> Sports is pretty much the 800 pound gorilla of fandom. It sits wherever the fuck it feels like.

<JBridge> So, my parents are on this really strict diet.
<JBridge> The only kind of bread they can eat is that untasty kind.
<JBridge> Not wheat, but some grain.
<Barcodecoterrorist> Pseudowholegrain?
<JBridge> I think I remember they were talking about Control, Commitment, Concentration, and a bunch of other stuff.
<Barcodecoterrorist> how about Don't Drink Soda, Don't Eat Dessert, Don't Eat Too Much, And Exercise
<JBridge> I think it was the Seven Cs of Rye.
<Barcodecoterrorist> seven.
<JBridge> Yes, that was all for the pun.
<Barcodecoterrorist> too much effort
<JBridge> Maybe.
<Barcodecoterrorist> well let's hear all the seas, then.
<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TizHxIKwyc
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - ‪The Seven Seas Of Rhye by Queen with lyrics‬‏
<Barcodecoterrorist> wait
<Barcodecoterrorist> ERROR: Too much meta. (2097)

*** Lin_Chongy joined #yackfest
<Lin_Chongy> Lin Chongy? Good Lord, what am I, a rapper?
*** Lin_Chongy is now known as Lin_Chong
<VerticalPig> "LIN CHONGY IN DA HOOOOUUUUUUUUUSE! Just a kid from Shanghai, but my words, they don't lie..."

<Rash> I still have nightmares about that 1966 Lisp compiler I found
<JBridge> That does sound nasty.
<JBridge> Elaborate.
<Rash> it's like a fine wine
<Rash> only it tastes like burning excrement

<zeroplusalpha> It's really much better than it sounds.  It's difficult to describe how intensely sympathetic a supernatural megalomaniac transvestite with gamebreaking martial arts sorcery makes you feel towards her by the end, you'll just have to take my word for it.

<ponicalica> of course not, and ignore the meth I'm taking off this gay prostitute

<Charlatan> WHO GETS NARDPUNCHED TODAY?
<Charlatan> I DEMAND SACRIFICE.
<Solstace> JBridge.
<JBridge> Shit!
* JBridge braces for impact.
<Charlatan> YOU SHOULD BE HONORED, FOR TODAY YOU BRING GLORY TO YOUR TRIBE.
<JBridge> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Charlatan Tiger Uppercuts JBridge in the 'nards
<JBridge> UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<Untaxidermist> I wonder how many people in the world are genuinely turned on by the idea of snuggling while playing Pokemon.
<Solstace> Probably every nerd who grew up with pokemon >.<
<Untaxidermist> So I have this idea for a brothel...