<Noimporta> you can always count on tropers to take a stupid situation, and make it sad
<Noimporta> the situation never stops being stupid, though

<IllFlower> would it be laughable to attempt to play a modern racing game using nothing but a keyboard, because I am sorely tempted to.
<zeroplusalpha> That's ok, I play visual novels with a wheel.
<blackberryPanther> Imagine Zero twirling the steering wheel furiously to choose the right option.
<blackberryPanther> And for the sex minigames, he's furiously pounding on the pedals. 
<IllFlower> that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "driving the plot forward".
<zeroplusalpha> As it does to "driving stick", presumably.

<Dolphinpeter> dolphins, the gay rapist of the seas
<Pravd> Well something in nature had to fill that niche.
<Arha> Ducks are the gay rapists of the sky.
<Pravd> I guess dolphins just drew that straw.

[after discussion of Genesis 38:8-10 and Matthew 5:28]
<Buttercupistiny> all of you need to go to the mass confessions this advent season
<Buttercupistiny> good gravy
<bogo_lode> is that a euphemism for the product of masturbation?
<Buttercupistiny> DOUBLE CONFESSION
<bogo_lode> "i confess… that Buttercupistiny kept saying salacious things and putting immoral images into my brain"

<IllFlower> *** EveryoneButUtnapishtim has quit (Excess Flood)

<VicariousShaner> Its dark out though
<VicariousShaner> Rapists have a 100 percent standing outside yoru door chance
<VicariousShaner> like, even when they dont rape you, they are watching
<VicariousShaner> watching
<VicariousShaner> Possibly raping the bush
<VicariousShaner> in wait

<Erro> Robots have no need for hookers, silly, they can use emulation.

<Saturn> You don't "see" Touhou
<Saturn> You...
<Saturn> uh
<ivoryRum> Fap to it.
<Saturn> Yeah

<TParadox> So Lockon came back and said "I need to atone! I need to atone!" for several pages, then the thread got locked. Anything more interesting happen between coming back and getting locked?
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> Not really, I think.
<Wicked223> No, just lots of implied lesbian rape.
<Doomlewa> the usual

<Alkthash> Faw is still around? He didn't ascend to a higher moe based plane of existence?
<Charlatan> Elemental Plane of Moe
<GoggleFox> Right next to the Elemental Plane of Fire.
<Zizoz> And the Elemental Planes of Larry and Curly.