Room 208

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#698

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Noimporta> Noimporta: No, Tzetze is the black mage.
<Juan> talking to yourself now?
<Noimporta> Only way to find decent conversation here.
<Juan> I'm sure you stole that from someone, but I can't remember who. Groucho Marx, I think?
<Noimporta> Maybe?
<Noimporta> I actually stole it from Megatron, but he might've stolen it from Groucho.

#801

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> this encoding has "false" as the thing that returns its first argument.  >:/
<ponicalica> Nitya: lambda calculus?
<Nitya> ski, but yeah.
<ponicalica> tribes: functional programming

#1169

Rated 81 by 16 users
<IllFlower> Ha, so IE-tan apparently has a name - Inori Aizawa.
<ponicalica> the real question is: how long until Mozilla, Google, and Apple make their own?
<IllFlower> I'm imagining Jony Ive sitting down for one of those five-minute videos, except about a moe anthropomorphisation.
<IllFlower> "We removed all unnecessary lines, emphasising the core features of iTan that appeal to audiences." "Her boobs, right?" "Yes, yes."

#646

Rated 49 by 7 users
<IllFlower> Execution Grounds sounds like it'd be a good name for a coffee brand.
<IllFlower> "Execution Grounds coffee. Shoot your tiredness in the head."

#685

Rated 57 by 5 users
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<Nitya> left, right, left, right, up, up, down, down, select, start
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<Nova> I'm so lost, what is happening
* Nitya is one of the spectators in the background doing something silly
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#371

Rated 42 by 13 users
<GuitarBizarre> I'm now imagining a gigantic penis plane, carpet bombing a fat italian man's vagina with exploding semen.
<GuitarBizarre> Thankyou internet.

#109

Rated 66 by 17 users
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  PERSONALLY I'M GETTING TIRED OF PEOPLE USING THEIR AUTISM AS EVEN A PARTIAL ALIBI.
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  I MEAN I'M AUTISTIC AND I'M PERFECTLY COHERENT AND STABLE.
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  ...
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  OH WAIT.

#463

Rated 62 by 11 users
<dove> FUCK THAT NOISE
<Rhyme|Saigyouji> ...TWEWY erotic fic, dove?

#1104

Rated 80 by 15 users
<Charlatan> I would describe the state of IT development as cancerous right now
<Charlatan> It is advancing rapidly but without any restraint or sensibility
<Nitya> haha you don't even know how many rants i hear about startups every day
<Rig> Or how many I make a day.
<Rig> Startups.
<Rig> Not rants.
<Nitya> rig's latest startup is a replacement for irc optimized for complaining about startups

#876

Rated 38 by 5 users
<jseblan> wait, Champions Online uses procedural generation?
<Nitya> tons of stuff does
<Nitya> it's the new sexy
<jseblan> kind of old for a new sexy
<Nitya> everything new and sexy in computer science is actually like forty years old.
<RocketDude> So, is the actually new stuff even sexier, or is it like wine where the sexiness increases with age and why am I putting so much thought into this