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<Wicked223> Toothbrush-induced orgasms are hard not to talk about
<Wicked223> Toothbrush-induced orgasms are hard not to talk about
[Discussing Tumblr] <Foombazzle> its like twitter and myspace has a one night stand resulting in a 'developmentally challenged' baby which got adopted by an aging and unfulfilled yahoo
<Charlatan> I would describe the state of IT development as cancerous right now <Charlatan> It is advancing rapidly but without any restraint or sensibility <Nitya> haha you don't even know how many rants i hear about startups every day <Rig> Or how many I make a day. <Rig> Startups. <Rig> Not rants. <Nitya> rig's latest startup is a replacement for irc optimized for complaining about startups
<Kanade> I'M A KLEPTOMANIAC. I STOLE IT FROM SCHOOL.
<Nitya> Rig: you should tell me my ideas suck. <Rig> Some of your ideas are of questionable fellate status.
<Nitya> mechwarrior, shitbird <JuanMorrison> so do you just take random words and shove shit into them or what <Nitya> what? yes, duh <Nitya> how the fuck do you think words get made? you don't just fucking, like, say them
<Insidious> .decide wangs | vaginas <feepbot> Insidious: vaginas <RoseLalonde> Read that as: Insidious Vaginas. <RoseLalonde> I tell ya man, they're trying to eat your dick. <Insidious> I've known some insidious ones, yes <RoseLalonde> Right off. <AliceTensei> Vagina dentata? <ponicalica> Virginia dentata. <AliceTensei> Attack of the man-eating US States. <RoseLalonde> When states go cannibalistic. <Insidious> thats what west virginia has been protecting us against <RoseLalonde> It's also the first victim. <RoseLalonde> Rhode Island never stood a chance either.
<Arha> I just don't think I like the idea of explosives on my cock
<Tzetzuooooo> er, don't have what? <blamedaaaaa> a penis, money, decisiveness, Netflix <Tzetzuooooo> Surgery, theft, more surgery, money <blamedaaaaa> I don't even want the first for myself, but the rest would be nice <Tzetzuooooo> You totally want a penis, just not on you. Don't be denyin' the penis mojo. <blamedaaaaa> I mean, I would like one with a person attached for the sake of having a person, but not attached to me <Tzetzuooooo> Ha, you actually went through with the awkwardness <Tzetzuooooo> Good show!
<Solstace> YOU, TOO, CAN PROGRAM YOUR OWN HUMAN! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LEARN THE FUNCTION OF THE BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF GENETIC SEQUENCES, SYNTHESIZE A FETUS, AND BRAINWASH THE FUCK OUT OF THE KID! <Vorpy> HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH HUMAN PROGRAMMING