Room 208

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#341

Rated 69 by 14 users
<Jack> look
<Jack> fuck you and you're spelling
<Jack> I'm just going to come up with my own loanguage
<Jack> it will be like english
<Jack> but it will be spelled however if ukcing please

#891

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Nitya> CS is all about warping representations of things. It's why furry porn is now easily storable as a bunch of magnet directions.

#473

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Saturn> You don't "see" Touhou
<Saturn> You...
<Saturn> uh
<ivoryRum> Fap to it.
<Saturn> Yeah

#1154

Rated 68 by 8 users
<IllFlower> "brain.visual_memory.as_image_buffer(format: 'png')"
<IllFlower> I don't know why my brain's interface is in Ruby.
<Barcodrawing> because then you can say you've gone off the rails.

#577

Rated 69 by 14 users
<feep> you->pirate = TRUE;
<feep> yar; har; fiddle.de.dee();
<feep> #define alright_to_me = ((being).a_pirate())
<feep> if (pirate.isFree()) do what_you_want(); while (TRUE)
<feep> goto start;

#1257

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Foombazzle> Weather here isn't great for white though. It warms up way too fast.
<Foombazzle> Also, for some reason I havent ascertained, reisling is very unavailable here. At least in the poor people's price points I purchase at.
<Foombazzle> Surgeon General's Warning: Excessive consumption of alcohol may induce alliterativity

#684

Rated 38 by 5 users
<AlbertAndreasArmadillo> Oh, he considers psychiatrists to be as bad as the Khmer Rouge. I wonder if he's a holocaust denial too
<Legionnaire> Who?
<Nova> He's a denial!
<Nova> My god.
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> </SmellsLikeTeenSpirit>

#419

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Kirino> you know, with the way people are bitching about IJBM
<Kirino> it's like they don't visit any other part of the internet
<Kirino> ...oh wait.

#1202

Rated 72 by 10 users
<IllFlower> I like how it tells you it's 998.9701(17) cubic feet-millimetres of mercury per kelvin-pound-mole.
* Nitya sobs
<Nitya> i hate america. not for the renditions or the CIA or wars or labor rights. for kelvin pound moles

#339

Rated 62 by 15 users
<Dolphinpeter> dolphins, the gay rapist of the seas
<Pravd> Well something in nature had to fill that niche.
<Arha> Ducks are the gay rapists of the sky.
<Pravd> I guess dolphins just drew that straw.