<Solstace> Clearly, the republican candidates should just all sleep with each other.  Everyone's life is made easier.

<Barcout> terrence wiles, the child murderer. colour: white
<Barcout> discard any card frmo your hand. add two colours to your mana pool. more stuff that makes no sense but is indistiguishable from real magic talk to outsiders
<Juan> Not sure if I'd play that
<Juan> and it actually makes sense, man
<Juan> In fact, IIRC, that's an infamous {{game breaker}}
<Barcout> So dumb. I literally just said words
<Juan> Well, that's what we all do here. :P

<ponicalica> that's because you and 0+α haven't been here much :P
<Ritsu> i have been here
<Ritsu> i'm just busty
<Ritsu> *busy
<Ritsu> ...
<Ritsu> WAT

<Alkthash> Rig is not just a mere gimp.
<Alkthash> Rig is a super high school level gimp.

<Arha> I wish Edmond was in here for five seconds so I could say 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but sometimes it's a big brown dick'
<Arha> and then I would randomly afk

<StarGirl00> I hate wasps
<StarGirl00> And bees
<StarGirl00> And anything else that can sting you
<Noimporta> Like syringes?
<StarGirl00> Yes
<StarGirl00> I am fine with the animals as long as there is a glass wall between me and them
<StarGirl00> Like at an aquarium or something
<Noimporta> Bees at an aquarium? I need to go to Canada at least once in my lifetime

<ponicalica> I'm now imagining Matrix with red hair and fake boobs

<IllFlower> I must say, I'm going to look forward to political campaigns in 30 years.
<IllFlower> "Is it true, Mr. Senator, that you trolled 4chan in your teenage years? We have evidence that you wrote, and I quote, 'LOLOLOL DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS' in one post. How do you answer to the questions surrounding allegations of a homosexual affair?"

<JBridge> Anyone want to join me for Tribes?
<Barcodrawing> hnghrhhg
* Barcodrawing shakes
<Rig> Barcode is drawing you dicks.
<Rig> Wait, fuck.

<Solstace> HEY, NITYA, I HAVE A PDF FOR YOU!
<Nitya> OMGF!!!!!
<Nitya> ...oh my godding fuck? hm