<saladofstones> it was great since we had her deciding if she wanted pancakes or waffles for breakfest, and you see two armies go to war with each other <saladofstones> one with a banner that said WAFFLES and another that said PANCAKES <saladofstones> and they just slaughtered each other until one side won <saladofstones> while the viking's mind was a bunch of little girls in a playroom deciding things through democracy and being cute <saladofstones> "SHALL THIS MAN LIVE OR DIE"
<Nitya> How often do you Google yourself? <-- I cannot read this except as a stupid masturbation reference <JuanCarlos> so, googling people = sex? <Nitya> sure <JuanCarlos> ah, ok. brb googling hot women
<TibetanFox> Sports is pretty much the 800 pound gorilla of fandom. It sits wherever the fuck it feels like.
<Alkthash> Oh god, there is nothing that is not terrifying about duck reproduction
<Queelez> {{How to abuse TropeBot}}
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<Iverum> Bluh, I have a calcium deficiency. <Barcode> drink more milk then <divert_time> or kill Barcode and eat his bones <Barcode> i'll have you know that I have all sorts of methods of neutralizing calcium-deficient threats <AliceTensei> Kill Barcode and eat his bones mixed with milk. Made from bones. <KanyarMaryam> .decide read more about meditation | sew | write gay porn <feepbot> KanyarMaryam: write gay porn <Nitya> eat gay porn made from barcode's bones. <divert_time> write gay porn involving Barcode's bones <KanyarMaryam> So I'm going to write the porn on his bones...? <KanyarMaryam> And it will involve them?
<Spacethash> Every Hemmingway book in a nutshell: Why did the chicken cross the road? To die. Alone. In the rain. Because he went to war.
<Rig> I go back to work tomorrow. Actually excited about that. Should be getting new projects and junk. <Nitya> at the school thing? <Nitya> school... uh... whatever you did. <Rig> Emerging Media and Technology Department or whatever the fuck we call it to make it sound more impressive. <Barcode[spriting]> software engineering engineering solutions engineering dynamic. <Rig> + Design <Rig> That last bit is in Helvetica Neue.
<Myrdradek> Let me tell you about running as fast as you can and staying still: The Myrdradek story <Nitya> oh, good that you got a working treadmill <Barcode> ^ <ponicalica> ^ <Section42L> ^
<JuanCarlos> why do is it that whenever i decide to check this channel, i always return to dildoes or mackerel being all creepy towards Cultist