<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni.
<Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back.
<Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls.
<Iverum> Welp.
<Iverum> We can leave now.
<Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace.
<Xeniera> Hahahahahaha
<Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.

<JBridge> Oh, this is gonna sting.
<feepbot> JBridge: Barcode left a note 22 hours, 2 minutes ago: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/12/03/cardboard-children-dust-tactics/ «And it is QUICK. It is a fucking slaughter. Last night I set up for a quick game, won, and put the game away again in HALF A FUCKING HOUR. Think about that. A whole battle played in the time it takes to watch an episode of The Golden Girls.»
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 48 minutes ago: Upload some silly subs to Omnibooru.
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 5 minutes ago: New episode of Fate/Zero out! Download it!
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<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 4 minutes ago: Never!
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<feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 13 hours, 57 minutes ago: Actually, you don't have a wife. Nitya planted a false memory in your head! Hunt *him* down and kill him.
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<dove> FUCK THAT NOISE
<Rhyme|Saigyouji> ...TWEWY erotic fic, dove?

<zeroplusalpha> Well I think so far the crown in gratuitous serialisation is still FF. We're at what, XV now?
<zeroplusalpha> Pretty soon they're going to have to start using hexadecimal, in which case I eagerly await FFFF, the 255th iteration.

<Arha> I like my women like I like my coffee
<Arha> COVERED IN BEES
<Noimporta> You have an unusual taste in coffee.

<Misaki> video quality isn't differen
<Misaki> *different
<Misaki> i might just permanently undercock this
<Misaki> *underclock
<Misaki> OH HORRIBLE TYPO
<Misaki> god forbid if this is quoted

<Juan> yeah man true friendship is when you can just go straight up to a friend and call them a motherfucker. if they're offended, then those people and you can't be friends
<Juan> this is a fact of life

<ponicalica> Pulchra_Homines: The Bible is such an Evangelion ripoff

<PhoneBizarre> Atheist motherfuckah in the hizzouse REPRESENT!
<Reyendo> < atheist 2
<PhoneBizarre> PREACH IT MAH BROTHA
<PhoneBizarre> RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
<Reyendo> AMEN, BROTHER!
<Reyendo> LET US SING PRAISES TO THE 
<Reyendo> FUCK

<Charlatan> Also, I have best username.
<HederaHelix> "UnlimitedBaconWorks"?
<Charlatan> I was hungry.