Room 208

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#855

Rated 65 by 7 users 
<n> http://sharkswithanimeeyes.tumblr.com/ uh.
<ColorPrinter> sounds about right
<reyendo> so cute.
<JackMackerel> I'm fucking having heart attacks
<HederaHelix> That tumblr scares me.
<ColorPrinter> sharks are so fucking tsundere
<ColorPrinter> the uguu~ terror of the ocean

#695

Rated 34 by 2 users 
<SpruceZeus>  i gazed into the abyss and the abyss said uguu

#1271

Rated 58 by 13 users 
<Lin_Chong> That guy has hornet butts on his arms
<Lin_Chong> He can literally sting like a bee
<Lin_Chong> That's hype

#76

Rated 62 by 11 users 
<GMH> and yes, i do masturbate
<GMH> oh hey mapi's here
<GMH> sup
<ponicalica> we all know GMH masturbates to Mapi
<Kanade> someone fapping to me
<Kanade> is weirder than
<Kanade> someone having dream sex with me
<Gilgamesh> GMH does that too.
<GMH> actualy i haven't had dream sex with mapi
<Gilgamesh> doesn't this phrasing imply you do masturbate about her?

#827

Rated 44 by 3 users 
<JuanCarlos> And kids are normally interested in superheroes
<Alkthash> Not in shambling plant monsters that have hallucinogenic root sex with their girlfriends.

#807

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<Mari0Printer> You wanted a clear explanation
<Mari0Printer> You poor poo
<Mari0Printer> *fool
<Mari0Printer> YOU POOR POOOOOOOOO

#982

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<Solstace> List of things Solstace geeks out about: Music, Serial Killers, NGE, tribal ethics
<Nitya> solstace would later go on to write an entire opera about misato becoming a papua new guinean serial killer

#447

Rated 62 by 11 users 
<EthZee> Come on, guys, I know I wasn't the only person to masturbate to it.

#689

Rated 44 by 3 users 
<Kaliayev> parrots are the reason pirate captains usually only have one leg, a hook for a hand and a missing eye

#928

Rated 78 by 14 users 
<Iverum> You know. I bet aliens would watch porn and laugh their non-anthrocentric asses off.
<Iverum> «Is he rubbing his reproductive organs on her face? Why would you do that? It's terribly inefficient for reproduction. No wonder this species can't get past the moon.»
<Barcode> you think aliens wouldn't horribly abuse their reproductive organs?
<MisterJuantastic> Our civilization will be known across the universe as one where being a plumber means being a three legged handsome thirty year old
<ponicalica> I thought being a plumber meant jumping on turtles
<MisterJuantastic> well, games lied to you. Porn's preaching the truth, brutha