#1133
<Alkthash> Oh god, there is nothing that is not terrifying about duck reproduction
<Alkthash> Oh god, there is nothing that is not terrifying about duck reproduction
<Rig> How do I convince someone to stop doing terrible things? <Juan> I normally recommend murder <Rig> Well, they're my boss. <Rig> And I don't think promotion works that way here. <IllFlower> Find a way to connect the consequences of said terrible thing to the literal end of the world. <Rig> Reinventing HTTP error codes? <IllFlower> "If it takes too much effort to use our API, nobody will use it and we'll all die starving and alone in the streets." <Rig> "Yeah, well, that's why you're all required to use it for our in-house projects." <IllFlower> "We'll lose tons of productivity, your manager will find out, and you'll die starving and alone in the streets." <Rig> He is the manager. ;-; There is only one person above him. <IllFlower> I'd keep hammering in the part where he inevitably dies starving and alone in the streets.
<boyhood> Who wants to be Womanliness? *** MANLINESS is now known as WOMANLINESS <RocketDude> And the wetness, and the coolness, and the stickyness and the Loch Ness! <WOMANLINESS> DAMMIT NESSIE <GMH> Womanly Ness? <boyhood> Gives new meaning to the term "untouchable."
<Nitya> bluh, this person starts comments with "hi". I am irrationally annoyed <Solstace> hi <Solstace> a/s/l
<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like? <Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help. <Barcodrawing> what
<Mister_Always> TACO, I WANT TO COVER YOU IN OLIVE OIL AND SLATHER YOU WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES, THEN HUMP YOU LIKE A RABID CAMEL.
<Barcodrawing> are they flammable? is there that much farts in a human body
<Solstace> D8s are not nearly as bad as D4s. <Solstace> Those things are caltrops in dice form.
<JBridge> We're talking about a porn site right now. <JuanCarlos> when are we not talking about porn <JuanCarlos> or at least, when is JBridge not talking about porn <VivalaSalsa> When hes talking about metal <VivalaSalsa> actually no, hes managed to combine the two <JBridge> No, someone else combined the two. <JBridge> Pornogrind, wasn't it? <RocketDude> At least it isn't Pornstep. <Charlatan> I HAVE A NEW GOAL IN LIFE <Charlatan> COMBINE SKRILLEX <Charlatan> AND PORN
<IllFlower> Solstace: I *know*, right? this entire series is just... you know all those fucks that various image macros depict people not giving? those are all the fucks I am whatting right now