<kingCrackers> Fiora is <kingCrackers> Fuck <Nova> wat <Nova> no she's not <Solstace> Fiora: You have been alleged with being "Fuck". How do you respond? <Nitya> yeah, fiora isn't really very fuck at all <Fiora> Um... I... I'm not "fuck" ... whatever that means!
<saladofstones> And so the matous said, and let be known, let us be a dick to orphans because it powers our magecraft, amen <Nova> "I only have to refuse to feed.... twenty-six more starving orphans and I'll advance to Rank 7!" <Nova> "I am so close to Rank 8 I can almost smell it. I think I'll go kick a puppy, that'll get me up there." <saladofstones> "If I cause a baby to cry five more times, I'll get +5 to my magic stat" <JBridge> I thought that'd bump up CHA, if anything. <Nova> "If I steal candy from eleven more babies, I'll get +3 Strength, but I dunno, man. Strength is my dump stat, maybe it'd be better to work on my Magic some more."
<Puffin> this is why America has fallen. we're all too good to poop in holes in the backyard.
<Korgmeister> Hmm, it appears to be about a bunch of rich, pretty boys who seduce wealthy women for money. <Korgmeister> This could be relevant to my interests.
<Buttercupistiny> Dude, Will, sometimes [online support groups for busty girls] have come in handy <Buttercupistiny> In terms of trying to find a good strapless bra, or BMC about how much boobies suck. <IllFlower> BMC. Now there is an acronym I don't recognize... <IllFlower> My TLA-fu, she is fading. <Buttercupistiny> Bitch, Moan, and Complain. <IllFlower> Oh, that makes a lot more sense than my original misreading of "PMC" to mean "private military company". <IllFlower> Although I guess that would make one's complaints a lot more effective. <IllFlower> "I CAN'T FIND ANY BRAS IN MY SIZE SO I'M GOING TO SIC BLACKWATER ON YOU"
* Charlatan makes Madoka AMV set to NIN songs <Charlatan> "Starfuckers, Inc" goes with everything. <Jimbobbowilly> I wanna fuck you like an anime
<Fiora> nuclear fusion in stars? <Fiora> that's pretty hot
<GMH> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nERrUQbtGDY&feature=related <Omnipresence> URL (1/1): YouTube - YAY PEPTO BISMOL <GMH> <blahcomando> DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA this should be banned in 7 states <JBridge> That video? It kicks ass. * JBridge has quit (Excess Flood) * JBridge has joined #yackfest <JBridge> Whoops. <JBridge> too much DIARRHEA.
<Nitya> [[scroogle]] <Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Google <Nitya> oh nice <Nitya> [[micro$oft]] <Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Microsoft <Nitya> yes. <Nitya> is there one for amazon... [[criticism of amazon]] <Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Kindle
<JBridge> We're talking about a porn site right now. <JuanCarlos> when are we not talking about porn <JuanCarlos> or at least, when is JBridge not talking about porn <VivalaSalsa> When hes talking about metal <VivalaSalsa> actually no, hes managed to combine the two <JBridge> No, someone else combined the two. <JBridge> Pornogrind, wasn't it? <RocketDude> At least it isn't Pornstep. <Charlatan> I HAVE A NEW GOAL IN LIFE <Charlatan> COMBINE SKRILLEX <Charlatan> AND PORN