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#1059

Rated 73 by 17 users
<Nitya> I did not know that you could do this to penises.
<Fiora> see, nitya, you'll become an expert in things that can be done to penises.
<Alicia> Been his dream for such a long time.
<Nitya> I'm already an expert in that, baby.
* Nitya winks

#351

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Lin_Chong> I really wonder about these advertising policies.
<Lin_Chong> Why do the bait-and-switch at all?
<Alkthash> Because tits are a fast way to get attention?
<Lin_Chong> Once people realize that it's not ecchi and instead a cheap MMPORG, then they'll just leave.
<Alkthash> Well yeah. But a few will stay around.
<TParadox> "BOOBIES! Oh, an MMO? Sure, why not."
<Alkthash> Oh wait I have to pay to do anything fun?
<TParadox> [[strike:It's just like real women!]]

#878

Rated 52 by 11 users
<Charlatan> WHO GETS NARDPUNCHED TODAY?
<Charlatan> I DEMAND SACRIFICE.
<Solstace> JBridge.
<JBridge> Shit!
* JBridge braces for impact.
<Charlatan> YOU SHOULD BE HONORED, FOR TODAY YOU BRING GLORY TO YOUR TRIBE.
<JBridge> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Charlatan Tiger Uppercuts JBridge in the 'nards
<JBridge> UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#416

Rated 56 by 9 users
<JBridge|elsewhere> Obviously, Nagato is connected to a plane filled with skeletons preforming basic instructions. The Data Integrated Sentient Entity is actually a lich.

#542

Rated 67 by 13 users
<TParadox> January 20th, 2008: President Bush approaches the helicopter waiting to carry him away from the White House for the last time, turns to the crowd and says, "Ladies and Gentlemen... The Aristocrats!"

#846

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Arha> onyhow is talking as much as mapi, but does not have a mapiname
<onyhow> mapi?
<onyhow> whozat?
<Arha> It is confusing!
<Nitya> burn the false mapi
<onyhow> NOOOOOO
* onyhow runs like heck
<Arha> So that means you're already on fire then?
<Arha> That's very considerate of you
<onyhow> NOOOO
<onyhow> IM NOT ON FIRE
<onyhow> Wait I do
<Barmoured_code_V> it's not confusing, since onyhow doesn't like animay.
<onyhow> EVERYONE I AM ON FIRE
<onyhow> i do
<Barmoured_code_V> well okay.
<Barmoured_code_V> it's not confusing, since mapi doesn't like FPSes
<Glowsquid> "NOOOO IM NOT ON FIRE" <--- you heard the man, set him on fire.
<onyhow> ARRGGGHHH
* onyhow screams
<Arha> Immolation solves everything
<Barmoured_code_V> <_<
<onyhow> CURSE YOU
<onyhow> CURSE YOU ALL TO...
<onyhow> to where?
<Barmoured_code_V> heck
<Arha> Disneyland
<onyhow> DISNEYLAND!
<Arha> I vote Disneyland
<Arha> Yay
* onyhow is burning
* Barmoured_code_V throws water at onyhow
<onyhow> COLD!
<Barmoured_code_V> this pilot's name is /also/ "the three wise men"
<Nitya> mapi doesn't like FPSes <-- ? she played a lot of counterstrike
<onyhow> soooo
<onyhow> I'm mapi?
<onyhow> wait a min
<onyhow> i'm a guy
<Nitya> seems that way
<Nitya> and for that, you must die
* Nitya flamethrower
<Glowsquid> she's also a pretty huge fan of Twisted Metal, Sylphon Filter and other greeetty western games IIRC
* onyhow screams, again

#725

Rated 44 by 6 users
<jseblan> AUGH
<jseblan> AAAUUUUGH FUCK
<jseblan> AWWW YESSS
<RocketDude> Enjoying yourself, jseblan?

#1232

Rated 69 by 14 users
<Juan> yo at the risk of sounding like someone with a death wish
<JBridge> Do it.
<Nitya> jbridge............................
<JBridge> What?

#25

Rated 58 by 13 users
<Misaki> video quality isn't differen
<Misaki> *different
<Misaki> i might just permanently undercock this
<Misaki> *underclock
<Misaki> OH HORRIBLE TYPO
<Misaki> god forbid if this is quoted

#423

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Nitya> IRC isn't a bitch, IRC is a beautiful woman, you just call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy