Room 208

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#1197

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Fiora> is there such a thing as over-parmesaning anything?
<Fiora> that sounds impossible, like over-sushiing. or over-chocolating.
<IllFlower> "Sir, we accidentally put too much parmesan into the nuclear reactor."
<IllFlower> "How much did you put in there?"
<IllFlower> "About ten grams."
<IllFlower> "How much were you supposed to put in there?"
<IllFlower> "Uh... none, sir."
<IllFlower> "So what's going to happen?"
<IllFlower> "Well, the ship's going to have some exhaust problems for the next couple of hours..."
<IllFlower> "Goddammit, I *knew* I shouldn't have bought the lactose-intolerant engine."

#838

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Haruspex> @define invaginate
<Omnipresence> Haruspex: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: invaginate (English word) | definitions — Result: 1 | verb | sheathe; 2 | verb | fold inwards
<Haruspex> i'm learning so many words
<Haruspex> several of which can be used as horrible sexual euphemisms, tooo
<Nova> no
<Haruspex> My man-meat thirsts for invagination!
<Haruspex> wait, "throbbing" should be in there
<Nova> :|
<Haruspex> nova, don't you write? this is stuff you need to know.
<Nova> i am not writing about throbbing man-things.
<Haruspex> Perhaps you will someday! You should be prepared.
<Iron> What if you get into writing porn someday?
<Iron> Or yaoi?
<Iron> You need to know your sex for those
<Haruspex> Or retinal development fanfiction?
<Haruspex> The neural tube evaginates. You may need to know this!
<Nova> If I got into writing porn I'm fairly sure it would be wimmin-on-wimmin porn anyway.
<Haruspex> That can involve invagination too, ya know.
<Iron> You may have to write for gay porn
<Iron> As in guy-on-guy
<Nova> why would i even
* Fiora dips Nova in liquid yaoi.
<Haruspex> Being bitten by a mutant gay man?
<Nova> Fiora: why would you betray me like this
<Fiora> What, is yaoi like, acidic, and you're basic?
<Fiora> Or is this like matter and antimatter?
<Haruspex> I'll say she's basic. If you know what I mean. *wink*
<Nova> I am yuri, the vat is yaoi. They are antithesis to one another, or something.
<Fiora> No, they're complementary!
<Nova> No they're not!
<Fiora> See, in a story, there's boys and girls, right?
<Nova> Not necessarily?
<Fiora> You pair the boys with each other, and the girls with each other.
<Fiora> It's the natural order of things!
<Nova> I thought the natural order of things was for girls to only exist to get in the way of the yaoi.
<Haruspex> your silliness is not appreciated in this high-minded discussion of being bitten by gay people
<Iron> But nova, you may need knowledge of guy-on-guy sex someday
<Nova> But anyway, Fiora, STOP ENCOURAGIGN THEM TOE NCOURAGE ME TO WRITE ABOUT THROBBING MAN-THINGS.

#472

Rated 56 by 9 users
<IllFlower> No, seriously, people, cut it out with the colors. It makes my IRC client look like the bastard child of a Christmas tree and an Easter egg...

#920

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Nitya> but pink is (nearly) the color of communism, comfrade!
<RocketDude> @Barcode: Oh yeah, how does that zoom level config work? Like, can you still use the scroll wheel for switching weapons?
<saladofstones> gay communism?
<saladofstones> I wonder if you have marxist-feminist critiques
<RocketDude> No, gay communism does not help with sniping.
<Nitya> marxist feminism exists, sure.
<ColorPrinter> I come back and the topic is gay communism
<ColorPrinter> alright

#1130

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Rig> Raleigh and the Striker kid did look pretty similar.
<Rig> Now, you know who I couldn't tell apart at all? The Hong Kong team's triplets.
<Rig> They all looked the same.
<Barcode> well, twins.
<ponicalica> that's because they're played by actual triplets
<Barcode> and also they had fifteen seconds of screentime total.
* Rig gives up on joking.

#1079

Rated 73 by 17 users
<Charlatan> Also, I have best username.
<HederaHelix> "UnlimitedBaconWorks"?
<Charlatan> I was hungry.

#1205

Rated 76 by 12 users
<IllFlower> I didn't know Hikari carried handcuffs on her.
<IllFlower> She must be into some kinky stuff.
<Alicia> Oh my God, IllFlower.
<Alicia> You have to be prepared, man.
<IllFlower> Because opportunities for bondage could come at any moment. Got it.
<Alicia> NOOOO.
<Alicia> They're... magical.
<Alicia> >:C
<ponicalica> Magical bondage.  Got it.
<Alicia> OH GOD DAMN IT.
<Alicia> Who cares as long as they're under control.
<Alicia> Wait. Damn it.
* Alicia just shuts up now.

#1286

Rated 44 by 3 users
<zeroplusalpha> What is my sudden obsession with quintuplets???

#575

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Noimporta> OK, now that I know Bin Laden's death, there's no reason for me to stay alive...
<Noimporta> Awake, I mean, awake.
<Noimporta> So later.

#479

Rated 51 by 4 users
<jseblan> "Tropicana Essentials with Added Calcium and Vitamin D is an excellent source of Calcium and Vitamin D." NO SHIT SHERLOCK MY MIND IS BLOWN