<saladofstones> I AM <saladofstones> ALMOST <saladofstones> DONE <saladofstones> RIPPING <saladofstones> THIS TORRENT <saladofstones> AND UPLOADING IT <saladofstones> ONCE THAT IS DONE IM GOING TO FUCKING CUM BUCKETS <Xeniera> TOO MUCH INFORMATION <Nitya> calm down <RocketDude> ...Okay <BGTB2005> ...you have fun with that
<Myrdradek> I just helped a pregnant alleyway give birth <Myrdradek> Planescape Torment is a good game
<Nitya> FutaServ shouts: "LOOK, IS THAT A DEMONIC DUCK OF SOME SORT?" *runs off without giving out any futa* You have a total of 263 futas. <-- this is what I was referring to btw <ponicalica> >FutaServ <Barchomework> that is screwrd. <ponicalica> fucking rizon <Barchomework> look, I can't even type anymore <Barchomework> I type worse*? <Nitya> screwed + scary? <Barchomework> all of my es have bn scard away. <Barchomework> most of thm, anyway <Solstace> Rizon is a scary place. <Nitya> I'm only there for the drugs I mean anime. <Barchomework> soon you'll be bragging to us about how you manage to fit all of those futas into a briefcase
<Noimporta> It's rather amazing how GuitarBizarre somehow always ends up being the lesser of two evils. * GuitarBizarre grins <Nitya> I think he has a gypsy blessing or something.
* Yuanchosaan blinks <Yuanchosaan> I must be tired. I read the "Comics" subforum as "Conics", and spent a few seconds wondering when we had decided to devote an entire board to mathematics.
<ponicalica> StarGirl00: How are you today? <StarGirl00> God
<Yukihime> "JackMackerel held the knife in his left hand, which was trembling violently enough to blur. 'I loved you! I loved you, but you never acknowledged me, you stopped returning my calls, you ignored me when I said "hi"... this is it! if you won't accept me, then I can't accept you!' <Yukihime> "he lunged at Nitya with the blade, but only managed to swipe at thin air. Nitya grabbed his arm, knocking him down to the ground with the efficiency of a martial arts master. 'I didn't want to hate you, Jack. even if I couldn't love, I thought I could keep myself from falling into that pit of ill regard. that's why... I stayed away. to keep myself from having to hate you... but it's too late now, isn't it?' "
<IllFlower> Well, if I had a nickel for every morning I woke up and thought "maybe I shouldn't be running an IRC channel", I'd probably have five dollars by now.
<Charlatan> +say HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS <rollermine> Charlatan: HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS <Charlatan> ... <Charlatan> I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKER TO *QUOTE* ME <Vernal> .addquote Charlatan <Charlatan> I SUCK COCKS <Vernal> 100% accurate <Vernal> well actually, I only used half the text, which concentrates the correctness. <Vernal> So it's more like 200%. <saladofstones> if I were to add cocks would it be 400 percent correct? <Vernal> More cocks is always more correct. <IllFlower> saladofstones: Gotta be careful with highly concentrated correctness. You could kill someone with that.
<Foombazzle> Oh yeah. I need to leave the flat and go downstairs to grab another bag to refill my bucket too. * Foombazzle wonders if theres an online service for it <Foombazzle> Like I should be able to get an internet-connected bucket that will initiate a delivery automatically <Charlatan> Would you like your bucket delivered by UAV <Foombazzle> I think it would need to be. We're talking 10kg of rice, so the average drone wouldn't cut the mustard. <zeroplusalpha> 10kg??? <Foombazzle> yeah, I grab a sackful at a time, which is why Im always so surprised when I run out. My calculations are always based on the approximation of "ok. This should last till I reach retirement age" <Charlatan> I'm now imagining a very unusual game of Call of Duty. <Charlatan> "CARE PACKAGE IS INBOUND! *giant crate of rice flattens Foombazzle*" <Foombazzle> from the T&C: Customer's in high-rise apartmenrts are reminded to leave their windows open for half an hour either side of the scheduled delivery time. Precision delivery is automated and will occur regardless of window status. <Foombazzle> Do not stand near windows during this time. <Foombazzle> Any spillage after package deployment is responsibility of customer.