<Rig> I know not what Web 3.0 will be like, but Web 4.0 will be made of sticks and stones.

<altruizine> And I don't think this is a parody. The relevant tumblr says it's in Die Sterne, an official artbook. I'd double check but I don't really have the desire to get it.
<ponicalica> Well, I'm pretty sure it's not the actual raising of the flag on Iwo Jima. I could be wrong though.

<BonSequitur> What is up with this 'polyvore' thing, anyway?
<BonSequitur> It doesn't even have an ED page. I'm afraid to google.
<BonSequitur> Oh, it has nothing to do with voraphilia.
<BonSequitur> Some people are idiots when picking out names for websites.
<BonSequitur> I mean, really. Polyvore.
<BonSequitur> It's a fashion website.
<BonSequitur> What does it sound like?
<BonSequitur> A mailing list for people who are into furries giving birth to multiple twin furries and then eating them.

<Barcode> hm, how does bgtb draw butts

<Nova> I have two beans in this pile.
<Nova> I have one bean in this pile.
<Nova> If I move this bean over to the pile with these beans, I now have no beans!
<CTrombley> Now you have three beans. You can take all the beans out!
<Puffin> one bean isn't a pile :V
<CTrombley> Why? Because you can take beans out in groups of threes.
<Nova> Sure I do. It's a pile, with one bean in it.
<Nova> It's also got other stuff, which is why it's a pile.
<Nova> Mainly sugar cubes, I believe.
<Nova> But we were counting beans, not sugar cubes.
<CTrombley> Thus if you have 7 beans, you have to leave 1. That is, 7=1 (mod 3).
<Nova> No, I have seven beans.
<CTrombley> You can take beans out in groups of threes, and you do. So there is one bean left,.
<Nova> Why would I do that? Then I barely have any beans.
<CTrombley> You do it because we are simulating modular arithmatic with beans and you want the simulation to work out.
<Nova> I thought I just wanted beans.

<Fiora> How to confuse an assexual: ask her endlessly about sex.
<Fiora> *asexual
<Fiora> Gah, sticky keys -_-
<IllFlower> "assexual" "sticky keys" brb, laughing
<Puffin> I'm an assexual
<Puffin> "ass" me anything
<Fiora> ahhghsdjfslkjdlasd
<Fiora> perverrrrts ._.
<Solstace> "assexual" is getting added to the libelous list.
<Fiora> IT IS JUST A TYPO >_>

<dove> FUCK THAT NOISE
<Rhyme|Saigyouji> ...TWEWY erotic fic, dove?

<AliceTensei  "If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand" Hime?
[seconds later]
<RocketDude> Also, obviously, you have to find an anime character and make them understand that your son is "using Quake"
<AliceTensei> Hmm. Does the emperor of Japan have a daughter?
<AliceTensei> Ah. Yes he does.
<AliceTensei> So clearly, we need to find his daughter, and inform her about Quake.

<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises
<qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth
<saladofstones> but
<saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this

<SpruceZeus> This is the greatest pig-tossing, photo-taking, and letter-sending simulator i have ever played