<Barcode> I've got a tier 2. I'm gonna be busy for a lil, but next time I'll roll witcha. <AliceTensei> Now I'm just imagining gangsters in tanks. <AliceTensei> And no, not the sophisticated type of gangster. <Barcode> tank cannons are all fired sideways, AliceTensei. You just can't tell because only the barrel shows. <AliceTensei> Do the tanks wear backwards baseball caps? <Barcode> yup. the turret-rear ammo storage is the brim.
<Jack> i'm on linux now, so, hacking is easy <Jack> linux is like a badly-thought-out drug in an eighties movie in that way
<Noimporta> Well, the shower is calling for me, I don't know why it suddenly has a voice, but it's a pretty good sign that I should go there <Noimporta> or that I'm clinically insane, but whatever
<Kashchei> the clitoris? <Noimporta> And what would that be?
<jseblan> oh my god <jseblan> I have the perfect weapon against the clams
<Solstace> I still don't get why those hardcore Christians have such a hardtime accepting Muslims. <AliceTensei> And this is why the terrorists won! <AliceTensei> BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU. <RocketDude> Terrorists Win! /Counter-Strike
<Barcode> i live in a static discharge hell. just a constant fucking electron bukkake.
<Iverum> Buttercupistiny: Thank you for being a sane and reasonable Catholic woman. <Buttercupistiny> You're very welcome. <Buttercupistiny> Though I might challenge you on calling me sane. <IllFlower> Just let him call you sane and be done with it, Buttercupistiny. You can tear off his head and eat his entrails later. <Buttercupistiny> :D he will make a yummy feast <Iverum> I'm actually very bony.
<Dolphinpeter> dolphins, the gay rapist of the seas <Pravd> Well something in nature had to fill that niche. <Arha> Ducks are the gay rapists of the sky. <Pravd> I guess dolphins just drew that straw.
<Nitya> How often do you Google yourself? <-- I cannot read this except as a stupid masturbation reference <JuanCarlos> so, googling people = sex? <Nitya> sure <JuanCarlos> ah, ok. brb googling hot women