<Tibetanfox> I am tempted to call this problem "Odd number installment syndrome" <Tibetanfox> See, each odd numbered installment is throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. <Tibetanfox> Even numbers have the luxury of fleshing out what sticks.
<Arha> I think most of us would agree that I'm more of an evil overlord than you <JBridge> Really? <JBridge> Try this. <JBridge> Type .rr six times. <JBridge> If you live, you're eviler than me. <Arha> Evil overlords do not follow commands <JBridge> DO IT FAGGOT <Arha> .rr <feepbot> Arha: Click. <Arha> hm <Arha> .rr <feepbot> Arha: Click. <Arha> hmmm <Arha> doesn't seem to be working <JBridge> Four more times. <Arha> .rr <Arha> .rr <Arha> .rr <Arha> .rr <Solstace> lol arha. <JBridge> What'd he do? <Jack> Win. <Jack> Since he's the evilest. <JBridge> Fine. <JBridge> .rr <feepbot> JBridge: Boom! You're dead. <feepbot> JBridge: The gun has been reloaded. <JBridge> GOD <JBridge> FUCKING <JBridge> DAMMIT * Jack claps <Arha> Ahem. <Arha> Thank you, thank you <JBridge> ...I have nothing to say to you. <Arha> Of course. You're not to speak until spoken to, slave
<ponicalica> StarGirl00: How are you today? <StarGirl00> God
<IllFlower> Iverum, I note that you haven't refuted my assertions, which means that they're true. Or that you're ignoring me... <Iverum> I don't hold conversations with glorified chat bots. -!- Iverum was kicked by IllFlower (What if they kick you?) -!- IllFlower was kicked by ChanServ ((Iverum (ivoryRum)) No reason given) -!- Iverum joined #yackfest <FAMAS> WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS? -!- IllFlower joined #yackfest <FAMAS> how did you give, take your own auth <FAMAS> and then um <FAMAS> kicked by one who is not on channel <FAMAS> errr <Iverum> ChanServ is nice. <IllFlower> It's the IRC equivalent of a slapfight, really. <Iverum> It's funny. I started typing the command to kick as soon as you went op, but you kicked me before I could finish typing the channel name. <IllFlower> I should remember to arbitrarily change my nickname so that doesn't work! <n> That hardly seems arbitrary.
<Solstace> The little girls probably have to fellate, too. <Nitya> evil life suckers <LORd[Nisemonogatari]> oh. makes sense I guess (much as it pains to say) *** Dove has joined #yackfest <Arha> It's always nice to come into the channel and have the first thing you read be about little girls fellating *** Dove has quit [Client Quit] <Arha> You never let me down, yackfest *** Legionnaire has quit [Client Quit]
<IllFlower> Even knowing what these measures actually are, every time I read "we're going to have to resort to extreme measures," I think "VAMPIRISM"
<Saturn> I'm not a masochist! <Saturn> I hate pain <Nitya> Exactly. And masochists love things they hate. <Saturn> ... <Iverum> @ship JackMack/Tzetze
<Crake> Eh, I told a little old lady that if she asked for more cream cheese on her bagel she would look like a bukkake starlet after her first bite.
* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football <Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA. <kingCrackers> General ruffianism! <Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____< * Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone <Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please * Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there <Fiora> *phew* <kingCrackers> Ow. <Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are * Nitya reaches endzone! <Fiora> I am not a football ;_; <Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\ <Fiora> I'm not THAT small! <Nitya> YEAH-HOO! * Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration! <Buttercupistiny> D: * Fiora dies <Glowsquid> spousal abuse! <Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_; <Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~! <Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl <Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then <Fiora> um I'm fiora <Nitya> what's a fiora <Fiora> me <Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!
<Kanade> they do say birds of the same feather fuck together <Kanade> *flock <Kanade> I MEANT TO SAY FLOCK <Kanade> I TOTALLY MEANT TO SAY FLOCK <Kanade> SERIOUSLY <Kanade> oh god damn it