<Jackerel> Oh, Tibs, how's the flooding? <Tibetanfox> I'm in Victoria, so I'm fine. <Tibetanfox> As for Queensland, it's fucked. 75% of it is underwater now. <Tibetanfox> Including the capital fucking city. <Tibetanfox> Shit be fucked. <Jackerel> Flash floods and shit *** Blackthorne quit (Read error: No route to host) <T-Cat> Yeah, see? <T-Cat> There goes Blackthorne.
<IllFlower> No, I'm just saying, Danbooru has about Avogadro's number breast tags for a reason. <Barcodrawing> 1boob 2boobs multiple_boobs boobs_only <RocketDude> all_the_boobs? <Barcodrawing> we can't ever assume that all boobs are contained within one picture. <RocketDude> Unless it was a fractal boob or something. <IllFlower> That sounds excruciatingly painful. <IllFlower> I don't want to think about breasts with a technically infinite surface area. <Nitya> gabriel's horn boobs <Nitya> think about it <IllFlower> Madonna, eat your heart out?
<ColorPrinter> "The Water Buffalo Cow gores The Minotaur in the head with her right horn, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!" <ColorPrinter> I don't even <ColorPrinter> A minotaur just got its ass handed to it by a few humans (i have no idea where they came from), and my livestock.
<Noimporta> OK, now that I know Bin Laden's death, there's no reason for me to stay alive... <Noimporta> Awake, I mean, awake. <Noimporta> So later.
<Haruspex> It may be a unit of measure, but it's also a literal flower. <Haruspex> Figuratively speaking.
<JuanCarlos> why do is it that whenever i decide to check this channel, i always return to dildoes or mackerel being all creepy towards Cultist
<BrazilianNight> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7237451453430573504&ei=BnfASZbuFY3m-AHnkpzQAQ&q=counterstrike+helicopter <Omnipresence> URL: [video.google.com] moNstrous: Counter-Strike gone BAD. <n> counter-terrorists gone wild! uncensored! <n> barely legal interrogation tactics
<Iverum> You know. I bet aliens would watch porn and laugh their non-anthrocentric asses off. <Iverum> «Is he rubbing his reproductive organs on her face? Why would you do that? It's terribly inefficient for reproduction. No wonder this species can't get past the moon.» <Barcode> you think aliens wouldn't horribly abuse their reproductive organs? <MisterJuantastic> Our civilization will be known across the universe as one where being a plumber means being a three legged handsome thirty year old <ponicalica> I thought being a plumber meant jumping on turtles <MisterJuantastic> well, games lied to you. Porn's preaching the truth, brutha
<PorrimMaryam> DO YOU PET THEM NITYA <PorrimMaryam> do you <PorrimMaryam> chickens are cute <3 <Puffin> don't go petting folks' chickens, Aon :| <RocketDude> "Choking the chicken," am-ee-ree-tee <Cosman246> what's this about? <RocketDude> Nitya's chickens have gotten loose and Aon likes to pet their wattles. <jseblan> is that a double-entendre <PorrimMaryam> No it's not! <RocketDude> Maybe. *Sniff* Maybe. <PorrimMaryam> I'm not always a slut <PorrimMaryam> Just <PorrimMaryam> most of the time <RocketDude> Plus, that would imply that Nitya has multiple penii, but given how he is about penii to blamspam... <jseblan> that conversation is going the wrong way <Nitya> PorrimMaryam: They run away from me.
<Nitya> keep in mind I'm the kind of guy who has whole books on how fly eyes work <saladofstones> you are the kind of guy I'd go to pubs with nitya <Nitya> damn straight <saladofstones> my dad has four rooms of our house filled with books <Nitya> go to pubs and yell about cow shit <saladofstones> and how eyes work <saladofstones> fly eyes <Nitya> how cow shit eyes work <saladofstones> we'll get all the women and men <saladofstones> we'd become gods <Nitya> an unstoppable team <saladofstones> imagine if we all died and this is the only reference the future has for our times <saladofstones> imagine that