Room 208

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#1070

Rated 78 by 14 users
<jseblandTheftAuto> "don't choke on the bone fragments" b- but- it's a salad
<Generality> Salads can have bones.
<saladofstones> I should know

#1204

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Fiora> earlier today I was at the ralph's (kroger) and was in the frozen foods aisle
<Fiora> and there was literally a rack of godiva chocolates placed in front of the Lean Cuisine
<Fiora> they're horrible people

#449

Rated 65 by 12 users
<aquatic_glowsquid> Chagen wants to shove frozen marshmallows up his ass.
<aquatic_glowsquid> and uh I must go

#1156

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Charlagrandma> Hello jseblan
<jseblan> are the cookies moist, Charlagrandma
<Charlagrandma> I'M MOIST
<jseblan> :|
* jseblan adds the previous question to the "Things I Regret Doing" list
* Charlagrandma cackles maniacally

#575

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Noimporta> OK, now that I know Bin Laden's death, there's no reason for me to stay alive...
<Noimporta> Awake, I mean, awake.
<Noimporta> So later.

#906

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Puffin> hah, my mom's coworker thinks I'm a guy
<General_Barcode> it does that to escape predators

#334

Rated 60 by 14 users
<TParadox> :explode
*** Jack quit (Quit: Jack's computer exploded!!)

#438

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.

#388

Rated 21 by 3 users
<GoggleFox> If fanfiction.net were a drink, it would be one of those horrible fruity martinis with tons of vermouth as a base, two entire lemons' worth of wedges around the rim (no sugar rim) and a purple umbrella stuck through one of them.

#42

Rated 40 by 10 users
<Queelez> {{How to abuse TropeBot}}
<TropeBot> Trope HowToAbuseTropebot doesn't exist. Closest match: Troper IRC Channel http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TroperIRCChannel