<JackMackerel>  >_>_>_>_>_>
  <ponicalica>  >_>    <_<
  <ponicalica>  >_>   <_<
  <ponicalica>  >_>  <_<
  <ponicalica>  >_> <_<
  <ponicalica>  >_><_<
  <ponicalica>  *KABOOM*

<zeroplusalpha> yes, but I think that's the joke. There aren't any "hyperbass flautists", so looking for a student is somewhat counterproductive.
<SpruceZeus> i read "flatulists"
<SpruceZeus> >_<
<zeroplusalpha> Hyperbass flatulists would be awesome. And not really sound all that different.
<Nitya> ._.
<KatawaSolstace> .____________.

<JBridge> Incidentally, what would you say is the best UI for Linux these days?
<Nitya> buying a mac

<ponicalica> @g ゆで卵
<Omnipresence> http://oshiete.goo.ne.jp/qa/1886830.html — ゆで卵の作り方 - 料理レシピ - 教えて！goo
<ponicalica> @g okay yeah why was I expecting anything from that
<Omnipresence> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/quotes — Dumb & Dumber (1994) - Quotes - IMDb
<ponicalica> ................................
<ponicalica> very rude, omni

[discussing Miley Cyrus]
<Nitya> didn't she die, i thought she died
<taelor> Miley Cyrus? no, she's alive and twerking, last I heard.
<taelor> I'm curious? how did you think Cyrus died?
<Nitya> i just assume celebrities are dead

<IllFlower> RocketDude: The way you said "Filipino dad" makes me think now that you have an array of dads of different ethnicities lined up. It's an amusing mental image

* Haven crashes in through a window
<Haven> Ahoy!
<sgrunt> Haven, where did you learn to make a stealthy entrance?
<Haven> From L, of course

<Buttercupistiny> DOODLEBUG
<Buttercupistiny> I FINISH SCHOOL ON THE SIXTH
<Haven|SerendipityGospels> School story, bro

<IllFlower> Were we just all simultaneously in the shower?
<IllFlower> Freaky.
<Barcodrawing> Great. Now we're going to have to name this The Shower Incident.
<Rig> Let's not.

<IllFlower> "iOS developer Kaleb Butt noticed yet another feature" // must not make this guy the butt of a joke... must...