#250
<ponicalica> that's because you and 0+α haven't been here much :P <Ritsu> i have been here <Ritsu> i'm just busty <Ritsu> *busy <Ritsu> ... <Ritsu> WAT
<ponicalica> that's because you and 0+α haven't been here much :P <Ritsu> i have been here <Ritsu> i'm just busty <Ritsu> *busy <Ritsu> ... <Ritsu> WAT
<Tibbles> Picking all this Tundra Cotton makes me glad I'm not playing a Redguard.
* Iverum reads Barcodes origin story and imagines the old meaning of dork. <Nitya> Penis? <Iverum> Penis. <Barcode> I don't think anyone's penis has enough mass to break through even a window screen at thrown velocities <Iverum> You've never seen mine. <Barcode> also that would be tremendously bloody and great, mental images <Nitya> Just get a bundle of penises, tied together. <Nitya> Nobody said it was a human penis, anyway. <JBridge> Penile defenestration. <JBridge> Never thought I'd say that. <Barcode> yes, well, you tell me how a canadian gets a hold of an elephant cock <Nitya> Expertly?
* IllFlower hugs Mio-chan before throwing her out of the nearest window at high initial velocity: "fly, moe, fly!" * Mio-chan squeals.
<Yubiseiharukana> miijhal is too busy playing... what was it... it involved vaginas <Yubiseiharukana> Gundam. Right.
<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like? <Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help. <Barcodrawing> what
<zeroplusalpha> "Let x denote the lack of understanding demonstrated by zpa. Let y be the function of discussion by IRC. Deriving t = time from (x1, y1), how long will it take before zpa watches some moe anime instead?
<Solstace> Tzetze and I are so over. That doesn't stop the shippers, though. <Juan> sure you are, little buddy <Arha> Solstace: I hope the breakup involved breaking his kneecaps <Solstace> Arha: Have I ever mentioned that you're awesome, and so much better than IllFlower and Juan? <Juan> geez, don't go for the rebound in front of us <IllFlower> Seriously, that's a little disgusting. Surely you can be a little more considerate of Tzetze's feelings. Or just not-desperate in general.
<Nitya> blamspam: you gonna pop up every time I mention penises? <blamspam> nooo <Nitya> you continue to deny the penis mojo <blamspam> It's late enough that penises are officially the funniest thing ever <blamspam> I'm laughing just thinking about it <blamspam> oogly noogly penises <blamspam> what would you do if your penis had a dolphin face on the end? [Later...] <Nitya> blamspam is very sensitive about her extreme penis girth
<Barcodrawing> are they flammable? is there that much farts in a human body