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#769

Rated 44 by 3 users
<ColorPrinter> "The Water Buffalo Cow gores The Minotaur in the head with her right horn, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!"
<ColorPrinter> I don't even
<ColorPrinter> A minotaur just got its ass handed to it by a few humans (i have no idea where they came from), and my livestock.

#98

Rated 35 by 9 users
<SpruceZeus> today i put.......... JELLY on this hot god

#876

Rated 38 by 5 users
<jseblan> wait, Champions Online uses procedural generation?
<Nitya> tons of stuff does
<Nitya> it's the new sexy
<jseblan> kind of old for a new sexy
<Nitya> everything new and sexy in computer science is actually like forty years old.
<RocketDude> So, is the actually new stuff even sexier, or is it like wine where the sexiness increases with age and why am I putting so much thought into this

#1055

Rated 49 by 7 users
<IllFlower> well, it's still better than the dream I had about rotting genitalia.

#853

Rated 57 by 5 users
<blamspam> .decide die chicken biscuit cracker & cheez wiz laden death|skip cheez wiz
<feepbot> blamspam: die chicken biscuit cracker & cheez wiz laden death
<Barcode[PATV]> but...what is a cheeze wiz bin laden death
<Barcode[PATV]> or a die chicken biscuit cracker
<Barcode[PATV]> /why are all your snacks about the loss of life/
<blamspam> I wasn't talking about bin Laden! And these things are bad for you, you know that?

#567

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Zudak> Does it do that automatically based on IP?
<feep> yes
<Nitya> yes.
<Zudak> ...is there an echo in here?
<Arha> No
<Nitya> MOLECULAR STEEL

#1291

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> writing fortran while not owning a slide rule is a syntax error

#459

Rated 49 by 7 users
*** Nyktos has joined #yackfest
<Nyktos> actually, on second thought, I'd rather sleep tonight
*** Nyktos has quit (Quit: Client Exited)

#1219

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Nitya> also i know a decent amount of physics and i'm pretty sure that learning physics is no guarantee that you're going to know physics
* Charlatan aims the LHC at Nitya
<Nitya> for example, the LHC is several kilometers across, and also a circle
<Nitya> hard to aim

#79

Rated 62 by 11 users
<TheCharlinaut> Figures.
<TheCharlinaut> Heaven has angels playing trumpets.
<TheCharlinaut> Hell has...Vuvuzelas.