[discussing China Mieville] <bogo_lode> i'm thinking more about his books <bogo_lode> they essentially all have the protags win <bogo_lode> but in a way that is horrible and despair inducing <Barcode> and lo, the protagonists won so hard they became the villains and lost to themselves <bogo_lode> that kinda happens in the squid one
<Myrdradek> So something I've learned from philosophy and marxist twitter <Myrdradek> Is that whenever people start using the words "concrete" and "material" they are about to throw a fuckton of abstraction at you
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> oh wonderful, I knocked the ethernet cable loose again <Barcodrawing[Kitting]> this cable is awful. <RocketDude> Dang <RocketDude> Wait, how are you still talking to us <Barcodrawing[Kitting]> RocketDude: computers akimbo <RocketDude> Okay, I'm laughing at the image of a Neo clone spinning computer towers on his fingers <Barcodrawing[Kitting]> click *spinGRINGRINDGRINDINGNOISE* both towers now have broken hard drives
<discordant> My coworker and I were talking about how naive the parents were during orientation. <Komeiji_Koishi> @ship tsukasa/his coworker <Omnipresence> Komeiji_Koishi: Ship request successful! <3 <Komeiji_Koishi> Where do you work at now, Tsu? <discordant> ... <Solstace> ... <Solstace> That isn't Tzetze. <Object> :/ <discordant> I am not Tzetze. <Object> I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN <Solstace> You fail forever, Komeiji_Koishi. <Solstace> FOR FUCKING EVER <Komeiji_Koishi> What <Komeiji_Koishi> :< <Komeiji_Koishi> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * Komeiji_Koishi dies <discordant> You... <discordant> You deserve death. <Object> Even my stalker forgets who I am <Puffin> Quick, Komeji, ship someone else <Komeiji_Koishi> Object: Can I make up for it with pity rape <Puffin> Salvage what pride you still can <TOKAM> Fun fact: "/msg Omnipresence @trace" is your friend. <Solstace> @ship Komeiji_Koishi/ETERNAL FAILURE <Omnipresence> Solstace: Ship request successful! <3 <discordant> Or /whois <Komeiji_Koishi> :< * Komeiji_Koishi stabs the fuck out of Solstace. <discordant> *parents * Solstace lets out one last laugh before collapsing into dust. *** Solstace quit (Quit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) * Komeiji_Koishi curls up in corner <discordant> .seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor <feepbot> discordant: I have not seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor in this channel!
<IllFlower> If you can't drink yourself into diabetic obesity with self-service soft drinks, you're clearly not at a real fast food joint.
<JBridge> Blendingcode: Say, do you happen to have a 3D model of the human muscle structure? <JBridge> That is, a model of the naked human body. <JBridge> But without the skin. <JBridge> I need it for something. <JBridge> Yes, something. <Blendingcode> You will never be able to justify what you just said.
<Nitya> Rig: you should tell me my ideas suck. <Rig> Some of your ideas are of questionable fellate status.
<Lin_Chong> That guy has hornet butts on his arms <Lin_Chong> He can literally sting like a bee <Lin_Chong> That's hype
<DograMagra> Actually I looked through the "tzetze" tag a few days ago and was like "wait where did thsese come from" <IllFlower> You're half the reason we have user tags in the QDB, the other half is Mapi.
<Barcode> «In a mission kept secret until after delivery, the pieces [(some stone artifacts)] were collected by the British Museum and brought back to Afghanistan by UK forces in July.» in marginally lighter news <Saladofstones> I can imagine a call of duty mission based on <Saladofstones> SOAP GO RETRIEVE THAT PRICESS ARTIFACT <Alkthash> RAMIREZ! EXPLAIN THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE ROCKS! <Barcode> hold x to explain <Saladofstones> Oh god <Saladofstones> a quickk time event to explain the significance <Saladofstones> if you fail the artifact just explodes, killing everyone <Barcode> What if the screen just went blurry, with "Factual inaccuracy will not be tolerated!"?