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<Joel> Chickens? <Fifthman> Choice I liked best -_- <Joel> Ah. <Joel> Chickens aren't haphazard, though. <buttercupistiny> do YOU run around after we chop off your head, joel? <Joel> Yes. <buttercupistiny> Well, fuck
<Joel> Chickens? <Fifthman> Choice I liked best -_- <Joel> Ah. <Joel> Chickens aren't haphazard, though. <buttercupistiny> do YOU run around after we chop off your head, joel? <Joel> Yes. <buttercupistiny> Well, fuck
<Lin_Chong> I should probably watch that TV show where that guy fucks that pig
<YuleSequitur> You know what's stupid? <YuleSequitur> Right-wingers seem to actually be genuinely outraged and surprised that teacher's assemblies are incredibly left-wing. <YuleSequitur> What the fuck do you expect? You put a bunch of overeducated, underpaid public-sector workers together in a room, you should be thankful they don't decide to take up arms and overthrow the government. <Kaliayev> especially when the last 6 months has seen a concerted attack on teachers from those very same right wing sources. then again, they were the people who brought us "we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?", so, you know... <YuleSequitur> That should be added before any mention of the GOP primary debates: "From the people who brought you 'we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?' it's the GOP PRIMARY DEBATES! Chapter 17!"
<Lin_Chong> What is best in life? <Rig> Fat blunts.
<Arha> I think most of us would agree that I'm more of an evil overlord than you <JBridge> Really? <JBridge> Try this. <JBridge> Type .rr six times. <JBridge> If you live, you're eviler than me. <Arha> Evil overlords do not follow commands <JBridge> DO IT FAGGOT <Arha> .rr <feepbot> Arha: Click. <Arha> hm <Arha> .rr <feepbot> Arha: Click. <Arha> hmmm <Arha> doesn't seem to be working <JBridge> Four more times. <Arha> .rr <Arha> .rr <Arha> .rr <Arha> .rr <Solstace> lol arha. <JBridge> What'd he do? <Jack> Win. <Jack> Since he's the evilest. <JBridge> Fine. <JBridge> .rr <feepbot> JBridge: Boom! You're dead. <feepbot> JBridge: The gun has been reloaded. <JBridge> GOD <JBridge> FUCKING <JBridge> DAMMIT * Jack claps <Arha> Ahem. <Arha> Thank you, thank you <JBridge> ...I have nothing to say to you. <Arha> Of course. You're not to speak until spoken to, slave
<Charlatan> I fucking hate ice. <Charlatan> I fucking hate how it's everywhere in this town. <Charlatan> I hate nearly slipping and busting my ass approx. twice a day if not more. <Charlatan> I hate that there is an especially icy patch of ice in the driveway outside my dorm which even covers the sidewalk. <Charlatan> I hate ice freezing and then melting and then freezing again in a different spot that throws me off. <IllFlower> You should buy a flamethrower and become a badass over-the-top video game protagonist. <Charlatan> A berserker-packing man-and-a-half? <IllFlower> "HELL HAS FROZEN OVER, AND ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE SURE IT BURNS AGAIN."
<BonSequitur> So, so much sympathy for Santorum. <BonSequitur> Really. I am literally gushing sympathy for the poor, poor man. <CTrombley> Are you politically conservative, Bonne? <BonSequitur> No, I'm sarcastic. <CTrombley> A very common political conviction.
<StarGirl00>
Stranger: hi asl
You: (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there
Stranger: haha fag!
Stranger: the world hates people like you
You: For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
Stranger: die
You: It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
[Your conversational partner has disconnected.]
<Rig> I go back to work tomorrow. Actually excited about that. Should be getting new projects and junk. <Nitya> at the school thing? <Nitya> school... uh... whatever you did. <Rig> Emerging Media and Technology Department or whatever the fuck we call it to make it sound more impressive. <Barcode[spriting]> software engineering engineering solutions engineering dynamic. <Rig> + Design <Rig> That last bit is in Helvetica Neue.
<RocketDude> How often is Omni updated, anyways? <Cultist> Lately IllFlower's been putting it off due to being busy or being lazy or secretely a pile of pancakes or something <RocketDude> Secret pancake man! Secret pancake man! Giving you a napkin, and taking away your name!