<AlisaBannings> This fucking feeling in my throat....WHO INVENTED ILLNESS!?! <Lin_Chong> That would be Malaratron. <Lin_Chong> Metatron's kid brother. <Lin_Chong> Everybody told him that nepotism was a baaaaaaaaaaaaad idea, but did he listen? Nooooooooooooo.
<zeroplusalpha> Nanoha Gun: Top Fate is a hilariously awesome cocktail of moechismo and homoerotic subtext.
<n> http://sharkswithanimeeyes.tumblr.com/ uh. <ColorPrinter> sounds about right <reyendo> so cute. <JackMackerel> I'm fucking having heart attacks <HederaHelix> That tumblr scares me. <ColorPrinter> sharks are so fucking tsundere <ColorPrinter> the uguu~ terror of the ocean
<MilesDroid> there are only so many explanations on how you got a shampoo bottle rammed in your asshole, so most people are straight forward
<Nitya> IllFlower, I.... I have something to confess. Ever since I first saw your shimmering Monospace on my screen, I've had... urges. You're just so beautiful. I want to shuck those twin l's with my slithering man-meat.
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> oh wonderful, I knocked the ethernet cable loose again <Barcodrawing[Kitting]> this cable is awful. <RocketDude> Dang <RocketDude> Wait, how are you still talking to us <Barcodrawing[Kitting]> RocketDude: computers akimbo <RocketDude> Okay, I'm laughing at the image of a Neo clone spinning computer towers on his fingers <Barcodrawing[Kitting]> click *spinGRINGRINDGRINDINGNOISE* both towers now have broken hard drives
<IllFlower> Let me put it to you this way. TV Tropes is what you get after you put gender, biological sex, sexuality, and all types of romance into a blender, set it to "liquefy", and then chuck the blender out of the window because this is a terrible analogy.
<Barcode> I will admit I don't know why I bothered pursuing this line of thought but I have no idea why you guys are pretending that you can't bring a knife anywhere near your body without spontaneously amputating all of your limbs.
<Mister_Always> TACO, I WANT TO COVER YOU IN OLIVE OIL AND SLATHER YOU WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES, THEN HUMP YOU LIKE A RABID CAMEL.
<Motoko> It's the hidden downside of being a magical girl. After staying up all night fighting evil, you have to rely on... um, *other* kinds of fairy dust just to stay awake during the day.