Room 208

Quote database

#664

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Nova> I was bored and I was like "You know what'd be fun? Making a forum."
<Nova> Then I was like, fuck, how do I make a forum?
<Nova> And Ponicalica was all like, ask Iverum, gal
<Nova> So I was like, yo, Iverum, wanna slap me up a forum?
<Nova> And he was all like, yah, mate
<Arha-away> and then suddenly you were pregnant

#1086

Rated 68 by 8 users
<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.

#826

Rated 21 by 1 user
<Alkthash> Not the waffle cone shape, the pictures of women looking at you while you pee.

#1177

Rated 72 by 10 users
<ponicalica> I remember when I first saw "asl" and though it was something like dsl
<Xeniera> analog subscriber line
<Xeniera> internet in a steampunk world
<Xeniera> packets sent via clockwork
<Xeniera> incredibly high latencies

#44

Rated 40 by 10 users
<TParadox> It sounds like something {{Setzer and Friedberg}} would do.
<TropeBot> Trope SetzerAndFriedberg doesn't exist. Closest match: ITT we are all online trolls.  - TV Tropes Forum http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=iqx9hlxqcd3mwrc1gjuqltqy&page=4

#994

Rated 65 by 21 users
<Tibetanfox> I mean, my car is old enough that if it were a girl I could legally and consensually fuck her.
<Tibetanfox> Goddamn. That is the worst analogy I have made in this channel.
<Tibetanfox> Ever.

#260

Rated 52 by 14 users
<Solstace> StarGirl00: You are extremely talkative tonight. Did someone die?

#400

Rated 65 by 7 users
<[DOA]> It's not like everybody has only one incarnation at any time. I mean, you're never going to meet several billion people, there's plenty of leeway
<JackerelMack> I'm an elf.
<JackerelMack> WHo was a vampire.
<JackerelMack> Then got turned into a dragon.
<JackerelMack> Who totally was in Bleach.
<JackerelMack> No one understands me.
<[DOA]> Don't mock my spirituality man :(

#1154

Rated 68 by 8 users
<IllFlower> "brain.visual_memory.as_image_buffer(format: 'png')"
<IllFlower> I don't know why my brain's interface is in Ruby.
<Barcodrawing> because then you can say you've gone off the rails.

#419

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Kirino> you know, with the way people are bitching about IJBM
<Kirino> it's like they don't visit any other part of the internet
<Kirino> ...oh wait.