<Solstace> We've been through this, I thought. Lou is sane in his own bizarre and twisted way. I'm a future serial killer :P

<QSakugarne> and ~ is often used to represent ejaculate from ASCII penises
<ponicalica> more importantly, ~ represents an Eldritch Abomination
<Electivirus> So... Zalgo cums?

<IllFlower> With the number of people who just enjoy messing with some heads, I've just taken to flipping a coin every time I need to use a gender pronoun.
<IllFlower> I might need to switch to a six-sided die at some point, since the field of options seems to have widened.

<GuitarBizarre> I'm now imagining a gigantic penis plane, carpet bombing a fat italian man's vagina with exploding semen.
<GuitarBizarre> Thankyou internet.

<zeroplusalpha> Well I think so far the crown in gratuitous serialisation is still FF. We're at what, XV now?
<zeroplusalpha> Pretty soon they're going to have to start using hexadecimal, in which case I eagerly await FFFF, the 255th iteration.

<Nitya> FutaServ shouts: "LOOK, IS THAT A DEMONIC DUCK OF SOME SORT?" *runs off without giving out any futa* You have a total  of 263 futas. <-- this is what I was referring to btw
<ponicalica> >FutaServ
<Barchomework> that is screwrd.
<ponicalica> fucking rizon
<Barchomework> look, I can't even type anymore
<Barchomework> I type worse*?
<Nitya> screwed + scary?
<Barchomework> all of my es have bn scard away.
<Barchomework> most of thm, anyway
<Solstace> Rizon is a scary place.
<Nitya> I'm only there for the drugs I mean anime.
<Barchomework> soon you'll be bragging to us about how you manage to fit all of those futas into a briefcase

<Jiejie> I thought the .note system existed in order to emulate a terrible postal system?  You know, like stories about getting letters forty years after they were sent

<Rig> How do I convince someone to stop doing terrible things?
<Juan> I normally recommend murder
<Rig> Well, they're my boss.
<Rig> And I don't think promotion works that way here.
<IllFlower> Find a way to connect the consequences of said terrible thing to the literal end of the world.
<Rig> Reinventing HTTP error codes?
<IllFlower> "If it takes too much effort to use our API, nobody will use it and we'll all die starving and alone in the streets."
<Rig> "Yeah, well, that's why you're all required to use it for our in-house projects."
<IllFlower> "We'll lose tons of productivity, your manager will find out, and you'll die starving and alone in the streets."
<Rig> He is the manager. ;-; There is only one person above him.
<IllFlower> I'd keep hammering in the part where he inevitably dies starving and alone in the streets.

<GMH> oh
<GMH> i know what mindvirus to use as an audio avatar
<GMH> Cirno's perfect math class
<GMH> and yay at being protected from it due to my currently listening to something else
<JBridge> ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU...
<JBridge> AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU...
<JBridge> AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE.
<GMH> OH GAWD
<GMH> HOW DARE YOU SIC THAT SONG ON ME
<GMH> IN REVENGE I SHALL ASK YOU
<GMH> DOES YOUR MILKSHAKE BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD?

<BonSequitur> Sorry.
<BonSequitur> Sometimes the evil gets the better of me.
<BonSequitur> I've been working on it. I hardly ever wake up with a dead twelve-year-old covered in blood next to me.
<BonSequitur> Anymore.