<zeroplusalpha> But look, it was Shinobi, and like, it's really REALLY hard, and I've been trying to finish it since the game's release in 2002. <Tcaolin> I could whip you or something I suppose. and if it's any consolation I've spent an unreasonable amount of time playing flash games this week <blamspam> You /would/ want to go whipping him, pervert <blamspam> ♥
* NonIndicativeHandle is now known as Pope * Scholastica is now known as Peter <Peter> I outrank you!
<Alkthash> And there are topless women on Franks. I wonder how many French teenagers have used their own currency as fap material before the coming of the Euro.
<ColorPrinter> "The Water Buffalo Cow gores The Minotaur in the head with her right horn, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!" <ColorPrinter> I don't even <ColorPrinter> A minotaur just got its ass handed to it by a few humans (i have no idea where they came from), and my livestock.
<Nitya> Is "Voyages Through Weight Space" the name of a niche porno, a high school math textbook, or what <JuanCarlos> porno math textbook <Nitya> and it's actually the name of, shockingly, a neuro paper <Nitya> the subtitle is "Network Models of an Escape Reflex in the Leech" <Nitya> which is probably not a porno but I'm not 100% on that
<IllFlower> "It's Not Like I Leaked These Documents to the Whole World Because I Like Freedom or Anything!" <Juan> "I Can't Believe My Little Leaker Is This Kawaii" <Fiora> NIST is the NSA's little sister <Fiora> there's incest going on <Fiora> NSA is the skeezy older brother <IllFlower> Things get rather skeevy when there are flashbacks to the NSA inserting a backdoor into the young Dual_EC_DRBG standard. <IllFlower> "But, but, NSA-oniichan, if I do that, they'll be able to see everything!" <IllFlower> "It's okay, Dual_EC_DRBG. I'm the only one who'll ever see it." <Section42L> the CIA is the father who's never around, except during that one episode when the NSA's origin story is explained and the father comes back to bitch at him <Juan> IllFlower's profound knowledge of incest anime is terrifying yet amusing
<Bjork> LisaMilton is Aon, right? * LisaMilton is now known as LisaIsWriting <LisaIsWriting> Quite possibly <LisaIsWriting> I could be Saturn for all you know <Bjork> LisaIsWriting: But Saturn's here... * Saturn|Digging quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds) <Bjork> ...
<Nitya> but pink is (nearly) the color of communism, comfrade! <RocketDude> @Barcode: Oh yeah, how does that zoom level config work? Like, can you still use the scroll wheel for switching weapons? <saladofstones> gay communism? <saladofstones> I wonder if you have marxist-feminist critiques <RocketDude> No, gay communism does not help with sniping. <Nitya> marxist feminism exists, sure. <ColorPrinter> I come back and the topic is gay communism <ColorPrinter> alright
<SpruceZeus> Something about the juxtaposition of those two elements <SpruceZeus> the train simulator, and the dub step <SpruceZeus> it's just inherently amusing somehow
<IllFlower> And up and down the internet, heads suddenly jumped to attention upon the announcement that a girl is acquiring glasses...