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*** Kashchei joined #yackfest <sporkaganza> Anyway it has Jon Lovitz in it so it's awesome. <sporkaganza> And Phil Hartman. Yay. *** Kashchei quit (Quit: Client Exited) <Noimporta> Wow, she sure must hate Jon Lovitz.
*** Kashchei joined #yackfest <sporkaganza> Anyway it has Jon Lovitz in it so it's awesome. <sporkaganza> And Phil Hartman. Yay. *** Kashchei quit (Quit: Client Exited) <Noimporta> Wow, she sure must hate Jon Lovitz.
<Arha> I wish Edmond was in here for five seconds so I could say 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but sometimes it's a big brown dick' <Arha> and then I would randomly afk
<Barcout> terrence wiles, the child murderer. colour: white
<Barcout> discard any card frmo your hand. add two colours to your mana pool. more stuff that makes no sense but is indistiguishable from real magic talk to outsiders
<Juan> Not sure if I'd play that
<Juan> and it actually makes sense, man
<Juan> In fact, IIRC, that's an infamous {{game breaker}}
<Barcout> So dumb. I literally just said words
<Juan> Well, that's what we all do here. :P
<AliceTensei> And then Amazon took over the world by amassing an arsenal of nuclear warheads. <jseblan> if that includes free shipping for everyone I'm in
<Miijhal> http://i.imgur.com/OOVIE.jpg vegeta what are you doing <Miijhal> that is not proper attire for a school teacher <Juan|TheWire> also why would you be in super saiyan mode while going for seductive school teacher <Juan|TheWire> shit don't make sense <Miijhal> it's to grade papers faster than the eye can see <Miijhal> he just chills out in the teacher's lounge warping all over the place while graded papers fall around him <Miijhal> until he encounters that one kids essay <Miijhal> he scribbles as fast as he can, summoning up a huge dust cloud <Miijhal> but when it fades away the paper is totally unphased <Miijhal> because it's not an essay at all but a scantron <Juan|TheWire> You seem to have given this a frightful amount of thought.
<IllFlower> >tsuncode <Barcode> it's not like i'm saying "it's not like I like her or anything" or anything. <IllFlower> Dude, you just embedded an "it's not like" sentence inside another "it's not like" sentence. <IllFlower> That's, like, critical tsundere.
<Nitya> this encoding has "false" as the thing that returns its first argument. >:/ <ponicalica> Nitya: lambda calculus? <Nitya> ski, but yeah. <ponicalica> tribes: functional programming
<Miijhal> Even a master martial artist like Jackie Chan can't always pull out fast enough
<Zudak> blamspam: I literally didn't know it was Easter until Sunshine Werewolf said something about chocolate rabbits <blamspam> You GODLESS HEATHEN! * blamspam sends you a delicious chocolate Jesus <Rotty> Take, eat. This is his body.
<Kashchei> the clitoris? <Noimporta> And what would that be?