<zeroplusalpha> I must have gained at least 3 pounds in the last week. >_<
<zeroplusalpha> I have been doing nothing but eat and drink (like, really heavily) in last two days alone.
<zeroplusalpha> Put it this way: remember the karaoke party I was supposed to go to on Friday evening?
<zeroplusalpha> I eventually ended up belting out a Linkin Park number.
<zeroplusalpha> There was /quite/ a bit of alcohol going on there.
<zeroplusalpha> It was one of my less-controlled moments, shall we say. >_<
<SpruceZeus> these wounds they will not heal

<BonSequitur> Oh, no.
<BonSequitur> I'm taking a sidestep into bat country.
<BonSequitur> COCKBAT country.

<JackMackerel> @Solstace - Uh, I dunno your facebook.
<JackMackerel> ;_;
<Solstace> JackMackerel: Let's keep it that way >.>

<Nitya> Python is like C++ except without the self-harm

<Suke|Kitty> SUKE WINDS ROUND 1
<Zakdos> it's WINS, not WINDS
<Suke|Kitty> ...
<Suke|Kitty> Shut up ;-;
<GuitarBizarre> no
<GuitarBizarre> its winds
<GuitarBizarre> since he.
* GuitarBizarre sunglasses
<GuitarBizarre> Blew it.
<Zakdos> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
<Zakdos> *The Who*

<Puffin> this is why America has fallen. we're all too good to poop in holes in the backyard.

<Logopolis> SPEAKST THOU OF HORRIFIC FANFICTION?
<GuitarBizarre> no
<GuitarBizarre> just DLC's mind.
<Logopolis> Good.
<Logopolis> That shit's okay as long as nobody ever writes it down.
<GuitarBizarre> though arguably DLC lives her life on the basis that she's living her own personal...fan...fiction...
<GuitarBizarre> OH DEAR GOD
<Arha> ...
<Logopolis> Holy shit.
<Arha> She's a self insert character
<Arha> in her OWN LIFE
<GuitarBizarre> WHAT THE FUCK
<Logopolis> HOW?
<GuitarBizarre> ARRRRRRRRRRRGH
<Logopolis> She's a REAL Purity Sue.
* Logopolis arms for battle
<GuitarBizarre> PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH
<GuitarBizarre> *NOW*
*** Logopolis is now known as Ordhgard
<Arha> I... bottle
<Ordhgard> FEAR! FIRE! FOES!
<Arha> I don't drink but I need to drink this thought away
<Arha> make it stoooop

<Barcode> also i have no idea what the tech trees are
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> wait it added tech trees?
<ponicalica> C&C's always had a tech hierarchy.
<ponicalica> you have to build a refinery before you build a war factory before you build a tech center, etc.
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> true but it was less of a tree 
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> since it was pretty much "build x to get y"
<Nitya> the tech vine
<Barcode> tech pole.
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> tech southern family tree

<Electivirus> 8XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD - Emoticon
<Saturn> Is that an Accordion Penis?

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<sporkaganza> Nobody uses proxies.
<sporkaganza> Lol at people named nobody where you can make weird grammar/semantics jokes
<sporkaganza> Nobody is a very interesting person.
<sporkaganza> Nobody cares about today's issues.
<Nobody> Nobody cares about YOU!
<sporkaganza> Nobody listens to what you have to say.
<sporkaganza> Nobody helps you when you're down.
<Barcode> Nobody's just that great of a guy.
<sporkaganza> Nobody is a true friend to you.
<cts> Nobody wants to give you up?.3
<GMH> Nobody plans to let you down.
<sporkaganza> Nobody's gonna run around and desert you.
<Nobody> Nobody's gonna make you cry
<Nobody> Nobody's gonna tell a lie and hurt you