Room 208

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#812

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Iverum> Jackerel and Tze's child would talk about raping the incompleteness theorem.
<Iron> Fun
<Korenizer> That is not hot at all! :(
<Iverum> No one would ever finish.
<Korenizer> ...
<Iverum> I'm sorry.
<JackMackerel> Korenizer: To you, it isn't. >:|
<Korenizer> yeah, don't sternface me for not finding my own rapist child sexually appealing, sirrah.
<JackMackerel> >:C then
<Alicia> Dat's messed up.
<Iverum> You two are so adorable.
<Iverum> Of course, your psychopathic rape baby isn't.
<Korenizer> that is not what "adorable" means
<Alicia> Hahaha.
<Iverum> @define adorable
<Omnipresence> Iverum: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: adorable  (English word) | definition — Result: adjective | lovable especially in a childlike or naive way
<JackMackerel> It's moe in Japan!
<Iverum> Yeah, lovable in a naive way.
<Iverum> That works.

#1020

Rated 47 by 12 users
<n> i wish i was the human fungus

#897

Rated 77 by 13 users
<divert_time> Death is the everyday girl everyone wants to see when they die. Of course she gets boring if you have too much of her
<Haven> But people are just dying to see her
<Juan> I never could have dreamed of you making such an awful pun, Haven. Although I think you were destined to do it
<Haven> As if you didn't desire it.
<Juan> I am in the deppest despair at the thought
<SpruceZeus> jesus christ enough puns, i'm getting delirious here
<Juan> they are the endless puns

#1260

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Nitya> "they felt despair, followed by an inexplicable craving for meat, then despair, then more meat"
<zeroplusalpha> That's any Brit after a Friday night bender.

#383

Rated 62 by 15 users
<IllFlower> Hi GoggleFox. Hi box. Hi socks. Hi incoming lawsuit from Dr. Seuss' estate.

#1088

Rated 62 by 11 users
<jseblan> imagines using an Xbox's case to build a PC
<Teemo> So you can RROD while you BSOD?

#39

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Buttercupistiny> My bible has pretty little Precious Moments insets
<Buttercupistiny> Because I am a GIRL
<Buttercupistiny> And girl bibles need such things >_>
<TParadox> Buttercup is a Guy In Real Life? Everything I know is wrong!
<Buttercupistiny> EXACTLY
<Buttercupistiny> My boobs and girly bits are A GIGANTIC LIE

#679

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Pyroninja42> He can cover his tracks well, that's for sure.
<Pyroninja42> It took hours for us to even realize that he's still here.

#288

Rated 70 by 15 users
<Alkthash> Stupid return key.
<Alkthash> Its trying to betray me.
<Alkthash> It's like Judas and MacBeth had a baby and had the baby trained by ninjas and Max Lord.

#1288

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Alicia> I feel like I just realized how powerful underboob is