Room 208

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#1004

Rated 72 by 10 users 
<IllFlower> today on "oh, IllFlower, that ledge on the roof looks awful tempting right about now...":
<IllFlower> >"I only got one line of your message"
<IllFlower> >there's only one line *in* the message
<IllFlower> >"but what does it *mean*??!!"

#123

Rated 62 by 11 users 
<StarGirl00> I hate wasps
<StarGirl00> And bees
<StarGirl00> And anything else that can sting you
<Noimporta> Like syringes?
<StarGirl00> Yes
<StarGirl00> I am fine with the animals as long as there is a glass wall between me and them
<StarGirl00> Like at an aquarium or something
<Noimporta> Bees at an aquarium? I need to go to Canada at least once in my lifetime

#522

Rated 22 by 8 users 
<Tibetanfox> I mean, I know what gay porn is, but I don't know fuck about this new Pokemon.

#1277

Rated 56 by 9 users 
<Lin_Chong> I should probably watch that TV show where that guy fucks that pig

#780

Rated 65 by 7 users 
<TheBarcO> +ballot rigging
<rollermine> TheBarcO: The vote is on! Your choices are: rigging.

#1007

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<Haruspex> It may be a unit of measure, but it's also a literal flower.
<Haruspex> Figuratively speaking.

#338

Rated 67 by 13 users 
<Electivirus> DIE, POCKET MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
<Electivirus> Arceus: IT IS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN RELEASED FROM MY POKEBALL
<Fusionman> YOU STEAL MENS SOULS AND SHOVE THEM IN BALLS!
<Electivirus> PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL POKERELIGIONS!
<Electivirus> POKEKIND ILL NEEDS SUCH A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!!
<Electivirus> WHAT IS A POKEMON?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF DATA!
<Electivirus> BUT, ENOUGH TALK! I CHALLENGE YOU!

#273

Rated 57 by 16 users 
<GuitarBizarre> FieldsOfPorn: I love the idea that the fact I'm not overly reliant on a huge stash of digitised naked women, is somehow cause to believe I'm square.
<GuitarBizarre> The reality is, I'm too busy ballin' mad honeys to bother with porn.
<FieldsOfPorn> GuitarBizarre: Hey, I don't have a stash of naked woman. No, what makes you a square is a lack of a cache of pictures of men doing it. God.
<GuitarBizarre>  FieldsOfPorn: {{only straight male}}
<TropeBot> Trope OnlyStraightMale doesn't exist. Closest match: Even The Guys Want Him http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenTheGuysWantHim
<GuitarBizarre> I believe the tropebot link is explanation enough.

#323

Rated 57 by 16 users 
<Arha> Angry GuitarBizarre is happy GuitarBizarre
<GuitarBizarre> THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME

#370

Rated 52 by 11 users 
<Noimporta> BE A MAN.
<Noimporta> A CUDDLY, MOE INTERJECTION SPOUTING MAN.
<Noimporta> BUT A MAN NONETHELESS
<Noimporta> AND WATCH IT
<Noimporta> THEN, YOU'LL BE EVEN MORE OF A MAN
<TParadox> YOU'LL BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER