<Barcode> Penguin asked for a book recommendation, RocketDude suggested a battletech novel (?????) that had Vietnam parallels, JBridge didn't understand one of the parallels, saladofstones started talking about it because that's his job~

<SpruceZeus> wow okay i shouldn't be surprised when i poke my head in and see a discussion about quake playing bdsm gynoids, but

<Cygan> My left hand fits in you
<Cygan> why not my right
<Cygan> oh
<Cygan> it does

<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises
<qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth
<saladofstones> but
<saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this

*** GMH left the room (quit: Quit: i just caused the topics of mpreg and the electoral college to occur simultaneously.  this is enough for me to deserve a /quit.)

<Iverum> Welcome back, JackMack.
<JackMackerel> Thanks.
<Buttercupistiny> hello stabby friend
* TParadox preemptively stabs JackMackerel
<Alkthash> Hey
* JackMackerel parried the stab.
<TParadox> Your reaction time is weak. I stabbed you like half an hour ago.
<Alkthash> We're in a fighting anime. That's plenty of time to pary
<Iverum> That whole time was JackMackerel reminiscing about the time Tzetze taught him the master parry.
<Iverum> In sepia.
<JackMackerel> And then I raped him on accident.
<JuanCarlos> You can't rape people on accident.
<Iverum> JuanCarlos: Well, the ultimate parry is done with the penis.
<Alkthash> Just admit that you auto parry by using your flab to absorb bullet wounds.

[The channel is discussing Osama bin Laden's death]
<TOKAM> I feel like I have missed out on something big.

* sgrunt looks in.
<taelor> Click on the boob scarf.
<sgrunt> ...
* sgrunt looks back out.

<IllFlower> Assuming JackMackerel has common knowledge is like assuming a cow can read. ;)
<JackMackerel> standardillflowerinsult.wav
<Alkthash> Legionnaire - youmustbenewhere.jpg
<RocketDude> @yt nope.avi > Alkthash
<zeroplusalpha> thisisapparentlyanewthing.mkv

<StarGirl00> Care Bears BDSM/noncon porn.
<NoimportaReturns> 1. where do you find this stuff? 2. Why do you let us know it exists?