<Charlatan> @topic Dark Soles II - Prepare Toe Die
<Haven> bet sprucezeus’ll get a kick out of that
<Charlatan> ..........*slow clap*
<Medicine> Make all the puns you want, just be sure not to put your foot in your mouth.

<IllFlower> >tsuncode
<Barcode> it's not like i'm saying "it's not like I like her or anything" or anything.
<IllFlower> Dude, you just embedded an "it's not like" sentence inside another "it's not like" sentence.
<IllFlower> That's, like, critical tsundere.

<Nitya> "You need a passport to buy bread." "Here you go." "This passport is not valid because you are naked in the passport photo. HA HAAAA HA HAHAHA" man i hate that dream

<GMH> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MISSED IT IT ENDED AT 5 PM AND I WAS OUT THE WHOLE DAY
<GMH> WHAT AM I SPENDING FOOOOOOOOOR
<HederaHelix> You could still just buy the game.
<Nitya> steam destroys people's minds, ivy
<Nitya> it's turning gamers into stereotypical sitcom housewives, hoarding coupons and going store to store looking for "deals"
<Nitya> but all from the same store
<HederaHelix> That is a rather unsettling concept.

<feep> @seen Jack
<Omnipresence> feep: Jack was last seen 14 hours ago changing nick to Tzetzuooooo.
<feep> @seen Tzetzuooooo
<Omnipresence> feep: Tzetzuooooo was last seen 14 hours ago changing nick to Dadaist.
<feep> @seen Dadaist
<Omnipresence> feep: Dadaist was last seen 14 hours ago quitting IRC with the message Quit: leaving.
<feep> :(
<feep> @seen Nitya
<Omnipresence> feep: Nitya was last seen 10 hours ago changing nick to ChairOfIdeals.
<feep> @seen ChairOfIdeals
<Omnipresence> feep: ChairOfIdeals was last seen 9 hours ago changing nick to Lalonde.
<feep> @seen Lalonde
<Jackerel> Don't.
<Omnipresence> feep: Lalonde was last seen 5 hours ago changing nick to Vau.
<feep> ..
<feep> oh dear.
<Saigyouji> It's like a chain of Tzetzes.
<feep> @seen Vau
<Omnipresence> feep: Vau was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to Tsukasa.
<feep> @seen Tsukasa
<Omnipresence> feep: Tsukasa was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to asdfasdf.
<feep> .. oh COME ON
<JBridge> It's a Matryoshka doll of nicks.
<feep> @seen asdfasdf
<Omnipresence> feep: asdfasdf was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to AnShouji.
<feep> NITYA
<feep> I WILL MURDER YOU

<Juan> @more
<Omnipresence> Juan: Spider-Girl.
<Juan> grrr
<Myrmirond> If you really want @more, scream it out louder, if you on the floor, bring out the fire, And light it up, take it up higher, Gonna push it to the limit, give it @more. 
<RocketDude> In the midnight call, she cried "@more, @more, @more!" With a rebel yell, she cried "@more, @more, @more!"

<JackMackerel> WHEN WE HNNGH, WE HNNGH. NO CATGIRL IS SAFE. NO OTAKU SHRINE IS SACRED. WE ARE MOEWATCH! WE ARE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE! WE WILL FAP TO OUR OWN TO HOLD THE MOE LINE, IT IS THE LAST LINE TO EVER HOLD.

<Barcode[Starcraft> y'awl ohtakooze are trash
<Barcode[Starcraft> sci fi and western mecha for me
<GMH> hahahahahaha
<GMH> i thought you wrote "ohtakoozie"
<GMH> that sounds like a midwestern town
<GMH> someone needs to write about a fictional minnesota town called ohtakoozie
<GMH> populated by geeks
<IllFlower> It's like Lake Wobegon, except nobody cares.

<Tibetanfox> Hardly. I am so white I'd give Hitler a boner.

<Azusa> {{pau gasol is the best power forward in the game}}
<TropeBot> Trope PauGasolIsTheBestPowerForwardInTheGame doesn't exist. Closest match: Big No http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo
<Azusa> LIES TROPE BOT
<Azusa> LIES
<Azusa> AND FUCKING SLANDER