<StarGirl00> At least this guy got to the point
<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: female ?
    You: yes
    Stranger: would you plz rate my dick ? it would mean alot to me :/ plz be honest
   [You have disconnected.]

<Barchomework> not really, the third game just highlighted how much scary games try to keep you isolated from characters
<Glowsquid> but dude, it was written by a... NOVELIST!
<Tacklmacain> Also written by a novelist: Twilight

* Charlatan humps a lamp post
<Charlatan> Assdocks
<Charlatan> Assdocks?
<Charlatan> Assdocks!
<Charlatan> Ahohoho, I drank 2 hours earlier and it's just kicking in
<Charlatan> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<CTrombley> What did you drink, Charlatan?
<Charlatan> Some local brew named Open Pit Porter
<Charlatan> Ass
<Charlatan> Assssssssssss
<Charlatan> Ass on a stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
<CTrombley> How many did you have?
<Charlatan> A bit under half a pint
<Charlatan> Half a pint
<Charlatan> of assssssssssss
<CTrombley> I prefer beers. Last time I went to a party people did Jello Shots and they weren't able to gauge how drunk they were properly.
<Charlatan> jello ass
<Charlatan> ass shots
<Charlatan> DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW
<Charlatan> WHO THE FUCK I AM?
<Charlatan> I'M THE CHARLINAUT, BITCH
<Charlatan> I'MMA HITCHU WIT
<Charlatan> WITH
<Charlatan> WITH ASS
<jseblan> Charlinaut doesn't sound good
<jseblan> Charlanaut is better
<Charlatan> Charly and the Charlanauts
<Charlatan> I'M THE DRUNKEST GREEK MYTH
<Charlatan> I'm the drunkest Greek ass

<PragmaticArenaFighterBarcode> like, I don't even know what to do here! On one side, mechwarrior 2 hud, and what looks like am echwarrior 2 planet. On the other, she's fingering herself.

<Nitya> "comfort women" is such a shitty euphemism.
<Jack|WhoWantSomeWang> WW2 Asia is all over stupid fucking euphemisms
<Nitya> east asia co-rape sphere

<IllFlower> Solstace: I *know*, right? this entire series is just... you know all those fucks that various image macros depict people not giving? those are all the fucks I am whatting right now

<Nitya> I mean, you still don't want to turn bolts with your fingers if you have a wrench. But just keep in mind that your fingers do other things, like write, regenerate, maybe cause the occasional orgasm.
<Nitya> I guess you could do the last with a wrench?
<Nitya> Probably wouldn't recommend that.

<Tibetanfox> Charlatan: Exactly. Games should not make you jump through too many hoops to let you turn into a bear.

<Solstace> We've been through this, I thought. Lou is sane in his own bizarre and twisted way. I'm a future serial killer :P

<Puffin> also, I tried raw milk for the first time today. very tasty. go bribe a farmer and get some
<Haven> Sounds like a raw deal
<FTLIicia> That was udderly hilarious.
<Juan> what is wrong with you people
<FTLIicia> Everything.