<Nitya> fez put me in the worst possible psychological state: mad about video games. now i'm in the second worst state: has an idea for a video game

<TParadox> :explode
*** Jack quit (Quit: Jack's computer exploded!!)

<Miijhal> http://i.imgur.com/OOVIE.jpg vegeta what are you doing
<Miijhal> that is not proper attire for a school teacher
<Juan|TheWire> also why would you be in super saiyan mode while going for seductive school teacher
<Juan|TheWire> shit don't make sense
<Miijhal> it's to grade papers faster than the eye can see
<Miijhal> he just chills out in the teacher's lounge warping all over the place while graded papers fall around him
<Miijhal> until he encounters that one kids essay
<Miijhal> he scribbles as fast as he can, summoning up a huge dust cloud
<Miijhal> but when it fades away the paper is totally unphased
<Miijhal> because it's not an essay at all but a scantron
<Juan|TheWire> You seem to have given this a frightful amount of thought.

<Generality> Do I want to know what meatspace is?
<RocketDude> Term for real life.
<Puffin> enter the meat dimension! /whoosh/
<SpruceZeus> must... resist... temptation to make dirty joke
<Noimporta> The meat dimension is actually where the characters from fiction who have regeneration abilities get the extra mass from.
<RocketDude> Huh, that makes sense. It's like Hammerspace, but for COD characters.

<IllFlower> this intermixing of women's volleyball and mech conversations is providing me with some very, very strange mental images
<Adri_> QUICK somebody find Women's Volleyball Mechs!
<RocketDude> Mech Volleyball, discontinued after 187 spectators were killed in an accident at the Zanzibar Nationals

<Tibbles> Picking all this Tundra Cotton makes me glad I'm not playing a Redguard.

<HamSandwich> .seen bot abuse
<feepbot> HamSandwich: I have not seen bot abuse in this channel!

<Tsukubus> honestly, I'd prefer a job with as little human contact as possible
<AnOtherT> like a politician

[discussing Miley Cyrus]
<Nitya> didn't she die, i thought she died
<taelor> Miley Cyrus? no, she's alive and twerking, last I heard.
<taelor> I'm curious? how did you think Cyrus died?
<Nitya> i just assume celebrities are dead

<Xeniera> i'll give her credit for how prolific she is.
<Nitya> lol what a backhanded compliment
<Nitya> "well i'll give you this: there's a lot of it, whatever it is"