<Saladofstones> seems like they were worried about having a maoist revolution of some sorts <Saladofstones> there are too many isms in communism <Saladofstones> we need a new proletariat revolution and combine all the isms into one big ism <Saladofstones> we shall call it the great ism, and it shall be glorious
<Rotty> Thanks to the internet, I now confuse Chris Hansen with the Three Stooges. <Rotty> *leans into frame* Hello... hello... hello!
<VerticalPig> ... mmmmmm yes i'm a natural blue where is the ... no i don't find that all too ... my name is Kevin Xiwei and we ... mmmmmmmmfbfbfbfb <VerticalPig> ... blblblblbl tomorrow is the due date and i expect that everyone ... no i will not accept a fish ... come on please stop poking me nggh <VerticalPig> oofow ... no, sir, i don't plan to file a whiplash claim ... this ... sorry i know you like her but i don't think it's going to work out ... ackcough <JBridge> Hm. If VerticalPig is sleep-deprived... <JBridge> VerticalPig: Hey, can I be an op? <VerticalPig> ... someone's calling the cops? um okay but i'm tellin' ya, i ain't done nothin' wrong ... beef and fries i don't understand sir this is a vegan diner ... mmmffllflb <VerticalPig> oh i'm sorry joel you were looking for ... for something weren't you ... uh i slash mode ... umerbafbklj ... slash mode ... ajkfhjk *** VerticalPig sets mode -v JBridge <VerticalPig> okay i think that's right
<RocketDude> Does the needle bounce back and 3awm,D <RocketDude> X ]pw/ <RocketDude> *forth <RocketDude> My KeyScrambler is rebelling against me. :<
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<goodtimesfreegrog> I have five joints on my arms! <goodtimesfreegrog> Three of them are elbows!
<ponicalica> citizen novocaine <Lin_Chong> Citizen Abel Cain. <Nyaru-san> Citizen Kain: will drain you of your blood <Nyaru-san> Citizen Kane: LIVES <Lin_Chong> Citizen Sugarcane. <FlyingChaucer> Citizen Michael Caine <FlyingChaucer> Citizen Horatio... Caine. <FlyingChaucer> YEAAAAAHHHHH! <Lin_Chong> Citizen Rattan Cane. <Lin_Chong> He was a drill sargeant. <Nyaru-san> Citizen Kano <ponicalica> citizen cane <Lin_Chong> Citizen Candycane!
<IllFlower> "It's Not Like I Leaked These Documents to the Whole World Because I Like Freedom or Anything!" <Juan> "I Can't Believe My Little Leaker Is This Kawaii" <Fiora> NIST is the NSA's little sister <Fiora> there's incest going on <Fiora> NSA is the skeezy older brother <IllFlower> Things get rather skeevy when there are flashbacks to the NSA inserting a backdoor into the young Dual_EC_DRBG standard. <IllFlower> "But, but, NSA-oniichan, if I do that, they'll be able to see everything!" <IllFlower> "It's okay, Dual_EC_DRBG. I'm the only one who'll ever see it." <Section42L> the CIA is the father who's never around, except during that one episode when the NSA's origin story is explained and the father comes back to bitch at him <Juan> IllFlower's profound knowledge of incest anime is terrifying yet amusing
<Barcode> eX: We are mailing each other slaps of concrete, yes.
<eX> Barcode: That's pretty dense
* Nitya plays rimshot
<eX> thank you, thank you, i am here all week
<JuanCarlos> Next week, we get an actual comedian
<eX> JuanCarlos: {{Actually Pretty Funny}}
<JuanCarlos> Thank you. I'll be here next week if you need me. B)
<Nitya> amazing, the game turns on and i don't get a black screen <Nitya> truly, this is the year of the linux desktop