Room 208

Quote database

#860

Rated 68 by 8 users
<AliceTensei> Oddly, this torrent also has the OSTs.
<Barcode> Orbital Shock Troopers.
<AliceTensei> Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaka.
<AliceTensei> ...Actually, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakode.
<Barcode> That just sounds like your british accent shining through!
<RocketDude> Or some drawn-out Boston pronunciation
<RocketDude> Pahk the Bahkode at Hahvahd Yahd

#491

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Noimporta> German: The language in which everything sounds like a machine gun's name.

#649

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Loki_Weyland> Fuck yes, I just ordered my 2 TB external hard drive.
<IllFlower> Loki_Weyland, your porn collection might be getting a little out of hand.
<Loki_Weyland> My porn collection isn't even 40 GB.
<Loki_Weyland> This is for my anime.
<IllFlower> You say that as if you watch any non-porn anime.
<IllFlower> Also, "not even" 40 gigabytes is not how most people would describe it.
<Loki_Weyland> I've seen people bragging about having external hard drives JUST for porn. 40 GB is nothing.
<IllFlower> I haven't seen those people, so as far as I'm aware, you are to porn as Scrooge McDuck is to piles of money.
<goatboy> He swims in it?

#1224

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Barcode[GameDesign]> xbox stopped reading disks. I threw a fit. then I ripped and tore it and reassembled it without acutally fixing anythign and now it works
<IllFlower> so your rage... disassembled, and then reassembled, your Xbox, and then fixed the problem
<IllFlower> that's some pretty damn impressive rage, dude
<IllFlower> people would pay for that kind of rage, man
<IllFlower> I can just see it now. "let your broken electronics feel the wrath of Barcode's Repair Service! bring in this ad for 10% off"

#929

Rated 49 by 7 users
<SpruceZeus> This is the greatest pig-tossing, photo-taking, and letter-sending simulator i have ever played

#338

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Electivirus> DIE, POCKET MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
<Electivirus> Arceus: IT IS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN RELEASED FROM MY POKEBALL
<Fusionman> YOU STEAL MENS SOULS AND SHOVE THEM IN BALLS!
<Electivirus> PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL POKERELIGIONS!
<Electivirus> POKEKIND ILL NEEDS SUCH A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!!
<Electivirus> WHAT IS A POKEMON?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF DATA!
<Electivirus> BUT, ENOUGH TALK! I CHALLENGE YOU!

#900

Rated 73 by 23 users
<Fiora> How to confuse an assexual: ask her endlessly about sex.
<Fiora> *asexual
<Fiora> Gah, sticky keys -_-
<IllFlower> "assexual" "sticky keys" brb, laughing
<Puffin> I'm an assexual
<Puffin> "ass" me anything
<Fiora> ahhghsdjfslkjdlasd
<Fiora> perverrrrts ._.
<Solstace> "assexual" is getting added to the libelous list.
<Fiora> IT IS JUST A TYPO >_>

#84

Rated 47 by 12 users
Glowsquid_1945: Evangelion would be 100% improved if you replaced Shinji with the guys from Gears of War.
Glowsquid_1945: fact.

#108

Rated 44 by 6 users
<GMH> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nERrUQbtGDY&feature=related
<Omnipresence> URL (1/1): YouTube - YAY PEPTO BISMOL
<GMH> <blahcomando> DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA this should be banned in 7 states 
<JBridge> That video? It kicks ass.
* JBridge has quit (Excess Flood)
* JBridge has joined #yackfest
<JBridge> Whoops.
<JBridge> too much DIARRHEA.

#646

Rated 49 by 7 users
<IllFlower> Execution Grounds sounds like it'd be a good name for a coffee brand.
<IllFlower> "Execution Grounds coffee. Shoot your tiredness in the head."