#1067
<Nitya> fuck you can't sell tigers <Nitya> this is bullshit amazon
<Nitya> fuck you can't sell tigers <Nitya> this is bullshit amazon
<CTrombley> I have a folder called "Dicks". It is full of pictures of private detectives.
<IllFlower> I have a recording on my phone of me speaking in an alcohol-induced Irish-ish accent at a party. <IllFlower> This would be less disturbing if I could remember how that happened.
<Nitya> There's got to be something wrong with just attributing a quote «--Buddha». Good ol' Christians give you not just the book, but the fucking sentence number!
<BonSequitur> That seems like something just waiting to be combined with some form of artificial sex organ. <BonSequitur> Although I guess it makes more sense for the female market. <BonSequitur> Give it a penis, and you get a dildo that can cuddle.
<Nitya> but all that crap is just layers on top of "masamune likes him some titties" anyway
<Kirino> i still am not that versed in <Kirino> stripping
*** ponicalica was kicked by IllFlower (get it off get it off get it *off*) <ponigirl> STOP KICKING HIM, JERK *** ponicalica has joined <IllFlower> MAKE ME, JERK <ponicalica> is this a catfight? <IllFlower> MAYBE IT IS, JERK <ponigirl> NOBODY ASKED YOU, JERK * zeroplusalpha pretends to be very interested in the carpet all of a sudden. <zeroplusalpha> "My, what a lovely weave." <IllFlower> STOP OGLING THE CARPET, JERK <ponigirl> THAT CARPET ISN'T BEING PRETTY FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT, IT IS ITS OWN PRIZE <IllFlower> GOD, PONIGIRL, DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN JERKS DO THAT <ponigirl> YES, I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT JERKS.
<Solstace> I just let imagination fill in the blanks. <Solstace> ... <Rika> That's probably for the best, because reality will probably disappoint you somehow <Solstace> Yeah. <Solstace> That's part of why I don't poke and pry too much. <Rika> ...wait, this conversation is beginning to have sexual overtones, isn't it? <Solstace> Maybe. <Solstace> I swear it isn't intentional. * Rika puts on robe and wizard hat
<Nitya> How often do you Google yourself? <-- I cannot read this except as a stupid masturbation reference <JuanCarlos> so, googling people = sex? <Nitya> sure <JuanCarlos> ah, ok. brb googling hot women