<Rash> I still have nightmares about that 1966 Lisp compiler I found
<JBridge> That does sound nasty.
<JBridge> Elaborate.
<Rash> it's like a fine wine
<Rash> only it tastes like burning excrement

<VerticalPig> ... mmmmmm yes i'm a natural blue where is the ... no i don't find that all too ... my name is Kevin Xiwei and we ... mmmmmmmmfbfbfbfb
<VerticalPig> ... blblblblbl tomorrow is the due date and i expect that everyone ... no i will not accept a fish ... come on please stop poking me nggh
<VerticalPig> oofow ... no, sir, i don't plan to file a whiplash claim ... this ... sorry i know you like her but i don't think it's going to work out ... ackcough
<JBridge> Hm. If VerticalPig is sleep-deprived...
<JBridge> VerticalPig: Hey, can I be an op?
<VerticalPig> ... someone's calling the cops? um okay but i'm tellin' ya, i ain't done nothin' wrong ... beef and fries i don't understand sir this is a vegan diner ... mmmffllflb
<VerticalPig> oh i'm sorry joel you were looking for ... for something weren't you ... uh i slash mode ... umerbafbklj ... slash mode ... ajkfhjk
*** VerticalPig sets mode -v JBridge
<VerticalPig> okay i think that's right

<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  PERSONALLY I'M GETTING TIRED OF PEOPLE USING THEIR AUTISM AS EVEN A PARTIAL ALIBI.
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  I MEAN I'M AUTISTIC AND I'M PERFECTLY COHERENT AND STABLE.
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  ...
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  OH WAIT.

<ponicalica> I remember when I first saw "asl" and though it was something like dsl
<Xeniera> analog subscriber line
<Xeniera> internet in a steampunk world
<Xeniera> packets sent via clockwork
<Xeniera> incredibly high latencies

<Nitya> But yah know, I have alot of feels about the characters I didn’t have before.
<Nitya> And just Asuka is basically my soul mate. That’s my conclusion. When I feel I am mentally prepared I’ll watch the movies. But Im JUST FILLED WITH ALOT OF FEELS RIGHT NOW AND ITS HARD 
<Anonus> when did you become a stereotypical Tumblrite
<JBridge> I think he's quoting someone.
<Anonus> I can never tell what he says and what he copypastes
<Anonus> But then again, he copypastes everything he posts.
<Nitya> Yes.
<RocketDude> He probably copy-pasted that "Yes" as well.
<RocketDude> In fact, what if all of you copy-pasted everything and you guys were always fucking with each other that way?
<RocketDude> On this channel, I mean
<Nitya> What if.
<JBridge> <Nitya> Yes.

<jseblan> imagines using an Xbox's case to build a PC
<Teemo> So you can RROD while you BSOD?

<Bjork> LisaMilton is Aon, right?
* LisaMilton is now known as LisaIsWriting
<LisaIsWriting> Quite possibly
<LisaIsWriting> I could be Saturn for all you know
<Bjork> LisaIsWriting: But Saturn's here...
* Saturn|Digging quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds)
<Bjork> ...

<Saladofstones> all I can think of is a belgian expression for when something is useless
<Saladofstones> "its as useless as the pecker on the pope"
<Juardboiled> "belgian"
<Juardboiled> oh
<Saladofstones> what
<Saladofstones> you gonna knock my people
<Juardboiled> yes wha chu gunna do bub
<Saladofstones> I'll love you so tenderly man
* Juardboiled rips off shirt to reveal another shit saying no sorry i'm taken
<Rig> Juan is just covered in layers of shit.
<Barcode> dude, is that a fucking biological ability
<Barcode> growing shirts
<Rig> My biological ability is not giving shits.
<Rig> I'm a mutant.
<Rig> Mister No Shits Given
<Juardboiled> that explains so much about rig

<kingCrackers> Fiora is
<kingCrackers> Fuck
<Nova> wat
<Nova> no she's not
<Solstace> Fiora: You have been alleged with being "Fuck". How do you respond?
<Nitya> yeah, fiora isn't really very fuck at all
<Fiora> Um... I... I'm not "fuck" ... whatever that means!

<Foombazzle> and every time I take a cab it seems like the gahmens put up another f*cking ero gantry. Cant seem to go anywhere without going through like 3 of the buggers now
<Foombazzle> *erp
<IllFlower> An ero gantry would be something else entirely.
<Foombazzle> well they both put their hands in your pocket and leave you feeling screwed