<Farce> Hansel and Grendel.  Now there's a fairy tale. :D

<Generality> Do I want to know what meatspace is?
<RocketDude> Term for real life.
<Puffin> enter the meat dimension! /whoosh/
<SpruceZeus> must... resist... temptation to make dirty joke
<Noimporta> The meat dimension is actually where the characters from fiction who have regeneration abilities get the extra mass from.
<RocketDude> Huh, that makes sense. It's like Hammerspace, but for COD characters.

-!- JBridge was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [actually]
<JBridge> SHIT
-!- JBridge was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [NO]
<JBridge> FUCK
-!- JBridge is now known as Arisaka
<n> Wow, you're like a shapeshifter in a movie!  You flip out and look like everything, but it doesn't matter because I have a shotgun!
-!- Arisaka was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [and just when you think you're safe]

<Charlatannery> God, fuck Google ads, fuck the wiki and fuck everything under the sun.
<Charlatannery> THAT IS MY FUCKING OPINION.
<IllFlower> Do you have an opinion on the matter that doesn't involve wild pelvic thrusting?
<Charlatannery> I HAVE NO OPINIONS ON ANYTHING THAT DON'T INVOLVE PELVIC THRUSTING

<RocketDude> Clearly, you've never had any experience with demons that evoke Gene Simmons

<krrackknut>  Let us speak of lady's bosoms.
<GuitarBizarre>  I posit that ladies bosoms are rad.
* Dracia deathglares at krrackknut
<krrackknut>  And I concur.
<GuitarBizarre>  This calls for celebration! Bartender, a round of drinks and fancy costumes!
<Dracia>  *You all hear her knuckles cracking*
<krrackknut>  DEFEAT AWKWARDNESS
<krrackknut>  WITH MAXIMUM RIDICULOSITY
<GuitarBizarre>  AWKWARDNESS ZONE
<GuitarBizarre>  DEFEATED!
<Dracia> plays FF victory fanfare
* GuitarBizarre dressed as a victorian gentleman, cheers krrackknut 
* krrackknut adjusts his monocle

<taelor> Awhile back I saw a tumblr post describing the poster's indecision about whether or not he should continue a tumblr argument with a juggalo, and it made me think: what kind of life choices do you have to make where "should I get into a flamewar with a juggalo today?" is a reasonable question that you have to stop and think about.

<DograMagra> "Could God make porn so disgusting that he couldn't fap to it?"  Good times.
<GMH> LOL
<GMH> WTF
<GMH> don't go outside, DograMagra, you might get hit by a penis-shaped bolt of lightning. 
<jseblan> Dogra: Maybe he can. The question is: Can he make porn so disgusting a human couldn't fap to it?

<altruizine> And I don't think this is a parody. The relevant tumblr says it's in Die Sterne, an official artbook. I'd double check but I don't really have the desire to get it.
<ponicalica> Well, I'm pretty sure it's not the actual raising of the flag on Iwo Jima. I could be wrong though.

<BonSequitur> Oh, no.
<BonSequitur> I'm taking a sidestep into bat country.
<BonSequitur> COCKBAT country.