<Nitya> some dude in his garage in minnesota writing a book on how to arm your car with lasers <Barcode> fast and the furious, but insteadof street racing they'r trying to burn holes through each other's cars <RocketDude> [Rap music playing, lasers intensify]
<Nova> Evangelion yuri, obviously <Haven> *bursts in through the wall kool aid man style*
<Charlagrandma> Hello jseblan <jseblan> are the cookies moist, Charlagrandma <Charlagrandma> I'M MOIST <jseblan> :| * jseblan adds the previous question to the "Things I Regret Doing" list * Charlagrandma cackles maniacally
<taelor> Awhile back I saw a tumblr post describing the poster's indecision about whether or not he should continue a tumblr argument with a juggalo, and it made me think: what kind of life choices do you have to make where "should I get into a flamewar with a juggalo today?" is a reasonable question that you have to stop and think about.
<TParadox> Liberal Christians are liberal because of what their religion says about the world. Conservative Christians are conservative because of what the world says about their religion.
<Alkthash> Ritsuko's log: Recordings from pilot 00's pod bear the repeated phrase of "Paint me like one of your French girls"
<Xeniera`sick> I think I violated the honor of the royal bacterium family, or something. <Xeniera`sick> There's probably a bounty on my head, and every infection worth his weight in salt is out to collect.
<zeroplusalpha> Whatever it is, the answer is clearly not to stick a candle in your ear. <GuitarBizarre> its a short term solution at best
<Spacethash> Every Hemmingway book in a nutshell: Why did the chicken cross the road? To die. Alone. In the rain. Because he went to war.
<[DOA]> It's not like everybody has only one incarnation at any time. I mean, you're never going to meet several billion people, there's plenty of leeway <JackerelMack> I'm an elf. <JackerelMack> WHo was a vampire. <JackerelMack> Then got turned into a dragon. <JackerelMack> Who totally was in Bleach. <JackerelMack> No one understands me. <[DOA]> Don't mock my spirituality man :(