<Nitya> IRC isn't a bitch, IRC is a beautiful woman, you just call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy

<Tibbles> I've been trying to do Patchy in Saints Row 3 =P
<Tibbles> It doesn't help that I can't be fucked doing faces properly and just hit the random button until I see something acceptable.
<Tibbles> That's how I ended up with my first boss being a chubby Jewish lady.

<Xeniera> i'll give her credit for how prolific she is.
<Nitya> lol what a backhanded compliment
<Nitya> "well i'll give you this: there's a lot of it, whatever it is"

<JuanCarlos> things people need to stop saying: Nope.avi
<JuanCarlos> inb4 nope.avi
<RocketDude> Heck no.png

<Fiora> nuclear fusion in stars?
<Fiora> that's pretty hot

<Charlatan> "'HOP ON MY DIIIIIIIICK' is a popular misinterpretation of the lyrics 'Harbor my deep secret' from Before My Body is Dry."
<Charlatan> All of a sudden Kill La Kill is very pertinent to my interests.
<Alicia> Charlie really likes hot dicks.
<Charlatan> The road to Cockhalla is long and hard.

<fatestayinthekitchen> i guess even antinatalists like lesbians

<Saladofstones> also had a nightmare where the world was being attacked by gross looking demons
<Saladofstones> and I happened to get called up by my friend and said "hey all these demons are killing people, we need a janitor, and you need some money. You game?"
<Saladofstones> cue me cleaning up blood and putting heads and limbs in buckets while demon apocalypse
<Barcode> your friend has his priorities straight

<Generality> Do I want to know what meatspace is?
<RocketDude> Term for real life.
<Puffin> enter the meat dimension! /whoosh/
<SpruceZeus> must... resist... temptation to make dirty joke
<Noimporta> The meat dimension is actually where the characters from fiction who have regeneration abilities get the extra mass from.
<RocketDude> Huh, that makes sense. It's like Hammerspace, but for COD characters.

<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like?
<Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help.
<Barcodrawing> what