Room 208

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#1214

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Nitya> 2016 is going to be the International Year of Pulses what does that even mean i love it
<Fiora> beep
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<Fiora> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulse_(legume) ?
<Rig> Darling, 2016 can be the year you make my pulse race.
<Rig> Or beans.
<Rig> It could be beans.

#114

Rated 69 by 14 users
<JBridge> You should be able to raze other people's farms in Farmville.
<TParadox> "Joel Button raped your fields. Send a thank-you 'gift'?"

#686

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Nitya> FutaServ shouts: "LOOK, IS THAT A DEMONIC DUCK OF SOME SORT?" *runs off without giving out any futa* You have a total  of 263 futas. <-- this is what I was referring to btw
<ponicalica> >FutaServ
<Barchomework> that is screwrd.
<ponicalica> fucking rizon
<Barchomework> look, I can't even type anymore
<Barchomework> I type worse*?
<Nitya> screwed + scary?
<Barchomework> all of my es have bn scard away.
<Barchomework> most of thm, anyway
<Solstace> Rizon is a scary place.
<Nitya> I'm only there for the drugs I mean anime.
<Barchomework> soon you'll be bragging to us about how you manage to fit all of those futas into a briefcase

#561

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Zudak> @translate english: eat shit and die german:
<Omnipresence> Zudak: Google translation from German (auto-detected) to English: english: eat shit and the German:

#611

Rated 53 by 8 users
<feep> .jack//mackerel

#863

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Fiora> A bra that encourages bouncing and jiggling doesn't sound like it's doing a very good job as a bra >_>
<Barcode[MWLLsetup]> No no no, yo usee, it stops said jiggling by absorbing the energy like a normal braw, but it converts it into electricity instead of-
* Barcode[MWLLsetup] wonders if it's Heat
<Fiora> So it's basically a sports bra hooked up to a generator of some sort?
<Barcode[MWLLsetup]> I'm assuming so.
<RocketDude> So, it's a shock absorber for boobs. Got it.

#969

Rated 82 by 17 users
<Rashi> All I know about sex is from Japanese pornography and zoology texts, which is probably a perfect storm of Bad Things To Know.

#933

Rated 62 by 15 users
<Buttercupistiny> DOODLEBUG
<Buttercupistiny> I FINISH SCHOOL ON THE SIXTH
<Haven|SerendipityGospels> School story, bro

#837

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Jackerel> ENDRANCE-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
<Juan> but solstace isn't here, mackerel
<Juan> well, i guess he's in our hearts
<Juan> or in your heart
<Juan> and your penis
<Alkthash> Wait, he is *in* Jackerel's penis?
<Juan> Of course. Don't you know? Jackerel's penis is like Aladdin's lamp. It just holds bishies instead of genies
<ponicalica> rub my "lamp" amirite
<HederaHelix> Please don't ever talk about JackMackerel's penis ever again.

#418

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Arisaka> Crap, now I'm imagining Moot in a Vita costume weilding Graf Eisen with B& printed on it.