<Rotty> Wait, what's a homophone of "lesbian"?
<JackMackerel> @Rotty - I got Les Bein'
<Rotty> Les bein', more becomin'
<Rustedsoda> So, Japan is like

<ComradeCirnov> ...DID THEY SERIOUSLY JUST SHOOT A COPTER DOWN WITH A TANK WHILE AIRBORNE
<ComradeCirnov> Omfg
<ComradeCirnov> OMFG
<ComradeCirnov> BEST USE FOR C4 EVER
<ComradeCirnov> See, I love it when things in video games are stupidly insane enough to work.
<ComradeCirnov> "We could put an AA gun here sir"
<ComradeCirnov> "FUCK THAT, BETTER IDEA"
<ComradeCirnov> "What is that, sir"
<ComradeCirnov> "IT'S LIKE A BOUNCING BETTY, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF A WUSSY-ASS GRENADE, IT LAUNCHES A TANK INTO THE AIR"
<ComradeCirnov> "Your genius knows no limits, sir"

<Electivirus> DIE, POCKET MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
<Electivirus> Arceus: IT IS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN RELEASED FROM MY POKEBALL
<Fusionman> YOU STEAL MENS SOULS AND SHOVE THEM IN BALLS!
<Electivirus> PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL POKERELIGIONS!
<Electivirus> POKEKIND ILL NEEDS SUCH A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!!
<Electivirus> WHAT IS A POKEMON?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF DATA!
<Electivirus> BUT, ENOUGH TALK! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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<Nyktos> actually, on second thought, I'd rather sleep tonight
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<StarGirl00> At least this guy got to the point
<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: female ?
    You: yes
    Stranger: would you plz rate my dick ? it would mean alot to me :/ plz be honest
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<Nitya> "D-Wave does have something today that’s more computationally-useful than a roast-beef sandwich;" good to know
<Barcode[WoT]> sandwiches power programmers.
<Glowsquid> What is the comptional usefulness of a roast beef sandwich? I need a sense of scale to get the joke
<Glowsquid> How does it compare to other sorts of sandwiches?????
<RocketDude> SANDVICH MAKE PROGRAMMER STRONG

<Nitya> "It is only equipped with a 12.6mm Vulcan, but it gets additional firepower by eating chili peppers or a car battery, after which the elephant becomes able to breathe fire or to shoot lightning from it's proboscis." it's an exciting time to be a soldier

<jseblan> Charlatan you can't use your butt as a server
<jseblan> it only has one port and it... it's occupied
<jseblan> I'm having horrifying images right now
* jseblan plunges head in bleach

<Alkthash> It's after midnight and I'm talking about a dead anime love interest haunting me to make boner jokes.
<Alkthash> What the fuck brain.
<saladofstones> you one upped me, I'm reading about the Japanese KKK and eating dry cereal at 10:43
<Miijhal> I spent most of a day reading about sloth sex

<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: hi asl
    You: (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there
    Stranger: haha fag!
    Stranger: the world hates people like you
    You: For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
    Stranger: die
    You: It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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