<Barcode> why did someone bump my asexuality/homosexuality topic ;_;
<Logopolis> Because a lot of people enjoy bumping homosexuals.

<NEET> @defie purblind
<NEET> bleh
<Wilhelm> @denine purblind
<Wilhelm> @define purblind

<Wicked224> You know, it's kind of weird, thinking about 2 Girls 1 Cup as a cultural milestone.

<PhoneBizarre> Atheist motherfuckah in the hizzouse REPRESENT!
<Reyendo> < atheist 2
<PhoneBizarre> PREACH IT MAH BROTHA
<PhoneBizarre> RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
<Reyendo> AMEN, BROTHER!
<Reyendo> LET US SING PRAISES TO THE 
<Reyendo> FUCK

<Saturn> Nitya can't give Solstace the things I give him!
<ivoryRum> Disappointment?

<Tenri> How are you guys doing?
<IllFlower> I'm saying something in order to provide the illusion of activity, but nothing's really happening.
<IllFlower> Mostly I am busy killing my computer by making it do too many things at once.
<Tenri> Which things?
<IllFlower> Making it run Windows in a virtual machine alongside a bunch of other stuff that I don't feel like closing.
<IllFlower> The sound of my hard drive paging stuff back and forth from swap almost sounds like the scream of an innocent maiden about to be violated.

<Alkthash> Blah, still debating if I should get a cat.
<Juan> no
<Juan> get a fucking lion, i dunno
<Juan> you get the adorableness of cats and the rage of...you know...a lion
<Juan> also, if you tie it right and you sit in a leather chair, you can stroke its mane and act like some kind of bond villain
<Alkthash> I don't have a leather chair. Just leather couches.
<Alkthash> I will not be The Dude of Bond villains.

<zeroplusalpha> True Story: A friend of mine who became a hippie, had some the Chinese word for prosperity on his door.  Except it was upside down...which is actually a thing, as "upside down" is a homophone for "arrive".  So I asked him where he learned about hanging auspcisious words upside down, to which he replied "It's upside down?" >_<

<Barcode[WoT]> meowth can learn anything, including english

<Haruspex> I don't know how to express emotions. Is "filled with satan" an emotion?