<Lin_Chong> The hell are bugs supposed to do? <Nitya> bugs aren't supposed to do anything. the world is meaningless and directionless. they can only live or die, verbs we have attached to their states we see. <Myrmidon> Bugs do bug things <Lin_Chong> Well someone's been drinking from the existential well again. <Lin_Chong> Or did you drink from the Well of Despair? <Nitya> i drank from the well of annoying quantum homework <Lin_Chong> Understandable. My apologies.
<Tibetanfox> Seriously, if a company has good IP and a business model that doesn't suck, my wallet opens like a groupie's legs backstage after a rock concert.
<CentralAve> Question: how do we know it's not the early word that gets the berm?
<JackMackerel> @ship endrance/yoda <Solstace> JackMackerel: Should've expected that from you. <JackMackerel> It is my fetish. <Iverum> I thought stabbing people was your fetish. <Evangelyne> I thought seeing women in sushi costumes tackling each other in a giant fondue pot was your fetish. <Solstace> I thought Tzetze was your fetish.
<Tsukubus> honestly, I'd prefer a job with as little human contact as possible <AnOtherT> like a politician
<jseblan> damn it, Internet. "Aphrodite scat" made me think "one goddess, one cup"
<IllFlower> would it be laughable to attempt to play a modern racing game using nothing but a keyboard, because I am sorely tempted to. <zeroplusalpha> That's ok, I play visual novels with a wheel. <blackberryPanther> Imagine Zero twirling the steering wheel furiously to choose the right option. <blackberryPanther> And for the sex minigames, he's furiously pounding on the pedals. <IllFlower> that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "driving the plot forward". <zeroplusalpha> As it does to "driving stick", presumably.
<Nitya> look, man. i'm not an alternate universe hitler who writes about cars. cars aren't my thing! go ask hitler if you want that kind of detail
<Xeniera`sick> I think I violated the honor of the royal bacterium family, or something. <Xeniera`sick> There's probably a bounty on my head, and every infection worth his weight in salt is out to collect.
<Lin_Chong> Oh hey people are dying. <Lin_Chong> Awesome.