<Tibetanfox> I was always of the opinion that Fast Eddie and moot would get along great.
<Tibetanfox> moot would, of course, try to fuck Eddie.

<Nitya> "Pitches film where Scarlett Johansson uses 100% of her genome at once"
<Myrdradek> She already does amiright guys
* Myrdradek opens a beer can with his nose
<Nitya> is that... a sex joke? i'm not sure.

<feep> .jack//mackerel

<JackMackerel> Mari is NOT yandere
<GMH[onlinesecretlyfrombed]> i hear she's just insane
<Alkthash> She's an Eva character.
<Alkthash> Something is wrong with her.

<IllFlower> this intermixing of women's volleyball and mech conversations is providing me with some very, very strange mental images
<Adri_> QUICK somebody find Women's Volleyball Mechs!
<RocketDude> Mech Volleyball, discontinued after 187 spectators were killed in an accident at the Zanzibar Nationals

<IllFlower> would it be laughable to attempt to play a modern racing game using nothing but a keyboard, because I am sorely tempted to.
<zeroplusalpha> That's ok, I play visual novels with a wheel.
<blackberryPanther> Imagine Zero twirling the steering wheel furiously to choose the right option.
<blackberryPanther> And for the sex minigames, he's furiously pounding on the pedals. 
<IllFlower> that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "driving the plot forward".
<zeroplusalpha> As it does to "driving stick", presumably.

<Barcode> oh my god i'm on question nineteen just tell me what kind of gay i am

<JuanCarlos> no fuck you, jseblan, i'm fucking clint eastwood and there's nothing you guys can do about it
<Haven> ...so he's on top right

<Farce> Hansel and Grendel.  Now there's a fairy tale. :D

<Kaliayev> if they had done, Alice, enraged bioware fans would've overrun the entire site. I am reliably informed that DA2 is worse than a thousand Hitlers
<AliceTensei> I wonder if there's a word for 1000 Hitlers. A Hitlernium.
<Miijhal> It's actually only worse than 10 Hitlers, though.
<Miijhal> A decahitler
<Kaliayev> a demi-Hitler plus a giga-Himmler
<Generality> What's the ratio of Hitlers to Himmlers?
<AliceTensei> Is there a tera-Goebbels?
<Miijhal> -search decahitler-
<Miijhal> "Did you mean /PicoHitler/?"
<Kaliayev> there is a tera-Heydrich, I believe
<Kaliayev> and a yotta-Bormann
<Generality> You guys need to settle on a unit.