Room 208

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#900

Rated 73 by 23 users 
<Fiora> How to confuse an assexual: ask her endlessly about sex.
<Fiora> *asexual
<Fiora> Gah, sticky keys -_-
<IllFlower> "assexual" "sticky keys" brb, laughing
<Puffin> I'm an assexual
<Puffin> "ass" me anything
<Fiora> ahhghsdjfslkjdlasd
<Fiora> perverrrrts ._.
<Solstace> "assexual" is getting added to the libelous list.
<Fiora> IT IS JUST A TYPO >_>

#889

Rated 68 by 8 users 
<IllFlower> "It sucks MCA died but I don't understand why people are so upset. He'll be headlining a concert with Tupac before you know it." // it hurts to laugh
<Charlatan> Hatsune Miku now guards the pearly gates.
<RocketDude> That's a frightening image.
<Charlatan> All weeaboos go to Heaven?
<HederaHelix> Miku would've needed to have been alive for that to happen, according to most interpretations
<Charlatan> uh uh uh she's the voice of the Metatron yeah that's it

#1283

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<Haruspex> it smells crappy
<Haruspex> -- my hot take on pot
<PacificTrashVortex> more like a hot toke

#695

Rated 34 by 2 users 
<SpruceZeus>  i gazed into the abyss and the abyss said uguu

#251

Rated 50 by 13 users 
<JBridge> @crackship
<Omnipresence> Crack shipping: JBridge / JBridge

#855

Rated 65 by 7 users 
<n> http://sharkswithanimeeyes.tumblr.com/ uh.
<ColorPrinter> sounds about right
<reyendo> so cute.
<JackMackerel> I'm fucking having heart attacks
<HederaHelix> That tumblr scares me.
<ColorPrinter> sharks are so fucking tsundere
<ColorPrinter> the uguu~ terror of the ocean

#360

Rated 45 by 9 users 
<BonSequitur> That seems like something just waiting to be combined with some form of artificial sex organ.
<BonSequitur> Although I guess it makes more sense for the female market.
<BonSequitur> Give it a penis, and you get a dildo that can cuddle.

#95

Rated 49 by 10 users 
<YasakaKanako> HAHAHA MY ANGST COCK IS BIGGER AND BETTER THAN YOURS

#63

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<+cts> Kill everybody~! Yay~!

#23

Rated 21 by 3 users 
<ThomasCastle> When I first read that, Misaki, I thought you meant you were writing a fanfic wherein Harry uses the Time-Turner to go back to Quirrell's childhood in an attempt to stop Voldemort from possessing him only to end up falling in love with young Quirrell.
<ThomasCastle> And then they get married and Harry gets pregnant and becomes the father of Neville Longbottom.