<Crake> Eh, I told a little old lady that if she asked for more cream cheese on her bagel she would look like a bukkake starlet after her first bite.

<ThomasCastle> When I first read that, Misaki, I thought you meant you were writing a fanfic wherein Harry uses the Time-Turner to go back to Quirrell's childhood in an attempt to stop Voldemort from possessing him only to end up falling in love with young Quirrell.
<ThomasCastle> And then they get married and Harry gets pregnant and becomes the father of Neville Longbottom.

<Noimporta> "The hunt of the Jackerel was a much beloved sport among #yackfest ops. Frequently done with the usual /kick tools, but sometimes adding short lived bans to increase the thrill"

<ColorPrinter> AN ANT BIT MY COCK OKAY

<IllFlower> you know, in fifteen years I'm going to be hearing about how one of the UC campuses has set up a pornography studies department with a certain Joel Button as its chairman
<IllFlower> I'll look at the papers out of morbid curiosity and go, "that's the first time I've ever seen the word 'autofellatio' in a citation"

<blamspam> Pretty alright. I just watched Vampires Suck at a gift exchange.
<blamspam> It was entirely what I expected.
<blamspam> (Seltzer and Friedberg)
<Lin_Chong> Which is to suck.
<Lin_Chong> SLURP SLURP SLURP

<SpruceZeus>  i gazed into the abyss and the abyss said uguu

<IllFlower> would it be laughable to attempt to play a modern racing game using nothing but a keyboard, because I am sorely tempted to.
<zeroplusalpha> That's ok, I play visual novels with a wheel.
<blackberryPanther> Imagine Zero twirling the steering wheel furiously to choose the right option.
<blackberryPanther> And for the sex minigames, he's furiously pounding on the pedals. 
<IllFlower> that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "driving the plot forward".
<zeroplusalpha> As it does to "driving stick", presumably.

<barcode> "please don’t be ashamed to like something, though! i get so many messages that are like “awe man im so embarrassed of liking hetalia/anime/ect.” it’s not your responsibility to babysit any less unsavory people in your fandom. be proud of your interests!! if you’re a good person that is all that matters.  " but….camping as a moeification of a beach-head

<Nitya> @wa rider in japanese
<Omnipresence> Nitya: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: is | Rider University | in Japan — Result: no