<JBridge> BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MY BIG-ASS HARD DRIVES.
<ponicalica> Your big ass-hard drives?

<Kashchei> question: cute, sexy, or beautiful, and why?
<Solstace> Cute.  I find beautiful people to be like works of art, and who the fuck would bone a nice painting.  And I don't trust sexy people, too many personal experiences.
<Nitya> ...
<Nitya> Wtf
<JackMackerel> @Solstace - I want to bone a painting. :<
<Kashchei> i'd bone a nice painting...

<Charlagrandma> Hello jseblan
<jseblan> are the cookies moist, Charlagrandma
<Charlagrandma> I'M MOIST
<jseblan> :|
* jseblan adds the previous question to the "Things I Regret Doing" list
* Charlagrandma cackles maniacally

<Rotty> poni, "civilization" means "city-dwelling". Without farming, you can't support cities.
<GMH> wait
<GMH> since when did civilization mean city-dwelling?
<Logopolis> GMH: He's No-True-Scotsmanning
<BonSequitur> GMH: Since Rottweiler decided that ethymology is the final arbitrer of word usage and meaning.
<ponicalica> GMH: I think "civilization" does in fact derive from the Latin word for "city".  But that doesn't mean shit.
<GMH> yeah?
<GMH> well, it's so excellent it's egregious!
<ponicalica> To pull out an old example I've used a bunch of times: AMBULANCES DO NOT WALK.
<BonSequitur> 'Civilization' <- Civitas
<Rotty> You can't have civilization without the civis.
<GMH> actually
<GMH> i can
<GMH> i only need "civi"

<krrackknut>  Let us speak of lady's bosoms.
<GuitarBizarre>  I posit that ladies bosoms are rad.
* Dracia deathglares at krrackknut
<krrackknut>  And I concur.
<GuitarBizarre>  This calls for celebration! Bartender, a round of drinks and fancy costumes!
<Dracia>  *You all hear her knuckles cracking*
<krrackknut>  DEFEAT AWKWARDNESS
<krrackknut>  WITH MAXIMUM RIDICULOSITY
<GuitarBizarre>  AWKWARDNESS ZONE
<GuitarBizarre>  DEFEATED!
<Dracia> plays FF victory fanfare
* GuitarBizarre dressed as a victorian gentleman, cheers krrackknut 
* krrackknut adjusts his monocle

<Iverum> Sexually Transmitted Idea?
<IllFlower> "Wait, dear, can't you stay in bed just a little long--" "No, I need to write this down /now/, before I forget!"

<Noimporta|shower> As for me, it's time to cleanse the evil that inhabits my body.
<GuitarBizarre>  Got the shits?

<Kshch> god, why do people not have facebook in this day and age?
<Kshch> now i have to solicit sex in person, how dreadful

<Puffin> this is why America has fallen. we're all too good to poop in holes in the backyard.

<Arha>  DragonAgeIsMediocre
<DragonAgeSucks> Yeah mediocre would be a good way of putting it.