<Fiora> ... okay, what the heck @_@ <Fiora> I just got summoned by a guy who refused to attack <Fiora> he just sat there with his shield, expecting me to shoot <Fiora> at some point we got double teamed and I was killed because he still refused to attack <Fiora> I um. I don't know what was going on there. <Fiora> like he was an okay meatshield but ????? <Alicia> Probably just takes him aegis't'slash. <Fiora> ALICIA
*** Lin_Chongy joined #yackfest <Lin_Chongy> Lin Chongy? Good Lord, what am I, a rapper? *** Lin_Chongy is now known as Lin_Chong <VerticalPig> "LIN CHONGY IN DA HOOOOUUUUUUUUUSE! Just a kid from Shanghai, but my words, they don't lie..."
<jseblan> damn it, Internet. "Aphrodite scat" made me think "one goddess, one cup"
<krrackknut> Let us speak of lady's bosoms. <GuitarBizarre> I posit that ladies bosoms are rad. * Dracia deathglares at krrackknut <krrackknut> And I concur. <GuitarBizarre> This calls for celebration! Bartender, a round of drinks and fancy costumes! <Dracia> *You all hear her knuckles cracking* <krrackknut> DEFEAT AWKWARDNESS <krrackknut> WITH MAXIMUM RIDICULOSITY <GuitarBizarre> AWKWARDNESS ZONE <GuitarBizarre> DEFEATED! <Dracia> plays FF victory fanfare * GuitarBizarre dressed as a victorian gentleman, cheers krrackknut * krrackknut adjusts his monocle
<Saladofstones> Well the tonkin incident was meant to escalate the war <Saladofstones> what helped was the confusion <Saladofstones> see intelligence fucked up, and thought there were two incidents at first <Saladofstones> because in that day, it was hard to determine whether or not two or more people were talking about the same incident from different perspectives <Saladofstones> NSA and CIA clarified that it was one, but the congress members who wanted war ignored later findings to escalate the war <Saladofstones> which ended well for both sides <Saladofstones> we got rid of our surplus of toxic chemicals, napalm, and poor people <Saladofstones> and Vietnam got rid of its surplus of poor people, trees, and natives <Saladofstones> Ho Chi Minh and Nixon were seen hi-fiving each other over how well it went and went on to drink beer in Michigan Central's Pub
<GuitarBizarre> I BLAME ZE FRENCH <GuitarBizarre> With their stripy flag and their fine wines! <GuitarBizarre> Staying over there, sending us their womenfolk! <GuitarBizarre> wait no thats wrong <GuitarBizarre> COMING OVER HERE, STEALING OUR WOMEN! <GuitarBizarre> wait no, also wrong... <GuitarBizarre> ENGAGING IN SCHRODINGERS IMMIGRANT!
<JackMackerel> @Solstace - Uh, I dunno your facebook. <JackMackerel> ;_; <Solstace> JackMackerel: Let's keep it that way >.>
<ponicalica> for some reasno I'm reading that as an advice dog type thing <ponicalica> TAKE A MOMENT <ponicalica> (picture of some animal) <ponicalica> PONDER THE DEPTHS OF YOUR INSIGNIFICANCE
<IronyAdams> This channel <IronyAdams> It's turning me into a Japanese housewife <Noimporta> Resist it, Irony, FIGHT THE SOY SWEETS WITH GENDER EQUALITY!
<Beorc> Clearly you were male in all of your past lives and are now suffering extreme gender confusion, ShoujiAn. <ShoujiAn> I wouldn't say it's extreme really. <NorthNo2> It's only a mild ghost penis