Room 208

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#1200

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Barcode> "Environmental Enforcement Officer" Hell yes.
<Barcode> "Spallini, when I get to the bottom of your oil trading black market, your ass is grass."
<IllFlower> "Literally. I will inject chlorophyll *into* your gluteus maximus."

#450

Rated 62 by 11 users
<StarGirl00> European wieners are tasty

#1156

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Charlagrandma> Hello jseblan
<jseblan> are the cookies moist, Charlagrandma
<Charlagrandma> I'M MOIST
<jseblan> :|
* jseblan adds the previous question to the "Things I Regret Doing" list
* Charlagrandma cackles maniacally

#261

Rated 49 by 10 users
<Arha>  DragonAgeIsMediocre
<DragonAgeSucks> Yeah mediocre would be a good way of putting it.

#906

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Puffin> hah, my mom's coworker thinks I'm a guy
<General_Barcode> it does that to escape predators

#1102

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Rig> I go back to work tomorrow. Actually excited about that. Should be getting new projects and junk.
<Nitya> at the school thing?
<Nitya> school... uh... whatever you did.
<Rig> Emerging Media and Technology Department or whatever the fuck we call it to make it sound more impressive.
<Barcode[spriting]> software engineering engineering solutions engineering dynamic.
<Rig> + Design
<Rig> That last bit is in Helvetica Neue.

#1287

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> I have a recording on my phone of me speaking in an alcohol-induced Irish-ish accent at a party.
<IllFlower> This would be less disturbing if I could remember how that happened.

#1055

Rated 49 by 7 users
<IllFlower> well, it's still better than the dream I had about rotting genitalia.

#690

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Cultist> Well what do you stuff into things? Tofu-filled celery? Ridiculous.
<Cultist> And then.. you could stab the celery into a potato
<Barcodere> a chunk of tofu stuffed with jalapeño stuffed into a pumpkin
<Barcodere> pofuño

#1246

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Barcode> i'm decanting one for my homies