<Cultist> "2244096 hours later" this fucking comic. <Cultist> @wa 2244096 hours <Omnipresence> Cultist: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: 2244096 hours [...] — Comparisons as time: ~~ 1.3 × approximate time one would have to lie (+321 more characters) <jseblan> can you @more? I'm curious about that last part <Cultist> @more <Omnipresence> Cultist: supine before a bird would poop in one's mouth (~~ 200 yr ) [...] <jseblan> ... <Cultist> snort
<Tenri> How are you guys doing? <IllFlower> I'm saying something in order to provide the illusion of activity, but nothing's really happening. <IllFlower> Mostly I am busy killing my computer by making it do too many things at once. <Tenri> Which things? <IllFlower> Making it run Windows in a virtual machine alongside a bunch of other stuff that I don't feel like closing. <IllFlower> The sound of my hard drive paging stuff back and forth from swap almost sounds like the scream of an innocent maiden about to be violated.
<Alkthash> You're on the internet. <Alkthash> You have porn.
<Barcode> oh my god i'm on question nineteen just tell me what kind of gay i am
<MoeKawaii> ｷﾀﾜァ*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(n‘∀‘)ηﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* !!!!! <JackMackerel> oh god * JackMackerel stabs Tzetze for his own good <MoeKawaii> If I don't make it... tell my wife... uguu...
<Iverum> Bluh, I have a calcium deficiency. <Barcode> drink more milk then <divert_time> or kill Barcode and eat his bones <Barcode> i'll have you know that I have all sorts of methods of neutralizing calcium-deficient threats <AliceTensei> Kill Barcode and eat his bones mixed with milk. Made from bones. <KanyarMaryam> .decide read more about meditation | sew | write gay porn <feepbot> KanyarMaryam: write gay porn <Nitya> eat gay porn made from barcode's bones. <divert_time> write gay porn involving Barcode's bones <KanyarMaryam> So I'm going to write the porn on his bones...? <KanyarMaryam> And it will involve them?
<Motoko> You're always putting words in my mouth. <Nitya> You're the one who always leaves it open! <Motoko> That's only because it's constantly agape at the audacity of your putting words in it! <Nitya> It's a vicious but convenient cycle. <Motoko> For *you*, maybe. <Nitya> Well yeah. Why would I be concerned about someone else's convenience. <Motoko> You're always like this! Thoughtless and selfish to boot! <Nitya> I am stating patently obvious facts in a loud and angered fashion for some reason! * Motoko slams a pillow into Nitya's face <Nitya> gnrrf!!!
<Alicia> Charlie has issues, okay. The only cures are Byakuren, violence, and drugs. <Alicia> So he's basically a typical yackfester.
*** Noimporta left the room (quit: Quit: Clap on! , Clap off! Clap@#&$NO CARRIER).
<Nitya> fez put me in the worst possible psychological state: mad about video games. now i'm in the second worst state: has an idea for a video game