<Charlatan> Also keep talking while I do one of my rounds, BRB <Nitya> wait are you still a security guard <Charlatan> Yeah <Nitya> weidr <Charlatan> Not a lot happens, so they let me use pooter at werk <Nitya> totally know what you mean <Barcode> he doesn't open terminals often enough, the plot isn't progressing. <Nitya> if my experience with that sort of job is any indication, he does little other than open terminals :p
<Tibetanfox> I mean, I know what gay porn is, but I don't know fuck about this new Pokemon.
<taelor> Is it bad that by the end, I started shipping the cartoon characters in my Japanese textbook? <CTrombley> "Is it bad ... shipping ... ?" Yes.
<Solstace> I still don't get why those hardcore Christians have such a hardtime accepting Muslims. <AliceTensei> And this is why the terrorists won! <AliceTensei> BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU. <RocketDude> Terrorists Win! /Counter-Strike
<Wallabu> @topic Girls free feel to answer I would like your personal intake <Barcode> intake --> lmao <jseblan> Barcode wants Wallabu's intake <Barcode> see now you've gone and spawned an @ship
<Tibetanfox> You know what Feepbot loves, though? <Tibetanfox> Ponies. <AnOtherT> feepbot: do you like ponies? <Saigyouji> .decide Genocide|Ponies <feepbot> Saigyouji: Genocide <EnglishIvy> Oh shit.
<IllFlower> Oh, whoa, Tzetze has more quotes than I do in the QDB, now it looks less like a place to stroke my own ego
<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7aF_FhALzs <JBridge> God damn. <Tibetanfox> THE FUCK IS THAT? <JBridge> That is a video that is 478 hours long. <JBridge> I dare you to watch the whole video in one sitting. <poniboy> Is that even possible? <Tibetanfox> poniboy: With enough meth, anything is possible. <Tibetanfox> But mainly a heart attack.
<ShoujiAn> What do I get as a representative of the Tzetzen empire? <JackMackerel> A jackknife. <Johann> ShoujiAn: sex <Charlatan> ShoujiAn: A free anthology edition of the Illuminatus Trilogy. <ShoujiAn> Hmm. All this sounds good... * JackMackerel gives ShoujiAn a nasty looking knife <Johann> well, i refuse to give you sex <ShoujiAn> If I stab someone with it will they get a nasty disease? <ShoujiAn> Ok <Haruspex> You also get an anus dentata for dealing with Jackerel. Use it wisely. <ShoujiAn> Cool! <Charlatan> ...Anus dentata. Fascinating. <JackMackerel> Strapons. <JackMackerel> It STILL hurts :< <Haruspex> I don't think that "anus" is actually Latin (?), but Tzetzeans speak Byzantine Greek anyway.
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