<Puffin> this is why America has fallen. we're all too good to poop in holes in the backyard.

<JBridge> And yeah, like I said. I lost a lot of blood a few days ago.
<Charlatan> Ouch.
<JBridge> Yeah.
<JBridge> Some crazy person jammed a needle into me.
<JBridge> I lost about a pint, I think.
<Charlatan> THIS IS WHY I SCREEN MY COCAINE DEALERS AHEAD OF TIME
<JBridge> Hey, at least I got juice and Cheez-Its out of it.

<SpruceZeus> the road to cockhalla is long and hard, because one must first endure Wangnarok

<Kashchei> the clitoris?
<Noimporta> And what would that be?

<EthZee> Come on, guys, I know I wasn't the only person to masturbate to it.

<Charlatan> I would describe the state of IT development as cancerous right now
<Charlatan> It is advancing rapidly but without any restraint or sensibility
<Nitya> haha you don't even know how many rants i hear about startups every day
<Rig> Or how many I make a day.
<Rig> Startups.
<Rig> Not rants.
<Nitya> rig's latest startup is a replacement for irc optimized for complaining about startups

<Alkthash> Oh god, there is nothing that is not terrifying about duck reproduction

<Noimporta> Did you finish LoGH?
<Rei> Yes
<Noimporta> What did you think of it?
<Rei> It was good
<Noimporta> Care elaborating a bit more?
<Rei> No
<Noimporta> I know you're usually not fond of being verbose about this stuff, but I find it hard to believe that all you made out of a 110 episode long space opera is "good".
<Rei> Fine
<Noimporta> I mean, who was your favourite character/s? Who did you agree with? Favourite battle? What did you think of the contrast between Reinhard's idealism and Yang's cynicism? something.
<Rei> It was really good
<Noimporta> ...

<Nitya> writing fortran while not owning a slide rule is a syntax error

<JuanCarlos> @yt Congratulations EVA 14 languages
<Omnipresence> JuanCarlos: YouTube: Obama's Bra 54 Double "D", 2702333 views
<JuanCarlos> ...