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<JackMackerel> Mari is NOT yandere
<GMH[onlinesecretlyfrombed]> i hear she's just insane
<Alkthash> She's an Eva character.
<Alkthash> Something is wrong with her.

<ColorPrinter> AN ANT BIT MY COCK OKAY

<jseblan> Charlatan you can't use your butt as a server
<jseblan> it only has one port and it... it's occupied
<jseblan> I'm having horrifying images right now
* jseblan plunges head in bleach

<BattlecupIsScowling> >:[ Nitya, I will shank you.
<BattlecupIsScowling> WITHOUT HESITATION
<Nitya> :)

<Haruspex> It may be a unit of measure, but it's also a literal flower.
<Haruspex> Figuratively speaking.

<Alkthash> I don't. Her typing quirk of saying This One pisses me off.
<goodtimesfreegrog> This one suspects that one is hurt in that one's butt.

<Barcodubstep> teach me how to deugy

<Rig> +decide porny comments about parents not being home for a while|you can be classier than that
<rollermine> Rig: you can be classier than that
<Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "are you from ireland? because my penis is-" he was cut off by the sound of an explosion
<Rig> "There once was a man from Nantucket," the lance corporal began to recite before the railgun shell tore his arm off.
<Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "Maybe after we're done this spacewalk we can head back to my quarters for a little..." He gesticulated feebly within his spacesuit, the movements lost within its bulky folds.

<IllFlower> "moe-moe Bullet-chan is too embarrassed to pierce through the innocent bystander's skin! that's so perverted!"