<feep> :ahem: <feep> identity equals record of work <feep> thank you <feep> (yes that means consciousness is basically bitcoin) <feep> (yes that means you can build a currency on it) <Hopper> Logical conclusion, everybody is inflated pigheads in the future
<Barcode> "Environmental Enforcement Officer" Hell yes. <Barcode> "Spallini, when I get to the bottom of your oil trading black market, your ass is grass." <IllFlower> "Literally. I will inject chlorophyll *into* your gluteus maximus."
<Arha> this torrent has said it's a day away from completion for a good three days now <Arha> I'm beginning to suspect that maybe the ETA is not entirely accurate <IllFlower> Arha: No, your torrent's just travelling at relativistic speeds. For the information in the torrent, it's a day. For poor old you, it's 365,284,285,192,746 years.
<Nitya> find me an exploit to let you edit other people's favorite groups, i'll fill it with untranslated mandaean toho porn for you <IllFlower> I, uh, is that a thing? <Nitya> i dunno, maybe? touhou's pretty popular, right? <Nitya> surely it has penetrated to rural iran. <IllFlower> I Googled and found 40,900 results so I assume the answer is "yes." <Nitya> likely. <Nitya> the first two results are tvtropes. <Nitya> i didn't ask for this. <Nitya> actually i guess i did ask for this, because one of the tvtropes results is a forum post i made. <Icon> lol. <Icon> Current Nitya owned by Past Nitya
<Reyendo> You must be a rapist. <Reyendo> You rapist. <Reyendo> and a communist. <Reyendo> a rapist-communist. <Electivirus> Rapunist. <Reyendo> So, you rape while espousing marxist values? <Reyendo> Or do you marx while espousing rapist values? <TibetanFox> Hey, the communist bit is all you, Comrade. <TibetanFox> Now put on this Ushanka and bend over.
<IllFlower> I've heard all number of conflicting things. All I know is that when I wake up, there is a good chance of me being tired. <Zakdos> don't wake up then <IllFlower> Zakdos: Yeah, I'll just run this channel in my DREAMS, with a DREAM IRC CLIENT on my DREAM COMPUTER <IllFlower> And on my DREAM COMPUTER I will run THE ELECTRIC SHEEP SCREEN SAVER, thus opening myself up to A LARGE AMOUNT OF SILLY ANDROID JOKES
<JBridge> Incidentally, what would you say is the best UI for Linux these days? <Nitya> buying a mac
<IllFlower> Hi GoggleFox. Hi box. Hi socks. Hi incoming lawsuit from Dr. Seuss' estate.
<Generality> I can't believe films are still using "10% of your brain". <Nitya> it applies to so many things though <Nitya> like, take tires. at any given time only a bit of it is touching the ground. probably even less than a tenth! <Nitya> what i'm saying is if we started using 100% of our tires at once the possibilities are limitless. <Barcode> you still always use 100% of your tyres, the whole thing contains air pressure <Nitya> the air's not touching the ground! USELESS.
<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.