<Saladofstones> also had a really awkward moment
<JBridge> Hm?
<Saladofstones> walked in on my dad and his girlfriend sleeping together
<Saladofstones> I noticed the door was closed, and I thought, huh this is weird
<Saladofstones> and I thought my dad was depressed, so I thought they got into a fight
<Saladofstones> and nope
<Saladofstones> nope nope nope
<JBridge> Welp.
<JBridge> If it's any consolation, I had a somewhat similar moment last Saturday.
<JBridge> I've probably mentioned that people can pay to have their birthday party at High Scores.
<JBridge> Well, apparently one couple at last Saturday's party took the name a bit too literally.
<JBridge> Since I went to use the can, and noticed that the door was both closed, and bumping.
<Saladofstones> oh jesus
<JBridge> Fortunately, there's another bathroom right next to that one.
<Saladofstones> I like your thinking
<Saladofstones> "oh fuck people having sex"
<Saladofstones> "Well the stall -next- to them is clear"
<Saladofstones> cue you whistling while you whittle

*** Nitya entered the room
<Iverum> As I was saying, Solstace becomes jealous of Jackerel's open 'affection' for Nitya and opens his heart (among other things) to Nitya in response.
<Iverum> Shit.
<Iverum> He's back.
<Nitya> okay nevermind
*** Nitya left the room

<Alkthash> why would you ban evade at TVT?
<Alkthash> It's like trying to play with the annoying older brother who keeps beating you up and breaking your toys.
<Alkthash> Sure they may seem cool, but when the divorce settlement comes and you each have to go with different parents, you aren't supposed to miss the sibling who made fun miserable.
<Alkthash> This metaphor keeps getting depressing now that  I think about what I'm actually saying.

<BarcoDoomRL> killed the dimensional shambled
<BarcoDoomRL> quite frankly it was scary. suddenly, quake monster in my doom
<Generality> Is that like peanut butter in your chocolate?
<BarcoDoomRL> except the peanut butter is the size of an SUV standing on its bumper, is organic, throws blasts of nondescript, damaging energy at you, and teleports every other turn

<Juan> yeah man true friendship is when you can just go straight up to a friend and call them a motherfucker. if they're offended, then those people and you can't be friends
<Juan> this is a fact of life

<StarGirl00> I bought an umbrella today
<Noimporta> Why did you buy an umbrella? Canada is so cold it rains icicles, you need chainmail, not an umbrella!
<Fluid> Now I kinda feel old :/
<Noimporta> Fluid: Why? You were around when chainmail was fashionable?

<jseblan> wait, Champions Online uses procedural generation?
<Nitya> tons of stuff does
<Nitya> it's the new sexy
<jseblan> kind of old for a new sexy
<Nitya> everything new and sexy in computer science is actually like forty years old.
<RocketDude> So, is the actually new stuff even sexier, or is it like wine where the sexiness increases with age and why am I putting so much thought into this

<Solstace> D8s are not nearly as bad as D4s.
<Solstace> Those things are caltrops in dice form.

<Haruspex> see, you haven't gotten to demon politics! they have all kinds of clans, some of which look like wolfmonsters or whatever and some of which look like giant tits.

<Solstace> YOU, TOO, CAN PROGRAM YOUR OWN HUMAN!  ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LEARN THE FUNCTION OF THE BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF GENETIC SEQUENCES, SYNTHESIZE A FETUS, AND BRAINWASH THE FUCK OUT OF THE KID!
<Vorpy> HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH HUMAN PROGRAMMING