*** GMH left the room (quit: Quit: i just caused the topics of mpreg and the electoral college to occur simultaneously.  this is enough for me to deserve a /quit.)

<Barcodrawing> The realization that Tribes brought me regarding these projectiles actually made me very uninterested in shooters that weren't Tribes, for a while.
<Nitya> FPSs: misleading physics students since 1992
<Nitya> ("wait, so you can have two things at the same place but at different heights?")
<Barcodrawing> That was one of the proofs the Church had that the world was flat
<Barcodrawing> nobody had ever been found above someone else in the same place! how could the world be round
<Nitya> "are you implying there could be a race of mole-men, Gallileo??"
<Barcodrawing> "Why, of course! Haven't you played Gears of War?"

<DograMagra> "Could God make porn so disgusting that he couldn't fap to it?"  Good times.
<GMH> LOL
<GMH> WTF
<GMH> don't go outside, DograMagra, you might get hit by a penis-shaped bolt of lightning. 
<jseblan> Dogra: Maybe he can. The question is: Can he make porn so disgusting a human couldn't fap to it?

<CyberCharlatan> I CAN SEE FOREVER AND IT'S FULL OF LESBIANS

<sporkaganza> how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?

<Miijhal> Even a master martial artist like Jackie Chan can't always pull out fast enough

<ShoujiAn> What do I get as a representative of the Tzetzen empire?
<JackMackerel> A jackknife.
<Johann> ShoujiAn: sex
<Charlatan> ShoujiAn: A free anthology edition of the Illuminatus Trilogy.
<ShoujiAn> Hmm. All this sounds good...
* JackMackerel gives ShoujiAn a nasty looking knife
<Johann> well, i refuse to give you sex
<ShoujiAn> If I stab someone with it will they get a nasty disease?
<ShoujiAn> Ok
<Haruspex> You also get an anus dentata for dealing with Jackerel. Use it wisely.
<ShoujiAn> Cool!
<Charlatan> ...Anus dentata. Fascinating.
<JackMackerel> Strapons.
<JackMackerel> It STILL hurts :<
<Haruspex> I don't think that "anus" is actually Latin (?), but Tzetzeans speak Byzantine Greek anyway.

<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.

<GravelordNito> I had a dream that I was a child abused pedophiliac owl with electric powers last night
<GravelordNito> No idea what that says abou the
<RocketDude> That you're a pedophilic sith master?

<dove> FUCK THAT NOISE
<Rhyme|Saigyouji> ...TWEWY erotic fic, dove?