<Nitya> Is "Voyages Through Weight Space" the name of a niche porno, a high school math textbook, or what <JuanCarlos> porno math textbook <Nitya> and it's actually the name of, shockingly, a neuro paper <Nitya> the subtitle is "Network Models of an Escape Reflex in the Leech" <Nitya> which is probably not a porno but I'm not 100% on that
<Nitya> blamspam: you gonna pop up every time I mention penises? <blamspam> nooo <Nitya> you continue to deny the penis mojo <blamspam> It's late enough that penises are officially the funniest thing ever <blamspam> I'm laughing just thinking about it <blamspam> oogly noogly penises <blamspam> what would you do if your penis had a dolphin face on the end? [Later...] <Nitya> blamspam is very sensitive about her extreme penis girth
<Rig> «Purrloin used Quick Claw to move first. Purrloin is asleep.» Well, shit. <jseblan> more like Purrloin is fast asleep <Rig> ¬.¬ <Rig> That is the worst fucking pun.
* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football <Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA. <kingCrackers> General ruffianism! <Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____< * Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone <Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please * Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there <Fiora> *phew* <kingCrackers> Ow. <Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are * Nitya reaches endzone! <Fiora> I am not a football ;_; <Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\ <Fiora> I'm not THAT small! <Nitya> YEAH-HOO! * Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration! <Buttercupistiny> D: * Fiora dies <Glowsquid> spousal abuse! <Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_; <Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~! <Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl <Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then <Fiora> um I'm fiora <Nitya> what's a fiora <Fiora> me <Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!
<zeroplusalpha> What is my sudden obsession with quintuplets???
<IllFlower> Oh, we can recruit Nitya as our second voice actor. Nitya, can you say "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~"? <Nitya> if you give me a tongue depresser <IllFlower> Not that kind of "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~". More of the kind that you would make when ivoryRum violates your innocence.
<Barcode> also i have no idea what the tech trees are <wagahaiwasaladdearu> wait it added tech trees? <ponicalica> C&C's always had a tech hierarchy. <ponicalica> you have to build a refinery before you build a war factory before you build a tech center, etc. <wagahaiwasaladdearu> true but it was less of a tree <wagahaiwasaladdearu> since it was pretty much "build x to get y" <Nitya> the tech vine <Barcode> tech pole. <wagahaiwasaladdearu> tech southern family tree
<Nova> Evangelion yuri, obviously <Haven> *bursts in through the wall kool aid man style*
<Barcode> I've got a tier 2. I'm gonna be busy for a lil, but next time I'll roll witcha. <AliceTensei> Now I'm just imagining gangsters in tanks. <AliceTensei> And no, not the sophisticated type of gangster. <Barcode> tank cannons are all fired sideways, AliceTensei. You just can't tell because only the barrel shows. <AliceTensei> Do the tanks wear backwards baseball caps? <Barcode> yup. the turret-rear ammo storage is the brim.
<Solstace> StarGirl00: You are extremely talkative tonight. Did someone die?