<Abyssinia> He's generally agreed to have invented firefighting, libraries, and prostitution, though. <Abyssinia> And lightning. <stiva> I heard he invented thinking. <Abyssinia> That's actually an urban legend, he just applied for the first American patent on it.
<zeroplusalpha> Maybe in like five years we'll have COD XIII-2: People's Liberation for make benefit for glory of People's Republic.
<Nova> Evangelion yuri, obviously <Haven> *bursts in through the wall kool aid man style*
<Solstace> ponicalica: >:|||||||| <Nitya> yeah, ponicalica, greater than colon series of pipes. <HederaHelix> Uh oh, Solstace has eight mouths! Run! <Lin_Chong> The crawling chaos. <RocketDude> We always knew that Solstace was an abomination under that bishie skin <Barcode> abishonenation <Nitya> bishbomination. <jseblan> From His eight mouth screams the End of Man, and it spews flames of great heat. The Solstace comes and with it our doom, and great music.
<Nitya> If I don't successfully pick up 420 girls, I am going to die in a lot of different ways.
<Charlatan> Which variant of the Atlas is the kung fu one again? <AliceTensei> ...how did i read kung fu as king of spain <AliceTensei> how <Charlatan> KING FERDINAND ATLAS. <AliceTensei> @g the king of spain was a mech pilot <Omnipresence> AliceTensei: Google: Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja - Television Tropes & Idioms: While Hughes Gouli is usually just an ordinary mecha pilot in Overman King Gainer he occasionally awesome puts on his ninja suit... — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja <AliceTensei> .................... <Barmoured_code_V> Sounds about right, AliceTensei <Charlatan> i think i have an idea for a game now
<IllFlower> >tsuncode <Barcode> it's not like i'm saying "it's not like I like her or anything" or anything. <IllFlower> Dude, you just embedded an "it's not like" sentence inside another "it's not like" sentence. <IllFlower> That's, like, critical tsundere.
<Nakiami> Why would anyone want to download yugioh games? <Arha> Nakiami: To atone for terrible sins
<ShoujiAn> What do I get as a representative of the Tzetzen empire? <JackMackerel> A jackknife. <Johann> ShoujiAn: sex <Charlatan> ShoujiAn: A free anthology edition of the Illuminatus Trilogy. <ShoujiAn> Hmm. All this sounds good... * JackMackerel gives ShoujiAn a nasty looking knife <Johann> well, i refuse to give you sex <ShoujiAn> If I stab someone with it will they get a nasty disease? <ShoujiAn> Ok <Haruspex> You also get an anus dentata for dealing with Jackerel. Use it wisely. <ShoujiAn> Cool! <Charlatan> ...Anus dentata. Fascinating. <JackMackerel> Strapons. <JackMackerel> It STILL hurts :< <Haruspex> I don't think that "anus" is actually Latin (?), but Tzetzeans speak Byzantine Greek anyway.
<JuanCarlos> things people need to stop saying: Nope.avi <JuanCarlos> inb4 nope.avi <RocketDude> Heck no.png