<Haruka> screw periods
<Haruka> although how i'd screw them would be hard
<Haruka> since periods are one dimensional
<Haruka> and i lack a penis

<Alkthash> Jackerel - man why does she have to be difficult? Ten's screwdriver would be a much more efficient shape for a sex toy.

<jseblan> damn it, Internet. "Aphrodite scat" made me think "one goddess, one cup"

*** StarGirl00 entered the room
<Noimporta> Welcome back, yet again, StarGirl00
<ponicalica> hey StarGirl00 
<ponicalica> how are you?
<StarGirl00> Good
<ponicalica> I wonder if I said "how are your evil world domination plans going?" would she respond with "Good"?
<Noimporta> Well, I wouldn't be surprised if she was actually doing that, you know, Beware the Quiet Ones
<ponicalica> on the other hand, I'm not sure StarGirl00 wants world domination.  I think she'd just be happy with Shinji/Kaworu

<Charlatan> @topic Dark Soles II - Prepare Toe Die
<Haven> bet sprucezeus’ll get a kick out of that
<Charlatan> ..........*slow clap*
<Medicine> Make all the puns you want, just be sure not to put your foot in your mouth.

<Cultist> "2244096 hours later" this fucking comic.
<Cultist> @wa 2244096 hours
<Omnipresence> Cultist: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: 2244096 hours [...] — Comparisons as time: ~~ 1.3 × approximate time one would have to lie (+321 more characters)
<jseblan> can you @more? I'm curious about that last part
<Cultist> @more
<Omnipresence> Cultist: supine before a bird would poop in one's mouth (~~ 200 yr ) [...]
<jseblan> ...
<Cultist> snort

<Myrdradek> I had a dream someone on #yackfest wanted to know if, historically, it was accurate that cowboys fucked holes in the ground
<Haruspex> what did we conclude
<Alicia> Sorry I asked man
<Rig> I’ve never heard of that.
<Rig> But I want to know if that’s accurate.
<Haruspex> shit what if we're in mydradek's dream right n
<Alicia> oh man
<Myrdradek> Google is inconclusive
<JBridge> Myrdradek: There's like two recorded instances of it. I can't find the sources right now, though.
<Myrdradek> o_o
<Alicia> Thank you based JBridge.
<JBridge> You're welcome.

<Kanade> I'M A KLEPTOMANIAC. I STOLE IT FROM SCHOOL.

< Quadrangularis> "Given a certain prime set, with general element pi,j; under the inversion operation, pi,j→I(pi, 12 - j); that is, each element of the prime set is mapped into an element with identical order number but with set number the complement (mod.12) [sic] of the original set number." yep that's how music works
< ponicalica>  what's a prime set
< Runaround> @w prime set >! Wikipedia has the answer.
<@Omnipresence> : Wikipedia: Optimus Prime: Optimus Prime is a character from the Transformers franchise. Prime is the leader of the Autobots, a faction of transforming rob... — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimus_Prime

<IllFlower> THERE IS NO FORUM, ONLY ZUUL.
<IllFlower> THERE IS NO CONTROVERSY, ONLY REFERENCES TO MOVIES THAT WERE MADE EITHER BEFORE I WAS BORN, OR WHEN I WAS FAR TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THEM.