<Solstace> "wading through a sea of dongs" sounds like it could be a line in a rap.
<Iverum> Or a trip to China.

<Nova> i have way too much touhou yuri.
<Charlatan> LIES. Never enuff.
<Charlatan> There is only "insufficient yuri" and "insufficient hard drive space".

<Barcode> eX: We are mailing each other slaps of concrete, yes.
<eX> Barcode: That's pretty dense
* Nitya plays rimshot
<eX> thank you, thank you, i am here all week
<JuanCarlos> Next week, we get an actual comedian
<eX> JuanCarlos: {{Actually Pretty Funny}}
<JuanCarlos> Thank you. I'll be here next week if you need me. B)

<Barcode> I will admit I don't know why I bothered pursuing this line of thought but I have no idea why you guys are pretending that you can't bring a knife anywhere near your body without spontaneously amputating all of your limbs.

<ColorPrinter> So in my dwarf fortress world there's a god depicted as an anchovy that once cursed a serpent woman and turned her into a were-giraffe.
<ColorPrinter> I can't even make that shit up.

<JBridge|elsewhere> Obviously, Nagato is connected to a plane filled with skeletons preforming basic instructions. The Data Integrated Sentient Entity is actually a lich.

<IllFlower> I've heard all number of conflicting things. All I know is that when I wake up, there is a good chance of me being tired.
<Zakdos> don't wake up then
<IllFlower> Zakdos: Yeah, I'll just run this channel in my DREAMS, with a DREAM IRC CLIENT on my DREAM COMPUTER
<IllFlower> And on my DREAM COMPUTER I will run THE ELECTRIC SHEEP SCREEN SAVER, thus opening myself up to A LARGE AMOUNT OF SILLY ANDROID JOKES

<Nitya> "It is only equipped with a 12.6mm Vulcan, but it gets additional firepower by eating chili peppers or a car battery, after which the elephant becomes able to breathe fire or to shoot lightning from it's proboscis." it's an exciting time to be a soldier

<barcode> "please don’t be ashamed to like something, though! i get so many messages that are like “awe man im so embarrassed of liking hetalia/anime/ect.” it’s not your responsibility to babysit any less unsavory people in your fandom. be proud of your interests!! if you’re a good person that is all that matters.  " but….camping as a moeification of a beach-head

<Korgmeister> Hmm, it appears to be about a bunch of rich, pretty boys who seduce wealthy women for money.
<Korgmeister> This could be relevant to my interests.