<Solstace> YOU, TOO, CAN PROGRAM YOUR OWN HUMAN! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LEARN THE FUNCTION OF THE BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF GENETIC SEQUENCES, SYNTHESIZE A FETUS, AND BRAINWASH THE FUCK OUT OF THE KID! <Vorpy> HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH HUMAN PROGRAMMING
<JBridge> @crackship <Omnipresence> Crack shipping: JBridge / JBridge
01:13:42 <Solstace> Oh, god, I'm getting sucked into the world of Penguindrum analysis. 01:13:44 <Solstace> >.> 01:14:14 <Spacethash> It could be worse Solstace. 01:14:20 <JBridge> Yeah. 01:14:20 <Solstace> You're right. 01:14:25 <Solstace> It could be Evangelion analysis. 01:14:25 <JBridge> You could be analyzing Eva.
<ponicalica> not wrong but i really don't think you should be comfortable with a literal military dictatorship deciding anything regardless of it accidentally according with social justice
<IllFlower> I didn't know Hikari carried handcuffs on her. <IllFlower> She must be into some kinky stuff. <Alicia> Oh my God, IllFlower. <Alicia> You have to be prepared, man. <IllFlower> Because opportunities for bondage could come at any moment. Got it. <Alicia> NOOOO. <Alicia> They're... magical. <Alicia> >:C <ponicalica> Magical bondage. Got it. <Alicia> OH GOD DAMN IT. <Alicia> Who cares as long as they're under control. <Alicia> Wait. Damn it. * Alicia just shuts up now.
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<Alkthash> why would you ban evade at TVT? <Alkthash> It's like trying to play with the annoying older brother who keeps beating you up and breaking your toys. <Alkthash> Sure they may seem cool, but when the divorce settlement comes and you each have to go with different parents, you aren't supposed to miss the sibling who made fun miserable. <Alkthash> This metaphor keeps getting depressing now that I think about what I'm actually saying.
<zeroplusalpha> What is my sudden obsession with quintuplets???
<GMH> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nERrUQbtGDY&feature=related <Omnipresence> URL (1/1): YouTube - YAY PEPTO BISMOL <GMH> <blahcomando> DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA this should be banned in 7 states <JBridge> That video? It kicks ass. * JBridge has quit (Excess Flood) * JBridge has joined #yackfest <JBridge> Whoops. <JBridge> too much DIARRHEA.
<TParadox> So tonight, the moon turned to blood and the stars fell from the sky. It can only mean one thing. <TParadox> Net Neutrality is dead. <[DOA]> Cthulhu ftaghn, ïa ïa Comcast