#98
<SpruceZeus> today i put.......... JELLY on this hot god
<SpruceZeus> today i put.......... JELLY on this hot god
*** Charlatan has joined #yackfest * Charlatan bonelessly morphs into channel * Alicia morphlessly channels into bone. <Nitya> both of those sound really pauinfujl <Alicia> Not to goddesses. <Alicia> Charlie is Charlie so probably not to him. <Charlatan> I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME. <Charlatan> IT IS A *GOOD* PAIN. * Charlatan vomits forth a thousand eyeless rats <Alicia> See, told you Nitya.
<Iverum> Welcome back, JackMack. <JackMackerel> Thanks. <Buttercupistiny> hello stabby friend * TParadox preemptively stabs JackMackerel <Alkthash> Hey * JackMackerel parried the stab. <TParadox> Your reaction time is weak. I stabbed you like half an hour ago. <Alkthash> We're in a fighting anime. That's plenty of time to pary <Iverum> That whole time was JackMackerel reminiscing about the time Tzetze taught him the master parry. <Iverum> In sepia. <JackMackerel> And then I raped him on accident. <JuanCarlos> You can't rape people on accident. <Iverum> JuanCarlos: Well, the ultimate parry is done with the penis. <Alkthash> Just admit that you auto parry by using your flab to absorb bullet wounds.
<GMH> okay, give me a noun that you think fits "easily fooled" <Darxzero> Voters
<Nova> kiwis are the worst bird <Nova> worship owls instead <Alkthash> Do you really want to go down this road Nova? Dark thinks lie down this path <Alkthash> Bluh. I don't want to hear another thing about owls. The next person who says anything about the devil birds will get cut. Immediately after that I will lick the wound to savor their fear and surprise. But not content that they have been kissed twice, first by my steel and then by my hate, I will whisper 8 words in their ear. And then they will take five steps and have their heart stop as a host of maggots begins to crawl out their eyes <Alkthash> Eventually enveloping their body in a coccoon of festering pain and despair. <Alkthash> And then I will drop the spaghetti to get senpai to notice me
<sporkaganza> how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
<GMH> anyone here speak russian? <JBridge> Nein. <AttObl> Iie. <JetstreamJuan> no <JetstreamJuan> that's spanish for no
* Solstace blows vuvuzudak <TParadox> Ew, get a room. <Vuvuzudak> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
<Chadrahan> Maybe we could find some way to evacuate the atmosphere from orbit, so as to asphyxiate the angels. <Barcode> Do they breathe? <Barcode> I suppose so. <Wilhelm> considering orbital Angels <Wilhelm> I'm not sure that'd work <Chadrahan> One way to find out. <Barcode> orbital angels —> And use the oxygen to pump up and blow up the orbital Angels. A la dig dug <Barcode> the air* <Chadrahan> Exactly. <Chadrahan> Evangelion is just a fancier Dig Dug.
<Nitya> There's got to be something wrong with just attributing a quote «--Buddha». Good ol' Christians give you not just the book, but the fucking sentence number!