Room 208

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#994

Rated 65 by 21 users
<Tibetanfox> I mean, my car is old enough that if it were a girl I could legally and consensually fuck her.
<Tibetanfox> Goddamn. That is the worst analogy I have made in this channel.
<Tibetanfox> Ever.

#650

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Lou> [/me strikes Motoko with the Shotgun of Stop Shipping]
<Osip_Zhgun[Barcode]> [that just fans the fires! hitting people with your rifle is known as butt-stroking]

#99

Rated 25 by 18 users
<Rotty> poni, "civilization" means "city-dwelling". Without farming, you can't support cities.
<GMH> wait
<GMH> since when did civilization mean city-dwelling?
<Logopolis> GMH: He's No-True-Scotsmanning
<BonSequitur> GMH: Since Rottweiler decided that ethymology is the final arbitrer of word usage and meaning.
<ponicalica> GMH: I think "civilization" does in fact derive from the Latin word for "city".  But that doesn't mean shit.
<GMH> yeah?
<GMH> well, it's so excellent it's egregious!
<ponicalica> To pull out an old example I've used a bunch of times: AMBULANCES DO NOT WALK.
<BonSequitur> 'Civilization' <- Civitas
<Rotty> You can't have civilization without the civis.
<GMH> actually
<GMH> i can
<GMH> i only need "civi"

#1027

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Tibbles> I've been trying to do Patchy in Saints Row 3 =P
<Tibbles> It doesn't help that I can't be fucked doing faces properly and just hit the random button until I see something acceptable.
<Tibbles> That's how I ended up with my first boss being a chubby Jewish lady.

#397

Rated 50 by 13 users
<JackMackerel>  >_>_>_>_>_>
  <ponicalica>  >_>    <_<
  <ponicalica>  >_>   <_<
  <ponicalica>  >_>  <_<
  <ponicalica>  >_> <_<
  <ponicalica>  >_><_<
  <ponicalica>  *KABOOM*

#417

Rated 69 by 14 users
<Tenri> How are you guys doing?
<IllFlower> I'm saying something in order to provide the illusion of activity, but nothing's really happening.
<IllFlower> Mostly I am busy killing my computer by making it do too many things at once.
<Tenri> Which things?
<IllFlower> Making it run Windows in a virtual machine alongside a bunch of other stuff that I don't feel like closing.
<IllFlower> The sound of my hard drive paging stuff back and forth from swap almost sounds like the scream of an innocent maiden about to be violated.

#884

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Iverum> Bluh, I have a calcium deficiency.
<Barcode> drink more milk then
<divert_time> or kill Barcode and eat his bones
<Barcode> i'll have you know that I have all sorts of methods of neutralizing calcium-deficient threats
<AliceTensei> Kill Barcode and eat his bones mixed with milk. Made from bones.
<KanyarMaryam> .decide read more about meditation | sew | write gay porn
<feepbot> KanyarMaryam: write gay porn
<Nitya> eat gay porn made from barcode's bones.
<divert_time> write gay porn involving Barcode's bones
<KanyarMaryam> So I'm going to write the porn on his bones...?
<KanyarMaryam> And it will involve them?

#965

Rated 53 by 8 users
<CTrombley> Everyone knows that lesbians get a free toaster oven if they recruit new lesbians.

#755

Rated 76 by 12 users
<JuanCarlos> no fuck you, jseblan, i'm fucking clint eastwood and there's nothing you guys can do about it
<Haven> ...so he's on top right

#292

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Alkthash> Yen notes danmaku?
<Alkthash> Somebody make that fangame.
<zeroplusalpha> I believe that's called "investment banking."