Room 208

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#504

Rated 31 by 17 users
<Sat> I'M NOT BEING FUCKING TSUNDERE

#613

Rated 65 by 7 users
<JBridge> So, my parents are on this really strict diet.
<JBridge> The only kind of bread they can eat is that untasty kind.
<JBridge> Not wheat, but some grain.
<Barcodecoterrorist> Pseudowholegrain?
<JBridge> I think I remember they were talking about Control, Commitment, Concentration, and a bunch of other stuff.
<Barcodecoterrorist> how about Don't Drink Soda, Don't Eat Dessert, Don't Eat Too Much, And Exercise
<JBridge> I think it was the Seven Cs of Rye.
<Barcodecoterrorist> seven.
<JBridge> Yes, that was all for the pun.
<Barcodecoterrorist> too much effort
<JBridge> Maybe.
<Barcodecoterrorist> well let's hear all the seas, then.
<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TizHxIKwyc
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - ‪The Seven Seas Of Rhye by Queen with lyrics‬‏
<Barcodecoterrorist> wait
<Barcodecoterrorist> ERROR: Too much meta. (2097)

#91

Rated 53 by 8 users
Korgmeister: Dude this is like Metal Wolf Chaos: The Eroge.

#351

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Lin_Chong> I really wonder about these advertising policies.
<Lin_Chong> Why do the bait-and-switch at all?
<Alkthash> Because tits are a fast way to get attention?
<Lin_Chong> Once people realize that it's not ecchi and instead a cheap MMPORG, then they'll just leave.
<Alkthash> Well yeah. But a few will stay around.
<TParadox> "BOOBIES! Oh, an MMO? Sure, why not."
<Alkthash> Oh wait I have to pay to do anything fun?
<TParadox> [[strike:It's just like real women!]]

#125

Rated 51 by 4 users
<StarGirl00> Touhou fan art hit rock bottom a long time ago.
<StarGirl00> And just kept on digging

#759

Rated 44 by 3 users
<ColorPrinter> So in my dwarf fortress world there's a god depicted as an anchovy that once cursed a serpent woman and turned her into a were-giraffe.
<ColorPrinter> I can't even make that shit up.

#910

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Alkthash> Although it's times like this that I had like 20 dildos. So when the insurance adjustment spook comes in to check my apartment he just sees a cock Christmas tree, so bold it would make the most brazen drag queen blush. And he would be left wondering what sort of folks live there and go home and stare at the wall and think of dildos.

#1220

Rated 70 by 9 users
<IllFlower> I'm having trouble distinguishing between your description of organic chemistry nomenclature and a doge meme. I think that spells bad news for the former.

#633

Rated 64 by 16 users
<Sakuya>  anyway, relgion is just a crutch, and excuse for people to look away and not accept the truth of the world.
<Sakuya>  a long line of ostriches with their heads buried in the sand.
<Lin_Chong>  Yeah we got that.
<Lin_Chong>  And look at your hand. 
<Lin_Chong>  And then back at me.
<Lin_Chong>  Then look at your hand.
<Lin_Chong>  And then back at me.
<Lin_Chong>  Your religion-clutch /isn't/ me.
<Lin_Chong>  But he could /believe/ like me if he started on a religion that was /fun/ and stopped believing in something unfun.
<Lin_Chong>  Look back at your hand. And then back at me.
<Lin_Chong>  I'm on the planes of Nirvana, clutching the fires that is enlightenment.
<Lin_Chong>  Look at your atheism. It is silly and has no fun stories.
<Lin_Chong>  Now look! The fires are now battle-axes for you to slay your friends fall all eternity!
<Lin_Chong>  Anything is possible when you believe in a deistic religion and /not/ passionate rationalism.
<Lin_Chong>  I'm on Sleipnir.

#1039

Rated 82 by 18 users
<IllFlower> it wasn't my plan to RP a sarcastic character. it just happens when you're cast alongside JBridge and JackMackerel :p