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<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.
<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.
<JBridge> I remember back around my sophomore year in high school, two girls came up to me, and asked if I had fallopian tubes. I said no, and mentioned something about their epidermis showing. <JBridge> Now however, I realize how I SHOULD'VE responded. <JBridge> "Yes. They're not mine, but I DO have them. If you want to see, I could bring the jar in some time." <GuitarBizarre> Yeah. Flirting, disgusting, and witty in one fell swoop <GuitarBizarre> you'd have been knee deep in vagina by the time you turned around <Jayden> Ewwwww <Jayden> As a friendly word of advice; it's not your leg you're supposed to stuff in there <Jayden> If you're knee deep in vagina you're doing it very wrong <GuitarBizarre> Jayden: or horrifically right!
<Lin_Chong> I really wonder about these advertising policies. <Lin_Chong> Why do the bait-and-switch at all? <Alkthash> Because tits are a fast way to get attention? <Lin_Chong> Once people realize that it's not ecchi and instead a cheap MMPORG, then they'll just leave. <Alkthash> Well yeah. But a few will stay around. <TParadox> "BOOBIES! Oh, an MMO? Sure, why not." <Alkthash> Oh wait I have to pay to do anything fun? <TParadox> [[strike:It's just like real women!]]
<Wicked223> @g the system is deown <Omnipresence> Google: System of a Down — http://www.systemofadown.com/ <Wicked223> HA <GoggleFox> And then <GoggleFox> Make TVTropes's server work <GoggleFox> DO EET <Electivirus> @g deown <Omnipresence> Google: Emerald theme manager, not switching themes? [Archive] - Ubuntu Forums — http://ubuntuforums.org/archive/index.php/t-419536.html <Electivirus> ... <GoggleFox> @g doen <Omnipresence> Google: Stichting DOEN - Home — http://www.doen.nl/web/show/id=44928 <GoggleFox> . . . I don't even want to know <Electivirus> @g deown in the dumps <Omnipresence> Google: Employees Down in the Dumps? That's Great News! | BNET — http://www.bnet.com/blog/tribal/employees-down-in-the-dumps-that-8217s-great-news/190 <Electivirus> .......... <jseblan> :| <Electivirus> @g deowntown <Omnipresence> Google: Vital Signs: What makes Metro Vancouver livable? - Social Studies — http://communities.canada.com/vancouversun/blogs/socialstudies/archive/2010/10/04/vital-signs-what-makes-metro-vancouver-livable.aspx <Electivirus> I give up.
<Kaguya|Darxzero> Ooo. A boss door. Let's see what horror awaits me... <Kaguya|Darxzero> ...Oh God. ...It's the Yellow Devil. D: <Kaguya|Darxzero> ...Well, that went badly. D: <GuitarBizarre> Fu Manchu kicked your ass?
<IllFlower> "brain.visual_memory.as_image_buffer(format: 'png')" <IllFlower> I don't know why my brain's interface is in Ruby. <Barcodrawing> because then you can say you've gone off the rails.
<Logopolis> SPEAKST THOU OF HORRIFIC FANFICTION? <GuitarBizarre> no <GuitarBizarre> just DLC's mind. <Logopolis> Good. <Logopolis> That shit's okay as long as nobody ever writes it down. <GuitarBizarre> though arguably DLC lives her life on the basis that she's living her own personal...fan...fiction... <GuitarBizarre> OH DEAR GOD <Arha> ... <Logopolis> Holy shit. <Arha> She's a self insert character <Arha> in her OWN LIFE <GuitarBizarre> WHAT THE FUCK <Logopolis> HOW? <GuitarBizarre> ARRRRRRRRRRRGH <Logopolis> She's a REAL Purity Sue. * Logopolis arms for battle <GuitarBizarre> PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH <GuitarBizarre> *NOW* *** Logopolis is now known as Ordhgard <Arha> I... bottle <Ordhgard> FEAR! FIRE! FOES! <Arha> I don't drink but I need to drink this thought away <Arha> make it stoooop
<AliceTensei> http://i46.tinypic.com/au8ly1.jpg Oh Fox, never change. <Nitya> Obama flip flops comfy, surprisingly affordable
<Barcode[out]> Rebound your cottons becusde
<jseblan> oh my god <jseblan> I have the perfect weapon against the clams