Room 208

Quote database

#545

Rated 69 by 14 users
<GuitarBizarre> Only a programmer could take a function that works perfectly and break it by improving it. 
<Nitya> It's basically standard procedure.

#893

Rated 61 by 6 users
<AliceTensei> http://i46.tinypic.com/au8ly1.jpg Oh Fox, never change.
<Nitya> Obama flip flops comfy, surprisingly affordable

#570

Rated 9 by 24 users
<Saturn> BEAM ME UP YODA

#943

Rated 70 by 15 users
* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football
<Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA.
<kingCrackers> General ruffianism!
<Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____<
* Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone
<Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please
* Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there
<Fiora> *phew*
<kingCrackers> Ow.
<Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are
* Nitya reaches endzone!
<Fiora> I am not a football ;_;
<Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\
<Fiora> I'm not THAT small!
<Nitya> YEAH-HOO!
* Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration!
<Buttercupistiny> D:
* Fiora dies
<Glowsquid> spousal abuse!
<Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_;
<Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~!
<Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl
<Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then
<Fiora> um I'm fiora
<Nitya> what's a fiora
<Fiora> me
<Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!

#725

Rated 44 by 6 users
<jseblan> AUGH
<jseblan> AAAUUUUGH FUCK
<jseblan> AWWW YESSS
<RocketDude> Enjoying yourself, jseblan?

#1135

Rated 72 by 10 users
<ponicalica> the video where an egg was fried in death valley was cool even thought it led to assholes trying to fry eggs without fucking skillets
<WildSeraph> Fucking the skillet is step number one in egg-frying.
<ponicalica> you don't think it was butter I was frying my eggs with, did you?

#400

Rated 65 by 7 users
<[DOA]> It's not like everybody has only one incarnation at any time. I mean, you're never going to meet several billion people, there's plenty of leeway
<JackerelMack> I'm an elf.
<JackerelMack> WHo was a vampire.
<JackerelMack> Then got turned into a dragon.
<JackerelMack> Who totally was in Bleach.
<JackerelMack> No one understands me.
<[DOA]> Don't mock my spirituality man :(

#612

Rated 55 by 12 users
<Tibetanfox> Anyhow, like I said, it's about how much you care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> Like, the guy who has been drawing for 10 years and pretty much looks the same as when they started.
<Tibetanfox> They don't really care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> Sure, they like drawing. But they don't care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> A person who cares is constantly looking for whatever the fuck they can learn, from anywhere and anyone, on how to improve.
<Tibetanfox> Like, they don't have to think about it. They just want it so bad that subconsciously, they are hunting for it, like a horny guy hunting for something to get his dick wet.
<Tibetanfox> INAPPROPRIATE ANALOGIES FTW
<Tibetanfox> (Haha, I said anal)

#522

Rated 22 by 8 users
<Tibetanfox> I mean, I know what gay porn is, but I don't know fuck about this new Pokemon.

#1231

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Nitya> "thanks for your feedback on single v double spacing - i took a weighted average of your answers and went with 1.37x spacing" this strikes me as very IllFlower, somehow
<IllFlower> I would never crowdsource something as important as line spacing.