Room 208

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#62

Rated 65 by 12 users
<BonSequitur> Sorry.
<BonSequitur> Sometimes the evil gets the better of me.
<BonSequitur> I've been working on it. I hardly ever wake up with a dead twelve-year-old covered in blood next to me.
<BonSequitur> Anymore.

#1193

Rated 61 by 6 users
<HederaHelix> I panic whenever I'm getting a B in stuff
<Puffin> you don't need to panic, I don't think
<Puffin> grades don't reflect learning, in my experience 
<Nitya> no, but they do reflect grades.

#79

Rated 62 by 11 users
<TheCharlinaut> Figures.
<TheCharlinaut> Heaven has angels playing trumpets.
<TheCharlinaut> Hell has...Vuvuzelas.

#659

Rated 44 by 3 users
<RocketDude> Does the needle bounce back and 3awm,D
<RocketDude> X ]pw/
<RocketDude> *forth
<RocketDude> My KeyScrambler is rebelling against me. :<

#456

Rated 17 by 21 users
<GuitarBizarre> {{niggerhater deluxe}}
<TropeBot> Trope NiggerhaterDeluxe doesn't exist. Closest match: Home Page http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage
<GuitarBizarre> Ladies and gentlemen.
<GuitarBizarre> TVTropes is racist.

#866

Rated 56 by 9 users
<IllFlower> Fioraを二次元女体化!『服はプラグスーツで、ノーマルな目で赤髪のセミロングのサイドポニーでエロエロで悪女な感じ』のようだ // "Wearing a plugsuit [ha], with normal eyes and semi-long red hair in a side ponytail. A seductive, femme fatale kind of aura."
<Jack> so fiora is uh, asuka in a ponytail
<Solstace> Fiora: Marry me.

#39

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Buttercupistiny> My bible has pretty little Precious Moments insets
<Buttercupistiny> Because I am a GIRL
<Buttercupistiny> And girl bibles need such things >_>
<TParadox> Buttercup is a Guy In Real Life? Everything I know is wrong!
<Buttercupistiny> EXACTLY
<Buttercupistiny> My boobs and girly bits are A GIGANTIC LIE

#123

Rated 62 by 11 users
<StarGirl00> I hate wasps
<StarGirl00> And bees
<StarGirl00> And anything else that can sting you
<Noimporta> Like syringes?
<StarGirl00> Yes
<StarGirl00> I am fine with the animals as long as there is a glass wall between me and them
<StarGirl00> Like at an aquarium or something
<Noimporta> Bees at an aquarium? I need to go to Canada at least once in my lifetime

#617

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Alkthash> It looks like a fucking Pinata massacre went down and we used their hides as decoration

#1260

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Nitya> "they felt despair, followed by an inexplicable craving for meat, then despair, then more meat"
<zeroplusalpha> That's any Brit after a Friday night bender.