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<Alkthash> The girl at the checkout was bagging the lady in front of me 's groceries and she asked "What the heck do you need with 14 cans of whipped cream?"
<Alkthash> Automatically I answered "Supplies for an orgy."
<Alkthash> The lady in front of me had her face turn bright red.
<Cogito> That means it was true.
<VicariousShaner> Did she slap you?
<Alkthash> No.
<VicariousShaner> did she at least invite you?

<jseblan> Charlatan you can't use your butt as a server
<jseblan> it only has one port and it... it's occupied
<jseblan> I'm having horrifying images right now
* jseblan plunges head in bleach

<zeroplusalpha> But look, it was Shinobi, and like, it's really REALLY hard, and I've been trying to finish it since the game's release in 2002.
<Tcaolin> I could whip you or something I suppose. and if it's any consolation I've spent an unreasonable amount of time playing flash games this week
<blamspam> You /would/ want to go whipping him, pervert
<blamspam> ♥

<Saladofstones> its cool things got delayed since I had to help my brother get props for his movie
<Saladofstones> evidently its about some guy with an ak-47 and a gas mask
<Barcodrawing> Most movies are.
<Alicia> Even Ponyo?
<ponicalica> secretly, yes

<JBridge> Testing video games is a lot like doing porn.
<JBridge> Both jobs take something you'd normally enjoy doing, but you have to do it how and when your bosses want.
<JBridge> And you have to do it all the time, which is probably the biggest reason why both jobs are shit.
<zeroplusalpha> Testing video games is worse because the build isn't even complete yet, most of the time.

<Alkthash> Blah, still debating if I should get a cat.
<Juan> no
<Juan> get a fucking lion, i dunno
<Juan> you get the adorableness of cats and the rage of...you know...a lion
<Juan> also, if you tie it right and you sit in a leather chair, you can stroke its mane and act like some kind of bond villain
<Alkthash> I don't have a leather chair. Just leather couches.
<Alkthash> I will not be The Dude of Bond villains.

<SpruceZeus> IT WILL NEVER BE OGRE
<Fiora> maybe it'll be ogre when they don't feel like making asses of themselves anymore?
<Fiora> </stretched pun>
<SpruceZeus> ...wait, when did Shrek become a series of horror films
<SpruceZeus> ^^ahahaha
<SpruceZeus> thats awfully catty of you, Fiora 
<SpruceZeus> ...but i think i'm just dragon this out, now
<SpruceZeus> ...yeah, i think a fourth shrek movie is definitely ogredoing it
<SpruceZeus> i mean, they're practically swamping us in these
<Barcode> </stretched pun> --> looks at "asses"
<SpruceZeus> X____X

<Lin_Chong18> Most people don't insert their fingers in their anuses at the thought of harmonicas. There are individuals who do, and that's fine, but most don't.

<IllFlower> Proposition: Instant channel bans for anybody shown to be an active TV Tropes user
<Iverum> Proposition: IllFlower needs sleep badly.
<IllFlower> Point of order: What are you doing in my bed?
<Iverum> Who's the chair?
<IllFlower> Nobody's the chair! Get out of my bed!
* Iverum goes back to the corner.
<Iverum> Anyway, I'm all for bans.
<Iverum> For almost any reason.
<IllFlower> Proposition: Instant channel bans for anybody shown to be Iverum
* Iverum seconds the motion.
<IllFlower> Stay in your corner!