<IronyAdams> Hey GMH
<IronyAdams> Wanna join us? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvb54ylO-vw
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - Klezmer Bad Romance
<IronyAdams> Oops

<JBridge> So, my parents are on this really strict diet.
<JBridge> The only kind of bread they can eat is that untasty kind.
<JBridge> Not wheat, but some grain.
<Barcodecoterrorist> Pseudowholegrain?
<JBridge> I think I remember they were talking about Control, Commitment, Concentration, and a bunch of other stuff.
<Barcodecoterrorist> how about Don't Drink Soda, Don't Eat Dessert, Don't Eat Too Much, And Exercise
<JBridge> I think it was the Seven Cs of Rye.
<Barcodecoterrorist> seven.
<JBridge> Yes, that was all for the pun.
<Barcodecoterrorist> too much effort
<JBridge> Maybe.
<Barcodecoterrorist> well let's hear all the seas, then.
<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TizHxIKwyc
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - ‪The Seven Seas Of Rhye by Queen with lyrics‬‏
<Barcodecoterrorist> wait
<Barcodecoterrorist> ERROR: Too much meta. (2097)

<IllFlower> you know, in fifteen years I'm going to be hearing about how one of the UC campuses has set up a pornography studies department with a certain Joel Button as its chairman
<IllFlower> I'll look at the papers out of morbid curiosity and go, "that's the first time I've ever seen the word 'autofellatio' in a citation"

<krrackknut> Is Mapi here?
<Nous> Mapi is here.  Mapi is there.  Mapi is everywhere.  You and I are Mapi.  You and I are one.  All are one with Mapi.  Mapi is one with all.
<Nous> That totally didn't sound creepy.

<Alkthash> Heinous fuckery most foul.

<Miijhal> Even a master martial artist like Jackie Chan can't always pull out fast enough

<IllFlower> Even knowing what these measures actually are, every time I read "we're going to have to resort to extreme measures," I think "VAMPIRISM"

<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni.
<Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back.
<Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls.
<Iverum> Welp.
<Iverum> We can leave now.
<Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace.
<Xeniera> Hahahahahaha
<Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.

<IllFlower> "Is this better than the Hamas dubstep?" // on a scale of "weird things to see right as you're checking in", this is pretty high

<Misaki> video quality isn't differen
<Misaki> *different
<Misaki> i might just permanently undercock this
<Misaki> *underclock
<Misaki> OH HORRIBLE TYPO
<Misaki> god forbid if this is quoted