<GoggleFox> If fanfiction.net were a drink, it would be one of those horrible fruity martinis with tons of vermouth as a base, two entire lemons' worth of wedges around the rim (no sugar rim) and a purple umbrella stuck through one of them.

<Nitya> "D-Wave does have something today that’s more computationally-useful than a roast-beef sandwich;" good to know
<Barcode[WoT]> sandwiches power programmers.
<Glowsquid> What is the comptional usefulness of a roast beef sandwich? I need a sense of scale to get the joke
<Glowsquid> How does it compare to other sorts of sandwiches?????
<RocketDude> SANDVICH MAKE PROGRAMMER STRONG

<zeroplusalpha> Did I not say this before? Somewhere in there is a demented teenager that refuses to go quietly into the night.
<Lin_Chong> I think I might have one.
<Lin_Chong> In my colon.
<Lin_Chong> Damned thing just won't digest.
<zeroplusalpha> In my colon. <-- That's gross. >_<
<Lin_Chong> I know!
<Lin_Chong> He just won't stop singing songs about spleens!
<Lin_Chong> I think he's got a rhyming dictionary in there!
<IllFlower> Lin_Chong: "this right here is the spleen / I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be green / what have you been eating, my master? / you know it'll just make you die faster"

<Tibetanfox> I mean, I know what gay porn is, but I don't know fuck about this new Pokemon.

<blamspam> Pretty alright. I just watched Vampires Suck at a gift exchange.
<blamspam> It was entirely what I expected.
<blamspam> (Seltzer and Friedberg)
<Lin_Chong> Which is to suck.
<Lin_Chong> SLURP SLURP SLURP

<GuitarBizarre>  Ok
<GuitarBizarre>  barcode
<GuitarBizarre>  Its dubstep time
<GuitarBizarre>  you know what to do right?
<GuitarBizarre>  <Dove>, you too.
<Barcode[homework>  well, we need to first inturrupt someone.
<Dove>  ...What?
<Barcode[homework>  so perhaps put this one in the backburner
<GuitarBizarre>  No
<GuitarBizarre>  Gentlemen
<GuitarBizarre>  TONIGHT, WE DINE IN
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Barcode[homework>  BOWOBWOBOWBO WOPW OPWO OPW OPWOPWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Dove>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Barcode[homework>  WOWOWOWOWWWOP, WOWOWOWOWOWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Barcode[homework>  BV-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V WOWOWOWOWOWOPP
<Wicked224>  Oh, are we doing dubstep imitations?
<Dove>  WOOOOOP WOOOOOP WOOOOP WOPWOPWOPWOOWOWOWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Barcode[homework>  #~If you're going down to saaaan fraaan ciscoooooooooooooo~
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Barcode[homework>  BWOBOWOWOWOWOWOWOPW
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Dove>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
*  Zakdos buys popcorn
<Dove>  Wop. Wop. Wop.
<StarGirl00>  ...
<Dove>  …
<Dove>  WOP~!
*  Zeether raves
<GuitarBizarre>  ...
<GuitarBizarre>  HERE COMES THE DROP
<Dove>  ……………………………………
<GuitarBizarre>  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Barcode[homework> psheewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Wicked224>  DON'T FIGHT THE WOP StarGirl00
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Dove>  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP~!!!
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Dove>  PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Dove>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<GuitarBizarre>  GLITCH NOISES
<GuitarBizarre>  KCHN
<GuitarBizarre>  KCHN
<Barcode[homework>  #~I like my beats fast and by bass down-
<Barcode[homework>  BWOBOWOWWOPWOWOPW
<GuitarBizarre>  KHCN-N VVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<Dove>  KCHKCHKCHK
<GuitarBizarre>  MULTI-WOP
<AllanAssiduity>  Huh?
<GuitarBizarre>  WOopOWopWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOopOWopWOP-OPOPOPOPOPOP
<GuitarBizarre>  Wop to fadeout

<SpruceZeus> today i put.......... JELLY on this hot god

<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: hi asl
    You: (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there
    Stranger: haha fag!
    Stranger: the world hates people like you
    You: For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
    Stranger: die
    You: It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
   [Your conversational partner has disconnected.]

<Iverum> I was told to stop working so hard.
<Iverum> Even when I come to work late people still say I spend too much time at work.
<Iverum> ;-; I don't know what they want from me anymore.
<Nitya> Well then do your job, which is apparently not doing your job.

<JuanCarlos> why do is it that whenever i decide to check this channel, i always return to dildoes or mackerel being all creepy towards Cultist