<DograMagra> "Could God make porn so disgusting that he couldn't fap to it?" Good times. <GMH> LOL <GMH> WTF <GMH> don't go outside, DograMagra, you might get hit by a penis-shaped bolt of lightning. <jseblan> Dogra: Maybe he can. The question is: Can he make porn so disgusting a human couldn't fap to it?
<Tibetanfox> I mean, my car is old enough that if it were a girl I could legally and consensually fuck her. <Tibetanfox> Goddamn. That is the worst analogy I have made in this channel. <Tibetanfox> Ever.
<IllFlower> Hi GoggleFox. Hi box. Hi socks. Hi incoming lawsuit from Dr. Seuss' estate.
<Tzetzuooooo> er, don't have what? <blamedaaaaa> a penis, money, decisiveness, Netflix <Tzetzuooooo> Surgery, theft, more surgery, money <blamedaaaaa> I don't even want the first for myself, but the rest would be nice <Tzetzuooooo> You totally want a penis, just not on you. Don't be denyin' the penis mojo. <blamedaaaaa> I mean, I would like one with a person attached for the sake of having a person, but not attached to me <Tzetzuooooo> Ha, you actually went through with the awkwardness <Tzetzuooooo> Good show!
<AliceTensei> I'm not even sure who Lisa Frank is, but whatever. <Puffin> non-90s kid spotted <AliceTensei> I'm not American! <Alicia> Oh, so you're *definitely* not a 90s kid then?
<VerticalPig> ... mmmmmm yes i'm a natural blue where is the ... no i don't find that all too ... my name is Kevin Xiwei and we ... mmmmmmmmfbfbfbfb <VerticalPig> ... blblblblbl tomorrow is the due date and i expect that everyone ... no i will not accept a fish ... come on please stop poking me nggh <VerticalPig> oofow ... no, sir, i don't plan to file a whiplash claim ... this ... sorry i know you like her but i don't think it's going to work out ... ackcough <JBridge> Hm. If VerticalPig is sleep-deprived... <JBridge> VerticalPig: Hey, can I be an op? <VerticalPig> ... someone's calling the cops? um okay but i'm tellin' ya, i ain't done nothin' wrong ... beef and fries i don't understand sir this is a vegan diner ... mmmffllflb <VerticalPig> oh i'm sorry joel you were looking for ... for something weren't you ... uh i slash mode ... umerbafbklj ... slash mode ... ajkfhjk *** VerticalPig sets mode -v JBridge <VerticalPig> okay i think that's right
<Iverum> Welcome back, JackMack. <JackMackerel> Thanks. <Buttercupistiny> hello stabby friend * TParadox preemptively stabs JackMackerel <Alkthash> Hey * JackMackerel parried the stab. <TParadox> Your reaction time is weak. I stabbed you like half an hour ago. <Alkthash> We're in a fighting anime. That's plenty of time to pary <Iverum> That whole time was JackMackerel reminiscing about the time Tzetze taught him the master parry. <Iverum> In sepia. <JackMackerel> And then I raped him on accident. <JuanCarlos> You can't rape people on accident. <Iverum> JuanCarlos: Well, the ultimate parry is done with the penis. <Alkthash> Just admit that you auto parry by using your flab to absorb bullet wounds.
<Barcode> don't you understand? it's a slippery slope! <Barcode> first, you're aborting children that will die within days anyway. then, you're aborting 13 year olds for failing their math tests!
<Nitya> You know what, I'm not going to click that. <jseblan> they're golf club accessories <jseblan> ... <jseblan> they're not <jseblan> nvm don't click that
<Tzetzuo> I inadvertently convinced my parents that I lost a contest with atashi, which is an "R&D" website. <IllFlower> I take it your stickers came in... and I really would like to know how you got there from here. <Tzetzuo> "So what was that letter? Some kind of contest?" "Uh, yeah, sorta." "Did you win?" "I got some stickers." "Ha. So what is this thing... atashi?" "It's um, it's a sort of arty website." "R&D?" <IllFlower> You're a master of awkwardly not explaining things, aren't you.