<CentralAve> Well, *I'm* bigger than the person whose vagina *I* came out of!
<CentralAve> ...That was a weird sentence

<Rig> I'm like stairs because it's a lot of work to get me up, but going down can be lots of fun.

<bloodpouch> i know it's winnipeg, but does it have to be so *cold* during the summer?
<iamathousandapples> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs_eMqI1MIQ
<Omnipresence> URL (1/1): YouTube - Winnipeg is a frozen shithole

<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.

<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni.
<Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back.
<Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls.
<Iverum> Welp.
<Iverum> We can leave now.
<Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace.
<Xeniera> Hahahahahaha
<Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.

<GuitarBizarre>  KChasm: in uberwald, anyone can create thunder by counting.

<jseblandTheftAuto> "don't choke on the bone fragments" b- but- it's a salad
<Generality> Salads can have bones.
<saladofstones> I should know

<PragmaticArenaFighterBarcode> like, I don't even know what to do here! On one side, mechwarrior 2 hud, and what looks like am echwarrior 2 planet. On the other, she's fingering herself.

<Lin_Chong> That guy has hornet butts on his arms
<Lin_Chong> He can literally sting like a bee
<Lin_Chong> That's hype

<AlbertAndreasArmadillo> Oh, he considers psychiatrists to be as bad as the Khmer Rouge. I wonder if he's a holocaust denial too
<Legionnaire> Who?
<Nova> He's a denial!
<Nova> My god.
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> </SmellsLikeTeenSpirit>