<Korgmeister>  I love the delete key. It helps my posts to suck less.

<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.

-!- ponicalica is now known as poniclassica
<Kirino> have a safe strip
<Kirino> er, trip
<Kirino> ...~___~

<Barcode> cat. CZT
<Barcode> CAT
<Barcode> my face is not an appropriate lounging location

<JackMackerel> @Solstace - Uh, I dunno your facebook.
<JackMackerel> ;_;
<Solstace> JackMackerel: Let's keep it that way >.>

<LORd> a steel horse the size of an oil rig that ejaculates missiles, or perhaps this metaphor got out of hand.

<Rash> I still have nightmares about that 1966 Lisp compiler I found
<JBridge> That does sound nasty.
<JBridge> Elaborate.
<Rash> it's like a fine wine
<Rash> only it tastes like burning excrement

<Yumi> the only good H-scene i think
<Yumi> was Shiori's
<Yumi> Mai's is the worst
<Yumi> Ayu's is like taking a pie of innocence
<Yumi> and perusing its contents
<IllFlower> "pie of innocence"? O_o
<zeroplusalpha> WMG: Yumi is actually Kinoko Nasu in disguise.

<Nitya> You know what, I'm not going to click that.
<jseblan> they're golf club accessories
<jseblan> ...
<jseblan> they're not
<jseblan> nvm don't click that

<Alicia> I feel like I just realized how powerful underboob is