Room 208

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#118

Rated 30 by 6 users
<VerticalPig> Heading out now. Be back sometime. Bye, everyone.
<GMH> see ya
<Kana> see ya
<Kinkajou> see ya
* Raydere has quit (Quit: Lucas opened the present. You heard a mambo rhythm...Ah.)
<GMH> hey
<GMH> you quit the wrong person

#694

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Barcode[out]> I won't hold it against you. As fir multiplayer gameplay, the only gameninkjownis tryives
<ponicalica> Gameninkjownis, Iceland

#689

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Kaliayev> parrots are the reason pirate captains usually only have one leg, a hook for a hand and a missing eye

#374

Rated 45 by 9 users
<JackMackerel> WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO VEGETABLES
<JackMackerel> YOU KNOW HOW TO EAT, AND SO DO I
<GMH> A BALANCED DIET'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF
<GMH> YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY CHICKEN FRY
<GMH> I....JUST WANNA TELL YOU WHAT I'M EATING
<GMH> GOTTA GIVE YOU...DIGESTION
<JackMackerel> AAAAND IF I TELL YOU WHAT I'M EATING
<JackMackerel> DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TOO, FULL TO EAT

#1199

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Puffin> I find a humanities major and offhandedly mention that I got paid $20,000 to study bugs fucking each other

#649

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Loki_Weyland> Fuck yes, I just ordered my 2 TB external hard drive.
<IllFlower> Loki_Weyland, your porn collection might be getting a little out of hand.
<Loki_Weyland> My porn collection isn't even 40 GB.
<Loki_Weyland> This is for my anime.
<IllFlower> You say that as if you watch any non-porn anime.
<IllFlower> Also, "not even" 40 gigabytes is not how most people would describe it.
<Loki_Weyland> I've seen people bragging about having external hard drives JUST for porn. 40 GB is nothing.
<IllFlower> I haven't seen those people, so as far as I'm aware, you are to porn as Scrooge McDuck is to piles of money.
<goatboy> He swims in it?

#920

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Nitya> but pink is (nearly) the color of communism, comfrade!
<RocketDude> @Barcode: Oh yeah, how does that zoom level config work? Like, can you still use the scroll wheel for switching weapons?
<saladofstones> gay communism?
<saladofstones> I wonder if you have marxist-feminist critiques
<RocketDude> No, gay communism does not help with sniping.
<Nitya> marxist feminism exists, sure.
<ColorPrinter> I come back and the topic is gay communism
<ColorPrinter> alright

#1225

Rated 70 by 9 users
<IllFlower> oh, I did have a dream where I dropped a copy of the Sunday New York Times on a high school friend of mine. it was weird.
<ponicalica> do all your romantic dreams involve the New York Times?
<IllFlower> it's how I court girls, by dropping unpleasant facts on them.

#469

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Kashchei> question: cute, sexy, or beautiful, and why?
<Solstace> Cute.  I find beautiful people to be like works of art, and who the fuck would bone a nice painting.  And I don't trust sexy people, too many personal experiences.
<Nitya> ...
<Nitya> Wtf
<JackMackerel> @Solstace - I want to bone a painting. :<
<Kashchei> i'd bone a nice painting...

#851

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Barcode> for a second I thought ThatDrunkWoman was Fiora
<Buttercupistiny> Oh god, Doodlebug, what are you doing in channel
<RocketDude> I think it might be Aon
<RocketDude> But that raises too many questions
<ThatDrunkWoman> I am existing
<ponicalica> it actually is Aondeug
<ThatDrunkWoman> hush
<Nitya> A Tribute to That Dead Person, Through Crossdressing
<ponicalica> except Nitya is probably too big for Aondeug's skirts
<Nitya> I'll slim down. anything for art
<ponicalica> she's like a foot shorter than you
<Nitya> I could crouch!
<Nitya> or I could make like
<Nitya> I could get Barcode to wear them, he's probably short
<RocketDude> I can't imagine a scenario where Barcode will have to go into drag
<Nitya> in the event aondeug dies, we will celebrate her death by dressing you up in her skirts and taking photos of you with her plushies, barcode.