<Arha> onyhow is talking as much as mapi, but does not have a mapiname
<onyhow> mapi?
<onyhow> whozat?
<Arha> It is confusing!
<Nitya> burn the false mapi
<onyhow> NOOOOOO
* onyhow runs like heck
<Arha> So that means you're already on fire then?
<Arha> That's very considerate of you
<onyhow> NOOOO
<onyhow> IM NOT ON FIRE
<onyhow> Wait I do
<Barmoured_code_V> it's not confusing, since onyhow doesn't like animay.
<onyhow> EVERYONE I AM ON FIRE
<onyhow> i do
<Barmoured_code_V> well okay.
<Barmoured_code_V> it's not confusing, since mapi doesn't like FPSes
<Glowsquid> "NOOOO IM NOT ON FIRE" <--- you heard the man, set him on fire.
<onyhow> ARRGGGHHH
* onyhow screams
<Arha> Immolation solves everything
<Barmoured_code_V> <_<
<onyhow> CURSE YOU
<onyhow> CURSE YOU ALL TO...
<onyhow> to where?
<Barmoured_code_V> heck
<Arha> Disneyland
<onyhow> DISNEYLAND!
<Arha> I vote Disneyland
<Arha> Yay
* onyhow is burning
* Barmoured_code_V throws water at onyhow
<onyhow> COLD!
<Barmoured_code_V> this pilot's name is /also/ "the three wise men"
<Nitya> mapi doesn't like FPSes <-- ? she played a lot of counterstrike
<onyhow> soooo
<onyhow> I'm mapi?
<onyhow> wait a min
<onyhow> i'm a guy
<Nitya> seems that way
<Nitya> and for that, you must die
* Nitya flamethrower
<Glowsquid> she's also a pretty huge fan of Twisted Metal, Sylphon Filter and other greeetty western games IIRC
* onyhow screams, again

<Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is not to be trusted. It is attached to GuitarBizarre
<Omnipresence> Arha: Topic messages may not exceed 64 characters in length.
<GuitarBizarre> Thats right bitches.
<GuitarBizarre> My dick is too long.
<Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is too long to be functional.
*** Omnipresence has changed the topic to: Read me first: https://omnipresence.atashi.org/ | GuitarBizarre's dick is too long to be functional. (Arha) | GuitarBizarre is a shark. Avoid ski-jumping. (TParadox) | http://dl.dropbox.com/u/...

<Nitya> miijhal, when you browse danbooru for a while, you get a pretty high standard for "porn". naked chick covered in dongs just isn't enough any more

<Alicia> I feel like I just realized how powerful underboob is

<ivoryRum> > rape gloves
<feepbot> ivoryRum: It looks like someone got here before you judging by the fluid. You don't really want sloppy seconds. You have more class than that.

<Reyendo> You must be a rapist.
<Reyendo> You rapist.
<Reyendo> and a communist.
<Reyendo> a rapist-communist.
<Electivirus> Rapunist.
<Reyendo> So, you rape while espousing marxist values?
<Reyendo> Or do you marx while espousing rapist values?
<TibetanFox> Hey, the communist bit is all you, Comrade.
<TibetanFox> Now put on this Ushanka and bend over.

<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I don't get people's hatred of 'fujoshi'
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I can't go 5 steps on /a/ without someone lamenting them
<IllFlower> I think it's just tribalism.
<IllFlower> Like G.R.O.S.S. from Calvin and Hobbes, except less funny and more sad.
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh okay
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> well when you're sadder than a deranged blonde kid who talks to animals
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> ...
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh my god replace hobbes with waifus and you have /jp/

<Alkthash> It looks like a fucking Pinata massacre went down and we used their hides as decoration

<Nitya> "Neuroscientist Sean O'Nuallain suggests that this very existence of synchronized gamma indicates that something akin to a singularity - or, to be more prosaic, a conscious experience - is occurring." what is with this article
<Fiora> Singularities: conscious experiences?
<Fiora> So black holes are really really big experiences?
<Fiora> And if the black hole is charged sufficiently, the event horizon goes away, and it's a naked experience? And then sex happens, and we have to close the doors.
<Fiora> Sorry I don't know where I'm going with this.

<hello> Recursion is easy!  It's just masturbation, but with functions.