#486
<IronyAdams> Hey GMH <IronyAdams> Wanna join us? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvb54ylO-vw <Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - Klezmer Bad Romance <IronyAdams> Oops
<IronyAdams> Hey GMH <IronyAdams> Wanna join us? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvb54ylO-vw <Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - Klezmer Bad Romance <IronyAdams> Oops
<JBridge> So, my parents are on this really strict diet. <JBridge> The only kind of bread they can eat is that untasty kind. <JBridge> Not wheat, but some grain. <Barcodecoterrorist> Pseudowholegrain? <JBridge> I think I remember they were talking about Control, Commitment, Concentration, and a bunch of other stuff. <Barcodecoterrorist> how about Don't Drink Soda, Don't Eat Dessert, Don't Eat Too Much, And Exercise <JBridge> I think it was the Seven Cs of Rye. <Barcodecoterrorist> seven. <JBridge> Yes, that was all for the pun. <Barcodecoterrorist> too much effort <JBridge> Maybe. <Barcodecoterrorist> well let's hear all the seas, then. <JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TizHxIKwyc <Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - The Seven Seas Of Rhye by Queen with lyrics <Barcodecoterrorist> wait <Barcodecoterrorist> ERROR: Too much meta. (2097)
<IllFlower> you know, in fifteen years I'm going to be hearing about how one of the UC campuses has set up a pornography studies department with a certain Joel Button as its chairman <IllFlower> I'll look at the papers out of morbid curiosity and go, "that's the first time I've ever seen the word 'autofellatio' in a citation"
<krrackknut> Is Mapi here? <Nous> Mapi is here. Mapi is there. Mapi is everywhere. You and I are Mapi. You and I are one. All are one with Mapi. Mapi is one with all. <Nous> That totally didn't sound creepy.
<Alkthash> Heinous fuckery most foul.
<Miijhal> Even a master martial artist like Jackie Chan can't always pull out fast enough
<IllFlower> Even knowing what these measures actually are, every time I read "we're going to have to resort to extreme measures," I think "VAMPIRISM"
<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni. <Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back. <Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls. <Iverum> Welp. <Iverum> We can leave now. <Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace. <Xeniera> Hahahahahaha <Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.
<IllFlower> "Is this better than the Hamas dubstep?" // on a scale of "weird things to see right as you're checking in", this is pretty high
<Misaki> video quality isn't differen <Misaki> *different <Misaki> i might just permanently undercock this <Misaki> *underclock <Misaki> OH HORRIBLE TYPO <Misaki> god forbid if this is quoted