<Blackthorne> His handwriting looks like he stuck a penis up his ass and tried to write.
<Blackthorne> pencil
<Blackthorne> I don't know why I said penis.

<jseblan> I am of the opinion that me <> me
<jseblan> WAIT
<Charlatan|Prodigy> WAR
<Charlatan|Prodigy> HUH
<Charlatan|Prodigy> WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
<jseblan> if(jseblan != jseblan) {cout << "WHO THE F*** AM I";}
<Nous> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

<IllFlower> Execution Grounds sounds like it'd be a good name for a coffee brand.
<IllFlower> "Execution Grounds coffee. Shoot your tiredness in the head."

<JBridge> I remember back around my sophomore year in high school, two girls came up to me, and asked if I had fallopian tubes. I said no, and mentioned something about their epidermis showing.
<JBridge> Now however, I realize how I SHOULD'VE responded.
<JBridge> "Yes. They're not mine, but I DO have them. If you want to see, I could bring the jar in some time."
<GuitarBizarre> Yeah. Flirting, disgusting, and witty in one fell swoop
<GuitarBizarre> you'd have been knee deep in vagina by the time you turned around
<Jayden> Ewwwww
<Jayden> As a friendly word of advice; it's not your leg you're supposed to stuff in there
<Jayden> If you're knee deep in vagina you're doing it very wrong
<GuitarBizarre> Jayden: or horrifically right!

<Logopolis> SPEAKST THOU OF HORRIFIC FANFICTION?
<GuitarBizarre> no
<GuitarBizarre> just DLC's mind.
<Logopolis> Good.
<Logopolis> That shit's okay as long as nobody ever writes it down.
<GuitarBizarre> though arguably DLC lives her life on the basis that she's living her own personal...fan...fiction...
<GuitarBizarre> OH DEAR GOD
<Arha> ...
<Logopolis> Holy shit.
<Arha> She's a self insert character
<Arha> in her OWN LIFE
<GuitarBizarre> WHAT THE FUCK
<Logopolis> HOW?
<GuitarBizarre> ARRRRRRRRRRRGH
<Logopolis> She's a REAL Purity Sue.
* Logopolis arms for battle
<GuitarBizarre> PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH
<GuitarBizarre> *NOW*
*** Logopolis is now known as Ordhgard
<Arha> I... bottle
<Ordhgard> FEAR! FIRE! FOES!
<Arha> I don't drink but I need to drink this thought away
<Arha> make it stoooop

<BarcoDoomRL> killed the dimensional shambled
<BarcoDoomRL> quite frankly it was scary. suddenly, quake monster in my doom
<Generality> Is that like peanut butter in your chocolate?
<BarcoDoomRL> except the peanut butter is the size of an SUV standing on its bumper, is organic, throws blasts of nondescript, damaging energy at you, and teleports every other turn

<MoeKawaii> ｷﾀﾜァ*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(n‘∀‘)ηﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* !!!!!  
<JackMackerel> oh god
* JackMackerel stabs Tzetze for his own good
<MoeKawaii> If I don't make it... tell my wife... uguu...

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<GMH> HOLY WAT FUCK WHITESPACE

<IllFlower> Solstace: I *know*, right? this entire series is just... you know all those fucks that various image macros depict people not giving? those are all the fucks I am whatting right now

<Barcode> «In a mission kept secret until after delivery, the pieces [(some stone artifacts)] were collected by the British Museum and brought back to Afghanistan by UK forces in July.» in marginally lighter news
<Saladofstones> I can imagine a call of duty mission based on
<Saladofstones> SOAP GO RETRIEVE THAT PRICESS ARTIFACT
<Alkthash> RAMIREZ! EXPLAIN THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE ROCKS!
<Barcode> hold x to explain
<Saladofstones> Oh god
<Saladofstones> a quickk time event to explain the significance
<Saladofstones> if you fail the artifact just explodes, killing everyone
<Barcode> What if the screen just went blurry, with "Factual inaccuracy will not be tolerated!"?