<saladofstones> In this case, your boner explodes into a rainbow and you can never ever have a boner again but want to feel one pretty fucking badly <saladofstones> so you eventually cover yourself in boners and lament how it just isn't the same <saladofstones> then you become doom-rider
<Solstace> ponicalica: >:|||||||| <Nitya> yeah, ponicalica, greater than colon series of pipes. <HederaHelix> Uh oh, Solstace has eight mouths! Run! <Lin_Chong> The crawling chaos. <RocketDude> We always knew that Solstace was an abomination under that bishie skin <Barcode> abishonenation <Nitya> bishbomination. <jseblan> From His eight mouth screams the End of Man, and it spews flames of great heat. The Solstace comes and with it our doom, and great music.
<BonSequitur> What is up with this 'polyvore' thing, anyway? <BonSequitur> It doesn't even have an ED page. I'm afraid to google. <BonSequitur> Oh, it has nothing to do with voraphilia. <BonSequitur> Some people are idiots when picking out names for websites. <BonSequitur> I mean, really. Polyvore. <BonSequitur> It's a fashion website. <BonSequitur> What does it sound like? <BonSequitur> A mailing list for people who are into furries giving birth to multiple twin furries and then eating them.
<Solstace> D8s are not nearly as bad as D4s. <Solstace> Those things are caltrops in dice form.
<Soraya> Goliath Tarantula: 1 foot across, 1 inch long fangs. <Soraya> ... <Nitya> See, I just get a few thousands of those, and found my own country in, I dunno, the Balkans. <Soraya> And then they eventually hive mind, and overthrow you, using your carcass to lay their eggs. <Nitya> Practically noone will miss a few spider-infested mountains anyway, I betcha. <Nitya> Hey, I'm not one to stand in the way of progress.
<n> http://sharkswithanimeeyes.tumblr.com/ uh. <ColorPrinter> sounds about right <reyendo> so cute. <JackMackerel> I'm fucking having heart attacks <HederaHelix> That tumblr scares me. <ColorPrinter> sharks are so fucking tsundere <ColorPrinter> the uguu~ terror of the ocean
<JackMackerel> Oh god <JackMackerel> They have a fucking Snuggie carol <TParadox> Ebenezer Snuggie! You shall be visited tonight by three blankets!
<JBridge> I'm gonna have to slap a bitch. * ColorPrinter summons bitch to slap * ivoryRum bestows the title of Bitch Summoner on ColorPrinter.
<Spacethash> Every Hemmingway book in a nutshell: Why did the chicken cross the road? To die. Alone. In the rain. Because he went to war.
<Saladofstones> seems like they were worried about having a maoist revolution of some sorts <Saladofstones> there are too many isms in communism <Saladofstones> we need a new proletariat revolution and combine all the isms into one big ism <Saladofstones> we shall call it the great ism, and it shall be glorious