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<TParadox> So tonight, the moon turned to blood and the stars fell from the sky. It can only mean one thing. <TParadox> Net Neutrality is dead. <[DOA]> Cthulhu ftaghn, ïa ïa Comcast
<TParadox> So tonight, the moon turned to blood and the stars fell from the sky. It can only mean one thing. <TParadox> Net Neutrality is dead. <[DOA]> Cthulhu ftaghn, ïa ïa Comcast
<IllFlower> this intermixing of women's volleyball and mech conversations is providing me with some very, very strange mental images <Adri_> QUICK somebody find Women's Volleyball Mechs! <RocketDude> Mech Volleyball, discontinued after 187 spectators were killed in an accident at the Zanzibar Nationals
<Joel> Chickens? <Fifthman> Choice I liked best -_- <Joel> Ah. <Joel> Chickens aren't haphazard, though. <buttercupistiny> do YOU run around after we chop off your head, joel? <Joel> Yes. <buttercupistiny> Well, fuck
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> PERSONALLY I'M GETTING TIRED OF PEOPLE USING THEIR AUTISM AS EVEN A PARTIAL ALIBI. <Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> I MEAN I'M AUTISTIC AND I'M PERFECTLY COHERENT AND STABLE. <Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> ... <Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> OH WAIT.
<Fawriel> I've got hay fever. ... And a cold. ... they stack.
<zeroplusalpha> Did I not say this before? Somewhere in there is a demented teenager that refuses to go quietly into the night. <Lin_Chong> I think I might have one. <Lin_Chong> In my colon. <Lin_Chong> Damned thing just won't digest. <zeroplusalpha> In my colon. <-- That's gross. >_< <Lin_Chong> I know! <Lin_Chong> He just won't stop singing songs about spleens! <Lin_Chong> I think he's got a rhyming dictionary in there! <IllFlower> Lin_Chong: "this right here is the spleen / I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be green / what have you been eating, my master? / you know it'll just make you die faster"
<Iverum> I was told to stop working so hard. <Iverum> Even when I come to work late people still say I spend too much time at work. <Iverum> ;-; I don't know what they want from me anymore. <Nitya> Well then do your job, which is apparently not doing your job.
<Solstace> The little girls probably have to fellate, too. <Nitya> evil life suckers <LORd[Nisemonogatari]> oh. makes sense I guess (much as it pains to say) *** Dove has joined #yackfest <Arha> It's always nice to come into the channel and have the first thing you read be about little girls fellating *** Dove has quit [Client Quit] <Arha> You never let me down, yackfest *** Legionnaire has quit [Client Quit]
<Tibbles> I've been trying to do Patchy in Saints Row 3 =P <Tibbles> It doesn't help that I can't be fucked doing faces properly and just hit the random button until I see something acceptable. <Tibbles> That's how I ended up with my first boss being a chubby Jewish lady.
<Noimporta> Noimporta: No, Tzetze is the black mage. <Juan> talking to yourself now? <Noimporta> Only way to find decent conversation here. <Juan> I'm sure you stole that from someone, but I can't remember who. Groucho Marx, I think? <Noimporta> Maybe? <Noimporta> I actually stole it from Megatron, but he might've stolen it from Groucho.