<IllFlower> RocketDude: The way you said "Filipino dad" makes me think now that you have an array of dads of different ethnicities lined up. It's an amusing mental image

<saladofstones> In this case, your boner explodes into a rainbow and you can never ever have a boner again but want to feel one pretty fucking badly
<saladofstones> so you eventually cover yourself in boners and lament how it just isn't the same
<saladofstones> then you become doom-rider

<bloodpouch> i know it's winnipeg, but does it have to be so *cold* during the summer?
<iamathousandapples> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs_eMqI1MIQ
<Omnipresence> URL (1/1): YouTube - Winnipeg is a frozen shithole

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<sporkaganza> Nobody uses proxies.
<sporkaganza> Lol at people named nobody where you can make weird grammar/semantics jokes
<sporkaganza> Nobody is a very interesting person.
<sporkaganza> Nobody cares about today's issues.
<Nobody> Nobody cares about YOU!
<sporkaganza> Nobody listens to what you have to say.
<sporkaganza> Nobody helps you when you're down.
<Barcode> Nobody's just that great of a guy.
<sporkaganza> Nobody is a true friend to you.
<cts> Nobody wants to give you up?.3
<GMH> Nobody plans to let you down.
<sporkaganza> Nobody's gonna run around and desert you.
<Nobody> Nobody's gonna make you cry
<Nobody> Nobody's gonna tell a lie and hurt you

<GMH> dude
<GMH> this game is more complicated than magic the gathering
<GMH> seriously
<ponicalica> GMH: Bigger prizes, too.

<Barcode> My problem with autonomous cars starts and ends at "why not jsut take the fucking bus, it's more efficient and hsould go to just about as many places"
<Solstace> And thus the autonomous bus was invented.
<Barcode> bus-casuals.
<Barcode> (no, really. that'd be fine by me)
<Solstace> pffft
<zeroplusalpha> Actually, in central London at most times during the day it's more efficient to walk.
<Nitya> I have to walk several miles to get to the nearest stop :<
<Barcode> Yes, but rural area
<Solstace> Well, we live in the middle of nowhere.
<Nitya> :<
<Solstace> YOu even moreso than me.
<Barcode> ruralites will beh ereby doomed to horseback
<Barcode> autonomous horses
<Nitya> that would be funny if it wasn't true.
<Nitya> there is so much horse crap around here you don't even know
<Nitya> I think at least 20% of the average horse's body mass is excrement, it's the only explanation

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<Nitya> but all that crap is just layers on top of "masamune likes him some titties" anyway

<Jbridge> Oh well, I got other stuff too.
<RocketDude> Don't tell me you bought a body pillow
<Jbridge> Like an airsoft pistol for a friend.
<Jbridge> HK 116E.
<jseblan> an H&K body pillow
<RocketDude> On one side is an MP5, the other is the same gun, but field-stripped.

<eX> I would be somewhat surprised if you knew any of my sexual history
<eX> and a little concerned
<Blackmoon> I am *intimately* familiar with eX's sexual history.
<eX> Blackmoon is watching me copulate?
<JBridge> Always.
<Blackmoon> Ceiling Blackmoon.
<Lin_Chong> He watches everyone copulate.
<Lin_Chong> He has sexual-omniscience.