#864
<Nitya> miijhal, when you browse danbooru for a while, you get a pretty high standard for "porn". naked chick covered in dongs just isn't enough any more
<Nitya> miijhal, when you browse danbooru for a while, you get a pretty high standard for "porn". naked chick covered in dongs just isn't enough any more
<krrackknut> Is Mapi here? <Nous> Mapi is here. Mapi is there. Mapi is everywhere. You and I are Mapi. You and I are one. All are one with Mapi. Mapi is one with all. <Nous> That totally didn't sound creepy.
<Abyssinia> He's generally agreed to have invented firefighting, libraries, and prostitution, though. <Abyssinia> And lightning. <stiva> I heard he invented thinking. <Abyssinia> That's actually an urban legend, he just applied for the first American patent on it.
<IllFlower> I didn't know Hikari carried handcuffs on her. <IllFlower> She must be into some kinky stuff. <Alicia> Oh my God, IllFlower. <Alicia> You have to be prepared, man. <IllFlower> Because opportunities for bondage could come at any moment. Got it. <Alicia> NOOOO. <Alicia> They're... magical. <Alicia> >:C <ponicalica> Magical bondage. Got it. <Alicia> OH GOD DAMN IT. <Alicia> Who cares as long as they're under control. <Alicia> Wait. Damn it. * Alicia just shuts up now.
<TheWireblan> "If a virus killed everyone on earth except registered reddit users, what would society look like in 5 years?" I'd delete my account if I was warned beforehand
<jseblan> .decide |make coffee|Coffee is the only choice, the essence of life. Make coffee or perish <feepbot> jseblan: Eh?
<Fiora> earlier today I was at the ralph's (kroger) and was in the frozen foods aisle <Fiora> and there was literally a rack of godiva chocolates placed in front of the Lean Cuisine <Fiora> they're horrible people
<Charlatan> *cheat joke <Charlatan> CHEAP JOKE <Charlatan> I CANNOT TYPE <Barcode> have tyou even looked atm yfucking typoing <Barcode> typoing --> was supposed to be typing
* Roland lives! * jseblan shoots Roland <jseblan> NO
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> How many bots do we have on this channel already <Estragon> There's Omnipresence, feepbot, Nitya, IllFlower, TropeBot, mapibot, and Spacebar. <LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> There will come a time when just posting "lol" will trigger twenty "Command unrecognized" messages