<Nitya> Rig: you should tell me my ideas suck.
<Rig> Some of your ideas are of questionable fellate status.

-!- JBridge was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [actually]
<JBridge> SHIT
-!- JBridge was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [NO]
<JBridge> FUCK
-!- JBridge is now known as Arisaka
<n> Wow, you're like a shapeshifter in a movie!  You flip out and look like everything, but it doesn't matter because I have a shotgun!
-!- Arisaka was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [and just when you think you're safe]

<JBridge|elsewhere> Obviously, Nagato is connected to a plane filled with skeletons preforming basic instructions. The Data Integrated Sentient Entity is actually a lich.

<Rig> How do I convince someone to stop doing terrible things?
<Juan> I normally recommend murder
<Rig> Well, they're my boss.
<Rig> And I don't think promotion works that way here.
<IllFlower> Find a way to connect the consequences of said terrible thing to the literal end of the world.
<Rig> Reinventing HTTP error codes?
<IllFlower> "If it takes too much effort to use our API, nobody will use it and we'll all die starving and alone in the streets."
<Rig> "Yeah, well, that's why you're all required to use it for our in-house projects."
<IllFlower> "We'll lose tons of productivity, your manager will find out, and you'll die starving and alone in the streets."
<Rig> He is the manager. ;-; There is only one person above him.
<IllFlower> I'd keep hammering in the part where he inevitably dies starving and alone in the streets.

<IllFlower> "brain.visual_memory.as_image_buffer(format: 'png')"
<IllFlower> I don't know why my brain's interface is in Ruby.
<Barcodrawing> because then you can say you've gone off the rails.

<Noimporta|shower> As for me, it's time to cleanse the evil that inhabits my body.
<GuitarBizarre>  Got the shits?

<Arha> Titillation: Like ventilation, only with tits

<IllFlower> Hi GoggleFox. Hi box. Hi socks. Hi incoming lawsuit from Dr. Seuss' estate.

<VerticalPig> Heading out now. Be back sometime. Bye, everyone.
<GMH> see ya
<Kana> see ya
<Kinkajou> see ya
* Raydere has quit (Quit: Lucas opened the present. You heard a mambo rhythm...Ah.)
<GMH> hey
<GMH> you quit the wrong person

<BonSequitur> ...
<BonSequitur> Seriously, now.
<BonSequitur> I look up 'arabesque' in dA.
<BonSequitur> What do I get? PORN!
<Gyges> Bon
<Gyges> It's the internet
<Gyges> You are complaining about water being wet