Room 208

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#1016

Rated 42 by 28 users
<saladofstones> I AM
<saladofstones> ALMOST
<saladofstones> DONE
<saladofstones> RIPPING
<saladofstones> THIS TORRENT
<saladofstones> AND UPLOADING IT
<saladofstones> ONCE THAT IS DONE IM GOING TO FUCKING CUM BUCKETS
<Xeniera> TOO MUCH INFORMATION
<Nitya> calm down
<RocketDude> ...Okay
<BGTB2005> ...you have fun with that

#696

Rated 40 by 10 users
<RocketDude> What sort of air freshener smells like fresh rubber?
<JackMackerel> Bad ones.
<zeroplusalpha> Eau De Torture Garden
<Barcleaning[prototypetest]> fabreeze air-stenchener

#1250

Rated 78 by 14 users
<Barcode> i really hate time travel stuff
<Juan> i wonder how many times have we tried explaining doctor who to barcode
<Nitya> kinda wish we could go back in time and stop ourselves from trying

#977

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Fiora> I actually tried to build cities and stuff ._.
<Fiora> and I didn't cheat
<Nitya> you nerd!
<Fiora> I was like
<Fiora> 5 years old
<Nitya> still a nerd.
<Xeniera> That just reinforces teh point, Fiora.
<Fiora> I wasn't denying iiiit >_<
<Nitya> your first words were "Kirk is better than Picard, nya"

#522

Rated 22 by 8 users
<Tibetanfox> I mean, I know what gay porn is, but I don't know fuck about this new Pokemon.

#428

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Tibetanfox> Hardly. I am so white I'd give Hitler a boner.

#1157

Rated 72 by 10 users
* Barcode[out] unfurls his age-peen
<Saladofstones> also saying unfurl and anytype of peen afterwards is just nasty
<Saladofstones> I just imagined this giant floppy worm thing coming out like one of those party fweezers
<Barcode[out]> Complete with the noise

#984

Rated 57 by 5 users
<JBridge> Incidentally, what would you say is the best UI for Linux these days?
<Nitya> buying a mac

#808

Rated 34 by 2 users
<PragmaticArenaFighterBarcode> like, I don't even know what to do here! On one side, mechwarrior 2 hud, and what looks like am echwarrior 2 planet. On the other, she's fingering herself.

#384

Rated 67 by 18 users
<Charlatan> I fucking hate ice.
<Charlatan> I fucking hate how it's everywhere in this town.
<Charlatan> I hate nearly slipping and busting my ass approx. twice a day if not more.
<Charlatan> I hate that there is an especially icy patch of ice in the driveway outside my dorm which even covers the sidewalk.
<Charlatan> I hate ice freezing and then melting and then freezing again in a different spot that throws me off.
<IllFlower> You should buy a flamethrower and become a badass over-the-top video game protagonist.
<Charlatan> A berserker-packing man-and-a-half?
<IllFlower> "HELL HAS FROZEN OVER, AND ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE SURE IT BURNS AGAIN."