Room 208

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#923

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Jbridge> Oh well, I got other stuff too.
<RocketDude> Don't tell me you bought a body pillow
<Jbridge> Like an airsoft pistol for a friend.
<Jbridge> HK 116E.
<jseblan> an H&K body pillow
<RocketDude> On one side is an MP5, the other is the same gun, but field-stripped.

#1140

Rated 72 by 10 users
<bogo_lode> unless your books are all super obscure and you attempt to use them to make epeen points about how smrt you are
<Nitya> well some are kind of obscure but i'm not the peen type. let alone epeen, which would be a weird thing to show off in the real world
<Barcode> "I'm not the peen type" nitya's dating profile

#656

Rated 49 by 7 users
<RocketDude>  This guy's *points to self* is a knucklehead!
<RocketDude>  *guy's a knucklehead

#255

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Korgmeister> Hmm, it appears to be about a bunch of rich, pretty boys who seduce wealthy women for money.
<Korgmeister> This could be relevant to my interests.

#1054

Rated 67 by 22 users
<Alkthash> It's after midnight and I'm talking about a dead anime love interest haunting me to make boner jokes.
<Alkthash> What the fuck brain.
<saladofstones> you one upped me, I'm reading about the Japanese KKK and eating dry cereal at 10:43
<Miijhal> I spent most of a day reading about sloth sex

#312

Rated 47 by 12 users
<MondayFridayPlane> !pickpocket GMH
* Mio-chan approaches GMH stealthily...
* Mio-chan fingers GMH's pocket and pilfers...
<Mio-chan> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07!
* Mio-chan blushes deeply upon seeing the doujins.
* GMH approaches Mio-chan stealthily...
* GMH fingers Mio-chan's pocket and pilfers...
<GMH> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07!
* GMH drops and washes hands upon seeing the bodily fluids covering them.

#59

Rated 77 by 34 users
<GuitarBizarre> Congratulations #yackfest, I think we've managed to break english!
<IllFlower> That would be only the latest in a long string of linguistic casualties in this channel...
<IllFlower> Japanese's eviscerated corpse is still sitting on the windowsill, see?

#8

Rated 51 by 4 users
<GooseMarmosetHyena> y'know what annoys me?
<GooseMarmosetHyena> "busty babes" - 1,340,000 results
<GooseMarmosetHyena> "big ass babes" - 39,500 results
<GooseMarmosetHyena> "perfectly proportioned babes" - 376 results

#97

Rated 53 by 8 users
<IllFlower> Ah, still no replies. I knew I should have picked something that required less creativity and more snowclones.

#1189

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Barcode> also i have no idea what the tech trees are
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> wait it added tech trees?
<ponicalica> C&C's always had a tech hierarchy.
<ponicalica> you have to build a refinery before you build a war factory before you build a tech center, etc.
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> true but it was less of a tree 
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> since it was pretty much "build x to get y"
<Nitya> the tech vine
<Barcode> tech pole.
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> tech southern family tree