<Barcode> remind me why anyone uses the warp for space travel <Barcode> also, how <Nitya> Because the webway is shut down or something, and they have shields that prevent bananas from morphing into daemons and such. <Barcode> now imagining the bananas in pajamas with chainswords
<Raydere> okay, at least this plugin doesn't spam channels * Raydere is now playing: Neulakyussra - YAKSHA
<Nitya> yeah, when i look at animals i think "this should be bigger and full of radioisotopes" too.
<Barcode> i told you about the guy who painted a zizek portrait at some art thing i went to, right? * Nitya imagines Call of Cthulhu, but with the poets and sculptors arting zizek instead of cthulhu <Barcode> i had to walk down an alley, i was increasingly nervous about the people around me <Nitya> The alleyway had an oppressive quality Barcode could not stop to define. Not just the walls, but the masses of people around him seemed to press in. From the ghetto, they were, [about a paragraph of racism] until he came to rest at the stand. There, only there, did he look up, only to see the Slovenian
<Kshch> god, why do people not have facebook in this day and age? <Kshch> now i have to solicit sex in person, how dreadful
<JackMackerel> Oh god <JackMackerel> They have a fucking Snuggie carol <TParadox> Ebenezer Snuggie! You shall be visited tonight by three blankets!
<Phallocrat> The idea is that transsexualism is basically an attack on femininity, so transmen are just fakes to let transsexuals say it's not a way to infiltrate women <Miijhal> Yep, they're basically saying that I am an evil phallocracy version of the terminator
<Nitya> I did not know that you could do this to penises. <Fiora> see, nitya, you'll become an expert in things that can be done to penises. <Alicia> Been his dream for such a long time. <Nitya> I'm already an expert in that, baby. * Nitya winks
<jseblan> I am of the opinion that me <> me
<jseblan> WAIT
<Charlatan|Prodigy> WAR
<Charlatan|Prodigy> HUH
<Charlatan|Prodigy> WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
<jseblan> if(jseblan != jseblan) {cout << "WHO THE F*** AM I";}
<Nous> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
<Rig> How do I convince someone to stop doing terrible things? <Juan> I normally recommend murder <Rig> Well, they're my boss. <Rig> And I don't think promotion works that way here. <IllFlower> Find a way to connect the consequences of said terrible thing to the literal end of the world. <Rig> Reinventing HTTP error codes? <IllFlower> "If it takes too much effort to use our API, nobody will use it and we'll all die starving and alone in the streets." <Rig> "Yeah, well, that's why you're all required to use it for our in-house projects." <IllFlower> "We'll lose tons of productivity, your manager will find out, and you'll die starving and alone in the streets." <Rig> He is the manager. ;-; There is only one person above him. <IllFlower> I'd keep hammering in the part where he inevitably dies starving and alone in the streets.