[The channel is discussing Osama bin Laden's death]
<TOKAM> I feel like I have missed out on something big.

[Discussing Tumblr]
<Foombazzle> its like twitter and myspace has a one night stand resulting in a 'developmentally challenged' baby which got adopted by an aging and unfulfilled yahoo

<Jimbobbowilly> .deicide Allah|Vishnu|Ahura Mazda

<Solstace> "Registered users: Google [Bot], Solstace" <- Huh.
<Solstace> (from Novafest)
<RocketDude> I told you about bots, bro! I told you, dawg!
<todolistplusalpha> I knew it!
<Barcode> yep. solstace is a google bot.
<RocketDude> Solstace, in reality, was a cyborg built to become the ultimate soldier
<Barcode> instead he seeks to become the ultimate bard.
<Solstace> But mass production was deemed too expensive, so I put my mechanical excellence to use playing guitar.
<todolistplusalpha> There's an anime in this somewhere.
<JuanCarlos> It's not like Solstace's life being an animu would be surprising
<Barcode> A robot harem anime? I think you mean "there is one currently in production and we just don't know about it yet".

<JBridge> I remember back around my sophomore year in high school, two girls came up to me, and asked if I had fallopian tubes. I said no, and mentioned something about their epidermis showing.
<JBridge> Now however, I realize how I SHOULD'VE responded.
<JBridge> "Yes. They're not mine, but I DO have them. If you want to see, I could bring the jar in some time."
<GuitarBizarre> Yeah. Flirting, disgusting, and witty in one fell swoop
<GuitarBizarre> you'd have been knee deep in vagina by the time you turned around
<Jayden> Ewwwww
<Jayden> As a friendly word of advice; it's not your leg you're supposed to stuff in there
<Jayden> If you're knee deep in vagina you're doing it very wrong
<GuitarBizarre> Jayden: or horrifically right!

<Noimporta> Did you finish LoGH?
<Rei> Yes
<Noimporta> What did you think of it?
<Rei> It was good
<Noimporta> Care elaborating a bit more?
<Rei> No
<Noimporta> I know you're usually not fond of being verbose about this stuff, but I find it hard to believe that all you made out of a 110 episode long space opera is "good".
<Rei> Fine
<Noimporta> I mean, who was your favourite character/s? Who did you agree with? Favourite battle? What did you think of the contrast between Reinhard's idealism and Yang's cynicism? something.
<Rei> It was really good
<Noimporta> ...

<Rig> You should get a room.
<ponicalica> we have a room you dick
<Buttercupistiny> we have a room
<Buttercupistiny> we are in it
<Buttercupistiny> drinking

<Dolphinpeter> dolphins, the gay rapist of the seas
<Pravd> Well something in nature had to fill that niche.
<Arha> Ducks are the gay rapists of the sky.
<Pravd> I guess dolphins just drew that straw.

<+Arha> o, a disgaea 4 is coming out? Kind of sucks that the PS3 sucks because that means it now has one more game I want to play
<+Arha> bringing it to a total of... two games, I guess
<+WildSeraph> What's the first?
<+Arha> Disgaea 3

<Barcode> I was gonna settle down for the night, but I can mayyyybe fit in a single game if you're quick in wrnagling others.
<RocketDude> if you're quick in wrnagling others. < Jeep Wrnagler
<Barcode> if you're quick in jeeping others*
<RocketDude> Jeepers!