<IllFlower> oh, I did have a dream where I dropped a copy of the Sunday New York Times on a high school friend of mine. it was weird. <ponicalica> do all your romantic dreams involve the New York Times? <IllFlower> it's how I court girls, by dropping unpleasant facts on them.
<IllFlower> "ivoryRum caressed $varia's soft face, the array blushing as he did so. 'Be gentle,' she said. 'This is my first time having something unshifted into me...'"
<AliceTensei> I'm not even sure who Lisa Frank is, but whatever. <Puffin> non-90s kid spotted <AliceTensei> I'm not American! <Alicia> Oh, so you're *definitely* not a 90s kid then?
<ponicalica> I closed the video as soon as I heard the «I'm gonna do some spoken word about anal!»
<Yukihime> "Nitya looked down at his shoes, his voice occasionally cracking through tears. 'you don't understand, ivoryRum. I'm not like the rest of you. I'm an exception.' <Yukihime> "ivoryRum took Nitya's hand in his, running his fingers over the folds of his palm. 'I know,' he said. 'that's why I knew I had to catch you.' " <ivoryRum> Oh god. <Nitya> are you high
<Nitya> "Pitches film where Scarlett Johansson uses 100% of her genome at once" <Myrdradek> She already does amiright guys * Myrdradek opens a beer can with his nose <Nitya> is that... a sex joke? i'm not sure.
<Haruspex> i took the test and got INFP <Haruspex> i'm not sure i've ever heard of someone not getting INFsomething, at least on the internet <Haruspex> i like that i'm apparently both introspective and turbulent <Haruspex> so i don't talk but when i do i punch you
<Solstace> YOU, TOO, CAN PROGRAM YOUR OWN HUMAN! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LEARN THE FUNCTION OF THE BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF GENETIC SEQUENCES, SYNTHESIZE A FETUS, AND BRAINWASH THE FUCK OUT OF THE KID! <Vorpy> HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH HUMAN PROGRAMMING
<AliceTensei> "I sort of forget that Lightning has pink hair and how or when my brain began to process that as a legit color in an otherwise normal design. " The curse of video games: Thinking colours like green are perfectly normal for hair. <ponicalica> Dude, my sister had green hair for a while. <ponicalica> (Of course, she dyed it, but...) <AliceTensei> But not naturally, one would hope. :| <ponicalica> No, of course not naturally. <IllFlower> hahahaha, it is now fact that ponicalica lives in some kind of anime family
<Puffin> hah, my mom's coworker thinks I'm a guy <General_Barcode> it does that to escape predators