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<Kaliayev> parrots are the reason pirate captains usually only have one leg, a hook for a hand and a missing eye
<Kaliayev> parrots are the reason pirate captains usually only have one leg, a hook for a hand and a missing eye
<Penguin> Could god create a cat so annoying, it could sit on itself?
<Fiora> ... also, I actually ordered myself a soul gem, so like, um, yeah. <ponicalica> are you going to cosplay as homuhomu <Fiora> No... I just wanted one because it was pretty! <Fiora> I'm not... lkajlskjl <Fiora> I can't win <SpruceZeus> Fiora is a master of the Nordic tongues <SpruceZeus> Lkåjskjl! <Fiora> ._. <jseblan> Fus Fiora Da? <SpruceZeus> It makes everyone in a certain radius suddenly get rotten teeth and suffer heart attacks and nosebleed
<JuanCarlos> @yt Congratulations EVA 14 languages <Omnipresence> JuanCarlos: YouTube: Obama's Bra 54 Double "D", 2702333 views <JuanCarlos> ...
<Dove> Back <GuitarBizarre> Dove - Am I to assume you're Black Dove? <lockon> 'lo dovey <lockon> only one way to find out <lockon> ALICE ALICE ALICE? <Dove> Yeah ALICE! <lockon> ALIIIIIIICE! <Dove> Yes, I'm black Dove. <Dove> ALIIIIIIIIIIIIICEE <Dove> There.
<goodtimesfreegrog> I have five joints on my arms! <goodtimesfreegrog> Three of them are elbows!
<IllFlower> I'm having trouble distinguishing between your description of organic chemistry nomenclature and a doge meme. I think that spells bad news for the former.
<JBridge> HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. <JBridge> IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS OWN BROW? <JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON. IT BELONGS TO THE POOR. <JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN. IT BELONGS TO GOD. <JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW. IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE. <JBridge> WELL I HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN WASH THAT BROW OF YOURS IF YOU JUST DO IT YOURSELF. I AM SELLING TICKETS TO RAPTURE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.95. CALL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES AND WE WILL THROW IN A COPY OF ATLAS SHRUGGED, ABSOLUTELY FREE.
<Zakdos> my god, it's like the world wants me to be a pedophile <Arha> my, you've already thought up your justification?
<IllFlower> Well, programming for giant robots probably involves runtime analysis /somewhere/, don't you think? <IllFlower> "SIR OUR POWER LEVELS ARE ASYMPTOTICALLY BOUND BY X SQUARED" <IllFlower> "NO THAT'S NO GOOD WE HAVE TO GO EXPONENTIAL" <IllFlower> "BUT SIR THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE" <IllFlower> "NO ALGORITHMS BE DAMNED WE ARE GOING E TO THE GODDAMN X"