Room 208

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#1188

Rated 76 by 12 users
[swapping Nintendo friend codes]
<jseblan> xxxx-xxxx-6699
<Alicia> Best last four digits.
<ponicalica> better than 6969?
<ponicalica> 6969 has *two* happy couples
<jseblan> yeah or you could consider that 6699 is an actual foursome while 6969 they're just each doing their own thing

#949

Rated 64 by 24 users
<saladofstones> what the fuck
<saladofstones> I get back on skype
<saladofstones> and I hear moaning from the mic of an anime girl then triumphant music
<saladofstones> did I just hear patroitc hentai?
<JBridge> Wait, what?
<JBridge> Patriotic hentai?
<JBridge> Are you reading Viva Freedom
<hacking> porno comics for Metal Wolf Chaos
<Charlatan> @g skippy especially patriotic porn

#343

Rated 72 by 22 users
<Charlatannery> God, fuck Google ads, fuck the wiki and fuck everything under the sun.
<Charlatannery> THAT IS MY FUCKING OPINION.
<IllFlower> Do you have an opinion on the matter that doesn't involve wild pelvic thrusting?
<Charlatannery> I HAVE NO OPINIONS ON ANYTHING THAT DON'T INVOLVE PELVIC THRUSTING

#931

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Tibbles> Ah, nerds. Who else would think that gigantic hulking space marines in power armor and rainbow cartoon ponies were cool at the same time.

#806

Rated 65 by 7 users
<BGTB2005> So I'm watching a show that Subaru and Gainax were involved with
<RocketDude> Subaru?
<Barcode> Subaru the car company?
<BGTB2005> Yes
<Nitya> top gear, eva edition
<Barcode> "Subaru runs into Aoi at a bus shelter, where they make up with each other. " uh oh
<Nitya> I'm so sorry for hurting you, Aoi-chan. Can I make it up to you with the SUBARU ULTIMATE CAR CHAMPIONSHIP CONTEST 2011??

#658

Rated 41 by 8 users
<TParadox> Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
<TParadox> Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

#1040

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Tibetanfox> Dealing with humans is marginally less infuriating than dealing with technology. They're also much more consistent and easy to manipulate.

#772

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Solstace> We've been through this, I thought. Lou is sane in his own bizarre and twisted way. I'm a future serial killer :P

#1290

Rated 44 by 3 users
<feep> that should really have been on gfycat
<feep> http://gfycat.com/LongBeneficialCock
<feep> I DID NOT PICK THAT NAME

#904

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Barcode> don't you understand? it's a slippery slope!
<Barcode> first, you're aborting children that will die within days anyway. then, you're aborting 13 year olds for failing their math tests!