Room 208

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#842

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Barcode> I will admit I don't know why I bothered pursuing this line of thought but I have no idea why you guys are pretending that you can't bring a knife anywhere near your body without spontaneously amputating all of your limbs.

#51

Rated 30 by 6 users
<Yuanchosaan> I think looking young is fine, but being lolibait is a completely different story.

#652

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Abyssinia> He's generally agreed to have invented firefighting, libraries, and prostitution, though.
<Abyssinia> And lightning.
<stiva> I heard he invented thinking.
<Abyssinia> That's actually an urban legend, he just applied for the first American patent on it.

#685

Rated 57 by 5 users
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<Nitya> left, right, left, right, up, up, down, down, select, start
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<Nova> I'm so lost, what is happening
* Nitya is one of the spectators in the background doing something silly
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#1202

Rated 72 by 10 users
<IllFlower> I like how it tells you it's 998.9701(17) cubic feet-millimetres of mercury per kelvin-pound-mole.
* Nitya sobs
<Nitya> i hate america. not for the renditions or the CIA or wars or labor rights. for kelvin pound moles

#80

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Kanade> I'M A KLEPTOMANIAC. I STOLE IT FROM SCHOOL.

#1134

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Saladofstones> its cool things got delayed since I had to help my brother get props for his movie
<Saladofstones> evidently its about some guy with an ak-47 and a gas mask
<Barcodrawing> Most movies are.
<Alicia> Even Ponyo?
<ponicalica> secretly, yes

#105

Rated 78 by 43 users
<IllFlower> I must say, I'm going to look forward to political campaigns in 30 years.
<IllFlower> "Is it true, Mr. Senator, that you trolled 4chan in your teenage years? We have evidence that you wrote, and I quote, 'LOLOLOL DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS' in one post. How do you answer to the questions surrounding allegations of a homosexual affair?"

#1121

Rated 69 by 14 users
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<Nitya> it's just part of the sauce
<Saladofstones> did someone say sauce
<Nitya> no
<Saladofstones> okay
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#37

Rated 53 by 8 users
<SpruceZeus> !trope Internets
<TropeBot> Trope Internets doesn't exist. Closest match: Rule Thirty Four http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour