Room 208

Quote database

#130

Rated 62 by 11 users 
<Yume> the more i stare at this gaussian curve 
<Yume> the more i imagine it to be a really fat penis

#108

Rated 44 by 6 users 
<GMH> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nERrUQbtGDY&feature=related
<Omnipresence> URL (1/1): YouTube - YAY PEPTO BISMOL
<GMH> <blahcomando> DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA this should be banned in 7 states 
<JBridge> That video? It kicks ass.
* JBridge has quit (Excess Flood)
* JBridge has joined #yackfest
<JBridge> Whoops.
<JBridge> too much DIARRHEA.

#523

Rated 60 by 10 users 
<Rotty> Tze: When will they make a ponibaby?
<Nitya> Let me consult the spirits
*** Nitya is now known as Haruspex
* Haruspex slays a goat
<Haruspex> alright let's see
<Haruspex> I think the leaking shit shows a May birth

#569

Rated 60 by 14 users 
<Rotty> ... Aon, why are you furry?
<HappyFurryTeenager> RP
<HappyFurryTeenager> That will soon be ending...
<Rotty> Ah, so it's not "Stopped shaving my legs."

#32

Rated 49 by 7 users 
<TParadox> I'm back, and I brought my shotgun. GET OFFA MY LAWN!
<GMH> YOU WANNA SHOTGUN FIGHT OLD MAN?
<GMH> I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOTGUN FIGHT
* IllFlower restrains GMH
* GMH elbows illflower in the nose
[...]
<TParadox> Going to bed.
<GMH> night
<IllFlower> Later, TParadox.
*** TParadox has quit IRC (Quit: *shoots GMH in the kneecap*)

#1140

Rated 72 by 10 users 
<bogo_lode> unless your books are all super obscure and you attempt to use them to make epeen points about how smrt you are
<Nitya> well some are kind of obscure but i'm not the peen type. let alone epeen, which would be a weird thing to show off in the real world
<Barcode> "I'm not the peen type" nitya's dating profile

#953

Rated 56 by 9 users 
<Tibetanfox> Charlatan: Exactly. Games should not make you jump through too many hoops to let you turn into a bear.

#985

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<RocketDude> Clearly, you've never had any experience with demons that evoke Gene Simmons

#31

Rated 49 by 7 users 
<Haruka> screw periods
<Haruka> although how i'd screw them would be hard
<Haruka> since periods are one dimensional
<Haruka> and i lack a penis

#77

Rated 60 by 21 users 
<GuitarBizarre> I BLAME ZE FRENCH
<GuitarBizarre> With their stripy flag and their fine wines!
<GuitarBizarre> Staying over there, sending us their womenfolk!
<GuitarBizarre> wait no thats wrong
<GuitarBizarre> COMING OVER HERE, STEALING OUR WOMEN!
<GuitarBizarre> wait no, also wrong...
<GuitarBizarre> ENGAGING IN SCHRODINGERS IMMIGRANT!