<Lin_Chong> Clearly all martial artists should learn the drums. <zeroplusalpha> They should, actually, and the rhythm aspect is also very important. <Lin_Chong> Imagine an entire mountain range, with line upon line upon line of bare-chested acolytes pounding their way into the morning light, their drumsticks cast from lead and their drums lined with tiger-skin. <Lin_Chong> And in the temple below, all the masters take advantage of the glorious back-beat and rock out truly righteously.
<Nitya> but pink is (nearly) the color of communism, comfrade! <RocketDude> @Barcode: Oh yeah, how does that zoom level config work? Like, can you still use the scroll wheel for switching weapons? <saladofstones> gay communism? <saladofstones> I wonder if you have marxist-feminist critiques <RocketDude> No, gay communism does not help with sniping. <Nitya> marxist feminism exists, sure. <ColorPrinter> I come back and the topic is gay communism <ColorPrinter> alright
[Saladofstones is playing ArmA] <Saladofstones> well <Saladofstones> this was something <Saladofstones> here we are in a tank, not any tank <Saladofstones> but a variant of tank specifically designed to fight other tanks, so we have three layers of armor <Saladofstones> one taliban with a grenade launcher gets a lucky hit, our ammo cooks off and we all die <Saladofstones> thats 500 million dollars well spent, Pentagon <Saladofstones> Someone got their 72 virgins instantly today <Haruspex> oneshotting a tank is worth at least a few virgins imo <Saladofstones> whats worse is that an APC survived a direct hit from my HEAT <Saladofstones> what happened is that our hyper velocity rounds are too fast <Saladofstones> so it went in one side of its thin armor and out the other and took out a tree <Haruspex> gotta go slow... and... armor piercingly <Saladofstones> I think this tank is either cursed or the spirit of technoallah was with the taliban today <Haruspex> also i thought the point of HEAT rounds was that they exploded while inside or something <Saladofstones> yup <Haruspex> you had one job heat round <Saladofstones> but the problem being it needs a specific set of circumstances to explode <Haruspex> but nooooo, gotta blow up a tree <Saladofstones> apparantely armor made of cardboard doesn't count <Haruspex> yeah, they expect thicker armor than a shitty apc has, right?
<Nitya> "It is only equipped with a 12.6mm Vulcan, but it gets additional firepower by eating chili peppers or a car battery, after which the elephant becomes able to breathe fire or to shoot lightning from it's proboscis." it's an exciting time to be a soldier
<IllFlower> Let me put it to you this way. TV Tropes is what you get after you put gender, biological sex, sexuality, and all types of romance into a blender, set it to "liquefy", and then chuck the blender out of the window because this is a terrible analogy.
*** Noimporta left the room (quit: Quit: Clap on! , Clap off! Clap@#&$NO CARRIER).
<Tibetanfox> Dealing with humans is marginally less infuriating than dealing with technology. They're also much more consistent and easy to manipulate.
<Noimporta> Oh, come on, these guys spend all their time RPing, how the hell am I supposed to find a few specific posts <IllFlower> They think you're a sentient outgrowth of the forum software? <Noimporta> Well, that seems to be my function now <Noimporta> So I guess that makes us related
<JBridge> We're talking about a porn site right now. <JuanCarlos> when are we not talking about porn <JuanCarlos> or at least, when is JBridge not talking about porn <VivalaSalsa> When hes talking about metal <VivalaSalsa> actually no, hes managed to combine the two <JBridge> No, someone else combined the two. <JBridge> Pornogrind, wasn't it? <RocketDude> At least it isn't Pornstep. <Charlatan> I HAVE A NEW GOAL IN LIFE <Charlatan> COMBINE SKRILLEX <Charlatan> AND PORN
<Haruspex> it smells crappy <Haruspex> -- my hot take on pot <PacificTrashVortex> more like a hot toke