<GuitarBizarre> Sometimes it honestly feels like I'm the {{only straight male}} around these two channels.
<TropeBot> Trope OnlyStraightMale doesn't exist. Closest match: Unfortunate Implications http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications
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<Solstace> "Registered users: Google [Bot], Solstace" <- Huh. <Solstace> (from Novafest) <RocketDude> I told you about bots, bro! I told you, dawg! <todolistplusalpha> I knew it! <Barcode> yep. solstace is a google bot. <RocketDude> Solstace, in reality, was a cyborg built to become the ultimate soldier <Barcode> instead he seeks to become the ultimate bard. <Solstace> But mass production was deemed too expensive, so I put my mechanical excellence to use playing guitar. <todolistplusalpha> There's an anime in this somewhere. <JuanCarlos> It's not like Solstace's life being an animu would be surprising <Barcode> A robot harem anime? I think you mean "there is one currently in production and we just don't know about it yet".
<Tibetanfox> You know what Feepbot loves, though? <Tibetanfox> Ponies. <AnOtherT> feepbot: do you like ponies? <Saigyouji> .decide Genocide|Ponies <feepbot> Saigyouji: Genocide <EnglishIvy> Oh shit.
<JBridge> I worked from 6:00 to 9:30 today. <JBridge> Specifically, 6:00 AM to 9:30 PM. <JBridge> But hey, I'm getting $95 out of the deal. <RocketDude> Wow. Are you feeling okay? <JBridge> I'm feeling a bit exhausted. <RocketDude> A /bit?/ <Haruspex> I'm going to assume you were working as a gigolo. <RocketDude> If he was, then I'd salute his stamina. <JBridge> Well, I was serving a lot of people.
<Tzetzuooooo> It's true. It's so annoying just having your dick spill everywhere.
<Buttercupistiny> My bible has pretty little Precious Moments insets <Buttercupistiny> Because I am a GIRL <Buttercupistiny> And girl bibles need such things >_> <TParadox> Buttercup is a Guy In Real Life? Everything I know is wrong! <Buttercupistiny> EXACTLY <Buttercupistiny> My boobs and girly bits are A GIGANTIC LIE
<Szczerbiec> youtube guy, why did you label a DnB track called "Pikachu Mutha Fucka" as being by Aphex Twin. <Barcodinner> It was Aphex's evil twin. * Szczerbiec slowly stands up and walks over to Barcode. * Szczerbiec stares him in the eyes for a few seconds before grabbing him by the hair and pulling his head off of his body. * Szczerbiec sits back down.
<JBridge> HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. <JBridge> IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS OWN BROW? <JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON. IT BELONGS TO THE POOR. <JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN. IT BELONGS TO GOD. <JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW. IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE. <JBridge> WELL I HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN WASH THAT BROW OF YOURS IF YOU JUST DO IT YOURSELF. I AM SELLING TICKETS TO RAPTURE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.95. CALL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES AND WE WILL THROW IN A COPY OF ATLAS SHRUGGED, ABSOLUTELY FREE.
<Saladofstones> well it might be cool to say I studied in Cuba but I doubt that could work for my major <Juan> but what if <Juan> you KILL CASTRO during your tenure as a cuban international student <Juan> what if that <Saladofstones> holy fuck I'd be the director of the FBI for life <Saladofstones> I'd probably get my own private guantanamo <Juan> Saladanamo <Saladofstones> Prepare to get stoned <Juan> "We combine our war crimes with our stones to give you a fine torture experience"
<Generality> I can't believe films are still using "10% of your brain". <Nitya> it applies to so many things though <Nitya> like, take tires. at any given time only a bit of it is touching the ground. probably even less than a tenth! <Nitya> what i'm saying is if we started using 100% of our tires at once the possibilities are limitless. <Barcode> you still always use 100% of your tyres, the whole thing contains air pressure <Nitya> the air's not touching the ground! USELESS.