<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.

<Bjork> LisaMilton is Aon, right?
* LisaMilton is now known as LisaIsWriting
<LisaIsWriting> Quite possibly
<LisaIsWriting> I could be Saturn for all you know
<Bjork> LisaIsWriting: But Saturn's here...
* Saturn|Digging quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds)
<Bjork> ...

<Tibetanfox> I am tempted to call this problem "Odd number installment syndrome"
<Tibetanfox> See, each odd numbered installment is throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.
<Tibetanfox> Even numbers have the luxury of fleshing out what sticks.

<saladofstones> In this case, your boner explodes into a rainbow and you can never ever have a boner again but want to feel one pretty fucking badly
<saladofstones> so you eventually cover yourself in boners and lament how it just isn't the same
<saladofstones> then you become doom-rider

<IllFlower> if (beingWatched()) { break observers_legs_off; } else { continue unmentionable_activities; }

<Alkthash> Yeah, but I don't care about every blade of grass and tree or pointless anecdote Tolkien throws in between The Shite and Mordor.

<SpruceZeus> Looking at some Rob Liefeld art gave me an idea
<stiva> ... that sentence terrifies me, SpruceZeus

<BonSequitur> Sorry.
<BonSequitur> Sometimes the evil gets the better of me.
<BonSequitur> I've been working on it. I hardly ever wake up with a dead twelve-year-old covered in blood next to me.
<BonSequitur> Anymore.

<Lin_Chong> I should probably watch that TV show where that guy fucks that pig

<IllFlower> I have a recording on my phone of me speaking in an alcohol-induced Irish-ish accent at a party.
<IllFlower> This would be less disturbing if I could remember how that happened.