<Nitya> also i know a decent amount of physics and i'm pretty sure that learning physics is no guarantee that you're going to know physics * Charlatan aims the LHC at Nitya <Nitya> for example, the LHC is several kilometers across, and also a circle <Nitya> hard to aim
<Nitya> I sleep using only the force of my hatred to support my head <JuanLannister> so what you're saying is that you're a sith <Nitya> Force-pillow is one of the less talked about but more useful powers of the dark side, yes
<Tibetanfox> I mean, my car is old enough that if it were a girl I could legally and consensually fuck her. <Tibetanfox> Goddamn. That is the worst analogy I have made in this channel. <Tibetanfox> Ever.
<Tzetzuo> I inadvertently convinced my parents that I lost a contest with atashi, which is an "R&D" website. <IllFlower> I take it your stickers came in... and I really would like to know how you got there from here. <Tzetzuo> "So what was that letter? Some kind of contest?" "Uh, yeah, sorta." "Did you win?" "I got some stickers." "Ha. So what is this thing... atashi?" "It's um, it's a sort of arty website." "R&D?" <IllFlower> You're a master of awkwardly not explaining things, aren't you.
<Charlatan> WHO GETS NARDPUNCHED TODAY? <Charlatan> I DEMAND SACRIFICE. <Solstace> JBridge. <JBridge> Shit! * JBridge braces for impact. <Charlatan> YOU SHOULD BE HONORED, FOR TODAY YOU BRING GLORY TO YOUR TRIBE. <JBridge> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * Charlatan Tiger Uppercuts JBridge in the 'nards <JBridge> UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Juan> Iright <Juan> I am Drunk <Juan> but still <Juan> Anyway point is <Barcode> i right, i drunk, i conquer
<Phallocrat> The idea is that transsexualism is basically an attack on femininity, so transmen are just fakes to let transsexuals say it's not a way to infiltrate women <Miijhal> Yep, they're basically saying that I am an evil phallocracy version of the terminator
<Solstace> Clearly, the republican candidates should just all sleep with each other. Everyone's life is made easier.
<hello> Recursion is easy! It's just masturbation, but with functions.
<IllFlower> oh, I did have a dream where I dropped a copy of the Sunday New York Times on a high school friend of mine. it was weird. <ponicalica> do all your romantic dreams involve the New York Times? <IllFlower> it's how I court girls, by dropping unpleasant facts on them.