Room 208

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#73

Rated 55 by 12 users
* Solstace blows vuvuzudak
<TParadox> Ew, get a room.
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#1299

Rated 21 by 1 user
<Nitya> If I don't successfully pick up 420 girls, I am going to die in a lot of different ways.

#853

Rated 57 by 5 users
<blamspam> .decide die chicken biscuit cracker & cheez wiz laden death|skip cheez wiz
<feepbot> blamspam: die chicken biscuit cracker & cheez wiz laden death
<Barcode[PATV]> but...what is a cheeze wiz bin laden death
<Barcode[PATV]> or a die chicken biscuit cracker
<Barcode[PATV]> /why are all your snacks about the loss of life/
<blamspam> I wasn't talking about bin Laden! And these things are bad for you, you know that?

#639

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Motoko> そうなの?これは日本語じゃないかなぁ・・・
<U_B> All I'm getting out of that is "bla bla bla?  Bla bla Japanese Language bla bla bla trailing off I am a foreign spy"

#523

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Rotty> Tze: When will they make a ponibaby?
<Nitya> Let me consult the spirits
*** Nitya is now known as Haruspex
* Haruspex slays a goat
<Haruspex> alright let's see
<Haruspex> I think the leaking shit shows a May birth

#647

Rated 57 by 5 users
<zeroplusalpha> True Story: A friend of mine who became a hippie, had some the Chinese word for prosperity on his door.  Except it was upside down...which is actually a thing, as "upside down" is a homophone for "arrive".  So I asked him where he learned about hanging auspcisious words upside down, to which he replied "It's upside down?" >_<

#1247

Rated 30 by 6 users
<soc> nobody wants to hear about how I scrape dried grease and oil off my body every night
<CatEgg> I'm sure someone here does
<jbit> there's probably some dude on craigslist who cares
<soc> :/
<jbit> he might even pay you to watch

#733

Rated 44 by 3 users
<AliceTensei> Well, yeah, but it would be sensible from a hedgehog murdering point of view.

#712

Rated 44 by 6 users
<IllFlower> would it be laughable to attempt to play a modern racing game using nothing but a keyboard, because I am sorely tempted to.
<zeroplusalpha> That's ok, I play visual novels with a wheel.
<blackberryPanther> Imagine Zero twirling the steering wheel furiously to choose the right option.
<blackberryPanther> And for the sex minigames, he's furiously pounding on the pedals. 
<IllFlower> that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "driving the plot forward".
<zeroplusalpha> As it does to "driving stick", presumably.

#268

Rated 16 by 18 users
<killerrabbit> excuse me a moment, I must give my thrice daily thanks to Athe