<saladofstones> welcome to night ME3 threads
<saladofstones> where everyone is gay
<saladofstones> even the andriods
<jseblan> YES
<TParadox> especially the androids.

<IllFlower> Well, programming for giant robots probably involves runtime analysis /somewhere/, don't you think?
<IllFlower> "SIR OUR POWER LEVELS ARE ASYMPTOTICALLY BOUND BY X SQUARED"
<IllFlower> "NO THAT'S NO GOOD WE HAVE TO GO EXPONENTIAL"
<IllFlower> "BUT SIR THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE"
<IllFlower> "NO ALGORITHMS BE DAMNED WE ARE GOING E TO THE GODDAMN X"

<Arha> I like my women like I like my coffee
<Arha> COVERED IN BEES
<Noimporta> You have an unusual taste in coffee.

<GMH> anyone here speak russian?
<JBridge> Nein.
<AttObl> Iie.
<JetstreamJuan> no
<JetstreamJuan> that's spanish for no

<IllFlower> wise uncle zeroplusalpha, who is also occasionally a mean uncle
<zeroplusalpha> Is there any other kind of uncle?
<ponicalica> creepy uncle
<zeroplusalpha> OK, apart from that one.
<IllFlower> he's got a bit of that too *cough*moe anime*cough*
<zeroplusalpha> Oi.
<zeroplusalpha> I have at *least* two more years before my anime folder puts me on government watchlists.

<Saladofstones> Well the tonkin incident was meant to escalate the war
<Saladofstones> what helped was the confusion
<Saladofstones> see intelligence fucked up, and thought there were two incidents at first
<Saladofstones> because in that day, it was hard to determine whether or not two or more people were talking about the same incident from different perspectives
<Saladofstones> NSA and CIA clarified that it was one, but the congress members who wanted war ignored later findings to escalate the war
<Saladofstones> which ended well for both sides
<Saladofstones> we got rid of our surplus of toxic chemicals, napalm, and poor people
<Saladofstones> and Vietnam got rid of its surplus of poor people, trees, and natives
<Saladofstones> Ho Chi Minh and Nixon were seen hi-fiving each other over how well it went and went on to drink beer in Michigan Central's Pub

<Reyendo> You must be a rapist.
<Reyendo> You rapist.
<Reyendo> and a communist.
<Reyendo> a rapist-communist.
<Electivirus> Rapunist.
<Reyendo> So, you rape while espousing marxist values?
<Reyendo> Or do you marx while espousing rapist values?
<TibetanFox> Hey, the communist bit is all you, Comrade.
<TibetanFox> Now put on this Ushanka and bend over.

<Tibbles> Ah, nerds. Who else would think that gigantic hulking space marines in power armor and rainbow cartoon ponies were cool at the same time.

<Tibetanfox> Charlatan: Exactly. Games should not make you jump through too many hoops to let you turn into a bear.

<Barchomework> not really, the third game just highlighted how much scary games try to keep you isolated from characters
<Glowsquid> but dude, it was written by a... NOVELIST!
<Tacklmacain> Also written by a novelist: Twilight