Room 208

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#126

Rated 66 by 17 users
<hello> Recursion is easy!  It's just masturbation, but with functions.

#7

Rated 51 by 4 users
<TParadox> "If you can't be with the one you love... love the one you're with!"
<TParadox> Terrible advice.
<ABM> horrible advise
<GMH> no-good advice
<Wicked223> very bad advice
<GMH> date advice.

#111

Rated 21 by 3 users
<ponicalica> I'm now imagining Matrix with red hair and fake boobs

#978

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> «Cannon looks and moves a bit like Shaggy from Scooby Doo» I like the writer
<RocketDude> "Hey, Scoob, I put magnets in my fingers!" "Ragnets rin rhe ringers? Rooo!"

#283

Rated 71 by 21 users
<VerticalPig> ... mmmmmm yes i'm a natural blue where is the ... no i don't find that all too ... my name is Kevin Xiwei and we ... mmmmmmmmfbfbfbfb
<VerticalPig> ... blblblblbl tomorrow is the due date and i expect that everyone ... no i will not accept a fish ... come on please stop poking me nggh
<VerticalPig> oofow ... no, sir, i don't plan to file a whiplash claim ... this ... sorry i know you like her but i don't think it's going to work out ... ackcough
<JBridge> Hm. If VerticalPig is sleep-deprived...
<JBridge> VerticalPig: Hey, can I be an op?
<VerticalPig> ... someone's calling the cops? um okay but i'm tellin' ya, i ain't done nothin' wrong ... beef and fries i don't understand sir this is a vegan diner ... mmmffllflb
<VerticalPig> oh i'm sorry joel you were looking for ... for something weren't you ... uh i slash mode ... umerbafbklj ... slash mode ... ajkfhjk
*** VerticalPig sets mode -v JBridge
<VerticalPig> okay i think that's right

#265

Rated 77 by 34 users
<GMH> @g down for everyone or just me tv tropes
<Omnipresence> Google: Freud Was Right - Television Tropes & Idioms — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight
<GMH> fuck you
<GMH> i mean screw you
<GMH> i mean the hell with you
<GMH> fucking freud.
<GMH> i mean, that asshole, freud.
<GMH> i mean, that jackass, freud.

#91

Rated 53 by 8 users
Korgmeister: Dude this is like Metal Wolf Chaos: The Eroge.

#1167

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Nitya> «Lactase can be purchased as a food supplement, and is added to milk to produce "lactose-free" milk products.» that's kinda cool
<Nitya> you can't digest this stuff, so we'll just add what you need to digest it for you
<Nitya> imagine going to a restaurant and buying a digestive tract with your meal
<Nitya> maybe renting would be more convenient.
<Barcode> yeah.
<Barcode> i imagine someone wrote a biopunk story where this happens.
<Barcode> ("no, but I will")

#621

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> Even knowing what these measures actually are, every time I read "we're going to have to resort to extreme measures," I think "VAMPIRISM"

#875

Rated 57 by 5 users
<KanWrites> I WILL PUT UP WITH DICE
<KanWrites> FOR LOVECRAFT
<KanWrites> BECAUSE I WANT HIS RACIST BABIES