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<Kirino> i still am not that versed in <Kirino> stripping
<Kirino> i still am not that versed in <Kirino> stripping
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I don't get people's hatred of 'fujoshi' <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I can't go 5 steps on /a/ without someone lamenting them <IllFlower> I think it's just tribalism. <IllFlower> Like G.R.O.S.S. from Calvin and Hobbes, except less funny and more sad. <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh okay <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> well when you're sadder than a deranged blonde kid who talks to animals <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> ... <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh my god replace hobbes with waifus and you have /jp/
<Noimporta> OK, now that I know Bin Laden's death, there's no reason for me to stay alive... <Noimporta> Awake, I mean, awake. <Noimporta> So later.
<Nova> i have way too much touhou yuri. <Charlatan> LIES. Never enuff. <Charlatan> There is only "insufficient yuri" and "insufficient hard drive space".
<ponicalica> StarGirl00: How are you today? <StarGirl00> God
<Noimporta> you can always count on tropers to take a stupid situation, and make it sad <Noimporta> the situation never stops being stupid, though
<Rig> How do I convince someone to stop doing terrible things? <Juan> I normally recommend murder <Rig> Well, they're my boss. <Rig> And I don't think promotion works that way here. <IllFlower> Find a way to connect the consequences of said terrible thing to the literal end of the world. <Rig> Reinventing HTTP error codes? <IllFlower> "If it takes too much effort to use our API, nobody will use it and we'll all die starving and alone in the streets." <Rig> "Yeah, well, that's why you're all required to use it for our in-house projects." <IllFlower> "We'll lose tons of productivity, your manager will find out, and you'll die starving and alone in the streets." <Rig> He is the manager. ;-; There is only one person above him. <IllFlower> I'd keep hammering in the part where he inevitably dies starving and alone in the streets.
<Myrmidon> "HP Lovecraft's greatest achievement is making sure every idiot says/posts "Cthulhu!" whenever an exotic sea creature picture gets posted." <Nitya> thus destroying mankind's knowledge of sea life - and he detested sea life <Nitya> well played mister craft <Saladofstones> My problem is that everyone only says Cthulu <Saladofstones> there were other cosmic horrors, such as the librarians who transcended space and time and abducted people and made them write in books <Saladofstones> proving Lovecraft hated books <Saladofstones> which is why he only wrote in magazines
<YuleSequitur> You know what's stupid? <YuleSequitur> Right-wingers seem to actually be genuinely outraged and surprised that teacher's assemblies are incredibly left-wing. <YuleSequitur> What the fuck do you expect? You put a bunch of overeducated, underpaid public-sector workers together in a room, you should be thankful they don't decide to take up arms and overthrow the government. <Kaliayev> especially when the last 6 months has seen a concerted attack on teachers from those very same right wing sources. then again, they were the people who brought us "we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?", so, you know... <YuleSequitur> That should be added before any mention of the GOP primary debates: "From the people who brought you 'we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?' it's the GOP PRIMARY DEBATES! Chapter 17!"
<Fiora> nuclear fusion in stars? <Fiora> that's pretty hot