<Nitya> .decide listen to shitty pop via youtube | listen to shitty pop via nightmares beamed into your mind from things beyond existence
<RocketDude> Granted, YouTube is probably a better medium than the latter
<Nitya> You'd be surprised!  The reception is usually pretty great.
<JuanC> RocketDude: you clearly haven't use Things Beyond Existence's services. I tell you, man, they're about be as big as YT is
<Nitya> Only once the stars are right again. Then we will dance through the ruined halls of Tsochari to the mad theremin of Commisar Schilling, as has our ancestors on Xoth once did
<IllFlower> I hate the advertisements, though. They really went downhill when they started reading your mind to sell you things.

<Zakdos> damn you british and your crazy inventions to always be at GMT!
<GuitarBizarre> We're british. Crazy inventions are what we do whenever we're not trying to persuade the Irish and Scottish to come to war.
<Zakdos> you invented the non-metric system
<GuitarBizarre> Sometimes we even make crazy inventions to get the Irish and Scottish to come to war.
<Zakdos> hey, that's what I like to call optimization
<GuitarBizarre> We call it imperialism.

<GMH> dude
<GMH> this game is more complicated than magic the gathering
<GMH> seriously
<ponicalica> GMH: Bigger prizes, too.

<Iverum> Fake difficulty and sodomy!
<Iverum> The best game ever.
<GoggleFox> It's less so when you get deep enough.
<Iverum> Sounds like a gay bar.

<Corvidium> Hi Solstace
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<JBridge> Bye, Solstace?

<+cts> Kill everybody~! Yay~!

<Penguin> Could god create a cat so annoying, it could sit on itself?

<Barcout> terrence wiles, the child murderer. colour: white
<Barcout> discard any card frmo your hand. add two colours to your mana pool. more stuff that makes no sense but is indistiguishable from real magic talk to outsiders
<Juan> Not sure if I'd play that
<Juan> and it actually makes sense, man
<Juan> In fact, IIRC, that's an infamous {{game breaker}}
<Barcout> So dumb. I literally just said words
<Juan> Well, that's what we all do here. :P

<ColorPrinter> Here's a hint: I and E
<ColorPrinter> and nternet and xplorer
<RocketDude> Enternet Ixplorer
<RocketDude> Do I win anything

<Saladofstones> they did a striptease to lure out a god
<Lin_Chong> I've done that.
<Lin_Chong> The god didn't come.
<Saladofstones> thats because you're either not a virgin lin chong or not a miko
<Lin_Chong> I don't know what I am anymore.
<Saladofstones> if you're a virgin, call me, I'm totally a god
<Saladofstones> from nigeria
<Saladofstones> I need to distill your virginess to sell viagra overseas