Room 208

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#455

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Jackerel> Oh, Tibs, how's the flooding?
<Tibetanfox> I'm in Victoria, so I'm fine.
<Tibetanfox> As for Queensland, it's fucked. 75% of it is underwater now.
<Tibetanfox> Including the capital fucking city.
<Tibetanfox> Shit be fucked.
<Jackerel> Flash floods and shit
*** Blackthorne quit (Read error: No route to host)
<T-Cat> Yeah, see?
<T-Cat> There goes Blackthorne.

#615

Rated 65 by 7 users
<RAGE> I hate being young.
<JBridge> Well, you can try waiting.
<RAGE> But that takes for _ever_
<JBridge> No, it's quite a bit shorter.
<JBridge> It just feels like forever.
<JBridge> If you want to feel old, you could go to GameFAQs or some other forum with a lot of young idiots.
<RAGE> That just depresses me more, because I start thinking "wait, you're telling me I'M the high end?"

#1254

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Alicia> Fabulous moaning right here.

#937

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Nitya> I sleep using only the force of my hatred to support my head
<JuanLannister> so what you're saying is that you're a sith
<Nitya> Force-pillow is one of the less talked about but more useful powers of the dark side, yes

#1114

Rated 77 by 13 users
<IllFlower> Were we just all simultaneously in the shower?
<IllFlower> Freaky.
<Barcodrawing> Great. Now we're going to have to name this The Shower Incident.
<Rig> Let's not.

#822

Rated 63 by 23 users
<Fiora> Jokes about ballistics are just so derivative.
<Fiora> These puns are accelerating in terribleness.
<saladofstones> that's beautiful Fiora, I think
<saladofstones> I need to turn it into a message about not going ballistic, though
<Fiora> (Sorry, calculus puns are obligatory!)
<GMH> Calculus puns are integral to every collection of nerdy puns.
<zeroplusalpha> I can't really differentiate between them, I'm terrible at maths.
<Fiora> I think I'm reaching my limits >_<
<Fiora> I don't think these puns can remain continuous for long.  Soon they're going to have to leave our domain.
<Juan> oh god i don't know math and yet these puns are hurting me
<GMH> That's a very clear sine of their power.
<Fiora> Don't go off on a tangent!
<Juan> You seem to be going in a tan...seriously
<Fiora> I liked the angle we had going there.
<zeroplusalpha> I would choose to not remain in this locus.
<Juan> It was quite acute angle, indeed
<GMH> You're just being obtuse.
<GMH> These puns are the right way to do things.
<Fiora> I'm not sure it's a real good idea; they can get pretty complex!
<Fiora> But I guess my fears might be imaginary.
<zeroplusalpha> You never know, the inverse might be true: they could be friendly.
<GMH> On secant thought, they might not.
<FlyingChaucer> You guys are in-sine
<zeroplusalpha> Opinion is divided on that.
<GMH> Our irrationality seems to be driving some people away.
<Fiora> Maybe the puns would be better if they were more natural?
<Fiora> Some of them are too negative.
<FlyingChaucer> at least we're real :V
<GMH> They're just adding to my amusement.
<zeroplusalpha> This is becoming exponentially sillier.
<Fiora> I think we should log some of these for later review.
<Fiora> I mean, it's only natural.
<Fiora> Then, I can eeeeeeee~ over them later!
<GMH> That's not a common idea at all.
<FlyingChaucer> that was a well-calculated move
<Fiora> It is the base of the idea, after all!

#1001

Rated 77 by 13 users
*** ponicalica was kicked by IllFlower (get it off get it off get it *off*)
<ponigirl> STOP KICKING HIM, JERK
*** ponicalica has joined
<IllFlower> MAKE ME, JERK
<ponicalica> is this a catfight?
<IllFlower> MAYBE IT IS, JERK
<ponigirl> NOBODY ASKED YOU, JERK
* zeroplusalpha pretends to be very interested in the carpet all of a sudden.
<zeroplusalpha> "My, what a lovely weave."
<IllFlower> STOP OGLING THE CARPET, JERK
<ponigirl> THAT CARPET ISN'T BEING PRETTY FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT, IT IS ITS OWN PRIZE
<IllFlower> GOD, PONIGIRL, DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN JERKS DO THAT
<ponigirl> YES, I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT JERKS.

#703

Rated 61 by 6 users
<zeroplusalpha> yes, but I think that's the joke. There aren't any "hyperbass flautists", so looking for a student is somewhat counterproductive.
<SpruceZeus> i read "flatulists"
<SpruceZeus> >_<
<zeroplusalpha> Hyperbass flatulists would be awesome. And not really sound all that different.
<Nitya> ._.
<KatawaSolstace> .____________.

#694

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Barcode[out]> I won't hold it against you. As fir multiplayer gameplay, the only gameninkjownis tryives
<ponicalica> Gameninkjownis, Iceland

#272

Rated 46 by 19 users
<JBridge> So yeah.
<JBridge> Back to Macross.
<JBridge> Er, MAKOROSU.
<GMH> did you just PURPOSELY CALL A SERIES WITH A COMPETENT ENGLISH NAME BY JAPANGRISH?
<GMH> JBRIDGE?
JBridge> YES?
<GMH> YOU
<GMH> YOU
<GMH> DOUBLE OTAKUR