<Alicia> I feel like I just realized how powerful underboob is

<boyhood> Who wants to be Womanliness?
*** MANLINESS is now known as WOMANLINESS
<RocketDude> And the wetness, and the coolness, and the stickyness and the Loch Ness!
<WOMANLINESS> DAMMIT NESSIE
<GMH> Womanly Ness?
<boyhood> Gives new meaning to the term "untouchable."

<Szczerbiec> youtube guy, why did you label a DnB track called "Pikachu Mutha Fucka" as being by Aphex Twin.
<Barcodinner> It was Aphex's evil twin.
* Szczerbiec slowly stands up and walks over to Barcode.
* Szczerbiec stares him in the eyes for a few seconds before grabbing him by the hair and pulling his head off of his body.
* Szczerbiec sits back down.

<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> oh wonderful, I knocked the ethernet cable loose again
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> this cable is awful.
<RocketDude> Dang
<RocketDude> Wait, how are you still talking to us
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> RocketDude: computers akimbo
<RocketDude> Okay, I'm laughing at the image of a Neo clone spinning computer towers on his fingers
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> click *spinGRINGRINDGRINDINGNOISE* both towers now have broken hard drives

<zeroplusalpha> Nanoha Gun: Top Fate is a hilariously awesome cocktail of moechismo and homoerotic subtext.

<JuanCarlos> no fuck you, jseblan, i'm fucking clint eastwood and there's nothing you guys can do about it
<Haven> ...so he's on top right

<Arha> Titillation: Like ventilation, only with tits

<Iverum> You know. I bet aliens would watch porn and laugh their non-anthrocentric asses off.
<Iverum> «Is he rubbing his reproductive organs on her face? Why would you do that? It's terribly inefficient for reproduction. No wonder this species can't get past the moon.»
<Barcode> you think aliens wouldn't horribly abuse their reproductive organs?
<MisterJuantastic> Our civilization will be known across the universe as one where being a plumber means being a three legged handsome thirty year old
<ponicalica> I thought being a plumber meant jumping on turtles
<MisterJuantastic> well, games lied to you. Porn's preaching the truth, brutha

<Tibetanfox> Charlatan: Exactly. Games should not make you jump through too many hoops to let you turn into a bear.

<Nitya> what the hell is an insatiable hour
<Nitya> how do you satiate a unit of time?
<Nitya> this cover raises so many important questions
<Juan> you sacrifice your minutes to it???
<Nitya> but it's an hour! it's MADE OF minutes