#874
<AliceTensei> And then Amazon took over the world by amassing an arsenal of nuclear warheads. <jseblan> if that includes free shipping for everyone I'm in
<AliceTensei> And then Amazon took over the world by amassing an arsenal of nuclear warheads. <jseblan> if that includes free shipping for everyone I'm in
<JackMackerel> @g totally not porn of tzetze <Omnipresence> JackMackerel: Google: Suspiciously Specific Denial - Television Tropes & Idioms — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial
<Nitya> Rig: you should tell me my ideas suck. <Rig> Some of your ideas are of questionable fellate status.
<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises <qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth <saladofstones> but <saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> How many bots do we have on this channel already <Estragon> There's Omnipresence, feepbot, Nitya, IllFlower, TropeBot, mapibot, and Spacebar. <LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> There will come a time when just posting "lol" will trigger twenty "Command unrecognized" messages
<Fiora> Nitya-chamaaaaa, your math skills are sugoi~ tell me about complexity theory!
<Tzetzuo> I inadvertently convinced my parents that I lost a contest with atashi, which is an "R&D" website. <IllFlower> I take it your stickers came in... and I really would like to know how you got there from here. <Tzetzuo> "So what was that letter? Some kind of contest?" "Uh, yeah, sorta." "Did you win?" "I got some stickers." "Ha. So what is this thing... atashi?" "It's um, it's a sort of arty website." "R&D?" <IllFlower> You're a master of awkwardly not explaining things, aren't you.
<Nitya> I mean, you still don't want to turn bolts with your fingers if you have a wrench. But just keep in mind that your fingers do other things, like write, regenerate, maybe cause the occasional orgasm. <Nitya> I guess you could do the last with a wrench? <Nitya> Probably wouldn't recommend that.
<Yubiseiharukana> miijhal is too busy playing... what was it... it involved vaginas <Yubiseiharukana> Gundam. Right.
<Fiora> How to confuse an assexual: ask her endlessly about sex. <Fiora> *asexual <Fiora> Gah, sticky keys -_- <IllFlower> "assexual" "sticky keys" brb, laughing <Puffin> I'm an assexual <Puffin> "ass" me anything <Fiora> ahhghsdjfslkjdlasd <Fiora> perverrrrts ._. <Solstace> "assexual" is getting added to the libelous list. <Fiora> IT IS JUST A TYPO >_>