Room 208

Quote database

#1052

Rated 70 by 9 users
[discussing how the German "Laden" means "shop"]
<Saladofstones> Osama Bin-Shopping Center
<Saladofstones> always having a blowout sale

#859

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Solstace> "wading through a sea of dongs" sounds like it could be a line in a rap.
<Iverum> Or a trip to China.

#1284

Rated 52 by 11 users
<Lin_Chong18> Most people don't insert their fingers in their anuses at the thought of harmonicas. There are individuals who do, and that's fine, but most don't.

#799

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Barcode> My problem with autonomous cars starts and ends at "why not jsut take the fucking bus, it's more efficient and hsould go to just about as many places"
<Solstace> And thus the autonomous bus was invented.
<Barcode> bus-casuals.
<Barcode> (no, really. that'd be fine by me)
<Solstace> pffft
<zeroplusalpha> Actually, in central London at most times during the day it's more efficient to walk.
<Nitya> I have to walk several miles to get to the nearest stop :<
<Barcode> Yes, but rural area
<Solstace> Well, we live in the middle of nowhere.
<Nitya> :<
<Solstace> YOu even moreso than me.
<Barcode> ruralites will beh ereby doomed to horseback
<Barcode> autonomous horses
<Nitya> that would be funny if it wasn't true.
<Nitya> there is so much horse crap around here you don't even know
<Nitya> I think at least 20% of the average horse's body mass is excrement, it's the only explanation

#678

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Solstace> YOU, TOO, CAN PROGRAM YOUR OWN HUMAN!  ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LEARN THE FUNCTION OF THE BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF GENETIC SEQUENCES, SYNTHESIZE A FETUS, AND BRAINWASH THE FUCK OUT OF THE KID!
<Vorpy> HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH HUMAN PROGRAMMING

#313

Rated 60 by 10 users
<IllFlower> Actually-actually, now that I think about it, @help should return a private notice. Oh, well, I don't think anyone's going to be entertained by @help spamming.
<Jack> I don't know, IllFlower, we do get pretty bored...
<StarGirl00> @help
<Omnipresence> StarGirl00: as, crackship, define, g, gcalc, google, jdic, lastfm, moeccount, moefy, moesupply, omochi, quote, seen, ship, time, trope, users, w, wr, youtube, yt (see https://omnipresence.atashi.org/commands/ for details)
<Parable> @help
<Omnipresence> Parable: as, crackship, define, g, gcalc, google, jdic, lastfm, moeccount, moefy, moesupply, omochi, quote, seen, ship, time, trope, users, w, wr, youtube, yt (see https://omnipresence.atashi.org/commands/ for details)
<AttObl> IllFlower: Since this chatroom is getting slow, and we're bored...
<IllFlower> Then I'll kick people. I find that quite entertaining. :D

#364

Rated 45 by 9 users
<Arha> If I had a million nazis~
<Arha> (If I had a million nazis)
<Arha> I'd buy you jews for your stoves
<Arha> but not real jews that's cruel

#1113

Rated 68 by 8 users
<BarcoProxy> it hurts me to say this but it might be possible that after this is done I will have to say of evangelion "at least it wasn't ergo proxy"
<Nitya> you have the weirdest standards.
<BarcoProxy> my standards are "looks cool and makes sense" but nothing fits both of them!
* BarcoProxy buries his head in his hands.
* Nitya pats BarcoProxy on the shoulder before starting to speak an old french poem about sex in backwards hebrew
* BarcoProxy screams.

#1243

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Lin_Chong> I hate legal homework.
<Lin_Chong> Fuck it.
<zeroplusalpha> Singapore is still English common law, with few eccentricities, yes?
<Lin_Chong> Yes.
<zeroplusalpha> Not a fan of trial without jury aspect, I have to say.
<Lin_Chong> That's bad.
<Lin_Chong> But what's getting me is the FUCKING CONTRACTS FUCK CONTRACTS FUCK FUCK FUCK
<Lin_Chong> ...sorry.
<Charlatan> /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
<Lin_Chong> FUCK YOU TOO
<Lin_Chong> GODDAMN FUCKING CAT RAT
<Lin_Chong> FUCKING HEAT DEATH
<Lin_Chong> FUCKING TORMENTING KIDS
<Lin_Chong> NO LONGER SORRY

#305

Rated 62 by 15 users
<GMH> yeah, il palazzo was from excel saga
<ponicalica> Personally I think that they should do Word Saga and Powerpoint Saga.