<Mari0Printer> You wanted a clear explanation
<Mari0Printer> You poor poo
<Mari0Printer> *fool
<Mari0Printer> YOU POOR POOOOOOOOO

<Cygan> My left hand fits in you
<Cygan> why not my right
<Cygan> oh
<Cygan> it does

<TheCharlinaut> Figures.
<TheCharlinaut> Heaven has angels playing trumpets.
<TheCharlinaut> Hell has...Vuvuzelas.

<CTrombley> Lupin was sittin' all sexy like, but Snape didn't give a damn as all his damns had just been stolen. Snape picked up Lupin by the ear and punched him in the eye. Lupin wrestled Snape to the ground and they pulled each other's hair and shredded each other's clothes. Don't know why, but they did. The fight paused, partly because they were old, exhausted men but mostly because Spike Jones was standing above them laughing evilly.
<CTrombley> Snapes could feel the blood throb out of his enormous nose, obviously. The problem was that he could feel Lupin touching his throbbing member.
<CTrombley> "FOOOLS!" bellowed Spike Jones in his middle range, unimpressive voice. "I have gathered you here today for one reason! Only I can have the worlds greatest collection of bric a brac! Only I, the artist, can truly appreciate its power, its majesty, the power of junk to communicate the very soul!"
<CTrombley> "We've been double crossed!" observed Snape inaccurately. The professor was rendered slow witted by the recent events. "There is only one way to defeat Spike Jones..." said Lupin. Snape looked at him and slowly realized ... That he could just use magic to solve this situation. He did. The End.

<GMH> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nERrUQbtGDY&feature=related
<Omnipresence> URL (1/1): YouTube - YAY PEPTO BISMOL
<GMH> <blahcomando> DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA this should be banned in 7 states 
<JBridge> That video? It kicks ass.
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<JBridge> Whoops.
<JBridge> too much DIARRHEA.

*** ponicalica was kicked by IllFlower (*bang*)
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<IllFlower> ... lol
<IllFlower> "I HAVE COME TO AVENGE MY MASTER"

<SpruceZeus> HOLY JUMPED-UP JUNIPER ON AN EXPRESSWAY
<SpruceZeus> YOU LEAF-EATING SON OF A SIDEWALK
<SpruceZeus> YOU MANGY IMPROPERLY CALIBRATED BEARER OF AN ECHIDNA
<SpruceZeus> MAY ALL YOUR TOENAILS TURN PURPLE AND YOUR NEIGHBORS SING CHER'S GREATEST HITS UNTIL YOU GO COMPLETELY INSANE

<IllFlower> "ivoryRum caressed $varia's soft face, the array blushing as he did so. 'Be gentle,' she said. 'This is my first time having something unshifted into me...'"

<Nitya> find me an exploit to let you edit other people's favorite groups, i'll fill it with untranslated mandaean toho porn for you
<IllFlower> I, uh, is that a thing?
<Nitya> i dunno, maybe? touhou's pretty popular, right?
<Nitya> surely it has penetrated to rural iran.
<IllFlower> I Googled and found 40,900 results so I assume the answer is "yes."
<Nitya> likely.
<Nitya> the first two results are tvtropes.
<Nitya> i didn't ask for this.
<Nitya> actually i guess i did ask for this, because one of the tvtropes results is a forum post i made.
<Icon> lol.
<Icon> Current Nitya owned by Past Nitya

*** WildSeraph is now known as WildDishes
<jseblan> Dishes Gone Wild: College Spork Edition Vol.4