Room 208

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#248

Rated 49 by 10 users
<Jinxed> if you want a hug I can give ya one
<Jinxed> but korgy's special cause he's a teddy bear
<Noimporta> Being Australian, wouldn't he be more of a Koala?
<Korgmeister> Koalas are like psycho teddy bears.
<Korgmeister> Oh wait, that kinda works.
<Jinxed> well I have a theory he's a mutant Corgi who's grown gigantic
<Jinxed> he just happens to be kinna grumpy

#1216

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Charlatan> @topic Dark Soles II - Prepare Toe Die
<Haven> bet sprucezeus’ll get a kick out of that
<Charlatan> ..........*slow clap*
<Medicine> Make all the puns you want, just be sure not to put your foot in your mouth.

#259

Rated 65 by 12 users
<StarGirl00> Care Bears BDSM/noncon porn.
<NoimportaReturns> 1. where do you find this stuff? 2. Why do you let us know it exists?

#249

Rated 70 by 15 users
<Yubiseiharukana> 'With the risque "HaXXXor" series of low-budget films, Nmap makes the leap from Science fiction to soft-core pornography.'
<VerticalPig> "No, don't probe that port... no, please... oh... /Why am I responding to his intrusion? He hasn't even authenticated properly aaaaaaah/"

#1154

Rated 68 by 8 users
<IllFlower> "brain.visual_memory.as_image_buffer(format: 'png')"
<IllFlower> I don't know why my brain's interface is in Ruby.
<Barcodrawing> because then you can say you've gone off the rails.

#900

Rated 73 by 23 users
<Fiora> How to confuse an assexual: ask her endlessly about sex.
<Fiora> *asexual
<Fiora> Gah, sticky keys -_-
<IllFlower> "assexual" "sticky keys" brb, laughing
<Puffin> I'm an assexual
<Puffin> "ass" me anything
<Fiora> ahhghsdjfslkjdlasd
<Fiora> perverrrrts ._.
<Solstace> "assexual" is getting added to the libelous list.
<Fiora> IT IS JUST A TYPO >_>

#500

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Yukihime> "JackMackerel held the knife in his left hand, which was trembling violently enough to blur. 'I loved you! I loved you, but you never acknowledged me, you stopped returning my calls, you ignored me when I said "hi"... this is it! if you won't accept me, then I can't accept you!'
<Yukihime> "he lunged at Nitya with the blade, but only managed to swipe at thin air. Nitya grabbed his arm, knocking him down to the ground with the efficiency of a martial arts master. 'I didn't want to hate you, Jack. even if I couldn't love, I thought I could keep myself from falling into that pit of ill regard. that's why... I stayed away. to keep myself from having to hate you... but it's too late now, isn't it?' "

#1286

Rated 44 by 3 users
<zeroplusalpha> What is my sudden obsession with quintuplets???

#642

Rated 28 by 11 users
Jaqueline_de_Maquerel: 8==D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jaqueline_de_Maquerel: :D
ponicalica: ~ COMES

#477

Rated 30 by 4 users
<glowsquid_will_ruin_your_life> it is a well know fact that amateur Dragonforce sounds like Crazybus with downs syndrome.