Room 208

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#1225

Rated 70 by 9 users
<IllFlower> oh, I did have a dream where I dropped a copy of the Sunday New York Times on a high school friend of mine. it was weird.
<ponicalica> do all your romantic dreams involve the New York Times?
<IllFlower> it's how I court girls, by dropping unpleasant facts on them.

#1280

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Haruspex> i just realized simcity isn't democratic

#638

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Barcode> http://www.picsthatdontsuck.com/web/muslim_prayer.html Surely SOME part of a Muslim's direction vector is towards Mecca!
<Jack> Little do they realize that prayers actually are affected by gravity
<Jack> Christians have it harder, their prayers have to make escape velocity.

#963

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Alkthash> Ritsuko's log: Recordings from pilot 00's pod bear the repeated phrase of "Paint me like one of your French girls"

#121

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Nakiami> Why would anyone want to download yugioh games?
<Arha> Nakiami: To atone for terrible sins

#893

Rated 61 by 6 users
<AliceTensei> http://i46.tinypic.com/au8ly1.jpg Oh Fox, never change.
<Nitya> Obama flip flops comfy, surprisingly affordable

#19

Rated 57 by 5 users
<sporkaganza> how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?

#393

Rated 51 by 4 users
*** GoggleFox joined #yackfest
* sgrunt puts a pair of goggles on GoggleFox.
*** GoggleFox is now known as DoubleGoggleFox
<Alkthash> The goggles do nothing!
* sgrunt puts another pair of goggles on GoggleFox. <_<
* JohnShark paints DoubleGoggleFox black
<sgrunt> Looks like the Goggles Do Something Unusual...
*** DoubleGoggleFox is now known as ThisIsRidiculoussgrunt

#102

Rated 65 by 12 users
<GMH> oh
<GMH> i know what mindvirus to use as an audio avatar
<GMH> Cirno's perfect math class
<GMH> and yay at being protected from it due to my currently listening to something else
<JBridge> ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU...
<JBridge> AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU...
<JBridge> AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE.
<GMH> OH GAWD
<GMH> HOW DARE YOU SIC THAT SONG ON ME
<GMH> IN REVENGE I SHALL ASK YOU
<GMH> DOES YOUR MILKSHAKE BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD?

#1166

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Nitya> as long as i'm complaining about tumblr what is the deal with "fandom blogs" jesus christ
<Nitya> you are not a fandom! you are a HUMAN BEING! i shout into the wind, spittle flying back into my face