<Barcode> "Environmental Enforcement Officer" Hell yes.
<Barcode> "Spallini, when I get to the bottom of your oil trading black market, your ass is grass."
<IllFlower> "Literally. I will inject chlorophyll *into* your gluteus maximus."

<Charlatan> Also, I have best username.
<HederaHelix> "UnlimitedBaconWorks"?
<Charlatan> I was hungry.

<Jack> look
<Jack> fuck you and you're spelling
<Jack> I'm just going to come up with my own loanguage
<Jack> it will be like english
<Jack> but it will be spelled however if ukcing please

<Jinxed> if you want a hug I can give ya one
<Jinxed> but korgy's special cause he's a teddy bear
<Noimporta> Being Australian, wouldn't he be more of a Koala?
<Korgmeister> Koalas are like psycho teddy bears.
<Korgmeister> Oh wait, that kinda works.
<Jinxed> well I have a theory he's a mutant Corgi who's grown gigantic
<Jinxed> he just happens to be kinna grumpy

<Nitya> "thanks for your feedback on single v double spacing - i took a weighted average of your answers and went with 1.37x spacing" this strikes me as very IllFlower, somehow
<IllFlower> I would never crowdsource something as important as line spacing.

<Rig> I'm like gravity.
<Rig> You can resist all you like, but it keeps happening.

<Alkthash> I am not moe!
<Alkthash> I have facial hair!
<Alkthash> That right there keeps me from being moe ever
<Tibetanfox> HIS BEARD IS MOE!
<Tibetanfox> ALL HAIL THE MOE BEARD!

<IllFlower> When you use "speedrun" like that I can't help but think it's a drug term.
<IllFlower> "Yeah, I totally speedran two lines of cocaine. Messed me *up*, man."
<ponicalica> You must have mistaken AGDQ for something hellish.
<IllFlower> Considering the number of glitches I saw, it did feel like I was high at points.

<JackMackerel> Mari is NOT yandere
<GMH[onlinesecretlyfrombed]> i hear she's just insane
<Alkthash> She's an Eva character.
<Alkthash> Something is wrong with her.

<Nitya> Probably not, no, since I don't have a hot girlfriend to lez out w- no, okay, that is a disgusting word.