<Kaliayev> parrots are the reason pirate captains usually only have one leg, a hook for a hand and a missing eye

<StarGirl00> Touhou fan art hit rock bottom a long time ago.
<StarGirl00> And just kept on digging

<Gon> RAPTORS ARE SMARTER THAN YOUR FACE ARHA
<Gon> >:|
<Arha> My face doesn't have a brain
<Arha> That's not a great accomplishment
<Arha> I removed it and put it in my penis instead
<Arha> two heads are better than one

<Rotty> Wait, what's a homophone of "lesbian"?
<JackMackerel> @Rotty - I got Les Bein'
<Rotty> Les bein', more becomin'
<Rustedsoda> So, Japan is like

<Charlatan> Question: Why does nobody ever want to talk to a dullahan at parties
<Charlatan> Because they're DULLahans

<goodtimesfreegrog> I have five joints on my arms!
<goodtimesfreegrog> Three of them are elbows!

<Alkthash> I don't. Her typing quirk of saying This One pisses me off.
<goodtimesfreegrog> This one suspects that one is hurt in that one's butt.

<Barchomework> not really, the third game just highlighted how much scary games try to keep you isolated from characters
<Glowsquid> but dude, it was written by a... NOVELIST!
<Tacklmacain> Also written by a novelist: Twilight

<DograMagra> Actually I looked through the "tzetze" tag a few days ago and was like "wait where did thsese come from"
<IllFlower> You're half the reason we have user tags in the QDB, the other half is Mapi.

<Nitya> mechwarrior, shitbird
<JuanMorrison> so do you just take random words and shove shit into them or what
<Nitya> what? yes, duh
<Nitya> how the fuck do you think words get made? you don't just fucking, like, say them