Room 208

Quote database

#1050

Rated 74 by 11 users
<jseblan> thing that annoys me in Saints Row 3: There are no socks in Steelport
<Barcode> socks ain't gangsta
<jseblan> but how am I going to make a cute tsundere character without thigh-high socks
<jseblan> I mean seriously
<Nitya> b-baka, i ain't pop a cap in yo ass because i like you or anything

#363

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Tibetanfox> I was always of the opinion that Fast Eddie and moot would get along great.
<Tibetanfox> moot would, of course, try to fuck Eddie.

#12

Rated 10 by 6 users
<goodtimesfreegrog> I have five joints on my arms!
<goodtimesfreegrog> Three of them are elbows!

#447

Rated 62 by 11 users
<EthZee> Come on, guys, I know I wasn't the only person to masturbate to it.

#710

Rated 51 by 4 users
<ColorPrinter> Here's a hint: I and E
<ColorPrinter> and nternet and xplorer
<RocketDude> Enternet Ixplorer
<RocketDude> Do I win anything

#942

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Cultist> I'm glad my inability to explain myself led to pictures of cat castration

#1162

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Puffin> also, I tried raw milk for the first time today. very tasty. go bribe a farmer and get some
<Haven> Sounds like a raw deal
<FTLIicia> That was udderly hilarious.
<Juan> what is wrong with you people
<FTLIicia> Everything.

#1069

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Barcode> fast track to internet fame. photoshop jimbo wales's face onto a Yojimbo poster. subtitle it Yojimbo Wales.
<jseblan> or use Gimp
<jseblan> Gimpo Wales

#1293

Rated 34 by 2 users
<IllFlower> "iOS developer Kaleb Butt noticed yet another feature" // must not make this guy the butt of a joke... must...

#1174

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Barcode> basically the whole area was coated in frozen rain, which probably made some lines snap on their own and definitely made some trees smash through power lines
<Barcode> it's a scale thing, i think. i mean it's not like this doesn't happen occasionally in smaller areas.
<Nitya> don't i know it
<Barcode> you look at some trees and they look like peeled bananas minus the banana
<Barcode> they look like banana peels I FUCKING GUESS
<Nitya> banana peels, barcode