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#1134

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Saladofstones> its cool things got delayed since I had to help my brother get props for his movie
<Saladofstones> evidently its about some guy with an ak-47 and a gas mask
<Barcodrawing> Most movies are.
<Alicia> Even Ponyo?
<ponicalica> secretly, yes

#1060

Rated 81 by 16 users
<Myrmidon> "HP Lovecraft's greatest achievement is making sure every idiot says/posts "Cthulhu!" whenever an exotic sea creature picture gets posted."
<Nitya> thus destroying mankind's knowledge of sea life - and he detested sea life
<Nitya> well played mister craft
<Saladofstones> My problem is that everyone only says Cthulu
<Saladofstones> there were other cosmic horrors, such as the librarians who transcended space and time and abducted people and made them write in books
<Saladofstones> proving Lovecraft hated books
<Saladofstones> which is why he only wrote in magazines

#979

Rated 81 by 16 users
<Barcode> «In a mission kept secret until after delivery, the pieces [(some stone artifacts)] were collected by the British Museum and brought back to Afghanistan by UK forces in July.» in marginally lighter news
<Saladofstones> I can imagine a call of duty mission based on
<Saladofstones> SOAP GO RETRIEVE THAT PRICESS ARTIFACT
<Alkthash> RAMIREZ! EXPLAIN THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE ROCKS!
<Barcode> hold x to explain
<Saladofstones> Oh god
<Saladofstones> a quickk time event to explain the significance
<Saladofstones> if you fail the artifact just explodes, killing everyone
<Barcode> What if the screen just went blurry, with "Factual inaccuracy will not be tolerated!"?

#538

Rated 28 by 11 users
<Solstace> But I'm waiting to do that until I have the body at a satisfactory point.

#132

Rated 49 by 10 users
<Suke> {{Aon has a penis}}
<TropeBot> Trope AonHasAPenis doesn't exist. Closest match: Penis Envy http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=xu8oo2npsoy8qewj6noshf6d&page=3

#843

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Charlatan> Which variant of the Atlas is the kung fu one again?
<AliceTensei> ...how did i read kung fu as king of spain
<AliceTensei> how
<Charlatan> KING FERDINAND ATLAS.
<AliceTensei> @g the king of spain was a mech pilot
<Omnipresence> AliceTensei: Google: Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja - Television Tropes & Idioms: While Hughes Gouli is usually just an ordinary mecha pilot in Overman King Gainer he occasionally awesome puts on his ninja suit... — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja
<AliceTensei> ....................
<Barmoured_code_V> Sounds about right, AliceTensei
<Charlatan> i think i have an idea for a game now

#1298

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> but all that crap is just layers on top of "masamune likes him some titties" anyway

#478

Rated 34 by 2 users
<EthZee> And now, my other impression in that series: An American Person.
* EthZee dons ten-gallon hat, grabs six-guns
<EthZee> Yeeeeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
* EthZee fires guns into the air
<EthZee> ...Thank you.

#379

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Arha> this torrent has said it's a day away from completion for a good three days now
<Arha> I'm beginning to suspect that maybe the ETA is not entirely accurate
<IllFlower> Arha: No, your torrent's just travelling at relativistic speeds. For the information in the torrent, it's a day. For poor old you, it's 365,284,285,192,746 years.

#734

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Barcode> cat. CZT
<Barcode> CAT
<Barcode> my face is not an appropriate lounging location