Room 208

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#471

Rated 62 by 11 users
<HamSandwich> .seen bot abuse
<feepbot> HamSandwich: I have not seen bot abuse in this channel!

#1199

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Puffin> I find a humanities major and offhandedly mention that I got paid $20,000 to study bugs fucking each other

#495

Rated 57 by 16 users
<JackMackerel> WHEN WE HNNGH, WE HNNGH. NO CATGIRL IS SAFE. NO OTAKU SHRINE IS SACRED. WE ARE MOEWATCH! WE ARE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE! WE WILL FAP TO OUR OWN TO HOLD THE MOE LINE, IT IS THE LAST LINE TO EVER HOLD.

#611

Rated 53 by 8 users
<feep> .jack//mackerel

#882

Rated 70 by 9 users
<saladofstones> In this case, your boner explodes into a rainbow and you can never ever have a boner again but want to feel one pretty fucking badly
<saladofstones> so you eventually cover yourself in boners and lament how it just isn't the same
<saladofstones> then you become doom-rider

#624

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Tzetzuo> I inadvertently convinced my parents that I lost a contest with atashi, which is an "R&D" website.
<IllFlower> I take it your stickers came in... and I really would like to know how you got there from here.
<Tzetzuo> "So what was that letter?  Some kind of contest?" "Uh, yeah, sorta." "Did you win?" "I got some stickers." "Ha.  So what is this thing... atashi?" "It's um, it's a sort of arty website." "R&D?"
<IllFlower> You're a master of awkwardly not explaining things, aren't you.

#895

Rated 80 by 15 users
<Motoko> You're always putting words in my mouth.
<Nitya> You're the one who always leaves it open!
<Motoko> That's only because it's constantly agape at the audacity of your putting words in it!
<Nitya> It's a vicious but convenient cycle.
<Motoko> For *you*, maybe.
<Nitya> Well yeah.  Why would I be concerned about someone else's convenience.
<Motoko> You're always like this! Thoughtless and selfish to boot!
<Nitya> I am stating patently obvious facts in a loud and angered fashion for some reason!
* Motoko slams a pillow into Nitya's face
<Nitya> gnrrf!!!

#743

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> There'll be the original Charlatan, and then there'll be Charla-tan, your cute moe anthropomorphism. Also Char-latan, purveyor of branded grilling products.

#685

Rated 57 by 5 users
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<Nitya> left, right, left, right, up, up, down, down, select, start
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<Nova> I'm so lost, what is happening
* Nitya is one of the spectators in the background doing something silly
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#757

Rated 51 by 4 users
<ponicalica> EGG?
<ponicalica> You have to think in German, baka Shinji.
<BarcRockShooter> Eriginal Gnime Gideo