Room 208

Quote database

#285

Rated 70 by 20 users
<zeroplusalpha> Whatever it is, the answer is clearly not to stick a candle in your ear.
<GuitarBizarre> its a short term solution at best

#676

Rated 41 by 8 users
<JuanCarlos> bluh, therapist appointment in about...three hours. Suddenly, doubts
<Barcode> I read that as "the rapist appointment"
<eX> no wonder he has doubts

#1174

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Barcode> basically the whole area was coated in frozen rain, which probably made some lines snap on their own and definitely made some trees smash through power lines
<Barcode> it's a scale thing, i think. i mean it's not like this doesn't happen occasionally in smaller areas.
<Nitya> don't i know it
<Barcode> you look at some trees and they look like peeled bananas minus the banana
<Barcode> they look like banana peels I FUCKING GUESS
<Nitya> banana peels, barcode

#976

Rated 45 by 9 users
<Puffin> I WANT SUFFERING

#3

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Iverum> Fake difficulty and sodomy!
<Iverum> The best game ever.
<GoggleFox> It's less so when you get deep enough.
<Iverum> Sounds like a gay bar.

#1037

Rated 80 by 15 users
<jseblan> .decide traverse the white light | don't
<feepbot> jseblan: traverse the white light
<jseblan> ooh cinematic
<jseblan> ooh crocodile
<jseblan> OH GOD
<jseblan> NOT CROCODILE
<jseblan> AAAH
<jseblan> WHAT THE FUCK

#793

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Solstace> "Registered users: Google [Bot], Solstace" <- Huh.
<Solstace> (from Novafest)
<RocketDude> I told you about bots, bro! I told you, dawg!
<todolistplusalpha> I knew it!
<Barcode> yep. solstace is a google bot.
<RocketDude> Solstace, in reality, was a cyborg built to become the ultimate soldier
<Barcode> instead he seeks to become the ultimate bard.
<Solstace> But mass production was deemed too expensive, so I put my mechanical excellence to use playing guitar.
<todolistplusalpha> There's an anime in this somewhere.
<JuanCarlos> It's not like Solstace's life being an animu would be surprising
<Barcode> A robot harem anime? I think you mean "there is one currently in production and we just don't know about it yet".

#386

Rated 36 by 7 users
<Nitya> BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, WHO BELIEVES IN UNORIGINALITY

#658

Rated 41 by 8 users
<TParadox> Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
<TParadox> Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

#459

Rated 49 by 7 users
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<Nyktos> actually, on second thought, I'd rather sleep tonight
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