Room 208

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#1201

Rated 30 by 4 users
<IllFlower> *** EveryoneButUtnapishtim has quit (Excess Flood)

#998

Rated 51 by 24 users
<Alkthash> why would you ban evade at TVT?
<Alkthash> It's like trying to play with the annoying older brother who keeps beating you up and breaking your toys.
<Alkthash> Sure they may seem cool, but when the divorce settlement comes and you each have to go with different parents, you aren't supposed to miss the sibling who made fun miserable.
<Alkthash> This metaphor keeps getting depressing now that  I think about what I'm actually saying.

#693

Rated 38 by 5 users
<YuleSequitur> You know what's stupid?
<YuleSequitur> Right-wingers seem to actually be genuinely outraged and surprised that teacher's assemblies are incredibly left-wing.
<YuleSequitur> What the fuck do you expect? You put a bunch of overeducated, underpaid public-sector workers together in a room, you should be thankful they don't decide to take up arms and overthrow the government.
<Kaliayev> especially when the last 6 months has seen a concerted attack on teachers from those very same right wing sources. then again, they were the people who brought us "we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?", so, you know...
<YuleSequitur> That should be added before any mention of the GOP primary debates: "From the people who brought you 'we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?' it's the GOP PRIMARY DEBATES! Chapter 17!"

#1214

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Nitya> 2016 is going to be the International Year of Pulses what does that even mean i love it
<Fiora> beep
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<Fiora> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulse_(legume) ?
<Rig> Darling, 2016 can be the year you make my pulse race.
<Rig> Or beans.
<Rig> It could be beans.

#598

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Tzetzuooooo> It's true.  It's so annoying just having your dick spill everywhere.

#1023

Rated 81 by 16 users
<Rig> +decide porny comments about parents not being home for a while|you can be classier than that
<rollermine> Rig: you can be classier than that
<Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "are you from ireland? because my penis is-" he was cut off by the sound of an explosion
<Rig> "There once was a man from Nantucket," the lance corporal began to recite before the railgun shell tore his arm off.
<Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "Maybe after we're done this spacewalk we can head back to my quarters for a little..." He gesticulated feebly within his spacesuit, the movements lost within its bulky folds.

#20

Rated 51 by 4 users
<ponicalica> for some reasno I'm reading that as an advice dog type thing
<ponicalica> TAKE A MOMENT
<ponicalica> (picture of some animal)
<ponicalica> PONDER THE DEPTHS OF YOUR INSIGNIFICANCE

#1169

Rated 81 by 16 users
<IllFlower> Ha, so IE-tan apparently has a name - Inori Aizawa.
<ponicalica> the real question is: how long until Mozilla, Google, and Apple make their own?
<IllFlower> I'm imagining Jony Ive sitting down for one of those five-minute videos, except about a moe anthropomorphisation.
<IllFlower> "We removed all unnecessary lines, emphasising the core features of iTan that appeal to audiences." "Her boobs, right?" "Yes, yes."

#1156

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Charlagrandma> Hello jseblan
<jseblan> are the cookies moist, Charlagrandma
<Charlagrandma> I'M MOIST
<jseblan> :|
* jseblan adds the previous question to the "Things I Regret Doing" list
* Charlagrandma cackles maniacally

#1230

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Barcode> Time ago, the Adjective Noun verbed adverbly. Now, their noun rests in your hands.