<RocketDude> Like Juan, I cannot be shipped with anyone, for I lack the same interest in math <Haven> inb4 JuanCarlos/RocketDude <JuanCarlos> no shut up <JuanCarlos> go away <RocketDude> NO <Haven> Guys, I -said- inb4 <Haven> that makes everything okay. <JuanCarlos> no it doesn't <JuanCarlos> inb4 dicknipples <JuanCarlos> see? not ok, bro <RocketDude> @Haven: No, by mentioning it, you make it happen <IllFlower> JuanCarlos, it's been decided. You've been shipped with Haven. And dicknipples.
<Barcode> Penguin asked for a book recommendation, RocketDude suggested a battletech novel (?????) that had Vietnam parallels, JBridge didn't understand one of the parallels, saladofstones started talking about it because that's his job~
<Nitya> find me an exploit to let you edit other people's favorite groups, i'll fill it with untranslated mandaean toho porn for you <IllFlower> I, uh, is that a thing? <Nitya> i dunno, maybe? touhou's pretty popular, right? <Nitya> surely it has penetrated to rural iran. <IllFlower> I Googled and found 40,900 results so I assume the answer is "yes." <Nitya> likely. <Nitya> the first two results are tvtropes. <Nitya> i didn't ask for this. <Nitya> actually i guess i did ask for this, because one of the tvtropes results is a forum post i made. <Icon> lol. <Icon> Current Nitya owned by Past Nitya
<IllFlower> Anonus, you do realize speculating about mental breakdown is essentially the official sport of #yackfest? <IllFlower> It's right up there with kicking JackMackerel and cognitive dissonance about Touhou.
<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.
<Charlatan> I fucking hate ice. <Charlatan> I fucking hate how it's everywhere in this town. <Charlatan> I hate nearly slipping and busting my ass approx. twice a day if not more. <Charlatan> I hate that there is an especially icy patch of ice in the driveway outside my dorm which even covers the sidewalk. <Charlatan> I hate ice freezing and then melting and then freezing again in a different spot that throws me off. <IllFlower> You should buy a flamethrower and become a badass over-the-top video game protagonist. <Charlatan> A berserker-packing man-and-a-half? <IllFlower> "HELL HAS FROZEN OVER, AND ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE SURE IT BURNS AGAIN."
<Lou> What I'm trying to say is that there's probably a more appropriate system to base things off of. All you'd keep from DH would be the d100s. <JBridge> Don't forget the crit tables. <Lou> oh, well, DH's crit tables should be in everything ever.
<PorrimMaryam> DO YOU PET THEM NITYA <PorrimMaryam> do you <PorrimMaryam> chickens are cute <3 <Puffin> don't go petting folks' chickens, Aon :| <RocketDude> "Choking the chicken," am-ee-ree-tee <Cosman246> what's this about? <RocketDude> Nitya's chickens have gotten loose and Aon likes to pet their wattles. <jseblan> is that a double-entendre <PorrimMaryam> No it's not! <RocketDude> Maybe. *Sniff* Maybe. <PorrimMaryam> I'm not always a slut <PorrimMaryam> Just <PorrimMaryam> most of the time <RocketDude> Plus, that would imply that Nitya has multiple penii, but given how he is about penii to blamspam... <jseblan> that conversation is going the wrong way <Nitya> PorrimMaryam: They run away from me.
<NonIndicativeHandle> I am currently reading through the quote database, and I'm not pleased... why am I in it so little? what do I have to do for you to quote me? DO I HAVE TO WRITE IN ALLCAPS? Do I have to talk about Masturbation? Do I have to kill Parable?
<Noimporta> Well, the shower is calling for me, I don't know why it suddenly has a voice, but it's a pretty good sign that I should go there <Noimporta> or that I'm clinically insane, but whatever