Room 208

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#133

Rated 70 by 20 users
<DograMagra> "Could God make porn so disgusting that he couldn't fap to it?"  Good times.
<GMH> LOL
<GMH> WTF
<GMH> don't go outside, DograMagra, you might get hit by a penis-shaped bolt of lightning. 
<jseblan> Dogra: Maybe he can. The question is: Can he make porn so disgusting a human couldn't fap to it?

#612

Rated 55 by 12 users
<Tibetanfox> Anyhow, like I said, it's about how much you care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> Like, the guy who has been drawing for 10 years and pretty much looks the same as when they started.
<Tibetanfox> They don't really care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> Sure, they like drawing. But they don't care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> A person who cares is constantly looking for whatever the fuck they can learn, from anywhere and anyone, on how to improve.
<Tibetanfox> Like, they don't have to think about it. They just want it so bad that subconsciously, they are hunting for it, like a horny guy hunting for something to get his dick wet.
<Tibetanfox> INAPPROPRIATE ANALOGIES FTW
<Tibetanfox> (Haha, I said anal)

#777

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Szczerbiec> youtube guy, why did you label a DnB track called "Pikachu Mutha Fucka" as being by Aphex Twin.
<Barcodinner> It was Aphex's evil twin.
* Szczerbiec slowly stands up and walks over to Barcode.
* Szczerbiec stares him in the eyes for a few seconds before grabbing him by the hair and pulling his head off of his body.
* Szczerbiec sits back down.

#63

Rated 51 by 4 users
<+cts> Kill everybody~! Yay~!

#1089

Rated 81 by 16 users
<Cultist> "2244096 hours later" this fucking comic.
<Cultist> @wa 2244096 hours
<Omnipresence> Cultist: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: 2244096 hours [...] — Comparisons as time: ~~ 1.3 × approximate time one would have to lie (+321 more characters)
<jseblan> can you @more? I'm curious about that last part
<Cultist> @more
<Omnipresence> Cultist: supine before a bird would poop in one's mouth (~~ 200 yr ) [...]
<jseblan> ...
<Cultist> snort

#761

Rated 34 by 2 users
<JuanCarlos> things people need to stop saying: Nope.avi
<JuanCarlos> inb4 nope.avi
<RocketDude> Heck no.png

#1163

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Barcode> i told you about the guy who painted a zizek portrait at some art thing i went to, right?
* Nitya imagines Call of Cthulhu, but with the poets and sculptors arting zizek instead of cthulhu
<Barcode> i had to walk down an alley, i was increasingly nervous about the people around me
<Nitya> The alleyway had an oppressive quality Barcode could not stop to define. Not just the walls, but the masses of people around him seemed to press in. From the ghetto, they were, [about a paragraph of racism] until he came to rest at the stand. There, only there, did he look up, only to see the Slovenian

#32

Rated 49 by 7 users
<TParadox> I'm back, and I brought my shotgun. GET OFFA MY LAWN!
<GMH> YOU WANNA SHOTGUN FIGHT OLD MAN?
<GMH> I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOTGUN FIGHT
* IllFlower restrains GMH
* GMH elbows illflower in the nose
[...]
<TParadox> Going to bed.
<GMH> night
<IllFlower> Later, TParadox.
*** TParadox has quit IRC (Quit: *shoots GMH in the kneecap*)

#60

Rated 56 by 9 users
<IllFlower> My eyes, they are full of code... >_>
<IllFlower> I've put 336 lines of code into Omnipresence in the past day. It's probably time for a break...
<JBridge> Weakling!
<Zizoz> That's less than one line every four minutes!

#417

Rated 69 by 14 users
<Tenri> How are you guys doing?
<IllFlower> I'm saying something in order to provide the illusion of activity, but nothing's really happening.
<IllFlower> Mostly I am busy killing my computer by making it do too many things at once.
<Tenri> Which things?
<IllFlower> Making it run Windows in a virtual machine alongside a bunch of other stuff that I don't feel like closing.
<IllFlower> The sound of my hard drive paging stuff back and forth from swap almost sounds like the scream of an innocent maiden about to be violated.