<JBridge> Should I rant on realism in hentai, or go back to playing my game?
<Motoko> JBridge, I'm ashamed to say that I'd like to hear your rant, just to see how depraved you can get!
<JBridge> OK.
<JBridge> First of all, relationships.
<JBridge> I am of the opinion that virgins should never write porn.
<Motoko> nononononononono, I didn't actually mean that you should *do* it, JBridge!
<JBridge> See, now you have me started!
[... five minutes later ...]
<JBridge> Anyway, back to Driver: San Francisco.
<JBridge> Even though I'm in Marin right now.
<Motoko> Why aren't you just taking a car out and driving around the real San Francisco?
<Motoko> Such a missed opportunity, JBridge.
<ponicalica> Motoko: Are you encouraging JBridge again?
<ponicalica> Remember what happened last time you did that?
<Motoko> At least he wouldn't be in here talking about porn!

<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> oh wonderful, I knocked the ethernet cable loose again
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> this cable is awful.
<RocketDude> Dang
<RocketDude> Wait, how are you still talking to us
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> RocketDude: computers akimbo
<RocketDude> Okay, I'm laughing at the image of a Neo clone spinning computer towers on his fingers
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> click *spinGRINGRINDGRINDINGNOISE* both towers now have broken hard drives

<Tibetanfox> I was always of the opinion that Fast Eddie and moot would get along great.
<Tibetanfox> moot would, of course, try to fuck Eddie.

<Noimporta> Did you finish LoGH?
<Rei> Yes
<Noimporta> What did you think of it?
<Rei> It was good
<Noimporta> Care elaborating a bit more?
<Rei> No
<Noimporta> I know you're usually not fond of being verbose about this stuff, but I find it hard to believe that all you made out of a 110 episode long space opera is "good".
<Rei> Fine
<Noimporta> I mean, who was your favourite character/s? Who did you agree with? Favourite battle? What did you think of the contrast between Reinhard's idealism and Yang's cynicism? something.
<Rei> It was really good
<Noimporta> ...

<zeroplusalpha> I must have gained at least 3 pounds in the last week. >_<
<zeroplusalpha> I have been doing nothing but eat and drink (like, really heavily) in last two days alone.
<zeroplusalpha> Put it this way: remember the karaoke party I was supposed to go to on Friday evening?
<zeroplusalpha> I eventually ended up belting out a Linkin Park number.
<zeroplusalpha> There was /quite/ a bit of alcohol going on there.
<zeroplusalpha> It was one of my less-controlled moments, shall we say. >_<
<SpruceZeus> these wounds they will not heal

<Nitya> Python is like C++ except without the self-harm

<JBridge> Oh, this is gonna sting.
<feepbot> JBridge: Barcode left a note 22 hours, 2 minutes ago: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/12/03/cardboard-children-dust-tactics/ «And it is QUICK. It is a fucking slaughter. Last night I set up for a quick game, won, and put the game away again in HALF A FUCKING HOUR. Think about that. A whole battle played in the time it takes to watch an episode of The Golden Girls.»
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 48 minutes ago: Upload some silly subs to Omnibooru.
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 5 minutes ago: New episode of Fate/Zero out! Download it!
<feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 14 hours, 5 minutes ago: Find some way to remember things that doesn't involve leaving notes for yourself on IRC!
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 4 minutes ago: Never!
<feepbot> JBridge: Cosman246 left a note 14 hours, 4 minutes ago: Eat a live frog in the morning
<feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 14 hours, 3 minutes ago: Oh, and look up that  thing you were going to look up.
<feepbot> JBridge: Nitya left a note 14 hours, 2 minutes ago: lolol notes, etc.
<feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 13 hours, 59 minutes ago: John G killed your wife. Hunt him down and kill him.
<feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 13 hours, 57 minutes ago: Actually, you don't have a wife. Nitya planted a false memory in your head! Hunt *him* down and kill him.
<feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 13 hours, 56 minutes ago: Don't listen to IllFlower's lies!
<feepbot> JBridge: JackMackerel left a note 13 hours, 55 minutes ago: SUFFER LIKE TSUKASA DID. GO SOLSTACE
<feepbot> JBridge: Cosman246 left a note 13 hours, 55 minutes ago: Join diasp.org
<feepbot> JBridge: Solstace left a note 13 hours, 54 minutes ago: Sooo, about that vidja card.....
<feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 13 hours, 53 minutes ago: LORd used the video card to kill Nitya!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

<RocketDude> Oh, so this is like that thing where the guy takes super-steroids and becomes super-powerful, and the way to stop him involves lots of death, and I reckon the edible fuckpillow factors in somewhere, most likely after the robot uprising. Gotcha.

<IllFlower> You know what your username reminds me of, Doomlewa? Some half-Chinese, half-Japanese girl who likes gratuitous English lamenting the state of the earth, going "doom le, wa..."

<Nitya> FutaServ shouts: "LOOK, IS THAT A DEMONIC DUCK OF SOME SORT?" *runs off without giving out any futa* You have a total  of 263 futas. <-- this is what I was referring to btw
<ponicalica> >FutaServ
<Barchomework> that is screwrd.
<ponicalica> fucking rizon
<Barchomework> look, I can't even type anymore
<Barchomework> I type worse*?
<Nitya> screwed + scary?
<Barchomework> all of my es have bn scard away.
<Barchomework> most of thm, anyway
<Solstace> Rizon is a scary place.
<Nitya> I'm only there for the drugs I mean anime.
<Barchomework> soon you'll be bragging to us about how you manage to fit all of those futas into a briefcase