Room 208

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#410

Rated 30 by 4 users 
<taelor> So apparently, alice = lewis carrol's penis.

#1182

Rated 65 by 7 users 
<Barcode> "Cemetery Support Clerk" amazingly depressing job
<IllFlower> "Have you tried rebooting the deceased?"

#1195

Rated 76 by 12 users 
<Nitya> fez put me in the worst possible psychological state: mad about video games. now i'm in the second worst state: has an idea for a video game

#736

Rated 38 by 5 users 
<AliceTensei  "If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand" Hime?
[seconds later]
<RocketDude> Also, obviously, you have to find an anime character and make them understand that your son is "using Quake"
<AliceTensei> Hmm. Does the emperor of Japan have a daughter?
<AliceTensei> Ah. Yes he does.
<AliceTensei> So clearly, we need to find his daughter, and inform her about Quake.

#616

Rated 60 by 10 users 
<LORd> Funnily enough, Tokyo Magnitude's op song wouldn't be the slightest bit out of place in a shonen fightfest
<RAGE> I thought it was about an earthquake killin' shit.
<LORd> Yes, yes it is.
<RAGE> So is there a prequel series about 8.0 being trained by its old master, and then working up through the Richter tournament to avenge its mother

#1299

Rated 21 by 1 user 
<Nitya> If I don't successfully pick up 420 girls, I am going to die in a lot of different ways.

#83

Rated 71 by 21 users 
<Brbcode> Making puns is the sport of kings.
<Natsuki> In that case, I advocate regicide.

#1293

Rated 34 by 2 users 
<IllFlower> "iOS developer Kaleb Butt noticed yet another feature" // must not make this guy the butt of a joke... must...

#118

Rated 30 by 6 users 
<VerticalPig> Heading out now. Be back sometime. Bye, everyone.
<GMH> see ya
<Kana> see ya
<Kinkajou> see ya
* Raydere has quit (Quit: Lucas opened the present. You heard a mambo rhythm...Ah.)
<GMH> hey
<GMH> you quit the wrong person

#921

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<saladofstones> last time I QDB'd something I broke it
<saladofstones> and I don't think the all-mighty Illflower will stand for it again
<RocketDude> Just try it again.
<RocketDude> I'd do it, but lazy
<saladofstones> if I break everything I blame barcode
<Nitya> And barcode can blame Jackerel, thus completing the cycle.
<saladofstones> and then jackerel can get banned for our sins
<RocketDude> But who will Jackerel blame?
<Nitya> It doesn't matter because we'll kickban him because he's obviously lying and it was his fault.
<Barcode> forgive us, Vater, for we do not know what we do.