<SpruceZeus> HOLY JUMPED-UP JUNIPER ON AN EXPRESSWAY
<SpruceZeus> YOU LEAF-EATING SON OF A SIDEWALK
<SpruceZeus> YOU MANGY IMPROPERLY CALIBRATED BEARER OF AN ECHIDNA
<SpruceZeus> MAY ALL YOUR TOENAILS TURN PURPLE AND YOUR NEIGHBORS SING CHER'S GREATEST HITS UNTIL YOU GO COMPLETELY INSANE

<SpruceZeus> today i put.......... JELLY on this hot god

<Barcode> basically the whole area was coated in frozen rain, which probably made some lines snap on their own and definitely made some trees smash through power lines
<Barcode> it's a scale thing, i think. i mean it's not like this doesn't happen occasionally in smaller areas.
<Nitya> don't i know it
<Barcode> you look at some trees and they look like peeled bananas minus the banana
<Barcode> they look like banana peels I FUCKING GUESS
<Nitya> banana peels, barcode

<JBridge> Because if you jump too early or just forget to double jump, you'll just get a face full of robo-crotch.

<ponicalica> citizen novocaine
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Abel Cain.
<Nyaru-san> Citizen Kain: will drain you of your blood
<Nyaru-san> Citizen Kane: LIVES
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Sugarcane.
<FlyingChaucer> Citizen Michael Caine
<FlyingChaucer> Citizen Horatio... Caine.
<FlyingChaucer> YEAAAAAHHHHH!
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Rattan Cane.
<Lin_Chong> He was a drill sargeant.
<Nyaru-san> Citizen Kano
<ponicalica> citizen cane
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Candycane!

<IllFlower> this intermixing of women's volleyball and mech conversations is providing me with some very, very strange mental images
<Adri_> QUICK somebody find Women's Volleyball Mechs!
<RocketDude> Mech Volleyball, discontinued after 187 spectators were killed in an accident at the Zanzibar Nationals

<Nitya> Mostly I just liked the idea of depressurization alarms
<Nitya> childhood fear o' mine
<Barcode> ooooo ooo ooo sweet childhoodfear o' mine
<Barcode> *horrible high pitch guitar*

<Saladofstones> all I can think of is a belgian expression for when something is useless
<Saladofstones> "its as useless as the pecker on the pope"
<Juardboiled> "belgian"
<Juardboiled> oh
<Saladofstones> what
<Saladofstones> you gonna knock my people
<Juardboiled> yes wha chu gunna do bub
<Saladofstones> I'll love you so tenderly man
* Juardboiled rips off shirt to reveal another shit saying no sorry i'm taken
<Rig> Juan is just covered in layers of shit.
<Barcode> dude, is that a fucking biological ability
<Barcode> growing shirts
<Rig> My biological ability is not giving shits.
<Rig> I'm a mutant.
<Rig> Mister No Shits Given
<Juardboiled> that explains so much about rig

* Coop pokes Mio-chan
* Mio-chan bashes Coop in the face with her Sunburst Fender Jazz Bass.
<Coop> the fuck? I didn't poke it with /that/!

<zeroplusalpha> Whatever it is, the answer is clearly not to stick a candle in your ear.
<GuitarBizarre> its a short term solution at best