<Nitya> CS is all about warping representations of things. It's why furry porn is now easily storable as a bunch of magnet directions.

<Alicia> Fabulous moaning right here.

<JBridge> I worked from 6:00 to 9:30 today.
<JBridge> Specifically, 6:00 AM to 9:30 PM.
<JBridge> But hey, I'm getting $95 out of the deal.
<RocketDude> Wow. Are you feeling okay?
<JBridge> I'm feeling a bit exhausted.
<RocketDude> A /bit?/
<Haruspex> I'm going to assume you were working as a gigolo.
<RocketDude> If he was, then I'd salute his stamina.
<JBridge> Well, I was serving a lot of people.

<Alicia> I feel like I just realized how powerful underboob is

<ponicalica> citizen novocaine
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Abel Cain.
<Nyaru-san> Citizen Kain: will drain you of your blood
<Nyaru-san> Citizen Kane: LIVES
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Sugarcane.
<FlyingChaucer> Citizen Michael Caine
<FlyingChaucer> Citizen Horatio... Caine.
<FlyingChaucer> YEAAAAAHHHHH!
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Rattan Cane.
<Lin_Chong> He was a drill sargeant.
<Nyaru-san> Citizen Kano
<ponicalica> citizen cane
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Candycane!

<TParadox> :explode
*** Jack quit (Quit: Jack's computer exploded!!)

<Raine|Saigyouji|DDP> One day, there will be a forum with no basketcases. It will consist of a single post saying "Hello".

<Saladofstones> there was a saga of mendel and anne frank becoming a couple
<Haven> that's allele too much to handle

<Nitya> do people actually use the shortening "evo-devo"
<ponicalica> I'm going to go to the fro-yo shop to do some evo-devo!
<RocketDude> Are we men? We are Evo-Devo!

<Tibetanfox> I mean, my car is old enough that if it were a girl I could legally and consensually fuck her.
<Tibetanfox> Goddamn. That is the worst analogy I have made in this channel.
<Tibetanfox> Ever.