Room 208

Quote database

#84

Rated 47 by 12 users
Glowsquid_1945: Evangelion would be 100% improved if you replaced Shinji with the guys from Gears of War.
Glowsquid_1945: fact.

#427

Rated 56 by 9 users
*** Electivirus joined #yackfest
<BEARSHARKTOPUS> wb
<Electivirus> OH GOD IT'S A BEARSHARKTOPUS
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<Electivirus> Is it gone?
<Nitya> is what gone
* BEARSHARKTOPUS bites Electivirus
*** Electivirus quit (Quit: Client Exited)
<BEARSHARKTOPUS> OM NOM NOM

#337

Rated 69 by 19 users
<IllFlower> With the number of people who just enjoy messing with some heads, I've just taken to flipping a coin every time I need to use a gender pronoun.
<IllFlower> I might need to switch to a six-sided die at some point, since the field of options seems to have widened.

#871

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Insidious> .decide wangs | vaginas
<feepbot> Insidious: vaginas
<RoseLalonde> Read that as: Insidious Vaginas.
<RoseLalonde> I tell ya man, they're trying to eat your dick.
<Insidious> I've known some insidious ones, yes
<RoseLalonde> Right off.
<AliceTensei> Vagina dentata?
<ponicalica> Virginia dentata.
<AliceTensei> Attack of the man-eating US States.
<RoseLalonde> When states go cannibalistic.
<Insidious> thats what west virginia has been protecting us against
<RoseLalonde> It's also the first victim.
<RoseLalonde> Rhode Island never stood a chance either.

#907

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Generality> Do I want to know what meatspace is?
<RocketDude> Term for real life.
<Puffin> enter the meat dimension! /whoosh/
<SpruceZeus> must... resist... temptation to make dirty joke
<Noimporta> The meat dimension is actually where the characters from fiction who have regeneration abilities get the extra mass from.
<RocketDude> Huh, that makes sense. It's like Hammerspace, but for COD characters.

#34

Rated 49 by 18 users
<krrackknut>  Let us speak of lady's bosoms.
<GuitarBizarre>  I posit that ladies bosoms are rad.
* Dracia deathglares at krrackknut
<krrackknut>  And I concur.
<GuitarBizarre>  This calls for celebration! Bartender, a round of drinks and fancy costumes!
<Dracia>  *You all hear her knuckles cracking*
<krrackknut>  DEFEAT AWKWARDNESS
<krrackknut>  WITH MAXIMUM RIDICULOSITY
<GuitarBizarre>  AWKWARDNESS ZONE
<GuitarBizarre>  DEFEATED!
<Dracia> plays FF victory fanfare
* GuitarBizarre dressed as a victorian gentleman, cheers krrackknut 
* krrackknut adjusts his monocle

#428

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Tibetanfox> Hardly. I am so white I'd give Hitler a boner.

#1209

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Nitya> [[scroogle]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Google
<Nitya> oh nice
<Nitya> [[micro$oft]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Microsoft
<Nitya> yes.
<Nitya> is there one for amazon... [[criticism of amazon]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Kindle

#779

Rated 44 by 6 users
<IllFlower> if (beingWatched()) { break observers_legs_off; } else { continue unmentionable_activities; }

#1017

Rated 72 by 10 users
<saladofstones>  And so the matous said, and let be known, let us be a dick to orphans because it powers our magecraft, amen
<Nova> "I only have to refuse to feed.... twenty-six more starving orphans and I'll advance to Rank 7!"
<Nova> "I am so close to Rank 8 I can almost smell it. I think I'll go kick a puppy, that'll get me up there."
<saladofstones> "If I cause a baby to cry five more times, I'll get +5 to my magic stat"
<JBridge> I thought that'd bump up CHA, if anything.
<Nova> "If I steal candy from eleven more babies, I'll get +3 Strength, but I dunno, man. Strength is my dump stat, maybe it'd be better to work on my Magic some more."