<Wallabu> Can you possibly point me in the direction of a stats book that doesn't use fucking lobotomized hamsters in every example problem
<Wallabu> God, I hated that book.
<Barcode[PATV]> lobotomized...hamsters
<HederaHelix> Seriously, lobotomized hamsters?
<Nitya> one of my calc books had an exercise about yams in pretty much every section
<blamspam> Yams aren't enough to get a person through calculus.
<HederaHelix> Yams are more socially acceptable a topic than lobotomized hamsters, though...
<HederaHelix> The only way it could be topped is if the examples were of lobotomized hamsters eating yams.
<ColorPrinter> In an economic textbook
<ColorPrinter> The economic impact of lobotomized hamsters eating yams

<Buttercupistiny> DOODLEBUG
<Buttercupistiny> I FINISH SCHOOL ON THE SIXTH
<Haven|SerendipityGospels> School story, bro

<jseblan> yeah, but there's "not going as planned" as in "everyone dies" and then there's "not going as planned" as in "I am mugging some officer with a non-existent gun and my underwear"

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<BEARSHARKTOPUS> wb
<Electivirus> OH GOD IT'S A BEARSHARKTOPUS
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<Electivirus> Is it gone?
<Nitya> is what gone
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<BEARSHARKTOPUS> OM NOM NOM

<IllFlower> HIT THE DAMN ALARM OFF BUTTON HINATA
<IllFlower> STOP NARRATING AND HIT THE BUTTON
<Fiora> NO ILLFLOWER THIS IS A VISUAL NOVEL
<Fiora> THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES
<Barcode> i saw the button. a big round button. the button would cause the plot to continue. continued plot, i thought
<Barcode> >
<Barcode> i reached for the button. my arm muscles contracted and relaxed to make this motion possible. my finger approached the round button. the button that would cause the plot to continue.
<Barcode> wait, i thought. couldn't i delay the progression of the plot further? i stopped. waited. this seemed to be working.

<Nitya> my brother's reading ff.net.  sadface.
<@Omnipresence> URL: [ff.net → www.pantsu.net] Anime for the ecchi otaku / Pantsu.net
<Nitya> .....
<Nitya> not that

<JBridge> Oh, this is gonna sting.
<feepbot> JBridge: Barcode left a note 22 hours, 2 minutes ago: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/12/03/cardboard-children-dust-tactics/ «And it is QUICK. It is a fucking slaughter. Last night I set up for a quick game, won, and put the game away again in HALF A FUCKING HOUR. Think about that. A whole battle played in the time it takes to watch an episode of The Golden Girls.»
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 48 minutes ago: Upload some silly subs to Omnibooru.
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 5 minutes ago: New episode of Fate/Zero out! Download it!
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<krrackknut> Is Mapi here?
<Nous> Mapi is here.  Mapi is there.  Mapi is everywhere.  You and I are Mapi.  You and I are one.  All are one with Mapi.  Mapi is one with all.
<Nous> That totally didn't sound creepy.

<sporkaganza> how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?

<IllFlower> would it be laughable to attempt to play a modern racing game using nothing but a keyboard, because I am sorely tempted to.
<zeroplusalpha> That's ok, I play visual novels with a wheel.
<blackberryPanther> Imagine Zero twirling the steering wheel furiously to choose the right option.
<blackberryPanther> And for the sex minigames, he's furiously pounding on the pedals. 
<IllFlower> that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "driving the plot forward".
<zeroplusalpha> As it does to "driving stick", presumably.