Room 208

Quote database

#351

Rated 56 by 9 users 
<Lin_Chong> I really wonder about these advertising policies.
<Lin_Chong> Why do the bait-and-switch at all?
<Alkthash> Because tits are a fast way to get attention?
<Lin_Chong> Once people realize that it's not ecchi and instead a cheap MMPORG, then they'll just leave.
<Alkthash> Well yeah. But a few will stay around.
<TParadox> "BOOBIES! Oh, an MMO? Sure, why not."
<Alkthash> Oh wait I have to pay to do anything fun?
<TParadox> [[strike:It's just like real women!]]

#947

Rated 68 by 8 users 
<Auk> you can pull an all-nighter with me
<Nitya> lab monkey!
<Auk> :(
<Auk> it's sad because it's true
<RocketDude> Lab Monkey like Fritos, Lab Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew...

#7

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<TParadox> "If you can't be with the one you love... love the one you're with!"
<TParadox> Terrible advice.
<ABM> horrible advise
<GMH> no-good advice
<Wicked223> very bad advice
<GMH> date advice.

#256

Rated 16 by 7 users 
<jamosup_> {{cmtp}}
<TropeBot> Trope Cmtp doesn't exist. Closest match: How a lot of straight men react to the naked male body http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=v5ff5z5ua017kj50fdsi3jx1&page=13
<jamosup_> what the fuck did i link to

#337

Rated 69 by 19 users 
<IllFlower> With the number of people who just enjoy messing with some heads, I've just taken to flipping a coin every time I need to use a gender pronoun.
<IllFlower> I might need to switch to a six-sided die at some point, since the field of options seems to have widened.

#494

Rated 69 by 19 users 
<IllFlower> Oh, we can recruit Nitya as our second voice actor. Nitya, can you say "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~"?
<Nitya> if you give me a tongue depresser
<IllFlower> Not that kind of "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~". More of the kind that you would make when ivoryRum violates your innocence.

#1128

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<blamspam> I'M LIKE A PORNO FLICK <--why does she sing this, this late
<blamspam> my sister thinks it's okay to play Kid Rock songs loudly at 2:00 am
<JackMackerel> What does that even /mean/.
<Puffin> use your imagination
<Nitya> cheaply produced and smeared with unpleasant fluids
<Lin_Chong> It means that they're cheap, ribald, disgusting, and they promote the exploitation of human beings.

#1020

Rated 47 by 12 users 
<n> i wish i was the human fungus

#923

Rated 76 by 12 users 
<Jbridge> Oh well, I got other stuff too.
<RocketDude> Don't tell me you bought a body pillow
<Jbridge> Like an airsoft pistol for a friend.
<Jbridge> HK 116E.
<jseblan> an H&K body pillow
<RocketDude> On one side is an MP5, the other is the same gun, but field-stripped.

#696

Rated 40 by 10 users 
<RocketDude> What sort of air freshener smells like fresh rubber?
<JackMackerel> Bad ones.
<zeroplusalpha> Eau De Torture Garden
<Barcleaning[prototypetest]> fabreeze air-stenchener