<Kashchei> the clitoris?
<Noimporta> And what would that be?

<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (2+1+1)=4
<Spike|JBridge> Hrm.
<Spike|JBridge> By the way, these next three rolls don't count for anything.
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (3+4+2)=9
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (4+4+1)=9
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (4+2+1)=7
<Spike|JBridge> BULLSHIT
<Anne|Nova> ahaha
<Spike|JBridge> ROLLERMINE YOU COCKTEASE

<aishkiz> anyway, cocks. 
<aishkiz> my family reportedly once owned one.

<Mari0Printer> You wanted a clear explanation
<Mari0Printer> You poor poo
<Mari0Printer> *fool
<Mari0Printer> YOU POOR POOOOOOOOO

<zeroplusalpha> But look, it was Shinobi, and like, it's really REALLY hard, and I've been trying to finish it since the game's release in 2002.
<Tcaolin> I could whip you or something I suppose. and if it's any consolation I've spent an unreasonable amount of time playing flash games this week
<blamspam> You /would/ want to go whipping him, pervert
<blamspam> ♥

<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like?
<Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help.
<Barcodrawing> what

<IllFlower> HIT THE DAMN ALARM OFF BUTTON HINATA
<IllFlower> STOP NARRATING AND HIT THE BUTTON
<Fiora> NO ILLFLOWER THIS IS A VISUAL NOVEL
<Fiora> THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES
<Barcode> i saw the button. a big round button. the button would cause the plot to continue. continued plot, i thought
<Barcode> >
<Barcode> i reached for the button. my arm muscles contracted and relaxed to make this motion possible. my finger approached the round button. the button that would cause the plot to continue.
<Barcode> wait, i thought. couldn't i delay the progression of the plot further? i stopped. waited. this seemed to be working.

<jseblan> I am of the opinion that me <> me
<jseblan> WAIT
<Charlatan|Prodigy> WAR
<Charlatan|Prodigy> HUH
<Charlatan|Prodigy> WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
<jseblan> if(jseblan != jseblan) {cout << "WHO THE F*** AM I";}
<Nous> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

<jseblan> I'm downloading Oblivion at 600 kbps, this is great
<jseblan> It's usually 250-300 kbps
<Charlatan> STOP
<Charlatan> YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

<+Arha> o, a disgaea 4 is coming out? Kind of sucks that the PS3 sucks because that means it now has one more game I want to play
<+Arha> bringing it to a total of... two games, I guess
<+WildSeraph> What's the first?
<+Arha> Disgaea 3