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<Nitya> @wa rider in japanese <Omnipresence> Nitya: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: is | Rider University | in Japan — Result: no
<Nitya> @wa rider in japanese <Omnipresence> Nitya: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: is | Rider University | in Japan — Result: no
<Juan> oh. i just make fun of you whenever possible. :p <ponicalica> that's how I know you love me <Juan> forever and always <3<3 <Charlatan> @ponicalica: WHAT ABOUT OUR SPECIAL LOVE ;_; <ponicalica> you just weren't here for me, and I needed someone to fill the void <Juan> I...I...I'm speechless, poni. Speechless. ;~; <ponicalica> do you no longer love me? ;_; * Charlatan buttseckses Juan and Poni <Charlatan> PROBLEM SOLVED!
<Barchomework> not really, the third game just highlighted how much scary games try to keep you isolated from characters <Glowsquid> but dude, it was written by a... NOVELIST! <Tacklmacain> Also written by a novelist: Twilight
<ponicalica> see, in real life codenames come from porn films, not computers <Juan> call me <Juan> big wet asses 20 <Juan> lmao i just had a terrible thought <Juan> Barcode[out] probably hates porn because it's full of sequels <Barcode[out]> Snort <Barcode[out]> Neither confirm nor deny <Barcode[out]> Broke from the mainstream long ago, looking for the most independent and unique pornography on the planet <Barcode[out]> Bootlegged Iranian pornaganda <Barcode[out]> Sex tapes set to the space roar <Barcode[out]> I have found my home in Outer Porno
<saladofstones> And so the matous said, and let be known, let us be a dick to orphans because it powers our magecraft, amen <Nova> "I only have to refuse to feed.... twenty-six more starving orphans and I'll advance to Rank 7!" <Nova> "I am so close to Rank 8 I can almost smell it. I think I'll go kick a puppy, that'll get me up there." <saladofstones> "If I cause a baby to cry five more times, I'll get +5 to my magic stat" <JBridge> I thought that'd bump up CHA, if anything. <Nova> "If I steal candy from eleven more babies, I'll get +3 Strength, but I dunno, man. Strength is my dump stat, maybe it'd be better to work on my Magic some more."
<Nitya> 2016 is going to be the International Year of Pulses what does that even mean i love it <Fiora> beep <Fiora> beep <Fiora> beep <Fiora> beep <Fiora> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulse_(legume) ? <Rig> Darling, 2016 can be the year you make my pulse race. <Rig> Or beans. <Rig> It could be beans.
<RocketDude> This guy's *points to self* is a knucklehead! <RocketDude> *guy's a knucklehead
<Fiora> A bra that encourages bouncing and jiggling doesn't sound like it's doing a very good job as a bra >_> <Barcode[MWLLsetup]> No no no, yo usee, it stops said jiggling by absorbing the energy like a normal braw, but it converts it into electricity instead of- * Barcode[MWLLsetup] wonders if it's Heat <Fiora> So it's basically a sports bra hooked up to a generator of some sort? <Barcode[MWLLsetup]> I'm assuming so. <RocketDude> So, it's a shock absorber for boobs. Got it.
<Alkthash> Heinous fuckery most foul.
<VerticalPig> ... mmmmmm yes i'm a natural blue where is the ... no i don't find that all too ... my name is Kevin Xiwei and we ... mmmmmmmmfbfbfbfb <VerticalPig> ... blblblblbl tomorrow is the due date and i expect that everyone ... no i will not accept a fish ... come on please stop poking me nggh <VerticalPig> oofow ... no, sir, i don't plan to file a whiplash claim ... this ... sorry i know you like her but i don't think it's going to work out ... ackcough <JBridge> Hm. If VerticalPig is sleep-deprived... <JBridge> VerticalPig: Hey, can I be an op? <VerticalPig> ... someone's calling the cops? um okay but i'm tellin' ya, i ain't done nothin' wrong ... beef and fries i don't understand sir this is a vegan diner ... mmmffllflb <VerticalPig> oh i'm sorry joel you were looking for ... for something weren't you ... uh i slash mode ... umerbafbklj ... slash mode ... ajkfhjk *** VerticalPig sets mode -v JBridge <VerticalPig> okay i think that's right