Room 208

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#113

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Zakdos> damn you british and your crazy inventions to always be at GMT!
<GuitarBizarre> We're british. Crazy inventions are what we do whenever we're not trying to persuade the Irish and Scottish to come to war.
<Zakdos> you invented the non-metric system
<GuitarBizarre> Sometimes we even make crazy inventions to get the Irish and Scottish to come to war.
<Zakdos> hey, that's what I like to call optimization
<GuitarBizarre> We call it imperialism.

#790

Rated 30 by 6 users
<SpruceZeus> Something about the juxtaposition of those two elements
<SpruceZeus> the train simulator, and the dub step
<SpruceZeus> it's just inherently amusing somehow

#1273

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Foombazzle> Oh yeah. I need to leave the flat and go downstairs to grab another bag to refill my bucket too.
* Foombazzle wonders if theres an online service for it
<Foombazzle> Like I should be able to get an internet-connected bucket that will initiate a delivery automatically
<Charlatan> Would you like your bucket delivered by UAV
<Foombazzle> I think it would need to be. We're talking 10kg of rice, so the average drone wouldn't cut the mustard.
<zeroplusalpha> 10kg???
<Foombazzle> yeah, I grab a sackful at a time, which is why Im always so surprised when I run out. My calculations are always based on the approximation of "ok. This should last till I reach retirement age"
<Charlatan> I'm now imagining a very unusual game of Call of Duty.
<Charlatan> "CARE PACKAGE IS INBOUND! *giant crate of rice flattens Foombazzle*"
<Foombazzle> from the T&C: Customer's in high-rise apartmenrts are reminded to leave their windows open for half an hour either side of the scheduled delivery time. Precision delivery is automated and will occur regardless of window status.
<Foombazzle> Do not stand near windows during this time.
<Foombazzle> Any spillage after package deployment is responsibility of customer.

#504

Rated 31 by 17 users
<Sat> I'M NOT BEING FUCKING TSUNDERE

#681

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> @wa rider in japanese
<Omnipresence> Nitya: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: is | Rider University | in Japan — Result: no

#354

Rated 21 by 14 users
<GMH> dude
<GMH> this game is more complicated than magic the gathering
<GMH> seriously
<ponicalica> GMH: Bigger prizes, too.

#694

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Barcode[out]> I won't hold it against you. As fir multiplayer gameplay, the only gameninkjownis tryives
<ponicalica> Gameninkjownis, Iceland

#1260

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Nitya> "they felt despair, followed by an inexplicable craving for meat, then despair, then more meat"
<zeroplusalpha> That's any Brit after a Friday night bender.

#111

Rated 21 by 3 users
<ponicalica> I'm now imagining Matrix with red hair and fake boobs

#583

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Tibetanfox> My taxes pay for anime. On the Internet, I feel better about paying taxes now.