*** buttercupistiny cockpunches Charlie <Scharlatan> >_____< <Scharlatan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Scharlatan> THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN <buttercupistiny> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING ME COCKPUNCHING PRIVILEGES <JBridge> BUTTERCUP YOU FOOL CHARLATAN'S COCK IS THE BUTTON TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
<Nitya> You're really going to pull no true scotsman crap? <Nitya> Real hackers use butterflies? <Iverum> Yes. Real hackers use butterflies. <RocketDude> But do real hackers use real butterflies, raised organically in America? <Iverum> I would hope so. Hackers are all about organic American manufacturing.
<saladofstones> oh god intel scared me <saladofstones> I saw "intel firmware system" and a warning sign and I'm like "fuck my computer is exploding" <saladofstones> but nope only saying "oh hey I exist" <Barcode> WARNING! WARNING! THE COMPUTER IS COMPLETELY FINE! <saladofstones> I still think the best error I've ever gotten was "Error: no error" <Nitya> you'd better register immediately to take advantage of these great commercial offers <RocketDude> Reminds me of the time one of the auxiliary hard drives in my computer disconnected itself during a disk defray. <RocketDude> It didn't crash the computer, the defrag just kinda stopped (or I stopped it) and the Intel Rapid Storage Technology program was all like "lol k whatever" <Barcode> did I tell you why my kriegscomputer was acting up <Barcode> anyway my motherboard apparently had a BIOS auto-update program that works in the background through windows and this eventually caused some serious shit after I had a power outage <Barcode> reflashed the bios to the latest versio nand uninstalled the auto update software and I've been good ever since <RocketDude> Oh wow. <Barcode> RocketDude it also has two bioses, one of them virtual <Barcode> and /then/ a backup.
<ponicalica> StarGirl00: How are you today? <StarGirl00> God
<Jbridge> Oh well, I got other stuff too. <RocketDude> Don't tell me you bought a body pillow <Jbridge> Like an airsoft pistol for a friend. <Jbridge> HK 116E. <jseblan> an H&K body pillow <RocketDude> On one side is an MP5, the other is the same gun, but field-stripped.
<Tibetanfox> I mean, my car is old enough that if it were a girl I could legally and consensually fuck her. <Tibetanfox> Goddamn. That is the worst analogy I have made in this channel. <Tibetanfox> Ever.
<holomorph> Tibetanfox: We were just talking about GMH trolling a political rally by asking about Nanoha. <Nao> you just missed the best conversation ever <Tibetanfox> Yeah I think I did.
<EnglishIvy> Keffiyehs are hideous. <EnglishIvy> And anybody who wears one is a tool. <JackMackerel> Even in sandstorms? <JackMackerel> AND THE MIDDLE EAST~? <Tseng> "middle east" should not be suffixed with a tilde <GMH> ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST IS OOTACO <GMH> ...if only. <GMH> "Gaza is our land!" <GMH> "No, Gaza is OURS!" <GMH> "HEY YOU TWO, NEW HARUHI DVDS!" <Puffin> Gaza~n
<Electivirus> DIE, POCKET MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD! <Electivirus> Arceus: IT IS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN RELEASED FROM MY POKEBALL <Fusionman> YOU STEAL MENS SOULS AND SHOVE THEM IN BALLS! <Electivirus> PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL POKERELIGIONS! <Electivirus> POKEKIND ILL NEEDS SUCH A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!! <Electivirus> WHAT IS A POKEMON?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF DATA! <Electivirus> BUT, ENOUGH TALK! I CHALLENGE YOU!
<Tzetzuooooo> It's true. It's so annoying just having your dick spill everywhere.