Room 208

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#834

Rated 49 by 7 users
<RocketDude> Meanwhile, I get fairly good speed, I run wireless, and my provider is Cox.
<Nova> I would demand to pay less just for the indignity of having to say "My ISP is Cox", RocketDude.
* Fiora Cox too
<Fiora> I haven't had any issues with Cox, really?
<Nova> hehehe

#454

Rated 39 by 12 users
<VicariousShaner> Its dark out though
<VicariousShaner> Rapists have a 100 percent standing outside yoru door chance
<VicariousShaner> like, even when they dont rape you, they are watching
<VicariousShaner> watching
<VicariousShaner> Possibly raping the bush
<VicariousShaner> in wait

#689

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Kaliayev> parrots are the reason pirate captains usually only have one leg, a hook for a hand and a missing eye

#951

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Nitya> IllFlower, I.... I have something to confess.  Ever since I first saw your shimmering Monospace on my screen, I've had... urges.  You're just so beautiful.  I want to shuck those twin l's with my slithering man-meat.

#953

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Tibetanfox> Charlatan: Exactly. Games should not make you jump through too many hoops to let you turn into a bear.

#266

Rated 57 by 16 users
<IronyAdams> This channel
<IronyAdams> It's turning me into a Japanese housewife
<Noimporta> Resist it, Irony, FIGHT THE SOY SWEETS WITH GENDER EQUALITY!

#123

Rated 62 by 11 users
<StarGirl00> I hate wasps
<StarGirl00> And bees
<StarGirl00> And anything else that can sting you
<Noimporta> Like syringes?
<StarGirl00> Yes
<StarGirl00> I am fine with the animals as long as there is a glass wall between me and them
<StarGirl00> Like at an aquarium or something
<Noimporta> Bees at an aquarium? I need to go to Canada at least once in my lifetime

#72

Rated 53 by 8 users
<GuitarBizarre> working in retail for TVs I can tell you one thing
<GuitarBizarre> most people who buy HDTVs aren't buying them for Blu-Ray
<TParadox> They're buying them to put a giant penis replacement in their living room.

#965

Rated 53 by 8 users
<CTrombley> Everyone knows that lesbians get a free toaster oven if they recruit new lesbians.

#791

Rated 30 by 6 users
<jseblan> damn it, Internet. "Aphrodite scat" made me think "one goddess, one cup"