<jseblandTheftAuto> "don't choke on the bone fragments" b- but- it's a salad
<Generality> Salads can have bones.
<saladofstones> I should know

<Fiora> earlier today I was at the ralph's (kroger) and was in the frozen foods aisle
<Fiora> and there was literally a rack of godiva chocolates placed in front of the Lean Cuisine
<Fiora> they're horrible people

<aquatic_glowsquid> Chagen wants to shove frozen marshmallows up his ass.
<aquatic_glowsquid> and uh I must go

<Charlagrandma> Hello jseblan
<jseblan> are the cookies moist, Charlagrandma
<Charlagrandma> I'M MOIST
<jseblan> :|
* jseblan adds the previous question to the "Things I Regret Doing" list
* Charlagrandma cackles maniacally

<Noimporta> OK, now that I know Bin Laden's death, there's no reason for me to stay alive...
<Noimporta> Awake, I mean, awake.
<Noimporta> So later.

<Puffin> hah, my mom's coworker thinks I'm a guy
<General_Barcode> it does that to escape predators

<TParadox> :explode
*** Jack quit (Quit: Jack's computer exploded!!)

<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.

<GoggleFox> If fanfiction.net were a drink, it would be one of those horrible fruity martinis with tons of vermouth as a base, two entire lemons' worth of wedges around the rim (no sugar rim) and a purple umbrella stuck through one of them.

<Queelez> {{How to abuse TropeBot}}
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