Room 208

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#1212

Rated 68 by 8 users
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia
<Alicia> Yes?
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia!
<Alicia> Yeeeeeees?
<MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Alicia> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
<MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one
<Alicia> CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIIIIEEE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT
<taelor> get a room, you two.
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia
<Alicia> Hi

#492

Rated 60 by 10 users
<IllFlower> Well, programming for giant robots probably involves runtime analysis /somewhere/, don't you think?
<IllFlower> "SIR OUR POWER LEVELS ARE ASYMPTOTICALLY BOUND BY X SQUARED"
<IllFlower> "NO THAT'S NO GOOD WE HAVE TO GO EXPONENTIAL"
<IllFlower> "BUT SIR THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE"
<IllFlower> "NO ALGORITHMS BE DAMNED WE ARE GOING E TO THE GODDAMN X"

#1199

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Puffin> I find a humanities major and offhandedly mention that I got paid $20,000 to study bugs fucking each other

#257

Rated 36 by 7 users
<Bitches> BISCUITS AND SMORES
<And> ...
<Whores> No seriously, I'll thump it if you want

#832

Rated 68 by 8 users
<TibetanFox> What's this about yackfest moving?
<Nitya> We're moving to a circa 1987 Unix network for backwards compatibility and futanari reasons.
<RocketDude> Futas of '87?
<Nitya> The hit independent porn film, yes

#467

Rated 49 by 7 users
<ponicalica> I want to see an actual meeting between Jackerel and Tze
<Nitya> Only if I get a gun.

#932

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Solstace> ponicalica: >:||||||||
<Nitya> yeah, ponicalica, greater than colon series of pipes.
<HederaHelix> Uh oh, Solstace has eight mouths! Run!
<Lin_Chong> The crawling chaos.
<RocketDude> We always knew that Solstace was an abomination under that bishie skin
<Barcode> abishonenation
<Nitya> bishbomination.
<jseblan> From His eight mouth screams the End of Man, and it spews flames of great heat. The Solstace comes and with it our doom, and great music.

#695

Rated 34 by 2 users
<SpruceZeus>  i gazed into the abyss and the abyss said uguu

#295

Rated 64 by 16 users
<AlisaBannings>  This fucking feeling in my throat....WHO INVENTED ILLNESS!?!
<Lin_Chong> That would be Malaratron.
<Lin_Chong> Metatron's kid brother.
<Lin_Chong> Everybody told him that nepotism was a baaaaaaaaaaaaad idea, but did he listen? Nooooooooooooo.

#1245

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Myrdradek> I just helped a pregnant alleyway give birth
<Myrdradek> Planescape Torment is a good game