Room 208

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#304

Rated 72 by 16 users
<Zeether> marq has an ass fetish
<Noimporta> Marq has more fetishes than you can shake a stick at.
<Noimporta> Incidentally, shaking a stick at him is probably one of his fetishes, too.

#592

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> Python is like C++ except without the self-harm

#38

Rated 41 by 8 users
<Mister_Always> TACO, I WANT TO COVER YOU IN OLIVE OIL AND SLATHER YOU WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES, THEN HUMP YOU LIKE A RABID CAMEL.

#528

Rated 41 by 8 users
<@GMH> oh wait
<@GMH> holy shit
<@GMH> BDSM is actually useful

#1008

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni.
<Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back.
<Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls.
<Iverum> Welp.
<Iverum> We can leave now.
<Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace.
<Xeniera> Hahahahahaha
<Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.

#75

Rated 30 by 4 users
<Barcode[Starcraft> y'awl ohtakooze are trash
<Barcode[Starcraft> sci fi and western mecha for me
<GMH> hahahahahaha
<GMH> i thought you wrote "ohtakoozie"
<GMH> that sounds like a midwestern town
<GMH> someone needs to write about a fictional minnesota town called ohtakoozie
<GMH> populated by geeks
<IllFlower> It's like Lake Wobegon, except nobody cares.

#570

Rated 9 by 24 users
<Saturn> BEAM ME UP YODA

#658

Rated 41 by 8 users
<TParadox> Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
<TParadox> Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

#356

Rated 8 by 13 users
<Jack> Maybe I /like/ overcomplicating things, have you considered that??  HUH??

#641

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Osip_Zhgun[Barcode]> Do moe samurai commit seppuguu?