Room 208

Quote database

#1073

Rated 51 by 16 users
<Tibetanfox> Seriously, if a company has good IP and a business model that doesn't suck, my wallet opens like a groupie's legs backstage after a rock concert.

#268

Rated 16 by 18 users
<killerrabbit> excuse me a moment, I must give my thrice daily thanks to Athe

#780

Rated 65 by 7 users
<TheBarcO> +ballot rigging
<rollermine> TheBarcO: The vote is on! Your choices are: rigging.

#1194

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Nitya> what the hell is an insatiable hour
<Nitya> how do you satiate a unit of time?
<Nitya> this cover raises so many important questions
<Juan> you sacrifice your minutes to it???
<Nitya> but it's an hour! it's MADE OF minutes

#656

Rated 49 by 7 users
<RocketDude>  This guy's *points to self* is a knucklehead!
<RocketDude>  *guy's a knucklehead

#785

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Barcode[out]> Rebound your cottons becusde

#733

Rated 44 by 3 users
<AliceTensei> Well, yeah, but it would be sensible from a hedgehog murdering point of view.

#538

Rated 28 by 11 users
<Solstace> But I'm waiting to do that until I have the body at a satisfactory point.

#1259

Rated 44 by 3 users
<JBridge> Because if you jump too early or just forget to double jump, you'll just get a face full of robo-crotch.

#599

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Tzetzuooooo> er, don't have what?
<blamedaaaaa> a penis, money, decisiveness, Netflix
<Tzetzuooooo> Surgery, theft, more surgery, money
<blamedaaaaa> I don't even want the first for myself, but the rest would be nice
<Tzetzuooooo> You totally want a penis, just not on you.  Don't be denyin' the penis mojo.
<blamedaaaaa> I mean, I would like one with a person attached for the sake of having a person, but not attached to me
<Tzetzuooooo> Ha, you actually went through with the awkwardness
<Tzetzuooooo> Good show!