#1065
<Nitya> You know what, I'm not going to click that. <jseblan> they're golf club accessories <jseblan> ... <jseblan> they're not <jseblan> nvm don't click that
<Nitya> You know what, I'm not going to click that. <jseblan> they're golf club accessories <jseblan> ... <jseblan> they're not <jseblan> nvm don't click that
<IllFlower> Hi GoggleFox. Hi box. Hi socks. Hi incoming lawsuit from Dr. Seuss' estate.
<Nitya> blamspam: you gonna pop up every time I mention penises? <blamspam> nooo <Nitya> you continue to deny the penis mojo <blamspam> It's late enough that penises are officially the funniest thing ever <blamspam> I'm laughing just thinking about it <blamspam> oogly noogly penises <blamspam> what would you do if your penis had a dolphin face on the end? [Later...] <Nitya> blamspam is very sensitive about her extreme penis girth
<Nitya> I mean, you still don't want to turn bolts with your fingers if you have a wrench. But just keep in mind that your fingers do other things, like write, regenerate, maybe cause the occasional orgasm. <Nitya> I guess you could do the last with a wrench? <Nitya> Probably wouldn't recommend that.
<Nitya> "D-Wave does have something today that’s more computationally-useful than a roast-beef sandwich;" good to know <Barcode[WoT]> sandwiches power programmers. <Glowsquid> What is the comptional usefulness of a roast beef sandwich? I need a sense of scale to get the joke <Glowsquid> How does it compare to other sorts of sandwiches????? <RocketDude> SANDVICH MAKE PROGRAMMER STRONG
<Lin_Chong> I really wonder about these advertising policies. <Lin_Chong> Why do the bait-and-switch at all? <Alkthash> Because tits are a fast way to get attention? <Lin_Chong> Once people realize that it's not ecchi and instead a cheap MMPORG, then they'll just leave. <Alkthash> Well yeah. But a few will stay around. <TParadox> "BOOBIES! Oh, an MMO? Sure, why not." <Alkthash> Oh wait I have to pay to do anything fun? <TParadox> [[strike:It's just like real women!]]
[The channel is discussing Osama bin Laden's death] <TOKAM> I feel like I have missed out on something big.
<Bjork> LisaMilton is Aon, right? * LisaMilton is now known as LisaIsWriting <LisaIsWriting> Quite possibly <LisaIsWriting> I could be Saturn for all you know <Bjork> LisaIsWriting: But Saturn's here... * Saturn|Digging quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds) <Bjork> ...
<Alkthash> Stupid return key. <Alkthash> Its trying to betray me. <Alkthash> It's like Judas and MacBeth had a baby and had the baby trained by ninjas and Max Lord.
<Saladofstones> there was a saga of mendel and anne frank becoming a couple <Haven> that's allele too much to handle