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#958

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Kaliayev> if they had done, Alice, enraged bioware fans would've overrun the entire site. I am reliably informed that DA2 is worse than a thousand Hitlers
<AliceTensei> I wonder if there's a word for 1000 Hitlers. A Hitlernium.
<Miijhal> It's actually only worse than 10 Hitlers, though.
<Miijhal> A decahitler
<Kaliayev> a demi-Hitler plus a giga-Himmler
<Generality> What's the ratio of Hitlers to Himmlers?
<AliceTensei> Is there a tera-Goebbels?
<Miijhal> -search decahitler-
<Miijhal> "Did you mean /PicoHitler/?"
<Kaliayev> there is a tera-Heydrich, I believe
<Kaliayev> and a yotta-Bormann
<Generality> You guys need to settle on a unit.

#630

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Chadrahan> Maybe we could find some way to evacuate the atmosphere from orbit, so as to asphyxiate the angels.
<Barcode> Do they breathe?
<Barcode> I suppose so.
<Wilhelm> considering orbital Angels
<Wilhelm> I'm not sure that'd work
<Chadrahan> One way to find out.
<Barcode> orbital angels —> And use the oxygen to pump up and blow up the orbital Angels. A la dig dug
<Barcode> the air*
<Chadrahan> Exactly.
<Chadrahan> Evangelion is just a fancier Dig Dug.

#621

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> Even knowing what these measures actually are, every time I read "we're going to have to resort to extreme measures," I think "VAMPIRISM"

#610

Rated 69 by 14 users
<blamspam> Yeah, I actually wanted to have a look at the anime section in the CD store, but there was a creepy guy with some sort of ecchi Kawaii girl game in his hand there.
<atomsk> There always is.
<atomsk> It's like a rule.
<Tzetzuooooo> Don't worry, your existence should repel him
<blamspam> :(
<Tzetzuooooo> if not your existence, your taser
<atomsk> You're too old for him anyway.

#31

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Haruka> screw periods
<Haruka> although how i'd screw them would be hard
<Haruka> since periods are one dimensional
<Haruka> and i lack a penis

#392

Rated 30 by 4 users
<JackMackerel> YOU'RE WAY TOOOO BEAUTIIIIFULLLL GIRL. THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVAR WORK. YOU MAKE ME
<JackMackerel> SUCIDALLL
<JackMackerel> SUICIDALLL
<JackMackerel> WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVERRRR
<goodtimesfreegrog> Well, now that you've brought my attention to that song, I DO want to kill myself.

#347

Rated 67 by 13 users
<IllFlower> Okay, channel, I can no longer pretend to understand you. Good night. Enjoy your futa hentai, Charlatan.

#25

Rated 58 by 13 users
<Misaki> video quality isn't differen
<Misaki> *different
<Misaki> i might just permanently undercock this
<Misaki> *underclock
<Misaki> OH HORRIBLE TYPO
<Misaki> god forbid if this is quoted

#649

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Loki_Weyland> Fuck yes, I just ordered my 2 TB external hard drive.
<IllFlower> Loki_Weyland, your porn collection might be getting a little out of hand.
<Loki_Weyland> My porn collection isn't even 40 GB.
<Loki_Weyland> This is for my anime.
<IllFlower> You say that as if you watch any non-porn anime.
<IllFlower> Also, "not even" 40 gigabytes is not how most people would describe it.
<Loki_Weyland> I've seen people bragging about having external hard drives JUST for porn. 40 GB is nothing.
<IllFlower> I haven't seen those people, so as far as I'm aware, you are to porn as Scrooge McDuck is to piles of money.
<goatboy> He swims in it?

#796

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Barcode> I was gonna settle down for the night, but I can mayyyybe fit in a single game if you're quick in wrnagling others.
<RocketDude> if you're quick in wrnagling others. < Jeep Wrnagler
<Barcode> if you're quick in jeeping others*
<RocketDude> Jeepers!