<Sat> I'M NOT BEING FUCKING TSUNDERE

<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.

<Charlatan> Which variant of the Atlas is the kung fu one again?
<AliceTensei> ...how did i read kung fu as king of spain
<AliceTensei> how
<Charlatan> KING FERDINAND ATLAS.
<AliceTensei> @g the king of spain was a mech pilot
<Omnipresence> AliceTensei: Google: Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja - Television Tropes & Idioms: While Hughes Gouli is usually just an ordinary mecha pilot in Overman King Gainer he occasionally awesome puts on his ninja suit... — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja
<AliceTensei> ....................
<Barmoured_code_V> Sounds about right, AliceTensei
<Charlatan> i think i have an idea for a game now

<Kaliayev> if they had done, Alice, enraged bioware fans would've overrun the entire site. I am reliably informed that DA2 is worse than a thousand Hitlers
<AliceTensei> I wonder if there's a word for 1000 Hitlers. A Hitlernium.
<Miijhal> It's actually only worse than 10 Hitlers, though.
<Miijhal> A decahitler
<Kaliayev> a demi-Hitler plus a giga-Himmler
<Generality> What's the ratio of Hitlers to Himmlers?
<AliceTensei> Is there a tera-Goebbels?
<Miijhal> -search decahitler-
<Miijhal> "Did you mean /PicoHitler/?"
<Kaliayev> there is a tera-Heydrich, I believe
<Kaliayev> and a yotta-Bormann
<Generality> You guys need to settle on a unit.

*** WildSeraph is now known as WildDishes
<jseblan> Dishes Gone Wild: College Spork Edition Vol.4

<Tibbles> I've been trying to do Patchy in Saints Row 3 =P
<Tibbles> It doesn't help that I can't be fucked doing faces properly and just hit the random button until I see something acceptable.
<Tibbles> That's how I ended up with my first boss being a chubby Jewish lady.

<ponicalica> I'm an expert at Charlatan's pants

<Fiora> Jokes about ballistics are just so derivative.
<Fiora> These puns are accelerating in terribleness.
<saladofstones> that's beautiful Fiora, I think
<saladofstones> I need to turn it into a message about not going ballistic, though
<Fiora> (Sorry, calculus puns are obligatory!)
<GMH> Calculus puns are integral to every collection of nerdy puns.
<zeroplusalpha> I can't really differentiate between them, I'm terrible at maths.
<Fiora> I think I'm reaching my limits >_<
<Fiora> I don't think these puns can remain continuous for long.  Soon they're going to have to leave our domain.
<Juan> oh god i don't know math and yet these puns are hurting me
<GMH> That's a very clear sine of their power.
<Fiora> Don't go off on a tangent!
<Juan> You seem to be going in a tan...seriously
<Fiora> I liked the angle we had going there.
<zeroplusalpha> I would choose to not remain in this locus.
<Juan> It was quite acute angle, indeed
<GMH> You're just being obtuse.
<GMH> These puns are the right way to do things.
<Fiora> I'm not sure it's a real good idea; they can get pretty complex!
<Fiora> But I guess my fears might be imaginary.
<zeroplusalpha> You never know, the inverse might be true: they could be friendly.
<GMH> On secant thought, they might not.
<FlyingChaucer> You guys are in-sine
<zeroplusalpha> Opinion is divided on that.
<GMH> Our irrationality seems to be driving some people away.
<Fiora> Maybe the puns would be better if they were more natural?
<Fiora> Some of them are too negative.
<FlyingChaucer> at least we're real :V
<GMH> They're just adding to my amusement.
<zeroplusalpha> This is becoming exponentially sillier.
<Fiora> I think we should log some of these for later review.
<Fiora> I mean, it's only natural.
<Fiora> Then, I can eeeeeeee~ over them later!
<GMH> That's not a common idea at all.
<FlyingChaucer> that was a well-calculated move
<Fiora> It is the base of the idea, after all!

<IllFlower> No, I'm just saying, Danbooru has about Avogadro's number breast tags for a reason.
<Barcodrawing> 1boob 2boobs multiple_boobs boobs_only
<RocketDude> all_the_boobs?
<Barcodrawing> we can't ever assume that all boobs are contained within one picture.
<RocketDude> Unless it was a fractal boob or something.
<IllFlower> That sounds excruciatingly painful.
<IllFlower> I don't want to think about breasts with a technically infinite surface area.
<Nitya> gabriel's horn boobs
<Nitya> think about it
<IllFlower> Madonna, eat your heart out?

<TibetanFox> What's this about yackfest moving?
<Nitya> We're moving to a circa 1987 Unix network for backwards compatibility and futanari reasons.
<RocketDude> Futas of '87?
<Nitya> The hit independent porn film, yes