<Tibetanfox> I am tempted to call this problem "Odd number installment syndrome" <Tibetanfox> See, each odd numbered installment is throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. <Tibetanfox> Even numbers have the luxury of fleshing out what sticks.
<Lin_Chong> I should probably watch that TV show where that guy fucks that pig
<IllFlower> >tsuncode <Barcode> it's not like i'm saying "it's not like I like her or anything" or anything. <IllFlower> Dude, you just embedded an "it's not like" sentence inside another "it's not like" sentence. <IllFlower> That's, like, critical tsundere.
<IllFlower> Hi GoggleFox. Hi box. Hi socks. Hi incoming lawsuit from Dr. Seuss' estate.
<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises <qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth <saladofstones> but <saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this
*** Noimporta|Dinner is now known as Noimporta *** JBridge|away is now known as JBridge <JBridge> Heh. <Noimporta> Hey guys, guess who's back? <Plumbercode> Jbridge? <JBridge> me? <Noimporta> Yes. *** Noimporta is now known as Noimporta|Away <JBridge> ...That was odd.
<SewerShark> I had deep fried oreos in fat that was used to fry chicken. An interesting taste. <feepbot> SewerShark: Barcode left a note 13 hours, 19 minutes ago: believe it or not i've seen that before
<PorrimMaryam> DO YOU PET THEM NITYA <PorrimMaryam> do you <PorrimMaryam> chickens are cute <3 <Puffin> don't go petting folks' chickens, Aon :| <RocketDude> "Choking the chicken," am-ee-ree-tee <Cosman246> what's this about? <RocketDude> Nitya's chickens have gotten loose and Aon likes to pet their wattles. <jseblan> is that a double-entendre <PorrimMaryam> No it's not! <RocketDude> Maybe. *Sniff* Maybe. <PorrimMaryam> I'm not always a slut <PorrimMaryam> Just <PorrimMaryam> most of the time <RocketDude> Plus, that would imply that Nitya has multiple penii, but given how he is about penii to blamspam... <jseblan> that conversation is going the wrong way <Nitya> PorrimMaryam: They run away from me.
<IllFlower> Iverum, I note that you haven't refuted my assertions, which means that they're true. Or that you're ignoring me... <Iverum> I don't hold conversations with glorified chat bots. -!- Iverum was kicked by IllFlower (What if they kick you?) -!- IllFlower was kicked by ChanServ ((Iverum (ivoryRum)) No reason given) -!- Iverum joined #yackfest <FAMAS> WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS? -!- IllFlower joined #yackfest <FAMAS> how did you give, take your own auth <FAMAS> and then um <FAMAS> kicked by one who is not on channel <FAMAS> errr <Iverum> ChanServ is nice. <IllFlower> It's the IRC equivalent of a slapfight, really. <Iverum> It's funny. I started typing the command to kick as soon as you went op, but you kicked me before I could finish typing the channel name. <IllFlower> I should remember to arbitrarily change my nickname so that doesn't work! <n> That hardly seems arbitrary.
<zeroplusalpha> It's really much better than it sounds. It's difficult to describe how intensely sympathetic a supernatural megalomaniac transvestite with gamebreaking martial arts sorcery makes you feel towards her by the end, you'll just have to take my word for it.