<Nitya> semirelatedly, phrases i do not want to see anywhere near each other ever again: "decerebrate cat" and "anal sphincter"

<Nitya> "Pitches film where Scarlett Johansson uses 100% of her genome at once"
<Myrdradek> She already does amiright guys
* Myrdradek opens a beer can with his nose
<Nitya> is that... a sex joke? i'm not sure.

<Jack> look
<Jack> fuck you and you're spelling
<Jack> I'm just going to come up with my own loanguage
<Jack> it will be like english
<Jack> but it will be spelled however if ukcing please

<annebeeche> .seen annebeeche .seen annebeeche
<feepbot> annebeeche: I have not seen anybody named "annebeeche .seen annebeeche" in this channel!
<annebeeche> I'm trying to create .seenception. It's not working out very well.
<IllFlower> Whatever happened to good old "recursion"? It makes so much more sense!
<IllFlower> In twenty-five years, we're going to get new programmers talking about "inceptive functions", and I will kill myself.

*** ponicalica was kicked by IllFlower (*bang*)
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<IllFlower> ... lol
<IllFlower> "I HAVE COME TO AVENGE MY MASTER"

<Nitya> [[scroogle]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Google
<Nitya> oh nice
<Nitya> [[micro$oft]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Microsoft
<Nitya> yes.
<Nitya> is there one for amazon... [[criticism of amazon]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Kindle

<Rig> I'm aware of all relationships in this channel. It's the op power that IllFlower granted me.
<Rig> His cruel wisdom enlightens me.
<stiva> so you know about Nitya and me?
<Rig> The question is "Does Zia?"
* Zia looks at stiva
* Nitya looks at stiva 
* Zia looks *really hard* at stiva
* stiva whistles casually while backing out of the room.

*** Noimporta left the room (quit: Quit: Clap on! , Clap off! Clap@#&$NO CARRIER).

<Tibetanfox> Like the main thing that causes different eras is everyone changing their mind about the Emperor.
<Tibetanfox> If EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = TRUE THEN "FUCK THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> if EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = FALSE THEN "WE NEED TO RESTOR THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> That's Japan's history in two lines of code.

<Bitches> BISCUITS AND SMORES
<And> ...
<Whores> No seriously, I'll thump it if you want