Room 208

Quote database

#771

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Spacethash> Every Hemmingway book in a nutshell: Why did the chicken cross the road? To die. Alone. In the rain. Because he went to war.

#619

Rated 22 by 8 users
<EnglishIvy> To people who are fans of something, everything that isn't praise looks like incessant mocking.

#438

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.

#96

Rated 38 by 5 users
<TropeBot> string: rofl, can't start new thread
-!- TropeBot has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]

#557

Rated 58 by 13 users
<Nitya> Porn with dialogue entirely in sonnet form.
<GuitarBizarre> ...
<GuitarBizarre> I'd watch that.
<blamspam> Sexy.

#924

Rated 50 by 13 users
<Fiora> Foolish peons!  You think you can fluster Queen Fiora with your childish quibbles?  Hopeless idiots... you will pay for your insolence when my inquisitors take over the channel and crush you all like bugs!  Like bugs, I sayyyyyyy!

#382

Rated 49 by 7 users
* sgrunt looks in.
<taelor> Click on the boob scarf.
<sgrunt> ...
* sgrunt looks back out.

#1178

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Nitya> "Imagine taking a call from your refrigerator without picking up your smartphone."
<Specialist290> Why would my refrigerator be calling me in the first place?
<IllFlower> to gossip about your toaster, obviously.
<Barcode> washing machine is being SO grumpy lately
<IllFlower> and Jesus Christ, could you do something about the oven? she makes my job so much harder

#305

Rated 62 by 15 users
<GMH> yeah, il palazzo was from excel saga
<ponicalica> Personally I think that they should do Word Saga and Powerpoint Saga.

#931

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Tibbles> Ah, nerds. Who else would think that gigantic hulking space marines in power armor and rainbow cartoon ponies were cool at the same time.