<Arha> this torrent has said it's a day away from completion for a good three days now <Arha> I'm beginning to suspect that maybe the ETA is not entirely accurate <IllFlower> Arha: No, your torrent's just travelling at relativistic speeds. For the information in the torrent, it's a day. For poor old you, it's 365,284,285,192,746 years.
<Tzetzuooooo> er, don't have what? <blamedaaaaa> a penis, money, decisiveness, Netflix <Tzetzuooooo> Surgery, theft, more surgery, money <blamedaaaaa> I don't even want the first for myself, but the rest would be nice <Tzetzuooooo> You totally want a penis, just not on you. Don't be denyin' the penis mojo. <blamedaaaaa> I mean, I would like one with a person attached for the sake of having a person, but not attached to me <Tzetzuooooo> Ha, you actually went through with the awkwardness <Tzetzuooooo> Good show!
<Nitya> If I don't successfully pick up 420 girls, I am going to die in a lot of different ways.
<jseblan> ... and I am now aware of the "moe" in "homoerotic"
<CentralAve> Well, *I'm* bigger than the person whose vagina *I* came out of! <CentralAve> ...That was a weird sentence
<IllFlower> When you use "speedrun" like that I can't help but think it's a drug term. <IllFlower> "Yeah, I totally speedran two lines of cocaine. Messed me *up*, man." <ponicalica> You must have mistaken AGDQ for something hellish. <IllFlower> Considering the number of glitches I saw, it did feel like I was high at points.
<StarGirl00>
Stranger: hi asl
You: (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there
Stranger: haha fag!
Stranger: the world hates people like you
You: For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
Stranger: die
You: It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
[Your conversational partner has disconnected.]
<Nova> kiwis are the worst bird <Nova> worship owls instead <Alkthash> Do you really want to go down this road Nova? Dark thinks lie down this path <Alkthash> Bluh. I don't want to hear another thing about owls. The next person who says anything about the devil birds will get cut. Immediately after that I will lick the wound to savor their fear and surprise. But not content that they have been kissed twice, first by my steel and then by my hate, I will whisper 8 words in their ear. And then they will take five steps and have their heart stop as a host of maggots begins to crawl out their eyes <Alkthash> Eventually enveloping their body in a coccoon of festering pain and despair. <Alkthash> And then I will drop the spaghetti to get senpai to notice me
<killerrabbit> excuse me a moment, I must give my thrice daily thanks to Athe
<aishkiz> anyway, cocks. <aishkiz> my family reportedly once owned one.