#1096
<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.
<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.
<Bjork> LisaMilton is Aon, right? * LisaMilton is now known as LisaIsWriting <LisaIsWriting> Quite possibly <LisaIsWriting> I could be Saturn for all you know <Bjork> LisaIsWriting: But Saturn's here... * Saturn|Digging quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds) <Bjork> ...
<Tibetanfox> I am tempted to call this problem "Odd number installment syndrome" <Tibetanfox> See, each odd numbered installment is throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. <Tibetanfox> Even numbers have the luxury of fleshing out what sticks.
<saladofstones> In this case, your boner explodes into a rainbow and you can never ever have a boner again but want to feel one pretty fucking badly <saladofstones> so you eventually cover yourself in boners and lament how it just isn't the same <saladofstones> then you become doom-rider
<IllFlower> if (beingWatched()) { break observers_legs_off; } else { continue unmentionable_activities; }
<Alkthash> Yeah, but I don't care about every blade of grass and tree or pointless anecdote Tolkien throws in between The Shite and Mordor.
<SpruceZeus> Looking at some Rob Liefeld art gave me an idea <stiva> ... that sentence terrifies me, SpruceZeus
<BonSequitur> Sorry. <BonSequitur> Sometimes the evil gets the better of me. <BonSequitur> I've been working on it. I hardly ever wake up with a dead twelve-year-old covered in blood next to me. <BonSequitur> Anymore.
<Lin_Chong> I should probably watch that TV show where that guy fucks that pig
<IllFlower> I have a recording on my phone of me speaking in an alcohol-induced Irish-ish accent at a party. <IllFlower> This would be less disturbing if I could remember how that happened.