Room 208

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#454

Rated 39 by 12 users 
<VicariousShaner> Its dark out though
<VicariousShaner> Rapists have a 100 percent standing outside yoru door chance
<VicariousShaner> like, even when they dont rape you, they are watching
<VicariousShaner> watching
<VicariousShaner> Possibly raping the bush
<VicariousShaner> in wait

#1169

Rated 81 by 16 users 
<IllFlower> Ha, so IE-tan apparently has a name - Inori Aizawa.
<ponicalica> the real question is: how long until Mozilla, Google, and Apple make their own?
<IllFlower> I'm imagining Jony Ive sitting down for one of those five-minute videos, except about a moe anthropomorphisation.
<IllFlower> "We removed all unnecessary lines, emphasising the core features of iTan that appeal to audiences." "Her boobs, right?" "Yes, yes."

#1030

Rated 76 by 12 users 
<RocketDude> Cooking isn't about why, it's about why not

#1230

Rated 49 by 7 users 
<Barcode> Time ago, the Adjective Noun verbed adverbly. Now, their noun rests in your hands.

#771

Rated 34 by 2 users 
<Spacethash> Every Hemmingway book in a nutshell: Why did the chicken cross the road? To die. Alone. In the rain. Because he went to war.

#1027

Rated 68 by 8 users 
<Tibbles> I've been trying to do Patchy in Saints Row 3 =P
<Tibbles> It doesn't help that I can't be fucked doing faces properly and just hit the random button until I see something acceptable.
<Tibbles> That's how I ended up with my first boss being a chubby Jewish lady.

#371

Rated 42 by 13 users 
<GuitarBizarre> I'm now imagining a gigantic penis plane, carpet bombing a fat italian man's vagina with exploding semen.
<GuitarBizarre> Thankyou internet.

#497

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<GMH> i watched one episode of MSG 00
<IllFlower> Monosodium Glutamate 00, where you get headaches of questionable cause after watching it, and maybe an upset stomach!

#417

Rated 69 by 14 users 
<Tenri> How are you guys doing?
<IllFlower> I'm saying something in order to provide the illusion of activity, but nothing's really happening.
<IllFlower> Mostly I am busy killing my computer by making it do too many things at once.
<Tenri> Which things?
<IllFlower> Making it run Windows in a virtual machine alongside a bunch of other stuff that I don't feel like closing.
<IllFlower> The sound of my hard drive paging stuff back and forth from swap almost sounds like the scream of an innocent maiden about to be violated.

#96

Rated 38 by 5 users 
<TropeBot> string: rofl, can't start new thread
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