<blamspam> Pretty alright. I just watched Vampires Suck at a gift exchange.
<blamspam> It was entirely what I expected.
<blamspam> (Seltzer and Friedberg)
<Lin_Chong> Which is to suck.
<Lin_Chong> SLURP SLURP SLURP

<Solstace> Nitya: My ride flaked on me, and then I missed my bus, and ultimately spent about an hour and a half standing in the cold, underdressed. So blow me :/
<Nitya> aw.
<Nitya> but yeah, if you have a phone, you can call me and stuff if that happens.
<Solstace> Oh, cool.
<Solstace> I'll keep that in mind.
<IllFlower> Solstace: You should just call Nitya more often as a matter of course. That way, you won't have to ask him to blow you on IRC. /ducks

<Kashchei> the clitoris?
<Noimporta> And what would that be?

<Kaliayev> parrots are the reason pirate captains usually only have one leg, a hook for a hand and a missing eye

<Nitya> look, man. i'm not an alternate universe hitler who writes about cars. cars aren't my thing! go ask hitler if you want that kind of detail

<Misaki> video quality isn't differen
<Misaki> *different
<Misaki> i might just permanently undercock this
<Misaki> *underclock
<Misaki> OH HORRIBLE TYPO
<Misaki> god forbid if this is quoted

<saladofstones> In this case, your boner explodes into a rainbow and you can never ever have a boner again but want to feel one pretty fucking badly
<saladofstones> so you eventually cover yourself in boners and lament how it just isn't the same
<saladofstones> then you become doom-rider

<Raydere> okay, at least this plugin doesn't spam channels
* Raydere is now playing: Neulakyussra - YAKSHA

<ponicalica> that's because you and 0+α haven't been here much :P
<Ritsu> i have been here
<Ritsu> i'm just busty
<Ritsu> *busy
<Ritsu> ...
<Ritsu> WAT

* Barcode[out] unfurls his age-peen
<Saladofstones> also saying unfurl and anytype of peen afterwards is just nasty
<Saladofstones> I just imagined this giant floppy worm thing coming out like one of those party fweezers
<Barcode[out]> Complete with the noise