<sporkaganza> how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?

<Buttercupistiny> Dude, Will, sometimes [online support groups for busty girls] have come in handy
<Buttercupistiny> In terms of trying to find a good strapless bra, or BMC about how much boobies suck.
<IllFlower> BMC. Now there is an acronym I don't recognize...
<IllFlower> My TLA-fu, she is fading.
<Buttercupistiny> Bitch, Moan, and Complain.
<IllFlower> Oh, that makes a lot more sense than my original misreading of "PMC" to mean "private military company".
<IllFlower> Although I guess that would make one's complaints a lot more effective.
<IllFlower> "I CAN'T FIND ANY BRAS IN MY SIZE SO I'M GOING TO SIC BLACKWATER ON YOU"

<Haruspex> I don't know how to express emotions. Is "filled with satan" an emotion?

<Puffin> this is why America has fallen. we're all too good to poop in holes in the backyard.

<Alkthash> the minesweeper fix has turned me onto a whole new genre of smut.

<Charlatannery> God, fuck Google ads, fuck the wiki and fuck everything under the sun.
<Charlatannery> THAT IS MY FUCKING OPINION.
<IllFlower> Do you have an opinion on the matter that doesn't involve wild pelvic thrusting?
<Charlatannery> I HAVE NO OPINIONS ON ANYTHING THAT DON'T INVOLVE PELVIC THRUSTING

<NEET> @defie purblind
<NEET> bleh
<Wilhelm> @denine purblind
<Wilhelm> @define purblind

<JuanCarlos> oooh ooh, I know! An estranged parent dies of cancer making the guy leave her place besides his lady and then he has to go to war!
<JuanCarlos> It'll be a bestseller~
<zeroplusalpha> I think that's already been written by that guy.
<JuanCarlos> :<
<zeroplusalpha> Or did you mean the dead estranged parent has to go to war, because now we're dealing with an /entirely/ different kind of story.
<cts> Gone with the Dead

<SpruceZeus> Looking at some Rob Liefeld art gave me an idea
<stiva> ... that sentence terrifies me, SpruceZeus

<IllFlower> Fioraを二次元女体化！『服はプラグスーツで、ノーマルな目で赤髪のセミロングのサイドポニーでエロエロで悪女な感じ』のようだ // "Wearing a plugsuit [ha], with normal eyes and semi-long red hair in a side ponytail. A seductive, femme fatale kind of aura."
<Jack> so fiora is uh, asuka in a ponytail
<Solstace> Fiora: Marry me.