<Solstace> Tibetanfox: Seriously? Who makes a 3 inch dildo? It just doesn't make sense! <Tibetanfox> Solstace: It's Japan. Start 'em young. <Solstace> .... <Solstace> That's terrible. <Tibetanfox> And almost certain to end up on the quotes database.
<Barcode> I will admit I don't know why I bothered pursuing this line of thought but I have no idea why you guys are pretending that you can't bring a knife anywhere near your body without spontaneously amputating all of your limbs.
<Fiora> is there such a thing as over-parmesaning anything? <Fiora> that sounds impossible, like over-sushiing. or over-chocolating. <IllFlower> "Sir, we accidentally put too much parmesan into the nuclear reactor." <IllFlower> "How much did you put in there?" <IllFlower> "About ten grams." <IllFlower> "How much were you supposed to put in there?" <IllFlower> "Uh... none, sir." <IllFlower> "So what's going to happen?" <IllFlower> "Well, the ship's going to have some exhaust problems for the next couple of hours..." <IllFlower> "Goddammit, I *knew* I shouldn't have bought the lactose-intolerant engine."
<Nitya> oh my god she got hit by a bus ahahaha
<jseblan> .decide |make coffee|Coffee is the only choice, the essence of life. Make coffee or perish <feepbot> jseblan: Eh?
<Nitya> video game joke, libertarian joke, music joke, electronics joke, music joke <GMH> Why did Mario cross the road? To get to the Princess! Why was the Princess on the other side of the road? Because her job was over there! Why was her job over there? Because she gets so few gigs as an oboist! Why does she get so few gigs as a oboist? Because her case didn't contain a bigger hard drive! Why didn't her case contain a bigger hard drive? Because her instrument's repertoire is so small!
<Foombazzle> and every time I take a cab it seems like the gahmens put up another f*cking ero gantry. Cant seem to go anywhere without going through like 3 of the buggers now <Foombazzle> *erp <IllFlower> An ero gantry would be something else entirely. <Foombazzle> well they both put their hands in your pocket and leave you feeling screwed
<Tibbles> I've been trying to do Patchy in Saints Row 3 =P <Tibbles> It doesn't help that I can't be fucked doing faces properly and just hit the random button until I see something acceptable. <Tibbles> That's how I ended up with my first boss being a chubby Jewish lady.
<IllFlower> Well, if I had a nickel for every morning I woke up and thought "maybe I shouldn't be running an IRC channel", I'd probably have five dollars by now.
<n> I should petition the fuckpillow companies to make Satan-Safe™ products.