#1046
<zeroplusalpha> Maybe in like five years we'll have COD XIII-2: People's Liberation for make benefit for glory of People's Republic.
<zeroplusalpha> Maybe in like five years we'll have COD XIII-2: People's Liberation for make benefit for glory of People's Republic.
<Alkthash> The girl at the checkout was bagging the lady in front of me 's groceries and she asked "What the heck do you need with 14 cans of whipped cream?" <Alkthash> Automatically I answered "Supplies for an orgy." <Alkthash> The lady in front of me had her face turn bright red. <Cogito> That means it was true. <VicariousShaner> Did she slap you? <Alkthash> No. <VicariousShaner> did she at least invite you?
<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like? <Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help. <Barcodrawing> what
<Zipp> Did I kill the conversation, or was it already dead to begin with? <VerticalPig> It's like a fish out of water. Occasionally it shows signs of life by flopping awkwardly. Then somebody kicks it back into the ocean only for it to flop out again. <VerticalPig> At this point you think that someone would have taken it home and eaten it for dinner, but IRC channels are of poor nutritional value.
-!- JBridge was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [actually] <JBridge> SHIT -!- JBridge was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [NO] <JBridge> FUCK -!- JBridge is now known as Arisaka <n> Wow, you're like a shapeshifter in a movie! You flip out and look like everything, but it doesn't matter because I have a shotgun! -!- Arisaka was kicked from #yackfest by IllFlower [and just when you think you're safe]
<Noimporta> German: The language in which everything sounds like a machine gun's name.
<Alkthash> Yeah, but I don't care about every blade of grass and tree or pointless anecdote Tolkien throws in between The Shite and Mordor.
<GMH> you have to stop doing that <IllFlower> GMH: Hm? * GoggleFox is now known as doingWhat <IllFlower> GMH: You mean changing my name repeatedly? :P <GMH> yes * doingWhat is now known as Why <IllFlower> GoggleFox's new album Asking Questions Through Changing Nicknames, coming out this summer on Smashed Troper Records.
<Charlatan> @topic Dark Soles II - Prepare Toe Die <Haven> bet sprucezeus’ll get a kick out of that <Charlatan> ..........*slow clap* <Medicine> Make all the puns you want, just be sure not to put your foot in your mouth.
<GMH> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MISSED IT IT ENDED AT 5 PM AND I WAS OUT THE WHOLE DAY <GMH> WHAT AM I SPENDING FOOOOOOOOOR <HederaHelix> You could still just buy the game. <Nitya> steam destroys people's minds, ivy <Nitya> it's turning gamers into stereotypical sitcom housewives, hoarding coupons and going store to store looking for "deals" <Nitya> but all from the same store <HederaHelix> That is a rather unsettling concept.