<Solstace> The little girls probably have to fellate, too. <Nitya> evil life suckers <LORd[Nisemonogatari]> oh. makes sense I guess (much as it pains to say) *** Dove has joined #yackfest <Arha> It's always nice to come into the channel and have the first thing you read be about little girls fellating *** Dove has quit [Client Quit] <Arha> You never let me down, yackfest *** Legionnaire has quit [Client Quit]
<ponicalica> citizen novocaine <Lin_Chong> Citizen Abel Cain. <Nyaru-san> Citizen Kain: will drain you of your blood <Nyaru-san> Citizen Kane: LIVES <Lin_Chong> Citizen Sugarcane. <FlyingChaucer> Citizen Michael Caine <FlyingChaucer> Citizen Horatio... Caine. <FlyingChaucer> YEAAAAAHHHHH! <Lin_Chong> Citizen Rattan Cane. <Lin_Chong> He was a drill sargeant. <Nyaru-san> Citizen Kano <ponicalica> citizen cane <Lin_Chong> Citizen Candycane!
<Saladofstones> well it might be cool to say I studied in Cuba but I doubt that could work for my major <Juan> but what if <Juan> you KILL CASTRO during your tenure as a cuban international student <Juan> what if that <Saladofstones> holy fuck I'd be the director of the FBI for life <Saladofstones> I'd probably get my own private guantanamo <Juan> Saladanamo <Saladofstones> Prepare to get stoned <Juan> "We combine our war crimes with our stones to give you a fine torture experience"
<jseblan> damn it, Internet. "Aphrodite scat" made me think "one goddess, one cup"
<Wallabu> @topic Girls free feel to answer I would like your personal intake <Barcode> intake --> lmao <jseblan> Barcode wants Wallabu's intake <Barcode> see now you've gone and spawned an @ship
<Gon> RAPTORS ARE SMARTER THAN YOUR FACE ARHA <Gon> >:| <Arha> My face doesn't have a brain <Arha> That's not a great accomplishment <Arha> I removed it and put it in my penis instead <Arha> two heads are better than one
<Lin_Chong> Oh hey people are dying. <Lin_Chong> Awesome.
<CTrombley> Everyone knows that lesbians get a free toaster oven if they recruit new lesbians.
<Nitya> "Imagine taking a call from your refrigerator without picking up your smartphone." <Specialist290> Why would my refrigerator be calling me in the first place? <IllFlower> to gossip about your toaster, obviously. <Barcode> washing machine is being SO grumpy lately <IllFlower> and Jesus Christ, could you do something about the oven? she makes my job so much harder
<Tibetanfox> THIS IS A SHOWDOWN BETWEEN TWO PIMPS <Tibetanfox> ALTHOUGH KB IS THE PIMPINGEST PIMP. <Tibetanfox> HE IS MAYOR OF PIMPTOWN. <Tibetanfox> HE HAS ALL THE BITCHES. <Tibetanfox> ALL OF THEM. <Lin_Chong> All of the-damn it.