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<Haruspex> see, you haven't gotten to demon politics! they have all kinds of clans, some of which look like wolfmonsters or whatever and some of which look like giant tits.
<Haruspex> see, you haven't gotten to demon politics! they have all kinds of clans, some of which look like wolfmonsters or whatever and some of which look like giant tits.
<Rotty> Thanks to the internet, I now confuse Chris Hansen with the Three Stooges. <Rotty> *leans into frame* Hello... hello... hello!
<Arha> I was going to make a statement about how I secretly like all the people I bitch about but someone would probably put a quote of it into the database and I would never live it down
<Miijhal> some youkai are just regular animals with large testicles.
<IllFlower> Oh, whoa, Tzetze has more quotes than I do in the QDB, now it looks less like a place to stroke my own ego
<CTrombley> Lupin was sittin' all sexy like, but Snape didn't give a damn as all his damns had just been stolen. Snape picked up Lupin by the ear and punched him in the eye. Lupin wrestled Snape to the ground and they pulled each other's hair and shredded each other's clothes. Don't know why, but they did. The fight paused, partly because they were old, exhausted men but mostly because Spike Jones was standing above them laughing evilly. <CTrombley> Snapes could feel the blood throb out of his enormous nose, obviously. The problem was that he could feel Lupin touching his throbbing member. <CTrombley> "FOOOLS!" bellowed Spike Jones in his middle range, unimpressive voice. "I have gathered you here today for one reason! Only I can have the worlds greatest collection of bric a brac! Only I, the artist, can truly appreciate its power, its majesty, the power of junk to communicate the very soul!" <CTrombley> "We've been double crossed!" observed Snape inaccurately. The professor was rendered slow witted by the recent events. "There is only one way to defeat Spike Jones..." said Lupin. Snape looked at him and slowly realized ... That he could just use magic to solve this situation. He did. The End.
<TParadox> Liberal Christians are liberal because of what their religion says about the world. Conservative Christians are conservative because of what the world says about their religion.
<CharlatanAznable> Raep in the mornin raep in the evenin raep at supper time~
<Barcode> remind me why anyone uses the warp for space travel <Barcode> also, how <Nitya> Because the webway is shut down or something, and they have shields that prevent bananas from morphing into daemons and such. <Barcode> now imagining the bananas in pajamas with chainswords
<GooseMarmosetHyena> y'know what annoys me? <GooseMarmosetHyena> "busty babes" - 1,340,000 results <GooseMarmosetHyena> "big ass babes" - 39,500 results <GooseMarmosetHyena> "perfectly proportioned babes" - 376 results