Room 208

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#492

Rated 60 by 10 users
<IllFlower> Well, programming for giant robots probably involves runtime analysis /somewhere/, don't you think?
<IllFlower> "SIR OUR POWER LEVELS ARE ASYMPTOTICALLY BOUND BY X SQUARED"
<IllFlower> "NO THAT'S NO GOOD WE HAVE TO GO EXPONENTIAL"
<IllFlower> "BUT SIR THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE"
<IllFlower> "NO ALGORITHMS BE DAMNED WE ARE GOING E TO THE GODDAMN X"

#58

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Zizoz> @seen zizoz
<Omnipresence> Zizoz: I hope you know the answer to that question already!

#693

Rated 38 by 5 users
<YuleSequitur> You know what's stupid?
<YuleSequitur> Right-wingers seem to actually be genuinely outraged and surprised that teacher's assemblies are incredibly left-wing.
<YuleSequitur> What the fuck do you expect? You put a bunch of overeducated, underpaid public-sector workers together in a room, you should be thankful they don't decide to take up arms and overthrow the government.
<Kaliayev> especially when the last 6 months has seen a concerted attack on teachers from those very same right wing sources. then again, they were the people who brought us "we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?", so, you know...
<YuleSequitur> That should be added before any mention of the GOP primary debates: "From the people who brought you 'we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?' it's the GOP PRIMARY DEBATES! Chapter 17!"

#133

Rated 70 by 20 users
<DograMagra> "Could God make porn so disgusting that he couldn't fap to it?"  Good times.
<GMH> LOL
<GMH> WTF
<GMH> don't go outside, DograMagra, you might get hit by a penis-shaped bolt of lightning. 
<jseblan> Dogra: Maybe he can. The question is: Can he make porn so disgusting a human couldn't fap to it?

#1293

Rated 34 by 2 users
<IllFlower> "iOS developer Kaleb Butt noticed yet another feature" // must not make this guy the butt of a joke... must...

#427

Rated 56 by 9 users
*** Electivirus joined #yackfest
<BEARSHARKTOPUS> wb
<Electivirus> OH GOD IT'S A BEARSHARKTOPUS
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<Electivirus> Is it gone?
<Nitya> is what gone
* BEARSHARKTOPUS bites Electivirus
*** Electivirus quit (Quit: Client Exited)
<BEARSHARKTOPUS> OM NOM NOM

#649

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Loki_Weyland> Fuck yes, I just ordered my 2 TB external hard drive.
<IllFlower> Loki_Weyland, your porn collection might be getting a little out of hand.
<Loki_Weyland> My porn collection isn't even 40 GB.
<Loki_Weyland> This is for my anime.
<IllFlower> You say that as if you watch any non-porn anime.
<IllFlower> Also, "not even" 40 gigabytes is not how most people would describe it.
<Loki_Weyland> I've seen people bragging about having external hard drives JUST for porn. 40 GB is nothing.
<IllFlower> I haven't seen those people, so as far as I'm aware, you are to porn as Scrooge McDuck is to piles of money.
<goatboy> He swims in it?

#1192

Rated 49 by 7 users
<CTrombley> I have a folder called "Dicks". It is full of pictures of private detectives.

#393

Rated 51 by 4 users
*** GoggleFox joined #yackfest
* sgrunt puts a pair of goggles on GoggleFox.
*** GoggleFox is now known as DoubleGoggleFox
<Alkthash> The goggles do nothing!
* sgrunt puts another pair of goggles on GoggleFox. <_<
* JohnShark paints DoubleGoggleFox black
<sgrunt> Looks like the Goggles Do Something Unusual...
*** DoubleGoggleFox is now known as ThisIsRidiculoussgrunt

#1143

Rated 80 by 15 users
<Saladofstones> Jbridge
<Saladofstones> I know what kind of porn you watch
<Saladofstones> but thats okay
* Saladofstones hugs jbridge
<JBridge> Aw, thanks.