<sporkaganza> how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?

[swapping Nintendo friend codes]
<jseblan> xxxx-xxxx-6699
<Alicia> Best last four digits.
<ponicalica> better than 6969?
<ponicalica> 6969 has *two* happy couples
<jseblan> yeah or you could consider that 6699 is an actual foursome while 6969 they're just each doing their own thing

* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football
<Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA.
<kingCrackers> General ruffianism!
<Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____<
* Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone
<Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please
* Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there
<Fiora> *phew*
<kingCrackers> Ow.
<Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are
* Nitya reaches endzone!
<Fiora> I am not a football ;_;
<Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\
<Fiora> I'm not THAT small!
<Nitya> YEAH-HOO!
* Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration!
<Buttercupistiny> D:
* Fiora dies
<Glowsquid> spousal abuse!
<Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_;
<Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~!
<Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl
<Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then
<Fiora> um I'm fiora
<Nitya> what's a fiora
<Fiora> me
<Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!

<GMH> you have to stop doing that
<IllFlower> GMH: Hm?
* GoggleFox is now known as doingWhat
<IllFlower> GMH: You mean changing my name repeatedly? :P
<GMH> yes
* doingWhat is now known as Why
<IllFlower> GoggleFox's new album Asking Questions Through Changing Nicknames, coming out this summer on Smashed Troper Records.

<Nyktos> computer is being a cunt, I need to log off for a sex
<Nyktos> *sec O_O

<Solstace> Tzetze and I are so over.  That doesn't stop the shippers, though.
<Juan> sure you are, little buddy
<Arha> Solstace: I hope the breakup involved breaking his kneecaps
<Solstace> Arha: Have I ever mentioned that you're awesome, and so much better than IllFlower and Juan?
<Juan> geez, don't go for the rebound in front of us
<IllFlower> Seriously, that's a little disgusting. Surely you can be a little more considerate of Tzetze's feelings. Or just not-desperate in general.

<Spacethash> So wait, in that game would Skrillex be a Paradigm member that is attempting to subvert Iroquois magic and hobo rituals and who must be shot on sight?

<Zudak> @translate english: eat shit and die german:
<Omnipresence> Zudak: Google translation from German (auto-detected) to English: english: eat shit and the German:

<Cry> rrrrrgh people older than me acting like children
<Barcodaway> Far Cry
<Barcodaway> Crysis
<Barcodaway> Crytek
<Barcodaway> CryEngine, Cryogenic Something Or Other
<Cry> duh duh dah
<Barcodaway> Cry:  Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war
<Cry> gaaaaah
<JackMackerel> Booooo
<JackMackerel> get off the stage
<Barcodaway> See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
<Barcodaway> I'm Crying

<Solstace> ponicalica: >:||||||||
<Nitya> yeah, ponicalica, greater than colon series of pipes.
<HederaHelix> Uh oh, Solstace has eight mouths! Run!
<Lin_Chong> The crawling chaos.
<RocketDude> We always knew that Solstace was an abomination under that bishie skin
<Barcode> abishonenation
<Nitya> bishbomination.
<jseblan> From His eight mouth screams the End of Man, and it spews flames of great heat. The Solstace comes and with it our doom, and great music.