<IllFlower> would it be laughable to attempt to play a modern racing game using nothing but a keyboard, because I am sorely tempted to.
<zeroplusalpha> That's ok, I play visual novels with a wheel.
<blackberryPanther> Imagine Zero twirling the steering wheel furiously to choose the right option.
<blackberryPanther> And for the sex minigames, he's furiously pounding on the pedals. 
<IllFlower> that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "driving the plot forward".
<zeroplusalpha> As it does to "driving stick", presumably.

<CyberCharlatan> I CAN SEE FOREVER AND IT'S FULL OF LESBIANS

<TibetanFox> And I'm like "Bitch you said we were just friends and I have a hot, nerdy biracial lesbian with an English accent hitting on me, WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?"
<TibetanFox> Goddamn blue alien loli Tsunderes.
<HisMastersVoice> love sure is complex

<Barcode> unlike TECHNAWLJEE, which invariably is plumes of smoke and gears
<Barcode> do not stand near plumes of gears

<Dove> Back
<GuitarBizarre> Dove - Am I to assume you're Black Dove?
<lockon> 'lo dovey
<lockon> only one way to find out
<lockon> ALICE ALICE ALICE?
<Dove> Yeah ALICE!
<lockon> ALIIIIIIICE!
<Dove> Yes, I'm black Dove.
<Dove> ALIIIIIIIIIIIIICEE
<Dove> There.

<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like?
<Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help.
<Barcodrawing> what

<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.

<zeroplusalpha> It's really much better than it sounds.  It's difficult to describe how intensely sympathetic a supernatural megalomaniac transvestite with gamebreaking martial arts sorcery makes you feel towards her by the end, you'll just have to take my word for it.

<Solstace> But I'm waiting to do that until I have the body at a satisfactory point.

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