<Crake> Eh, I told a little old lady that if she asked for more cream cheese on her bagel she would look like a bukkake starlet after her first bite.

<ponicalica> EGG?
<ponicalica> You have to think in German, baka Shinji.
<BarcRockShooter> Eriginal Gnime Gideo

<Barcode> remind me why anyone uses the warp for space travel
<Barcode> also, how
<Nitya> Because the webway is shut down or something, and they have shields that prevent bananas from morphing into daemons and such.
<Barcode> now imagining the bananas in pajamas with chainswords

<Miijhal> "One noticeable use of her shapeshifting ability is her hair, which turns into hands that hold up her breasts and cover her nipples. Her primary offense is squirting acid from her breasts, as well as wielding a sword created from her hair."
<Miijhal> This is the weirdest fucking wikipedia page
<HederaHelix> Please tell me you're reading the one on the history of the far future.
<Miijhal> no.
<Miijhal> though that would probably be a better read
<RocketDude> In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only strange fanservice.

<RocketDude>  This guy's *points to self* is a knucklehead!
<RocketDude>  *guy's a knucklehead

<IllFlower> I like how it tells you it's 998.9701(17) cubic feet-millimetres of mercury per kelvin-pound-mole.
* Nitya sobs
<Nitya> i hate america. not for the renditions or the CIA or wars or labor rights. for kelvin pound moles

<jseblan> oh my god
<jseblan> I have the perfect weapon against the clams

<Charlatan> Question: Why does nobody ever want to talk to a dullahan at parties
<Charlatan> Because they're DULLahans

<JackMackerel> Actually, I'd just like to fuck Tzetze.
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<JackMackerel> I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE RAPIST.
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<Nitya> but all that crap is just layers on top of "masamune likes him some titties" anyway