Room 208

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#31

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Haruka> screw periods
<Haruka> although how i'd screw them would be hard
<Haruka> since periods are one dimensional
<Haruka> and i lack a penis

#526

Rated 52 by 11 users
<Untaxidermist> I wonder how many people in the world are genuinely turned on by the idea of snuggling while playing Pokemon.
<Solstace> Probably every nerd who grew up with pokemon >.<
<Untaxidermist> So I have this idea for a brothel...

#370

Rated 52 by 11 users
<Noimporta> BE A MAN.
<Noimporta> A CUDDLY, MOE INTERJECTION SPOUTING MAN.
<Noimporta> BUT A MAN NONETHELESS
<Noimporta> AND WATCH IT
<Noimporta> THEN, YOU'LL BE EVEN MORE OF A MAN
<TParadox> YOU'LL BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER

#364

Rated 45 by 9 users
<Arha> If I had a million nazis~
<Arha> (If I had a million nazis)
<Arha> I'd buy you jews for your stoves
<Arha> but not real jews that's cruel

#479

Rated 51 by 4 users
<jseblan> "Tropicana Essentials with Added Calcium and Vitamin D is an excellent source of Calcium and Vitamin D." NO SHIT SHERLOCK MY MIND IS BLOWN

#348

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Beorc> Electivirus, do you have any advice on how to beat Seymour Flux in Final Fantasy X?
<Zakdos> kill him
<Zakdos> that should do it
<Beorc> He kills me first.
<Zakdos> kill him first, then

#648

Rated 70 by 9 users
<zeroplusalpha> "Let x denote the lack of understanding demonstrated by zpa. Let y be the function of discussion by IRC. Deriving t = time from (x1, y1), how long will it take before zpa watches some moe anime instead?

#582

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Cygan> My left hand fits in you
<Cygan> why not my right
<Cygan> oh
<Cygan> it does

#78

Rated 50 by 13 users
<GMH> OKAY
<GMH> WHO MADE THE REALLY BIG JUNK THREAD?
<sporkaganza> Be more specific. There are a lot of those.

#667

Rated 60 by 10 users
<blamspam> I mean, I like fiction and all, but I never think to myself "Man it would be cool if X and Y fucked each other, I shall write about it in explicit and inaccurate detail"