<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni. <Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back. <Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls. <Iverum> Welp. <Iverum> We can leave now. <Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace. <Xeniera> Hahahahahaha <Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.
<Bjork> LisaMilton is Aon, right? * LisaMilton is now known as LisaIsWriting <LisaIsWriting> Quite possibly <LisaIsWriting> I could be Saturn for all you know <Bjork> LisaIsWriting: But Saturn's here... * Saturn|Digging quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds) <Bjork> ...
<Arha> If I had a million nazis~ <Arha> (If I had a million nazis) <Arha> I'd buy you jews for your stoves <Arha> but not real jews that's cruel
<IllFlower> Tomorrow I'll wake up and I'll find out that there's a quote from me in the QDB queue, but it won't be any of my deliberate jokes, nooooo. It'll be something that sounds like me hitting on Nitya or Fiora or threatening dictatorial violence against ponicalica. <Nitya> Would you like a hug, IllFlower? <ponicalica> no, he wants his deep multi-referential jokes about political affiliation to be appreciated by the masses <IllFlower> And you know what? As long as Nitya's going to cling to my back with his arms wrapped around my chest, I don't care!
<Nitya> bluh, this person starts comments with "hi". I am irrationally annoyed <Solstace> hi <Solstace> a/s/l
<IllFlower> Let me put it to you this way. TV Tropes is what you get after you put gender, biological sex, sexuality, and all types of romance into a blender, set it to "liquefy", and then chuck the blender out of the window because this is a terrible analogy.
<Jiejie> I thought the .note system existed in order to emulate a terrible postal system? You know, like stories about getting letters forty years after they were sent
<KanWrites> I WILL PUT UP WITH DICE <KanWrites> FOR LOVECRAFT <KanWrites> BECAUSE I WANT HIS RACIST BABIES
<onyhow> russian roulette <onyhow> you can only play once <onyhow> except on computer <BGTB2005> Maybe we should just cut out the middle man... * BGTB2005 shoots onyhow <onyhow> IM NOT DEAD * onyhow shoots BGTB2005 * onyhow dies <BGTB2005> ack, lungs, I need both * BGTB2005 dies <AliceTensei> EVERYONE IS DEAD, JOHN.
<divert_time> Death is the everyday girl everyone wants to see when they die. Of course she gets boring if you have too much of her <Haven> But people are just dying to see her <Juan> I never could have dreamed of you making such an awful pun, Haven. Although I think you were destined to do it <Haven> As if you didn't desire it. <Juan> I am in the deppest despair at the thought <SpruceZeus> jesus christ enough puns, i'm getting delirious here <Juan> they are the endless puns