<JackMackerel> WHEN WE HNNGH, WE HNNGH. NO CATGIRL IS SAFE. NO OTAKU SHRINE IS SACRED. WE ARE MOEWATCH! WE ARE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE! WE WILL FAP TO OUR OWN TO HOLD THE MOE LINE, IT IS THE LAST LINE TO EVER HOLD.

<GoggleFox> "You are now considered Very Evil." "You have lost fame with the faction Troper Shitpost Squad. You are now Vilified."

<NEET> @defie purblind
<NEET> bleh
<Wilhelm> @denine purblind
<Wilhelm> @define purblind

<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I don't get people's hatred of 'fujoshi'
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I can't go 5 steps on /a/ without someone lamenting them
<IllFlower> I think it's just tribalism.
<IllFlower> Like G.R.O.S.S. from Calvin and Hobbes, except less funny and more sad.
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh okay
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> well when you're sadder than a deranged blonde kid who talks to animals
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> ...
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh my god replace hobbes with waifus and you have /jp/

<Noimporta> Alicia: It goes.
<Noimporta> And it keeps going and going.
<Noimporta> Then, it crashes into a tree.
<Noimporta> Moral: Always look where you're going.

[discussing how the German "Laden" means "shop"]
<Saladofstones> Osama Bin-Shopping Center
<Saladofstones> always having a blowout sale

<Nitya> You know what, I'm not going to click that.
<jseblan> they're golf club accessories
<jseblan> ...
<jseblan> they're not
<jseblan> nvm don't click that

<Auk> you can pull an all-nighter with me
<Nitya> lab monkey!
<Auk> :(
<Auk> it's sad because it's true
<RocketDude> Lab Monkey like Fritos, Lab Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew...

<Alkthash> Heinous fuckery most foul.

<IronyAdams> What is a hipster? A miserable little pile of thick-rimmed glasses