<IllFlower> I would write a Solstace/Tzetze haiku, but just writing out their names takes nine of the seventeen mora I have available
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<IllFlower> ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス but that lacks the essential //poetry// of a haiku.
<IllFlower> On the other hand, since nobody here can actually read that, I'll just write random Japanese gibberish and pretend it's Soltze haiku.
<oneironaut> @translate ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス
<Omnipresence> oneironaut: Google translation from Japanese (auto-detected) to English: Tsetse brute mouth gently Sorusutasu

<Auk> you can pull an all-nighter with me
<Nitya> lab monkey!
<Auk> :(
<Auk> it's sad because it's true
<RocketDude> Lab Monkey like Fritos, Lab Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew...

<jseblan> I'm downloading Oblivion at 600 kbps, this is great
<jseblan> It's usually 250-300 kbps
<Charlatan> STOP
<Charlatan> YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

<IllFlower> I've heard all number of conflicting things. All I know is that when I wake up, there is a good chance of me being tired.
<Zakdos> don't wake up then
<IllFlower> Zakdos: Yeah, I'll just run this channel in my DREAMS, with a DREAM IRC CLIENT on my DREAM COMPUTER
<IllFlower> And on my DREAM COMPUTER I will run THE ELECTRIC SHEEP SCREEN SAVER, thus opening myself up to A LARGE AMOUNT OF SILLY ANDROID JOKES

<Nova> I was bored and I was like "You know what'd be fun? Making a forum."
<Nova> Then I was like, fuck, how do I make a forum?
<Nova> And Ponicalica was all like, ask Iverum, gal
<Nova> So I was like, yo, Iverum, wanna slap me up a forum?
<Nova> And he was all like, yah, mate
<Arha-away> and then suddenly you were pregnant

<Nitya> but pink is (nearly) the color of communism, comfrade!
<RocketDude> @Barcode: Oh yeah, how does that zoom level config work? Like, can you still use the scroll wheel for switching weapons?
<saladofstones> gay communism?
<saladofstones> I wonder if you have marxist-feminist critiques
<RocketDude> No, gay communism does not help with sniping.
<Nitya> marxist feminism exists, sure.
<ColorPrinter> I come back and the topic is gay communism
<ColorPrinter> alright

<SpruceZeus> And lo, the Lord spake from the heavens, saying, let all the dudes be nuked. And the dudes all got nuked. And the Lord saw that it was basically the bombest-ass shit.
<SpruceZeus> And he didst not even look at the explosion

<IllFlower> Well, programming for giant robots probably involves runtime analysis /somewhere/, don't you think?
<IllFlower> "SIR OUR POWER LEVELS ARE ASYMPTOTICALLY BOUND BY X SQUARED"
<IllFlower> "NO THAT'S NO GOOD WE HAVE TO GO EXPONENTIAL"
<IllFlower> "BUT SIR THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE"
<IllFlower> "NO ALGORITHMS BE DAMNED WE ARE GOING E TO THE GODDAMN X"

<Nitya> I EAT DIFFICULTY AND SHIT SEGFAULTS

<Alkthash> Yen notes danmaku?
<Alkthash> Somebody make that fangame.
<zeroplusalpha> I believe that's called "investment banking."