<SpruceZeus>  i gazed into the abyss and the abyss said uguu

<Saturn> You don't "see" Touhou
<Saturn> You...
<Saturn> uh
<ivoryRum> Fap to it.
<Saturn> Yeah

*** Noimporta left the room (quit: Quit: Clap on! , Clap off! Clap@#&$NO CARRIER).

<IllFlower> would it be laughable to attempt to play a modern racing game using nothing but a keyboard, because I am sorely tempted to.
<zeroplusalpha> That's ok, I play visual novels with a wheel.
<blackberryPanther> Imagine Zero twirling the steering wheel furiously to choose the right option.
<blackberryPanther> And for the sex minigames, he's furiously pounding on the pedals. 
<IllFlower> that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "driving the plot forward".
<zeroplusalpha> As it does to "driving stick", presumably.

<Iverum> Buttercupistiny: Thank you for being a sane and reasonable Catholic woman.
<Buttercupistiny> You're very welcome.
<Buttercupistiny> Though I might challenge you on calling me sane.
<IllFlower> Just let him call you sane and be done with it, Buttercupistiny. You can tear off his head and eat his entrails later.
<Buttercupistiny> :D he will make a yummy feast
<Iverum> I'm actually very bony.

<Alkthash> Jackerel - man why does she have to be difficult? Ten's screwdriver would be a much more efficient shape for a sex toy.

<Barcode> in the directino of matt
<RocketDude> Directino, the last Bloodname of the unpopular Clan Mafioso

<Electivirus> DIE, POCKET MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
<Electivirus> Arceus: IT IS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN RELEASED FROM MY POKEBALL
<Fusionman> YOU STEAL MENS SOULS AND SHOVE THEM IN BALLS!
<Electivirus> PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL POKERELIGIONS!
<Electivirus> POKEKIND ILL NEEDS SUCH A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!!
<Electivirus> WHAT IS A POKEMON?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF DATA!
<Electivirus> BUT, ENOUGH TALK! I CHALLENGE YOU!

<BonSequitur> What is up with this 'polyvore' thing, anyway?
<BonSequitur> It doesn't even have an ED page. I'm afraid to google.
<BonSequitur> Oh, it has nothing to do with voraphilia.
<BonSequitur> Some people are idiots when picking out names for websites.
<BonSequitur> I mean, really. Polyvore.
<BonSequitur> It's a fashion website.
<BonSequitur> What does it sound like?
<BonSequitur> A mailing list for people who are into furries giving birth to multiple twin furries and then eating them.

<Barcode> also i have no idea what the tech trees are
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> wait it added tech trees?
<ponicalica> C&C's always had a tech hierarchy.
<ponicalica> you have to build a refinery before you build a war factory before you build a tech center, etc.
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> true but it was less of a tree 
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> since it was pretty much "build x to get y"
<Nitya> the tech vine
<Barcode> tech pole.
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> tech southern family tree