<TParadox> I'm back, and I brought my shotgun. GET OFFA MY LAWN! <GMH> YOU WANNA SHOTGUN FIGHT OLD MAN? <GMH> I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOTGUN FIGHT * IllFlower restrains GMH * GMH elbows illflower in the nose [...] <TParadox> Going to bed. <GMH> night <IllFlower> Later, TParadox. *** TParadox has quit IRC (Quit: *shoots GMH in the kneecap*)
<Nitya> "It is only equipped with a 12.6mm Vulcan, but it gets additional firepower by eating chili peppers or a car battery, after which the elephant becomes able to breathe fire or to shoot lightning from it's proboscis." it's an exciting time to be a soldier
<IllFlower> this intermixing of women's volleyball and mech conversations is providing me with some very, very strange mental images <Adri_> QUICK somebody find Women's Volleyball Mechs! <RocketDude> Mech Volleyball, discontinued after 187 spectators were killed in an accident at the Zanzibar Nationals
<Iverum> Buttercupistiny: Thank you for being a sane and reasonable Catholic woman. <Buttercupistiny> You're very welcome. <Buttercupistiny> Though I might challenge you on calling me sane. <IllFlower> Just let him call you sane and be done with it, Buttercupistiny. You can tear off his head and eat his entrails later. <Buttercupistiny> :D he will make a yummy feast <Iverum> I'm actually very bony.
<Barcode[Starcraft> y'awl ohtakooze are trash <Barcode[Starcraft> sci fi and western mecha for me <GMH> hahahahahaha <GMH> i thought you wrote "ohtakoozie" <GMH> that sounds like a midwestern town <GMH> someone needs to write about a fictional minnesota town called ohtakoozie <GMH> populated by geeks <IllFlower> It's like Lake Wobegon, except nobody cares.
* Charlatan humps a lamp post <Charlatan> Assdocks <Charlatan> Assdocks? <Charlatan> Assdocks! <Charlatan> Ahohoho, I drank 2 hours earlier and it's just kicking in <Charlatan> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <CTrombley> What did you drink, Charlatan? <Charlatan> Some local brew named Open Pit Porter <Charlatan> Ass <Charlatan> Assssssssssss <Charlatan> Ass on a stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick <CTrombley> How many did you have? <Charlatan> A bit under half a pint <Charlatan> Half a pint <Charlatan> of assssssssssss <CTrombley> I prefer beers. Last time I went to a party people did Jello Shots and they weren't able to gauge how drunk they were properly. <Charlatan> jello ass <Charlatan> ass shots <Charlatan> DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW <Charlatan> WHO THE FUCK I AM? <Charlatan> I'M THE CHARLINAUT, BITCH <Charlatan> I'MMA HITCHU WIT <Charlatan> WITH <Charlatan> WITH ASS <jseblan> Charlinaut doesn't sound good <jseblan> Charlanaut is better <Charlatan> Charly and the Charlanauts <Charlatan> I'M THE DRUNKEST GREEK MYTH <Charlatan> I'm the drunkest Greek ass
<Sat> I'M NOT BEING FUCKING TSUNDERE
<Zudak> blamspam: I literally didn't know it was Easter until Sunshine Werewolf said something about chocolate rabbits <blamspam> You GODLESS HEATHEN! * blamspam sends you a delicious chocolate Jesus <Rotty> Take, eat. This is his body.
<fatestayinthekitchen> i guess even antinatalists like lesbians
<Beorc> Clearly you were male in all of your past lives and are now suffering extreme gender confusion, ShoujiAn. <ShoujiAn> I wouldn't say it's extreme really. <NorthNo2> It's only a mild ghost penis