<Nitya> see, it's important we establish gatekeepers, because what if somebody feels they should cut off their dick but is actually just joking
<Saladofstones> okay
<Nitya> lookin at you salad i know you're all about dicks
<Saladofstones> I would never give up my dick
<Barcode> "give me my dick or give me death"
<Nitya> d is revolutionary
<Saladofstones> "you may take our wives and our land, but you'll never take our diiiiiicks"
<Saladofstones> [spoiler]they took mel gibson's dick[/spoiler]
<Nitya> oh no

<Saladofstones> seems like they were worried about having a maoist revolution of some sorts
<Saladofstones> there are too many isms in communism
<Saladofstones> we need a new proletariat revolution and combine all the isms into one big ism
<Saladofstones> we shall call it the great ism, and it shall be glorious

<Jack> look
<Jack> fuck you and you're spelling
<Jack> I'm just going to come up with my own loanguage
<Jack> it will be like english
<Jack> but it will be spelled however if ukcing please

<Jbridge> Oh well, I got other stuff too.
<RocketDude> Don't tell me you bought a body pillow
<Jbridge> Like an airsoft pistol for a friend.
<Jbridge> HK 116E.
<jseblan> an H&K body pillow
<RocketDude> On one side is an MP5, the other is the same gun, but field-stripped.

<IllFlower> Oh, whoa, Tzetze has more quotes than I do in the QDB, now it looks less like a place to stroke my own ego

<BonSequitur> Fucking babies, how do they work?
<JackMackerel> P0n0s into vag00

<Tibetanfox> THIS IS A SHOWDOWN BETWEEN TWO PIMPS
<Tibetanfox> ALTHOUGH KB IS THE PIMPINGEST PIMP.
<Tibetanfox> HE IS MAYOR OF PIMPTOWN.
<Tibetanfox> HE HAS ALL THE BITCHES.
<Tibetanfox> ALL OF THEM.
<Lin_Chong> All of the-damn it.

<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.

<SpruceZeus> IT WILL NEVER BE OGRE
<Fiora> maybe it'll be ogre when they don't feel like making asses of themselves anymore?
<Fiora> </stretched pun>
<SpruceZeus> ...wait, when did Shrek become a series of horror films
<SpruceZeus> ^^ahahaha
<SpruceZeus> thats awfully catty of you, Fiora 
<SpruceZeus> ...but i think i'm just dragon this out, now
<SpruceZeus> ...yeah, i think a fourth shrek movie is definitely ogredoing it
<SpruceZeus> i mean, they're practically swamping us in these
<Barcode> </stretched pun> --> looks at "asses"
<SpruceZeus> X____X

<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I don't get people's hatred of 'fujoshi'
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I can't go 5 steps on /a/ without someone lamenting them
<IllFlower> I think it's just tribalism.
<IllFlower> Like G.R.O.S.S. from Calvin and Hobbes, except less funny and more sad.
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh okay
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> well when you're sadder than a deranged blonde kid who talks to animals
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> ...
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh my god replace hobbes with waifus and you have /jp/