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<sporkaganza> Nobody uses proxies.
<sporkaganza> Lol at people named nobody where you can make weird grammar/semantics jokes
<sporkaganza> Nobody is a very interesting person.
<sporkaganza> Nobody cares about today's issues.
<Nobody> Nobody cares about YOU!
<sporkaganza> Nobody listens to what you have to say.
<sporkaganza> Nobody helps you when you're down.
<Barcode> Nobody's just that great of a guy.
<sporkaganza> Nobody is a true friend to you.
<cts> Nobody wants to give you up?.3
<GMH> Nobody plans to let you down.
<sporkaganza> Nobody's gonna run around and desert you.
<Nobody> Nobody's gonna make you cry
<Nobody> Nobody's gonna tell a lie and hurt you

<BonSequitur> Fucking babies, how do they work?
<JackMackerel> P0n0s into vag00

<SpruceZeus> HOLY JUMPED-UP JUNIPER ON AN EXPRESSWAY
<SpruceZeus> YOU LEAF-EATING SON OF A SIDEWALK
<SpruceZeus> YOU MANGY IMPROPERLY CALIBRATED BEARER OF AN ECHIDNA
<SpruceZeus> MAY ALL YOUR TOENAILS TURN PURPLE AND YOUR NEIGHBORS SING CHER'S GREATEST HITS UNTIL YOU GO COMPLETELY INSANE

<JuanCarlos> bluh, therapist appointment in about...three hours. Suddenly, doubts
<Barcode> I read that as "the rapist appointment"
<eX> no wonder he has doubts

*** GuitarBizarre is now known as KittyBiz
*** KittyBiz is now known as PhoneBizarre
*** PhoneBizarre is now known as SleepyBiz
*** SleepyBiz is now known as ShowerBiz
<TParadox> Next one should be BannedBiz

<IllFlower> I would write a Solstace/Tzetze haiku, but just writing out their names takes nine of the seventeen mora I have available
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<IllFlower> ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス but that lacks the essential //poetry// of a haiku.
<IllFlower> On the other hand, since nobody here can actually read that, I'll just write random Japanese gibberish and pretend it's Soltze haiku.
<oneironaut> @translate ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス
<Omnipresence> oneironaut: Google translation from Japanese (auto-detected) to English: Tsetse brute mouth gently Sorusutasu

<IronyAdams> Hey GMH
<IronyAdams> Wanna join us? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvb54ylO-vw
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - Klezmer Bad Romance
<IronyAdams> Oops

<AliceTensei> And then Amazon took over the world by amassing an arsenal of nuclear warheads.
<jseblan> if that includes free shipping for everyone I'm in

<Nitya> Probably not, no, since I don't have a hot girlfriend to lez out w- no, okay, that is a disgusting word.

<AlbertAndreasArmadillo> Oh, he considers psychiatrists to be as bad as the Khmer Rouge. I wonder if he's a holocaust denial too
<Legionnaire> Who?
<Nova> He's a denial!
<Nova> My god.
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> </SmellsLikeTeenSpirit>