<JBridge> Why is a cow?
<Macha> to get to the other side.

<YasakaKanako> HAHAHA MY ANGST COCK IS BIGGER AND BETTER THAN YOURS

<TheCharlinaut> Figures.
<TheCharlinaut> Heaven has angels playing trumpets.
<TheCharlinaut> Hell has...Vuvuzelas.

<Miijhal> Even a master martial artist like Jackie Chan can't always pull out fast enough

<Myrdradek> Let me tell you about running as fast as you can and staying still: The Myrdradek story
<Nitya> oh, good that you got a working treadmill
<Barcode> ^
<ponicalica> ^
<Section42L> ^

<Nitya> [[scroogle]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Google
<Nitya> oh nice
<Nitya> [[micro$oft]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Microsoft
<Nitya> yes.
<Nitya> is there one for amazon... [[criticism of amazon]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Kindle

<JBridge> Because if you jump too early or just forget to double jump, you'll just get a face full of robo-crotch.

<TParadox> So Lockon came back and said "I need to atone! I need to atone!" for several pages, then the thread got locked. Anything more interesting happen between coming back and getting locked?
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> Not really, I think.
<Wicked223> No, just lots of implied lesbian rape.
<Doomlewa> the usual

<Iverum> Bluh, I have a calcium deficiency.
<Barcode> drink more milk then
<divert_time> or kill Barcode and eat his bones
<Barcode> i'll have you know that I have all sorts of methods of neutralizing calcium-deficient threats
<AliceTensei> Kill Barcode and eat his bones mixed with milk. Made from bones.
<KanyarMaryam> .decide read more about meditation | sew | write gay porn
<feepbot> KanyarMaryam: write gay porn
<Nitya> eat gay porn made from barcode's bones.
<divert_time> write gay porn involving Barcode's bones
<KanyarMaryam> So I'm going to write the porn on his bones...?
<KanyarMaryam> And it will involve them?

<Nitya> If I don't successfully pick up 420 girls, I am going to die in a lot of different ways.