<Nitya> "Pitches film where Scarlett Johansson uses 100% of her genome at once"
<Myrdradek> She already does amiright guys
* Myrdradek opens a beer can with his nose
<Nitya> is that... a sex joke? i'm not sure.

[discussing how the German "Laden" means "shop"]
<Saladofstones> Osama Bin-Shopping Center
<Saladofstones> always having a blowout sale

<ponicalica> StarGirl00: How are you today?
<StarGirl00> God

<Fiora> Foolish peons!  You think you can fluster Queen Fiora with your childish quibbles?  Hopeless idiots... you will pay for your insolence when my inquisitors take over the channel and crush you all like bugs!  Like bugs, I sayyyyyyy!

<JBridge> Oh, this is gonna sting.
<feepbot> JBridge: Barcode left a note 22 hours, 2 minutes ago: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/12/03/cardboard-children-dust-tactics/ «And it is QUICK. It is a fucking slaughter. Last night I set up for a quick game, won, and put the game away again in HALF A FUCKING HOUR. Think about that. A whole battle played in the time it takes to watch an episode of The Golden Girls.»
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 48 minutes ago: Upload some silly subs to Omnibooru.
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 5 minutes ago: New episode of Fate/Zero out! Download it!
<feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 14 hours, 5 minutes ago: Find some way to remember things that doesn't involve leaving notes for yourself on IRC!
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 4 minutes ago: Never!
<feepbot> JBridge: Cosman246 left a note 14 hours, 4 minutes ago: Eat a live frog in the morning
<feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 14 hours, 3 minutes ago: Oh, and look up that  thing you were going to look up.
<feepbot> JBridge: Nitya left a note 14 hours, 2 minutes ago: lolol notes, etc.
<feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 13 hours, 59 minutes ago: John G killed your wife. Hunt him down and kill him.
<feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 13 hours, 57 minutes ago: Actually, you don't have a wife. Nitya planted a false memory in your head! Hunt *him* down and kill him.
<feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 13 hours, 56 minutes ago: Don't listen to IllFlower's lies!
<feepbot> JBridge: JackMackerel left a note 13 hours, 55 minutes ago: SUFFER LIKE TSUKASA DID. GO SOLSTACE
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<feepbot> JBridge: Solstace left a note 13 hours, 54 minutes ago: Sooo, about that vidja card.....
<feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 13 hours, 53 minutes ago: LORd used the video card to kill Nitya!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

<BonSequitur> So, so much sympathy for Santorum.
<BonSequitur> Really. I am literally gushing sympathy for the poor, poor man.
<CTrombley> Are you politically conservative, Bonne?
<BonSequitur> No, I'm sarcastic.
<CTrombley> A very common political conviction.

<Raine|Saigyouji|DDP> One day, there will be a forum with no basketcases. It will consist of a single post saying "Hello".

<Alkthash> Yen notes danmaku?
<Alkthash> Somebody make that fangame.
<zeroplusalpha> I believe that's called "investment banking."

<Cultist> Well what do you stuff into things? Tofu-filled celery? Ridiculous.
<Cultist> And then.. you could stab the celery into a potato
<Barcodere> a chunk of tofu stuffed with jalapeño stuffed into a pumpkin
<Barcodere> pofuño

<GMH> Hey Hollywood!
<GMH> Get out of here!  We don't serve lib'rals here!
* Hollywood has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)