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[discussing how the German "Laden" means "shop"] <Saladofstones> Osama Bin-Shopping Center <Saladofstones> always having a blowout sale
[discussing how the German "Laden" means "shop"] <Saladofstones> Osama Bin-Shopping Center <Saladofstones> always having a blowout sale
<zeroplusalpha> But look, it was Shinobi, and like, it's really REALLY hard, and I've been trying to finish it since the game's release in 2002. <Tcaolin> I could whip you or something I suppose. and if it's any consolation I've spent an unreasonable amount of time playing flash games this week <blamspam> You /would/ want to go whipping him, pervert <blamspam> ♥
<Pyroninja42> He can cover his tracks well, that's for sure. <Pyroninja42> It took hours for us to even realize that he's still here.
<JBridge> Oh, this is gonna sting. <feepbot> JBridge: Barcode left a note 22 hours, 2 minutes ago: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/12/03/cardboard-children-dust-tactics/ «And it is QUICK. It is a fucking slaughter. Last night I set up for a quick game, won, and put the game away again in HALF A FUCKING HOUR. Think about that. A whole battle played in the time it takes to watch an episode of The Golden Girls.» <feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 48 minutes ago: Upload some silly subs to Omnibooru. <feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 5 minutes ago: New episode of Fate/Zero out! Download it! <feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 14 hours, 5 minutes ago: Find some way to remember things that doesn't involve leaving notes for yourself on IRC! <feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 4 minutes ago: Never! <feepbot> JBridge: Cosman246 left a note 14 hours, 4 minutes ago: Eat a live frog in the morning <feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 14 hours, 3 minutes ago: Oh, and look up that thing you were going to look up. <feepbot> JBridge: Nitya left a note 14 hours, 2 minutes ago: lolol notes, etc. <feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 13 hours, 59 minutes ago: John G killed your wife. Hunt him down and kill him. <feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 13 hours, 57 minutes ago: Actually, you don't have a wife. Nitya planted a false memory in your head! Hunt *him* down and kill him. <feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 13 hours, 56 minutes ago: Don't listen to IllFlower's lies! <feepbot> JBridge: JackMackerel left a note 13 hours, 55 minutes ago: SUFFER LIKE TSUKASA DID. GO SOLSTACE <feepbot> JBridge: Cosman246 left a note 13 hours, 55 minutes ago: Join diasp.org <feepbot> JBridge: Solstace left a note 13 hours, 54 minutes ago: Sooo, about that vidja card..... <feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 13 hours, 53 minutes ago: LORd used the video card to kill Nitya!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
<Wallabu> Can you possibly point me in the direction of a stats book that doesn't use fucking lobotomized hamsters in every example problem <Wallabu> God, I hated that book. <Barcode[PATV]> lobotomized...hamsters <HederaHelix> Seriously, lobotomized hamsters? <Nitya> one of my calc books had an exercise about yams in pretty much every section <blamspam> Yams aren't enough to get a person through calculus. <HederaHelix> Yams are more socially acceptable a topic than lobotomized hamsters, though... <HederaHelix> The only way it could be topped is if the examples were of lobotomized hamsters eating yams. <ColorPrinter> In an economic textbook <ColorPrinter> The economic impact of lobotomized hamsters eating yams
<jseblan> I appear to be listening to a dubstep remix of the Gravity Falls theme <jseblan> help <ponicalica> well it is a show named after what causes things to drop
<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7aF_FhALzs <JBridge> God damn. <Tibetanfox> THE FUCK IS THAT? <JBridge> That is a video that is 478 hours long. <JBridge> I dare you to watch the whole video in one sitting. <poniboy> Is that even possible? <Tibetanfox> poniboy: With enough meth, anything is possible. <Tibetanfox> But mainly a heart attack.
* Iverum reads Barcodes origin story and imagines the old meaning of dork. <Nitya> Penis? <Iverum> Penis. <Barcode> I don't think anyone's penis has enough mass to break through even a window screen at thrown velocities <Iverum> You've never seen mine. <Barcode> also that would be tremendously bloody and great, mental images <Nitya> Just get a bundle of penises, tied together. <Nitya> Nobody said it was a human penis, anyway. <JBridge> Penile defenestration. <JBridge> Never thought I'd say that. <Barcode> yes, well, you tell me how a canadian gets a hold of an elephant cock <Nitya> Expertly?
<IllFlower> "iOS developer Kaleb Butt noticed yet another feature" // must not make this guy the butt of a joke... must...
<Lin_Chong> I hate legal homework. <Lin_Chong> Fuck it. <zeroplusalpha> Singapore is still English common law, with few eccentricities, yes? <Lin_Chong> Yes. <zeroplusalpha> Not a fan of trial without jury aspect, I have to say. <Lin_Chong> That's bad. <Lin_Chong> But what's getting me is the FUCKING CONTRACTS FUCK CONTRACTS FUCK FUCK FUCK <Lin_Chong> ...sorry. <Charlatan> /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ <Lin_Chong> FUCK YOU TOO <Lin_Chong> GODDAMN FUCKING CAT RAT <Lin_Chong> FUCKING HEAT DEATH <Lin_Chong> FUCKING TORMENTING KIDS <Lin_Chong> NO LONGER SORRY