Room 208

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#62

Rated 65 by 12 users 
<BonSequitur> Sorry.
<BonSequitur> Sometimes the evil gets the better of me.
<BonSequitur> I've been working on it. I hardly ever wake up with a dead twelve-year-old covered in blood next to me.
<BonSequitur> Anymore.

#1186

Rated 44 by 3 users 
<jseblan> oh man I love quicksaving/quickloading in Skyrim's PC version
<jseblan> "God I hate Nazeem" *F5* "haha I killed Nazeem" *F9* "I'll kill him again and again and again and again-"

#588

Rated 53 by 8 users 
<Wicked223> @g in the solstace's bayou group of indigenous peoples, cannibalism is an important rite of passage, usually involving a gigantic battle to the death, followed by devouring the losers and a giant orgy with girls and stuff
<Solstace> We call it Mardi Gras.

#60

Rated 56 by 9 users 
<IllFlower> My eyes, they are full of code... >_>
<IllFlower> I've put 336 lines of code into Omnipresence in the past day. It's probably time for a break...
<JBridge> Weakling!
<Zizoz> That's less than one line every four minutes!

#728

Rated 34 by 2 users 
<Miijhal> But, just as a comparison, mountain dew is only about four times more acidic than vaginal fluid.
<Miijhal> Obviously having sex makes your dick melt.
<Barchores> I had no idea women were actually xenomorphs

#100

Rated 56 by 9 users 
<Barcode> why did someone bump my asexuality/homosexuality topic ;_;
<Logopolis> Because a lot of people enjoy bumping homosexuals.

#933

Rated 62 by 15 users 
<Buttercupistiny> DOODLEBUG
<Buttercupistiny> I FINISH SCHOOL ON THE SIXTH
<Haven|SerendipityGospels> School story, bro

#421

Rated 44 by 6 users 
<StarGirl00> At least this guy got to the point
<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: female ?
    You: yes
    Stranger: would you plz rate my dick ? it would mean alot to me :/ plz be honest
   [You have disconnected.]

#1165

Rated 76 by 12 users 
<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> @topic Saltybet is the most pointless, ridiculous, absurd waste of time yet invented thus far. It's also hilarious. Watch it.
<Omnipresence> SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan: Topic messages may not exceed 96 characters in length.
<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> @topic MY DICK EXCEEDS 96 CHARACTERS IN LENGTH.
* Omnipresence has changed the topic to: Read me first: https://room208.org/yackfest/ | <SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> MY DICK EXCEEDS 96 CHARACTERS IN LENGTH.
<SpruceZeus> that is basically the most charlatan thing
<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> SpruceZeus: *tips hat*

#1073

Rated 51 by 16 users 
<Tibetanfox> Seriously, if a company has good IP and a business model that doesn't suck, my wallet opens like a groupie's legs backstage after a rock concert.