<Cultist> Well what do you stuff into things? Tofu-filled celery? Ridiculous.
<Cultist> And then.. you could stab the celery into a potato
<Barcodere> a chunk of tofu stuffed with jalapeño stuffed into a pumpkin
<Barcodere> pofuño

<Nitya> "Silence of the Electric Sheep's final cut version!  Deckard and Hannibal's replicant have a showdown!"

<Electivirus> 8XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD - Emoticon
<Saturn> Is that an Accordion Penis?

<StarGirl00> Care Bears BDSM/noncon porn.
<NoimportaReturns> 1. where do you find this stuff? 2. Why do you let us know it exists?

<JackMackerel> WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO VEGETABLES
<JackMackerel> YOU KNOW HOW TO EAT, AND SO DO I
<GMH> A BALANCED DIET'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF
<GMH> YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY CHICKEN FRY
<GMH> I....JUST WANNA TELL YOU WHAT I'M EATING
<GMH> GOTTA GIVE YOU...DIGESTION
<JackMackerel> AAAAND IF I TELL YOU WHAT I'M EATING
<JackMackerel> DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TOO, FULL TO EAT

<Miijhal> But, just as a comparison, mountain dew is only about four times more acidic than vaginal fluid.
<Miijhal> Obviously having sex makes your dick melt.
<Barchores> I had no idea women were actually xenomorphs

<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.

<GuitarBizarre> FieldsOfPorn: I love the idea that the fact I'm not overly reliant on a huge stash of digitised naked women, is somehow cause to believe I'm square.
<GuitarBizarre> The reality is, I'm too busy ballin' mad honeys to bother with porn.
<FieldsOfPorn> GuitarBizarre: Hey, I don't have a stash of naked woman. No, what makes you a square is a lack of a cache of pictures of men doing it. God.
<GuitarBizarre>  FieldsOfPorn: {{only straight male}}
<TropeBot> Trope OnlyStraightMale doesn't exist. Closest match: Even The Guys Want Him http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenTheGuysWantHim
<GuitarBizarre> I believe the tropebot link is explanation enough.

<ColorPrinter> Here's a hint: I and E
<ColorPrinter> and nternet and xplorer
<RocketDude> Enternet Ixplorer
<RocketDude> Do I win anything

<Kashchei> the clitoris?
<Noimporta> And what would that be?