<JuanCarlos> oooh ooh, I know! An estranged parent dies of cancer making the guy leave her place besides his lady and then he has to go to war! <JuanCarlos> It'll be a bestseller~ <zeroplusalpha> I think that's already been written by that guy. <JuanCarlos> :< <zeroplusalpha> Or did you mean the dead estranged parent has to go to war, because now we're dealing with an /entirely/ different kind of story. <cts> Gone with the Dead
<BonSequitur> Fucking babies, how do they work? <JackMackerel> P0n0s into vag00
<IllFlower> My eyes, they are full of code... >_> <IllFlower> I've put 336 lines of code into Omnipresence in the past day. It's probably time for a break... <JBridge> Weakling! <Zizoz> That's less than one line every four minutes!
<Solstace> The little girls probably have to fellate, too. <Nitya> evil life suckers <LORd[Nisemonogatari]> oh. makes sense I guess (much as it pains to say) *** Dove has joined #yackfest <Arha> It's always nice to come into the channel and have the first thing you read be about little girls fellating *** Dove has quit [Client Quit] <Arha> You never let me down, yackfest *** Legionnaire has quit [Client Quit]
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You: hi
Stranger: i wanna be dominated
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<Fiora> So like, if you mix us, you get a tasty lemonade? <Fiora> So like, does this mean me/Illflower is called "lemonade" now <IllFlower> Fanfiction has taught me to regard anything related to lemons with some skepticism! <Fiora> ... good point :< <Fiora> Um... limeade! <ponicalica> Isn't lime also a pornographic fanfic genre? <Fiora> ... I... wouldn't know ._. <Nova> i think it's softcore, if i remember correctly <kingCrackers> Lemons, limes, oranges. <Nova> I don't think oranges are a term. <Nitya> they are delicious, however. <kingCrackers> If it's a citrus, it's got fucking. <divert_time> what about tangerines, in that case? <divert_time> or clementines? <Nitya> Also delicious. <ponicalica> those are the kinky stuff <divert_time> grapefruit <Fiora> Stop associating tasty fruits with porn >_< <divert_time> I don't want to know what kind of fanfic grapefruits stand for <Nova> hey, we haven't even gotten into apples yet <Fiora> ahhhhhhhh ._. <kingCrackers> Clearly there is a fanfic genre called beef.
<IllFlower> Were we just all simultaneously in the shower? <IllFlower> Freaky. <Barcodrawing> Great. Now we're going to have to name this The Shower Incident. <Rig> Let's not.
<jseblan> thing that annoys me in Saints Row 3: There are no socks in Steelport <Barcode> socks ain't gangsta <jseblan> but how am I going to make a cute tsundere character without thigh-high socks <jseblan> I mean seriously <Nitya> b-baka, i ain't pop a cap in yo ass because i like you or anything
<Alkthash> the minesweeper fix has turned me onto a whole new genre of smut.
<GuitarBizarre> I'm now imagining a gigantic penis plane, carpet bombing a fat italian man's vagina with exploding semen. <GuitarBizarre> Thankyou internet.