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<iamb> It's like riffing an acid trip with explosions.
<iamb> It's like riffing an acid trip with explosions.
<Nitya> mindfuck city is where I was born <Nova> that does explain a lot
<Rig> How do I convince someone to stop doing terrible things? <Juan> I normally recommend murder <Rig> Well, they're my boss. <Rig> And I don't think promotion works that way here. <IllFlower> Find a way to connect the consequences of said terrible thing to the literal end of the world. <Rig> Reinventing HTTP error codes? <IllFlower> "If it takes too much effort to use our API, nobody will use it and we'll all die starving and alone in the streets." <Rig> "Yeah, well, that's why you're all required to use it for our in-house projects." <IllFlower> "We'll lose tons of productivity, your manager will find out, and you'll die starving and alone in the streets." <Rig> He is the manager. ;-; There is only one person above him. <IllFlower> I'd keep hammering in the part where he inevitably dies starving and alone in the streets.
<Nitya> video game joke, libertarian joke, music joke, electronics joke, music joke <GMH> Why did Mario cross the road? To get to the Princess! Why was the Princess on the other side of the road? Because her job was over there! Why was her job over there? Because she gets so few gigs as an oboist! Why does she get so few gigs as a oboist? Because her case didn't contain a bigger hard drive! Why didn't her case contain a bigger hard drive? Because her instrument's repertoire is so small!
<Kirino> i still am not that versed in <Kirino> stripping
<Alkthash> Blah, still debating if I should get a cat. <Juan> no <Juan> get a fucking lion, i dunno <Juan> you get the adorableness of cats and the rage of...you know...a lion <Juan> also, if you tie it right and you sit in a leather chair, you can stroke its mane and act like some kind of bond villain <Alkthash> I don't have a leather chair. Just leather couches. <Alkthash> I will not be The Dude of Bond villains.
<CyberCharlatan> I CAN SEE FOREVER AND IT'S FULL OF LESBIANS
<GuitarBizarre> KChasm: in uberwald, anyone can create thunder by counting.
<sporkaganza> how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
<AlbertAndreasArmadillo> Oh, he considers psychiatrists to be as bad as the Khmer Rouge. I wonder if he's a holocaust denial too <Legionnaire> Who? <Nova> He's a denial! <Nova> My god. <ponicalica> a denial <ponicalica> a denial <ponicalica> a denial <ponicalica> </SmellsLikeTeenSpirit>