Room 208

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#639

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Motoko> そうなの?これは日本語じゃないかなぁ・・・
<U_B> All I'm getting out of that is "bla bla bla?  Bla bla Japanese Language bla bla bla trailing off I am a foreign spy"

#1286

Rated 44 by 3 users
<zeroplusalpha> What is my sudden obsession with quintuplets???

#946

Rated 68 by 8 users
<ponicalica> of course not, and ignore the meth I'm taking off this gay prostitute

#743

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> There'll be the original Charlatan, and then there'll be Charla-tan, your cute moe anthropomorphism. Also Char-latan, purveyor of branded grilling products.

#698

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Noimporta> Noimporta: No, Tzetze is the black mage.
<Juan> talking to yourself now?
<Noimporta> Only way to find decent conversation here.
<Juan> I'm sure you stole that from someone, but I can't remember who. Groucho Marx, I think?
<Noimporta> Maybe?
<Noimporta> I actually stole it from Megatron, but he might've stolen it from Groucho.

#839

Rated 44 by 3 users
<BarcoDoomRL> killed the dimensional shambled
<BarcoDoomRL> quite frankly it was scary. suddenly, quake monster in my doom
<Generality> Is that like peanut butter in your chocolate?
<BarcoDoomRL> except the peanut butter is the size of an SUV standing on its bumper, is organic, throws blasts of nondescript, damaging energy at you, and teleports every other turn

#1139

Rated 62 by 11 users
<taelor> Awhile back I saw a tumblr post describing the poster's indecision about whether or not he should continue a tumblr argument with a juggalo, and it made me think: what kind of life choices do you have to make where "should I get into a flamewar with a juggalo today?" is a reasonable question that you have to stop and think about.

#481

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Rotty> Wait, what's a homophone of "lesbian"?
<JackMackerel> @Rotty - I got Les Bein'
<Rotty> Les bein', more becomin'
<Rustedsoda> So, Japan is like

#969

Rated 82 by 17 users
<Rashi> All I know about sex is from Japanese pornography and zoology texts, which is probably a perfect storm of Bad Things To Know.

#828

Rated 51 by 4 users
<RocketDude> Okay, fine, I'll give you that, but it still had to do with impractically large dicks, so my point stands