<Barcode> I was gonna settle down for the night, but I can mayyyybe fit in a single game if you're quick in wrnagling others. <RocketDude> if you're quick in wrnagling others. < Jeep Wrnagler <Barcode> if you're quick in jeeping others* <RocketDude> Jeepers!
<Barcode> Finally! Success in video games, once more! <Nitya> How many points? <Barcode> On the contrary, my team and I bested another team in the ring of honour. <RocketDude> But what did you do with the fight money? <AliceTensei> Cocaine and prostitutes, clearly. <Barcode> the stereotypical answer owuld have been: battlemechs <jseblan> Cocaine and mechs with boobs and STDs, then <RocketDude> At least he didn't buy two of every animal on earth. <AliceTensei> That is a horrifying mental image. <RocketDude> Or two of every boat on earth <AliceTensei> Two of every mech. <RocketDude> And then he herded them onto a dropship, and then he beat the crap out of every single one <AliceTensei> With a feather duster? <RocketDude> ...Ten pints of Stella and a dollop of chlamydia. <AliceTensei> Anyone who drinks Stella should be shot on sight. With an anti-tank rifle. <jseblan> we managed to mix together in one conversation Battletech, Team Fortress 2, alcohol, STDs, prostitution and drugs. I am crying right now.
<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni. <Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back. <Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls. <Iverum> Welp. <Iverum> We can leave now. <Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace. <Xeniera> Hahahahahaha <Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.
<ColorPrinter> "The Water Buffalo Cow gores The Minotaur in the head with her right horn, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!" <ColorPrinter> I don't even <ColorPrinter> A minotaur just got its ass handed to it by a few humans (i have no idea where they came from), and my livestock.
<MondayFridayPlane> !pickpocket GMH * Mio-chan approaches GMH stealthily... * Mio-chan fingers GMH's pocket and pilfers... <Mio-chan> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07! * Mio-chan blushes deeply upon seeing the doujins. * GMH approaches Mio-chan stealthily... * GMH fingers Mio-chan's pocket and pilfers... <GMH> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07! * GMH drops and washes hands upon seeing the bodily fluids covering them.
<Alicia> Fabulous moaning right here.
<jseblan> thing that annoys me in Saints Row 3: There are no socks in Steelport <Barcode> socks ain't gangsta <jseblan> but how am I going to make a cute tsundere character without thigh-high socks <jseblan> I mean seriously <Nitya> b-baka, i ain't pop a cap in yo ass because i like you or anything
<Saladofstones> also had a nightmare where the world was being attacked by gross looking demons <Saladofstones> and I happened to get called up by my friend and said "hey all these demons are killing people, we need a janitor, and you need some money. You game?" <Saladofstones> cue me cleaning up blood and putting heads and limbs in buckets while demon apocalypse <Barcode> your friend has his priorities straight
<Puffin> I find a humanities major and offhandedly mention that I got paid $20,000 to study bugs fucking each other
<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.