<Dove> Back <GuitarBizarre> Dove - Am I to assume you're Black Dove? <lockon> 'lo dovey <lockon> only one way to find out <lockon> ALICE ALICE ALICE? <Dove> Yeah ALICE! <lockon> ALIIIIIIICE! <Dove> Yes, I'm black Dove. <Dove> ALIIIIIIIIIIIIICEE <Dove> There.
<Loki_Weyland> Fuck yes, I just ordered my 2 TB external hard drive. <IllFlower> Loki_Weyland, your porn collection might be getting a little out of hand. <Loki_Weyland> My porn collection isn't even 40 GB. <Loki_Weyland> This is for my anime. <IllFlower> You say that as if you watch any non-porn anime. <IllFlower> Also, "not even" 40 gigabytes is not how most people would describe it. <Loki_Weyland> I've seen people bragging about having external hard drives JUST for porn. 40 GB is nothing. <IllFlower> I haven't seen those people, so as far as I'm aware, you are to porn as Scrooge McDuck is to piles of money. <goatboy> He swims in it?
<Rig> I'm like stairs because it's a lot of work to get me up, but going down can be lots of fun.
<Rig> I want to see a lady covered in spiders.
<BarcoDoomRL> killed the dimensional shambled <BarcoDoomRL> quite frankly it was scary. suddenly, quake monster in my doom <Generality> Is that like peanut butter in your chocolate? <BarcoDoomRL> except the peanut butter is the size of an SUV standing on its bumper, is organic, throws blasts of nondescript, damaging energy at you, and teleports every other turn
<taelor> So apparently, alice = lewis carrol's penis.
<CyberCharlatan> I CAN SEE FOREVER AND IT'S FULL OF LESBIANS
<Arisaka> If nukes were dicks, the Diebner bomb would require a microscope.
<YuleSequitur> You know what's stupid? <YuleSequitur> Right-wingers seem to actually be genuinely outraged and surprised that teacher's assemblies are incredibly left-wing. <YuleSequitur> What the fuck do you expect? You put a bunch of overeducated, underpaid public-sector workers together in a room, you should be thankful they don't decide to take up arms and overthrow the government. <Kaliayev> especially when the last 6 months has seen a concerted attack on teachers from those very same right wing sources. then again, they were the people who brought us "we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?", so, you know... <YuleSequitur> That should be added before any mention of the GOP primary debates: "From the people who brought you 'we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?' it's the GOP PRIMARY DEBATES! Chapter 17!"
<RocketDude> Oh yeah, Mod Approval and Parent/Chile relations <RocketDude> *Child <RocketDude> Pfft, Parent/Chile <Barcode> for the motherland