Room 208

Quote database

#57

Rated 23 by 5 users
<Fawriel> I've got hay fever. ... And a cold. ... they stack.

#83

Rated 71 by 21 users
<Brbcode> Making puns is the sport of kings.
<Natsuki> In that case, I advocate regicide.

#762

Rated 21 by 1 user
<Spacethash> So wait, in that game would Skrillex be a Paradigm member that is attempting to subvert Iroquois magic and hobo rituals and who must be shot on sight?

#62

Rated 65 by 12 users
<BonSequitur> Sorry.
<BonSequitur> Sometimes the evil gets the better of me.
<BonSequitur> I've been working on it. I hardly ever wake up with a dead twelve-year-old covered in blood next to me.
<BonSequitur> Anymore.

#921

Rated 70 by 9 users
<saladofstones> last time I QDB'd something I broke it
<saladofstones> and I don't think the all-mighty Illflower will stand for it again
<RocketDude> Just try it again.
<RocketDude> I'd do it, but lazy
<saladofstones> if I break everything I blame barcode
<Nitya> And barcode can blame Jackerel, thus completing the cycle.
<saladofstones> and then jackerel can get banned for our sins
<RocketDude> But who will Jackerel blame?
<Nitya> It doesn't matter because we'll kickban him because he's obviously lying and it was his fault.
<Barcode> forgive us, Vater, for we do not know what we do.

#1201

Rated 30 by 4 users
<IllFlower> *** EveryoneButUtnapishtim has quit (Excess Flood)

#3

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Iverum> Fake difficulty and sodomy!
<Iverum> The best game ever.
<GoggleFox> It's less so when you get deep enough.
<Iverum> Sounds like a gay bar.

#768

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Barcode> unlike TECHNAWLJEE, which invariably is plumes of smoke and gears
<Barcode> do not stand near plumes of gears

#969

Rated 82 by 17 users
<Rashi> All I know about sex is from Japanese pornography and zoology texts, which is probably a perfect storm of Bad Things To Know.

#598

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Tzetzuooooo> It's true.  It's so annoying just having your dick spill everywhere.