Room 208

Quote database

#876

Rated 38 by 5 users
<jseblan> wait, Champions Online uses procedural generation?
<Nitya> tons of stuff does
<Nitya> it's the new sexy
<jseblan> kind of old for a new sexy
<Nitya> everything new and sexy in computer science is actually like forty years old.
<RocketDude> So, is the actually new stuff even sexier, or is it like wine where the sexiness increases with age and why am I putting so much thought into this

#510

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Xeniera`sick> I think I violated the honor of the royal bacterium family, or something.
<Xeniera`sick> There's probably a bounty on my head, and every infection worth his weight in salt is out to collect.

#941

Rated 43 by 11 users
<gloomyApoplectic> BUUT OOMPALOOMPAS AND G SPOTS, CULTIST
<Cultist> NO WILLY WONKA PORN FOR YOU AONDEUG
<gloomyApoplectic> NOOOOO
<gloomyApoplectic> MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE

#651

Rated 61 by 6 users
<AliceTensei> Danbooru doesn't have Rule 63 Metal Gear Ray. It saddens me that stuff like that actively surprises me now.

#658

Rated 41 by 8 users
<TParadox> Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
<TParadox> Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

#317

Rated 69 by 19 users
<GMH> okay, give me a noun that you think fits "easily fooled"
<Darxzero> Voters

#411

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> Probably not, no, since I don't have a hot girlfriend to lez out w- no, okay, that is a disgusting word.

#65

Rated 25 by 12 users
<bloodpouch> i know it's winnipeg, but does it have to be so *cold* during the summer?
<iamathousandapples> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs_eMqI1MIQ
<Omnipresence> URL (1/1): YouTube - Winnipeg is a frozen shithole

#133

Rated 70 by 20 users
<DograMagra> "Could God make porn so disgusting that he couldn't fap to it?"  Good times.
<GMH> LOL
<GMH> WTF
<GMH> don't go outside, DograMagra, you might get hit by a penis-shaped bolt of lightning. 
<jseblan> Dogra: Maybe he can. The question is: Can he make porn so disgusting a human couldn't fap to it?

#264

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Jack> i'm on linux now, so, hacking is easy
<Jack> linux is like a badly-thought-out drug in an eighties movie in that way