<MondayFridayPlane> !pickpocket GMH * Mio-chan approaches GMH stealthily... * Mio-chan fingers GMH's pocket and pilfers... <Mio-chan> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07! * Mio-chan blushes deeply upon seeing the doujins. * GMH approaches Mio-chan stealthily... * GMH fingers Mio-chan's pocket and pilfers... <GMH> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07! * GMH drops and washes hands upon seeing the bodily fluids covering them.
* NonIndicativeHandle is now known as Pope * Scholastica is now known as Peter <Peter> I outrank you!
<JBridge> Because if you jump too early or just forget to double jump, you'll just get a face full of robo-crotch.
<jseblan> "Tropicana Essentials with Added Calcium and Vitamin D is an excellent source of Calcium and Vitamin D." NO SHIT SHERLOCK MY MIND IS BLOWN
[Saladofstones is playing ArmA] <Saladofstones> well <Saladofstones> this was something <Saladofstones> here we are in a tank, not any tank <Saladofstones> but a variant of tank specifically designed to fight other tanks, so we have three layers of armor <Saladofstones> one taliban with a grenade launcher gets a lucky hit, our ammo cooks off and we all die <Saladofstones> thats 500 million dollars well spent, Pentagon <Saladofstones> Someone got their 72 virgins instantly today <Haruspex> oneshotting a tank is worth at least a few virgins imo <Saladofstones> whats worse is that an APC survived a direct hit from my HEAT <Saladofstones> what happened is that our hyper velocity rounds are too fast <Saladofstones> so it went in one side of its thin armor and out the other and took out a tree <Haruspex> gotta go slow... and... armor piercingly <Saladofstones> I think this tank is either cursed or the spirit of technoallah was with the taliban today <Haruspex> also i thought the point of HEAT rounds was that they exploded while inside or something <Saladofstones> yup <Haruspex> you had one job heat round <Saladofstones> but the problem being it needs a specific set of circumstances to explode <Haruspex> but nooooo, gotta blow up a tree <Saladofstones> apparantely armor made of cardboard doesn't count <Haruspex> yeah, they expect thicker armor than a shitty apc has, right?
<Tibbles> Ah, nerds. Who else would think that gigantic hulking space marines in power armor and rainbow cartoon ponies were cool at the same time.
<krrackknut> Is Mapi here? <Nous> Mapi is here. Mapi is there. Mapi is everywhere. You and I are Mapi. You and I are one. All are one with Mapi. Mapi is one with all. <Nous> That totally didn't sound creepy.
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> oh wonderful, I knocked the ethernet cable loose again <Barcodrawing[Kitting]> this cable is awful. <RocketDude> Dang <RocketDude> Wait, how are you still talking to us <Barcodrawing[Kitting]> RocketDude: computers akimbo <RocketDude> Okay, I'm laughing at the image of a Neo clone spinning computer towers on his fingers <Barcodrawing[Kitting]> click *spinGRINGRINDGRINDINGNOISE* both towers now have broken hard drives
[The channel is discussing Osama bin Laden's death] <TOKAM> I feel like I have missed out on something big.
<zeroplusalpha> "Let x denote the lack of understanding demonstrated by zpa. Let y be the function of discussion by IRC. Deriving t = time from (x1, y1), how long will it take before zpa watches some moe anime instead?