<AliceTensei  "If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand" Hime?
[seconds later]
<RocketDude> Also, obviously, you have to find an anime character and make them understand that your son is "using Quake"
<AliceTensei> Hmm. Does the emperor of Japan have a daughter?
<AliceTensei> Ah. Yes he does.
<AliceTensei> So clearly, we need to find his daughter, and inform her about Quake.

<JBridge> And yeah, like I said. I lost a lot of blood a few days ago.
<Charlatan> Ouch.
<JBridge> Yeah.
<JBridge> Some crazy person jammed a needle into me.
<JBridge> I lost about a pint, I think.
<Charlatan> THIS IS WHY I SCREEN MY COCAINE DEALERS AHEAD OF TIME
<JBridge> Hey, at least I got juice and Cheez-Its out of it.

<GMH> anyone here speak russian?
<JBridge> Nein.
<AttObl> Iie.
<JetstreamJuan> no
<JetstreamJuan> that's spanish for no

<Saladofstones> what sort of horrific sounds have you created?
<Nitya> oh it's mostly gibberish.
<Saladofstones> anything roughly melodic?
<Nitya> uh
<Nitya> if you're open minded
<Saladofstones> you know I read hentai right?
<Saladofstones> I'm nothing if not adaptable

<saladofstones> it was great since we had her deciding if she wanted pancakes or waffles for breakfest, and you see two armies go to war with each other
<saladofstones> one with a banner that said WAFFLES and another that said PANCAKES
<saladofstones> and they just slaughtered each other until one side won
<saladofstones> while the viking's mind was a bunch of little girls in a playroom deciding things through democracy and being cute
<saladofstones> "SHALL THIS MAN LIVE OR DIE"

<AliceTensei> Yukari is weird anyway. I mean, this is the woman who decided the best position for a girl depressed to the point of suicide was princess of the underworld.

[discussing how the German "Laden" means "shop"]
<Saladofstones> Osama Bin-Shopping Center
<Saladofstones> always having a blowout sale

<JBridge> Sadly, that's not the first time I've seen mermaid porn with impossible undergarments.

<SpruceZeus> wow okay i shouldn't be surprised when i poke my head in and see a discussion about quake playing bdsm gynoids, but

<Solstace> HEY, NITYA, I HAVE A PDF FOR YOU!
<Nitya> OMGF!!!!!
<Nitya> ...oh my godding fuck? hm