<Nitya> You know what, I'm not going to click that.
<jseblan> they're golf club accessories
<jseblan> ...
<jseblan> they're not
<jseblan> nvm don't click that

<IllFlower> Hi GoggleFox. Hi box. Hi socks. Hi incoming lawsuit from Dr. Seuss' estate.

<Nitya> blamspam: you gonna pop up every time I mention penises?
<blamspam> nooo
<Nitya> you continue to deny the penis mojo
<blamspam> It's late enough that penises are officially the funniest thing ever
<blamspam> I'm laughing just thinking about it
<blamspam> oogly noogly penises
<blamspam> what would you do if your penis had a dolphin face on the end?
[Later...]
<Nitya> blamspam is very sensitive about her extreme penis girth

<Nitya> I mean, you still don't want to turn bolts with your fingers if you have a wrench. But just keep in mind that your fingers do other things, like write, regenerate, maybe cause the occasional orgasm.
<Nitya> I guess you could do the last with a wrench?
<Nitya> Probably wouldn't recommend that.

<Nitya> "D-Wave does have something today that’s more computationally-useful than a roast-beef sandwich;" good to know
<Barcode[WoT]> sandwiches power programmers.
<Glowsquid> What is the comptional usefulness of a roast beef sandwich? I need a sense of scale to get the joke
<Glowsquid> How does it compare to other sorts of sandwiches?????
<RocketDude> SANDVICH MAKE PROGRAMMER STRONG

<Lin_Chong> I really wonder about these advertising policies.
<Lin_Chong> Why do the bait-and-switch at all?
<Alkthash> Because tits are a fast way to get attention?
<Lin_Chong> Once people realize that it's not ecchi and instead a cheap MMPORG, then they'll just leave.
<Alkthash> Well yeah. But a few will stay around.
<TParadox> "BOOBIES! Oh, an MMO? Sure, why not."
<Alkthash> Oh wait I have to pay to do anything fun?
<TParadox> [[strike:It's just like real women!]]

[The channel is discussing Osama bin Laden's death]
<TOKAM> I feel like I have missed out on something big.

<Bjork> LisaMilton is Aon, right?
* LisaMilton is now known as LisaIsWriting
<LisaIsWriting> Quite possibly
<LisaIsWriting> I could be Saturn for all you know
<Bjork> LisaIsWriting: But Saturn's here...
* Saturn|Digging quit (Ping timeout: 192 seconds)
<Bjork> ...

<Alkthash> Stupid return key.
<Alkthash> Its trying to betray me.
<Alkthash> It's like Judas and MacBeth had a baby and had the baby trained by ninjas and Max Lord.

<Saladofstones> there was a saga of mendel and anne frank becoming a couple
<Haven> that's allele too much to handle