Room 208

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#592

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> Python is like C++ except without the self-harm

#16

Rated 19 by 6 users
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<GMH> HOLY WAT FUCK WHITESPACE

#1187

Rated 51 by 4 users
[discussing China Mieville]
<bogo_lode> i'm thinking more about his books
<bogo_lode> they essentially all have the protags win
<bogo_lode> but in a way that is horrible and despair inducing
<Barcode> and lo, the protagonists won so hard they became the villains and lost to themselves
<bogo_lode> that kinda happens in the squid one

#676

Rated 41 by 8 users
<JuanCarlos> bluh, therapist appointment in about...three hours. Suddenly, doubts
<Barcode> I read that as "the rapist appointment"
<eX> no wonder he has doubts

#345

Rated 53 by 20 users
<PhoneBizarre> Atheist motherfuckah in the hizzouse REPRESENT!
<Reyendo> < atheist 2
<PhoneBizarre> PREACH IT MAH BROTHA
<PhoneBizarre> RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
<Reyendo> AMEN, BROTHER!
<Reyendo> LET US SING PRAISES TO THE 
<Reyendo> FUCK

#1156

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Charlagrandma> Hello jseblan
<jseblan> are the cookies moist, Charlagrandma
<Charlagrandma> I'M MOIST
<jseblan> :|
* jseblan adds the previous question to the "Things I Regret Doing" list
* Charlagrandma cackles maniacally

#1011

Rated 50 by 13 users
<Barcode> I've got a tier 2. I'm gonna be busy for a lil, but next time I'll roll witcha.
<AliceTensei> Now I'm just imagining gangsters in tanks.
<AliceTensei> And no, not the sophisticated type of gangster.
<Barcode> tank cannons are all fired sideways, AliceTensei. You just can't tell because only the barrel shows.
<AliceTensei> Do the tanks wear backwards baseball caps?
<Barcode> yup. the turret-rear ammo storage is the brim.

#819

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Yubiseiharukana> miijhal is too busy playing... what was it... it involved vaginas
<Yubiseiharukana> Gundam. Right.

#511

Rated 35 by 9 users
<CyberCharlatan> I CAN SEE FOREVER AND IT'S FULL OF LESBIANS

#572

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Lin_Chong> Clearly all martial artists should learn the drums.
<zeroplusalpha> They should, actually, and the rhythm aspect is also very important.
<Lin_Chong> Imagine an entire mountain range, with line upon line upon line of bare-chested acolytes pounding their way into the morning light, their drumsticks cast from lead and their drums lined with tiger-skin.
<Lin_Chong> And in the temple below, all the masters take advantage of the glorious back-beat and rock out truly righteously.