<Dove> Back <GuitarBizarre> Dove - Am I to assume you're Black Dove? <lockon> 'lo dovey <lockon> only one way to find out <lockon> ALICE ALICE ALICE? <Dove> Yeah ALICE! <lockon> ALIIIIIIICE! <Dove> Yes, I'm black Dove. <Dove> ALIIIIIIIIIIIIICEE <Dove> There.
<JBridge> HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. <JBridge> IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS OWN BROW? <JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON. IT BELONGS TO THE POOR. <JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN. IT BELONGS TO GOD. <JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW. IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE. <JBridge> WELL I HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN WASH THAT BROW OF YOURS IF YOU JUST DO IT YOURSELF. I AM SELLING TICKETS TO RAPTURE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.95. CALL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES AND WE WILL THROW IN A COPY OF ATLAS SHRUGGED, ABSOLUTELY FREE.
<Arisaka> I'd be interested in them, (see below) but 1) they cost around $110 too much for me and 2) I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a pair of cat ears. <AliceTensei> "Man found shot dead, pair of cat ears forcibly applied to his head." <Arisaka> Well, I didn't go down without a fight.
<Reyendo> You must be a rapist. <Reyendo> You rapist. <Reyendo> and a communist. <Reyendo> a rapist-communist. <Electivirus> Rapunist. <Reyendo> So, you rape while espousing marxist values? <Reyendo> Or do you marx while espousing rapist values? <TibetanFox> Hey, the communist bit is all you, Comrade. <TibetanFox> Now put on this Ushanka and bend over.
<Saladofstones> also had a nightmare where the world was being attacked by gross looking demons <Saladofstones> and I happened to get called up by my friend and said "hey all these demons are killing people, we need a janitor, and you need some money. You game?" <Saladofstones> cue me cleaning up blood and putting heads and limbs in buckets while demon apocalypse <Barcode> your friend has his priorities straight
<Nitya> find me an exploit to let you edit other people's favorite groups, i'll fill it with untranslated mandaean toho porn for you <IllFlower> I, uh, is that a thing? <Nitya> i dunno, maybe? touhou's pretty popular, right? <Nitya> surely it has penetrated to rural iran. <IllFlower> I Googled and found 40,900 results so I assume the answer is "yes." <Nitya> likely. <Nitya> the first two results are tvtropes. <Nitya> i didn't ask for this. <Nitya> actually i guess i did ask for this, because one of the tvtropes results is a forum post i made. <Icon> lol. <Icon> Current Nitya owned by Past Nitya
<Kirino> you know, with the way people are bitching about IJBM <Kirino> it's like they don't visit any other part of the internet <Kirino> ...oh wait.
<+cts> Kill everybody~! Yay~!
<Mister_Always> TACO, I WANT TO COVER YOU IN OLIVE OIL AND SLATHER YOU WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES, THEN HUMP YOU LIKE A RABID CAMEL.
<Fiora> I actually tried to build cities and stuff ._. <Fiora> and I didn't cheat <Nitya> you nerd! <Fiora> I was like <Fiora> 5 years old <Nitya> still a nerd. <Xeniera> That just reinforces teh point, Fiora. <Fiora> I wasn't denying iiiit >_< <Nitya> your first words were "Kirk is better than Picard, nya"