<Nitya> keep in mind I'm the kind of guy who has whole books on how fly eyes work
<saladofstones> you are the kind of guy I'd go to pubs with nitya
<Nitya> damn straight
<saladofstones> my dad has four rooms of our house filled with books
<Nitya> go to pubs and yell about cow shit
<saladofstones> and how eyes work
<saladofstones> fly eyes
<Nitya> how cow shit eyes work
<saladofstones> we'll get all the women and men
<saladofstones> we'd become gods
<Nitya> an unstoppable team
<saladofstones> imagine if we all died and this is the only reference the future has for our times
<saladofstones> imagine that

<Noimporta> Noimporta: No, Tzetze is the black mage.
<Juan> talking to yourself now?
<Noimporta> Only way to find decent conversation here.
<Juan> I'm sure you stole that from someone, but I can't remember who. Groucho Marx, I think?
<Noimporta> Maybe?
<Noimporta> I actually stole it from Megatron, but he might've stolen it from Groucho.

<SpruceZeus> today i put.......... JELLY on this hot god

<Rig> I'm like stairs because it's a lot of work to get me up, but going down can be lots of fun.

<Nitya> find me an exploit to let you edit other people's favorite groups, i'll fill it with untranslated mandaean toho porn for you
<IllFlower> I, uh, is that a thing?
<Nitya> i dunno, maybe? touhou's pretty popular, right?
<Nitya> surely it has penetrated to rural iran.
<IllFlower> I Googled and found 40,900 results so I assume the answer is "yes."
<Nitya> likely.
<Nitya> the first two results are tvtropes.
<Nitya> i didn't ask for this.
<Nitya> actually i guess i did ask for this, because one of the tvtropes results is a forum post i made.
<Icon> lol.
<Icon> Current Nitya owned by Past Nitya

<Nitya> do people actually use the shortening "evo-devo"
<ponicalica> I'm going to go to the fro-yo shop to do some evo-devo!
<RocketDude> Are we men? We are Evo-Devo!

<Yume> the more i stare at this gaussian curve 
<Yume> the more i imagine it to be a really fat penis

<Alkthash> Yen notes danmaku?
<Alkthash> Somebody make that fangame.
<zeroplusalpha> I believe that's called "investment banking."

<Juan> oh. i just make fun of you whenever possible. :p
<ponicalica> that's how I know you love me
<Juan> forever and always <3<3
<Charlatan> @ponicalica: WHAT ABOUT OUR SPECIAL LOVE ;_;
<ponicalica> you just weren't here for me, and I needed someone to fill the void
<Juan> I...I...I'm speechless, poni. Speechless. ;~;
<ponicalica> do you no longer love me? ;_;
* Charlatan buttseckses Juan and Poni
<Charlatan> PROBLEM SOLVED!

<Rotty> Tze: When will they make a ponibaby?
<Nitya> Let me consult the spirits
*** Nitya is now known as Haruspex
* Haruspex slays a goat
<Haruspex> alright let's see
<Haruspex> I think the leaking shit shows a May birth