Room 208

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#343

Rated 72 by 22 users 
<Charlatannery> God, fuck Google ads, fuck the wiki and fuck everything under the sun.
<Charlatannery> THAT IS MY FUCKING OPINION.
<IllFlower> Do you have an opinion on the matter that doesn't involve wild pelvic thrusting?
<Charlatannery> I HAVE NO OPINIONS ON ANYTHING THAT DON'T INVOLVE PELVIC THRUSTING

#269

Rated 55 by 12 users 
<ponicalica> http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666 wow this is a perfect URL
<Omnipresence> URL (1/1): [sports.yahoo.com] Miroslav Satan - Boston Bruins - NHL - Yahoo! Sports

#127

Rated 62 by 11 users 
<IllFlower> Time is just a chain that binds me to the present.
<IllFlower> Or, it's summer and sleeping on a regular schedule is for pussies. Pick one.

#511

Rated 35 by 9 users 
<CyberCharlatan> I CAN SEE FOREVER AND IT'S FULL OF LESBIANS

#942

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<Cultist> I'm glad my inability to explain myself led to pictures of cat castration

#634

Rated 49 by 7 users 
zeroplusalpha: I majored in D, and minored in A flat. 
* zeroplusalpha waits for the inevitable collective groan.
Solstace: I guess your major and minor weren't related.

#852

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<Wallabu> Can you possibly point me in the direction of a stats book that doesn't use fucking lobotomized hamsters in every example problem
<Wallabu> God, I hated that book.
<Barcode[PATV]> lobotomized...hamsters
<HederaHelix> Seriously, lobotomized hamsters?
<Nitya> one of my calc books had an exercise about yams in pretty much every section
<blamspam> Yams aren't enough to get a person through calculus.
<HederaHelix> Yams are more socially acceptable a topic than lobotomized hamsters, though...
<HederaHelix> The only way it could be topped is if the examples were of lobotomized hamsters eating yams.
<ColorPrinter> In an economic textbook
<ColorPrinter> The economic impact of lobotomized hamsters eating yams

#801

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<Nitya> this encoding has "false" as the thing that returns its first argument.  >:/
<ponicalica> Nitya: lambda calculus?
<Nitya> ski, but yeah.
<ponicalica> tribes: functional programming

#1295

Rated 61 by 6 users 
<Nitya> someday i hope i'm a scientist and i get invited to a conference in tokyo or whatever, and someone asks me what i'm going to do on my day off and i'm all "oh, comiket" as i put on my fake boobs

#679

Rated 44 by 6 users 
<Pyroninja42> He can cover his tracks well, that's for sure.
<Pyroninja42> It took hours for us to even realize that he's still here.