<zeroplusalpha> What is my sudden obsession with quintuplets???

<AliceTensei> Pounding dubstep would be a good name for a bad band.
<SpruceZeus> or a sex act
<RocketDude> ...Dammit, Zudak, now I'm imagining porn with Dubstep as porn music
<RocketDude> And now I'm imagining an MLG montage parody using porn
<SpruceZeus> well there is that one katawa shoujo video
<SpruceZeus> 360 NOSCOPE CUMSHOT and so on

<JackMackerel> Oh god
<JackMackerel> They have a fucking Snuggie carol
<TParadox> Ebenezer Snuggie! You shall be visited tonight by three blankets!

<Barcode> remind me why anyone uses the warp for space travel
<Barcode> also, how
<Nitya> Because the webway is shut down or something, and they have shields that prevent bananas from morphing into daemons and such.
<Barcode> now imagining the bananas in pajamas with chainswords

<Nitya> CS is all about warping representations of things. It's why furry porn is now easily storable as a bunch of magnet directions.

<Motoko> You're always putting words in my mouth.
<Nitya> You're the one who always leaves it open!
<Motoko> That's only because it's constantly agape at the audacity of your putting words in it!
<Nitya> It's a vicious but convenient cycle.
<Motoko> For *you*, maybe.
<Nitya> Well yeah.  Why would I be concerned about someone else's convenience.
<Motoko> You're always like this! Thoughtless and selfish to boot!
<Nitya> I am stating patently obvious facts in a loud and angered fashion for some reason!
* Motoko slams a pillow into Nitya's face
<Nitya> gnrrf!!!

<ponicalica> I'm an expert at Charlatan's pants

<DograMagra> Actually I looked through the "tzetze" tag a few days ago and was like "wait where did thsese come from"
<IllFlower> You're half the reason we have user tags in the QDB, the other half is Mapi.

<Iverum> Imagine that scene in the The Matrix where Neo takes the pill and the mirror eats him. Okay, you've got that. Now imagine that the mirror is made of all the rage and I'm just falling down that shit. And when I wake up in my little gel capsule of hate the machines come and kill me.
<AliceTensei> And thus we discover that Iverum thinks he's Jesus.

<Crake> Eh, I told a little old lady that if she asked for more cream cheese on her bagel she would look like a bukkake starlet after her first bite.