<Barcode> «In a mission kept secret until after delivery, the pieces [(some stone artifacts)] were collected by the British Museum and brought back to Afghanistan by UK forces in July.» in marginally lighter news
<Saladofstones> I can imagine a call of duty mission based on
<Saladofstones> SOAP GO RETRIEVE THAT PRICESS ARTIFACT
<Alkthash> RAMIREZ! EXPLAIN THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE ROCKS!
<Barcode> hold x to explain
<Saladofstones> Oh god
<Saladofstones> a quickk time event to explain the significance
<Saladofstones> if you fail the artifact just explodes, killing everyone
<Barcode> What if the screen just went blurry, with "Factual inaccuracy will not be tolerated!"?

<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.

<Untaxidermist> I wonder how many people in the world are genuinely turned on by the idea of snuggling while playing Pokemon.
<Solstace> Probably every nerd who grew up with pokemon >.<
<Untaxidermist> So I have this idea for a brothel...

<zeroplusalpha> What Is An Anime?
<ponicalica> a miserable little pile of frames?
<Barcodrawing> a miserable little pile of QUALITY
<Exsecant> But enough memes!  This is stupid!

<jseblan> imagines using an Xbox's case to build a PC
<Teemo> So you can RROD while you BSOD?

<JBridge|elsewhere> Obviously, Nagato is connected to a plane filled with skeletons preforming basic instructions. The Data Integrated Sentient Entity is actually a lich.

<Alicia> Touché.
<Picea> Truthché, Alicia.
<ponicalica> @topic dropping truthbombs left and right
<HederaHelix> What do truthbombs contain, truth? Or explosives?
<ponicalica> yes

<Wicked223> @g the system is deown
<Omnipresence> Google: System of a Down — http://www.systemofadown.com/
<Wicked223> HA
<GoggleFox> And then
<GoggleFox> Make TVTropes's server work
<GoggleFox> DO EET
<Electivirus> @g deown
<Omnipresence> Google: Emerald theme manager, not switching themes? [Archive] - Ubuntu Forums — http://ubuntuforums.org/archive/index.php/t-419536.html
<Electivirus> ...
<GoggleFox> @g doen
<Omnipresence> Google: Stichting DOEN - Home — http://www.doen.nl/web/show/id=44928
<GoggleFox> . . . I don't even want to know
<Electivirus> @g deown in the dumps
<Omnipresence> Google: Employees Down in the Dumps? That's Great News! | BNET — http://www.bnet.com/blog/tribal/employees-down-in-the-dumps-that-8217s-great-news/190
<Electivirus> ..........
<jseblan> :|
<Electivirus> @g deowntown
<Omnipresence> Google: Vital Signs: What makes Metro Vancouver livable? - Social Studies — http://communities.canada.com/vancouversun/blogs/socialstudies/archive/2010/10/04/vital-signs-what-makes-metro-vancouver-livable.aspx
<Electivirus> I give up.

<Nitya> "Imagine taking a call from your refrigerator without picking up your smartphone."
<Specialist290> Why would my refrigerator be calling me in the first place?
<IllFlower> to gossip about your toaster, obviously.
<Barcode> washing machine is being SO grumpy lately
<IllFlower> and Jesus Christ, could you do something about the oven? she makes my job so much harder

<Saladofstones> what sort of horrific sounds have you created?
<Nitya> oh it's mostly gibberish.
<Saladofstones> anything roughly melodic?
<Nitya> uh
<Nitya> if you're open minded
<Saladofstones> you know I read hentai right?
<Saladofstones> I'm nothing if not adaptable