<Wicked223> @g i will sexually molest you while screaming the names of long fallen deities and painting their signs upon your chest <Omnipresence> Google: Arson Murder And Jaywalking - Television Tropes & Idioms — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
<IllFlower> I like how it tells you it's 998.9701(17) cubic feet-millimetres of mercury per kelvin-pound-mole. * Nitya sobs <Nitya> i hate america. not for the renditions or the CIA or wars or labor rights. for kelvin pound moles
<n> I should petition the fuckpillow companies to make Satan-Safe™ products.
<Xeniera> but no, like, since moving here my metamorphosis into a reptile has completed * Xeniera is a reptile cat
<IllFlower> wise uncle zeroplusalpha, who is also occasionally a mean uncle <zeroplusalpha> Is there any other kind of uncle? <ponicalica> creepy uncle <zeroplusalpha> OK, apart from that one. <IllFlower> he's got a bit of that too *cough*moe anime*cough* <zeroplusalpha> Oi. <zeroplusalpha> I have at *least* two more years before my anime folder puts me on government watchlists.
<Rig> +decide porny comments about parents not being home for a while|you can be classier than that <rollermine> Rig: you can be classier than that <Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "are you from ireland? because my penis is-" he was cut off by the sound of an explosion <Rig> "There once was a man from Nantucket," the lance corporal began to recite before the railgun shell tore his arm off. <Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "Maybe after we're done this spacewalk we can head back to my quarters for a little..." He gesticulated feebly within his spacesuit, the movements lost within its bulky folds.
<IllFlower> There'll be the original Charlatan, and then there'll be Charla-tan, your cute moe anthropomorphism. Also Char-latan, purveyor of branded grilling products.
<Arha> I was going to make a statement about how I secretly like all the people I bitch about but someone would probably put a quote of it into the database and I would never live it down
<Tibetanfox> Charlatan: Exactly. Games should not make you jump through too many hoops to let you turn into a bear.
<Loki_Weyland> Fuck yes, I just ordered my 2 TB external hard drive. <IllFlower> Loki_Weyland, your porn collection might be getting a little out of hand. <Loki_Weyland> My porn collection isn't even 40 GB. <Loki_Weyland> This is for my anime. <IllFlower> You say that as if you watch any non-porn anime. <IllFlower> Also, "not even" 40 gigabytes is not how most people would describe it. <Loki_Weyland> I've seen people bragging about having external hard drives JUST for porn. 40 GB is nothing. <IllFlower> I haven't seen those people, so as far as I'm aware, you are to porn as Scrooge McDuck is to piles of money. <goatboy> He swims in it?