<Kaliayev> parrots are the reason pirate captains usually only have one leg, a hook for a hand and a missing eye

<Penguin> Could god create a cat so annoying, it could sit on itself?

<Fiora> ... also, I actually ordered myself a soul gem, so like, um, yeah.
<ponicalica> are you going to cosplay as homuhomu
<Fiora> No... I just wanted one because it was pretty!
<Fiora> I'm not... lkajlskjl
<Fiora> I can't win
<SpruceZeus> Fiora is a master of the Nordic tongues
<SpruceZeus> Lkåjskjl!
<Fiora> ._.
<jseblan> Fus Fiora Da?
<SpruceZeus> It makes everyone in a certain radius suddenly get rotten teeth and suffer heart attacks and nosebleed

<JuanCarlos> @yt Congratulations EVA 14 languages
<Omnipresence> JuanCarlos: YouTube: Obama's Bra 54 Double "D", 2702333 views
<JuanCarlos> ...

<Dove> Back
<GuitarBizarre> Dove - Am I to assume you're Black Dove?
<lockon> 'lo dovey
<lockon> only one way to find out
<lockon> ALICE ALICE ALICE?
<Dove> Yeah ALICE!
<lockon> ALIIIIIIICE!
<Dove> Yes, I'm black Dove.
<Dove> ALIIIIIIIIIIIIICEE
<Dove> There.

<goodtimesfreegrog> I have five joints on my arms!
<goodtimesfreegrog> Three of them are elbows!

<IllFlower> I'm having trouble distinguishing between your description of organic chemistry nomenclature and a doge meme. I think that spells bad news for the former.

<JBridge> HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.
<JBridge> IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS OWN BROW?
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON. IT BELONGS TO THE POOR.
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN. IT BELONGS TO GOD.
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW. IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE.
<JBridge> WELL I HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN WASH THAT BROW OF YOURS IF YOU JUST DO IT YOURSELF. I AM SELLING TICKETS TO RAPTURE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.95. CALL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES AND WE WILL THROW IN A COPY OF ATLAS SHRUGGED, ABSOLUTELY FREE.

<Zakdos> my god, it's like the world wants me to be a pedophile
<Arha> my, you've already thought up your justification?

<IllFlower> Well, programming for giant robots probably involves runtime analysis /somewhere/, don't you think?
<IllFlower> "SIR OUR POWER LEVELS ARE ASYMPTOTICALLY BOUND BY X SQUARED"
<IllFlower> "NO THAT'S NO GOOD WE HAVE TO GO EXPONENTIAL"
<IllFlower> "BUT SIR THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE"
<IllFlower> "NO ALGORITHMS BE DAMNED WE ARE GOING E TO THE GODDAMN X"