<GuitarBizarre> working in retail for TVs I can tell you one thing
<GuitarBizarre> most people who buy HDTVs aren't buying them for Blu-Ray
<TParadox> They're buying them to put a giant penis replacement in their living room.

<ponicalica> I closed the video as soon as I heard the «I'm gonna do some spoken word about anal!»

<Penguin> Could god create a cat so annoying, it could sit on itself?

<Iverum> Imagine that scene in the The Matrix where Neo takes the pill and the mirror eats him. Okay, you've got that. Now imagine that the mirror is made of all the rage and I'm just falling down that shit. And when I wake up in my little gel capsule of hate the machines come and kill me.
<AliceTensei> And thus we discover that Iverum thinks he's Jesus.

<zeroplusalpha> Whatever it is, the answer is clearly not to stick a candle in your ear.
<GuitarBizarre> its a short term solution at best

<ponicalica> @g ゆで卵
<Omnipresence> http://oshiete.goo.ne.jp/qa/1886830.html — ゆで卵の作り方 - 料理レシピ - 教えて！goo
<ponicalica> @g okay yeah why was I expecting anything from that
<Omnipresence> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/quotes — Dumb & Dumber (1994) - Quotes - IMDb
<ponicalica> ................................
<ponicalica> very rude, omni

<Foombazzle> Oh yeah. I need to leave the flat and go downstairs to grab another bag to refill my bucket too.
* Foombazzle wonders if theres an online service for it
<Foombazzle> Like I should be able to get an internet-connected bucket that will initiate a delivery automatically
<Charlatan> Would you like your bucket delivered by UAV
<Foombazzle> I think it would need to be. We're talking 10kg of rice, so the average drone wouldn't cut the mustard.
<zeroplusalpha> 10kg???
<Foombazzle> yeah, I grab a sackful at a time, which is why Im always so surprised when I run out. My calculations are always based on the approximation of "ok. This should last till I reach retirement age"
<Charlatan> I'm now imagining a very unusual game of Call of Duty.
<Charlatan> "CARE PACKAGE IS INBOUND! *giant crate of rice flattens Foombazzle*"
<Foombazzle> from the T&C: Customer's in high-rise apartmenrts are reminded to leave their windows open for half an hour either side of the scheduled delivery time. Precision delivery is automated and will occur regardless of window status.
<Foombazzle> Do not stand near windows during this time.
<Foombazzle> Any spillage after package deployment is responsibility of customer.

<Alexcalibur> "Symbol [Bat], Uniform [Armor]. Maid roots: [Hereditary Maid]. Stress reaction: [Violence]. Powers: Skill[Lie Detector], Skill[Stalking]"
<Alexcalibur> holy fuck, BGTB
<Alexcalibur> you rolled fucking BATMAID

<PragmaticArenaFighterBarcode> like, I don't even know what to do here! On one side, mechwarrior 2 hud, and what looks like am echwarrior 2 planet. On the other, she's fingering herself.

*** ponicalica was kicked by IllFlower (*bang*)
*** rollermine has joined
<IllFlower> ... lol
<IllFlower> "I HAVE COME TO AVENGE MY MASTER"