Room 208

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#1224

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Barcode[GameDesign]> xbox stopped reading disks. I threw a fit. then I ripped and tore it and reassembled it without acutally fixing anythign and now it works
<IllFlower> so your rage... disassembled, and then reassembled, your Xbox, and then fixed the problem
<IllFlower> that's some pretty damn impressive rage, dude
<IllFlower> people would pay for that kind of rage, man
<IllFlower> I can just see it now. "let your broken electronics feel the wrath of Barcode's Repair Service! bring in this ad for 10% off"

#1050

Rated 74 by 11 users
<jseblan> thing that annoys me in Saints Row 3: There are no socks in Steelport
<Barcode> socks ain't gangsta
<jseblan> but how am I going to make a cute tsundere character without thigh-high socks
<jseblan> I mean seriously
<Nitya> b-baka, i ain't pop a cap in yo ass because i like you or anything

#19

Rated 57 by 5 users
<sporkaganza> how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?

#587

Rated 56 by 9 users
<JBridge> Blendingcode: Say, do you happen to have a 3D model of the human muscle structure?
<JBridge> That is, a model of the naked human body.
<JBridge> But without the skin.
<JBridge> I need it for something.
<JBridge> Yes, something.
<Blendingcode> You will never be able to justify what you just said.

#1293

Rated 34 by 2 users
<IllFlower> "iOS developer Kaleb Butt noticed yet another feature" // must not make this guy the butt of a joke... must...

#797

Rated 51 by 4 users
<RocketDude> Oh, so this is like that thing where the guy takes super-steroids and becomes super-powerful, and the way to stop him involves lots of death, and I reckon the edible fuckpillow factors in somewhere, most likely after the robot uprising. Gotcha.

#933

Rated 62 by 15 users
<Buttercupistiny> DOODLEBUG
<Buttercupistiny> I FINISH SCHOOL ON THE SIXTH
<Haven|SerendipityGospels> School story, bro

#562

Rated 76 by 20 users
<Saturn> I'm not a masochist!
<Saturn> I hate pain
<Nitya> Exactly.  And masochists love things they hate.
<Saturn> ...
<Iverum> @ship JackMack/Tzetze

#732

Rated 61 by 6 users
<LORd> .roll love
<feepbot> LORd: I do not understand love!

#77

Rated 60 by 21 users
<GuitarBizarre> I BLAME ZE FRENCH
<GuitarBizarre> With their stripy flag and their fine wines!
<GuitarBizarre> Staying over there, sending us their womenfolk!
<GuitarBizarre> wait no thats wrong
<GuitarBizarre> COMING OVER HERE, STEALING OUR WOMEN!
<GuitarBizarre> wait no, also wrong...
<GuitarBizarre> ENGAGING IN SCHRODINGERS IMMIGRANT!