<JackMackerel> YOU'RE WAY TOOOO BEAUTIIIIFULLLL GIRL. THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVAR WORK. YOU MAKE ME <JackMackerel> SUCIDALLL <JackMackerel> SUICIDALLL <JackMackerel> WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVERRRR <goodtimesfreegrog> Well, now that you've brought my attention to that song, I DO want to kill myself.
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<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises <qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth <saladofstones> but <saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this
<Jackerel> ENDRANCE-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! <Juan> but solstace isn't here, mackerel <Juan> well, i guess he's in our hearts <Juan> or in your heart <Juan> and your penis <Alkthash> Wait, he is *in* Jackerel's penis? <Juan> Of course. Don't you know? Jackerel's penis is like Aladdin's lamp. It just holds bishies instead of genies <ponicalica> rub my "lamp" amirite <HederaHelix> Please don't ever talk about JackMackerel's penis ever again.
[Saladofstones is playing ArmA] <Saladofstones> well <Saladofstones> this was something <Saladofstones> here we are in a tank, not any tank <Saladofstones> but a variant of tank specifically designed to fight other tanks, so we have three layers of armor <Saladofstones> one taliban with a grenade launcher gets a lucky hit, our ammo cooks off and we all die <Saladofstones> thats 500 million dollars well spent, Pentagon <Saladofstones> Someone got their 72 virgins instantly today <Haruspex> oneshotting a tank is worth at least a few virgins imo <Saladofstones> whats worse is that an APC survived a direct hit from my HEAT <Saladofstones> what happened is that our hyper velocity rounds are too fast <Saladofstones> so it went in one side of its thin armor and out the other and took out a tree <Haruspex> gotta go slow... and... armor piercingly <Saladofstones> I think this tank is either cursed or the spirit of technoallah was with the taliban today <Haruspex> also i thought the point of HEAT rounds was that they exploded while inside or something <Saladofstones> yup <Haruspex> you had one job heat round <Saladofstones> but the problem being it needs a specific set of circumstances to explode <Haruspex> but nooooo, gotta blow up a tree <Saladofstones> apparantely armor made of cardboard doesn't count <Haruspex> yeah, they expect thicker armor than a shitty apc has, right?
<BonSequitur> Fondue is quite rich, yes. <BonSequitur> But good fondue has a very sharp taste, as strong as any sharp cheese. <BonSequitur> There's acidity and bit of pungency and even some meatiness. It's not like dipping your bread in a tub of lard. <BonSequitur> Not that I oppose dipping things in lard on principle, but hey. <BonSequitur> Things or people.
<Nitya> .decide listen to shitty pop via youtube | listen to shitty pop via nightmares beamed into your mind from things beyond existence <RocketDude> Granted, YouTube is probably a better medium than the latter <Nitya> You'd be surprised! The reception is usually pretty great. <JuanC> RocketDude: you clearly haven't use Things Beyond Existence's services. I tell you, man, they're about be as big as YT is <Nitya> Only once the stars are right again. Then we will dance through the ruined halls of Tsochari to the mad theremin of Commisar Schilling, as has our ancestors on Xoth once did <IllFlower> I hate the advertisements, though. They really went downhill when they started reading your mind to sell you things.
<[DOA]> It's not like everybody has only one incarnation at any time. I mean, you're never going to meet several billion people, there's plenty of leeway <JackerelMack> I'm an elf. <JackerelMack> WHo was a vampire. <JackerelMack> Then got turned into a dragon. <JackerelMack> Who totally was in Bleach. <JackerelMack> No one understands me. <[DOA]> Don't mock my spirituality man :(
<Zakdos> my god, it's like the world wants me to be a pedophile <Arha> my, you've already thought up your justification?
<JackMackerel> @ship endrance/yoda <Solstace> JackMackerel: Should've expected that from you. <JackMackerel> It is my fetish. <Iverum> I thought stabbing people was your fetish. <Evangelyne> I thought seeing women in sushi costumes tackling each other in a giant fondue pot was your fetish. <Solstace> I thought Tzetze was your fetish.