Room 208

Quote database

#561

Rated 60 by 10 users 
<Zudak> @translate english: eat shit and die german:
<Omnipresence> Zudak: Google translation from German (auto-detected) to English: english: eat shit and the German:

#337

Rated 69 by 19 users 
<IllFlower> With the number of people who just enjoy messing with some heads, I've just taken to flipping a coin every time I need to use a gender pronoun.
<IllFlower> I might need to switch to a six-sided die at some point, since the field of options seems to have widened.

#1251

Rated 61 by 6 users 
<Juan> Iright
<Juan> I am Drunk
<Juan> but still
<Juan> Anyway point is
<Barcode> i right, i drunk, i conquer

#525

Rated 62 by 11 users 
<Nitya> There's got to be something wrong with just attributing a quote «--Buddha».  Good ol' Christians give you not just the book, but the fucking sentence number!

#835

Rated 74 by 11 users 
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (2+1+1)=4
<Spike|JBridge> Hrm.
<Spike|JBridge> By the way, these next three rolls don't count for anything.
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (3+4+2)=9
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (4+4+1)=9
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (4+2+1)=7
<Spike|JBridge> BULLSHIT
<Anne|Nova> ahaha
<Spike|JBridge> ROLLERMINE YOU COCKTEASE

#884

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<Iverum> Bluh, I have a calcium deficiency.
<Barcode> drink more milk then
<divert_time> or kill Barcode and eat his bones
<Barcode> i'll have you know that I have all sorts of methods of neutralizing calcium-deficient threats
<AliceTensei> Kill Barcode and eat his bones mixed with milk. Made from bones.
<KanyarMaryam> .decide read more about meditation | sew | write gay porn
<feepbot> KanyarMaryam: write gay porn
<Nitya> eat gay porn made from barcode's bones.
<divert_time> write gay porn involving Barcode's bones
<KanyarMaryam> So I'm going to write the porn on his bones...?
<KanyarMaryam> And it will involve them?

#1267

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<Alicia> Charlie has issues, okay. The only cures are Byakuren, violence, and drugs.
<Alicia> So he's basically a typical yackfester.

#953

Rated 56 by 9 users 
<Tibetanfox> Charlatan: Exactly. Games should not make you jump through too many hoops to let you turn into a bear.

#938

Rated 43 by 11 users 
<jseblan> Charlatan you can't use your butt as a server
<jseblan> it only has one port and it... it's occupied
<jseblan> I'm having horrifying images right now
* jseblan plunges head in bleach

#353

Rated 67 by 13 users 
<Alkthash> football is like a shonen anime. It has tones of filler and rarely goes anywhere.
<Alkthash> And everybody starts to blur together eventually.
<Alkthash> And the fans go apeshit over it.