<Nitya> "Imagine taking a call from your refrigerator without picking up your smartphone." <Specialist290> Why would my refrigerator be calling me in the first place? <IllFlower> to gossip about your toaster, obviously. <Barcode> washing machine is being SO grumpy lately <IllFlower> and Jesus Christ, could you do something about the oven? she makes my job so much harder
<Haruspex> i took the test and got INFP <Haruspex> i'm not sure i've ever heard of someone not getting INFsomething, at least on the internet <Haruspex> i like that i'm apparently both introspective and turbulent <Haruspex> so i don't talk but when i do i punch you
<IllFlower> And up and down the internet, heads suddenly jumped to attention upon the announcement that a girl is acquiring glasses...
<Nitya> At least you haven't had your mom ask you to read her Harry Potter fanfic. <Nitya> that was the moment at which I truly realized I was living in the future
<Rotty> ... Aon, why are you furry? <HappyFurryTeenager> RP <HappyFurryTeenager> That will soon be ending... <Rotty> Ah, so it's not "Stopped shaving my legs."
<Barcode[Starcraft> y'awl ohtakooze are trash <Barcode[Starcraft> sci fi and western mecha for me <GMH> hahahahahaha <GMH> i thought you wrote "ohtakoozie" <GMH> that sounds like a midwestern town <GMH> someone needs to write about a fictional minnesota town called ohtakoozie <GMH> populated by geeks <IllFlower> It's like Lake Wobegon, except nobody cares.
* Haven crashes in through a window <Haven> Ahoy! <sgrunt> Haven, where did you learn to make a stealthy entrance? <Haven> From L, of course
<Nitya> Rig: you should tell me my ideas suck. <Rig> Some of your ideas are of questionable fellate status.
<Gon> RAPTORS ARE SMARTER THAN YOUR FACE ARHA <Gon> >:| <Arha> My face doesn't have a brain <Arha> That's not a great accomplishment <Arha> I removed it and put it in my penis instead <Arha> two heads are better than one
* sgrunt looks in. <taelor> Click on the boob scarf. <sgrunt> ... * sgrunt looks back out.