<Myrdradek> Let me tell you about running as fast as you can and staying still: The Myrdradek story
<Nitya> oh, good that you got a working treadmill
<Barcode> ^
<ponicalica> ^
<Section42L> ^

<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.

<jseblan> damn it, Internet. "Aphrodite scat" made me think "one goddess, one cup"

<JBridge> Sadly, that's not the first time I've seen mermaid porn with impossible undergarments.

<Alkthash> Yeah, but I don't care about every blade of grass and tree or pointless anecdote Tolkien throws in between The Shite and Mordor.

<Nitya> argh
<Nitya> my dad found a set of ten identical cowboy hats with stars and stripes on them
<Nitya> "i've got a hat for every day"

<LORd> Funnily enough, Tokyo Magnitude's op song wouldn't be the slightest bit out of place in a shonen fightfest
<RAGE> I thought it was about an earthquake killin' shit.
<LORd> Yes, yes it is.
<RAGE> So is there a prequel series about 8.0 being trained by its old master, and then working up through the Richter tournament to avenge its mother

<Saladofstones> all I can think of is a belgian expression for when something is useless
<Saladofstones> "its as useless as the pecker on the pope"
<Juardboiled> "belgian"
<Juardboiled> oh
<Saladofstones> what
<Saladofstones> you gonna knock my people
<Juardboiled> yes wha chu gunna do bub
<Saladofstones> I'll love you so tenderly man
* Juardboiled rips off shirt to reveal another shit saying no sorry i'm taken
<Rig> Juan is just covered in layers of shit.
<Barcode> dude, is that a fucking biological ability
<Barcode> growing shirts
<Rig> My biological ability is not giving shits.
<Rig> I'm a mutant.
<Rig> Mister No Shits Given
<Juardboiled> that explains so much about rig

<ponicalica> that's because you and 0+α haven't been here much :P
<Ritsu> i have been here
<Ritsu> i'm just busty
<Ritsu> *busy
<Ritsu> ...
<Ritsu> WAT

<Solstace> I still don't get why those hardcore Christians have such a hardtime accepting Muslims.
<AliceTensei> And this is why the terrorists won!
<AliceTensei> BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
<RocketDude> Terrorists Win! /Counter-Strike