<Tibetanfox> Seriously, if a company has good IP and a business model that doesn't suck, my wallet opens like a groupie's legs backstage after a rock concert.

<CTrombley> You know what bothers me? Devils don't cry in the game.
<CTrombley> I mean, I know they didn't outright promise it.
<CTrombley> But still...
<zeroplusalpha> That's the point. Devils /May/ Cry.
<zeroplusalpha> Not that they /will/.

<Miijhal> But, just as a comparison, mountain dew is only about four times more acidic than vaginal fluid.
<Miijhal> Obviously having sex makes your dick melt.
<Barchores> I had no idea women were actually xenomorphs

<Nitya> keep in mind I'm the kind of guy who has whole books on how fly eyes work
<saladofstones> you are the kind of guy I'd go to pubs with nitya
<Nitya> damn straight
<saladofstones> my dad has four rooms of our house filled with books
<Nitya> go to pubs and yell about cow shit
<saladofstones> and how eyes work
<saladofstones> fly eyes
<Nitya> how cow shit eyes work
<saladofstones> we'll get all the women and men
<saladofstones> we'd become gods
<Nitya> an unstoppable team
<saladofstones> imagine if we all died and this is the only reference the future has for our times
<saladofstones> imagine that

<feep> using (ec, delta) { turn-left-x; turn-up-y; } // *MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA*
<feep> generally
<feep> if the comments start doing the maniacal laughter, that's a bad sign.

<discordant> My coworker and I were talking about how naive the parents were during orientation.
<Komeiji_Koishi> @ship tsukasa/his coworker
<Omnipresence> Komeiji_Koishi: Ship request successful! <3
<Komeiji_Koishi> Where do you work at now, Tsu?
<discordant> ...
<Solstace> ...
<Solstace> That isn't Tzetze.
<Object> :/
<discordant> I am not Tzetze.
<Object> I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN
<Solstace> You fail forever, Komeiji_Koishi.
<Solstace> FOR FUCKING EVER
<Komeiji_Koishi> What
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
<Komeiji_Koishi> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Komeiji_Koishi dies
<discordant> You...
<discordant> You deserve death.
<Object> Even my stalker forgets who I am
<Puffin> Quick, Komeji, ship someone else
<Komeiji_Koishi> Object: Can I make up for it with pity rape
<Puffin> Salvage what pride you still can
<TOKAM> Fun fact: "/msg Omnipresence @trace" is your friend.
<Solstace> @ship Komeiji_Koishi/ETERNAL FAILURE
<Omnipresence> Solstace: Ship request successful! <3
<discordant> Or /whois
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
* Komeiji_Koishi stabs the fuck out of Solstace.
<discordant> *parents
* Solstace lets out one last laugh before collapsing into dust.
*** Solstace quit (Quit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
* Komeiji_Koishi curls up in corner
<discordant> .seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor
<feepbot> discordant: I have not seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor in this channel!

<Fiora> ... okay, what the heck @_@
<Fiora> I just got summoned by a guy who refused to attack
<Fiora> he just sat there with his shield, expecting me to shoot
<Fiora> at some point we got double teamed and I was killed because he still refused to attack
<Fiora> I um.  I don't know what was going on there.
<Fiora> like he was an okay meatshield but  ?????
<Alicia> Probably just takes him aegis't'slash.
<Fiora> ALICIA

<zeroplusalpha> I mean, I have more than a passing interest in music, but some of these tefal-headed analyses on twelfth century numes and such-like...well, it's a bit too Giles for me, I'm afraid.
<zeroplusalpha> Ha. Sorry. Jargon. Tefal-headed: Scot slang for "hardcore". Derived from Tefal, the hard coating on nonstick pans.
<zeroplusalpha> Numes: notation for monastic chant, which nobody really knows how to read outside of a few individual with skin the texture of withered paper.
<zeroplusalpha> Giles: Librarian from Buffy. Knows how to read ancient texts".
<zeroplusalpha> Afraid: what I am of people with enough time to decipher long dead music.

<jseblan> ... and I am now aware of the "moe" in "homoerotic"

<ponicalica> aur/katawa-shoujo 1.0-2 (2) Bishoujo-style visual novel game that tells a story of a young man and five other girls suffering with varying disabilities
<Nitya> Haha, are you serious.
<ponicalica> yeah, that's its description in the AUR
<Nitya> reasons to switch to arch: stock indie porn in their repos