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<JBridge> You should be able to raze other people's farms in Farmville. <TParadox> "Joel Button raped your fields. Send a thank-you 'gift'?"
<JBridge> You should be able to raze other people's farms in Farmville. <TParadox> "Joel Button raped your fields. Send a thank-you 'gift'?"
<Nyktos> no, you are the anthropomorphic personificantion of surprinse <Nyktos> shit man, I tihkn I spelled altnhhropomorthping right
<JBridge> Testing video games is a lot like doing porn. <JBridge> Both jobs take something you'd normally enjoy doing, but you have to do it how and when your bosses want. <JBridge> And you have to do it all the time, which is probably the biggest reason why both jobs are shit. <zeroplusalpha> Testing video games is worse because the build isn't even complete yet, most of the time.
<AlbertAndreasArmadillo> Oh, he considers psychiatrists to be as bad as the Khmer Rouge. I wonder if he's a holocaust denial too <Legionnaire> Who? <Nova> He's a denial! <Nova> My god. <ponicalica> a denial <ponicalica> a denial <ponicalica> a denial <ponicalica> </SmellsLikeTeenSpirit>
<Nova> I have two beans in this pile. <Nova> I have one bean in this pile. <Nova> If I move this bean over to the pile with these beans, I now have no beans! <CTrombley> Now you have three beans. You can take all the beans out! <Puffin> one bean isn't a pile :V <CTrombley> Why? Because you can take beans out in groups of threes. <Nova> Sure I do. It's a pile, with one bean in it. <Nova> It's also got other stuff, which is why it's a pile. <Nova> Mainly sugar cubes, I believe. <Nova> But we were counting beans, not sugar cubes. <CTrombley> Thus if you have 7 beans, you have to leave 1. That is, 7=1 (mod 3). <Nova> No, I have seven beans. <CTrombley> You can take beans out in groups of threes, and you do. So there is one bean left,. <Nova> Why would I do that? Then I barely have any beans. <CTrombley> You do it because we are simulating modular arithmatic with beans and you want the simulation to work out. <Nova> I thought I just wanted beans.
<killerrabbit> excuse me a moment, I must give my thrice daily thanks to Athe
<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7aF_FhALzs <JBridge> God damn. <Tibetanfox> THE FUCK IS THAT? <JBridge> That is a video that is 478 hours long. <JBridge> I dare you to watch the whole video in one sitting. <poniboy> Is that even possible? <Tibetanfox> poniboy: With enough meth, anything is possible. <Tibetanfox> But mainly a heart attack.
<JBridge> I'm gonna have to slap a bitch. * ColorPrinter summons bitch to slap * ivoryRum bestows the title of Bitch Summoner on ColorPrinter.
<IllFlower> Time is just a chain that binds me to the present. <IllFlower> Or, it's summer and sleeping on a regular schedule is for pussies. Pick one.
<n> http://sharkswithanimeeyes.tumblr.com/ uh. <ColorPrinter> sounds about right <reyendo> so cute. <JackMackerel> I'm fucking having heart attacks <HederaHelix> That tumblr scares me. <ColorPrinter> sharks are so fucking tsundere <ColorPrinter> the uguu~ terror of the ocean