<IllFlower> "ivoryRum caressed $varia's soft face, the array blushing as he did so. 'Be gentle,' she said. 'This is my first time having something unshifted into me...'"

<zeroplusalpha> "Let x denote the lack of understanding demonstrated by zpa. Let y be the function of discussion by IRC. Deriving t = time from (x1, y1), how long will it take before zpa watches some moe anime instead?

<feep> .jack//mackerel

<Lin_Chong> What is best in life?
<Rig> Fat blunts.

<ponicalica> of course not, and ignore the meth I'm taking off this gay prostitute

<Rig> I go back to work tomorrow. Actually excited about that. Should be getting new projects and junk.
<Nitya> at the school thing?
<Nitya> school... uh... whatever you did.
<Rig> Emerging Media and Technology Department or whatever the fuck we call it to make it sound more impressive.
<Barcode[spriting]> software engineering engineering solutions engineering dynamic.
<Rig> + Design
<Rig> That last bit is in Helvetica Neue.

<Arha> I wish Edmond was in here for five seconds so I could say 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but sometimes it's a big brown dick'
<Arha> and then I would randomly afk

<Nitya> IRC isn't a bitch, IRC is a beautiful woman, you just call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy

<AliceTensei> "I sort of forget that Lightning has pink hair and how or when my brain began to process that as a legit color in an otherwise normal design. " The curse of video games: Thinking colours like green are perfectly normal for hair.
<ponicalica> Dude, my sister had green hair for a while.
<ponicalica> (Of course, she dyed it, but...)
<AliceTensei> But not naturally, one would hope. :|
<ponicalica> No, of course not naturally.
<IllFlower> hahahaha, it is now fact that ponicalica lives in some kind of anime family

<jseblan> "Tropicana Essentials with Added Calcium and Vitamin D is an excellent source of Calcium and Vitamin D." NO SHIT SHERLOCK MY MIND IS BLOWN