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<Nitya> «Cannon looks and moves a bit like Shaggy from Scooby Doo» I like the writer <RocketDude> "Hey, Scoob, I put magnets in my fingers!" "Ragnets rin rhe ringers? Rooo!"
<Nitya> «Cannon looks and moves a bit like Shaggy from Scooby Doo» I like the writer <RocketDude> "Hey, Scoob, I put magnets in my fingers!" "Ragnets rin rhe ringers? Rooo!"
<Iverum> Bluh, I have a calcium deficiency. <Barcode> drink more milk then <divert_time> or kill Barcode and eat his bones <Barcode> i'll have you know that I have all sorts of methods of neutralizing calcium-deficient threats <AliceTensei> Kill Barcode and eat his bones mixed with milk. Made from bones. <KanyarMaryam> .decide read more about meditation | sew | write gay porn <feepbot> KanyarMaryam: write gay porn <Nitya> eat gay porn made from barcode's bones. <divert_time> write gay porn involving Barcode's bones <KanyarMaryam> So I'm going to write the porn on his bones...? <KanyarMaryam> And it will involve them?
<IllFlower> HIT THE DAMN ALARM OFF BUTTON HINATA <IllFlower> STOP NARRATING AND HIT THE BUTTON <Fiora> NO ILLFLOWER THIS IS A VISUAL NOVEL <Fiora> THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES <Barcode> i saw the button. a big round button. the button would cause the plot to continue. continued plot, i thought <Barcode> > <Barcode> i reached for the button. my arm muscles contracted and relaxed to make this motion possible. my finger approached the round button. the button that would cause the plot to continue. <Barcode> wait, i thought. couldn't i delay the progression of the plot further? i stopped. waited. this seemed to be working.
<Nitya> fuck you can't sell tigers <Nitya> this is bullshit amazon
<taelor> Awhile back I saw a tumblr post describing the poster's indecision about whether or not he should continue a tumblr argument with a juggalo, and it made me think: what kind of life choices do you have to make where "should I get into a flamewar with a juggalo today?" is a reasonable question that you have to stop and think about.
<Barcode> fast track to internet fame. photoshop jimbo wales's face onto a Yojimbo poster. subtitle it Yojimbo Wales. <jseblan> or use Gimp <jseblan> Gimpo Wales
<TParadox> January 20th, 2008: President Bush approaches the helicopter waiting to carry him away from the White House for the last time, turns to the crowd and says, "Ladies and Gentlemen... The Aristocrats!"
<Saladofstones> all I can think of is a belgian expression for when something is useless <Saladofstones> "its as useless as the pecker on the pope" <Juardboiled> "belgian" <Juardboiled> oh <Saladofstones> what <Saladofstones> you gonna knock my people <Juardboiled> yes wha chu gunna do bub <Saladofstones> I'll love you so tenderly man * Juardboiled rips off shirt to reveal another shit saying no sorry i'm taken <Rig> Juan is just covered in layers of shit. <Barcode> dude, is that a fucking biological ability <Barcode> growing shirts <Rig> My biological ability is not giving shits. <Rig> I'm a mutant. <Rig> Mister No Shits Given <Juardboiled> that explains so much about rig
<Saturn> Nitya can't give Solstace the things I give him! <ivoryRum> Disappointment?
<BonSequitur> Sorry. <BonSequitur> Sometimes the evil gets the better of me. <BonSequitur> I've been working on it. I hardly ever wake up with a dead twelve-year-old covered in blood next to me. <BonSequitur> Anymore.