<Joel> Chickens?
<Fifthman> Choice I liked best -_-
<Joel> Ah.
<Joel> Chickens aren't haphazard, though.
<buttercupistiny> do YOU run around after we chop off your head, joel?
<Joel> Yes.
<buttercupistiny> Well, fuck

<Lin_Chong> I should probably watch that TV show where that guy fucks that pig

<YuleSequitur> You know what's stupid?
<YuleSequitur> Right-wingers seem to actually be genuinely outraged and surprised that teacher's assemblies are incredibly left-wing.
<YuleSequitur> What the fuck do you expect? You put a bunch of overeducated, underpaid public-sector workers together in a room, you should be thankful they don't decide to take up arms and overthrow the government.
<Kaliayev> especially when the last 6 months has seen a concerted attack on teachers from those very same right wing sources. then again, they were the people who brought us "we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?", so, you know...
<YuleSequitur> That should be added before any mention of the GOP primary debates: "From the people who brought you 'we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?' it's the GOP PRIMARY DEBATES! Chapter 17!"

<Lin_Chong> What is best in life?
<Rig> Fat blunts.

<Arha> I think most of us would agree that I'm more of an evil overlord than you
<JBridge> Really?
<JBridge> Try this.
<JBridge> Type .rr six times.
<JBridge> If you live, you're eviler than me.
<Arha> Evil overlords do not follow commands
<JBridge> DO IT FAGGOT
<Arha> .rr
<feepbot> Arha: Click. 
<Arha> hm
<Arha> .rr
<feepbot> Arha: Click. 
<Arha> hmmm
<Arha> doesn't seem to be working
<JBridge> Four more times.
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Solstace> lol arha.
<JBridge> What'd he do?
<Jack> Win.
<Jack> Since he's the evilest.
<JBridge> Fine.
<JBridge> .rr
<feepbot> JBridge: Boom! You're dead. 
<feepbot> JBridge: The gun has been reloaded. 
<JBridge> GOD
<JBridge> FUCKING
<JBridge> DAMMIT
* Jack claps
<Arha> Ahem.
<Arha> Thank you, thank you
<JBridge> ...I have nothing to say to you.
<Arha> Of course. You're not to speak until spoken to, slave

<Charlatan> I fucking hate ice.
<Charlatan> I fucking hate how it's everywhere in this town.
<Charlatan> I hate nearly slipping and busting my ass approx. twice a day if not more.
<Charlatan> I hate that there is an especially icy patch of ice in the driveway outside my dorm which even covers the sidewalk.
<Charlatan> I hate ice freezing and then melting and then freezing again in a different spot that throws me off.
<IllFlower> You should buy a flamethrower and become a badass over-the-top video game protagonist.
<Charlatan> A berserker-packing man-and-a-half?
<IllFlower> "HELL HAS FROZEN OVER, AND ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE SURE IT BURNS AGAIN."

<BonSequitur> So, so much sympathy for Santorum.
<BonSequitur> Really. I am literally gushing sympathy for the poor, poor man.
<CTrombley> Are you politically conservative, Bonne?
<BonSequitur> No, I'm sarcastic.
<CTrombley> A very common political conviction.

<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: hi asl
    You: (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there
    Stranger: haha fag!
    Stranger: the world hates people like you
    You: For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
    Stranger: die
    You: It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
   [Your conversational partner has disconnected.]

<Rig> I go back to work tomorrow. Actually excited about that. Should be getting new projects and junk.
<Nitya> at the school thing?
<Nitya> school... uh... whatever you did.
<Rig> Emerging Media and Technology Department or whatever the fuck we call it to make it sound more impressive.
<Barcode[spriting]> software engineering engineering solutions engineering dynamic.
<Rig> + Design
<Rig> That last bit is in Helvetica Neue.

<RocketDude> How often is Omni updated, anyways?
<Cultist> Lately IllFlower's been putting it off due to being busy or being lazy or secretely a pile of pancakes or something
<RocketDude> Secret pancake man! Secret pancake man! Giving you a napkin, and taking away your name!