Room 208

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#703

Rated 61 by 6 users
<zeroplusalpha> yes, but I think that's the joke. There aren't any "hyperbass flautists", so looking for a student is somewhat counterproductive.
<SpruceZeus> i read "flatulists"
<SpruceZeus> >_<
<zeroplusalpha> Hyperbass flatulists would be awesome. And not really sound all that different.
<Nitya> ._.
<KatawaSolstace> .____________.

#267

Rated 82 by 28 users
* NonIndicativeHandle is now known as Pope
* Scholastica is now known as Peter
<Peter> I outrank you!

#676

Rated 41 by 8 users
<JuanCarlos> bluh, therapist appointment in about...three hours. Suddenly, doubts
<Barcode> I read that as "the rapist appointment"
<eX> no wonder he has doubts

#450

Rated 62 by 11 users
<StarGirl00> European wieners are tasty

#968

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Nova> I have two beans in this pile.
<Nova> I have one bean in this pile.
<Nova> If I move this bean over to the pile with these beans, I now have no beans!
<CTrombley> Now you have three beans. You can take all the beans out!
<Puffin> one bean isn't a pile :V
<CTrombley> Why? Because you can take beans out in groups of threes.
<Nova> Sure I do. It's a pile, with one bean in it.
<Nova> It's also got other stuff, which is why it's a pile.
<Nova> Mainly sugar cubes, I believe.
<Nova> But we were counting beans, not sugar cubes.
<CTrombley> Thus if you have 7 beans, you have to leave 1. That is, 7=1 (mod 3).
<Nova> No, I have seven beans.
<CTrombley> You can take beans out in groups of threes, and you do. So there is one bean left,.
<Nova> Why would I do that? Then I barely have any beans.
<CTrombley> You do it because we are simulating modular arithmatic with beans and you want the simulation to work out.
<Nova> I thought I just wanted beans.

#379

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Arha> this torrent has said it's a day away from completion for a good three days now
<Arha> I'm beginning to suspect that maybe the ETA is not entirely accurate
<IllFlower> Arha: No, your torrent's just travelling at relativistic speeds. For the information in the torrent, it's a day. For poor old you, it's 365,284,285,192,746 years.

#272

Rated 46 by 19 users
<JBridge> So yeah.
<JBridge> Back to Macross.
<JBridge> Er, MAKOROSU.
<GMH> did you just PURPOSELY CALL A SERIES WITH A COMPETENT ENGLISH NAME BY JAPANGRISH?
<GMH> JBRIDGE?
JBridge> YES?
<GMH> YOU
<GMH> YOU
<GMH> DOUBLE OTAKUR

#1170

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Saladofstones> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07ugR9edds
<Saladofstones> Someone got the prime minister to say this
<JBridge> ...How the fuck did this happen?
<Saladofstones> money and something to do with abraham lincoln's picture
<JBridge> I'm going to need more context.
<Saladofstones> its all I know
<Barcode> imagine this exchange as a noir where the detective goes to an informant

#750

Rated 35 by 9 users
<JBridge> HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.
<JBridge> IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS OWN BROW?
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON. IT BELONGS TO THE POOR.
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN. IT BELONGS TO GOD.
<JBridge> NO, SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW. IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE.
<JBridge> WELL I HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN WASH THAT BROW OF YOURS IF YOU JUST DO IT YOURSELF. I AM SELLING TICKETS TO RAPTURE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $19.95. CALL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES AND WE WILL THROW IN A COPY OF ATLAS SHRUGGED, ABSOLUTELY FREE.

#414

Rated 44 by 3 users
<BonSequitur> Fondue is quite rich, yes.
<BonSequitur> But good fondue has a very sharp taste, as strong as any sharp cheese.
<BonSequitur> There's acidity and bit of pungency and even some meatiness. It's not like dipping your bread in a tub of lard.
<BonSequitur> Not that I oppose dipping things in lard on principle, but hey.
<BonSequitur> Things or people.