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<Nitya> the adventures of one erect metallic penis in syria
<Nitya> the adventures of one erect metallic penis in syria
<jseblan> .decide |make coffee|Coffee is the only choice, the essence of life. Make coffee or perish <feepbot> jseblan: Eh?
<@GMH> oh wait <@GMH> holy shit <@GMH> BDSM is actually useful
<Nitya> writing fortran while not owning a slide rule is a syntax error
<Saladofstones> all I can think of is a belgian expression for when something is useless <Saladofstones> "its as useless as the pecker on the pope" <Juardboiled> "belgian" <Juardboiled> oh <Saladofstones> what <Saladofstones> you gonna knock my people <Juardboiled> yes wha chu gunna do bub <Saladofstones> I'll love you so tenderly man * Juardboiled rips off shirt to reveal another shit saying no sorry i'm taken <Rig> Juan is just covered in layers of shit. <Barcode> dude, is that a fucking biological ability <Barcode> growing shirts <Rig> My biological ability is not giving shits. <Rig> I'm a mutant. <Rig> Mister No Shits Given <Juardboiled> that explains so much about rig
<Fiora> is there such a thing as over-parmesaning anything? <Fiora> that sounds impossible, like over-sushiing. or over-chocolating. <IllFlower> "Sir, we accidentally put too much parmesan into the nuclear reactor." <IllFlower> "How much did you put in there?" <IllFlower> "About ten grams." <IllFlower> "How much were you supposed to put in there?" <IllFlower> "Uh... none, sir." <IllFlower> "So what's going to happen?" <IllFlower> "Well, the ship's going to have some exhaust problems for the next couple of hours..." <IllFlower> "Goddammit, I *knew* I shouldn't have bought the lactose-intolerant engine."
[Saladofstones is playing ArmA] <Saladofstones> well <Saladofstones> this was something <Saladofstones> here we are in a tank, not any tank <Saladofstones> but a variant of tank specifically designed to fight other tanks, so we have three layers of armor <Saladofstones> one taliban with a grenade launcher gets a lucky hit, our ammo cooks off and we all die <Saladofstones> thats 500 million dollars well spent, Pentagon <Saladofstones> Someone got their 72 virgins instantly today <Haruspex> oneshotting a tank is worth at least a few virgins imo <Saladofstones> whats worse is that an APC survived a direct hit from my HEAT <Saladofstones> what happened is that our hyper velocity rounds are too fast <Saladofstones> so it went in one side of its thin armor and out the other and took out a tree <Haruspex> gotta go slow... and... armor piercingly <Saladofstones> I think this tank is either cursed or the spirit of technoallah was with the taliban today <Haruspex> also i thought the point of HEAT rounds was that they exploded while inside or something <Saladofstones> yup <Haruspex> you had one job heat round <Saladofstones> but the problem being it needs a specific set of circumstances to explode <Haruspex> but nooooo, gotta blow up a tree <Saladofstones> apparantely armor made of cardboard doesn't count <Haruspex> yeah, they expect thicker armor than a shitty apc has, right?
<ponicalica> are you going to look up Vocaloid lesbian incest rape? <IllFlower> You know, I just realized that I read over that sentence without batting an eye. I keep having these moments of self-realization where I go "what is /wrong/ with me?" <IllFlower> Then I blissfully ignore this self-realization and go on with my life.
<Haruspex> I don't know how to express emotions. Is "filled with satan" an emotion?
<Iverum> Bluh, I have a calcium deficiency. <Barcode> drink more milk then <divert_time> or kill Barcode and eat his bones <Barcode> i'll have you know that I have all sorts of methods of neutralizing calcium-deficient threats <AliceTensei> Kill Barcode and eat his bones mixed with milk. Made from bones. <KanyarMaryam> .decide read more about meditation | sew | write gay porn <feepbot> KanyarMaryam: write gay porn <Nitya> eat gay porn made from barcode's bones. <divert_time> write gay porn involving Barcode's bones <KanyarMaryam> So I'm going to write the porn on his bones...? <KanyarMaryam> And it will involve them?