<jseblan> I appear to be listening to a dubstep remix of the Gravity Falls theme
<jseblan> help
<ponicalica> well it is a show named after what causes things to drop

<Misaki> video quality isn't differen
<Misaki> *different
<Misaki> i might just permanently undercock this
<Misaki> *underclock
<Misaki> OH HORRIBLE TYPO
<Misaki> god forbid if this is quoted

<JackMackerel> YOU'RE WAY TOOOO BEAUTIIIIFULLLL GIRL. THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVAR WORK. YOU MAKE ME
<JackMackerel> SUCIDALLL
<JackMackerel> SUICIDALLL
<JackMackerel> WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVERRRR
<goodtimesfreegrog> Well, now that you've brought my attention to that song, I DO want to kill myself.

<Noimporta> Noimporta: No, Tzetze is the black mage.
<Juan> talking to yourself now?
<Noimporta> Only way to find decent conversation here.
<Juan> I'm sure you stole that from someone, but I can't remember who. Groucho Marx, I think?
<Noimporta> Maybe?
<Noimporta> I actually stole it from Megatron, but he might've stolen it from Groucho.

<Barcode> «In a mission kept secret until after delivery, the pieces [(some stone artifacts)] were collected by the British Museum and brought back to Afghanistan by UK forces in July.» in marginally lighter news
<Saladofstones> I can imagine a call of duty mission based on
<Saladofstones> SOAP GO RETRIEVE THAT PRICESS ARTIFACT
<Alkthash> RAMIREZ! EXPLAIN THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE ROCKS!
<Barcode> hold x to explain
<Saladofstones> Oh god
<Saladofstones> a quickk time event to explain the significance
<Saladofstones> if you fail the artifact just explodes, killing everyone
<Barcode> What if the screen just went blurry, with "Factual inaccuracy will not be tolerated!"?

*** buttercupistiny cockpunches Charlie
<Scharlatan> >_____<
<Scharlatan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Scharlatan> THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN
<buttercupistiny> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING ME COCKPUNCHING PRIVILEGES
<JBridge> BUTTERCUP YOU FOOL CHARLATAN'S COCK IS THE BUTTON TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE

<Yukihime> "Nitya looked down at his shoes, his voice occasionally cracking through tears. 'you don't understand, ivoryRum. I'm not like the rest of you. I'm an exception.'
<Yukihime> "ivoryRum took Nitya's hand in his, running his fingers over the folds of his palm. 'I know,' he said. 'that's why I knew I had to catch you.' "
<ivoryRum> Oh god.
<Nitya> are you high

<Barcode> Time ago, the Adjective Noun verbed adverbly. Now, their noun rests in your hands.

<Saladofstones> seems like they were worried about having a maoist revolution of some sorts
<Saladofstones> there are too many isms in communism
<Saladofstones> we need a new proletariat revolution and combine all the isms into one big ism
<Saladofstones> we shall call it the great ism, and it shall be glorious

<GoggleFox> "You are now considered Very Evil." "You have lost fame with the faction Troper Shitpost Squad. You are now Vilified."