Room 208

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#12

Rated 10 by 6 users 
<goodtimesfreegrog> I have five joints on my arms!
<goodtimesfreegrog> Three of them are elbows!

#461

Rated 70 by 20 users 
<Spaghetti> No, y'all don't understand. I told solstace about this chick I was having relations with, and not an hour later things went to hell with her.
<Spaghetti> Thanks, jackass
<Solstace> Oh, sorry :(
<JackMackerel> How bad?
<Spaghetti> REAL FUCKING BAD
<JackMackerel> My condolences.
<Electivirus> ;___;
<Spaghetti> At least she convinced her boyfriend not to kill me.
<Spaghetti> cough
<Electivirus> ...
<JackMackerel> ...
<JackMackerel> Wow.
<Solstace> ....
<TOKAM> ...
<Penguin> I think I've spotted the problem.
*** Electivirus is now known as Sympathy
* Sympathy flies out the window

#1214

Rated 61 by 6 users 
<Nitya> 2016 is going to be the International Year of Pulses what does that even mean i love it
<Fiora> beep
<Fiora> beep
<Fiora> beep
<Fiora> beep
<Fiora> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulse_(legume) ?
<Rig> Darling, 2016 can be the year you make my pulse race.
<Rig> Or beans.
<Rig> It could be beans.

#714

Rated 51 by 4 users 
*** Nitya entered the room
<Iverum> As I was saying, Solstace becomes jealous of Jackerel's open 'affection' for Nitya and opens his heart (among other things) to Nitya in response.
<Iverum> Shit.
<Iverum> He's back.
<Nitya> okay nevermind
*** Nitya left the room

#432

Rated 67 by 13 users 
<Nyktos> no, you are the anthropomorphic personificantion of surprinse
<Nyktos> shit man, I tihkn I spelled altnhhropomorthping right

#615

Rated 65 by 7 users 
<RAGE> I hate being young.
<JBridge> Well, you can try waiting.
<RAGE> But that takes for _ever_
<JBridge> No, it's quite a bit shorter.
<JBridge> It just feels like forever.
<JBridge> If you want to feel old, you could go to GameFAQs or some other forum with a lot of young idiots.
<RAGE> That just depresses me more, because I start thinking "wait, you're telling me I'M the high end?"

#608

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<Tibetanfox> You know what Feepbot loves, though?
<Tibetanfox> Ponies.
<AnOtherT> feepbot: do you like ponies?
<Saigyouji> .decide Genocide|Ponies
<feepbot> Saigyouji: Genocide
<EnglishIvy> Oh shit.

#130

Rated 62 by 11 users 
<Yume> the more i stare at this gaussian curve 
<Yume> the more i imagine it to be a really fat penis

#318

Rated 55 by 12 users 
<GMH> Hey Hollywood!
<GMH> Get out of here!  We don't serve lib'rals here!
* Hollywood has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)

#971

Rated 65 by 7 users 
<Raydere> okay, at least this plugin doesn't spam channels
* Raydere is now playing: Neulakyussra - YAKSHA