<Myrmidon> "HP Lovecraft's greatest achievement is making sure every idiot says/posts "Cthulhu!" whenever an exotic sea creature picture gets posted."
<Nitya> thus destroying mankind's knowledge of sea life - and he detested sea life
<Nitya> well played mister craft
<Saladofstones> My problem is that everyone only says Cthulu
<Saladofstones> there were other cosmic horrors, such as the librarians who transcended space and time and abducted people and made them write in books
<Saladofstones> proving Lovecraft hated books
<Saladofstones> which is why he only wrote in magazines

<GoggleFox> If fanfiction.net were a drink, it would be one of those horrible fruity martinis with tons of vermouth as a base, two entire lemons' worth of wedges around the rim (no sugar rim) and a purple umbrella stuck through one of them.

<IllFlower> "YOU DON'T GET TO 500 MILLION SLEEP DEPRIVED RAMBLES WITHOUT MAKING A FEW SENSICAL COMMENTS"

<blamspam> .decide die chicken biscuit cracker & cheez wiz laden death|skip cheez wiz
<feepbot> blamspam: die chicken biscuit cracker & cheez wiz laden death
<Barcode[PATV]> but...what is a cheeze wiz bin laden death
<Barcode[PATV]> or a die chicken biscuit cracker
<Barcode[PATV]> /why are all your snacks about the loss of life/
<blamspam> I wasn't talking about bin Laden! And these things are bad for you, you know that?

<GMH> dude
<GMH> this game is more complicated than magic the gathering
<GMH> seriously
<ponicalica> GMH: Bigger prizes, too.

<Nitya> I did not know that you could do this to penises.
<Fiora> see, nitya, you'll become an expert in things that can be done to penises.
<Alicia> Been his dream for such a long time.
<Nitya> I'm already an expert in that, baby.
* Nitya winks

<Fiora> ... also, I actually ordered myself a soul gem, so like, um, yeah.
<ponicalica> are you going to cosplay as homuhomu
<Fiora> No... I just wanted one because it was pretty!
<Fiora> I'm not... lkajlskjl
<Fiora> I can't win
<SpruceZeus> Fiora is a master of the Nordic tongues
<SpruceZeus> Lkåjskjl!
<Fiora> ._.
<jseblan> Fus Fiora Da?
<SpruceZeus> It makes everyone in a certain radius suddenly get rotten teeth and suffer heart attacks and nosebleed

<IllFlower> And up and down the internet, heads suddenly jumped to attention upon the announcement that a girl is acquiring glasses...

<JuanCarlos> things people need to stop saying: Nope.avi
<JuanCarlos> inb4 nope.avi
<RocketDude> Heck no.png

<Tibetanfox> You know what Feepbot loves, though?
<Tibetanfox> Ponies.
<AnOtherT> feepbot: do you like ponies?
<Saigyouji> .decide Genocide|Ponies
<feepbot> Saigyouji: Genocide
<EnglishIvy> Oh shit.