Room 208

Quote database

#77

Rated 60 by 21 users
<GuitarBizarre> I BLAME ZE FRENCH
<GuitarBizarre> With their stripy flag and their fine wines!
<GuitarBizarre> Staying over there, sending us their womenfolk!
<GuitarBizarre> wait no thats wrong
<GuitarBizarre> COMING OVER HERE, STEALING OUR WOMEN!
<GuitarBizarre> wait no, also wrong...
<GuitarBizarre> ENGAGING IN SCHRODINGERS IMMIGRANT!

#1008

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni.
<Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back.
<Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls.
<Iverum> Welp.
<Iverum> We can leave now.
<Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace.
<Xeniera> Hahahahahaha
<Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.

#348

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Beorc> Electivirus, do you have any advice on how to beat Seymour Flux in Final Fantasy X?
<Zakdos> kill him
<Zakdos> that should do it
<Beorc> He kills me first.
<Zakdos> kill him first, then

#319

Rated 72 by 16 users
* IllFlower hugs Mio-chan before throwing her out of the nearest window at high initial velocity: "fly, moe, fly!"
* Mio-chan squeals.

#494

Rated 69 by 19 users
<IllFlower> Oh, we can recruit Nitya as our second voice actor. Nitya, can you say "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~"?
<Nitya> if you give me a tongue depresser
<IllFlower> Not that kind of "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~". More of the kind that you would make when ivoryRum violates your innocence.

#1159

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Saladofstones> also had a nightmare where the world was being attacked by gross looking demons
<Saladofstones> and I happened to get called up by my friend and said "hey all these demons are killing people, we need a janitor, and you need some money. You game?"
<Saladofstones> cue me cleaning up blood and putting heads and limbs in buckets while demon apocalypse
<Barcode> your friend has his priorities straight

#516

Rated 40 by 10 users
<JBridge> And yeah. We raped feepbot to death.
<Nitya> jseblan: Neat.
<jseblan> Yeah
<jseblan> Unless it lasts more than 52 minutes

#975

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Alicia> Touché.
<Picea> Truthché, Alicia.
<ponicalica> @topic dropping truthbombs left and right
<HederaHelix> What do truthbombs contain, truth? Or explosives?
<ponicalica> yes

#325

Rated 73 by 33 users
<Suke|Kitty> SUKE WINDS ROUND 1
<Zakdos> it's WINS, not WINDS
<Suke|Kitty> ...
<Suke|Kitty> Shut up ;-;
<GuitarBizarre> no
<GuitarBizarre> its winds
<GuitarBizarre> since he.
* GuitarBizarre sunglasses
<GuitarBizarre> Blew it.
<Zakdos> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
<Zakdos> *The Who*

#790

Rated 30 by 6 users
<SpruceZeus> Something about the juxtaposition of those two elements
<SpruceZeus> the train simulator, and the dub step
<SpruceZeus> it's just inherently amusing somehow