Room 208

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#847

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Iverum> I dislike the UI for Steel Battalion, Barcode.
<Barcode> No, I mean, like, wht about it?
<Iverum> Oh, I mean the whole "peer out of this tiny window" bit.
<Barcode> man, that's the /best part/ of tankshit! the horrid visibility
* Nitya imagines Iverum standing in a submarine, critiquing the viewport UI

#342

Rated 71 by 21 users
<Suke> Solstace.
<Suke> I want you inside me
* Solstace thrusts his hands inside Suke's abdomen, and begins to massage him from the inside.

#1213

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> >tsuncode
<Barcode> it's not like i'm saying "it's not like I like her or anything" or anything.
<IllFlower> Dude, you just embedded an "it's not like" sentence inside another "it's not like" sentence.
<IllFlower> That's, like, critical tsundere.

#843

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Charlatan> Which variant of the Atlas is the kung fu one again?
<AliceTensei> ...how did i read kung fu as king of spain
<AliceTensei> how
<Charlatan> KING FERDINAND ATLAS.
<AliceTensei> @g the king of spain was a mech pilot
<Omnipresence> AliceTensei: Google: Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja - Television Tropes & Idioms: While Hughes Gouli is usually just an ordinary mecha pilot in Overman King Gainer he occasionally awesome puts on his ninja suit... — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja
<AliceTensei> ....................
<Barmoured_code_V> Sounds about right, AliceTensei
<Charlatan> i think i have an idea for a game now

#79

Rated 62 by 11 users
<TheCharlinaut> Figures.
<TheCharlinaut> Heaven has angels playing trumpets.
<TheCharlinaut> Hell has...Vuvuzelas.

#393

Rated 51 by 4 users
*** GoggleFox joined #yackfest
* sgrunt puts a pair of goggles on GoggleFox.
*** GoggleFox is now known as DoubleGoggleFox
<Alkthash> The goggles do nothing!
* sgrunt puts another pair of goggles on GoggleFox. <_<
* JohnShark paints DoubleGoggleFox black
<sgrunt> Looks like the Goggles Do Something Unusual...
*** DoubleGoggleFox is now known as ThisIsRidiculoussgrunt

#1065

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Nitya> You know what, I'm not going to click that.
<jseblan> they're golf club accessories
<jseblan> ...
<jseblan> they're not
<jseblan> nvm don't click that

#373

Rated 49 by 10 users
<zeroplusalpha> Did I not say this before? Somewhere in there is a demented teenager that refuses to go quietly into the night.
<Lin_Chong> I think I might have one.
<Lin_Chong> In my colon.
<Lin_Chong> Damned thing just won't digest.
<zeroplusalpha> In my colon. <-- That's gross. >_<
<Lin_Chong> I know!
<Lin_Chong> He just won't stop singing songs about spleens!
<Lin_Chong> I think he's got a rhyming dictionary in there!
<IllFlower> Lin_Chong: "this right here is the spleen / I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be green / what have you been eating, my master? / you know it'll just make you die faster"

#421

Rated 44 by 6 users
<StarGirl00> At least this guy got to the point
<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: female ?
    You: yes
    Stranger: would you plz rate my dick ? it would mean alot to me :/ plz be honest
   [You have disconnected.]

#946

Rated 68 by 8 users
<ponicalica> of course not, and ignore the meth I'm taking off this gay prostitute