<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises
<qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth
<saladofstones> but
<saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this

<GoggleFox> With 1/2 the calories and saturated sin of natural Satan it's I Can't Believe It's Not Satan! For the soul-conscious mortal.
<Alkthash> {{May contain evil}}

<IllFlower> it wasn't my plan to RP a sarcastic character. it just happens when you're cast alongside JBridge and JackMackerel :p

<JuanCarlos> bluh, therapist appointment in about...three hours. Suddenly, doubts
<Barcode> I read that as "the rapist appointment"
<eX> no wonder he has doubts

<SewerShark> I had deep fried oreos in fat that was used to fry chicken. An interesting taste.
<feepbot> SewerShark: Barcode left a note 13 hours, 19 minutes ago: believe it or not i've seen that before

<Nitya> «Lactase can be purchased as a food supplement, and is added to milk to produce "lactose-free" milk products.» that's kinda cool
<Nitya> you can't digest this stuff, so we'll just add what you need to digest it for you
<Nitya> imagine going to a restaurant and buying a digestive tract with your meal
<Nitya> maybe renting would be more convenient.
<Barcode> yeah.
<Barcode> i imagine someone wrote a biopunk story where this happens.
<Barcode> ("no, but I will")

[19:31] <@IllFlower> I do not like it, jseblan-man. I do not like it on my box; I much prefer Firefox. I do not like Chrome in a can.

<SpruceZeus> the road to cockhalla is long and hard, because one must first endure Wangnarok

<IllFlower> Time is just a chain that binds me to the present.
<IllFlower> Or, it's summer and sleeping on a regular schedule is for pussies. Pick one.

<Beorc> Clearly you were male in all of your past lives and are now suffering extreme gender confusion, ShoujiAn.
<ShoujiAn> I wouldn't say it's extreme really.
<NorthNo2> It's only a mild ghost penis