Room 208

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#1252

Rated 30 by 4 users 
<CentralAve> Question: how do we know it's not the early word that gets the berm?

#1299

Rated 21 by 1 user 
<Nitya> If I don't successfully pick up 420 girls, I am going to die in a lot of different ways.

#537

Rated 36 by 7 users 
<Soraya> Goliath Tarantula:  1 foot across, 1 inch long fangs.
<Soraya> ...
<Nitya> See, I just get a few thousands of those, and found my own country in, I dunno, the Balkans.
<Soraya> And then they eventually hive mind, and overthrow you, using your carcass to lay their eggs.
<Nitya> Practically noone will miss a few spider-infested mountains anyway, I betcha.
<Nitya> Hey, I'm not one to stand in the way of progress.

#51

Rated 30 by 6 users 
<Yuanchosaan> I think looking young is fine, but being lolibait is a completely different story.

#693

Rated 38 by 5 users 
<YuleSequitur> You know what's stupid?
<YuleSequitur> Right-wingers seem to actually be genuinely outraged and surprised that teacher's assemblies are incredibly left-wing.
<YuleSequitur> What the fuck do you expect? You put a bunch of overeducated, underpaid public-sector workers together in a room, you should be thankful they don't decide to take up arms and overthrow the government.
<Kaliayev> especially when the last 6 months has seen a concerted attack on teachers from those very same right wing sources. then again, they were the people who brought us "we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?", so, you know...
<YuleSequitur> That should be added before any mention of the GOP primary debates: "From the people who brought you 'we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?' it's the GOP PRIMARY DEBATES! Chapter 17!"

#415

Rated 49 by 7 users 
<Alkthash> I am not moe!
<Alkthash> I have facial hair!
<Alkthash> That right there keeps me from being moe ever
<Tibetanfox> HIS BEARD IS MOE!
<Tibetanfox> ALL HAIL THE MOE BEARD!

#757

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<ponicalica> EGG?
<ponicalica> You have to think in German, baka Shinji.
<BarcRockShooter> Eriginal Gnime Gideo

#78

Rated 50 by 13 users 
<GMH> OKAY
<GMH> WHO MADE THE REALLY BIG JUNK THREAD?
<sporkaganza> Be more specific. There are a lot of those.

#1200

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<Barcode> "Environmental Enforcement Officer" Hell yes.
<Barcode> "Spallini, when I get to the bottom of your oil trading black market, your ass is grass."
<IllFlower> "Literally. I will inject chlorophyll *into* your gluteus maximus."

#509

Rated 57 by 5 users 
* Charlatan makes Madoka AMV set to NIN songs
<Charlatan> "Starfuckers, Inc" goes with everything.
<Jimbobbowilly> I wanna fuck you like an anime