Room 208

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#1050

Rated 74 by 11 users 
<jseblan> thing that annoys me in Saints Row 3: There are no socks in Steelport
<Barcode> socks ain't gangsta
<jseblan> but how am I going to make a cute tsundere character without thigh-high socks
<jseblan> I mean seriously
<Nitya> b-baka, i ain't pop a cap in yo ass because i like you or anything

#868

Rated 44 by 3 users 
<Nitya> do people actually use the shortening "evo-devo"
<ponicalica> I'm going to go to the fro-yo shop to do some evo-devo!
<RocketDude> Are we men? We are Evo-Devo!

#1082

Rated 72 by 10 users 
<JackMackerel> @yt hookers and blow party
<Omnipresence> JackMackerel: YouTube: (1/25) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWerT-eO8_I — Hookers and Blow: Welcome to the Republican Convention — 19892 views (+2923 more characters)
<JackMackerel> ....That works, too.

#1212

Rated 68 by 8 users 
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia
<Alicia> Yes?
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia!
<Alicia> Yeeeeeees?
<MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Alicia> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
<MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one
<Alicia> CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIIIIEEE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT
<taelor> get a room, you two.
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia
<Alicia> Hi

#100

Rated 56 by 9 users 
<Barcode> why did someone bump my asexuality/homosexuality topic ;_;
<Logopolis> Because a lot of people enjoy bumping homosexuals.

#828

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<RocketDude> Okay, fine, I'll give you that, but it still had to do with impractically large dicks, so my point stands

#678

Rated 65 by 7 users 
<Solstace> YOU, TOO, CAN PROGRAM YOUR OWN HUMAN!  ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LEARN THE FUNCTION OF THE BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF GENETIC SEQUENCES, SYNTHESIZE A FETUS, AND BRAINWASH THE FUCK OUT OF THE KID!
<Vorpy> HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH HUMAN PROGRAMMING

#902

Rated 61 by 6 users 
<Nitya> my brother's reading ff.net.  sadface.
<@Omnipresence> URL: [ff.net → www.pantsu.net] Anime for the ecchi otaku / Pantsu.net
<Nitya> .....
<Nitya> not that

#537

Rated 36 by 7 users 
<Soraya> Goliath Tarantula:  1 foot across, 1 inch long fangs.
<Soraya> ...
<Nitya> See, I just get a few thousands of those, and found my own country in, I dunno, the Balkans.
<Soraya> And then they eventually hive mind, and overthrow you, using your carcass to lay their eggs.
<Nitya> Practically noone will miss a few spider-infested mountains anyway, I betcha.
<Nitya> Hey, I'm not one to stand in the way of progress.

#928

Rated 78 by 14 users 
<Iverum> You know. I bet aliens would watch porn and laugh their non-anthrocentric asses off.
<Iverum> «Is he rubbing his reproductive organs on her face? Why would you do that? It's terribly inefficient for reproduction. No wonder this species can't get past the moon.»
<Barcode> you think aliens wouldn't horribly abuse their reproductive organs?
<MisterJuantastic> Our civilization will be known across the universe as one where being a plumber means being a three legged handsome thirty year old
<ponicalica> I thought being a plumber meant jumping on turtles
<MisterJuantastic> well, games lied to you. Porn's preaching the truth, brutha