<CharlatanAznable> Raep in the mornin raep in the evenin raep at supper time~

<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (2+1+1)=4
<Spike|JBridge> Hrm.
<Spike|JBridge> By the way, these next three rolls don't count for anything.
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (3+4+2)=9
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (4+4+1)=9
<Spike|JBridge> +roll 3d4
<rollermine> Spike|JBridge: (4+2+1)=7
<Spike|JBridge> BULLSHIT
<Anne|Nova> ahaha
<Spike|JBridge> ROLLERMINE YOU COCKTEASE

<Barcode> Penguin asked for a book recommendation, RocketDude suggested a battletech novel (?????) that had Vietnam parallels, JBridge didn't understand one of the parallels, saladofstones started talking about it because that's his job~

<ponicalica> are you going to look up Vocaloid lesbian incest rape?
<IllFlower> You know, I just realized that I read over that sentence without batting an eye. I keep having these moments of self-realization where I go "what is /wrong/ with me?"
<IllFlower> Then I blissfully ignore this self-realization and go on with my life.

<Tibetanfox> Anyhow, like I said, it's about how much you care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> Like, the guy who has been drawing for 10 years and pretty much looks the same as when they started.
<Tibetanfox> They don't really care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> Sure, they like drawing. But they don't care about getting better.
<Tibetanfox> A person who cares is constantly looking for whatever the fuck they can learn, from anywhere and anyone, on how to improve.
<Tibetanfox> Like, they don't have to think about it. They just want it so bad that subconsciously, they are hunting for it, like a horny guy hunting for something to get his dick wet.
<Tibetanfox> INAPPROPRIATE ANALOGIES FTW
<Tibetanfox> (Haha, I said anal)

<Iverum> Imagine that scene in the The Matrix where Neo takes the pill and the mirror eats him. Okay, you've got that. Now imagine that the mirror is made of all the rage and I'm just falling down that shit. And when I wake up in my little gel capsule of hate the machines come and kill me.
<AliceTensei> And thus we discover that Iverum thinks he's Jesus.

<Nitya> "It is only equipped with a 12.6mm Vulcan, but it gets additional firepower by eating chili peppers or a car battery, after which the elephant becomes able to breathe fire or to shoot lightning from it's proboscis." it's an exciting time to be a soldier

<Charlatan> I would describe the state of IT development as cancerous right now
<Charlatan> It is advancing rapidly but without any restraint or sensibility
<Nitya> haha you don't even know how many rants i hear about startups every day
<Rig> Or how many I make a day.
<Rig> Startups.
<Rig> Not rants.
<Nitya> rig's latest startup is a replacement for irc optimized for complaining about startups

<Yukihime> "JackMackerel held the knife in his left hand, which was trembling violently enough to blur. 'I loved you! I loved you, but you never acknowledged me, you stopped returning my calls, you ignored me when I said "hi"... this is it! if you won't accept me, then I can't accept you!'
<Yukihime> "he lunged at Nitya with the blade, but only managed to swipe at thin air. Nitya grabbed his arm, knocking him down to the ground with the efficiency of a martial arts master. 'I didn't want to hate you, Jack. even if I couldn't love, I thought I could keep myself from falling into that pit of ill regard. that's why... I stayed away. to keep myself from having to hate you... but it's too late now, isn't it?' "

<IllFlower> I would write a Solstace/Tzetze haiku, but just writing out their names takes nine of the seventeen mora I have available
[...]
<IllFlower> ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス but that lacks the essential //poetry// of a haiku.
<IllFlower> On the other hand, since nobody here can actually read that, I'll just write random Japanese gibberish and pretend it's Soltze haiku.
<oneironaut> @translate ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス
<Omnipresence> oneironaut: Google translation from Japanese (auto-detected) to English: Tsetse brute mouth gently Sorusutasu