<Juan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM // good thesis
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women - YouTube
<Nitya> that's unintuitive to programmers?

<Solstace> The little girls probably have to fellate, too.
<Nitya> evil life suckers
<LORd[Nisemonogatari]> oh. makes sense I guess (much as it pains to say)
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<Arha> It's always nice to come into the channel and have the first thing you read be about little girls fellating
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<Arha> You never let me down, yackfest
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<KanWrites> I WILL PUT UP WITH DICE
<KanWrites> FOR LOVECRAFT
<KanWrites> BECAUSE I WANT HIS RACIST BABIES

<Fiora> I actually tried to build cities and stuff ._.
<Fiora> and I didn't cheat
<Nitya> you nerd!
<Fiora> I was like
<Fiora> 5 years old
<Nitya> still a nerd.
<Xeniera> That just reinforces teh point, Fiora.
<Fiora> I wasn't denying iiiit >_<
<Nitya> your first words were "Kirk is better than Picard, nya"

* Yuanchosaan blinks
<Yuanchosaan> I must be tired. I read the "Comics" subforum as "Conics", and spent a few seconds wondering when we had decided to devote an entire board to mathematics.

<blamspam> .decide die chicken biscuit cracker & cheez wiz laden death|skip cheez wiz
<feepbot> blamspam: die chicken biscuit cracker & cheez wiz laden death
<Barcode[PATV]> but...what is a cheeze wiz bin laden death
<Barcode[PATV]> or a die chicken biscuit cracker
<Barcode[PATV]> /why are all your snacks about the loss of life/
<blamspam> I wasn't talking about bin Laden! And these things are bad for you, you know that?

<LORd> a steel horse the size of an oil rig that ejaculates missiles, or perhaps this metaphor got out of hand.

<Nitya> .decide listen to shitty pop via youtube | listen to shitty pop via nightmares beamed into your mind from things beyond existence
<RocketDude> Granted, YouTube is probably a better medium than the latter
<Nitya> You'd be surprised!  The reception is usually pretty great.
<JuanC> RocketDude: you clearly haven't use Things Beyond Existence's services. I tell you, man, they're about be as big as YT is
<Nitya> Only once the stars are right again. Then we will dance through the ruined halls of Tsochari to the mad theremin of Commisar Schilling, as has our ancestors on Xoth once did
<IllFlower> I hate the advertisements, though. They really went downhill when they started reading your mind to sell you things.

<IllFlower> I would write a Solstace/Tzetze haiku, but just writing out their names takes nine of the seventeen mora I have available
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<IllFlower> ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス but that lacks the essential //poetry// of a haiku.
<IllFlower> On the other hand, since nobody here can actually read that, I'll just write random Japanese gibberish and pretend it's Soltze haiku.
<oneironaut> @translate ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス
<Omnipresence> oneironaut: Google translation from Japanese (auto-detected) to English: Tsetse brute mouth gently Sorusutasu

<Miijhal> "One noticeable use of her shapeshifting ability is her hair, which turns into hands that hold up her breasts and cover her nipples. Her primary offense is squirting acid from her breasts, as well as wielding a sword created from her hair."
<Miijhal> This is the weirdest fucking wikipedia page
<HederaHelix> Please tell me you're reading the one on the history of the far future.
<Miijhal> no.
<Miijhal> though that would probably be a better read
<RocketDude> In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only strange fanservice.