<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.

<JBridge> I remember back around my sophomore year in high school, two girls came up to me, and asked if I had fallopian tubes. I said no, and mentioned something about their epidermis showing.
<JBridge> Now however, I realize how I SHOULD'VE responded.
<JBridge> "Yes. They're not mine, but I DO have them. If you want to see, I could bring the jar in some time."
<GuitarBizarre> Yeah. Flirting, disgusting, and witty in one fell swoop
<GuitarBizarre> you'd have been knee deep in vagina by the time you turned around
<Jayden> Ewwwww
<Jayden> As a friendly word of advice; it's not your leg you're supposed to stuff in there
<Jayden> If you're knee deep in vagina you're doing it very wrong
<GuitarBizarre> Jayden: or horrifically right!

<Lin_Chong> I really wonder about these advertising policies.
<Lin_Chong> Why do the bait-and-switch at all?
<Alkthash> Because tits are a fast way to get attention?
<Lin_Chong> Once people realize that it's not ecchi and instead a cheap MMPORG, then they'll just leave.
<Alkthash> Well yeah. But a few will stay around.
<TParadox> "BOOBIES! Oh, an MMO? Sure, why not."
<Alkthash> Oh wait I have to pay to do anything fun?
<TParadox> [[strike:It's just like real women!]]

<Wicked223> @g the system is deown
<Omnipresence> Google: System of a Down — http://www.systemofadown.com/
<Wicked223> HA
<GoggleFox> And then
<GoggleFox> Make TVTropes's server work
<GoggleFox> DO EET
<Electivirus> @g deown
<Omnipresence> Google: Emerald theme manager, not switching themes? [Archive] - Ubuntu Forums — http://ubuntuforums.org/archive/index.php/t-419536.html
<Electivirus> ...
<GoggleFox> @g doen
<Omnipresence> Google: Stichting DOEN - Home — http://www.doen.nl/web/show/id=44928
<GoggleFox> . . . I don't even want to know
<Electivirus> @g deown in the dumps
<Omnipresence> Google: Employees Down in the Dumps? That's Great News! | BNET — http://www.bnet.com/blog/tribal/employees-down-in-the-dumps-that-8217s-great-news/190
<Electivirus> ..........
<jseblan> :|
<Electivirus> @g deowntown
<Omnipresence> Google: Vital Signs: What makes Metro Vancouver livable? - Social Studies — http://communities.canada.com/vancouversun/blogs/socialstudies/archive/2010/10/04/vital-signs-what-makes-metro-vancouver-livable.aspx
<Electivirus> I give up.

<Kaguya|Darxzero> Ooo. A boss door. Let's see what horror awaits me... 
<Kaguya|Darxzero> ...Oh God. ...It's the Yellow Devil. D:
<Kaguya|Darxzero> ...Well, that went badly. D:
<GuitarBizarre> Fu Manchu kicked your ass?

<IllFlower> "brain.visual_memory.as_image_buffer(format: 'png')"
<IllFlower> I don't know why my brain's interface is in Ruby.
<Barcodrawing> because then you can say you've gone off the rails.

<Logopolis> SPEAKST THOU OF HORRIFIC FANFICTION?
<GuitarBizarre> no
<GuitarBizarre> just DLC's mind.
<Logopolis> Good.
<Logopolis> That shit's okay as long as nobody ever writes it down.
<GuitarBizarre> though arguably DLC lives her life on the basis that she's living her own personal...fan...fiction...
<GuitarBizarre> OH DEAR GOD
<Arha> ...
<Logopolis> Holy shit.
<Arha> She's a self insert character
<Arha> in her OWN LIFE
<GuitarBizarre> WHAT THE FUCK
<Logopolis> HOW?
<GuitarBizarre> ARRRRRRRRRRRGH
<Logopolis> She's a REAL Purity Sue.
* Logopolis arms for battle
<GuitarBizarre> PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH
<GuitarBizarre> *NOW*
*** Logopolis is now known as Ordhgard
<Arha> I... bottle
<Ordhgard> FEAR! FIRE! FOES!
<Arha> I don't drink but I need to drink this thought away
<Arha> make it stoooop

<AliceTensei> http://i46.tinypic.com/au8ly1.jpg Oh Fox, never change.
<Nitya> Obama flip flops comfy, surprisingly affordable

<Barcode[out]> Rebound your cottons becusde

<jseblan> oh my god
<jseblan> I have the perfect weapon against the clams