<JBridge> Testing video games is a lot like doing porn. <JBridge> Both jobs take something you'd normally enjoy doing, but you have to do it how and when your bosses want. <JBridge> And you have to do it all the time, which is probably the biggest reason why both jobs are shit. <zeroplusalpha> Testing video games is worse because the build isn't even complete yet, most of the time.
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<AliceTensei> Yukari is weird anyway. I mean, this is the woman who decided the best position for a girl depressed to the point of suicide was princess of the underworld.
<IllFlower> When you use "speedrun" like that I can't help but think it's a drug term. <IllFlower> "Yeah, I totally speedran two lines of cocaine. Messed me *up*, man." <ponicalica> You must have mistaken AGDQ for something hellish. <IllFlower> Considering the number of glitches I saw, it did feel like I was high at points.
<Barcode> Finally! Success in video games, once more! <Nitya> How many points? <Barcode> On the contrary, my team and I bested another team in the ring of honour. <RocketDude> But what did you do with the fight money? <AliceTensei> Cocaine and prostitutes, clearly. <Barcode> the stereotypical answer owuld have been: battlemechs <jseblan> Cocaine and mechs with boobs and STDs, then <RocketDude> At least he didn't buy two of every animal on earth. <AliceTensei> That is a horrifying mental image. <RocketDude> Or two of every boat on earth <AliceTensei> Two of every mech. <RocketDude> And then he herded them onto a dropship, and then he beat the crap out of every single one <AliceTensei> With a feather duster? <RocketDude> ...Ten pints of Stella and a dollop of chlamydia. <AliceTensei> Anyone who drinks Stella should be shot on sight. With an anti-tank rifle. <jseblan> we managed to mix together in one conversation Battletech, Team Fortress 2, alcohol, STDs, prostitution and drugs. I am crying right now.
<Nitya> mindfuck city is where I was born <Nova> that does explain a lot
<Juan> @more <Omnipresence> Juan: Spider-Girl. <Juan> grrr <Myrmirond> If you really want @more, scream it out louder, if you on the floor, bring out the fire, And light it up, take it up higher, Gonna push it to the limit, give it @more. <RocketDude> In the midnight call, she cried "@more, @more, @more!" With a rebel yell, she cried "@more, @more, @more!"
<Fiora> earlier today I was at the ralph's (kroger) and was in the frozen foods aisle <Fiora> and there was literally a rack of godiva chocolates placed in front of the Lean Cuisine <Fiora> they're horrible people
-!- JackMackerel is now known as ARooster <+Alkthash> Stop being a cock Jackerel.
<Nitya> semirelatedly, phrases i do not want to see anywhere near each other ever again: "decerebrate cat" and "anal sphincter"