zeroplusalpha: I majored in D, and minored in A flat. 
* zeroplusalpha waits for the inevitable collective groan.
Solstace: I guess your major and minor weren't related.

<Alkthash> Faw is still around? He didn't ascend to a higher moe based plane of existence?
<Charlatan> Elemental Plane of Moe
<GoggleFox> Right next to the Elemental Plane of Fire.
<Zizoz> And the Elemental Planes of Larry and Curly.

<JackMackerel> WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO VEGETABLES
<JackMackerel> YOU KNOW HOW TO EAT, AND SO DO I
<GMH> A BALANCED DIET'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF
<GMH> YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY CHICKEN FRY
<GMH> I....JUST WANNA TELL YOU WHAT I'M EATING
<GMH> GOTTA GIVE YOU...DIGESTION
<JackMackerel> AAAAND IF I TELL YOU WHAT I'M EATING
<JackMackerel> DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TOO, FULL TO EAT

<GMH> oh
<GMH> i know what mindvirus to use as an audio avatar
<GMH> Cirno's perfect math class
<GMH> and yay at being protected from it due to my currently listening to something else
<JBridge> ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU...
<JBridge> AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU...
<JBridge> AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE.
<GMH> OH GAWD
<GMH> HOW DARE YOU SIC THAT SONG ON ME
<GMH> IN REVENGE I SHALL ASK YOU
<GMH> DOES YOUR MILKSHAKE BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD?

<Juan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM // good thesis
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women - YouTube
<Nitya> that's unintuitive to programmers?

<Wicked223> @g i will sexually molest you while screaming the names of long fallen deities and painting their signs upon your chest
<Omnipresence> Google: Arson Murder And Jaywalking - Television Tropes & Idioms — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking

<Fiora> nuclear fusion in stars?
<Fiora> that's pretty hot

<BattlecupIsScowling> >:[ Nitya, I will shank you.
<BattlecupIsScowling> WITHOUT HESITATION
<Nitya> :)

<Alexcalibur> "Symbol [Bat], Uniform [Armor]. Maid roots: [Hereditary Maid]. Stress reaction: [Violence]. Powers: Skill[Lie Detector], Skill[Stalking]"
<Alexcalibur> holy fuck, BGTB
<Alexcalibur> you rolled fucking BATMAID

<zeroplusalpha> But look, it was Shinobi, and like, it's really REALLY hard, and I've been trying to finish it since the game's release in 2002.
<Tcaolin> I could whip you or something I suppose. and if it's any consolation I've spent an unreasonable amount of time playing flash games this week
<blamspam> You /would/ want to go whipping him, pervert
<blamspam> ♥