Room 208

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#940

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Juan> @more
<Omnipresence> Juan: Spider-Girl.
<Juan> grrr
<Myrmirond> If you really want @more, scream it out louder, if you on the floor, bring out the fire, And light it up, take it up higher, Gonna push it to the limit, give it @more. 
<RocketDude> In the midnight call, she cried "@more, @more, @more!" With a rebel yell, she cried "@more, @more, @more!"

#499

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Yukihime> "Nitya looked down at his shoes, his voice occasionally cracking through tears. 'you don't understand, ivoryRum. I'm not like the rest of you. I'm an exception.'
<Yukihime> "ivoryRum took Nitya's hand in his, running his fingers over the folds of his palm. 'I know,' he said. 'that's why I knew I had to catch you.' "
<ivoryRum> Oh god.
<Nitya> are you high

#973

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Miijhal> some youkai are just regular animals with large testicles.

#814

Rated 61 by 6 users
* Iverum reads Barcodes origin story and imagines the old meaning of dork.
<Nitya> Penis?
<Iverum> Penis.
<Barcode> I don't think anyone's penis has enough mass to break through even a window screen at thrown velocities
<Iverum> You've never seen mine.
<Barcode> also that would be tremendously bloody and great, mental images
<Nitya> Just get a bundle of penises, tied together.
<Nitya> Nobody said it was a human penis, anyway.
<JBridge> Penile defenestration.
<JBridge> Never thought I'd say that.
<Barcode> yes, well, you tell me how a canadian gets a hold of an elephant cock
<Nitya> Expertly?

#1109

Rated 77 by 13 users
<TheWireblan> "If a virus killed everyone on earth except registered reddit users, what would society look like in 5 years?" I'd delete my account if I was warned beforehand

#587

Rated 56 by 9 users
<JBridge> Blendingcode: Say, do you happen to have a 3D model of the human muscle structure?
<JBridge> That is, a model of the naked human body.
<JBridge> But without the skin.
<JBridge> I need it for something.
<JBridge> Yes, something.
<Blendingcode> You will never be able to justify what you just said.

#343

Rated 72 by 22 users
<Charlatannery> God, fuck Google ads, fuck the wiki and fuck everything under the sun.
<Charlatannery> THAT IS MY FUCKING OPINION.
<IllFlower> Do you have an opinion on the matter that doesn't involve wild pelvic thrusting?
<Charlatannery> I HAVE NO OPINIONS ON ANYTHING THAT DON'T INVOLVE PELVIC THRUSTING

#128

Rated 77 by 62 users
<Arha> I like my women like I like my coffee
<Arha> COVERED IN BEES
<Noimporta> You have an unusual taste in coffee.

#133

Rated 70 by 20 users
<DograMagra> "Could God make porn so disgusting that he couldn't fap to it?"  Good times.
<GMH> LOL
<GMH> WTF
<GMH> don't go outside, DograMagra, you might get hit by a penis-shaped bolt of lightning. 
<jseblan> Dogra: Maybe he can. The question is: Can he make porn so disgusting a human couldn't fap to it?

#625

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Tzetzuo> @w music in nazi germany
<Omnipresence> Tzetzuo: Wikipedia (full-text): Propaganda: Propaganda is a form of communication that is aimed at influencing the attitude of a community toward some cause or position so ... — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propaganda
<Tzetzuo> That answers that.