<Kirino> you know, with the way people are bitching about IJBM
<Kirino> it's like they don't visit any other part of the internet
<Kirino> ...oh wait.

<IllFlower> today on "oh, IllFlower, that ledge on the roof looks awful tempting right about now...":
<IllFlower> >"I only got one line of your message"
<IllFlower> >there's only one line *in* the message
<IllFlower> >"but what does it *mean*??!!"

<ponicalica> citizen novocaine
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Abel Cain.
<Nyaru-san> Citizen Kain: will drain you of your blood
<Nyaru-san> Citizen Kane: LIVES
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Sugarcane.
<FlyingChaucer> Citizen Michael Caine
<FlyingChaucer> Citizen Horatio... Caine.
<FlyingChaucer> YEAAAAAHHHHH!
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Rattan Cane.
<Lin_Chong> He was a drill sargeant.
<Nyaru-san> Citizen Kano
<ponicalica> citizen cane
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Candycane!

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<GuitarBizarre> GET OUUUUUUUUT!
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<GuitarBizarre> ...
<GuitarBizarre> Not him...

<Nitya> "Silence of the Electric Sheep's final cut version!  Deckard and Hannibal's replicant have a showdown!"

<Lin_Chong> The hell are bugs supposed to do?
<Nitya> bugs aren't supposed to do anything. the world is meaningless and directionless. they can only live or die, verbs we have attached to their states we see.
<Myrmidon> Bugs do bug things
<Lin_Chong> Well someone's been drinking from the existential well again.
<Lin_Chong> Or did you drink from the Well of Despair?
<Nitya> i drank from the well of annoying quantum homework
<Lin_Chong> Understandable. My apologies.

<GuitarBizarre> I BLAME ZE FRENCH
<GuitarBizarre> With their stripy flag and their fine wines!
<GuitarBizarre> Staying over there, sending us their womenfolk!
<GuitarBizarre> wait no thats wrong
<GuitarBizarre> COMING OVER HERE, STEALING OUR WOMEN!
<GuitarBizarre> wait no, also wrong...
<GuitarBizarre> ENGAGING IN SCHRODINGERS IMMIGRANT!

<Nitya> also i know a decent amount of physics and i'm pretty sure that learning physics is no guarantee that you're going to know physics
* Charlatan aims the LHC at Nitya
<Nitya> for example, the LHC is several kilometers across, and also a circle
<Nitya> hard to aim

<saladofstones> In this case, your boner explodes into a rainbow and you can never ever have a boner again but want to feel one pretty fucking badly
<saladofstones> so you eventually cover yourself in boners and lament how it just isn't the same
<saladofstones> then you become doom-rider

<Noimporta> CARAMELLDANSEN IS PEOPLE!