<zeroplusalpha> I must have gained at least 3 pounds in the last week. >_<
<zeroplusalpha> I have been doing nothing but eat and drink (like, really heavily) in last two days alone.
<zeroplusalpha> Put it this way: remember the karaoke party I was supposed to go to on Friday evening?
<zeroplusalpha> I eventually ended up belting out a Linkin Park number.
<zeroplusalpha> There was /quite/ a bit of alcohol going on there.
<zeroplusalpha> It was one of my less-controlled moments, shall we say. >_<
<SpruceZeus> these wounds they will not heal

<SpruceZeus> Fa so ti la do.
<SpruceZeus> Or whatever order those are supposed to go in
<Buttercupistiny> la ti, mimudakki
<RocketDude> Ah, I thought so, wasn't sure what the "mimudakki" was, since I don't think I was taught that in Music Theory.

<JuanCarlos> why do is it that whenever i decide to check this channel, i always return to dildoes or mackerel being all creepy towards Cultist

<IllFlower> "YOU DON'T GET TO 500 MILLION SLEEP DEPRIVED RAMBLES WITHOUT MAKING A FEW SENSICAL COMMENTS"

<Solstace> ponicalica: >:||||||||
<Nitya> yeah, ponicalica, greater than colon series of pipes.
<HederaHelix> Uh oh, Solstace has eight mouths! Run!
<Lin_Chong> The crawling chaos.
<RocketDude> We always knew that Solstace was an abomination under that bishie skin
<Barcode> abishonenation
<Nitya> bishbomination.
<jseblan> From His eight mouth screams the End of Man, and it spews flames of great heat. The Solstace comes and with it our doom, and great music.

<Solstace> I just let imagination fill in the blanks.
<Solstace> ...
<Rika> That's probably for the best, because reality will probably disappoint you somehow
<Solstace> Yeah.
<Solstace> That's part of why I don't poke and pry too much.
<Rika> ...wait, this conversation is beginning to have sexual overtones, isn't it?
<Solstace> Maybe.
<Solstace> I swear it isn't intentional.
* Rika puts on robe and wizard hat

<Myrdradek> So something I've learned from philosophy and marxist twitter
<Myrdradek> Is that whenever people start using the words "concrete" and "material" they are about to throw a fuckton of abstraction at you

<saladofstones>  And so the matous said, and let be known, let us be a dick to orphans because it powers our magecraft, amen
<Nova> "I only have to refuse to feed.... twenty-six more starving orphans and I'll advance to Rank 7!"
<Nova> "I am so close to Rank 8 I can almost smell it. I think I'll go kick a puppy, that'll get me up there."
<saladofstones> "If I cause a baby to cry five more times, I'll get +5 to my magic stat"
<JBridge> I thought that'd bump up CHA, if anything.
<Nova> "If I steal candy from eleven more babies, I'll get +3 Strength, but I dunno, man. Strength is my dump stat, maybe it'd be better to work on my Magic some more."

<Lin_Chong> I really wonder about these advertising policies.
<Lin_Chong> Why do the bait-and-switch at all?
<Alkthash> Because tits are a fast way to get attention?
<Lin_Chong> Once people realize that it's not ecchi and instead a cheap MMPORG, then they'll just leave.
<Alkthash> Well yeah. But a few will stay around.
<TParadox> "BOOBIES! Oh, an MMO? Sure, why not."
<Alkthash> Oh wait I have to pay to do anything fun?
<TParadox> [[strike:It's just like real women!]]

<TParadox> :explode
*** Jack quit (Quit: Jack's computer exploded!!)