#1030
<RocketDude> Cooking isn't about why, it's about why not
<RocketDude> Cooking isn't about why, it's about why not
<saladofstones> last time I QDB'd something I broke it <saladofstones> and I don't think the all-mighty Illflower will stand for it again <RocketDude> Just try it again. <RocketDude> I'd do it, but lazy <saladofstones> if I break everything I blame barcode <Nitya> And barcode can blame Jackerel, thus completing the cycle. <saladofstones> and then jackerel can get banned for our sins <RocketDude> But who will Jackerel blame? <Nitya> It doesn't matter because we'll kickban him because he's obviously lying and it was his fault. <Barcode> forgive us, Vater, for we do not know what we do.
<Kashchei> question: cute, sexy, or beautiful, and why? <Solstace> Cute. I find beautiful people to be like works of art, and who the fuck would bone a nice painting. And I don't trust sexy people, too many personal experiences. <Nitya> ... <Nitya> Wtf <JackMackerel> @Solstace - I want to bone a painting. :< <Kashchei> i'd bone a nice painting...
<Rig> I'm like stairs because it's a lot of work to get me up, but going down can be lots of fun.
<TibetanFox> And I'm like "Bitch you said we were just friends and I have a hot, nerdy biracial lesbian with an English accent hitting on me, WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?" <TibetanFox> Goddamn blue alien loli Tsunderes. <HisMastersVoice> love sure is complex
<gloomyApoplectic> BUUT OOMPALOOMPAS AND G SPOTS, CULTIST <Cultist> NO WILLY WONKA PORN FOR YOU AONDEUG <gloomyApoplectic> NOOOOO <gloomyApoplectic> MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE
<BGTB2005> So I'm watching a show that Subaru and Gainax were involved with <RocketDude> Subaru? <Barcode> Subaru the car company? <BGTB2005> Yes <Nitya> top gear, eva edition <Barcode> "Subaru runs into Aoi at a bus shelter, where they make up with each other. " uh oh <Nitya> I'm so sorry for hurting you, Aoi-chan. Can I make it up to you with the SUBARU ULTIMATE CAR CHAMPIONSHIP CONTEST 2011??
<LORd> a steel horse the size of an oil rig that ejaculates missiles, or perhaps this metaphor got out of hand.
<Barcode> black junk shooter <Charlatan> SHOT IN THE JUNK <SpruceZeus> c/` and you're to blame c/`
<Zudak> because i'd rather talk about boners than politics or dumb people on the internet