#403
<blamspam> Pretty alright. I just watched Vampires Suck at a gift exchange. <blamspam> It was entirely what I expected. <blamspam> (Seltzer and Friedberg) <Lin_Chong> Which is to suck. <Lin_Chong> SLURP SLURP SLURP
<blamspam> Pretty alright. I just watched Vampires Suck at a gift exchange. <blamspam> It was entirely what I expected. <blamspam> (Seltzer and Friedberg) <Lin_Chong> Which is to suck. <Lin_Chong> SLURP SLURP SLURP
<Solstace> Nitya: My ride flaked on me, and then I missed my bus, and ultimately spent about an hour and a half standing in the cold, underdressed. So blow me :/ <Nitya> aw. <Nitya> but yeah, if you have a phone, you can call me and stuff if that happens. <Solstace> Oh, cool. <Solstace> I'll keep that in mind. <IllFlower> Solstace: You should just call Nitya more often as a matter of course. That way, you won't have to ask him to blow you on IRC. /ducks
<Kashchei> the clitoris? <Noimporta> And what would that be?
<Kaliayev> parrots are the reason pirate captains usually only have one leg, a hook for a hand and a missing eye
<Nitya> look, man. i'm not an alternate universe hitler who writes about cars. cars aren't my thing! go ask hitler if you want that kind of detail
<Misaki> video quality isn't differen <Misaki> *different <Misaki> i might just permanently undercock this <Misaki> *underclock <Misaki> OH HORRIBLE TYPO <Misaki> god forbid if this is quoted
<saladofstones> In this case, your boner explodes into a rainbow and you can never ever have a boner again but want to feel one pretty fucking badly <saladofstones> so you eventually cover yourself in boners and lament how it just isn't the same <saladofstones> then you become doom-rider
<Raydere> okay, at least this plugin doesn't spam channels * Raydere is now playing: Neulakyussra - YAKSHA
<ponicalica> that's because you and 0+α haven't been here much :P <Ritsu> i have been here <Ritsu> i'm just busty <Ritsu> *busy <Ritsu> ... <Ritsu> WAT
* Barcode[out] unfurls his age-peen <Saladofstones> also saying unfurl and anytype of peen afterwards is just nasty <Saladofstones> I just imagined this giant floppy worm thing coming out like one of those party fweezers <Barcode[out]> Complete with the noise