#447
<EthZee> Come on, guys, I know I wasn't the only person to masturbate to it.
<EthZee> Come on, guys, I know I wasn't the only person to masturbate to it.
<PorrimMaryam> DO YOU PET THEM NITYA <PorrimMaryam> do you <PorrimMaryam> chickens are cute <3 <Puffin> don't go petting folks' chickens, Aon :| <RocketDude> "Choking the chicken," am-ee-ree-tee <Cosman246> what's this about? <RocketDude> Nitya's chickens have gotten loose and Aon likes to pet their wattles. <jseblan> is that a double-entendre <PorrimMaryam> No it's not! <RocketDude> Maybe. *Sniff* Maybe. <PorrimMaryam> I'm not always a slut <PorrimMaryam> Just <PorrimMaryam> most of the time <RocketDude> Plus, that would imply that Nitya has multiple penii, but given how he is about penii to blamspam... <jseblan> that conversation is going the wrong way <Nitya> PorrimMaryam: They run away from me.
<Nitya> "they felt despair, followed by an inexplicable craving for meat, then despair, then more meat" <zeroplusalpha> That's any Brit after a Friday night bender.
<Nitya> There's got to be something wrong with just attributing a quote «--Buddha». Good ol' Christians give you not just the book, but the fucking sentence number!
<GoggleFox> With 1/2 the calories and saturated sin of natural Satan it's I Can't Believe It's Not Satan! For the soul-conscious mortal.
<Alkthash> {{May contain evil}}
<DograMagra> Actually I looked through the "tzetze" tag a few days ago and was like "wait where did thsese come from" <IllFlower> You're half the reason we have user tags in the QDB, the other half is Mapi.
<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7aF_FhALzs <JBridge> God damn. <Tibetanfox> THE FUCK IS THAT? <JBridge> That is a video that is 478 hours long. <JBridge> I dare you to watch the whole video in one sitting. <poniboy> Is that even possible? <Tibetanfox> poniboy: With enough meth, anything is possible. <Tibetanfox> But mainly a heart attack.
<Fiora> ... also, I actually ordered myself a soul gem, so like, um, yeah. <ponicalica> are you going to cosplay as homuhomu <Fiora> No... I just wanted one because it was pretty! <Fiora> I'm not... lkajlskjl <Fiora> I can't win <SpruceZeus> Fiora is a master of the Nordic tongues <SpruceZeus> Lkåjskjl! <Fiora> ._. <jseblan> Fus Fiora Da? <SpruceZeus> It makes everyone in a certain radius suddenly get rotten teeth and suffer heart attacks and nosebleed
<GMH> illflower`away: clicking "bottom" on the quotes page gives a highly unusual browser error <GMH> "Content Encoding Error <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because it uses an invalid or unsupported form of compression." <GMH> HOLY WAT FUCK WHITESPACE
<ponicalica> of course not, and ignore the meth I'm taking off this gay prostitute