#114
<JBridge> You should be able to raze other people's farms in Farmville. <TParadox> "Joel Button raped your fields. Send a thank-you 'gift'?"
<JBridge> You should be able to raze other people's farms in Farmville. <TParadox> "Joel Button raped your fields. Send a thank-you 'gift'?"
<Solstace> Nitya: My ride flaked on me, and then I missed my bus, and ultimately spent about an hour and a half standing in the cold, underdressed. So blow me :/ <Nitya> aw. <Nitya> but yeah, if you have a phone, you can call me and stuff if that happens. <Solstace> Oh, cool. <Solstace> I'll keep that in mind. <IllFlower> Solstace: You should just call Nitya more often as a matter of course. That way, you won't have to ask him to blow you on IRC. /ducks
<Nitya> mindfuck city is where I was born <Nova> that does explain a lot
<Saladofstones> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07ugR9edds <Saladofstones> Someone got the prime minister to say this <JBridge> ...How the fuck did this happen? <Saladofstones> money and something to do with abraham lincoln's picture <JBridge> I'm going to need more context. <Saladofstones> its all I know <Barcode> imagine this exchange as a noir where the detective goes to an informant
<Barcodrawing> The realization that Tribes brought me regarding these projectiles actually made me very uninterested in shooters that weren't Tribes, for a while.
<Nitya> FPSs: misleading physics students since 1992
<Nitya> ("wait, so you can have two things at the same place but at different heights?")
<Barcodrawing> That was one of the proofs the Church had that the world was flat
<Barcodrawing> nobody had ever been found above someone else in the same place! how could the world be round
<Nitya> "are you implying there could be a race of mole-men, Gallileo??"
<Barcodrawing> "Why, of course! Haven't you played Gears of War?"
<Kirino> you know, with the way people are bitching about IJBM <Kirino> it's like they don't visit any other part of the internet <Kirino> ...oh wait.
<Crake> Eh, I told a little old lady that if she asked for more cream cheese on her bagel she would look like a bukkake starlet after her first bite.
<Tzetzuooooo> er, don't have what? <blamedaaaaa> a penis, money, decisiveness, Netflix <Tzetzuooooo> Surgery, theft, more surgery, money <blamedaaaaa> I don't even want the first for myself, but the rest would be nice <Tzetzuooooo> You totally want a penis, just not on you. Don't be denyin' the penis mojo. <blamedaaaaa> I mean, I would like one with a person attached for the sake of having a person, but not attached to me <Tzetzuooooo> Ha, you actually went through with the awkwardness <Tzetzuooooo> Good show!
<GooseMarmosetHyena> y'know what annoys me? <GooseMarmosetHyena> "busty babes" - 1,340,000 results <GooseMarmosetHyena> "big ass babes" - 39,500 results <GooseMarmosetHyena> "perfectly proportioned babes" - 376 results
<Arha> I was going to make a statement about how I secretly like all the people I bitch about but someone would probably put a quote of it into the database and I would never live it down