<TibetanFox> Sports is pretty much the 800 pound gorilla of fandom. It sits wherever the fuck it feels like.

<AlisaBannings>  This fucking feeling in my throat....WHO INVENTED ILLNESS!?!
<Lin_Chong> That would be Malaratron.
<Lin_Chong> Metatron's kid brother.
<Lin_Chong> Everybody told him that nepotism was a baaaaaaaaaaaaad idea, but did he listen? Nooooooooooooo.

<Noimporta> It's rather amazing how GuitarBizarre somehow always ends up being the lesser of two evils.
* GuitarBizarre grins
<Nitya> I think he has a gypsy blessing or something.

<Saturn> You don't "see" Touhou
<Saturn> You...
<Saturn> uh
<ivoryRum> Fap to it.
<Saturn> Yeah

<blamspam> I'M LIKE A PORNO FLICK <--why does she sing this, this late
<blamspam> my sister thinks it's okay to play Kid Rock songs loudly at 2:00 am
<JackMackerel> What does that even /mean/.
<Puffin> use your imagination
<Nitya> cheaply produced and smeared with unpleasant fluids
<Lin_Chong> It means that they're cheap, ribald, disgusting, and they promote the exploitation of human beings.

<Tenri> How are you guys doing?
<IllFlower> I'm saying something in order to provide the illusion of activity, but nothing's really happening.
<IllFlower> Mostly I am busy killing my computer by making it do too many things at once.
<Tenri> Which things?
<IllFlower> Making it run Windows in a virtual machine alongside a bunch of other stuff that I don't feel like closing.
<IllFlower> The sound of my hard drive paging stuff back and forth from swap almost sounds like the scream of an innocent maiden about to be violated.

<ThomasCastle> When I first read that, Misaki, I thought you meant you were writing a fanfic wherein Harry uses the Time-Turner to go back to Quirrell's childhood in an attempt to stop Voldemort from possessing him only to end up falling in love with young Quirrell.
<ThomasCastle> And then they get married and Harry gets pregnant and becomes the father of Neville Longbottom.

<Logopolis> SPEAKST THOU OF HORRIFIC FANFICTION?
<GuitarBizarre> no
<GuitarBizarre> just DLC's mind.
<Logopolis> Good.
<Logopolis> That shit's okay as long as nobody ever writes it down.
<GuitarBizarre> though arguably DLC lives her life on the basis that she's living her own personal...fan...fiction...
<GuitarBizarre> OH DEAR GOD
<Arha> ...
<Logopolis> Holy shit.
<Arha> She's a self insert character
<Arha> in her OWN LIFE
<GuitarBizarre> WHAT THE FUCK
<Logopolis> HOW?
<GuitarBizarre> ARRRRRRRRRRRGH
<Logopolis> She's a REAL Purity Sue.
* Logopolis arms for battle
<GuitarBizarre> PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH
<GuitarBizarre> *NOW*
*** Logopolis is now known as Ordhgard
<Arha> I... bottle
<Ordhgard> FEAR! FIRE! FOES!
<Arha> I don't drink but I need to drink this thought away
<Arha> make it stoooop

<Misaki> video quality isn't differen
<Misaki> *different
<Misaki> i might just permanently undercock this
<Misaki> *underclock
<Misaki> OH HORRIBLE TYPO
<Misaki> god forbid if this is quoted

<Miyabi> I just made the weirdest typo ever.
<Miyabi> I was trying to get to facebook, and ended up typing "keanu reeves" instead.
<VerticalPig> Oh, that's like how every time I want to type "I have no life and I should be doing something else" I end up doing "/connect EsperNet; /j #yackfest"