*** Zizoz joined #yackfest +++ Omnipresence has given voice to Zizoz * feepbot welcomes Zizoz (1 / 1): <Jack> You're getting good at that crashing thing, Zizoz. <Zizoz> Why does Safari keep quitting on me? :( <Solstea> Feepbot answered your question already.
<HederaHelix> I panic whenever I'm getting a B in stuff <Puffin> you don't need to panic, I don't think <Puffin> grades don't reflect learning, in my experience <Nitya> no, but they do reflect grades.
<Nitya> fuck you can't sell tigers <Nitya> this is bullshit amazon
<IllFlower> I would write a Solstace/Tzetze haiku, but just writing out their names takes nine of the seventeen mora I have available [...] <IllFlower> ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス but that lacks the essential //poetry// of a haiku. <IllFlower> On the other hand, since nobody here can actually read that, I'll just write random Japanese gibberish and pretend it's Soltze haiku. <oneironaut> @translate ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス <Omnipresence> oneironaut: Google translation from Japanese (auto-detected) to English: Tsetse brute mouth gently Sorusutasu
<Lin_Chong> That guy has hornet butts on his arms <Lin_Chong> He can literally sting like a bee <Lin_Chong> That's hype
<Rotty> Divine penis blood, coursing through your veins. <Kashchei> sounds like a metal song <SyntheticPsephology> No, it sounds like something Wicked would Google here at intervals for no discernable reason.
<Nitya> "Also on a happy note my mental breakdown hasn't stopped me from going to ecuador completely" why do I look at facebook, it's just a reminder of how little I know about people <Barcode> People is a subject that necessitates studying to understand. are? how the fuckd o you structure this sentence <Barcode> my first guess was are <Barcode> sounds better with are but \_o_/
<Barcode> remind me why anyone uses the warp for space travel <Barcode> also, how <Nitya> Because the webway is shut down or something, and they have shields that prevent bananas from morphing into daemons and such. <Barcode> now imagining the bananas in pajamas with chainswords
<Barcode> fast track to internet fame. photoshop jimbo wales's face onto a Yojimbo poster. subtitle it Yojimbo Wales. <jseblan> or use Gimp <jseblan> Gimpo Wales
<IllFlower> I didn't know Hikari carried handcuffs on her. <IllFlower> She must be into some kinky stuff. <Alicia> Oh my God, IllFlower. <Alicia> You have to be prepared, man. <IllFlower> Because opportunities for bondage could come at any moment. Got it. <Alicia> NOOOO. <Alicia> They're... magical. <Alicia> >:C <ponicalica> Magical bondage. Got it. <Alicia> OH GOD DAMN IT. <Alicia> Who cares as long as they're under control. <Alicia> Wait. Damn it. * Alicia just shuts up now.