<RocketDude> What sort of air freshener smells like fresh rubber?
<JackMackerel> Bad ones.
<zeroplusalpha> Eau De Torture Garden
<Barcleaning[prototypetest]> fabreeze air-stenchener

<zeroplusalpha> Did I not say this before? Somewhere in there is a demented teenager that refuses to go quietly into the night.
<Lin_Chong> I think I might have one.
<Lin_Chong> In my colon.
<Lin_Chong> Damned thing just won't digest.
<zeroplusalpha> In my colon. <-- That's gross. >_<
<Lin_Chong> I know!
<Lin_Chong> He just won't stop singing songs about spleens!
<Lin_Chong> I think he's got a rhyming dictionary in there!
<IllFlower> Lin_Chong: "this right here is the spleen / I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be green / what have you been eating, my master? / you know it'll just make you die faster"

<Otherarrow> Wait wait wait wait, I always throught being a pedo was required to post on 4chan.

<BattlecupIsScowling> >:[ Nitya, I will shank you.
<BattlecupIsScowling> WITHOUT HESITATION
<Nitya> :)

<Kirino> i still am not that versed in
<Kirino> stripping

<Puffin> also, I tried raw milk for the first time today. very tasty. go bribe a farmer and get some
<Haven> Sounds like a raw deal
<FTLIicia> That was udderly hilarious.
<Juan> what is wrong with you people
<FTLIicia> Everything.

<Iverum> .decide walk|clean|code|die
<feepbot> Iverum: die
<Iverum> .rr
<feepbot> Iverum: Boom! You're dead.
<feepbot> Iverum: The gun has been reloaded.
<Saigyouji> Well, at least feepbot is consistent.

<GMH> and i think i already mentioned that i prefer the rpge translation over the gba translation
<Aondeug> She cut up some straight woman that she thought was trying to date her ex
<Caphi> I think Square did a translation for Final Fantasy Anthologies
<Aondeug> With a chainsaw
<GMH> and i already mentioned that--
<Kinkajou> The PS1 version was horrible
<Schitzo> Duuuude
<GMH> <Caphi> I think Square did a translation for Final Fantasy Anthologies
<GMH> <Aondeug> With a chainsaw
<GMH> perfect timing.

<Yuanchosaan> I leave the channel for a while, and return to find out we've suddenly become a harem anime.
<Yuanchosaan> Seriously, guys. Can't look away for a second here.
<Solstace> We've always been a harem anime.

<saladofstones> In this case, your boner explodes into a rainbow and you can never ever have a boner again but want to feel one pretty fucking badly
<saladofstones> so you eventually cover yourself in boners and lament how it just isn't the same
<saladofstones> then you become doom-rider