<Barcode[GameDesign]> xbox stopped reading disks. I threw a fit. then I ripped and tore it and reassembled it without acutally fixing anythign and now it works
<IllFlower> so your rage... disassembled, and then reassembled, your Xbox, and then fixed the problem
<IllFlower> that's some pretty damn impressive rage, dude
<IllFlower> people would pay for that kind of rage, man
<IllFlower> I can just see it now. "let your broken electronics feel the wrath of Barcode's Repair Service! bring in this ad for 10% off"

<jseblan> .decide traverse the white light | don't
<feepbot> jseblan: traverse the white light
<jseblan> ooh cinematic
<jseblan> ooh crocodile
<jseblan> OH GOD
<jseblan> NOT CROCODILE
<jseblan> AAAH
<jseblan> WHAT THE FUCK

<saladofstones> In this case, your boner explodes into a rainbow and you can never ever have a boner again but want to feel one pretty fucking badly
<saladofstones> so you eventually cover yourself in boners and lament how it just isn't the same
<saladofstones> then you become doom-rider

<Barcode[out]> Fiora: you should try red alert.~
<Nitya> Hey, that's a real tilde, not "tilde", or "tee eye ell dee ee" or "tee ee ee ee aye ee ee ell ell dee ee ee ee ee" or something.
<Barcode[out]> Yes, but I included punctuation before the tilde, disrupting its power.

<Saladofstones> Korea was, in gentle terms
<Saladofstones> a complete fuck up logistics wise
<Saladofstones> since we forget Korea had mountains
<Nitya> "fuck what's that thing" "sir it's a mountain" "a wha- FUCK"

<JuanCarlos> oooh ooh, I know! An estranged parent dies of cancer making the guy leave her place besides his lady and then he has to go to war!
<JuanCarlos> It'll be a bestseller~
<zeroplusalpha> I think that's already been written by that guy.
<JuanCarlos> :<
<zeroplusalpha> Or did you mean the dead estranged parent has to go to war, because now we're dealing with an /entirely/ different kind of story.
<cts> Gone with the Dead

<Nitya> "Also on a happy note my mental breakdown hasn't stopped me from going to ecuador completely" why do I look at facebook, it's just a reminder of how little I know about people
<Barcode> People is a subject that necessitates studying to understand. are? how the fuckd o you structure this sentence
<Barcode> my first guess was are
<Barcode> sounds better with are but \_o_/

<IllFlower> Iverum, I note that you haven't refuted my assertions, which means that they're true. Or that you're ignoring me...
<Iverum> I don't hold conversations with glorified chat bots.
-!- Iverum was kicked by IllFlower (What if they kick you?)
-!- IllFlower was kicked by ChanServ ((Iverum (ivoryRum)) No reason given)
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<FAMAS> WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS?
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<FAMAS> how did you give, take your own auth
<FAMAS> and then um
<FAMAS> kicked by one who is not on channel
<FAMAS> errr
<Iverum> ChanServ is nice.
<IllFlower> It's the IRC equivalent of a slapfight, really.
<Iverum> It's funny. I started typing the command to kick as soon as you went op, but you kicked me before I could finish typing the channel name.
<IllFlower> I should remember to arbitrarily change my nickname so that doesn't work!
<n> That hardly seems arbitrary.

<Tenri> How are you guys doing?
<IllFlower> I'm saying something in order to provide the illusion of activity, but nothing's really happening.
<IllFlower> Mostly I am busy killing my computer by making it do too many things at once.
<Tenri> Which things?
<IllFlower> Making it run Windows in a virtual machine alongside a bunch of other stuff that I don't feel like closing.
<IllFlower> The sound of my hard drive paging stuff back and forth from swap almost sounds like the scream of an innocent maiden about to be violated.

<Rig> I'm like gravity.
<Rig> You can resist all you like, but it keeps happening.