<Arha> Angry GuitarBizarre is happy GuitarBizarre
<GuitarBizarre> THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME

<Electivirus> @shit Poni/Fast Eddie

<JackMackerel> Actually, I'd just like to fuck Tzetze.
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<JackMackerel> I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE RAPIST.
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<IllFlower> would it be laughable to attempt to play a modern racing game using nothing but a keyboard, because I am sorely tempted to.
<zeroplusalpha> That's ok, I play visual novels with a wheel.
<blackberryPanther> Imagine Zero twirling the steering wheel furiously to choose the right option.
<blackberryPanther> And for the sex minigames, he's furiously pounding on the pedals. 
<IllFlower> that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "driving the plot forward".
<zeroplusalpha> As it does to "driving stick", presumably.

<Iverum> Welcome back, JackMack.
<JackMackerel> Thanks.
<Buttercupistiny> hello stabby friend
* TParadox preemptively stabs JackMackerel
<Alkthash> Hey
* JackMackerel parried the stab.
<TParadox> Your reaction time is weak. I stabbed you like half an hour ago.
<Alkthash> We're in a fighting anime. That's plenty of time to pary
<Iverum> That whole time was JackMackerel reminiscing about the time Tzetze taught him the master parry.
<Iverum> In sepia.
<JackMackerel> And then I raped him on accident.
<JuanCarlos> You can't rape people on accident.
<Iverum> JuanCarlos: Well, the ultimate parry is done with the penis.
<Alkthash> Just admit that you auto parry by using your flab to absorb bullet wounds.

<TParadox> So Lockon came back and said "I need to atone! I need to atone!" for several pages, then the thread got locked. Anything more interesting happen between coming back and getting locked?
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> Not really, I think.
<Wicked223> No, just lots of implied lesbian rape.
<Doomlewa> the usual

<zeroplusalpha> Nanoha Gun: Top Fate is a hilariously awesome cocktail of moechismo and homoerotic subtext.

<Nitya> Keep in mind, when i use the term "murder", I use it in a broader fashion than you may be used to.
<Nitya> Turning people into sapient dickworm colonies, for one.
<saladofstones> but I guess I learned nitya likes to turn his victims into dickworm colonies because he's secretly zouken
<saladofstones> since I know this and haven't been turned into a dickworm colony yet, that makes me either the kiritsugu or the kirei of the relationship
<saladofstones> Nitya that means I get to chant bible verses and exorcise you
<saladofstones> and then Fiora snaps and becomes the anti-chirst and I have a manly fight with Illflower while Rig casts magic
<Nitya> this sounds good to me
<Fiora> I am not the anti-christ <_>

<Buttercupistiny> Dude, Will, sometimes [online support groups for busty girls] have come in handy
<Buttercupistiny> In terms of trying to find a good strapless bra, or BMC about how much boobies suck.
<IllFlower> BMC. Now there is an acronym I don't recognize...
<IllFlower> My TLA-fu, she is fading.
<Buttercupistiny> Bitch, Moan, and Complain.
<IllFlower> Oh, that makes a lot more sense than my original misreading of "PMC" to mean "private military company".
<IllFlower> Although I guess that would make one's complaints a lot more effective.
<IllFlower> "I CAN'T FIND ANY BRAS IN MY SIZE SO I'M GOING TO SIC BLACKWATER ON YOU"

<IllFlower> Time is just a chain that binds me to the present.
<IllFlower> Or, it's summer and sleeping on a regular schedule is for pussies. Pick one.