<Saladofstones> seems like they were worried about having a maoist revolution of some sorts <Saladofstones> there are too many isms in communism <Saladofstones> we need a new proletariat revolution and combine all the isms into one big ism <Saladofstones> we shall call it the great ism, and it shall be glorious
<GMH> dude <GMH> this game is more complicated than magic the gathering <GMH> seriously <ponicalica> GMH: Bigger prizes, too.
<Saladofstones> well it might be cool to say I studied in Cuba but I doubt that could work for my major <Juan> but what if <Juan> you KILL CASTRO during your tenure as a cuban international student <Juan> what if that <Saladofstones> holy fuck I'd be the director of the FBI for life <Saladofstones> I'd probably get my own private guantanamo <Juan> Saladanamo <Saladofstones> Prepare to get stoned <Juan> "We combine our war crimes with our stones to give you a fine torture experience"
<Farce> Hansel and Grendel. Now there's a fairy tale. :D
<Tibetanfox> I mean, I know what gay porn is, but I don't know fuck about this new Pokemon.
<Solstace> Tzetze and I are so over. That doesn't stop the shippers, though. <Juan> sure you are, little buddy <Arha> Solstace: I hope the breakup involved breaking his kneecaps <Solstace> Arha: Have I ever mentioned that you're awesome, and so much better than IllFlower and Juan? <Juan> geez, don't go for the rebound in front of us <IllFlower> Seriously, that's a little disgusting. Surely you can be a little more considerate of Tzetze's feelings. Or just not-desperate in general.
<Fiora> ... also, I actually ordered myself a soul gem, so like, um, yeah. <ponicalica> are you going to cosplay as homuhomu <Fiora> No... I just wanted one because it was pretty! <Fiora> I'm not... lkajlskjl <Fiora> I can't win <SpruceZeus> Fiora is a master of the Nordic tongues <SpruceZeus> Lkåjskjl! <Fiora> ._. <jseblan> Fus Fiora Da? <SpruceZeus> It makes everyone in a certain radius suddenly get rotten teeth and suffer heart attacks and nosebleed
<Barcode> black junk shooter <Charlatan> SHOT IN THE JUNK <SpruceZeus> c/` and you're to blame c/`
<saladofstones> welcome to night ME3 threads <saladofstones> where everyone is gay <saladofstones> even the andriods <jseblan> YES <TParadox> especially the androids.
<saladofstones> And so the matous said, and let be known, let us be a dick to orphans because it powers our magecraft, amen <Nova> "I only have to refuse to feed.... twenty-six more starving orphans and I'll advance to Rank 7!" <Nova> "I am so close to Rank 8 I can almost smell it. I think I'll go kick a puppy, that'll get me up there." <saladofstones> "If I cause a baby to cry five more times, I'll get +5 to my magic stat" <JBridge> I thought that'd bump up CHA, if anything. <Nova> "If I steal candy from eleven more babies, I'll get +3 Strength, but I dunno, man. Strength is my dump stat, maybe it'd be better to work on my Magic some more."