<zeroplusalpha> True Story: A friend of mine who became a hippie, had some the Chinese word for prosperity on his door. Except it was upside down...which is actually a thing, as "upside down" is a homophone for "arrive". So I asked him where he learned about hanging auspcisious words upside down, to which he replied "It's upside down?" >_<
<JBridge> So, my parents are on this really strict diet. <JBridge> The only kind of bread they can eat is that untasty kind. <JBridge> Not wheat, but some grain. <Barcodecoterrorist> Pseudowholegrain? <JBridge> I think I remember they were talking about Control, Commitment, Concentration, and a bunch of other stuff. <Barcodecoterrorist> how about Don't Drink Soda, Don't Eat Dessert, Don't Eat Too Much, And Exercise <JBridge> I think it was the Seven Cs of Rye. <Barcodecoterrorist> seven. <JBridge> Yes, that was all for the pun. <Barcodecoterrorist> too much effort <JBridge> Maybe. <Barcodecoterrorist> well let's hear all the seas, then. <JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TizHxIKwyc <Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - The Seven Seas Of Rhye by Queen with lyrics <Barcodecoterrorist> wait <Barcodecoterrorist> ERROR: Too much meta. (2097)
zeroplusalpha: I majored in D, and minored in A flat. * zeroplusalpha waits for the inevitable collective groan. Solstace: I guess your major and minor weren't related.
<altruizine> And I don't think this is a parody. The relevant tumblr says it's in Die Sterne, an official artbook. I'd double check but I don't really have the desire to get it. <ponicalica> Well, I'm pretty sure it's not the actual raising of the flag on Iwo Jima. I could be wrong though.
<Solstace> "Registered users: Google [Bot], Solstace" <- Huh. <Solstace> (from Novafest) <RocketDude> I told you about bots, bro! I told you, dawg! <todolistplusalpha> I knew it! <Barcode> yep. solstace is a google bot. <RocketDude> Solstace, in reality, was a cyborg built to become the ultimate soldier <Barcode> instead he seeks to become the ultimate bard. <Solstace> But mass production was deemed too expensive, so I put my mechanical excellence to use playing guitar. <todolistplusalpha> There's an anime in this somewhere. <JuanCarlos> It's not like Solstace's life being an animu would be surprising <Barcode> A robot harem anime? I think you mean "there is one currently in production and we just don't know about it yet".
* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football <Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA. <kingCrackers> General ruffianism! <Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____< * Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone <Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please * Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there <Fiora> *phew* <kingCrackers> Ow. <Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are * Nitya reaches endzone! <Fiora> I am not a football ;_; <Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\ <Fiora> I'm not THAT small! <Nitya> YEAH-HOO! * Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration! <Buttercupistiny> D: * Fiora dies <Glowsquid> spousal abuse! <Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_; <Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~! <Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl <Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then <Fiora> um I'm fiora <Nitya> what's a fiora <Fiora> me <Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!
<LORd> a steel horse the size of an oil rig that ejaculates missiles, or perhaps this metaphor got out of hand.
<Nitya> I EAT DIFFICULTY AND SHIT SEGFAULTS
<ShoujiAn> It's like we have a scale except it's like nine scales all on one scale. And I'm as far away as possible from the typical side of each
<GuitarBizarre> working in retail for TVs I can tell you one thing <GuitarBizarre> most people who buy HDTVs aren't buying them for Blu-Ray <TParadox> They're buying them to put a giant penis replacement in their living room.