Room 208

Quote database

#304

Rated 72 by 16 users
<Zeether> marq has an ass fetish
<Noimporta> Marq has more fetishes than you can shake a stick at.
<Noimporta> Incidentally, shaking a stick at him is probably one of his fetishes, too.

#920

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Nitya> but pink is (nearly) the color of communism, comfrade!
<RocketDude> @Barcode: Oh yeah, how does that zoom level config work? Like, can you still use the scroll wheel for switching weapons?
<saladofstones> gay communism?
<saladofstones> I wonder if you have marxist-feminist critiques
<RocketDude> No, gay communism does not help with sniping.
<Nitya> marxist feminism exists, sure.
<ColorPrinter> I come back and the topic is gay communism
<ColorPrinter> alright

#987

Rated 72 by 10 users
<AliceTensei> "I sort of forget that Lightning has pink hair and how or when my brain began to process that as a legit color in an otherwise normal design. " The curse of video games: Thinking colours like green are perfectly normal for hair.
<ponicalica> Dude, my sister had green hair for a while.
<ponicalica> (Of course, she dyed it, but...)
<AliceTensei> But not naturally, one would hope. :|
<ponicalica> No, of course not naturally.
<IllFlower> hahahaha, it is now fact that ponicalica lives in some kind of anime family

#949

Rated 64 by 24 users
<saladofstones> what the fuck
<saladofstones> I get back on skype
<saladofstones> and I hear moaning from the mic of an anime girl then triumphant music
<saladofstones> did I just hear patroitc hentai?
<JBridge> Wait, what?
<JBridge> Patriotic hentai?
<JBridge> Are you reading Viva Freedom
<hacking> porno comics for Metal Wolf Chaos
<Charlatan> @g skippy especially patriotic porn

#497

Rated 57 by 5 users
<GMH> i watched one episode of MSG 00
<IllFlower> Monosodium Glutamate 00, where you get headaches of questionable cause after watching it, and maybe an upset stomach!

#779

Rated 44 by 6 users
<IllFlower> if (beingWatched()) { break observers_legs_off; } else { continue unmentionable_activities; }

#690

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Cultist> Well what do you stuff into things? Tofu-filled celery? Ridiculous.
<Cultist> And then.. you could stab the celery into a potato
<Barcodere> a chunk of tofu stuffed with jalapeño stuffed into a pumpkin
<Barcodere> pofuño

#925

Rated 41 by 8 users
<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.

#457

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Gon> RAPTORS ARE SMARTER THAN YOUR FACE ARHA
<Gon> >:|
<Arha> My face doesn't have a brain
<Arha> That's not a great accomplishment
<Arha> I removed it and put it in my penis instead
<Arha> two heads are better than one

#1126

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Nitya> some dude in his garage in minnesota writing a book on how to arm your car with lasers
<Barcode> fast and the furious, but insteadof street racing they'r trying to burn holes through each other's cars
<RocketDude> [Rap music playing, lasers intensify]