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#39

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Buttercupistiny> My bible has pretty little Precious Moments insets
<Buttercupistiny> Because I am a GIRL
<Buttercupistiny> And girl bibles need such things >_>
<TParadox> Buttercup is a Guy In Real Life? Everything I know is wrong!
<Buttercupistiny> EXACTLY
<Buttercupistiny> My boobs and girly bits are A GIGANTIC LIE

#1162

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Puffin> also, I tried raw milk for the first time today. very tasty. go bribe a farmer and get some
<Haven> Sounds like a raw deal
<FTLIicia> That was udderly hilarious.
<Juan> what is wrong with you people
<FTLIicia> Everything.

#917

Rated 70 by 9 users
<BonSequitur> "So it's an action-tactics word game RPG in which you create a character and cast spells by interacting with other characters with a natural language interface. It's set in a post-modern Victoriana-meets-New-Wave universe, to the music of Radiohead. The end boss is a Steampunk mecha hitler."
<Nitya> I like it, Bon, where's your Kickstarter
<BonSequitur> "Oh, and it's a F2P social game with Facebook integration as well."
<Nitya> :<
<BonSequitur> I'm setting up a Kickstarter for the Kickstarter for that project.
<BonSequitur> As you know, making a sweet Kickstarter presentation costs money.
<Nitya> Good, good.  Maybe you can get some VCs to fund that Kickstarter.
<BonSequitur> Actually, I was in talks with a microfinancing outfit about getting some seed funding to pay for my trip to go talk to VCs who can potentially help fund the kickstarter for my awesome Kickstarter presentation for the game project.
<IllFlower> Microfinancing is passé now. We've been using marginal loss-based nanofinancing sourced from urban pedestrian traffic corridors for our project.
<BonSequitur> IllFlower, you mean you've been taking lost change from sidewalks?
<IllFlower> That's what the venture capitalists said when they laughed at my financing scheme. We'll see who pelts whom with quarters next time we meet!
<Nitya> I think there's a viable tax deduction for that.
<IllFlower> Form 1067-N, line 26(a): Deductions for coinage used as munitions.
<Nitya> Sometimes, the system does work. :)

#292

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Alkthash> Yen notes danmaku?
<Alkthash> Somebody make that fangame.
<zeroplusalpha> I believe that's called "investment banking."

#664

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Nova> I was bored and I was like "You know what'd be fun? Making a forum."
<Nova> Then I was like, fuck, how do I make a forum?
<Nova> And Ponicalica was all like, ask Iverum, gal
<Nova> So I was like, yo, Iverum, wanna slap me up a forum?
<Nova> And he was all like, yah, mate
<Arha-away> and then suddenly you were pregnant

#848

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Charlatan> *cheat joke
<Charlatan> CHEAP JOKE
<Charlatan> I CANNOT TYPE
<Barcode> have tyou even looked atm yfucking typoing
<Barcode> typoing --> was supposed to be typing

#1152

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Rig> I'm aware of all relationships in this channel. It's the op power that IllFlower granted me.
<Rig> His cruel wisdom enlightens me.
<stiva> so you know about Nitya and me?
<Rig> The question is "Does Zia?"
* Zia looks at stiva
* Nitya looks at stiva 
* Zia looks *really hard* at stiva
* stiva whistles casually while backing out of the room.

#794

Rated 61 by 6 users
<IllFlower> RocketDude: The way you said "Filipino dad" makes me think now that you have an array of dads of different ethnicities lined up. It's an amusing mental image

#587

Rated 56 by 9 users
<JBridge> Blendingcode: Say, do you happen to have a 3D model of the human muscle structure?
<JBridge> That is, a model of the naked human body.
<JBridge> But without the skin.
<JBridge> I need it for something.
<JBridge> Yes, something.
<Blendingcode> You will never be able to justify what you just said.

#1230

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Barcode> Time ago, the Adjective Noun verbed adverbly. Now, their noun rests in your hands.