Room 208

Quote database

#860

Rated 68 by 8 users
<AliceTensei> Oddly, this torrent also has the OSTs.
<Barcode> Orbital Shock Troopers.
<AliceTensei> Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaka.
<AliceTensei> ...Actually, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakode.
<Barcode> That just sounds like your british accent shining through!
<RocketDude> Or some drawn-out Boston pronunciation
<RocketDude> Pahk the Bahkode at Hahvahd Yahd

#831

Rated 57 by 5 users
<onyhow> russian roulette
<onyhow> you can only play once
<onyhow> except on computer
<BGTB2005> Maybe we should just cut out the middle man...
* BGTB2005 shoots onyhow
<onyhow> IM NOT DEAD
* onyhow shoots BGTB2005 
* onyhow dies
<BGTB2005> ack, lungs, I need both
* BGTB2005 dies
<AliceTensei> EVERYONE IS DEAD, JOHN.

#405

Rated 44 by 3 users
<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: hi asl
    You: (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there
    Stranger: haha fag!
    Stranger: the world hates people like you
    You: For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
    Stranger: die
    You: It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
   [Your conversational partner has disconnected.]

#606

Rated 53 by 8 users
Barcode[blending]: There is a Rambo Street in walking distance from me.
Barcode[blending]: SORRY FUCKRES
Barcode[blending]: FUCKERS*
Foombazzle: fuck-res, the new HD standard for porn

#709

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Tenri> blackberryPanther: Are you high
<blackberryPanther> High on LIFE
<blackberryPanther> Seriously everyone should burn Parker Brothers games and snort the ashes

#950

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Alkthash> Jackerel - man why does she have to be difficult? Ten's screwdriver would be a much more efficient shape for a sex toy.

#105

Rated 78 by 43 users
<IllFlower> I must say, I'm going to look forward to political campaigns in 30 years.
<IllFlower> "Is it true, Mr. Senator, that you trolled 4chan in your teenage years? We have evidence that you wrote, and I quote, 'LOLOLOL DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS' in one post. How do you answer to the questions surrounding allegations of a homosexual affair?"

#734

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Barcode> cat. CZT
<Barcode> CAT
<Barcode> my face is not an appropriate lounging location

#10

Rated 42 by 13 users
<Alkthash> Heinous fuckery most foul.

#279

Rated 72 by 22 users
<Nyktos> computer is being a cunt, I need to log off for a sex
<Nyktos> *sec O_O