<Barcode> hm, how does bgtb draw butts

<zeroplusalpha> It's really much better than it sounds.  It's difficult to describe how intensely sympathetic a supernatural megalomaniac transvestite with gamebreaking martial arts sorcery makes you feel towards her by the end, you'll just have to take my word for it.

<ColorPrinter> "The Water Buffalo Cow gores The Minotaur in the head with her right horn, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!"
<ColorPrinter> I don't even
<ColorPrinter> A minotaur just got its ass handed to it by a few humans (i have no idea where they came from), and my livestock.

<ThomasCastle> When I first read that, Misaki, I thought you meant you were writing a fanfic wherein Harry uses the Time-Turner to go back to Quirrell's childhood in an attempt to stop Voldemort from possessing him only to end up falling in love with young Quirrell.
<ThomasCastle> And then they get married and Harry gets pregnant and becomes the father of Neville Longbottom.

<IllFlower> this intermixing of women's volleyball and mech conversations is providing me with some very, very strange mental images
<Adri_> QUICK somebody find Women's Volleyball Mechs!
<RocketDude> Mech Volleyball, discontinued after 187 spectators were killed in an accident at the Zanzibar Nationals

* Charlatan humps a lamp post
<Charlatan> Assdocks
<Charlatan> Assdocks?
<Charlatan> Assdocks!
<Charlatan> Ahohoho, I drank 2 hours earlier and it's just kicking in
<Charlatan> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<CTrombley> What did you drink, Charlatan?
<Charlatan> Some local brew named Open Pit Porter
<Charlatan> Ass
<Charlatan> Assssssssssss
<Charlatan> Ass on a stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
<CTrombley> How many did you have?
<Charlatan> A bit under half a pint
<Charlatan> Half a pint
<Charlatan> of assssssssssss
<CTrombley> I prefer beers. Last time I went to a party people did Jello Shots and they weren't able to gauge how drunk they were properly.
<Charlatan> jello ass
<Charlatan> ass shots
<Charlatan> DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW
<Charlatan> WHO THE FUCK I AM?
<Charlatan> I'M THE CHARLINAUT, BITCH
<Charlatan> I'MMA HITCHU WIT
<Charlatan> WITH
<Charlatan> WITH ASS
<jseblan> Charlinaut doesn't sound good
<jseblan> Charlanaut is better
<Charlatan> Charly and the Charlanauts
<Charlatan> I'M THE DRUNKEST GREEK MYTH
<Charlatan> I'm the drunkest Greek ass

<Jack> motherf&cker
<GMH> Jack: NO U

<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.

<JuanCarlos> bluh, therapist appointment in about...three hours. Suddenly, doubts
<Barcode> I read that as "the rapist appointment"
<eX> no wonder he has doubts

<CharlaBorg> What would happen if you stuffed Deadmau5 and Skrillex into a blender?
<Barcodrawing> Deadmau5 and Skrillex: "So We Heard You Hated Music" Tour