<Spacebar> Jack: Can you elaborate on that? <Jack> You are my man. The man, who is mine. I own you, bitch. <Spacebar> Jack: Perhaps you would like me to be your man. The man, who is mine. you own you, bitch.. <Jack> I think that I've made that clear. <Spacebar> Jack: But you're not sure that you have made that clear.? <Jack> On the contrary. I'm completely sure that I've made that clear. <Spacebar> Jack: How does being completely sure that you have made that clear. make you feel?
<Solstace> The little girls probably have to fellate, too. <Nitya> evil life suckers <LORd[Nisemonogatari]> oh. makes sense I guess (much as it pains to say) *** Dove has joined #yackfest <Arha> It's always nice to come into the channel and have the first thing you read be about little girls fellating *** Dove has quit [Client Quit] <Arha> You never let me down, yackfest *** Legionnaire has quit [Client Quit]
<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.
<zeroplusalpha> I must have gained at least 3 pounds in the last week. >_< <zeroplusalpha> I have been doing nothing but eat and drink (like, really heavily) in last two days alone. <zeroplusalpha> Put it this way: remember the karaoke party I was supposed to go to on Friday evening? <zeroplusalpha> I eventually ended up belting out a Linkin Park number. <zeroplusalpha> There was /quite/ a bit of alcohol going on there. <zeroplusalpha> It was one of my less-controlled moments, shall we say. >_< <SpruceZeus> these wounds they will not heal
<krrackknut> Is Mapi here? <Nous> Mapi is here. Mapi is there. Mapi is everywhere. You and I are Mapi. You and I are one. All are one with Mapi. Mapi is one with all. <Nous> That totally didn't sound creepy.
<blamspam> .decide die chicken biscuit cracker & cheez wiz laden death|skip cheez wiz <feepbot> blamspam: die chicken biscuit cracker & cheez wiz laden death <Barcode[PATV]> but...what is a cheeze wiz bin laden death <Barcode[PATV]> or a die chicken biscuit cracker <Barcode[PATV]> /why are all your snacks about the loss of life/ <blamspam> I wasn't talking about bin Laden! And these things are bad for you, you know that?
Barcode[blending]: There is a Rambo Street in walking distance from me. Barcode[blending]: SORRY FUCKRES Barcode[blending]: FUCKERS* Foombazzle: fuck-res, the new HD standard for porn
<Noimporta> Noimporta: No, Tzetze is the black mage. <Juan> talking to yourself now? <Noimporta> Only way to find decent conversation here. <Juan> I'm sure you stole that from someone, but I can't remember who. Groucho Marx, I think? <Noimporta> Maybe? <Noimporta> I actually stole it from Megatron, but he might've stolen it from Groucho.
<Nitya> what the hell is an insatiable hour <Nitya> how do you satiate a unit of time? <Nitya> this cover raises so many important questions <Juan> you sacrifice your minutes to it??? <Nitya> but it's an hour! it's MADE OF minutes
* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football <Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA. <kingCrackers> General ruffianism! <Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____< * Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone <Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please * Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there <Fiora> *phew* <kingCrackers> Ow. <Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are * Nitya reaches endzone! <Fiora> I am not a football ;_; <Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\ <Fiora> I'm not THAT small! <Nitya> YEAH-HOO! * Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration! <Buttercupistiny> D: * Fiora dies <Glowsquid> spousal abuse! <Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_; <Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~! <Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl <Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then <Fiora> um I'm fiora <Nitya> what's a fiora <Fiora> me <Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!