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#869

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> Is "Voyages Through Weight Space" the name of a niche porno, a high school math textbook, or what
<JuanCarlos> porno math textbook
<Nitya> and it's actually the name of, shockingly, a neuro paper
<Nitya> the subtitle is "Network Models of an Escape Reflex in the Leech"
<Nitya> which is probably not a porno but I'm not 100% on that

#553

Rated 21 by 11 users
<Barcodubstep> teach me how to deugy

#790

Rated 30 by 6 users
<SpruceZeus> Something about the juxtaposition of those two elements
<SpruceZeus> the train simulator, and the dub step
<SpruceZeus> it's just inherently amusing somehow

#906

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Puffin> hah, my mom's coworker thinks I'm a guy
<General_Barcode> it does that to escape predators

#1259

Rated 44 by 3 users
<JBridge> Because if you jump too early or just forget to double jump, you'll just get a face full of robo-crotch.

#1233

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Charlatan> See, where I get mad is when mods require other mods to play.
<Charlatan> Like mod X requiring Skyrim Script Extender.
<Charlatan> YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE EXTENDING?
<Charlatan> MY DICK.
<JBridge> I think that requires SKSE, too.
<Barcode[out]> Expand dong
<Charlatan> Expand dovaahkin
<Barcode[out]> Fus roh dong
<Charlatan> "Unrelenting force"

#997

Rated 74 by 18 users
<ChancellorCosman> Ah! Serial Experiments Legend of Galactic Lucky Haruhi Azumanga Strawberry Rozen Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Imperial Fiora Pichi Pichi PitchmonHOLIC River Chronicles: Keikaku no Nekohime Gundam Complex Bebop Gurren Lagann Sailor BrotherhoodZ Nichijou R2.22 You Can (Not) Advance!!
<Alkthash> I see words. And I understand what they mean. But I have no idea what you folks are saying.
<ALI-18000> We're making the best anime ever, Alkthash.
<Alkthash> You're making people find incentives to find murderin' axes. 
<Alkthash> Have I fallen into an alternate universe where slang is just subtly off?
<Alkthash> LIke anybody else get that feeling of anti-deja vu?
<Alkthash> Where you wake up and everything feels subtly wrong and out of place during the day.
<Alkthash> And you keep thinking "was it always like that"
<Alkthash> And get the feeling you have stumbled into one of those shitty sci-fi alternate universes, where things are different?
<Alkthash> Like that is my feeling here folk.s
<Alkthash> You're making me wonder if I'm still on my earth.
<Alkthash> Nice normal earth 387
<Alkthash> Not that shithole that is earth 616.

#730

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> Proposition: Instant channel bans for anybody shown to be an active TV Tropes user
<Iverum> Proposition: IllFlower needs sleep badly.
<IllFlower> Point of order: What are you doing in my bed?
<Iverum> Who's the chair?
<IllFlower> Nobody's the chair! Get out of my bed!
* Iverum goes back to the corner.
<Iverum> Anyway, I'm all for bans.
<Iverum> For almost any reason.
<IllFlower> Proposition: Instant channel bans for anybody shown to be Iverum
* Iverum seconds the motion.
<IllFlower> Stay in your corner!

#424

Rated 31 by 10 users
<StarGirl00>
    You: hi
    Stranger: i wanna be dominated
   [You have disconnected.]

#1035

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Miijhal> http://i.imgur.com/OOVIE.jpg vegeta what are you doing
<Miijhal> that is not proper attire for a school teacher
<Juan|TheWire> also why would you be in super saiyan mode while going for seductive school teacher
<Juan|TheWire> shit don't make sense
<Miijhal> it's to grade papers faster than the eye can see
<Miijhal> he just chills out in the teacher's lounge warping all over the place while graded papers fall around him
<Miijhal> until he encounters that one kids essay
<Miijhal> he scribbles as fast as he can, summoning up a huge dust cloud
<Miijhal> but when it fades away the paper is totally unphased
<Miijhal> because it's not an essay at all but a scantron
<Juan|TheWire> You seem to have given this a frightful amount of thought.