<Nitya> fuck you can't sell tigers
<Nitya> this is bullshit amazon

<CTrombley> I have a folder called "Dicks". It is full of pictures of private detectives.

<IllFlower> I have a recording on my phone of me speaking in an alcohol-induced Irish-ish accent at a party.
<IllFlower> This would be less disturbing if I could remember how that happened.

<Nitya> There's got to be something wrong with just attributing a quote «--Buddha».  Good ol' Christians give you not just the book, but the fucking sentence number!

<BonSequitur> That seems like something just waiting to be combined with some form of artificial sex organ.
<BonSequitur> Although I guess it makes more sense for the female market.
<BonSequitur> Give it a penis, and you get a dildo that can cuddle.

<Nitya> but all that crap is just layers on top of "masamune likes him some titties" anyway

<Kirino> i still am not that versed in
<Kirino> stripping

*** ponicalica was kicked by IllFlower (get it off get it off get it *off*)
<ponigirl> STOP KICKING HIM, JERK
*** ponicalica has joined
<IllFlower> MAKE ME, JERK
<ponicalica> is this a catfight?
<IllFlower> MAYBE IT IS, JERK
<ponigirl> NOBODY ASKED YOU, JERK
* zeroplusalpha pretends to be very interested in the carpet all of a sudden.
<zeroplusalpha> "My, what a lovely weave."
<IllFlower> STOP OGLING THE CARPET, JERK
<ponigirl> THAT CARPET ISN'T BEING PRETTY FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT, IT IS ITS OWN PRIZE
<IllFlower> GOD, PONIGIRL, DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN JERKS DO THAT
<ponigirl> YES, I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT JERKS.

<Solstace> I just let imagination fill in the blanks.
<Solstace> ...
<Rika> That's probably for the best, because reality will probably disappoint you somehow
<Solstace> Yeah.
<Solstace> That's part of why I don't poke and pry too much.
<Rika> ...wait, this conversation is beginning to have sexual overtones, isn't it?
<Solstace> Maybe.
<Solstace> I swear it isn't intentional.
* Rika puts on robe and wizard hat

<Nitya> How often do you Google yourself? <-- I cannot read this except as a stupid masturbation reference
<JuanCarlos> so, googling people = sex?
<Nitya> sure
<JuanCarlos> ah, ok. brb googling hot women