Room 208

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#900

Rated 73 by 23 users
<Fiora> How to confuse an assexual: ask her endlessly about sex.
<Fiora> *asexual
<Fiora> Gah, sticky keys -_-
<IllFlower> "assexual" "sticky keys" brb, laughing
<Puffin> I'm an assexual
<Puffin> "ass" me anything
<Fiora> ahhghsdjfslkjdlasd
<Fiora> perverrrrts ._.
<Solstace> "assexual" is getting added to the libelous list.
<Fiora> IT IS JUST A TYPO >_>

#467

Rated 49 by 7 users
<ponicalica> I want to see an actual meeting between Jackerel and Tze
<Nitya> Only if I get a gun.

#292

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Alkthash> Yen notes danmaku?
<Alkthash> Somebody make that fangame.
<zeroplusalpha> I believe that's called "investment banking."

#1257

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Foombazzle> Weather here isn't great for white though. It warms up way too fast.
<Foombazzle> Also, for some reason I havent ascertained, reisling is very unavailable here. At least in the poor people's price points I purchase at.
<Foombazzle> Surgeon General's Warning: Excessive consumption of alcohol may induce alliterativity

#1017

Rated 72 by 10 users
<saladofstones>  And so the matous said, and let be known, let us be a dick to orphans because it powers our magecraft, amen
<Nova> "I only have to refuse to feed.... twenty-six more starving orphans and I'll advance to Rank 7!"
<Nova> "I am so close to Rank 8 I can almost smell it. I think I'll go kick a puppy, that'll get me up there."
<saladofstones> "If I cause a baby to cry five more times, I'll get +5 to my magic stat"
<JBridge> I thought that'd bump up CHA, if anything.
<Nova> "If I steal candy from eleven more babies, I'll get +3 Strength, but I dunno, man. Strength is my dump stat, maybe it'd be better to work on my Magic some more."

#536

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Maimakterion> I mean, genitals/faces switch? Visionary.

#1201

Rated 30 by 4 users
<IllFlower> *** EveryoneButUtnapishtim has quit (Excess Flood)

#1055

Rated 49 by 7 users
<IllFlower> well, it's still better than the dream I had about rotting genitalia.

#820

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Alkthash> And there are topless women on Franks. I wonder how many French teenagers have used their own currency as fap material before the coming of the Euro.

#99

Rated 25 by 18 users
<Rotty> poni, "civilization" means "city-dwelling". Without farming, you can't support cities.
<GMH> wait
<GMH> since when did civilization mean city-dwelling?
<Logopolis> GMH: He's No-True-Scotsmanning
<BonSequitur> GMH: Since Rottweiler decided that ethymology is the final arbitrer of word usage and meaning.
<ponicalica> GMH: I think "civilization" does in fact derive from the Latin word for "city".  But that doesn't mean shit.
<GMH> yeah?
<GMH> well, it's so excellent it's egregious!
<ponicalica> To pull out an old example I've used a bunch of times: AMBULANCES DO NOT WALK.
<BonSequitur> 'Civilization' <- Civitas
<Rotty> You can't have civilization without the civis.
<GMH> actually
<GMH> i can
<GMH> i only need "civi"