Room 208

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#469

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Kashchei> question: cute, sexy, or beautiful, and why?
<Solstace> Cute.  I find beautiful people to be like works of art, and who the fuck would bone a nice painting.  And I don't trust sexy people, too many personal experiences.
<Nitya> ...
<Nitya> Wtf
<JackMackerel> @Solstace - I want to bone a painting. :<
<Kashchei> i'd bone a nice painting...

#315

Rated 70 by 15 users
<Reyendo> You must be a rapist.
<Reyendo> You rapist.
<Reyendo> and a communist.
<Reyendo> a rapist-communist.
<Electivirus> Rapunist.
<Reyendo> So, you rape while espousing marxist values?
<Reyendo> Or do you marx while espousing rapist values?
<TibetanFox> Hey, the communist bit is all you, Comrade.
<TibetanFox> Now put on this Ushanka and bend over.

#1072

Rated 52 by 11 users
<Alkthash> Rig is not just a mere gimp.
<Alkthash> Rig is a super high school level gimp.

#1037

Rated 80 by 15 users
<jseblan> .decide traverse the white light | don't
<feepbot> jseblan: traverse the white light
<jseblan> ooh cinematic
<jseblan> ooh crocodile
<jseblan> OH GOD
<jseblan> NOT CROCODILE
<jseblan> AAAH
<jseblan> WHAT THE FUCK

#763

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Nitya> .decide listen to shitty pop via youtube | listen to shitty pop via nightmares beamed into your mind from things beyond existence
<RocketDude> Granted, YouTube is probably a better medium than the latter
<Nitya> You'd be surprised!  The reception is usually pretty great.
<JuanC> RocketDude: you clearly haven't use Things Beyond Existence's services. I tell you, man, they're about be as big as YT is
<Nitya> Only once the stars are right again. Then we will dance through the ruined halls of Tsochari to the mad theremin of Commisar Schilling, as has our ancestors on Xoth once did
<IllFlower> I hate the advertisements, though. They really went downhill when they started reading your mind to sell you things.

#543

Rated 56 by 9 users
<feep> using (ec, delta) { turn-left-x; turn-up-y; } // *MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA*
<feep> generally
<feep> if the comments start doing the maniacal laughter, that's a bad sign.

#658

Rated 41 by 8 users
<TParadox> Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
<TParadox> Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

#1255

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Barcode> oh my god i'm on question nineteen just tell me what kind of gay i am

#342

Rated 71 by 21 users
<Suke> Solstace.
<Suke> I want you inside me
* Solstace thrusts his hands inside Suke's abdomen, and begins to massage him from the inside.

#478

Rated 34 by 2 users
<EthZee> And now, my other impression in that series: An American Person.
* EthZee dons ten-gallon hat, grabs six-guns
<EthZee> Yeeeeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
* EthZee fires guns into the air
<EthZee> ...Thank you.