<IllFlower> Let me put it to you this way. TV Tropes is what you get after you put gender, biological sex, sexuality, and all types of romance into a blender, set it to "liquefy", and then chuck the blender out of the window because this is a terrible analogy.
<Electivirus> Extended, my ass. <Alkthash> Goatse?
<Jackerel> ENDRANCE-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! <Juan> but solstace isn't here, mackerel <Juan> well, i guess he's in our hearts <Juan> or in your heart <Juan> and your penis <Alkthash> Wait, he is *in* Jackerel's penis? <Juan> Of course. Don't you know? Jackerel's penis is like Aladdin's lamp. It just holds bishies instead of genies <ponicalica> rub my "lamp" amirite <HederaHelix> Please don't ever talk about JackMackerel's penis ever again.
<Juan|ThePrisoner> Cultist and Nova were totally flirting while you were away, CTrombley <Nova> wait what <Cultist> I'll wait your what, babe.
<Nitya> mindfuck city is where I was born <Nova> that does explain a lot
<JuanCarlos> bluh, therapist appointment in about...three hours. Suddenly, doubts <Barcode> I read that as "the rapist appointment" <eX> no wonder he has doubts
<RocketDude> This guy's *points to self* is a knucklehead! <RocketDude> *guy's a knucklehead
<IllFlower> *** EveryoneButUtnapishtim has quit (Excess Flood)
<Fiora> How to confuse an assexual: ask her endlessly about sex. <Fiora> *asexual <Fiora> Gah, sticky keys -_- <IllFlower> "assexual" "sticky keys" brb, laughing <Puffin> I'm an assexual <Puffin> "ass" me anything <Fiora> ahhghsdjfslkjdlasd <Fiora> perverrrrts ._. <Solstace> "assexual" is getting added to the libelous list. <Fiora> IT IS JUST A TYPO >_>
<Alkthash> Blah, still debating if I should get a cat. <Juan> no <Juan> get a fucking lion, i dunno <Juan> you get the adorableness of cats and the rage of...you know...a lion <Juan> also, if you tie it right and you sit in a leather chair, you can stroke its mane and act like some kind of bond villain <Alkthash> I don't have a leather chair. Just leather couches. <Alkthash> I will not be The Dude of Bond villains.