<Nitya> amazing, the game turns on and i don't get a black screen
<Nitya> truly, this is the year of the linux desktop

<Kshch> god, why do people not have facebook in this day and age?
<Kshch> now i have to solicit sex in person, how dreadful

<Nitya> I sleep using only the force of my hatred to support my head
<JuanLannister> so what you're saying is that you're a sith
<Nitya> Force-pillow is one of the less talked about but more useful powers of the dark side, yes

<saladofstones> last time I QDB'd something I broke it
<saladofstones> and I don't think the all-mighty Illflower will stand for it again
<RocketDude> Just try it again.
<RocketDude> I'd do it, but lazy
<saladofstones> if I break everything I blame barcode
<Nitya> And barcode can blame Jackerel, thus completing the cycle.
<saladofstones> and then jackerel can get banned for our sins
<RocketDude> But who will Jackerel blame?
<Nitya> It doesn't matter because we'll kickban him because he's obviously lying and it was his fault.
<Barcode> forgive us, Vater, for we do not know what we do.

<IllFlower> Wait, okay, Tzetze has a Japanese name and Mapi doesn't, what kind of strange alternate universe have I fallen into

<Saladofstones> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07ugR9edds
<Saladofstones> Someone got the prime minister to say this
<JBridge> ...How the fuck did this happen?
<Saladofstones> money and something to do with abraham lincoln's picture
<JBridge> I'm going to need more context.
<Saladofstones> its all I know
<Barcode> imagine this exchange as a noir where the detective goes to an informant

[discussing China Mieville]
<bogo_lode> i'm thinking more about his books
<bogo_lode> they essentially all have the protags win
<bogo_lode> but in a way that is horrible and despair inducing
<Barcode> and lo, the protagonists won so hard they became the villains and lost to themselves
<bogo_lode> that kinda happens in the squid one

<Barcout> terrence wiles, the child murderer. colour: white
<Barcout> discard any card frmo your hand. add two colours to your mana pool. more stuff that makes no sense but is indistiguishable from real magic talk to outsiders
<Juan> Not sure if I'd play that
<Juan> and it actually makes sense, man
<Juan> In fact, IIRC, that's an infamous {{game breaker}}
<Barcout> So dumb. I literally just said words
<Juan> Well, that's what we all do here. :P

<Alkthash> Stupid return key.
<Alkthash> Its trying to betray me.
<Alkthash> It's like Judas and MacBeth had a baby and had the baby trained by ninjas and Max Lord.

<Alkthash> Ritsuko's log: Recordings from pilot 00's pod bear the repeated phrase of "Paint me like one of your French girls"