Room 208

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#1068

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Nitya> A p-zombie is a thing indistinguishable from a person except that they lack subjective experience.
<Rig> So basically a hipster.

#903

Rated 70 by 20 users
<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises
<qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth
<saladofstones> but
<saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this

#710

Rated 51 by 4 users
<ColorPrinter> Here's a hint: I and E
<ColorPrinter> and nternet and xplorer
<RocketDude> Enternet Ixplorer
<RocketDude> Do I win anything

#621

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> Even knowing what these measures actually are, every time I read "we're going to have to resort to extreme measures," I think "VAMPIRISM"

#778

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Nova> Evangelion yuri, obviously
<Haven> *bursts in through the wall kool aid man style*

#588

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Wicked223> @g in the solstace's bayou group of indigenous peoples, cannibalism is an important rite of passage, usually involving a gigantic battle to the death, followed by devouring the losers and a giant orgy with girls and stuff
<Solstace> We call it Mardi Gras.

#96

Rated 38 by 5 users
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#685

Rated 57 by 5 users
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<Nitya> left, right, left, right, up, up, down, down, select, start
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<Nova> I'm so lost, what is happening
* Nitya is one of the spectators in the background doing something silly
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#820

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Alkthash> And there are topless women on Franks. I wonder how many French teenagers have used their own currency as fap material before the coming of the Euro.

#488

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Solstace> I just let imagination fill in the blanks.
<Solstace> ...
<Rika> That's probably for the best, because reality will probably disappoint you somehow
<Solstace> Yeah.
<Solstace> That's part of why I don't poke and pry too much.
<Rika> ...wait, this conversation is beginning to have sexual overtones, isn't it?
<Solstace> Maybe.
<Solstace> I swear it isn't intentional.
* Rika puts on robe and wizard hat