<Nitya> blamspam: you gonna pop up every time I mention penises? <blamspam> nooo <Nitya> you continue to deny the penis mojo <blamspam> It's late enough that penises are officially the funniest thing ever <blamspam> I'm laughing just thinking about it <blamspam> oogly noogly penises <blamspam> what would you do if your penis had a dolphin face on the end? [Later...] <Nitya> blamspam is very sensitive about her extreme penis girth
<Nitya> Is "Voyages Through Weight Space" the name of a niche porno, a high school math textbook, or what <JuanCarlos> porno math textbook <Nitya> and it's actually the name of, shockingly, a neuro paper <Nitya> the subtitle is "Network Models of an Escape Reflex in the Leech" <Nitya> which is probably not a porno but I'm not 100% on that
<Spaghetti> No, y'all don't understand. I told solstace about this chick I was having relations with, and not an hour later things went to hell with her. <Spaghetti> Thanks, jackass <Solstace> Oh, sorry :( <JackMackerel> How bad? <Spaghetti> REAL FUCKING BAD <JackMackerel> My condolences. <Electivirus> ;___; <Spaghetti> At least she convinced her boyfriend not to kill me. <Spaghetti> cough <Electivirus> ... <JackMackerel> ... <JackMackerel> Wow. <Solstace> .... <TOKAM> ... <Penguin> I think I've spotted the problem. *** Electivirus is now known as Sympathy * Sympathy flies out the window
<BonSequitur> That seems like something just waiting to be combined with some form of artificial sex organ. <BonSequitur> Although I guess it makes more sense for the female market. <BonSequitur> Give it a penis, and you get a dildo that can cuddle.
* Charlatan humps a lamp post <Charlatan> Assdocks <Charlatan> Assdocks? <Charlatan> Assdocks! <Charlatan> Ahohoho, I drank 2 hours earlier and it's just kicking in <Charlatan> wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <CTrombley> What did you drink, Charlatan? <Charlatan> Some local brew named Open Pit Porter <Charlatan> Ass <Charlatan> Assssssssssss <Charlatan> Ass on a stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick <CTrombley> How many did you have? <Charlatan> A bit under half a pint <Charlatan> Half a pint <Charlatan> of assssssssssss <CTrombley> I prefer beers. Last time I went to a party people did Jello Shots and they weren't able to gauge how drunk they were properly. <Charlatan> jello ass <Charlatan> ass shots <Charlatan> DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW <Charlatan> WHO THE FUCK I AM? <Charlatan> I'M THE CHARLINAUT, BITCH <Charlatan> I'MMA HITCHU WIT <Charlatan> WITH <Charlatan> WITH ASS <jseblan> Charlinaut doesn't sound good <jseblan> Charlanaut is better <Charlatan> Charly and the Charlanauts <Charlatan> I'M THE DRUNKEST GREEK MYTH <Charlatan> I'm the drunkest Greek ass
*** buttercupistiny cockpunches Charlie <Scharlatan> >_____< <Scharlatan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Scharlatan> THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN <buttercupistiny> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING ME COCKPUNCHING PRIVILEGES <JBridge> BUTTERCUP YOU FOOL CHARLATAN'S COCK IS THE BUTTON TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
<Puffin> this is why America has fallen. we're all too good to poop in holes in the backyard.
<Farce> Hansel and Grendel. Now there's a fairy tale. :D
<Jack> so, did everything in the 80s just have this incestuous copyright orgy, or uh, what the hell happened
<jseblan> yeah, but there's "not going as planned" as in "everyone dies" and then there's "not going as planned" as in "I am mugging some officer with a non-existent gun and my underwear"