<Nitya> amazing, the game turns on and i don't get a black screen
<Nitya> truly, this is the year of the linux desktop

<IllFlower> I didn't know Hikari carried handcuffs on her.
<IllFlower> She must be into some kinky stuff.
<Alicia> Oh my God, IllFlower.
<Alicia> You have to be prepared, man.
<IllFlower> Because opportunities for bondage could come at any moment. Got it.
<Alicia> NOOOO.
<Alicia> They're... magical.
<Alicia> >:C
<ponicalica> Magical bondage.  Got it.
<Alicia> OH GOD DAMN IT.
<Alicia> Who cares as long as they're under control.
<Alicia> Wait. Damn it.
* Alicia just shuts up now.

<Alkthash> Blah, still debating if I should get a cat.
<Juan> no
<Juan> get a fucking lion, i dunno
<Juan> you get the adorableness of cats and the rage of...you know...a lion
<Juan> also, if you tie it right and you sit in a leather chair, you can stroke its mane and act like some kind of bond villain
<Alkthash> I don't have a leather chair. Just leather couches.
<Alkthash> I will not be The Dude of Bond villains.

<jseblan> "Tropicana Essentials with Added Calcium and Vitamin D is an excellent source of Calcium and Vitamin D." NO SHIT SHERLOCK MY MIND IS BLOWN

<Fiora> ... also, I actually ordered myself a soul gem, so like, um, yeah.
<ponicalica> are you going to cosplay as homuhomu
<Fiora> No... I just wanted one because it was pretty!
<Fiora> I'm not... lkajlskjl
<Fiora> I can't win
<SpruceZeus> Fiora is a master of the Nordic tongues
<SpruceZeus> Lkåjskjl!
<Fiora> ._.
<jseblan> Fus Fiora Da?
<SpruceZeus> It makes everyone in a certain radius suddenly get rotten teeth and suffer heart attacks and nosebleed

*** Charlatan has joined #yackfest
* Charlatan bonelessly morphs into channel
* Alicia morphlessly channels into bone.
<Nitya> both of those sound really pauinfujl
<Alicia> Not to goddesses.
<Alicia> Charlie is Charlie so probably not to him.
<Charlatan> I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME.
<Charlatan> IT IS A *GOOD* PAIN.
* Charlatan vomits forth a thousand eyeless rats
<Alicia> See, told you Nitya.

<Untaxidermist> I wonder how many people in the world are genuinely turned on by the idea of snuggling while playing Pokemon.
<Solstace> Probably every nerd who grew up with pokemon >.<
<Untaxidermist> So I have this idea for a brothel...

<Yubiseiharukana> 'With the risque "HaXXXor" series of low-budget films, Nmap makes the leap from Science fiction to soft-core pornography.'
<VerticalPig> "No, don't probe that port... no, please... oh... /Why am I responding to his intrusion? He hasn't even authenticated properly aaaaaaah/"

<Excuses> I think that music was invented so that people who had the capability to become musicians wouldn't do something dangerous like take over Germany.

<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.