Room 208

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#292

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Alkthash> Yen notes danmaku?
<Alkthash> Somebody make that fangame.
<zeroplusalpha> I believe that's called "investment banking."

#100

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Barcode> why did someone bump my asexuality/homosexuality topic ;_;
<Logopolis> Because a lot of people enjoy bumping homosexuals.

#132

Rated 49 by 10 users
<Suke> {{Aon has a penis}}
<TropeBot> Trope AonHasAPenis doesn't exist. Closest match: Penis Envy http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=xu8oo2npsoy8qewj6noshf6d&page=3

#406

Rated 51 by 4 users
<BonSequitur> What is up with this 'polyvore' thing, anyway?
<BonSequitur> It doesn't even have an ED page. I'm afraid to google.
<BonSequitur> Oh, it has nothing to do with voraphilia.
<BonSequitur> Some people are idiots when picking out names for websites.
<BonSequitur> I mean, really. Polyvore.
<BonSequitur> It's a fashion website.
<BonSequitur> What does it sound like?
<BonSequitur> A mailing list for people who are into furries giving birth to multiple twin furries and then eating them.

#141

Rated 60 by 10 users
<IllFlower> You know what your username reminds me of, Doomlewa? Some half-Chinese, half-Japanese girl who likes gratuitous English lamenting the state of the earth, going "doom le, wa..."

#439

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Arisaka> If nukes were dicks, the Diebner bomb would require a microscope.

#816

Rated 44 by 3 users
<RocketDude> Also, "Quattro_Ladyparts" makes me think of the Audi car ._.
<Barcode[LoL]>  Audi Vagina
<AliceTensei> Audi Titty? ...Oh god, somebody please kill me for even coming up with that. Please.

#1113

Rated 68 by 8 users
<BarcoProxy> it hurts me to say this but it might be possible that after this is done I will have to say of evangelion "at least it wasn't ergo proxy"
<Nitya> you have the weirdest standards.
<BarcoProxy> my standards are "looks cool and makes sense" but nothing fits both of them!
* BarcoProxy buries his head in his hands.
* Nitya pats BarcoProxy on the shoulder before starting to speak an old french poem about sex in backwards hebrew
* BarcoProxy screams.

#812

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Iverum> Jackerel and Tze's child would talk about raping the incompleteness theorem.
<Iron> Fun
<Korenizer> That is not hot at all! :(
<Iverum> No one would ever finish.
<Korenizer> ...
<Iverum> I'm sorry.
<JackMackerel> Korenizer: To you, it isn't. >:|
<Korenizer> yeah, don't sternface me for not finding my own rapist child sexually appealing, sirrah.
<JackMackerel> >:C then
<Alicia> Dat's messed up.
<Iverum> You two are so adorable.
<Iverum> Of course, your psychopathic rape baby isn't.
<Korenizer> that is not what "adorable" means
<Alicia> Hahaha.
<Iverum> @define adorable
<Omnipresence> Iverum: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: adorable  (English word) | definition — Result: adjective | lovable especially in a childlike or naive way
<JackMackerel> It's moe in Japan!
<Iverum> Yeah, lovable in a naive way.
<Iverum> That works.

#969

Rated 82 by 17 users
<Rashi> All I know about sex is from Japanese pornography and zoology texts, which is probably a perfect storm of Bad Things To Know.