<Mari0Printer> You wanted a clear explanation
<Mari0Printer> You poor poo
<Mari0Printer> *fool
<Mari0Printer> YOU POOR POOOOOOOOO

<Nitya> You're really going to pull no true scotsman crap?
<Nitya> Real hackers use butterflies?
<Iverum> Yes. Real hackers use butterflies.
<RocketDude> But do real hackers use real butterflies, raised organically in America?
<Iverum> I would hope so. Hackers are all about organic American manufacturing.

<Charlatan> "'HOP ON MY DIIIIIIIICK' is a popular misinterpretation of the lyrics 'Harbor my deep secret' from Before My Body is Dry."
<Charlatan> All of a sudden Kill La Kill is very pertinent to my interests.
<Alicia> Charlie really likes hot dicks.
<Charlatan> The road to Cockhalla is long and hard.

<Alkthash> Not the waffle cone shape, the pictures of women looking at you while you pee.

<IllFlower> "YOU DON'T GET TO 500 MILLION SLEEP DEPRIVED RAMBLES WITHOUT MAKING A FEW SENSICAL COMMENTS"

<Penguin> Could god create a cat so annoying, it could sit on itself?

<Haruspex> @define invaginate
<Omnipresence> Haruspex: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: invaginate (English word) | definitions — Result: 1 | verb | sheathe; 2 | verb | fold inwards
<Haruspex> i'm learning so many words
<Haruspex> several of which can be used as horrible sexual euphemisms, tooo
<Nova> no
<Haruspex> My man-meat thirsts for invagination!
<Haruspex> wait, "throbbing" should be in there
<Nova> :|
<Haruspex> nova, don't you write? this is stuff you need to know.
<Nova> i am not writing about throbbing man-things.
<Haruspex> Perhaps you will someday! You should be prepared.
<Iron> What if you get into writing porn someday?
<Iron> Or yaoi?
<Iron> You need to know your sex for those
<Haruspex> Or retinal development fanfiction?
<Haruspex> The neural tube evaginates. You may need to know this!
<Nova> If I got into writing porn I'm fairly sure it would be wimmin-on-wimmin porn anyway.
<Haruspex> That can involve invagination too, ya know.
<Iron> You may have to write for gay porn
<Iron> As in guy-on-guy
<Nova> why would i even
* Fiora dips Nova in liquid yaoi.
<Haruspex> Being bitten by a mutant gay man?
<Nova> Fiora: why would you betray me like this
<Fiora> What, is yaoi like, acidic, and you're basic?
<Fiora> Or is this like matter and antimatter?
<Haruspex> I'll say she's basic. If you know what I mean. *wink*
<Nova> I am yuri, the vat is yaoi. They are antithesis to one another, or something.
<Fiora> No, they're complementary!
<Nova> No they're not!
<Fiora> See, in a story, there's boys and girls, right?
<Nova> Not necessarily?
<Fiora> You pair the boys with each other, and the girls with each other.
<Fiora> It's the natural order of things!
<Nova> I thought the natural order of things was for girls to only exist to get in the way of the yaoi.
<Haruspex> your silliness is not appreciated in this high-minded discussion of being bitten by gay people
<Iron> But nova, you may need knowledge of guy-on-guy sex someday
<Nova> But anyway, Fiora, STOP ENCOURAGIGN THEM TOE NCOURAGE ME TO WRITE ABOUT THROBBING MAN-THINGS.

<Suke|Kitty> SUKE WINDS ROUND 1
<Zakdos> it's WINS, not WINDS
<Suke|Kitty> ...
<Suke|Kitty> Shut up ;-;
<GuitarBizarre> no
<GuitarBizarre> its winds
<GuitarBizarre> since he.
* GuitarBizarre sunglasses
<GuitarBizarre> Blew it.
<Zakdos> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
<Zakdos> *The Who*

<Nitya> fuck you can't sell tigers
<Nitya> this is bullshit amazon

<jseblan> Charlatan you can't use your butt as a server
<jseblan> it only has one port and it... it's occupied
<jseblan> I'm having horrifying images right now
* jseblan plunges head in bleach