Room 208

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#1267

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<Alicia> Charlie has issues, okay. The only cures are Byakuren, violence, and drugs.
<Alicia> So he's basically a typical yackfester.

#531

Rated 67 by 13 users 
<MoeKawaii> ｷﾀﾜァ*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(n‘∀‘)ηﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* !!!!!  
<JackMackerel> oh god
* JackMackerel stabs Tzetze for his own good
<MoeKawaii> If I don't make it... tell my wife... uguu...

#642

Rated 28 by 11 users 
Jaqueline_de_Maquerel: 8==D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jaqueline_de_Maquerel: :D
ponicalica: ~ COMES

#699

Rated 60 by 10 users 
<Tibbles> Picking all this Tundra Cotton makes me glad I'm not playing a Redguard.

#1055

Rated 49 by 7 users 
<IllFlower> well, it's still better than the dream I had about rotting genitalia.

#1017

Rated 72 by 10 users 
<saladofstones>  And so the matous said, and let be known, let us be a dick to orphans because it powers our magecraft, amen
<Nova> "I only have to refuse to feed.... twenty-six more starving orphans and I'll advance to Rank 7!"
<Nova> "I am so close to Rank 8 I can almost smell it. I think I'll go kick a puppy, that'll get me up there."
<saladofstones> "If I cause a baby to cry five more times, I'll get +5 to my magic stat"
<JBridge> I thought that'd bump up CHA, if anything.
<Nova> "If I steal candy from eleven more babies, I'll get +3 Strength, but I dunno, man. Strength is my dump stat, maybe it'd be better to work on my Magic some more."

#1081

Rated 31 by 10 users 
<Alkthash> Corvidium - do you really want to drink a milkshake that has been soaking in technicolor horse ass?

#666

Rated 72 by 10 users 
<Nitya> At least you haven't had your mom ask you to read her Harry Potter fanfic.
<Nitya> that was the moment at which I truly realized I was living in the future

#989

Rated 72 by 10 users 
<BarcrimsonSkies> "We've lost government centre!" who cares
<BarcrimsonSkies> you don't understand, game. I don't give a shit if City Hall gets destroyed.
<BarcrimsonSkies> who eve n/needs/ the columbia towers? we can just build new ones
<Nitya> barcode, are you maybe not a good pilot

#105

Rated 78 by 43 users 
<IllFlower> I must say, I'm going to look forward to political campaigns in 30 years.
<IllFlower> "Is it true, Mr. Senator, that you trolled 4chan in your teenage years? We have evidence that you wrote, and I quote, 'LOLOLOL DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS' in one post. How do you answer to the questions surrounding allegations of a homosexual affair?"