* ponicalica isn't particularly creative with his cursing
<ponicalica> Mostly I fuck everything remotely associated with the thing I'm mad at
<GMH> are you sure they're clean?
<GMH> you might wanna get checked.

<Rotty> Thanks to the internet, I now confuse Chris Hansen with the Three Stooges.
<Rotty> *leans into frame* Hello... hello... hello!

<Nitya> IllFlower, I.... I have something to confess.  Ever since I first saw your shimmering Monospace on my screen, I've had... urges.  You're just so beautiful.  I want to shuck those twin l's with my slithering man-meat.

<Barcode> why did someone bump my asexuality/homosexuality topic ;_;
<Logopolis> Because a lot of people enjoy bumping homosexuals.

* Solstace cockpunches Charlatan
* Charlatan punchcocks Solstace
<Charlatan> BEHOLD, FOR I HAVE A BOXING GLOVE ATTACHED TO MY SCHPONG.

<Nova> I have two beans in this pile.
<Nova> I have one bean in this pile.
<Nova> If I move this bean over to the pile with these beans, I now have no beans!
<CTrombley> Now you have three beans. You can take all the beans out!
<Puffin> one bean isn't a pile :V
<CTrombley> Why? Because you can take beans out in groups of threes.
<Nova> Sure I do. It's a pile, with one bean in it.
<Nova> It's also got other stuff, which is why it's a pile.
<Nova> Mainly sugar cubes, I believe.
<Nova> But we were counting beans, not sugar cubes.
<CTrombley> Thus if you have 7 beans, you have to leave 1. That is, 7=1 (mod 3).
<Nova> No, I have seven beans.
<CTrombley> You can take beans out in groups of threes, and you do. So there is one bean left,.
<Nova> Why would I do that? Then I barely have any beans.
<CTrombley> You do it because we are simulating modular arithmatic with beans and you want the simulation to work out.
<Nova> I thought I just wanted beans.

<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I don't get people's hatred of 'fujoshi'
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I can't go 5 steps on /a/ without someone lamenting them
<IllFlower> I think it's just tribalism.
<IllFlower> Like G.R.O.S.S. from Calvin and Hobbes, except less funny and more sad.
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh okay
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> well when you're sadder than a deranged blonde kid who talks to animals
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> ...
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh my god replace hobbes with waifus and you have /jp/

<blamspam> Pretty alright. I just watched Vampires Suck at a gift exchange.
<blamspam> It was entirely what I expected.
<blamspam> (Seltzer and Friedberg)
<Lin_Chong> Which is to suck.
<Lin_Chong> SLURP SLURP SLURP

<Nitya> "Neuroscientist Sean O'Nuallain suggests that this very existence of synchronized gamma indicates that something akin to a singularity - or, to be more prosaic, a conscious experience - is occurring." what is with this article
<Fiora> Singularities: conscious experiences?
<Fiora> So black holes are really really big experiences?
<Fiora> And if the black hole is charged sufficiently, the event horizon goes away, and it's a naked experience? And then sex happens, and we have to close the doors.
<Fiora> Sorry I don't know where I'm going with this.

[discussing Miley Cyrus]
<Nitya> didn't she die, i thought she died
<taelor> Miley Cyrus? no, she's alive and twerking, last I heard.
<taelor> I'm curious? how did you think Cyrus died?
<Nitya> i just assume celebrities are dead