<Mari0Printer> You wanted a clear explanation
<Mari0Printer> You poor poo
<Mari0Printer> *fool
<Mari0Printer> YOU POOR POOOOOOOOO

<Misaki> video quality isn't differen
<Misaki> *different
<Misaki> i might just permanently undercock this
<Misaki> *underclock
<Misaki> OH HORRIBLE TYPO
<Misaki> god forbid if this is quoted

<IllFlower> I've heard all number of conflicting things. All I know is that when I wake up, there is a good chance of me being tired.
<Zakdos> don't wake up then
<IllFlower> Zakdos: Yeah, I'll just run this channel in my DREAMS, with a DREAM IRC CLIENT on my DREAM COMPUTER
<IllFlower> And on my DREAM COMPUTER I will run THE ELECTRIC SHEEP SCREEN SAVER, thus opening myself up to A LARGE AMOUNT OF SILLY ANDROID JOKES

<StarGirl00> At least this guy got to the point
<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: female ?
    You: yes
    Stranger: would you plz rate my dick ? it would mean alot to me :/ plz be honest
   [You have disconnected.]

<blamspam> Pretty alright. I just watched Vampires Suck at a gift exchange.
<blamspam> It was entirely what I expected.
<blamspam> (Seltzer and Friedberg)
<Lin_Chong> Which is to suck.
<Lin_Chong> SLURP SLURP SLURP

<Nitya> do people actually use the shortening "evo-devo"
<ponicalica> I'm going to go to the fro-yo shop to do some evo-devo!
<RocketDude> Are we men? We are Evo-Devo!

<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7aF_FhALzs
<JBridge> God damn.
<Tibetanfox> THE FUCK IS THAT?
<JBridge> That is a video that is 478 hours long.
<JBridge> I dare you to watch the whole video in one sitting.
<poniboy> Is that even possible?
<Tibetanfox> poniboy: With enough meth, anything is possible.
<Tibetanfox> But mainly a heart attack.

<bogo_lode> unless your books are all super obscure and you attempt to use them to make epeen points about how smrt you are
<Nitya> well some are kind of obscure but i'm not the peen type. let alone epeen, which would be a weird thing to show off in the real world
<Barcode> "I'm not the peen type" nitya's dating profile

<Nitya> fez put me in the worst possible psychological state: mad about video games. now i'm in the second worst state: has an idea for a video game

<FlyingChaucer> @w angst philosophy
<Omnipresence> FlyingChaucer: Wikipedia (full-text): Existentialism: Existentialism is the term applied to the work of a number of philosophers since the 19th century who, despite large differences... — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existentialism