Room 208

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#1124

Rated 70 by 9 users
<zeroplusalpha> Well I think so far the crown in gratuitous serialisation is still FF. We're at what, XV now?
<zeroplusalpha> Pretty soon they're going to have to start using hexadecimal, in which case I eagerly await FFFF, the 255th iteration.

#830

Rated 57 by 5 users
<TibetanFox> And I'm like "Bitch you said we were just friends and I have a hot, nerdy biracial lesbian with an English accent hitting on me, WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?"
<TibetanFox> Goddamn blue alien loli Tsunderes.
<HisMastersVoice> love sure is complex

#1256

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Myrdradek> I had a dream someone on #yackfest wanted to know if, historically, it was accurate that cowboys fucked holes in the ground
<Haruspex> what did we conclude
<Alicia> Sorry I asked man
<Rig> I’ve never heard of that.
<Rig> But I want to know if that’s accurate.
<Haruspex> shit what if we're in mydradek's dream right n
<Alicia> oh man
<Myrdradek> Google is inconclusive
<JBridge> Myrdradek: There's like two recorded instances of it. I can't find the sources right now, though.
<Myrdradek> o_o
<Alicia> Thank you based JBridge.
<JBridge> You're welcome.

#997

Rated 74 by 18 users
<ChancellorCosman> Ah! Serial Experiments Legend of Galactic Lucky Haruhi Azumanga Strawberry Rozen Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Imperial Fiora Pichi Pichi PitchmonHOLIC River Chronicles: Keikaku no Nekohime Gundam Complex Bebop Gurren Lagann Sailor BrotherhoodZ Nichijou R2.22 You Can (Not) Advance!!
<Alkthash> I see words. And I understand what they mean. But I have no idea what you folks are saying.
<ALI-18000> We're making the best anime ever, Alkthash.
<Alkthash> You're making people find incentives to find murderin' axes. 
<Alkthash> Have I fallen into an alternate universe where slang is just subtly off?
<Alkthash> LIke anybody else get that feeling of anti-deja vu?
<Alkthash> Where you wake up and everything feels subtly wrong and out of place during the day.
<Alkthash> And you keep thinking "was it always like that"
<Alkthash> And get the feeling you have stumbled into one of those shitty sci-fi alternate universes, where things are different?
<Alkthash> Like that is my feeling here folk.s
<Alkthash> You're making me wonder if I'm still on my earth.
<Alkthash> Nice normal earth 387
<Alkthash> Not that shithole that is earth 616.

#588

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Wicked223> @g in the solstace's bayou group of indigenous peoples, cannibalism is an important rite of passage, usually involving a gigantic battle to the death, followed by devouring the losers and a giant orgy with girls and stuff
<Solstace> We call it Mardi Gras.

#34

Rated 49 by 18 users
<krrackknut>  Let us speak of lady's bosoms.
<GuitarBizarre>  I posit that ladies bosoms are rad.
* Dracia deathglares at krrackknut
<krrackknut>  And I concur.
<GuitarBizarre>  This calls for celebration! Bartender, a round of drinks and fancy costumes!
<Dracia>  *You all hear her knuckles cracking*
<krrackknut>  DEFEAT AWKWARDNESS
<krrackknut>  WITH MAXIMUM RIDICULOSITY
<GuitarBizarre>  AWKWARDNESS ZONE
<GuitarBizarre>  DEFEATED!
<Dracia> plays FF victory fanfare
* GuitarBizarre dressed as a victorian gentleman, cheers krrackknut 
* krrackknut adjusts his monocle

#590

Rated 38 by 5 users
<ShoujiAn> What do I get as a representative of the Tzetzen empire?
<JackMackerel> A jackknife.
<Johann> ShoujiAn: sex
<Charlatan> ShoujiAn: A free anthology edition of the Illuminatus Trilogy.
<ShoujiAn> Hmm. All this sounds good...
* JackMackerel gives ShoujiAn a nasty looking knife
<Johann> well, i refuse to give you sex
<ShoujiAn> If I stab someone with it will they get a nasty disease?
<ShoujiAn> Ok
<Haruspex> You also get an anus dentata for dealing with Jackerel. Use it wisely.
<ShoujiAn> Cool!
<Charlatan> ...Anus dentata. Fascinating.
<JackMackerel> Strapons.
<JackMackerel> It STILL hurts :<
<Haruspex> I don't think that "anus" is actually Latin (?), but Tzetzeans speak Byzantine Greek anyway.

#251

Rated 50 by 13 users
<JBridge> @crackship
<Omnipresence> Crack shipping: JBridge / JBridge

#277

Rated 49 by 10 users
<Arha> I wish Edmond was in here for five seconds so I could say 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but sometimes it's a big brown dick'
<Arha> and then I would randomly afk

#1054

Rated 67 by 22 users
<Alkthash> It's after midnight and I'm talking about a dead anime love interest haunting me to make boner jokes.
<Alkthash> What the fuck brain.
<saladofstones> you one upped me, I'm reading about the Japanese KKK and eating dry cereal at 10:43
<Miijhal> I spent most of a day reading about sloth sex