<Nitya> video game joke, libertarian joke, music joke, electronics joke, music joke <GMH> Why did Mario cross the road? To get to the Princess! Why was the Princess on the other side of the road? Because her job was over there! Why was her job over there? Because she gets so few gigs as an oboist! Why does she get so few gigs as a oboist? Because her case didn't contain a bigger hard drive! Why didn't her case contain a bigger hard drive? Because her instrument's repertoire is so small!
<Soraya> Goliath Tarantula: 1 foot across, 1 inch long fangs. <Soraya> ... <Nitya> See, I just get a few thousands of those, and found my own country in, I dunno, the Balkans. <Soraya> And then they eventually hive mind, and overthrow you, using your carcass to lay their eggs. <Nitya> Practically noone will miss a few spider-infested mountains anyway, I betcha. <Nitya> Hey, I'm not one to stand in the way of progress.
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I don't get people's hatred of 'fujoshi' <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I can't go 5 steps on /a/ without someone lamenting them <IllFlower> I think it's just tribalism. <IllFlower> Like G.R.O.S.S. from Calvin and Hobbes, except less funny and more sad. <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh okay <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> well when you're sadder than a deranged blonde kid who talks to animals <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> ... <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh my god replace hobbes with waifus and you have /jp/
<LORd> Funnily enough, Tokyo Magnitude's op song wouldn't be the slightest bit out of place in a shonen fightfest <RAGE> I thought it was about an earthquake killin' shit. <LORd> Yes, yes it is. <RAGE> So is there a prequel series about 8.0 being trained by its old master, and then working up through the Richter tournament to avenge its mother
<SpruceZeus> i gazed into the abyss and the abyss said uguu
<Arha-away> When IJBM went down, a little piece of me died inside <Arha-away> fortunately, I think it was a tumor <Arha-away> So, yeah
<Sat> I'M NOT BEING FUCKING TSUNDERE
<Jack> i'm on linux now, so, hacking is easy <Jack> linux is like a badly-thought-out drug in an eighties movie in that way
<Nitya> someday i hope i'm a scientist and i get invited to a conference in tokyo or whatever, and someone asks me what i'm going to do on my day off and i'm all "oh, comiket" as i put on my fake boobs
<Solstace> I still don't get why those hardcore Christians have such a hardtime accepting Muslims. <AliceTensei> And this is why the terrorists won! <AliceTensei> BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU. <RocketDude> Terrorists Win! /Counter-Strike