<Erro> Robots have no need for hookers, silly, they can use emulation.

<GuitarBizarre> Only a programmer could take a function that works perfectly and break it by improving it. 
<Nitya> It's basically standard procedure.

<Yubiseiharukana> miijhal is too busy playing... what was it... it involved vaginas
<Yubiseiharukana> Gundam. Right.

<Barcode[GameDesign]> xbox stopped reading disks. I threw a fit. then I ripped and tore it and reassembled it without acutally fixing anythign and now it works
<IllFlower> so your rage... disassembled, and then reassembled, your Xbox, and then fixed the problem
<IllFlower> that's some pretty damn impressive rage, dude
<IllFlower> people would pay for that kind of rage, man
<IllFlower> I can just see it now. "let your broken electronics feel the wrath of Barcode's Repair Service! bring in this ad for 10% off"

<Nitya> okay you're never going to believe what just happened
<Nitya> I plugged my netbook into a printer, hit "print" in my browser, and it printed what I wanted it to print immediately.
<Nitya> Plus, this is Linux.  And I've never printed anything with it before.
<JBridge> Impossible.
<JBridge> Liar.
<Nitya> Should I like... sacrifice some small animal in thanks?
<Nitya> There weren't any configuration screens.  It just happened.
<Miijhal> the gods of technology smile upon you

<Azusa> {{pau gasol is the best power forward in the game}}
<TropeBot> Trope PauGasolIsTheBestPowerForwardInTheGame doesn't exist. Closest match: Big No http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo
<Azusa> LIES TROPE BOT
<Azusa> LIES
<Azusa> AND FUCKING SLANDER

<Lin_Chong> The hell are bugs supposed to do?
<Nitya> bugs aren't supposed to do anything. the world is meaningless and directionless. they can only live or die, verbs we have attached to their states we see.
<Myrmidon> Bugs do bug things
<Lin_Chong> Well someone's been drinking from the existential well again.
<Lin_Chong> Or did you drink from the Well of Despair?
<Nitya> i drank from the well of annoying quantum homework
<Lin_Chong> Understandable. My apologies.

<GuitarBizarre> Sometimes it honestly feels like I'm the {{only straight male}} around these two channels.
<TropeBot> Trope OnlyStraightMale doesn't exist. Closest match: Unfortunate Implications http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications
<GuitarBizarre> ...

<Barcode[out]> Rebound your cottons becusde

<Kirino> i still am not that versed in
<Kirino> stripping