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<Blackthorne> His handwriting looks like he stuck a penis up his ass and tried to write. <Blackthorne> pencil <Blackthorne> I don't know why I said penis.
<Blackthorne> His handwriting looks like he stuck a penis up his ass and tried to write. <Blackthorne> pencil <Blackthorne> I don't know why I said penis.
<jseblan> I am of the opinion that me <> me
<jseblan> WAIT
<Charlatan|Prodigy> WAR
<Charlatan|Prodigy> HUH
<Charlatan|Prodigy> WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
<jseblan> if(jseblan != jseblan) {cout << "WHO THE F*** AM I";}
<Nous> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
<IllFlower> Execution Grounds sounds like it'd be a good name for a coffee brand. <IllFlower> "Execution Grounds coffee. Shoot your tiredness in the head."
<JBridge> I remember back around my sophomore year in high school, two girls came up to me, and asked if I had fallopian tubes. I said no, and mentioned something about their epidermis showing. <JBridge> Now however, I realize how I SHOULD'VE responded. <JBridge> "Yes. They're not mine, but I DO have them. If you want to see, I could bring the jar in some time." <GuitarBizarre> Yeah. Flirting, disgusting, and witty in one fell swoop <GuitarBizarre> you'd have been knee deep in vagina by the time you turned around <Jayden> Ewwwww <Jayden> As a friendly word of advice; it's not your leg you're supposed to stuff in there <Jayden> If you're knee deep in vagina you're doing it very wrong <GuitarBizarre> Jayden: or horrifically right!
<Logopolis> SPEAKST THOU OF HORRIFIC FANFICTION? <GuitarBizarre> no <GuitarBizarre> just DLC's mind. <Logopolis> Good. <Logopolis> That shit's okay as long as nobody ever writes it down. <GuitarBizarre> though arguably DLC lives her life on the basis that she's living her own personal...fan...fiction... <GuitarBizarre> OH DEAR GOD <Arha> ... <Logopolis> Holy shit. <Arha> She's a self insert character <Arha> in her OWN LIFE <GuitarBizarre> WHAT THE FUCK <Logopolis> HOW? <GuitarBizarre> ARRRRRRRRRRRGH <Logopolis> She's a REAL Purity Sue. * Logopolis arms for battle <GuitarBizarre> PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH <GuitarBizarre> *NOW* *** Logopolis is now known as Ordhgard <Arha> I... bottle <Ordhgard> FEAR! FIRE! FOES! <Arha> I don't drink but I need to drink this thought away <Arha> make it stoooop
<BarcoDoomRL> killed the dimensional shambled <BarcoDoomRL> quite frankly it was scary. suddenly, quake monster in my doom <Generality> Is that like peanut butter in your chocolate? <BarcoDoomRL> except the peanut butter is the size of an SUV standing on its bumper, is organic, throws blasts of nondescript, damaging energy at you, and teleports every other turn
<MoeKawaii> キタワァ*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜(n‘∀‘)η゚・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* !!!!! <JackMackerel> oh god * JackMackerel stabs Tzetze for his own good <MoeKawaii> If I don't make it... tell my wife... uguu...
<GMH> illflower`away: clicking "bottom" on the quotes page gives a highly unusual browser error <GMH> "Content Encoding Error <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> <GMH> The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because it uses an invalid or unsupported form of compression." <GMH> HOLY WAT FUCK WHITESPACE
<IllFlower> Solstace: I *know*, right? this entire series is just... you know all those fucks that various image macros depict people not giving? those are all the fucks I am whatting right now
<Barcode> «In a mission kept secret until after delivery, the pieces [(some stone artifacts)] were collected by the British Museum and brought back to Afghanistan by UK forces in July.» in marginally lighter news <Saladofstones> I can imagine a call of duty mission based on <Saladofstones> SOAP GO RETRIEVE THAT PRICESS ARTIFACT <Alkthash> RAMIREZ! EXPLAIN THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE ROCKS! <Barcode> hold x to explain <Saladofstones> Oh god <Saladofstones> a quickk time event to explain the significance <Saladofstones> if you fail the artifact just explodes, killing everyone <Barcode> What if the screen just went blurry, with "Factual inaccuracy will not be tolerated!"?