Room 208

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#569

Rated 60 by 14 users
<Rotty> ... Aon, why are you furry?
<HappyFurryTeenager> RP
<HappyFurryTeenager> That will soon be ending...
<Rotty> Ah, so it's not "Stopped shaving my legs."

#1274

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Barcode> i live in a static discharge hell. just a constant fucking electron bukkake.

#89

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Zakdos> fuck yeah
<Zakdos> going to smear garlic all over my crotch, brb

#111

Rated 21 by 3 users
<ponicalica> I'm now imagining Matrix with red hair and fake boobs

#878

Rated 52 by 11 users
<Charlatan> WHO GETS NARDPUNCHED TODAY?
<Charlatan> I DEMAND SACRIFICE.
<Solstace> JBridge.
<JBridge> Shit!
* JBridge braces for impact.
<Charlatan> YOU SHOULD BE HONORED, FOR TODAY YOU BRING GLORY TO YOUR TRIBE.
<JBridge> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Charlatan Tiger Uppercuts JBridge in the 'nards
<JBridge> UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#1193

Rated 61 by 6 users
<HederaHelix> I panic whenever I'm getting a B in stuff
<Puffin> you don't need to panic, I don't think
<Puffin> grades don't reflect learning, in my experience 
<Nitya> no, but they do reflect grades.

#1117

Rated 21 by 11 users
<Corvidium> Hi Solstace
*** Xeniera has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<JBridge> Bye, Solstace?

#994

Rated 65 by 21 users
<Tibetanfox> I mean, my car is old enough that if it were a girl I could legally and consensually fuck her.
<Tibetanfox> Goddamn. That is the worst analogy I have made in this channel.
<Tibetanfox> Ever.

#1162

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Puffin> also, I tried raw milk for the first time today. very tasty. go bribe a farmer and get some
<Haven> Sounds like a raw deal
<FTLIicia> That was udderly hilarious.
<Juan> what is wrong with you people
<FTLIicia> Everything.

#402

Rated 21 by 3 users
<JackMackerel> Oh god
<JackMackerel> They have a fucking Snuggie carol
<TParadox> Ebenezer Snuggie! You shall be visited tonight by three blankets!