<Erro> Robots have no need for hookers, silly, they can use emulation.

<Arha> Angry GuitarBizarre is happy GuitarBizarre
<GuitarBizarre> THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME

<Arisaka> Crap, now I'm imagining Moot in a Vita costume weilding Graf Eisen with B& printed on it.

<Miijhal> http://i.imgur.com/OOVIE.jpg vegeta what are you doing
<Miijhal> that is not proper attire for a school teacher
<Juan|TheWire> also why would you be in super saiyan mode while going for seductive school teacher
<Juan|TheWire> shit don't make sense
<Miijhal> it's to grade papers faster than the eye can see
<Miijhal> he just chills out in the teacher's lounge warping all over the place while graded papers fall around him
<Miijhal> until he encounters that one kids essay
<Miijhal> he scribbles as fast as he can, summoning up a huge dust cloud
<Miijhal> but when it fades away the paper is totally unphased
<Miijhal> because it's not an essay at all but a scantron
<Juan|TheWire> You seem to have given this a frightful amount of thought.

<Juan> oh. i just make fun of you whenever possible. :p
<ponicalica> that's how I know you love me
<Juan> forever and always <3<3
<Charlatan> @ponicalica: WHAT ABOUT OUR SPECIAL LOVE ;_;
<ponicalica> you just weren't here for me, and I needed someone to fill the void
<Juan> I...I...I'm speechless, poni. Speechless. ;~;
<ponicalica> do you no longer love me? ;_;
* Charlatan buttseckses Juan and Poni
<Charlatan> PROBLEM SOLVED!

<Tibetanfox> Charlatan: Exactly. Games should not make you jump through too many hoops to let you turn into a bear.

<Saturn> You don't "see" Touhou
<Saturn> You...
<Saturn> uh
<ivoryRum> Fap to it.
<Saturn> Yeah

<LORd> Funnily enough, Tokyo Magnitude's op song wouldn't be the slightest bit out of place in a shonen fightfest
<RAGE> I thought it was about an earthquake killin' shit.
<LORd> Yes, yes it is.
<RAGE> So is there a prequel series about 8.0 being trained by its old master, and then working up through the Richter tournament to avenge its mother

<TParadox> Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
<TParadox> Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

<Rig> I'm like gravity.
<Rig> You can resist all you like, but it keeps happening.