<IllFlower> I didn't know Hikari carried handcuffs on her.
<IllFlower> She must be into some kinky stuff.
<Alicia> Oh my God, IllFlower.
<Alicia> You have to be prepared, man.
<IllFlower> Because opportunities for bondage could come at any moment. Got it.
<Alicia> NOOOO.
<Alicia> They're... magical.
<Alicia> >:C
<ponicalica> Magical bondage.  Got it.
<Alicia> OH GOD DAMN IT.
<Alicia> Who cares as long as they're under control.
<Alicia> Wait. Damn it.
* Alicia just shuts up now.

<Saladofstones> Jbridge
<Saladofstones> I know what kind of porn you watch
<Saladofstones> but thats okay
* Saladofstones hugs jbridge
<JBridge> Aw, thanks.

<Alkthash> Jackerel - man why does she have to be difficult? Ten's screwdriver would be a much more efficient shape for a sex toy.

<Fiora> Nitya-chamaaaaa, your math skills are sugoi~ tell me about complexity theory!

<Miijhal> Even a master martial artist like Jackie Chan can't always pull out fast enough

<GMH> oh
<GMH> i know what mindvirus to use as an audio avatar
<GMH> Cirno's perfect math class
<GMH> and yay at being protected from it due to my currently listening to something else
<JBridge> ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU...
<JBridge> AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU...
<JBridge> AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE.
<GMH> OH GAWD
<GMH> HOW DARE YOU SIC THAT SONG ON ME
<GMH> IN REVENGE I SHALL ASK YOU
<GMH> DOES YOUR MILKSHAKE BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD?

* Roland lives!
* jseblan shoots Roland
<jseblan> NO

<Saladofstones> "Ca2+ binding to troponin activates a thin filament distance spanning 9 to 11 actins" well I just learned how to make a new super virus nitya
<Nitya> oh sh-
* Barcode guards his troponins jealously
<Saladofstones> too bad barcode
<Saladofstones> since now I can double the amount of actins that I can span to it from

Glowsquid_1945: Evangelion would be 100% improved if you replaced Shinji with the guys from Gears of War.
Glowsquid_1945: fact.

<Alkthash> the minesweeper fix has turned me onto a whole new genre of smut.