Room 208

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#298

Rated 45 by 21 users
<Noimporta|shower> As for me, it's time to cleanse the evil that inhabits my body.
<GuitarBizarre>  Got the shits?

#669

Rated 50 by 13 users
<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like?
<Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help.
<Barcodrawing> what

#971

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Raydere> okay, at least this plugin doesn't spam channels
* Raydere is now playing: Neulakyussra - YAKSHA

#949

Rated 64 by 24 users
<saladofstones> what the fuck
<saladofstones> I get back on skype
<saladofstones> and I hear moaning from the mic of an anime girl then triumphant music
<saladofstones> did I just hear patroitc hentai?
<JBridge> Wait, what?
<JBridge> Patriotic hentai?
<JBridge> Are you reading Viva Freedom
<hacking> porno comics for Metal Wolf Chaos
<Charlatan> @g skippy especially patriotic porn

#19

Rated 57 by 5 users
<sporkaganza> how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?

#18

Rated 25 by 7 users
<GuitarBizarre>  KChasm: in uberwald, anyone can create thunder by counting.

#1200

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Barcode> "Environmental Enforcement Officer" Hell yes.
<Barcode> "Spallini, when I get to the bottom of your oil trading black market, your ass is grass."
<IllFlower> "Literally. I will inject chlorophyll *into* your gluteus maximus."

#718

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Wumenguan> Sometimes you just get that feeling of "I wish I was named after a book of incomprehensible poems and questions", you know what i mean?

#599

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Tzetzuooooo> er, don't have what?
<blamedaaaaa> a penis, money, decisiveness, Netflix
<Tzetzuooooo> Surgery, theft, more surgery, money
<blamedaaaaa> I don't even want the first for myself, but the rest would be nice
<Tzetzuooooo> You totally want a penis, just not on you.  Don't be denyin' the penis mojo.
<blamedaaaaa> I mean, I would like one with a person attached for the sake of having a person, but not attached to me
<Tzetzuooooo> Ha, you actually went through with the awkwardness
<Tzetzuooooo> Good show!

#62

Rated 65 by 12 users
<BonSequitur> Sorry.
<BonSequitur> Sometimes the evil gets the better of me.
<BonSequitur> I've been working on it. I hardly ever wake up with a dead twelve-year-old covered in blood next to me.
<BonSequitur> Anymore.