<Nitya> okay you're never going to believe what just happened <Nitya> I plugged my netbook into a printer, hit "print" in my browser, and it printed what I wanted it to print immediately. <Nitya> Plus, this is Linux. And I've never printed anything with it before. <JBridge> Impossible. <JBridge> Liar. <Nitya> Should I like... sacrifice some small animal in thanks? <Nitya> There weren't any configuration screens. It just happened. <Miijhal> the gods of technology smile upon you
<Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is not to be trusted. It is attached to GuitarBizarre <Omnipresence> Arha: Topic messages may not exceed 64 characters in length. <GuitarBizarre> Thats right bitches. <GuitarBizarre> My dick is too long. <Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is too long to be functional. *** Omnipresence has changed the topic to: Read me first: https://omnipresence.atashi.org/ | GuitarBizarre's dick is too long to be functional. (Arha) | GuitarBizarre is a shark. Avoid ski-jumping. (TParadox) | http://dl.dropbox.com/u/...
<Haruspex> i took the test and got INFP <Haruspex> i'm not sure i've ever heard of someone not getting INFsomething, at least on the internet <Haruspex> i like that i'm apparently both introspective and turbulent <Haruspex> so i don't talk but when i do i punch you
<IllFlower> There'll be the original Charlatan, and then there'll be Charla-tan, your cute moe anthropomorphism. Also Char-latan, purveyor of branded grilling products.
<Haruspex> see, you haven't gotten to demon politics! they have all kinds of clans, some of which look like wolfmonsters or whatever and some of which look like giant tits.
<Nitya> but pink is (nearly) the color of communism, comfrade! <RocketDude> @Barcode: Oh yeah, how does that zoom level config work? Like, can you still use the scroll wheel for switching weapons? <saladofstones> gay communism? <saladofstones> I wonder if you have marxist-feminist critiques <RocketDude> No, gay communism does not help with sniping. <Nitya> marxist feminism exists, sure. <ColorPrinter> I come back and the topic is gay communism <ColorPrinter> alright
<Kirino> i still am not that versed in <Kirino> stripping
<BonSequitur> Sorry. <BonSequitur> Sometimes the evil gets the better of me. <BonSequitur> I've been working on it. I hardly ever wake up with a dead twelve-year-old covered in blood next to me. <BonSequitur> Anymore.
<Saladofstones> well it might be cool to say I studied in Cuba but I doubt that could work for my major <Juan> but what if <Juan> you KILL CASTRO during your tenure as a cuban international student <Juan> what if that <Saladofstones> holy fuck I'd be the director of the FBI for life <Saladofstones> I'd probably get my own private guantanamo <Juan> Saladanamo <Saladofstones> Prepare to get stoned <Juan> "We combine our war crimes with our stones to give you a fine torture experience"
<Jiejie> I thought the .note system existed in order to emulate a terrible postal system? You know, like stories about getting letters forty years after they were sent