Room 208

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#1019

Rated 69 by 14 users
<Rig> An excuse to ban someone is always fun for me.
<Nitya> anyway have you /cs clear users'd yet
<Rig> IllFlower doesn't let me.
<Rig> I have to kick everyone manually because dictatorship.
<Nitya> God damn it IllFlower you are the worst fucking tyrant.  Like come the fuck on, where are my death squads?  I want to be forced against a wall and obliterated by a misguided kid barely younger than I am who will think I was a threat to human peace for years, as he fights off the slowly dawning realization that "I was just following orders" won't be taken seriously

#1082

Rated 72 by 10 users
<JackMackerel> @yt hookers and blow party
<Omnipresence> JackMackerel: YouTube: (1/25) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWerT-eO8_I — Hookers and Blow: Welcome to the Republican Convention — 19892 views (+2923 more characters)
<JackMackerel> ....That works, too.

#279

Rated 72 by 22 users
<Nyktos> computer is being a cunt, I need to log off for a sex
<Nyktos> *sec O_O

#758

Rated 57 by 5 users
<LORd> a steel horse the size of an oil rig that ejaculates missiles, or perhaps this metaphor got out of hand.

#557

Rated 58 by 13 users
<Nitya> Porn with dialogue entirely in sonnet form.
<GuitarBizarre> ...
<GuitarBizarre> I'd watch that.
<blamspam> Sexy.

#139

Rated 60 by 14 users
*** Noimporta|Dinner is now known as Noimporta
*** JBridge|away is now known as JBridge
<JBridge> Heh.
<Noimporta> Hey guys, guess who's back?
<Plumbercode> Jbridge?
<JBridge> me?
<Noimporta> Yes.
*** Noimporta is now known as Noimporta|Away
<JBridge> ...That was odd.

#963

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Alkthash> Ritsuko's log: Recordings from pilot 00's pod bear the repeated phrase of "Paint me like one of your French girls"

#701

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Nitya> How often do you Google yourself? <-- I cannot read this except as a stupid masturbation reference
<JuanCarlos> so, googling people = sex?
<Nitya> sure
<JuanCarlos> ah, ok. brb googling hot women

#9

Rated 38 by 5 users
<GMH> and i think i already mentioned that i prefer the rpge translation over the gba translation
<Aondeug> She cut up some straight woman that she thought was trying to date her ex
<Caphi> I think Square did a translation for Final Fantasy Anthologies
<Aondeug> With a chainsaw
<GMH> and i already mentioned that--
<Kinkajou> The PS1 version was horrible
<Schitzo> Duuuude
<GMH> <Caphi> I think Square did a translation for Final Fantasy Anthologies
<GMH> <Aondeug> With a chainsaw
<GMH> perfect timing.

#1002

Rated 78 by 14 users
<Arisaka> I'd be interested in them, (see below) but 1) they cost around $110 too much for me and 2) I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a pair of cat ears.
<AliceTensei> "Man found shot dead, pair of cat ears forcibly applied to his head."
<Arisaka> Well, I didn't go down without a fight.