<Kirino> you know, with the way people are bitching about IJBM
<Kirino> it's like they don't visit any other part of the internet
<Kirino> ...oh wait.

<Nitya> How often do you Google yourself? <-- I cannot read this except as a stupid masturbation reference
<JuanCarlos> so, googling people = sex?
<Nitya> sure
<JuanCarlos> ah, ok. brb googling hot women

<Wallabu> Can you possibly point me in the direction of a stats book that doesn't use fucking lobotomized hamsters in every example problem
<Wallabu> God, I hated that book.
<Barcode[PATV]> lobotomized...hamsters
<HederaHelix> Seriously, lobotomized hamsters?
<Nitya> one of my calc books had an exercise about yams in pretty much every section
<blamspam> Yams aren't enough to get a person through calculus.
<HederaHelix> Yams are more socially acceptable a topic than lobotomized hamsters, though...
<HederaHelix> The only way it could be topped is if the examples were of lobotomized hamsters eating yams.
<ColorPrinter> In an economic textbook
<ColorPrinter> The economic impact of lobotomized hamsters eating yams

<Arha> Titillation: Like ventilation, only with tits

<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> How many bots do we have on this channel already
<Estragon> There's Omnipresence, feepbot, Nitya, IllFlower, TropeBot, mapibot, and Spacebar.
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> There will come a time when just posting "lol" will trigger twenty "Command unrecognized" messages

<Barcode> i told you about the guy who painted a zizek portrait at some art thing i went to, right?
* Nitya imagines Call of Cthulhu, but with the poets and sculptors arting zizek instead of cthulhu
<Barcode> i had to walk down an alley, i was increasingly nervous about the people around me
<Nitya> The alleyway had an oppressive quality Barcode could not stop to define. Not just the walls, but the masses of people around him seemed to press in. From the ghetto, they were, [about a paragraph of racism] until he came to rest at the stand. There, only there, did he look up, only to see the Slovenian

<Tibetanfox> Charlatan: Exactly. Games should not make you jump through too many hoops to let you turn into a bear.

<IllFlower> Let me put it to you this way. TV Tropes is what you get after you put gender, biological sex, sexuality, and all types of romance into a blender, set it to "liquefy", and then chuck the blender out of the window because this is a terrible analogy.

<Haruspex> it smells crappy
<Haruspex> -- my hot take on pot
<PacificTrashVortex> more like a hot toke

<Otherarrow> Wait wait wait wait, I always throught being a pedo was required to post on 4chan.