<Kirino> i still am not that versed in
<Kirino> stripping

<Wallabu> Can you possibly point me in the direction of a stats book that doesn't use fucking lobotomized hamsters in every example problem
<Wallabu> God, I hated that book.
<Barcode[PATV]> lobotomized...hamsters
<HederaHelix> Seriously, lobotomized hamsters?
<Nitya> one of my calc books had an exercise about yams in pretty much every section
<blamspam> Yams aren't enough to get a person through calculus.
<HederaHelix> Yams are more socially acceptable a topic than lobotomized hamsters, though...
<HederaHelix> The only way it could be topped is if the examples were of lobotomized hamsters eating yams.
<ColorPrinter> In an economic textbook
<ColorPrinter> The economic impact of lobotomized hamsters eating yams

<VerticalPig> ... mmmmmm yes i'm a natural blue where is the ... no i don't find that all too ... my name is Kevin Xiwei and we ... mmmmmmmmfbfbfbfb
<VerticalPig> ... blblblblbl tomorrow is the due date and i expect that everyone ... no i will not accept a fish ... come on please stop poking me nggh
<VerticalPig> oofow ... no, sir, i don't plan to file a whiplash claim ... this ... sorry i know you like her but i don't think it's going to work out ... ackcough
<JBridge> Hm. If VerticalPig is sleep-deprived...
<JBridge> VerticalPig: Hey, can I be an op?
<VerticalPig> ... someone's calling the cops? um okay but i'm tellin' ya, i ain't done nothin' wrong ... beef and fries i don't understand sir this is a vegan diner ... mmmffllflb
<VerticalPig> oh i'm sorry joel you were looking for ... for something weren't you ... uh i slash mode ... umerbafbklj ... slash mode ... ajkfhjk
*** VerticalPig sets mode -v JBridge
<VerticalPig> okay i think that's right

<ColorPrinter> "The Water Buffalo Cow gores The Minotaur in the head with her right horn, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!"
<ColorPrinter> I don't even
<ColorPrinter> A minotaur just got its ass handed to it by a few humans (i have no idea where they came from), and my livestock.

<jseblan> I am of the opinion that me <> me
<jseblan> WAIT
<Charlatan|Prodigy> WAR
<Charlatan|Prodigy> HUH
<Charlatan|Prodigy> WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
<jseblan> if(jseblan != jseblan) {cout << "WHO THE F*** AM I";}
<Nous> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

<IllFlower> "iOS developer Kaleb Butt noticed yet another feature" // must not make this guy the butt of a joke... must...

<GMH> #yackfest i am disappoint
<Juan> Turns out that people recognize cars easier than flying lolls
<RocketDude> Dude, I coulda told you that people will recognize a Ford Mustang more reliably than a Touhou

<Alkthash> The girl at the checkout was bagging the lady in front of me 's groceries and she asked "What the heck do you need with 14 cans of whipped cream?"
<Alkthash> Automatically I answered "Supplies for an orgy."
<Alkthash> The lady in front of me had her face turn bright red.
<Cogito> That means it was true.
<VicariousShaner> Did she slap you?
<Alkthash> No.
<VicariousShaner> did she at least invite you?

*** ponicalica was kicked by IllFlower (*bang*)
*** rollermine has joined
<IllFlower> ... lol
<IllFlower> "I HAVE COME TO AVENGE MY MASTER"

<Solstace> List of things Solstace geeks out about: Music, Serial Killers, NGE, tribal ethics
<Nitya> solstace would later go on to write an entire opera about misato becoming a papua new guinean serial killer