<blamspam> I'M LIKE A PORNO FLICK <--why does she sing this, this late <blamspam> my sister thinks it's okay to play Kid Rock songs loudly at 2:00 am <JackMackerel> What does that even /mean/. <Puffin> use your imagination <Nitya> cheaply produced and smeared with unpleasant fluids <Lin_Chong> It means that they're cheap, ribald, disgusting, and they promote the exploitation of human beings.
<Kashchei> question: cute, sexy, or beautiful, and why? <Solstace> Cute. I find beautiful people to be like works of art, and who the fuck would bone a nice painting. And I don't trust sexy people, too many personal experiences. <Nitya> ... <Nitya> Wtf <JackMackerel> @Solstace - I want to bone a painting. :< <Kashchei> i'd bone a nice painting...
<Lin_Chong> That guy has hornet butts on his arms <Lin_Chong> He can literally sting like a bee <Lin_Chong> That's hype
<IllFlower> Ha, so IE-tan apparently has a name - Inori Aizawa. <ponicalica> the real question is: how long until Mozilla, Google, and Apple make their own? <IllFlower> I'm imagining Jony Ive sitting down for one of those five-minute videos, except about a moe anthropomorphisation. <IllFlower> "We removed all unnecessary lines, emphasising the core features of iTan that appeal to audiences." "Her boobs, right?" "Yes, yes."
<blamspam> Pitbull is such a groin with cream. His face looks like white dick. He is such a bloody gay fucking bum <--people on Facebook are angry <Puffin> are these native English speakers <Puffin> 'groin with cream' sounds like something I'd see printed on a t-shirt in China
<ponicalica> .decide GuitarBizarre | lolicon <Noimporta> <feepbot> ponicalica: GuitarBizarre is indeed a lolicon
<Nitya> fez put me in the worst possible psychological state: mad about video games. now i'm in the second worst state: has an idea for a video game
<SpruceZeus> Looking at some Rob Liefeld art gave me an idea <stiva> ... that sentence terrifies me, SpruceZeus
<Alkthash> The girl at the checkout was bagging the lady in front of me 's groceries and she asked "What the heck do you need with 14 cans of whipped cream?" <Alkthash> Automatically I answered "Supplies for an orgy." <Alkthash> The lady in front of me had her face turn bright red. <Cogito> That means it was true. <VicariousShaner> Did she slap you? <Alkthash> No. <VicariousShaner> did she at least invite you?
<Tibbles> I've been trying to do Patchy in Saints Row 3 =P <Tibbles> It doesn't help that I can't be fucked doing faces properly and just hit the random button until I see something acceptable. <Tibbles> That's how I ended up with my first boss being a chubby Jewish lady.