<ponicalica> are you going to look up Vocaloid lesbian incest rape? <IllFlower> You know, I just realized that I read over that sentence without batting an eye. I keep having these moments of self-realization where I go "what is /wrong/ with me?" <IllFlower> Then I blissfully ignore this self-realization and go on with my life.
<Abyssinia> He's generally agreed to have invented firefighting, libraries, and prostitution, though. <Abyssinia> And lightning. <stiva> I heard he invented thinking. <Abyssinia> That's actually an urban legend, he just applied for the first American patent on it.
* Coop pokes Mio-chan * Mio-chan bashes Coop in the face with her Sunburst Fender Jazz Bass. <Coop> the fuck? I didn't poke it with /that/!
<Noimporta> BE A MAN. <Noimporta> A CUDDLY, MOE INTERJECTION SPOUTING MAN. <Noimporta> BUT A MAN NONETHELESS <Noimporta> AND WATCH IT <Noimporta> THEN, YOU'LL BE EVEN MORE OF A MAN <TParadox> YOU'LL BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER
<TParadox> Liberal Christians are liberal because of what their religion says about the world. Conservative Christians are conservative because of what the world says about their religion.
<Charlatan> I would describe the state of IT development as cancerous right now <Charlatan> It is advancing rapidly but without any restraint or sensibility <Nitya> haha you don't even know how many rants i hear about startups every day <Rig> Or how many I make a day. <Rig> Startups. <Rig> Not rants. <Nitya> rig's latest startup is a replacement for irc optimized for complaining about startups
<Yuanchosaan> I leave the channel for a while, and return to find out we've suddenly become a harem anime. <Yuanchosaan> Seriously, guys. Can't look away for a second here. <Solstace> We've always been a harem anime.
<Nitya> miijhal, when you browse danbooru for a while, you get a pretty high standard for "porn". naked chick covered in dongs just isn't enough any more
<Zakdos> damn you british and your crazy inventions to always be at GMT! <GuitarBizarre> We're british. Crazy inventions are what we do whenever we're not trying to persuade the Irish and Scottish to come to war. <Zakdos> you invented the non-metric system <GuitarBizarre> Sometimes we even make crazy inventions to get the Irish and Scottish to come to war. <Zakdos> hey, that's what I like to call optimization <GuitarBizarre> We call it imperialism.
<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like? <Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help. <Barcodrawing> what