Room 208

Quote database

#482

Rated 34 by 2 users
<IronyAdams> What is a hipster? A miserable little pile of thick-rimmed glasses

#80

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Kanade> I'M A KLEPTOMANIAC. I STOLE IT FROM SCHOOL.

#59

Rated 77 by 34 users
<GuitarBizarre> Congratulations #yackfest, I think we've managed to break english!
<IllFlower> That would be only the latest in a long string of linguistic casualties in this channel...
<IllFlower> Japanese's eviscerated corpse is still sitting on the windowsill, see?

#446

Rated 58 by 13 users
<Electivirus> @shit Poni/Fast Eddie

#1048

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Haruspex> see, you haven't gotten to demon politics! they have all kinds of clans, some of which look like wolfmonsters or whatever and some of which look like giant tits.

#1244

Rated 70 by 15 users
<ponicalica> see, in real life codenames come from porn films, not computers
<Juan> call me
<Juan> big wet asses 20
<Juan> lmao i just had a terrible thought
<Juan> Barcode[out] probably hates porn because it's full of sequels
<Barcode[out]> Snort
<Barcode[out]> Neither confirm nor deny
<Barcode[out]> Broke from the mainstream long ago, looking for the most independent and unique pornography on the planet 
<Barcode[out]> Bootlegged Iranian pornaganda
<Barcode[out]> Sex tapes set to the space roar
<Barcode[out]> I have found my home in Outer Porno

#847

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Iverum> I dislike the UI for Steel Battalion, Barcode.
<Barcode> No, I mean, like, wht about it?
<Iverum> Oh, I mean the whole "peer out of this tiny window" bit.
<Barcode> man, that's the /best part/ of tankshit! the horrid visibility
* Nitya imagines Iverum standing in a submarine, critiquing the viewport UI

#1255

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Barcode> oh my god i'm on question nineteen just tell me what kind of gay i am

#130

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Yume> the more i stare at this gaussian curve 
<Yume> the more i imagine it to be a really fat penis

#769

Rated 44 by 3 users
<ColorPrinter> "The Water Buffalo Cow gores The Minotaur in the head with her right horn, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!"
<ColorPrinter> I don't even
<ColorPrinter> A minotaur just got its ass handed to it by a few humans (i have no idea where they came from), and my livestock.