<VerticalPig> ... mmmmmm yes i'm a natural blue where is the ... no i don't find that all too ... my name is Kevin Xiwei and we ... mmmmmmmmfbfbfbfb
<VerticalPig> ... blblblblbl tomorrow is the due date and i expect that everyone ... no i will not accept a fish ... come on please stop poking me nggh
<VerticalPig> oofow ... no, sir, i don't plan to file a whiplash claim ... this ... sorry i know you like her but i don't think it's going to work out ... ackcough
<JBridge> Hm. If VerticalPig is sleep-deprived...
<JBridge> VerticalPig: Hey, can I be an op?
<VerticalPig> ... someone's calling the cops? um okay but i'm tellin' ya, i ain't done nothin' wrong ... beef and fries i don't understand sir this is a vegan diner ... mmmffllflb
<VerticalPig> oh i'm sorry joel you were looking for ... for something weren't you ... uh i slash mode ... umerbafbklj ... slash mode ... ajkfhjk
*** VerticalPig sets mode -v JBridge
<VerticalPig> okay i think that's right

<Nitya> FutaServ shouts: "LOOK, IS THAT A DEMONIC DUCK OF SOME SORT?" *runs off without giving out any futa* You have a total  of 263 futas. <-- this is what I was referring to btw
<ponicalica> >FutaServ
<Barchomework> that is screwrd.
<ponicalica> fucking rizon
<Barchomework> look, I can't even type anymore
<Barchomework> I type worse*?
<Nitya> screwed + scary?
<Barchomework> all of my es have bn scard away.
<Barchomework> most of thm, anyway
<Solstace> Rizon is a scary place.
<Nitya> I'm only there for the drugs I mean anime.
<Barchomework> soon you'll be bragging to us about how you manage to fit all of those futas into a briefcase

<Arha> I like my women like I like my coffee
<Arha> COVERED IN BEES
<Noimporta> You have an unusual taste in coffee.

<IllFlower> wise uncle zeroplusalpha, who is also occasionally a mean uncle
<zeroplusalpha> Is there any other kind of uncle?
<ponicalica> creepy uncle
<zeroplusalpha> OK, apart from that one.
<IllFlower> he's got a bit of that too *cough*moe anime*cough*
<zeroplusalpha> Oi.
<zeroplusalpha> I have at *least* two more years before my anime folder puts me on government watchlists.

<Jiejie> I thought the .note system existed in order to emulate a terrible postal system?  You know, like stories about getting letters forty years after they were sent

<IllFlower> "It sucks MCA died but I don't understand why people are so upset. He'll be headlining a concert with Tupac before you know it." // it hurts to laugh
<Charlatan> Hatsune Miku now guards the pearly gates.
<RocketDude> That's a frightening image.
<Charlatan> All weeaboos go to Heaven?
<HederaHelix> Miku would've needed to have been alive for that to happen, according to most interpretations
<Charlatan> uh uh uh she's the voice of the Metatron yeah that's it

<Jack> Maybe I /like/ overcomplicating things, have you considered that??  HUH??

<Alkthash> Onii-chan is not a synonym for friend though Nova. It is moonspeak for "Hello sibling, shall we commence with the incestual pandering?"

<Tibetanfox> I mean, I know what gay porn is, but I don't know fuck about this new Pokemon.

<Solstace> StarGirl00: You are extremely talkative tonight. Did someone die?