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<IllFlower> "moe-moe Bullet-chan is too embarrassed to pierce through the innocent bystander's skin! that's so perverted!"
<IllFlower> "moe-moe Bullet-chan is too embarrassed to pierce through the innocent bystander's skin! that's so perverted!"
<Nitya> Is "Voyages Through Weight Space" the name of a niche porno, a high school math textbook, or what <JuanCarlos> porno math textbook <Nitya> and it's actually the name of, shockingly, a neuro paper <Nitya> the subtitle is "Network Models of an Escape Reflex in the Leech" <Nitya> which is probably not a porno but I'm not 100% on that
<IllFlower> Let me put it to you this way. TV Tropes is what you get after you put gender, biological sex, sexuality, and all types of romance into a blender, set it to "liquefy", and then chuck the blender out of the window because this is a terrible analogy.
<SpruceZeus> Fa so ti la do. <SpruceZeus> Or whatever order those are supposed to go in <Buttercupistiny> la ti, mimudakki <RocketDude> Ah, I thought so, wasn't sure what the "mimudakki" was, since I don't think I was taught that in Music Theory.
<ShoujiAn> What do I get as a representative of the Tzetzen empire? <JackMackerel> A jackknife. <Johann> ShoujiAn: sex <Charlatan> ShoujiAn: A free anthology edition of the Illuminatus Trilogy. <ShoujiAn> Hmm. All this sounds good... * JackMackerel gives ShoujiAn a nasty looking knife <Johann> well, i refuse to give you sex <ShoujiAn> If I stab someone with it will they get a nasty disease? <ShoujiAn> Ok <Haruspex> You also get an anus dentata for dealing with Jackerel. Use it wisely. <ShoujiAn> Cool! <Charlatan> ...Anus dentata. Fascinating. <JackMackerel> Strapons. <JackMackerel> It STILL hurts :< <Haruspex> I don't think that "anus" is actually Latin (?), but Tzetzeans speak Byzantine Greek anyway.
<jseblan> ... and I am now aware of the "moe" in "homoerotic"
<Barcode[out]> I won't hold it against you. As fir multiplayer gameplay, the only gameninkjownis tryives <ponicalica> Gameninkjownis, Iceland
<Rotty> Wait, what's a homophone of "lesbian"? <JackMackerel> @Rotty - I got Les Bein' <Rotty> Les bein', more becomin' <Rustedsoda> So, Japan is like
<Iverum> You know. I bet aliens would watch porn and laugh their non-anthrocentric asses off. <Iverum> «Is he rubbing his reproductive organs on her face? Why would you do that? It's terribly inefficient for reproduction. No wonder this species can't get past the moon.» <Barcode> you think aliens wouldn't horribly abuse their reproductive organs? <MisterJuantastic> Our civilization will be known across the universe as one where being a plumber means being a three legged handsome thirty year old <ponicalica> I thought being a plumber meant jumping on turtles <MisterJuantastic> well, games lied to you. Porn's preaching the truth, brutha
<Lin_Chong> I hate legal homework. <Lin_Chong> Fuck it. <zeroplusalpha> Singapore is still English common law, with few eccentricities, yes? <Lin_Chong> Yes. <zeroplusalpha> Not a fan of trial without jury aspect, I have to say. <Lin_Chong> That's bad. <Lin_Chong> But what's getting me is the FUCKING CONTRACTS FUCK CONTRACTS FUCK FUCK FUCK <Lin_Chong> ...sorry. <Charlatan> /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ <Lin_Chong> FUCK YOU TOO <Lin_Chong> GODDAMN FUCKING CAT RAT <Lin_Chong> FUCKING HEAT DEATH <Lin_Chong> FUCKING TORMENTING KIDS <Lin_Chong> NO LONGER SORRY