<Saladofstones> also had a nightmare where the world was being attacked by gross looking demons <Saladofstones> and I happened to get called up by my friend and said "hey all these demons are killing people, we need a janitor, and you need some money. You game?" <Saladofstones> cue me cleaning up blood and putting heads and limbs in buckets while demon apocalypse <Barcode> your friend has his priorities straight
<Alkthash> Stupid return key. <Alkthash> Its trying to betray me. <Alkthash> It's like Judas and MacBeth had a baby and had the baby trained by ninjas and Max Lord.
<AliceTensei> And then Amazon took over the world by amassing an arsenal of nuclear warheads. <jseblan> if that includes free shipping for everyone I'm in
<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.
<Puffin> I thought Dr. Who was supposed to be a whimsical show for small children <taelor> isn't there a spin off with tons of sex and violence. <Rig> Yeah <Rig> Torchwood. <Myrmidon> Well DW is supposed to be more of a family show <Barcode> iirc doctor who still features shit like demons that snap people's necks when they're not looking and stuff, so like. not toddlers <Nitya> don't you remember that carmen sandiego episode where she steals American credibility in 'nam
<Iverum> I was told to stop working so hard. <Iverum> Even when I come to work late people still say I spend too much time at work. <Iverum> ;-; I don't know what they want from me anymore. <Nitya> Well then do your job, which is apparently not doing your job.
<Nitya> argh <Nitya> my dad found a set of ten identical cowboy hats with stars and stripes on them <Nitya> "i've got a hat for every day"
<BonSequitur> Oh, no. <BonSequitur> I'm taking a sidestep into bat country. <BonSequitur> COCKBAT country.
<Fiora> Foolish peons! You think you can fluster Queen Fiora with your childish quibbles? Hopeless idiots... you will pay for your insolence when my inquisitors take over the channel and crush you all like bugs! Like bugs, I sayyyyyyy!
<Saladofstones> "Ca2+ binding to troponin activates a thin filament distance spanning 9 to 11 actins" well I just learned how to make a new super virus nitya <Nitya> oh sh- * Barcode guards his troponins jealously <Saladofstones> too bad barcode <Saladofstones> since now I can double the amount of actins that I can span to it from