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* ponicalica isn't particularly creative with his cursing <ponicalica> Mostly I fuck everything remotely associated with the thing I'm mad at <GMH> are you sure they're clean? <GMH> you might wanna get checked.
* ponicalica isn't particularly creative with his cursing <ponicalica> Mostly I fuck everything remotely associated with the thing I'm mad at <GMH> are you sure they're clean? <GMH> you might wanna get checked.
<Rotty> Thanks to the internet, I now confuse Chris Hansen with the Three Stooges. <Rotty> *leans into frame* Hello... hello... hello!
<Nitya> IllFlower, I.... I have something to confess. Ever since I first saw your shimmering Monospace on my screen, I've had... urges. You're just so beautiful. I want to shuck those twin l's with my slithering man-meat.
<Barcode> why did someone bump my asexuality/homosexuality topic ;_; <Logopolis> Because a lot of people enjoy bumping homosexuals.
* Solstace cockpunches Charlatan * Charlatan punchcocks Solstace <Charlatan> BEHOLD, FOR I HAVE A BOXING GLOVE ATTACHED TO MY SCHPONG.
<Nova> I have two beans in this pile. <Nova> I have one bean in this pile. <Nova> If I move this bean over to the pile with these beans, I now have no beans! <CTrombley> Now you have three beans. You can take all the beans out! <Puffin> one bean isn't a pile :V <CTrombley> Why? Because you can take beans out in groups of threes. <Nova> Sure I do. It's a pile, with one bean in it. <Nova> It's also got other stuff, which is why it's a pile. <Nova> Mainly sugar cubes, I believe. <Nova> But we were counting beans, not sugar cubes. <CTrombley> Thus if you have 7 beans, you have to leave 1. That is, 7=1 (mod 3). <Nova> No, I have seven beans. <CTrombley> You can take beans out in groups of threes, and you do. So there is one bean left,. <Nova> Why would I do that? Then I barely have any beans. <CTrombley> You do it because we are simulating modular arithmatic with beans and you want the simulation to work out. <Nova> I thought I just wanted beans.
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I don't get people's hatred of 'fujoshi' <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I can't go 5 steps on /a/ without someone lamenting them <IllFlower> I think it's just tribalism. <IllFlower> Like G.R.O.S.S. from Calvin and Hobbes, except less funny and more sad. <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh okay <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> well when you're sadder than a deranged blonde kid who talks to animals <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> ... <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh my god replace hobbes with waifus and you have /jp/
<blamspam> Pretty alright. I just watched Vampires Suck at a gift exchange. <blamspam> It was entirely what I expected. <blamspam> (Seltzer and Friedberg) <Lin_Chong> Which is to suck. <Lin_Chong> SLURP SLURP SLURP
<Nitya> "Neuroscientist Sean O'Nuallain suggests that this very existence of synchronized gamma indicates that something akin to a singularity - or, to be more prosaic, a conscious experience - is occurring." what is with this article <Fiora> Singularities: conscious experiences? <Fiora> So black holes are really really big experiences? <Fiora> And if the black hole is charged sufficiently, the event horizon goes away, and it's a naked experience? And then sex happens, and we have to close the doors. <Fiora> Sorry I don't know where I'm going with this.
[discussing Miley Cyrus] <Nitya> didn't she die, i thought she died <taelor> Miley Cyrus? no, she's alive and twerking, last I heard. <taelor> I'm curious? how did you think Cyrus died? <Nitya> i just assume celebrities are dead