<Nitya> I wonder if any medical conditions can actually eliminate one's pupils.
<Charlatan> Getting stabbed in the eyes 
<Bugweiser> "Doctor, our patient is suffering from A FUCKING KNIFE IN THE EYE SYNDROME"

<CTrombley> Oh man, Giger died
<CTrombley> Of the people who presented their sexual hang-ups to the public in the form of science fiction, he was the least offensive.

<Nitya> "D-Wave does have something today that’s more computationally-useful than a roast-beef sandwich;" good to know
<Barcode[WoT]> sandwiches power programmers.
<Glowsquid> What is the comptional usefulness of a roast beef sandwich? I need a sense of scale to get the joke
<Glowsquid> How does it compare to other sorts of sandwiches?????
<RocketDude> SANDVICH MAKE PROGRAMMER STRONG

<IllFlower> Actually-actually, now that I think about it, @help should return a private notice. Oh, well, I don't think anyone's going to be entertained by @help spamming.
<Jack> I don't know, IllFlower, we do get pretty bored...
<StarGirl00> @help
<Omnipresence> StarGirl00: as, crackship, define, g, gcalc, google, jdic, lastfm, moeccount, moefy, moesupply, omochi, quote, seen, ship, time, trope, users, w, wr, youtube, yt (see https://omnipresence.atashi.org/commands/ for details)
<Parable> @help
<Omnipresence> Parable: as, crackship, define, g, gcalc, google, jdic, lastfm, moeccount, moefy, moesupply, omochi, quote, seen, ship, time, trope, users, w, wr, youtube, yt (see https://omnipresence.atashi.org/commands/ for details)
<AttObl> IllFlower: Since this chatroom is getting slow, and we're bored...
<IllFlower> Then I'll kick people. I find that quite entertaining. :D

<IllFlower> "moe-moe Bullet-chan is too embarrassed to pierce through the innocent bystander's skin! that's so perverted!"

<IllFlower> Execution Grounds sounds like it'd be a good name for a coffee brand.
<IllFlower> "Execution Grounds coffee. Shoot your tiredness in the head."

<Cultist> "2244096 hours later" this fucking comic.
<Cultist> @wa 2244096 hours
<Omnipresence> Cultist: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: 2244096 hours [...] — Comparisons as time: ~~ 1.3 × approximate time one would have to lie (+321 more characters)
<jseblan> can you @more? I'm curious about that last part
<Cultist> @more
<Omnipresence> Cultist: supine before a bird would poop in one's mouth (~~ 200 yr ) [...]
<jseblan> ...
<Cultist> snort

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<sporkaganza> Anyway it has Jon Lovitz in it so it's awesome.
<sporkaganza> And Phil Hartman. Yay.
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<Noimporta> Wow, she sure must hate Jon Lovitz.

<GuitarBizarre> FieldsOfPorn: I love the idea that the fact I'm not overly reliant on a huge stash of digitised naked women, is somehow cause to believe I'm square.
<GuitarBizarre> The reality is, I'm too busy ballin' mad honeys to bother with porn.
<FieldsOfPorn> GuitarBizarre: Hey, I don't have a stash of naked woman. No, what makes you a square is a lack of a cache of pictures of men doing it. God.
<GuitarBizarre>  FieldsOfPorn: {{only straight male}}
<TropeBot> Trope OnlyStraightMale doesn't exist. Closest match: Even The Guys Want Him http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenTheGuysWantHim
<GuitarBizarre> I believe the tropebot link is explanation enough.

<jseblan> Charlatan you can't use your butt as a server
<jseblan> it only has one port and it... it's occupied
<jseblan> I'm having horrifying images right now
* jseblan plunges head in bleach