<Arha>  DragonAgeIsMediocre
<DragonAgeSucks> Yeah mediocre would be a good way of putting it.

<Wicked223> @g i will sexually molest you while screaming the names of long fallen deities and painting their signs upon your chest
<Omnipresence> Google: Arson Murder And Jaywalking - Television Tropes & Idioms — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking

<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.

<Barcode> My problem with autonomous cars starts and ends at "why not jsut take the fucking bus, it's more efficient and hsould go to just about as many places"
<Solstace> And thus the autonomous bus was invented.
<Barcode> bus-casuals.
<Barcode> (no, really. that'd be fine by me)
<Solstace> pffft
<zeroplusalpha> Actually, in central London at most times during the day it's more efficient to walk.
<Nitya> I have to walk several miles to get to the nearest stop :<
<Barcode> Yes, but rural area
<Solstace> Well, we live in the middle of nowhere.
<Nitya> :<
<Solstace> YOu even moreso than me.
<Barcode> ruralites will beh ereby doomed to horseback
<Barcode> autonomous horses
<Nitya> that would be funny if it wasn't true.
<Nitya> there is so much horse crap around here you don't even know
<Nitya> I think at least 20% of the average horse's body mass is excrement, it's the only explanation

<blamspam> Pretty alright. I just watched Vampires Suck at a gift exchange.
<blamspam> It was entirely what I expected.
<blamspam> (Seltzer and Friedberg)
<Lin_Chong> Which is to suck.
<Lin_Chong> SLURP SLURP SLURP

<GMH> illflower`away: clicking "bottom" on the quotes page gives a highly unusual browser error
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<GMH> HOLY WAT FUCK WHITESPACE

<IllFlower> "brain.visual_memory.as_image_buffer(format: 'png')"
<IllFlower> I don't know why my brain's interface is in Ruby.
<Barcodrawing> because then you can say you've gone off the rails.

<Nitya> @wa rider in japanese
<Omnipresence> Nitya: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: is | Rider University | in Japan — Result: no

<Nitya> see, it's important we establish gatekeepers, because what if somebody feels they should cut off their dick but is actually just joking
<Saladofstones> okay
<Nitya> lookin at you salad i know you're all about dicks
<Saladofstones> I would never give up my dick
<Barcode> "give me my dick or give me death"
<Nitya> d is revolutionary
<Saladofstones> "you may take our wives and our land, but you'll never take our diiiiiicks"
<Saladofstones> [spoiler]they took mel gibson's dick[/spoiler]
<Nitya> oh no

<PhoneBizarre> Atheist motherfuckah in the hizzouse REPRESENT!
<Reyendo> < atheist 2
<PhoneBizarre> PREACH IT MAH BROTHA
<PhoneBizarre> RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
<Reyendo> AMEN, BROTHER!
<Reyendo> LET US SING PRAISES TO THE 
<Reyendo> FUCK