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#822

Rated 63 by 23 users
<Fiora> Jokes about ballistics are just so derivative.
<Fiora> These puns are accelerating in terribleness.
<saladofstones> that's beautiful Fiora, I think
<saladofstones> I need to turn it into a message about not going ballistic, though
<Fiora> (Sorry, calculus puns are obligatory!)
<GMH> Calculus puns are integral to every collection of nerdy puns.
<zeroplusalpha> I can't really differentiate between them, I'm terrible at maths.
<Fiora> I think I'm reaching my limits >_<
<Fiora> I don't think these puns can remain continuous for long.  Soon they're going to have to leave our domain.
<Juan> oh god i don't know math and yet these puns are hurting me
<GMH> That's a very clear sine of their power.
<Fiora> Don't go off on a tangent!
<Juan> You seem to be going in a tan...seriously
<Fiora> I liked the angle we had going there.
<zeroplusalpha> I would choose to not remain in this locus.
<Juan> It was quite acute angle, indeed
<GMH> You're just being obtuse.
<GMH> These puns are the right way to do things.
<Fiora> I'm not sure it's a real good idea; they can get pretty complex!
<Fiora> But I guess my fears might be imaginary.
<zeroplusalpha> You never know, the inverse might be true: they could be friendly.
<GMH> On secant thought, they might not.
<FlyingChaucer> You guys are in-sine
<zeroplusalpha> Opinion is divided on that.
<GMH> Our irrationality seems to be driving some people away.
<Fiora> Maybe the puns would be better if they were more natural?
<Fiora> Some of them are too negative.
<FlyingChaucer> at least we're real :V
<GMH> They're just adding to my amusement.
<zeroplusalpha> This is becoming exponentially sillier.
<Fiora> I think we should log some of these for later review.
<Fiora> I mean, it's only natural.
<Fiora> Then, I can eeeeeeee~ over them later!
<GMH> That's not a common idea at all.
<FlyingChaucer> that was a well-calculated move
<Fiora> It is the base of the idea, after all!

#743

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> There'll be the original Charlatan, and then there'll be Charla-tan, your cute moe anthropomorphism. Also Char-latan, purveyor of branded grilling products.

#1004

Rated 72 by 10 users
<IllFlower> today on "oh, IllFlower, that ledge on the roof looks awful tempting right about now...":
<IllFlower> >"I only got one line of your message"
<IllFlower> >there's only one line *in* the message
<IllFlower> >"but what does it *mean*??!!"

#95

Rated 49 by 10 users
<YasakaKanako> HAHAHA MY ANGST COCK IS BIGGER AND BETTER THAN YOURS

#843

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Charlatan> Which variant of the Atlas is the kung fu one again?
<AliceTensei> ...how did i read kung fu as king of spain
<AliceTensei> how
<Charlatan> KING FERDINAND ATLAS.
<AliceTensei> @g the king of spain was a mech pilot
<Omnipresence> AliceTensei: Google: Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja - Television Tropes & Idioms: While Hughes Gouli is usually just an ordinary mecha pilot in Overman King Gainer he occasionally awesome puts on his ninja suit... — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja
<AliceTensei> ....................
<Barmoured_code_V> Sounds about right, AliceTensei
<Charlatan> i think i have an idea for a game now

#552

Rated 66 by 17 users
<JackMackerel> Actually, I'd just like to fuck Tzetze.
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<JackMackerel> I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE RAPIST.
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#88

Rated 48 by 15 users
<GuitarBizarre> TVTropes Forums - If your urge to kill isn't rising, you're mistakenly reading 4chan!

#1113

Rated 68 by 8 users
<BarcoProxy> it hurts me to say this but it might be possible that after this is done I will have to say of evangelion "at least it wasn't ergo proxy"
<Nitya> you have the weirdest standards.
<BarcoProxy> my standards are "looks cool and makes sense" but nothing fits both of them!
* BarcoProxy buries his head in his hands.
* Nitya pats BarcoProxy on the shoulder before starting to speak an old french poem about sex in backwards hebrew
* BarcoProxy screams.

#517

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Matrix> i would say you guys are weird but you're tropers it's a given

#680

Rated 65 by 7 users
<JBridge> Oh, this is gonna sting.
<feepbot> JBridge: Barcode left a note 22 hours, 2 minutes ago: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/12/03/cardboard-children-dust-tactics/ «And it is QUICK. It is a fucking slaughter. Last night I set up for a quick game, won, and put the game away again in HALF A FUCKING HOUR. Think about that. A whole battle played in the time it takes to watch an episode of The Golden Girls.»
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 48 minutes ago: Upload some silly subs to Omnibooru.
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 5 minutes ago: New episode of Fate/Zero out! Download it!
<feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 14 hours, 5 minutes ago: Find some way to remember things that doesn't involve leaving notes for yourself on IRC!
<feepbot> JBridge: JBridge|elsewhere left a note 14 hours, 4 minutes ago: Never!
<feepbot> JBridge: Cosman246 left a note 14 hours, 4 minutes ago: Eat a live frog in the morning
<feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 14 hours, 3 minutes ago: Oh, and look up that  thing you were going to look up.
<feepbot> JBridge: Nitya left a note 14 hours, 2 minutes ago: lolol notes, etc.
<feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 13 hours, 59 minutes ago: John G killed your wife. Hunt him down and kill him.
<feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 13 hours, 57 minutes ago: Actually, you don't have a wife. Nitya planted a false memory in your head! Hunt *him* down and kill him.
<feepbot> JBridge: LORd[FateZero] left a note 13 hours, 56 minutes ago: Don't listen to IllFlower's lies!
<feepbot> JBridge: JackMackerel left a note 13 hours, 55 minutes ago: SUFFER LIKE TSUKASA DID. GO SOLSTACE
<feepbot> JBridge: Cosman246 left a note 13 hours, 55 minutes ago: Join diasp.org
<feepbot> JBridge: Solstace left a note 13 hours, 54 minutes ago: Sooo, about that vidja card.....
<feepbot> JBridge: IllFlower left a note 13 hours, 53 minutes ago: LORd used the video card to kill Nitya!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!