#1155
<Nitya> semirelatedly, phrases i do not want to see anywhere near each other ever again: "decerebrate cat" and "anal sphincter"
<Nitya> semirelatedly, phrases i do not want to see anywhere near each other ever again: "decerebrate cat" and "anal sphincter"
<Nitya> "Pitches film where Scarlett Johansson uses 100% of her genome at once" <Myrdradek> She already does amiright guys * Myrdradek opens a beer can with his nose <Nitya> is that... a sex joke? i'm not sure.
<Jack> look <Jack> fuck you and you're spelling <Jack> I'm just going to come up with my own loanguage <Jack> it will be like english <Jack> but it will be spelled however if ukcing please
<annebeeche> .seen annebeeche .seen annebeeche <feepbot> annebeeche: I have not seen anybody named "annebeeche .seen annebeeche" in this channel! <annebeeche> I'm trying to create .seenception. It's not working out very well. <IllFlower> Whatever happened to good old "recursion"? It makes so much more sense! <IllFlower> In twenty-five years, we're going to get new programmers talking about "inceptive functions", and I will kill myself.
*** ponicalica was kicked by IllFlower (*bang*) *** rollermine has joined <IllFlower> ... lol <IllFlower> "I HAVE COME TO AVENGE MY MASTER"
<Nitya> [[scroogle]] <Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Google <Nitya> oh nice <Nitya> [[micro$oft]] <Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Microsoft <Nitya> yes. <Nitya> is there one for amazon... [[criticism of amazon]] <Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Kindle
<Rig> I'm aware of all relationships in this channel. It's the op power that IllFlower granted me. <Rig> His cruel wisdom enlightens me. <stiva> so you know about Nitya and me? <Rig> The question is "Does Zia?" * Zia looks at stiva * Nitya looks at stiva * Zia looks *really hard* at stiva * stiva whistles casually while backing out of the room.
*** Noimporta left the room (quit: Quit: Clap on! , Clap off! Clap@#&$NO CARRIER).
<Tibetanfox> Like the main thing that causes different eras is everyone changing their mind about the Emperor. <Tibetanfox> If EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = TRUE THEN "FUCK THE EMPEROR!" <Tibetanfox> if EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = FALSE THEN "WE NEED TO RESTOR THE EMPEROR!" <Tibetanfox> That's Japan's history in two lines of code.
<Bitches> BISCUITS AND SMORES <And> ... <Whores> No seriously, I'll thump it if you want