<RocketDude> Oh, so this is like that thing where the guy takes super-steroids and becomes super-powerful, and the way to stop him involves lots of death, and I reckon the edible fuckpillow factors in somewhere, most likely after the robot uprising. Gotcha.
<Myrdradek> Let me tell you about running as fast as you can and staying still: The Myrdradek story <Nitya> oh, good that you got a working treadmill <Barcode> ^ <ponicalica> ^ <Section42L> ^
<IllFlower> Let me put it to you this way. TV Tropes is what you get after you put gender, biological sex, sexuality, and all types of romance into a blender, set it to "liquefy", and then chuck the blender out of the window because this is a terrible analogy.
<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises <qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth <saladofstones> but <saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this
<Solstace> .decide call | don't call *** feepbot has left irc.esper.net (Ping timeout: 195 seconds) <Solstace> Wimp.
<annebeeche> .seen annebeeche .seen annebeeche <feepbot> annebeeche: I have not seen anybody named "annebeeche .seen annebeeche" in this channel! <annebeeche> I'm trying to create .seenception. It's not working out very well. <IllFlower> Whatever happened to good old "recursion"? It makes so much more sense! <IllFlower> In twenty-five years, we're going to get new programmers talking about "inceptive functions", and I will kill myself.
<Alkthash> why would you ban evade at TVT? <Alkthash> It's like trying to play with the annoying older brother who keeps beating you up and breaking your toys. <Alkthash> Sure they may seem cool, but when the divorce settlement comes and you each have to go with different parents, you aren't supposed to miss the sibling who made fun miserable. <Alkthash> This metaphor keeps getting depressing now that I think about what I'm actually saying.
<Juan|ThePrisoner> Cultist and Nova were totally flirting while you were away, CTrombley <Nova> wait what <Cultist> I'll wait your what, babe.
<Buttercupistiny> My bible has pretty little Precious Moments insets <Buttercupistiny> Because I am a GIRL <Buttercupistiny> And girl bibles need such things >_> <TParadox> Buttercup is a Guy In Real Life? Everything I know is wrong! <Buttercupistiny> EXACTLY <Buttercupistiny> My boobs and girly bits are A GIGANTIC LIE
<RocketDude> Also, "Quattro_Ladyparts" makes me think of the Audi car ._. <Barcode[LoL]> Audi Vagina <AliceTensei> Audi Titty? ...Oh god, somebody please kill me for even coming up with that. Please.