Room 208

Quote database

#990

Rated 74 by 11 users
<IllFlower> "moe-moe Bullet-chan is too embarrassed to pierce through the innocent bystander's skin! that's so perverted!"

#494

Rated 69 by 19 users
<IllFlower> Oh, we can recruit Nitya as our second voice actor. Nitya, can you say "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~"?
<Nitya> if you give me a tongue depresser
<IllFlower> Not that kind of "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~". More of the kind that you would make when ivoryRum violates your innocence.

#1298

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> but all that crap is just layers on top of "masamune likes him some titties" anyway

#523

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Rotty> Tze: When will they make a ponibaby?
<Nitya> Let me consult the spirits
*** Nitya is now known as Haruspex
* Haruspex slays a goat
<Haruspex> alright let's see
<Haruspex> I think the leaking shit shows a May birth

#961

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Rig> I know not what Web 3.0 will be like, but Web 4.0 will be made of sticks and stones.

#94

Rated 69 by 14 users
<BonSequitur> ...
<BonSequitur> Seriously, now.
<BonSequitur> I look up 'arabesque' in dA.
<BonSequitur> What do I get? PORN!
<Gyges> Bon
<Gyges> It's the internet
<Gyges> You are complaining about water being wet

#1295

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Nitya> someday i hope i'm a scientist and i get invited to a conference in tokyo or whatever, and someone asks me what i'm going to do on my day off and i'm all "oh, comiket" as i put on my fake boobs

#836

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Alkthash> Onii-chan is not a synonym for friend though Nova. It is moonspeak for "Hello sibling, shall we commence with the incestual pandering?"

#826

Rated 21 by 1 user
<Alkthash> Not the waffle cone shape, the pictures of women looking at you while you pee.

#1140

Rated 72 by 10 users
<bogo_lode> unless your books are all super obscure and you attempt to use them to make epeen points about how smrt you are
<Nitya> well some are kind of obscure but i'm not the peen type. let alone epeen, which would be a weird thing to show off in the real world
<Barcode> "I'm not the peen type" nitya's dating profile