<GoggleFox> With 1/2 the calories and saturated sin of natural Satan it's I Can't Believe It's Not Satan! For the soul-conscious mortal.
<Alkthash> {{May contain evil}}

<Yukihime> "Nitya looked down at his shoes, his voice occasionally cracking through tears. 'you don't understand, ivoryRum. I'm not like the rest of you. I'm an exception.'
<Yukihime> "ivoryRum took Nitya's hand in his, running his fingers over the folds of his palm. 'I know,' he said. 'that's why I knew I had to catch you.' "
<ivoryRum> Oh god.
<Nitya> are you high

< Myrmidon> It's not as romatic
< Myrmidon> Daisy daisy
< Myrmidon> give me your answer do
< Myrmidon> I'm half crazy
< Myrmidon> All for the love of you
* Gibberish unplugs Myrmidon 
< Myrmidon> It won't be sttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
< Myrmidon> sjfdspfk
< Myrmidon> f
< Gibberish> XD
-!- Myrmidon has quit
< Gibberish> er

<Korgmeister>  I love the delete key. It helps my posts to suck less.

<IronyAdams> What is a hipster? A miserable little pile of thick-rimmed glasses

<Mister_Always> TACO, I WANT TO COVER YOU IN OLIVE OIL AND SLATHER YOU WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES, THEN HUMP YOU LIKE A RABID CAMEL.

<Nitya> right.  aondeug is WeeabooBullshit, Jackerel is occasionally Weeaboo_Bullshit, Mapi is Weeabullshit, and I'm the loud guy you don't recognize.

<EnglishIvy> To people who are fans of something, everything that isn't praise looks like incessant mocking.

<Iverum> Bluh, I have a calcium deficiency.
<Barcode> drink more milk then
<divert_time> or kill Barcode and eat his bones
<Barcode> i'll have you know that I have all sorts of methods of neutralizing calcium-deficient threats
<AliceTensei> Kill Barcode and eat his bones mixed with milk. Made from bones.
<KanyarMaryam> .decide read more about meditation | sew | write gay porn
<feepbot> KanyarMaryam: write gay porn
<Nitya> eat gay porn made from barcode's bones.
<divert_time> write gay porn involving Barcode's bones
<KanyarMaryam> So I'm going to write the porn on his bones...?
<KanyarMaryam> And it will involve them?

<Lin_Chong> I should probably watch that TV show where that guy fucks that pig