Room 208

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#931

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Tibbles> Ah, nerds. Who else would think that gigantic hulking space marines in power armor and rainbow cartoon ponies were cool at the same time.

#1202

Rated 72 by 10 users
<IllFlower> I like how it tells you it's 998.9701(17) cubic feet-millimetres of mercury per kelvin-pound-mole.
* Nitya sobs
<Nitya> i hate america. not for the renditions or the CIA or wars or labor rights. for kelvin pound moles

#796

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Barcode> I was gonna settle down for the night, but I can mayyyybe fit in a single game if you're quick in wrnagling others.
<RocketDude> if you're quick in wrnagling others. < Jeep Wrnagler
<Barcode> if you're quick in jeeping others*
<RocketDude> Jeepers!

#317

Rated 69 by 19 users
<GMH> okay, give me a noun that you think fits "easily fooled"
<Darxzero> Voters

#1243

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Lin_Chong> I hate legal homework.
<Lin_Chong> Fuck it.
<zeroplusalpha> Singapore is still English common law, with few eccentricities, yes?
<Lin_Chong> Yes.
<zeroplusalpha> Not a fan of trial without jury aspect, I have to say.
<Lin_Chong> That's bad.
<Lin_Chong> But what's getting me is the FUCKING CONTRACTS FUCK CONTRACTS FUCK FUCK FUCK
<Lin_Chong> ...sorry.
<Charlatan> /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
<Lin_Chong> FUCK YOU TOO
<Lin_Chong> GODDAMN FUCKING CAT RAT
<Lin_Chong> FUCKING HEAT DEATH
<Lin_Chong> FUCKING TORMENTING KIDS
<Lin_Chong> NO LONGER SORRY

#50

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Buttercupistiny> Dude, Will, sometimes [online support groups for busty girls] have come in handy
<Buttercupistiny> In terms of trying to find a good strapless bra, or BMC about how much boobies suck.
<IllFlower> BMC. Now there is an acronym I don't recognize...
<IllFlower> My TLA-fu, she is fading.
<Buttercupistiny> Bitch, Moan, and Complain.
<IllFlower> Oh, that makes a lot more sense than my original misreading of "PMC" to mean "private military company".
<IllFlower> Although I guess that would make one's complaints a lot more effective.
<IllFlower> "I CAN'T FIND ANY BRAS IN MY SIZE SO I'M GOING TO SIC BLACKWATER ON YOU"

#114

Rated 69 by 14 users
<JBridge> You should be able to raze other people's farms in Farmville.
<TParadox> "Joel Button raped your fields. Send a thank-you 'gift'?"

#1262

Rated 74 by 11 users
*** Charlatan has joined #yackfest
* Charlatan bonelessly morphs into channel
* Alicia morphlessly channels into bone.
<Nitya> both of those sound really pauinfujl
<Alicia> Not to goddesses.
<Alicia> Charlie is Charlie so probably not to him.
<Charlatan> I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME.
<Charlatan> IT IS A *GOOD* PAIN.
* Charlatan vomits forth a thousand eyeless rats
<Alicia> See, told you Nitya.

#386

Rated 36 by 7 users
<Nitya> BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, WHO BELIEVES IN UNORIGINALITY

#469

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Kashchei> question: cute, sexy, or beautiful, and why?
<Solstace> Cute.  I find beautiful people to be like works of art, and who the fuck would bone a nice painting.  And I don't trust sexy people, too many personal experiences.
<Nitya> ...
<Nitya> Wtf
<JackMackerel> @Solstace - I want to bone a painting. :<
<Kashchei> i'd bone a nice painting...