<JBridge> And yeah. We raped feepbot to death.
<Nitya> jseblan: Neat.
<jseblan> Yeah
<jseblan> Unless it lasts more than 52 minutes

<Solstace> Tzetze and I are so over.  That doesn't stop the shippers, though.
<Juan> sure you are, little buddy
<Arha> Solstace: I hope the breakup involved breaking his kneecaps
<Solstace> Arha: Have I ever mentioned that you're awesome, and so much better than IllFlower and Juan?
<Juan> geez, don't go for the rebound in front of us
<IllFlower> Seriously, that's a little disgusting. Surely you can be a little more considerate of Tzetze's feelings. Or just not-desperate in general.

<JuanCarlos> no fuck you, jseblan, i'm fucking clint eastwood and there's nothing you guys can do about it
<Haven> ...so he's on top right

<RocketDude> Cooking isn't about why, it's about why not

<GoggleFox> With 1/2 the calories and saturated sin of natural Satan it's I Can't Believe It's Not Satan! For the soul-conscious mortal.
<Alkthash> {{May contain evil}}

<ponicalica> see, in real life codenames come from porn films, not computers
<Juan> call me
<Juan> big wet asses 20
<Juan> lmao i just had a terrible thought
<Juan> Barcode[out] probably hates porn because it's full of sequels
<Barcode[out]> Snort
<Barcode[out]> Neither confirm nor deny
<Barcode[out]> Broke from the mainstream long ago, looking for the most independent and unique pornography on the planet 
<Barcode[out]> Bootlegged Iranian pornaganda
<Barcode[out]> Sex tapes set to the space roar
<Barcode[out]> I have found my home in Outer Porno

<Arisaka> I'd be interested in them, (see below) but 1) they cost around $110 too much for me and 2) I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a pair of cat ears.
<AliceTensei> "Man found shot dead, pair of cat ears forcibly applied to his head."
<Arisaka> Well, I didn't go down without a fight.

<SpruceZeus> This is the greatest pig-tossing, photo-taking, and letter-sending simulator i have ever played

<jseblan> Charlatan you can't use your butt as a server
<jseblan> it only has one port and it... it's occupied
<jseblan> I'm having horrifying images right now
* jseblan plunges head in bleach

<BARCWD> I think it's saying something when I'm going to lighten up after having seen THREE MINUTES OF EVANGELION by watching a moody war drama.