<Zakdos> damn you british and your crazy inventions to always be at GMT! <GuitarBizarre> We're british. Crazy inventions are what we do whenever we're not trying to persuade the Irish and Scottish to come to war. <Zakdos> you invented the non-metric system <GuitarBizarre> Sometimes we even make crazy inventions to get the Irish and Scottish to come to war. <Zakdos> hey, that's what I like to call optimization <GuitarBizarre> We call it imperialism.
<JBridge> Sadly, that's not the first time I've seen mermaid porn with impossible undergarments.
<AlbertAndreasArmadillo> Oh, he considers psychiatrists to be as bad as the Khmer Rouge. I wonder if he's a holocaust denial too <Legionnaire> Who? <Nova> He's a denial! <Nova> My god. <ponicalica> a denial <ponicalica> a denial <ponicalica> a denial <ponicalica> </SmellsLikeTeenSpirit>
<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises <qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth <saladofstones> but <saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this
<TParadox> I'm back, and I brought my shotgun. GET OFFA MY LAWN! <GMH> YOU WANNA SHOTGUN FIGHT OLD MAN? <GMH> I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOTGUN FIGHT * IllFlower restrains GMH * GMH elbows illflower in the nose [...] <TParadox> Going to bed. <GMH> night <IllFlower> Later, TParadox. *** TParadox has quit IRC (Quit: *shoots GMH in the kneecap*)
<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.
<Wicked223> Toothbrush-induced orgasms are hard not to talk about
<Tibetanfox> Seriously, if a company has good IP and a business model that doesn't suck, my wallet opens like a groupie's legs backstage after a rock concert.
<Nitya> "they felt despair, followed by an inexplicable craving for meat, then despair, then more meat" <zeroplusalpha> That's any Brit after a Friday night bender.
<Alicia> Charlie has issues, okay. The only cures are Byakuren, violence, and drugs. <Alicia> So he's basically a typical yackfester.