Room 208

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#133

Rated 70 by 20 users 
<DograMagra> "Could God make porn so disgusting that he couldn't fap to it?"  Good times.
<GMH> LOL
<GMH> WTF
<GMH> don't go outside, DograMagra, you might get hit by a penis-shaped bolt of lightning. 
<jseblan> Dogra: Maybe he can. The question is: Can he make porn so disgusting a human couldn't fap to it?

#109

Rated 66 by 17 users 
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  PERSONALLY I'M GETTING TIRED OF PEOPLE USING THEIR AUTISM AS EVEN A PARTIAL ALIBI.
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  I MEAN I'M AUTISTIC AND I'M PERFECTLY COHERENT AND STABLE.
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  ...
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  OH WAIT.

#30

Rated 65 by 12 users 
<GuitarBizarre> Sometimes it honestly feels like I'm the {{only straight male}} around these two channels.
<TropeBot> Trope OnlyStraightMale doesn't exist. Closest match: Unfortunate Implications http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications
<GuitarBizarre> ...

#540

Rated 65 by 12 users 
<Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is not to be trusted. It is attached to GuitarBizarre
<Omnipresence> Arha: Topic messages may not exceed 64 characters in length.
<GuitarBizarre> Thats right bitches.
<GuitarBizarre> My dick is too long.
<Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is too long to be functional.
*** Omnipresence has changed the topic to: Read me first: https://omnipresence.atashi.org/ | GuitarBizarre's dick is too long to be functional. (Arha) | GuitarBizarre is a shark. Avoid ski-jumping. (TParadox) | http://dl.dropbox.com/u/...

#372

Rated 64 by 16 users 
<QSakugarne> and ~ is often used to represent ejaculate from ASCII penises
<ponicalica> more importantly, ~ represents an Eldritch Abomination
<Electivirus> So... Zalgo cums?

#1212

Rated 68 by 8 users 
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia
<Alicia> Yes?
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia!
<Alicia> Yeeeeeees?
<MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Alicia> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
<MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one
<Alicia> CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIIIIEEE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT
<taelor> get a room, you two.
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia
<Alicia> Hi

#1166

Rated 72 by 10 users 
<Nitya> as long as i'm complaining about tumblr what is the deal with "fandom blogs" jesus christ
<Nitya> you are not a fandom! you are a HUMAN BEING! i shout into the wind, spittle flying back into my face

#793

Rated 44 by 3 users 
<Solstace> "Registered users: Google [Bot], Solstace" <- Huh.
<Solstace> (from Novafest)
<RocketDude> I told you about bots, bro! I told you, dawg!
<todolistplusalpha> I knew it!
<Barcode> yep. solstace is a google bot.
<RocketDude> Solstace, in reality, was a cyborg built to become the ultimate soldier
<Barcode> instead he seeks to become the ultimate bard.
<Solstace> But mass production was deemed too expensive, so I put my mechanical excellence to use playing guitar.
<todolistplusalpha> There's an anime in this somewhere.
<JuanCarlos> It's not like Solstace's life being an animu would be surprising
<Barcode> A robot harem anime? I think you mean "there is one currently in production and we just don't know about it yet".

#602

Rated 38 by 5 users 
(23:34:28) *** Nitya entered the room.
(23:34:31) *** Nitya left the room.
(23:34:32) <Iverum> Welcome back.
(23:34:37) <Iverum> Fuck you.

#27

Rated 60 by 10 users 
<ponicalica> are you going to look up Vocaloid lesbian incest rape?
<IllFlower> You know, I just realized that I read over that sentence without batting an eye. I keep having these moments of self-realization where I go "what is /wrong/ with me?"
<IllFlower> Then I blissfully ignore this self-realization and go on with my life.