<Puffin> also, I tried raw milk for the first time today. very tasty. go bribe a farmer and get some
<Haven> Sounds like a raw deal
<FTLIicia> That was udderly hilarious.
<Juan> what is wrong with you people
<FTLIicia> Everything.

<Barcode> cat. CZT
<Barcode> CAT
<Barcode> my face is not an appropriate lounging location

<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia
<Alicia> Yes?
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia!
<Alicia> Yeeeeeees?
<MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Alicia> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
<MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one
<Alicia> CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIIIIEEE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT
<taelor> get a room, you two.
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia
<Alicia> Hi

<Solstace> HEY, NITYA, I HAVE A PDF FOR YOU!
<Nitya> OMGF!!!!!
<Nitya> ...oh my godding fuck? hm

<Saladofstones> all I can think of is a belgian expression for when something is useless
<Saladofstones> "its as useless as the pecker on the pope"
<Juardboiled> "belgian"
<Juardboiled> oh
<Saladofstones> what
<Saladofstones> you gonna knock my people
<Juardboiled> yes wha chu gunna do bub
<Saladofstones> I'll love you so tenderly man
* Juardboiled rips off shirt to reveal another shit saying no sorry i'm taken
<Rig> Juan is just covered in layers of shit.
<Barcode> dude, is that a fucking biological ability
<Barcode> growing shirts
<Rig> My biological ability is not giving shits.
<Rig> I'm a mutant.
<Rig> Mister No Shits Given
<Juardboiled> that explains so much about rig

<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  PERSONALLY I'M GETTING TIRED OF PEOPLE USING THEIR AUTISM AS EVEN A PARTIAL ALIBI.
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  I MEAN I'M AUTISTIC AND I'M PERFECTLY COHERENT AND STABLE.
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  ...
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  OH WAIT.

<Barcode> "Environmental Enforcement Officer" Hell yes.
<Barcode> "Spallini, when I get to the bottom of your oil trading black market, your ass is grass."
<IllFlower> "Literally. I will inject chlorophyll *into* your gluteus maximus."

<Puffin> I thought Dr. Who was supposed to be a whimsical show for small children
<taelor> isn't there a spin off with tons of sex and violence.
<Rig> Yeah
<Rig> Torchwood.
<Myrmidon> Well DW is supposed to be more of a family show
<Barcode> iirc doctor who still features shit like demons that snap people's necks when they're not looking and stuff, so like. not toddlers
<Nitya> don't you remember that carmen sandiego episode where she steals American credibility in 'nam

<CTrombley> Everyone knows that lesbians get a free toaster oven if they recruit new lesbians.

<Cultist> Well what do you stuff into things? Tofu-filled celery? Ridiculous.
<Cultist> And then.. you could stab the celery into a potato
<Barcodere> a chunk of tofu stuffed with jalapeño stuffed into a pumpkin
<Barcodere> pofuño