#820
<Alkthash> And there are topless women on Franks. I wonder how many French teenagers have used their own currency as fap material before the coming of the Euro.
<Alkthash> And there are topless women on Franks. I wonder how many French teenagers have used their own currency as fap material before the coming of the Euro.
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<Barcode> remind me why anyone uses the warp for space travel <Barcode> also, how <Nitya> Because the webway is shut down or something, and they have shields that prevent bananas from morphing into daemons and such. <Barcode> now imagining the bananas in pajamas with chainswords
<Nitya> "Neuroscientist Sean O'Nuallain suggests that this very existence of synchronized gamma indicates that something akin to a singularity - or, to be more prosaic, a conscious experience - is occurring." what is with this article <Fiora> Singularities: conscious experiences? <Fiora> So black holes are really really big experiences? <Fiora> And if the black hole is charged sufficiently, the event horizon goes away, and it's a naked experience? And then sex happens, and we have to close the doors. <Fiora> Sorry I don't know where I'm going with this.
<Nitya> miijhal, when you browse danbooru for a while, you get a pretty high standard for "porn". naked chick covered in dongs just isn't enough any more
* Iverum reads Barcodes origin story and imagines the old meaning of dork. <Nitya> Penis? <Iverum> Penis. <Barcode> I don't think anyone's penis has enough mass to break through even a window screen at thrown velocities <Iverum> You've never seen mine. <Barcode> also that would be tremendously bloody and great, mental images <Nitya> Just get a bundle of penises, tied together. <Nitya> Nobody said it was a human penis, anyway. <JBridge> Penile defenestration. <JBridge> Never thought I'd say that. <Barcode> yes, well, you tell me how a canadian gets a hold of an elephant cock <Nitya> Expertly?
<Nova> I was bored and I was like "You know what'd be fun? Making a forum." <Nova> Then I was like, fuck, how do I make a forum? <Nova> And Ponicalica was all like, ask Iverum, gal <Nova> So I was like, yo, Iverum, wanna slap me up a forum? <Nova> And he was all like, yah, mate <Arha-away> and then suddenly you were pregnant
<Myrdradek> I just helped a pregnant alleyway give birth <Myrdradek> Planescape Torment is a good game
<Miijhal> http://i.imgur.com/OOVIE.jpg vegeta what are you doing <Miijhal> that is not proper attire for a school teacher <Juan|TheWire> also why would you be in super saiyan mode while going for seductive school teacher <Juan|TheWire> shit don't make sense <Miijhal> it's to grade papers faster than the eye can see <Miijhal> he just chills out in the teacher's lounge warping all over the place while graded papers fall around him <Miijhal> until he encounters that one kids essay <Miijhal> he scribbles as fast as he can, summoning up a huge dust cloud <Miijhal> but when it fades away the paper is totally unphased <Miijhal> because it's not an essay at all but a scantron <Juan|TheWire> You seem to have given this a frightful amount of thought.
<Nitya> You know what, I'm not going to click that. <jseblan> they're golf club accessories <jseblan> ... <jseblan> they're not <jseblan> nvm don't click that