<Charlatan> I fucking hate ice.
<Charlatan> I fucking hate how it's everywhere in this town.
<Charlatan> I hate nearly slipping and busting my ass approx. twice a day if not more.
<Charlatan> I hate that there is an especially icy patch of ice in the driveway outside my dorm which even covers the sidewalk.
<Charlatan> I hate ice freezing and then melting and then freezing again in a different spot that throws me off.
<IllFlower> You should buy a flamethrower and become a badass over-the-top video game protagonist.
<Charlatan> A berserker-packing man-and-a-half?
<IllFlower> "HELL HAS FROZEN OVER, AND ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE SURE IT BURNS AGAIN."

<Alkthash> Not the waffle cone shape, the pictures of women looking at you while you pee.

<Noimporta> BE A MAN.
<Noimporta> A CUDDLY, MOE INTERJECTION SPOUTING MAN.
<Noimporta> BUT A MAN NONETHELESS
<Noimporta> AND WATCH IT
<Noimporta> THEN, YOU'LL BE EVEN MORE OF A MAN
<TParadox> YOU'LL BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER

Korgmeister: Dude this is like Metal Wolf Chaos: The Eroge.

<GMH> you have to stop doing that
<IllFlower> GMH: Hm?
* GoggleFox is now known as doingWhat
<IllFlower> GMH: You mean changing my name repeatedly? :P
<GMH> yes
* doingWhat is now known as Why
<IllFlower> GoggleFox's new album Asking Questions Through Changing Nicknames, coming out this summer on Smashed Troper Records.

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<Nitya> left, right, left, right, up, up, down, down, select, start
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<Nova> I'm so lost, what is happening
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<GravelordNito> I had a dream that I was a child abused pedophiliac owl with electric powers last night
<GravelordNito> No idea what that says abou the
<RocketDude> That you're a pedophilic sith master?

<Zudak> Does it do that automatically based on IP?
<feep> yes
<Nitya> yes.
<Zudak> ...is there an echo in here?
<Arha> No
<Nitya> MOLECULAR STEEL

<Alkthash> Oh god, there is nothing that is not terrifying about duck reproduction

<killerrabbit> excuse me a moment, I must give my thrice daily thanks to Athe