<JackMackerel> YOU'RE WAY TOOOO BEAUTIIIIFULLLL GIRL. THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVAR WORK. YOU MAKE ME <JackMackerel> SUCIDALLL <JackMackerel> SUICIDALLL <JackMackerel> WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVERRRR <goodtimesfreegrog> Well, now that you've brought my attention to that song, I DO want to kill myself.
<IllFlower> "YOU DON'T GET TO 500 MILLION SLEEP DEPRIVED RAMBLES WITHOUT MAKING A FEW SENSICAL COMMENTS"
<IllFlower> There'll be the original Charlatan, and then there'll be Charla-tan, your cute moe anthropomorphism. Also Char-latan, purveyor of branded grilling products.
<Zudak> Does it do that automatically based on IP? <feep> yes <Nitya> yes. <Zudak> ...is there an echo in here? <Arha> No <Nitya> MOLECULAR STEEL
<Solstace> YOU, TOO, CAN PROGRAM YOUR OWN HUMAN! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LEARN THE FUNCTION OF THE BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF GENETIC SEQUENCES, SYNTHESIZE A FETUS, AND BRAINWASH THE FUCK OUT OF THE KID! <Vorpy> HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH HUMAN PROGRAMMING
<IllFlower> "Thanks. Get any new books in recently?" <IllFlower> "No, sorry. I'll let you know when we do, though." <IllFlower> *flashbacks to the Mass Effect dialogue wheel* <Iverum> I like to imagine my conversations as Mass Effect choices. There's one where I'm a righteous dick, there's one where I'm boring, and then there's the one where I'm a sarcastic prick. <IllFlower> Is there one where you're not a bunch of prerecorded selections? <Iverum> Nope.
<Jack> so, did everything in the 80s just have this incestuous copyright orgy, or uh, what the hell happened
<Kaliayev> parrots are the reason pirate captains usually only have one leg, a hook for a hand and a missing eye
<RocketDude> Clearly, you've never had any experience with demons that evoke Gene Simmons
<GMH> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MISSED IT IT ENDED AT 5 PM AND I WAS OUT THE WHOLE DAY <GMH> WHAT AM I SPENDING FOOOOOOOOOR <HederaHelix> You could still just buy the game. <Nitya> steam destroys people's minds, ivy <Nitya> it's turning gamers into stereotypical sitcom housewives, hoarding coupons and going store to store looking for "deals" <Nitya> but all from the same store <HederaHelix> That is a rather unsettling concept.