<GMH> and yes, i do masturbate <GMH> oh hey mapi's here <GMH> sup <ponicalica> we all know GMH masturbates to Mapi <Kanade> someone fapping to me <Kanade> is weirder than <Kanade> someone having dream sex with me <Gilgamesh> GMH does that too. <GMH> actualy i haven't had dream sex with mapi <Gilgamesh> doesn't this phrasing imply you do masturbate about her?
<Nitya> «Lactase can be purchased as a food supplement, and is added to milk to produce "lactose-free" milk products.» that's kinda cool
<Nitya> you can't digest this stuff, so we'll just add what you need to digest it for you
<Nitya> imagine going to a restaurant and buying a digestive tract with your meal
<Nitya> maybe renting would be more convenient.
<Barcode> yeah.
<Barcode> i imagine someone wrote a biopunk story where this happens.
<Barcode> ("no, but I will")
<Nova> Evangelion yuri, obviously <Haven> *bursts in through the wall kool aid man style*
<Solstace> Nitya: My ride flaked on me, and then I missed my bus, and ultimately spent about an hour and a half standing in the cold, underdressed. So blow me :/ <Nitya> aw. <Nitya> but yeah, if you have a phone, you can call me and stuff if that happens. <Solstace> Oh, cool. <Solstace> I'll keep that in mind. <IllFlower> Solstace: You should just call Nitya more often as a matter of course. That way, you won't have to ask him to blow you on IRC. /ducks
<Rotty> Thanks to the internet, I now confuse Chris Hansen with the Three Stooges. <Rotty> *leans into frame* Hello... hello... hello!
<Raydere> okay, at least this plugin doesn't spam channels * Raydere is now playing: Neulakyussra - YAKSHA
<Barchomework> not really, the third game just highlighted how much scary games try to keep you isolated from characters <Glowsquid> but dude, it was written by a... NOVELIST! <Tacklmacain> Also written by a novelist: Twilight
<Nitya> oh my god she got hit by a bus ahahaha
<zeroplusalpha> Whatever it is, the answer is clearly not to stick a candle in your ear. <GuitarBizarre> its a short term solution at best
<Electivirus> 8XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD - Emoticon <Saturn> Is that an Accordion Penis?