<StarGirl00> European wieners are tasty

<Iverum> Welcome back, JackMack.
<JackMackerel> Thanks.
<Buttercupistiny> hello stabby friend
* TParadox preemptively stabs JackMackerel
<Alkthash> Hey
* JackMackerel parried the stab.
<TParadox> Your reaction time is weak. I stabbed you like half an hour ago.
<Alkthash> We're in a fighting anime. That's plenty of time to pary
<Iverum> That whole time was JackMackerel reminiscing about the time Tzetze taught him the master parry.
<Iverum> In sepia.
<JackMackerel> And then I raped him on accident.
<JuanCarlos> You can't rape people on accident.
<Iverum> JuanCarlos: Well, the ultimate parry is done with the penis.
<Alkthash> Just admit that you auto parry by using your flab to absorb bullet wounds.

*** Charlatan has joined #yackfest
* Charlatan bonelessly morphs into channel
* Alicia morphlessly channels into bone.
<Nitya> both of those sound really pauinfujl
<Alicia> Not to goddesses.
<Alicia> Charlie is Charlie so probably not to him.
<Charlatan> I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME.
<Charlatan> IT IS A *GOOD* PAIN.
* Charlatan vomits forth a thousand eyeless rats
<Alicia> See, told you Nitya.

<Alicia> Charlie has issues, okay. The only cures are Byakuren, violence, and drugs.
<Alicia> So he's basically a typical yackfester.

<GMH> anyone here speak russian?
<JBridge> Nein.
<AttObl> Iie.
<JetstreamJuan> no
<JetstreamJuan> that's spanish for no

<Barcode> i'm decanting one for my homies

<jseblan> I am of the opinion that me <> me
<jseblan> WAIT
<Charlatan|Prodigy> WAR
<Charlatan|Prodigy> HUH
<Charlatan|Prodigy> WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
<jseblan> if(jseblan != jseblan) {cout << "WHO THE F*** AM I";}
<Nous> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

<Puffin> I WANT SUFFERING

* Solstace cockpunches Charlatan
* Charlatan punchcocks Solstace
<Charlatan> BEHOLD, FOR I HAVE A BOXING GLOVE ATTACHED TO MY SCHPONG.

<Suke> Solstace.
<Suke> I want you inside me
* Solstace thrusts his hands inside Suke's abdomen, and begins to massage him from the inside.