<Barcode> "Environmental Enforcement Officer" Hell yes.
<Barcode> "Spallini, when I get to the bottom of your oil trading black market, your ass is grass."
<IllFlower> "Literally. I will inject chlorophyll *into* your gluteus maximus."

<StarGirl00> European wieners are tasty

<Charlagrandma> Hello jseblan
<jseblan> are the cookies moist, Charlagrandma
<Charlagrandma> I'M MOIST
<jseblan> :|
* jseblan adds the previous question to the "Things I Regret Doing" list
* Charlagrandma cackles maniacally

<Arha>  DragonAgeIsMediocre
<DragonAgeSucks> Yeah mediocre would be a good way of putting it.

<Puffin> hah, my mom's coworker thinks I'm a guy
<General_Barcode> it does that to escape predators

<Rig> I go back to work tomorrow. Actually excited about that. Should be getting new projects and junk.
<Nitya> at the school thing?
<Nitya> school... uh... whatever you did.
<Rig> Emerging Media and Technology Department or whatever the fuck we call it to make it sound more impressive.
<Barcode[spriting]> software engineering engineering solutions engineering dynamic.
<Rig> + Design
<Rig> That last bit is in Helvetica Neue.

<IllFlower> I have a recording on my phone of me speaking in an alcohol-induced Irish-ish accent at a party.
<IllFlower> This would be less disturbing if I could remember how that happened.

<IllFlower> well, it's still better than the dream I had about rotting genitalia.

<Cultist> Well what do you stuff into things? Tofu-filled celery? Ridiculous.
<Cultist> And then.. you could stab the celery into a potato
<Barcodere> a chunk of tofu stuffed with jalapeño stuffed into a pumpkin
<Barcodere> pofuño

<Barcode> i'm decanting one for my homies