<Saladofstones> well it might be cool to say I studied in Cuba but I doubt that could work for my major
<Juan> but what if
<Juan> you KILL CASTRO during your tenure as a cuban international student
<Juan> what if that
<Saladofstones> holy fuck I'd be the director of the FBI for life
<Saladofstones> I'd probably get my own private guantanamo
<Juan> Saladanamo
<Saladofstones> Prepare to get stoned
<Juan> "We combine our war crimes with our stones to give you a fine torture experience"

<zeroplusalpha> What is my sudden obsession with quintuplets???

<ponicalica> are you going to look up Vocaloid lesbian incest rape?
<IllFlower> You know, I just realized that I read over that sentence without batting an eye. I keep having these moments of self-realization where I go "what is /wrong/ with me?"
<IllFlower> Then I blissfully ignore this self-realization and go on with my life.

<Haruspex> i took the test and got INFP
<Haruspex> i'm not sure i've ever heard of someone not getting INFsomething, at least on the internet
<Haruspex> i like that i'm apparently both introspective and turbulent
<Haruspex> so i don't talk but when i do i punch you

<JBridge> Should I rant on realism in hentai, or go back to playing my game?
<Motoko> JBridge, I'm ashamed to say that I'd like to hear your rant, just to see how depraved you can get!
<JBridge> OK.
<JBridge> First of all, relationships.
<JBridge> I am of the opinion that virgins should never write porn.
<Motoko> nononononononono, I didn't actually mean that you should *do* it, JBridge!
<JBridge> See, now you have me started!
[... five minutes later ...]
<JBridge> Anyway, back to Driver: San Francisco.
<JBridge> Even though I'm in Marin right now.
<Motoko> Why aren't you just taking a car out and driving around the real San Francisco?
<Motoko> Such a missed opportunity, JBridge.
<ponicalica> Motoko: Are you encouraging JBridge again?
<ponicalica> Remember what happened last time you did that?
<Motoko> At least he wouldn't be in here talking about porn!

<SpruceZeus> And lo, the Lord spake from the heavens, saying, let all the dudes be nuked. And the dudes all got nuked. And the Lord saw that it was basically the bombest-ass shit.
<SpruceZeus> And he didst not even look at the explosion

<Nitya> Probably not, no, since I don't have a hot girlfriend to lez out w- no, okay, that is a disgusting word.

<Barcode> basically the whole area was coated in frozen rain, which probably made some lines snap on their own and definitely made some trees smash through power lines
<Barcode> it's a scale thing, i think. i mean it's not like this doesn't happen occasionally in smaller areas.
<Nitya> don't i know it
<Barcode> you look at some trees and they look like peeled bananas minus the banana
<Barcode> they look like banana peels I FUCKING GUESS
<Nitya> banana peels, barcode

<IllFlower> Good morning, zeroplusalpha. How's the marketing copy treating you? ;)
<zeroplusalpha> OK, that's scary, you remembered something I said buried under a discussion about indie computer games from yesterday.
<IllFlower> If you pretend I'm a computer like everyone else does, it becomes slightly less scary.
<zeroplusalpha> Uh, I *did* pretend. Now I'm not so sure it's necessary to.
<JuanCarlos> So you mean to say that a sentient computer is not scary at all

*** GuitarBizarre is now known as KittyBiz
*** KittyBiz is now known as PhoneBizarre
*** PhoneBizarre is now known as SleepyBiz
*** SleepyBiz is now known as ShowerBiz
<TParadox> Next one should be BannedBiz