<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.

<Miijhal> http://i.imgur.com/OOVIE.jpg vegeta what are you doing
<Miijhal> that is not proper attire for a school teacher
<Juan|TheWire> also why would you be in super saiyan mode while going for seductive school teacher
<Juan|TheWire> shit don't make sense
<Miijhal> it's to grade papers faster than the eye can see
<Miijhal> he just chills out in the teacher's lounge warping all over the place while graded papers fall around him
<Miijhal> until he encounters that one kids essay
<Miijhal> he scribbles as fast as he can, summoning up a huge dust cloud
<Miijhal> but when it fades away the paper is totally unphased
<Miijhal> because it's not an essay at all but a scantron
<Juan|TheWire> You seem to have given this a frightful amount of thought.

<Nitya> "Neuroscientist Sean O'Nuallain suggests that this very existence of synchronized gamma indicates that something akin to a singularity - or, to be more prosaic, a conscious experience - is occurring." what is with this article
<Fiora> Singularities: conscious experiences?
<Fiora> So black holes are really really big experiences?
<Fiora> And if the black hole is charged sufficiently, the event horizon goes away, and it's a naked experience? And then sex happens, and we have to close the doors.
<Fiora> Sorry I don't know where I'm going with this.

<ponicalica> Pulchra_Homines: The Bible is such an Evangelion ripoff

<Reyendo> You must be a rapist.
<Reyendo> You rapist.
<Reyendo> and a communist.
<Reyendo> a rapist-communist.
<Electivirus> Rapunist.
<Reyendo> So, you rape while espousing marxist values?
<Reyendo> Or do you marx while espousing rapist values?
<TibetanFox> Hey, the communist bit is all you, Comrade.
<TibetanFox> Now put on this Ushanka and bend over.

<Tibetanfox> My taxes pay for anime. On the Internet, I feel better about paying taxes now.

<FUCKYOUALL-kun> twistedbot: How are you?
<twistedbot> FUCKYOUALL-kun: I am not a bot

<JBridge>  I'm gonna have to slap a bitch.
* ColorPrinter summons bitch to slap
* ivoryRum bestows the title of Bitch Summoner on ColorPrinter.

<Rig> How do I convince someone to stop doing terrible things?
<Juan> I normally recommend murder
<Rig> Well, they're my boss.
<Rig> And I don't think promotion works that way here.
<IllFlower> Find a way to connect the consequences of said terrible thing to the literal end of the world.
<Rig> Reinventing HTTP error codes?
<IllFlower> "If it takes too much effort to use our API, nobody will use it and we'll all die starving and alone in the streets."
<Rig> "Yeah, well, that's why you're all required to use it for our in-house projects."
<IllFlower> "We'll lose tons of productivity, your manager will find out, and you'll die starving and alone in the streets."
<Rig> He is the manager. ;-; There is only one person above him.
<IllFlower> I'd keep hammering in the part where he inevitably dies starving and alone in the streets.

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