#490
<Lin_Chong> Oh hey people are dying. <Lin_Chong> Awesome.
<Lin_Chong> Oh hey people are dying. <Lin_Chong> Awesome.
<IllFlower> "YOU DON'T GET TO 500 MILLION SLEEP DEPRIVED RAMBLES WITHOUT MAKING A FEW SENSICAL COMMENTS"
<Saladofstones> also had a really awkward moment <JBridge> Hm? <Saladofstones> walked in on my dad and his girlfriend sleeping together <Saladofstones> I noticed the door was closed, and I thought, huh this is weird <Saladofstones> and I thought my dad was depressed, so I thought they got into a fight <Saladofstones> and nope <Saladofstones> nope nope nope <JBridge> Welp. <JBridge> If it's any consolation, I had a somewhat similar moment last Saturday. <JBridge> I've probably mentioned that people can pay to have their birthday party at High Scores. <JBridge> Well, apparently one couple at last Saturday's party took the name a bit too literally. <JBridge> Since I went to use the can, and noticed that the door was both closed, and bumping. <Saladofstones> oh jesus <JBridge> Fortunately, there's another bathroom right next to that one. <Saladofstones> I like your thinking <Saladofstones> "oh fuck people having sex" <Saladofstones> "Well the stall -next- to them is clear" <Saladofstones> cue you whistling while you whittle
*** Nitya entered the room <Iverum> As I was saying, Solstace becomes jealous of Jackerel's open 'affection' for Nitya and opens his heart (among other things) to Nitya in response. <Iverum> Shit. <Iverum> He's back. <Nitya> okay nevermind *** Nitya left the room
<RAGE> I hate being young. <JBridge> Well, you can try waiting. <RAGE> But that takes for _ever_ <JBridge> No, it's quite a bit shorter. <JBridge> It just feels like forever. <JBridge> If you want to feel old, you could go to GameFAQs or some other forum with a lot of young idiots. <RAGE> That just depresses me more, because I start thinking "wait, you're telling me I'M the high end?"
<StarGirl00> I hate wasps <StarGirl00> And bees <StarGirl00> And anything else that can sting you <Noimporta> Like syringes? <StarGirl00> Yes <StarGirl00> I am fine with the animals as long as there is a glass wall between me and them <StarGirl00> Like at an aquarium or something <Noimporta> Bees at an aquarium? I need to go to Canada at least once in my lifetime
<Zipp> Did I kill the conversation, or was it already dead to begin with? <VerticalPig> It's like a fish out of water. Occasionally it shows signs of life by flopping awkwardly. Then somebody kicks it back into the ocean only for it to flop out again. <VerticalPig> At this point you think that someone would have taken it home and eaten it for dinner, but IRC channels are of poor nutritional value.
<IllFlower> Time is just a chain that binds me to the present. <IllFlower> Or, it's summer and sleeping on a regular schedule is for pussies. Pick one.
<Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is not to be trusted. It is attached to GuitarBizarre <Omnipresence> Arha: Topic messages may not exceed 64 characters in length. <GuitarBizarre> Thats right bitches. <GuitarBizarre> My dick is too long. <Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is too long to be functional. *** Omnipresence has changed the topic to: Read me first: https://omnipresence.atashi.org/ | GuitarBizarre's dick is too long to be functional. (Arha) | GuitarBizarre is a shark. Avoid ski-jumping. (TParadox) | http://dl.dropbox.com/u/...
<sporkaganza> how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?