#1096
<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.
<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.
<@GMH> oh wait <@GMH> holy shit <@GMH> BDSM is actually useful
<JBridge> So yeah. <JBridge> Back to Macross. <JBridge> Er, MAKOROSU. <GMH> did you just PURPOSELY CALL A SERIES WITH A COMPETENT ENGLISH NAME BY JAPANGRISH? <GMH> JBRIDGE? JBridge> YES? <GMH> YOU <GMH> YOU <GMH> DOUBLE OTAKUR
<GMH> oh <GMH> i know what mindvirus to use as an audio avatar <GMH> Cirno's perfect math class <GMH> and yay at being protected from it due to my currently listening to something else <JBridge> ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU... <JBridge> AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU... <JBridge> AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE. <GMH> OH GAWD <GMH> HOW DARE YOU SIC THAT SONG ON ME <GMH> IN REVENGE I SHALL ASK YOU <GMH> DOES YOUR MILKSHAKE BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD?
<JBridge> BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MY BIG-ASS HARD DRIVES. <ponicalica> Your big ass-hard drives?
<Tibbles> Ah, nerds. Who else would think that gigantic hulking space marines in power armor and rainbow cartoon ponies were cool at the same time.
<blamspam> Pretty alright. I just watched Vampires Suck at a gift exchange. <blamspam> It was entirely what I expected. <blamspam> (Seltzer and Friedberg) <Lin_Chong> Which is to suck. <Lin_Chong> SLURP SLURP SLURP
<Cultist> I'm glad my inability to explain myself led to pictures of cat castration
<Nitya> FutaServ shouts: "LOOK, IS THAT A DEMONIC DUCK OF SOME SORT?" *runs off without giving out any futa* You have a total of 263 futas. <-- this is what I was referring to btw <ponicalica> >FutaServ <Barchomework> that is screwrd. <ponicalica> fucking rizon <Barchomework> look, I can't even type anymore <Barchomework> I type worse*? <Nitya> screwed + scary? <Barchomework> all of my es have bn scard away. <Barchomework> most of thm, anyway <Solstace> Rizon is a scary place. <Nitya> I'm only there for the drugs I mean anime. <Barchomework> soon you'll be bragging to us about how you manage to fit all of those futas into a briefcase
<GoggleFox> If fanfiction.net were a drink, it would be one of those horrible fruity martinis with tons of vermouth as a base, two entire lemons' worth of wedges around the rim (no sugar rim) and a purple umbrella stuck through one of them.