Room 208

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#534

Rated 24 by 28 users
<+Vorpy> Don't think of me as an enemy though GB, think of me as an obstacle, or a test.
<+GuitarBizarre> Nah, you're too stupid.
<+GuitarBizarre> I'd rather think of you as "That person who isn't around much"
<+GuitarBizarre> or, failing that "Who?"

#858

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Nitya> mechwarrior, shitbird
<JuanMorrison> so do you just take random words and shove shit into them or what
<Nitya> what? yes, duh
<Nitya> how the fuck do you think words get made? you don't just fucking, like, say them

#1251

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Juan> Iright
<Juan> I am Drunk
<Juan> but still
<Juan> Anyway point is
<Barcode> i right, i drunk, i conquer

#334

Rated 60 by 14 users
<TParadox> :explode
*** Jack quit (Quit: Jack's computer exploded!!)

#295

Rated 64 by 16 users
<AlisaBannings>  This fucking feeling in my throat....WHO INVENTED ILLNESS!?!
<Lin_Chong> That would be Malaratron.
<Lin_Chong> Metatron's kid brother.
<Lin_Chong> Everybody told him that nepotism was a baaaaaaaaaaaaad idea, but did he listen? Nooooooooooooo.

#615

Rated 65 by 7 users
<RAGE> I hate being young.
<JBridge> Well, you can try waiting.
<RAGE> But that takes for _ever_
<JBridge> No, it's quite a bit shorter.
<JBridge> It just feels like forever.
<JBridge> If you want to feel old, you could go to GameFAQs or some other forum with a lot of young idiots.
<RAGE> That just depresses me more, because I start thinking "wait, you're telling me I'M the high end?"

#383

Rated 62 by 15 users
<IllFlower> Hi GoggleFox. Hi box. Hi socks. Hi incoming lawsuit from Dr. Seuss' estate.

#266

Rated 57 by 16 users
<IronyAdams> This channel
<IronyAdams> It's turning me into a Japanese housewife
<Noimporta> Resist it, Irony, FIGHT THE SOY SWEETS WITH GENDER EQUALITY!

#353

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Alkthash> football is like a shonen anime. It has tones of filler and rarely goes anywhere.
<Alkthash> And everybody starts to blur together eventually.
<Alkthash> And the fans go apeshit over it.

#922

Rated 77 by 13 users
<saladofstones> oh god intel scared me
<saladofstones> I saw "intel firmware system" and a warning sign and I'm like "fuck my computer is exploding"
<saladofstones> but nope only saying "oh hey I exist"
<Barcode> WARNING! WARNING! THE COMPUTER IS COMPLETELY FINE!
<saladofstones> I still think the best error I've ever gotten was "Error: no error"
<Nitya> you'd better register immediately to take advantage of these great commercial offers
<RocketDude> Reminds me of the time one of the auxiliary hard drives in my computer disconnected itself during a disk defray.
<RocketDude> It didn't crash the computer, the defrag just kinda stopped (or I stopped it) and the Intel Rapid Storage Technology program was all like "lol k whatever"
<Barcode> did I tell you why my kriegscomputer was acting up
<Barcode> anyway my motherboard apparently had a BIOS auto-update program that works in the background through windows and this eventually caused some serious shit after I had a power outage
<Barcode> reflashed the bios to the latest versio nand uninstalled the auto update software and I've been good ever since
<RocketDude> Oh wow.
<Barcode> RocketDude it also has two bioses, one of them virtual
<Barcode> and /then/ a backup.