<Iverum> Buttercupistiny: Thank you for being a sane and reasonable Catholic woman. <Buttercupistiny> You're very welcome. <Buttercupistiny> Though I might challenge you on calling me sane. <IllFlower> Just let him call you sane and be done with it, Buttercupistiny. You can tear off his head and eat his entrails later. <Buttercupistiny> :D he will make a yummy feast <Iverum> I'm actually very bony.
<Saladofstones> its cool things got delayed since I had to help my brother get props for his movie <Saladofstones> evidently its about some guy with an ak-47 and a gas mask <Barcodrawing> Most movies are. <Alicia> Even Ponyo? <ponicalica> secretly, yes
<Nitya> «Cannon looks and moves a bit like Shaggy from Scooby Doo» I like the writer <RocketDude> "Hey, Scoob, I put magnets in my fingers!" "Ragnets rin rhe ringers? Rooo!"
<Solstace> ponicalica: >:|||||||| <Nitya> yeah, ponicalica, greater than colon series of pipes. <HederaHelix> Uh oh, Solstace has eight mouths! Run! <Lin_Chong> The crawling chaos. <RocketDude> We always knew that Solstace was an abomination under that bishie skin <Barcode> abishonenation <Nitya> bishbomination. <jseblan> From His eight mouth screams the End of Man, and it spews flames of great heat. The Solstace comes and with it our doom, and great music.
<ponicalica> I'm now imagining Matrix with red hair and fake boobs
<Lin_Chong> Back from my older brother's surprise twenty-fourth. <Barcode> "he just got older on us unexpectedly" <Lin_Chong> It was pretty fun. Got to drink white wine and pear cider. <Lin_Chong> When he was stunned in surprise, we got his girlfriend to take his wallet and phone out, as well as removed his shoes. <Lin_Chong> And then we threw him in the pool. <Lin_Chong> I called it a "baptism". <Barcode> more fun than most baptisms <Juan> baptisms ain't shit <Juan> baptisms by fire on the other hand <Barcode> yeah as a kid they just kind of dipped me in napalm <jseblan> that explains so much
<Haruspex> It may be a unit of measure, but it's also a literal flower. <Haruspex> Figuratively speaking.
Barcode[blending]: There is a Rambo Street in walking distance from me. Barcode[blending]: SORRY FUCKRES Barcode[blending]: FUCKERS* Foombazzle: fuck-res, the new HD standard for porn
<Fiora> Jokes about ballistics are just so derivative. <Fiora> These puns are accelerating in terribleness. <saladofstones> that's beautiful Fiora, I think <saladofstones> I need to turn it into a message about not going ballistic, though <Fiora> (Sorry, calculus puns are obligatory!) <GMH> Calculus puns are integral to every collection of nerdy puns. <zeroplusalpha> I can't really differentiate between them, I'm terrible at maths. <Fiora> I think I'm reaching my limits >_< <Fiora> I don't think these puns can remain continuous for long. Soon they're going to have to leave our domain. <Juan> oh god i don't know math and yet these puns are hurting me <GMH> That's a very clear sine of their power. <Fiora> Don't go off on a tangent! <Juan> You seem to be going in a tan...seriously <Fiora> I liked the angle we had going there. <zeroplusalpha> I would choose to not remain in this locus. <Juan> It was quite acute angle, indeed <GMH> You're just being obtuse. <GMH> These puns are the right way to do things. <Fiora> I'm not sure it's a real good idea; they can get pretty complex! <Fiora> But I guess my fears might be imaginary. <zeroplusalpha> You never know, the inverse might be true: they could be friendly. <GMH> On secant thought, they might not. <FlyingChaucer> You guys are in-sine <zeroplusalpha> Opinion is divided on that. <GMH> Our irrationality seems to be driving some people away. <Fiora> Maybe the puns would be better if they were more natural? <Fiora> Some of them are too negative. <FlyingChaucer> at least we're real :V <GMH> They're just adding to my amusement. <zeroplusalpha> This is becoming exponentially sillier. <Fiora> I think we should log some of these for later review. <Fiora> I mean, it's only natural. <Fiora> Then, I can eeeeeeee~ over them later! <GMH> That's not a common idea at all. <FlyingChaucer> that was a well-calculated move <Fiora> It is the base of the idea, after all!
<GooseMarmosetHyena> y'know what annoys me? <GooseMarmosetHyena> "busty babes" - 1,340,000 results <GooseMarmosetHyena> "big ass babes" - 39,500 results <GooseMarmosetHyena> "perfectly proportioned babes" - 376 results