<IllFlower> Ah, still no replies. I knew I should have picked something that required less creativity and more snowclones.

<Arha> If I had a million nazis~
<Arha> (If I had a million nazis)
<Arha> I'd buy you jews for your stoves
<Arha> but not real jews that's cruel

[discussing Miley Cyrus]
<Nitya> didn't she die, i thought she died
<taelor> Miley Cyrus? no, she's alive and twerking, last I heard.
<taelor> I'm curious? how did you think Cyrus died?
<Nitya> i just assume celebrities are dead

<Kashchei> question: cute, sexy, or beautiful, and why?
<Solstace> Cute.  I find beautiful people to be like works of art, and who the fuck would bone a nice painting.  And I don't trust sexy people, too many personal experiences.
<Nitya> ...
<Nitya> Wtf
<JackMackerel> @Solstace - I want to bone a painting. :<
<Kashchei> i'd bone a nice painting...

<Solstace> The little girls probably have to fellate, too.
<Nitya> evil life suckers
<LORd[Nisemonogatari]> oh. makes sense I guess (much as it pains to say)
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<Arha> It's always nice to come into the channel and have the first thing you read be about little girls fellating
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<Arha> You never let me down, yackfest
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[discussing how the German "Laden" means "shop"]
<Saladofstones> Osama Bin-Shopping Center
<Saladofstones> always having a blowout sale

<Saturn> BEAM ME UP YODA

<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.

<Barcode[headphonesearch]> lol, sennheiser makes a pair of headphones that cost 1.6 thousand dollars
<ponicalica> guitarbizarre is fapping

<Noimporta> It's rather amazing how GuitarBizarre somehow always ends up being the lesser of two evils.
* GuitarBizarre grins
<Nitya> I think he has a gypsy blessing or something.