<Iverum> You know. I bet aliens would watch porn and laugh their non-anthrocentric asses off.
<Iverum> «Is he rubbing his reproductive organs on her face? Why would you do that? It's terribly inefficient for reproduction. No wonder this species can't get past the moon.»
<Barcode> you think aliens wouldn't horribly abuse their reproductive organs?
<MisterJuantastic> Our civilization will be known across the universe as one where being a plumber means being a three legged handsome thirty year old
<ponicalica> I thought being a plumber meant jumping on turtles
<MisterJuantastic> well, games lied to you. Porn's preaching the truth, brutha

<Iverum> Jackerel and Tze's child would talk about raping the incompleteness theorem.
<Iron> Fun
<Korenizer> That is not hot at all! :(
<Iverum> No one would ever finish.
<Korenizer> ...
<Iverum> I'm sorry.
<JackMackerel> Korenizer: To you, it isn't. >:|
<Korenizer> yeah, don't sternface me for not finding my own rapist child sexually appealing, sirrah.
<JackMackerel> >:C then
<Alicia> Dat's messed up.
<Iverum> You two are so adorable.
<Iverum> Of course, your psychopathic rape baby isn't.
<Korenizer> that is not what "adorable" means
<Alicia> Hahaha.
<Iverum> @define adorable
<Omnipresence> Iverum: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: adorable  (English word) | definition — Result: adjective | lovable especially in a childlike or naive way
<JackMackerel> It's moe in Japan!
<Iverum> Yeah, lovable in a naive way.
<Iverum> That works.

<Nitya> but pink is (nearly) the color of communism, comfrade!
<RocketDude> @Barcode: Oh yeah, how does that zoom level config work? Like, can you still use the scroll wheel for switching weapons?
<saladofstones> gay communism?
<saladofstones> I wonder if you have marxist-feminist critiques
<RocketDude> No, gay communism does not help with sniping.
<Nitya> marxist feminism exists, sure.
<ColorPrinter> I come back and the topic is gay communism
<ColorPrinter> alright

<Foombazzle> Weather here isn't great for white though. It warms up way too fast.
<Foombazzle> Also, for some reason I havent ascertained, reisling is very unavailable here. At least in the poor people's price points I purchase at.
<Foombazzle> Surgeon General's Warning: Excessive consumption of alcohol may induce alliterativity

<JBridge> I remember back around my sophomore year in high school, two girls came up to me, and asked if I had fallopian tubes. I said no, and mentioned something about their epidermis showing.
<JBridge> Now however, I realize how I SHOULD'VE responded.
<JBridge> "Yes. They're not mine, but I DO have them. If you want to see, I could bring the jar in some time."
<GuitarBizarre> Yeah. Flirting, disgusting, and witty in one fell swoop
<GuitarBizarre> you'd have been knee deep in vagina by the time you turned around
<Jayden> Ewwwww
<Jayden> As a friendly word of advice; it's not your leg you're supposed to stuff in there
<Jayden> If you're knee deep in vagina you're doing it very wrong
<GuitarBizarre> Jayden: or horrifically right!

<Nitya> wittengenstein is the belief that wittgenstein is throughout all of nature
<ponicalica> wittgengengenstein
<RocketDude> Wolfenstein.
<Nitya> return to castle wittgenstein sounds like quite the game
<ponicalica> Wittgenstein 3D

[Saladofstones is playing ArmA]
<Saladofstones> well
<Saladofstones> this was something
<Saladofstones> here we are in a tank, not any tank
<Saladofstones> but a variant of tank specifically designed to fight other tanks, so we have three layers of armor
<Saladofstones> one taliban with a grenade launcher gets a lucky hit, our ammo cooks off and we all die
<Saladofstones> thats 500 million dollars well spent, Pentagon
<Saladofstones> Someone got their 72 virgins instantly today
<Haruspex> oneshotting a tank is worth at least a few virgins imo
<Saladofstones> whats worse is that an APC survived a direct hit from my HEAT
<Saladofstones> what happened is that our hyper velocity rounds are too fast
<Saladofstones> so it went in one side of its thin armor and out the other and took out a tree
<Haruspex> gotta go slow... and... armor piercingly
<Saladofstones> I think this tank is either cursed or the spirit of technoallah was with the taliban today
<Haruspex> also i thought the point of HEAT rounds was that they exploded while inside or something
<Saladofstones> yup
<Haruspex> you had one job heat round
<Saladofstones> but the problem being it needs a specific set of circumstances to explode
<Haruspex> but nooooo, gotta blow up a tree
<Saladofstones> apparantely armor made of cardboard doesn't count
<Haruspex> yeah, they expect thicker armor than a shitty apc has, right?

<IllFlower> Oh, whoa, Tzetze has more quotes than I do in the QDB, now it looks less like a place to stroke my own ego

<KanWrites> I WILL PUT UP WITH DICE
<KanWrites> FOR LOVECRAFT
<KanWrites> BECAUSE I WANT HIS RACIST BABIES

<Reyendo> You must be a rapist.
<Reyendo> You rapist.
<Reyendo> and a communist.
<Reyendo> a rapist-communist.
<Electivirus> Rapunist.
<Reyendo> So, you rape while espousing marxist values?
<Reyendo> Or do you marx while espousing rapist values?
<TibetanFox> Hey, the communist bit is all you, Comrade.
<TibetanFox> Now put on this Ushanka and bend over.