<Alkthash> why would you ban evade at TVT? <Alkthash> It's like trying to play with the annoying older brother who keeps beating you up and breaking your toys. <Alkthash> Sure they may seem cool, but when the divorce settlement comes and you each have to go with different parents, you aren't supposed to miss the sibling who made fun miserable. <Alkthash> This metaphor keeps getting depressing now that I think about what I'm actually saying.
<IllFlower> Well, programming for giant robots probably involves runtime analysis /somewhere/, don't you think? <IllFlower> "SIR OUR POWER LEVELS ARE ASYMPTOTICALLY BOUND BY X SQUARED" <IllFlower> "NO THAT'S NO GOOD WE HAVE TO GO EXPONENTIAL" <IllFlower> "BUT SIR THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE" <IllFlower> "NO ALGORITHMS BE DAMNED WE ARE GOING E TO THE GODDAMN X"
<Brbcode> Making puns is the sport of kings. <Natsuki> In that case, I advocate regicide.
<Iverum> Welcome back, JackMack. <JackMackerel> Thanks. <Buttercupistiny> hello stabby friend * TParadox preemptively stabs JackMackerel <Alkthash> Hey * JackMackerel parried the stab. <TParadox> Your reaction time is weak. I stabbed you like half an hour ago. <Alkthash> We're in a fighting anime. That's plenty of time to pary <Iverum> That whole time was JackMackerel reminiscing about the time Tzetze taught him the master parry. <Iverum> In sepia. <JackMackerel> And then I raped him on accident. <JuanCarlos> You can't rape people on accident. <Iverum> JuanCarlos: Well, the ultimate parry is done with the penis. <Alkthash> Just admit that you auto parry by using your flab to absorb bullet wounds.
<Wallabu> Can you possibly point me in the direction of a stats book that doesn't use fucking lobotomized hamsters in every example problem <Wallabu> God, I hated that book. <Barcode[PATV]> lobotomized...hamsters <HederaHelix> Seriously, lobotomized hamsters? <Nitya> one of my calc books had an exercise about yams in pretty much every section <blamspam> Yams aren't enough to get a person through calculus. <HederaHelix> Yams are more socially acceptable a topic than lobotomized hamsters, though... <HederaHelix> The only way it could be topped is if the examples were of lobotomized hamsters eating yams. <ColorPrinter> In an economic textbook <ColorPrinter> The economic impact of lobotomized hamsters eating yams
*** Kashchei joined #yackfest <sporkaganza> Anyway it has Jon Lovitz in it so it's awesome. <sporkaganza> And Phil Hartman. Yay. *** Kashchei quit (Quit: Client Exited) <Noimporta> Wow, she sure must hate Jon Lovitz.
<Nitya> A p-zombie is a thing indistinguishable from a person except that they lack subjective experience. <Rig> So basically a hipster.
<Spaghetti> No, y'all don't understand. I told solstace about this chick I was having relations with, and not an hour later things went to hell with her. <Spaghetti> Thanks, jackass <Solstace> Oh, sorry :( <JackMackerel> How bad? <Spaghetti> REAL FUCKING BAD <JackMackerel> My condolences. <Electivirus> ;___; <Spaghetti> At least she convinced her boyfriend not to kill me. <Spaghetti> cough <Electivirus> ... <JackMackerel> ... <JackMackerel> Wow. <Solstace> .... <TOKAM> ... <Penguin> I think I've spotted the problem. *** Electivirus is now known as Sympathy * Sympathy flies out the window
<TParadox> January 20th, 2008: President Bush approaches the helicopter waiting to carry him away from the White House for the last time, turns to the crowd and says, "Ladies and Gentlemen... The Aristocrats!"
<SpruceZeus> wow okay i shouldn't be surprised when i poke my head in and see a discussion about quake playing bdsm gynoids, but