Room 208

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#518

Rated 44 by 6 users 
<Joel> Chickens?
<Fifthman> Choice I liked best -_-
<Joel> Ah.
<Joel> Chickens aren't haphazard, though.
<buttercupistiny> do YOU run around after we chop off your head, joel?
<Joel> Yes.
<buttercupistiny> Well, fuck

#411

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<Nitya> Probably not, no, since I don't have a hot girlfriend to lez out w- no, okay, that is a disgusting word.

#1155

Rated 44 by 6 users 
<Nitya> semirelatedly, phrases i do not want to see anywhere near each other ever again: "decerebrate cat" and "anal sphincter"

#619

Rated 22 by 8 users 
<EnglishIvy> To people who are fans of something, everything that isn't praise looks like incessant mocking.

#264

Rated 65 by 12 users 
<Jack> i'm on linux now, so, hacking is easy
<Jack> linux is like a badly-thought-out drug in an eighties movie in that way

#113

Rated 60 by 10 users 
<Zakdos> damn you british and your crazy inventions to always be at GMT!
<GuitarBizarre> We're british. Crazy inventions are what we do whenever we're not trying to persuade the Irish and Scottish to come to war.
<Zakdos> you invented the non-metric system
<GuitarBizarre> Sometimes we even make crazy inventions to get the Irish and Scottish to come to war.
<Zakdos> hey, that's what I like to call optimization
<GuitarBizarre> We call it imperialism.

#574

Rated 30 by 4 users 
[The channel is discussing Osama bin Laden's death]
<TOKAM> I feel like I have missed out on something big.

#703

Rated 61 by 6 users 
<zeroplusalpha> yes, but I think that's the joke. There aren't any "hyperbass flautists", so looking for a student is somewhat counterproductive.
<SpruceZeus> i read "flatulists"
<SpruceZeus> >_<
<zeroplusalpha> Hyperbass flatulists would be awesome. And not really sound all that different.
<Nitya> ._.
<KatawaSolstace> .____________.

#1209

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<Nitya> [[scroogle]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Google
<Nitya> oh nice
<Nitya> [[micro$oft]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Microsoft
<Nitya> yes.
<Nitya> is there one for amazon... [[criticism of amazon]]
<Omnipresence> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Kindle

#419

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<Kirino> you know, with the way people are bitching about IJBM
<Kirino> it's like they don't visit any other part of the internet
<Kirino> ...oh wait.