<divert_time> Death is the everyday girl everyone wants to see when they die. Of course she gets boring if you have too much of her <Haven> But people are just dying to see her <Juan> I never could have dreamed of you making such an awful pun, Haven. Although I think you were destined to do it <Haven> As if you didn't desire it. <Juan> I am in the deppest despair at the thought <SpruceZeus> jesus christ enough puns, i'm getting delirious here <Juan> they are the endless puns
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You: hi
Stranger: i wanna be dominated
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<RocketDude> Oh, so this is like that thing where the guy takes super-steroids and becomes super-powerful, and the way to stop him involves lots of death, and I reckon the edible fuckpillow factors in somewhere, most likely after the robot uprising. Gotcha.
<Jackerel> Oh, Tibs, how's the flooding? <Tibetanfox> I'm in Victoria, so I'm fine. <Tibetanfox> As for Queensland, it's fucked. 75% of it is underwater now. <Tibetanfox> Including the capital fucking city. <Tibetanfox> Shit be fucked. <Jackerel> Flash floods and shit *** Blackthorne quit (Read error: No route to host) <T-Cat> Yeah, see? <T-Cat> There goes Blackthorne.
zeroplusalpha: I majored in D, and minored in A flat. * zeroplusalpha waits for the inevitable collective groan. Solstace: I guess your major and minor weren't related.
[discussing China Mieville] <bogo_lode> i'm thinking more about his books <bogo_lode> they essentially all have the protags win <bogo_lode> but in a way that is horrible and despair inducing <Barcode> and lo, the protagonists won so hard they became the villains and lost to themselves <bogo_lode> that kinda happens in the squid one
<AHR> .vote 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Yes|No <feepbot> Channel vote! The choices are: [1: Yes, 2: No] . You have -21474836.0-48s to decide. Go. <AHR> -evil laugh- <GoggleFox> Congratulations. <GoggleFox> It's completely borked. <Wicked223> This vote is never gonna end, is it?
<onyhow> russian roulette <onyhow> you can only play once <onyhow> except on computer <BGTB2005> Maybe we should just cut out the middle man... * BGTB2005 shoots onyhow <onyhow> IM NOT DEAD * onyhow shoots BGTB2005 * onyhow dies <BGTB2005> ack, lungs, I need both * BGTB2005 dies <AliceTensei> EVERYONE IS DEAD, JOHN.
<TheWireblan> "If a virus killed everyone on earth except registered reddit users, what would society look like in 5 years?" I'd delete my account if I was warned beforehand
* ponicalica isn't particularly creative with his cursing <ponicalica> Mostly I fuck everything remotely associated with the thing I'm mad at <GMH> are you sure they're clean? <GMH> you might wanna get checked.