<LORd> Does anyone know of a girl with a customizable soundtrack, actually?
<Barcode> a girl?
<LORd> ...
<LORd> *game
<LORd> fuck you ponicalica this is totally your fault
<ponicalica> only Buttercup gets to fuck me, sorry

<SpruceZeus> And lo, the Lord spake from the heavens, saying, let all the dudes be nuked. And the dudes all got nuked. And the Lord saw that it was basically the bombest-ass shit.
<SpruceZeus> And he didst not even look at the explosion

<RocketDude> Clearly, you've never had any experience with demons that evoke Gene Simmons

<QSakugarne> and ~ is often used to represent ejaculate from ASCII penises
<ponicalica> more importantly, ~ represents an Eldritch Abomination
<Electivirus> So... Zalgo cums?

<Lin_Chong> I really wonder about these advertising policies.
<Lin_Chong> Why do the bait-and-switch at all?
<Alkthash> Because tits are a fast way to get attention?
<Lin_Chong> Once people realize that it's not ecchi and instead a cheap MMPORG, then they'll just leave.
<Alkthash> Well yeah. But a few will stay around.
<TParadox> "BOOBIES! Oh, an MMO? Sure, why not."
<Alkthash> Oh wait I have to pay to do anything fun?
<TParadox> [[strike:It's just like real women!]]

<Haruspex> i just realized simcity isn't democratic

<Alicia> Fabulous moaning right here.

<Solstace> Clearly, the republican candidates should just all sleep with each other.  Everyone's life is made easier.

<IllFlower> Well, if I had a nickel for every morning I woke up and thought "maybe I shouldn't be running an IRC channel", I'd probably have five dollars by now.

<Nitya> IRC isn't a bitch, IRC is a beautiful woman, you just call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy