#925
<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.
<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.
<Miijhal> http://i.imgur.com/OOVIE.jpg vegeta what are you doing <Miijhal> that is not proper attire for a school teacher <Juan|TheWire> also why would you be in super saiyan mode while going for seductive school teacher <Juan|TheWire> shit don't make sense <Miijhal> it's to grade papers faster than the eye can see <Miijhal> he just chills out in the teacher's lounge warping all over the place while graded papers fall around him <Miijhal> until he encounters that one kids essay <Miijhal> he scribbles as fast as he can, summoning up a huge dust cloud <Miijhal> but when it fades away the paper is totally unphased <Miijhal> because it's not an essay at all but a scantron <Juan|TheWire> You seem to have given this a frightful amount of thought.
<Nitya> "Neuroscientist Sean O'Nuallain suggests that this very existence of synchronized gamma indicates that something akin to a singularity - or, to be more prosaic, a conscious experience - is occurring." what is with this article <Fiora> Singularities: conscious experiences? <Fiora> So black holes are really really big experiences? <Fiora> And if the black hole is charged sufficiently, the event horizon goes away, and it's a naked experience? And then sex happens, and we have to close the doors. <Fiora> Sorry I don't know where I'm going with this.
<ponicalica> Pulchra_Homines: The Bible is such an Evangelion ripoff
<Reyendo> You must be a rapist. <Reyendo> You rapist. <Reyendo> and a communist. <Reyendo> a rapist-communist. <Electivirus> Rapunist. <Reyendo> So, you rape while espousing marxist values? <Reyendo> Or do you marx while espousing rapist values? <TibetanFox> Hey, the communist bit is all you, Comrade. <TibetanFox> Now put on this Ushanka and bend over.
<Tibetanfox> My taxes pay for anime. On the Internet, I feel better about paying taxes now.
<FUCKYOUALL-kun> twistedbot: How are you? <twistedbot> FUCKYOUALL-kun: I am not a bot
<JBridge> I'm gonna have to slap a bitch. * ColorPrinter summons bitch to slap * ivoryRum bestows the title of Bitch Summoner on ColorPrinter.
<Rig> How do I convince someone to stop doing terrible things? <Juan> I normally recommend murder <Rig> Well, they're my boss. <Rig> And I don't think promotion works that way here. <IllFlower> Find a way to connect the consequences of said terrible thing to the literal end of the world. <Rig> Reinventing HTTP error codes? <IllFlower> "If it takes too much effort to use our API, nobody will use it and we'll all die starving and alone in the streets." <Rig> "Yeah, well, that's why you're all required to use it for our in-house projects." <IllFlower> "We'll lose tons of productivity, your manager will find out, and you'll die starving and alone in the streets." <Rig> He is the manager. ;-; There is only one person above him. <IllFlower> I'd keep hammering in the part where he inevitably dies starving and alone in the streets.
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