<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> oh wonderful, I knocked the ethernet cable loose again <Barcodrawing[Kitting]> this cable is awful. <RocketDude> Dang <RocketDude> Wait, how are you still talking to us <Barcodrawing[Kitting]> RocketDude: computers akimbo <RocketDude> Okay, I'm laughing at the image of a Neo clone spinning computer towers on his fingers <Barcodrawing[Kitting]> click *spinGRINGRINDGRINDINGNOISE* both towers now have broken hard drives
<LORd> Does anyone know of a girl with a customizable soundtrack, actually? <Barcode> a girl? <LORd> ... <LORd> *game <LORd> fuck you ponicalica this is totally your fault <ponicalica> only Buttercup gets to fuck me, sorry
<Iverum> I was told to stop working so hard. <Iverum> Even when I come to work late people still say I spend too much time at work. <Iverum> ;-; I don't know what they want from me anymore. <Nitya> Well then do your job, which is apparently not doing your job.
<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like? <Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help. <Barcodrawing> what
<TheBarcO> +ballot rigging <rollermine> TheBarcO: The vote is on! Your choices are: rigging.
* Iverum reads Barcodes origin story and imagines the old meaning of dork. <Nitya> Penis? <Iverum> Penis. <Barcode> I don't think anyone's penis has enough mass to break through even a window screen at thrown velocities <Iverum> You've never seen mine. <Barcode> also that would be tremendously bloody and great, mental images <Nitya> Just get a bundle of penises, tied together. <Nitya> Nobody said it was a human penis, anyway. <JBridge> Penile defenestration. <JBridge> Never thought I'd say that. <Barcode> yes, well, you tell me how a canadian gets a hold of an elephant cock <Nitya> Expertly?
<JBridge> And yeah, like I said. I lost a lot of blood a few days ago. <Charlatan> Ouch. <JBridge> Yeah. <JBridge> Some crazy person jammed a needle into me. <JBridge> I lost about a pint, I think. <Charlatan> THIS IS WHY I SCREEN MY COCAINE DEALERS AHEAD OF TIME <JBridge> Hey, at least I got juice and Cheez-Its out of it.
<IllFlower> "ivoryRum caressed $varia's soft face, the array blushing as he did so. 'Be gentle,' she said. 'This is my first time having something unshifted into me...'"
<YasakaKanako> HAHAHA MY ANGST COCK IS BIGGER AND BETTER THAN YOURS
<GMH> oh <GMH> i know what mindvirus to use as an audio avatar <GMH> Cirno's perfect math class <GMH> and yay at being protected from it due to my currently listening to something else <JBridge> ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU... <JBridge> AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU... <JBridge> AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE. <GMH> OH GAWD <GMH> HOW DARE YOU SIC THAT SONG ON ME <GMH> IN REVENGE I SHALL ASK YOU <GMH> DOES YOUR MILKSHAKE BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD?