<Nitya> miijhal, when you browse danbooru for a while, you get a pretty high standard for "porn". naked chick covered in dongs just isn't enough any more

<krrackknut> Is Mapi here?
<Nous> Mapi is here.  Mapi is there.  Mapi is everywhere.  You and I are Mapi.  You and I are one.  All are one with Mapi.  Mapi is one with all.
<Nous> That totally didn't sound creepy.

<Abyssinia> He's generally agreed to have invented firefighting, libraries, and prostitution, though.
<Abyssinia> And lightning.
<stiva> I heard he invented thinking.
<Abyssinia> That's actually an urban legend, he just applied for the first American patent on it.

<IllFlower> I didn't know Hikari carried handcuffs on her.
<IllFlower> She must be into some kinky stuff.
<Alicia> Oh my God, IllFlower.
<Alicia> You have to be prepared, man.
<IllFlower> Because opportunities for bondage could come at any moment. Got it.
<Alicia> NOOOO.
<Alicia> They're... magical.
<Alicia> >:C
<ponicalica> Magical bondage.  Got it.
<Alicia> OH GOD DAMN IT.
<Alicia> Who cares as long as they're under control.
<Alicia> Wait. Damn it.
* Alicia just shuts up now.

<TheWireblan> "If a virus killed everyone on earth except registered reddit users, what would society look like in 5 years?" I'd delete my account if I was warned beforehand

<jseblan> .decide |make coffee|Coffee is the only choice, the essence of life. Make coffee or perish
<feepbot> jseblan: Eh?

<Fiora> earlier today I was at the ralph's (kroger) and was in the frozen foods aisle
<Fiora> and there was literally a rack of godiva chocolates placed in front of the Lean Cuisine
<Fiora> they're horrible people

<Charlatan> *cheat joke
<Charlatan> CHEAP JOKE
<Charlatan> I CANNOT TYPE
<Barcode> have tyou even looked atm yfucking typoing
<Barcode> typoing --> was supposed to be typing

* Roland lives!
* jseblan shoots Roland
<jseblan> NO

<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> How many bots do we have on this channel already
<Estragon> There's Omnipresence, feepbot, Nitya, IllFlower, TropeBot, mapibot, and Spacebar.
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> There will come a time when just posting "lol" will trigger twenty "Command unrecognized" messages