<ponicalica> that's because you and 0+α haven't been here much :P
<Ritsu> i have been here
<Ritsu> i'm just busty
<Ritsu> *busy
<Ritsu> ...
<Ritsu> WAT

<Tibbles> Picking all this Tundra Cotton makes me glad I'm not playing a Redguard.

* Iverum reads Barcodes origin story and imagines the old meaning of dork.
<Nitya> Penis?
<Iverum> Penis.
<Barcode> I don't think anyone's penis has enough mass to break through even a window screen at thrown velocities
<Iverum> You've never seen mine.
<Barcode> also that would be tremendously bloody and great, mental images
<Nitya> Just get a bundle of penises, tied together.
<Nitya> Nobody said it was a human penis, anyway.
<JBridge> Penile defenestration.
<JBridge> Never thought I'd say that.
<Barcode> yes, well, you tell me how a canadian gets a hold of an elephant cock
<Nitya> Expertly?

* IllFlower hugs Mio-chan before throwing her out of the nearest window at high initial velocity: "fly, moe, fly!"
* Mio-chan squeals.

<Yubiseiharukana> miijhal is too busy playing... what was it... it involved vaginas
<Yubiseiharukana> Gundam. Right.

<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like?
<Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help.
<Barcodrawing> what

<zeroplusalpha> "Let x denote the lack of understanding demonstrated by zpa. Let y be the function of discussion by IRC. Deriving t = time from (x1, y1), how long will it take before zpa watches some moe anime instead?

<Solstace> Tzetze and I are so over.  That doesn't stop the shippers, though.
<Juan> sure you are, little buddy
<Arha> Solstace: I hope the breakup involved breaking his kneecaps
<Solstace> Arha: Have I ever mentioned that you're awesome, and so much better than IllFlower and Juan?
<Juan> geez, don't go for the rebound in front of us
<IllFlower> Seriously, that's a little disgusting. Surely you can be a little more considerate of Tzetze's feelings. Or just not-desperate in general.

<Nitya> blamspam: you gonna pop up every time I mention penises?
<blamspam> nooo
<Nitya> you continue to deny the penis mojo
<blamspam> It's late enough that penises are officially the funniest thing ever
<blamspam> I'm laughing just thinking about it
<blamspam> oogly noogly penises
<blamspam> what would you do if your penis had a dolphin face on the end?
[Later...]
<Nitya> blamspam is very sensitive about her extreme penis girth

<Barcodrawing> are they flammable? is there that much farts in a human body