<Alicia> I feel like I just realized how powerful underboob is

<Tibetanfox> Charlatan: Exactly. Games should not make you jump through too many hoops to let you turn into a bear.

<saladofstones> last time I QDB'd something I broke it
<saladofstones> and I don't think the all-mighty Illflower will stand for it again
<RocketDude> Just try it again.
<RocketDude> I'd do it, but lazy
<saladofstones> if I break everything I blame barcode
<Nitya> And barcode can blame Jackerel, thus completing the cycle.
<saladofstones> and then jackerel can get banned for our sins
<RocketDude> But who will Jackerel blame?
<Nitya> It doesn't matter because we'll kickban him because he's obviously lying and it was his fault.
<Barcode> forgive us, Vater, for we do not know what we do.

<Cultist> "2244096 hours later" this fucking comic.
<Cultist> @wa 2244096 hours
<Omnipresence> Cultist: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: 2244096 hours [...] — Comparisons as time: ~~ 1.3 × approximate time one would have to lie (+321 more characters)
<jseblan> can you @more? I'm curious about that last part
<Cultist> @more
<Omnipresence> Cultist: supine before a bird would poop in one's mouth (~~ 200 yr ) [...]
<jseblan> ...
<Cultist> snort

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<jseblan> Dishes Gone Wild: College Spork Edition Vol.4

<Kanade> they do say birds of the same feather fuck together
<Kanade> *flock
<Kanade> I MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> I TOTALLY MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> SERIOUSLY
<Kanade> oh god damn it

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<GuitarBizarre> GET OUUUUUUUUT!
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<GuitarBizarre> ...
<GuitarBizarre> Not him...

<Alicia> Touché.
<Picea> Truthché, Alicia.
<ponicalica> @topic dropping truthbombs left and right
<HederaHelix> What do truthbombs contain, truth? Or explosives?
<ponicalica> yes

<Rotty>  Divine penis blood, coursing through your veins.
<Kashchei> sounds like a metal song
<SyntheticPsephology> No, it sounds like something Wicked would Google here at intervals for no discernable reason.

<AliceTensei  "If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand" Hime?
[seconds later]
<RocketDude> Also, obviously, you have to find an anime character and make them understand that your son is "using Quake"
<AliceTensei> Hmm. Does the emperor of Japan have a daughter?
<AliceTensei> Ah. Yes he does.
<AliceTensei> So clearly, we need to find his daughter, and inform her about Quake.