<Nitya> Porn with dialogue entirely in sonnet form.
<GuitarBizarre> ...
<GuitarBizarre> I'd watch that.
<blamspam> Sexy.

<Tibetanfox> I mean, I know what gay porn is, but I don't know fuck about this new Pokemon.

<StarGirl00> I bought an umbrella today
<Noimporta> Why did you buy an umbrella? Canada is so cold it rains icicles, you need chainmail, not an umbrella!
<Fluid> Now I kinda feel old :/
<Noimporta> Fluid: Why? You were around when chainmail was fashionable?

<taelor> Is it bad that by the end, I started shipping the cartoon characters in my Japanese textbook?
<CTrombley> "Is it bad ... shipping ... ?" Yes.

<bloodpouch> i know it's winnipeg, but does it have to be so *cold* during the summer?
<iamathousandapples> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs_eMqI1MIQ
<Omnipresence> URL (1/1): YouTube - Winnipeg is a frozen shithole

<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.

<IllFlower> Hm, people are talking about over-Americanized subs. I'm tempted to form a Real American(tm) sub group in response.
<IllFlower> "We also take offense to the increase in 'Americanization' of fansubs, but for a different reason: these so-called 'American' subs in no way represent true conservative American values, as our Founding Fathers intended. We at Real America Subs want to correct this grievous wrong."
<IllFlower> "Q: Why are you subtitling Japanese television shows? Aren't you just supporting the exporting of our entertainment industry and taking away American jobs? // A: We believe that the Japanese entertainment industry would not exist had America not brought democracy to the country after World War II; thus, anime is actually American, and any claims otherwise are an affront to American exceptionalism."
<IllFlower> "Q: How am I supposed to find your releases? They're not on BitTorrent or XDCC. // A: BitTorrent is socialism in disguise, as it asks us to rely on our peers and redistribute our wealth through the practice of 'seeding'. Conservasubs believes that the free market should be allowed to determine a price for our subtitles. If you would like a copy, please send $750 to P.O. Box 1846, St. Petersburg, FL 33701."

<Barcode[out]> Fiora: you should try red alert.~
<Nitya> Hey, that's a real tilde, not "tilde", or "tee eye ell dee ee" or "tee ee ee ee aye ee ee ell ell dee ee ee ee ee" or something.
<Barcode[out]> Yes, but I included punctuation before the tilde, disrupting its power.

<Fiora> is there such a thing as over-parmesaning anything?
<Fiora> that sounds impossible, like over-sushiing. or over-chocolating.
<IllFlower> "Sir, we accidentally put too much parmesan into the nuclear reactor."
<IllFlower> "How much did you put in there?"
<IllFlower> "About ten grams."
<IllFlower> "How much were you supposed to put in there?"
<IllFlower> "Uh... none, sir."
<IllFlower> "So what's going to happen?"
<IllFlower> "Well, the ship's going to have some exhaust problems for the next couple of hours..."
<IllFlower> "Goddammit, I *knew* I shouldn't have bought the lactose-intolerant engine."

<Suke> Solstace.
<Suke> I want you inside me
* Solstace thrusts his hands inside Suke's abdomen, and begins to massage him from the inside.