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#317

Rated 69 by 19 users
<GMH> okay, give me a noun that you think fits "easily fooled"
<Darxzero> Voters

#991

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> blamspam: you gonna pop up every time I mention penises?
<blamspam> nooo
<Nitya> you continue to deny the penis mojo
<blamspam> It's late enough that penises are officially the funniest thing ever
<blamspam> I'm laughing just thinking about it
<blamspam> oogly noogly penises
<blamspam> what would you do if your penis had a dolphin face on the end?
[Later...]
<Nitya> blamspam is very sensitive about her extreme penis girth

#27

Rated 60 by 10 users
<ponicalica> are you going to look up Vocaloid lesbian incest rape?
<IllFlower> You know, I just realized that I read over that sentence without batting an eye. I keep having these moments of self-realization where I go "what is /wrong/ with me?"
<IllFlower> Then I blissfully ignore this self-realization and go on with my life.

#543

Rated 56 by 9 users
<feep> using (ec, delta) { turn-left-x; turn-up-y; } // *MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA*
<feep> generally
<feep> if the comments start doing the maniacal laughter, that's a bad sign.

#1124

Rated 70 by 9 users
<zeroplusalpha> Well I think so far the crown in gratuitous serialisation is still FF. We're at what, XV now?
<zeroplusalpha> Pretty soon they're going to have to start using hexadecimal, in which case I eagerly await FFFF, the 255th iteration.

#272

Rated 46 by 19 users
<JBridge> So yeah.
<JBridge> Back to Macross.
<JBridge> Er, MAKOROSU.
<GMH> did you just PURPOSELY CALL A SERIES WITH A COMPETENT ENGLISH NAME BY JAPANGRISH?
<GMH> JBRIDGE?
JBridge> YES?
<GMH> YOU
<GMH> YOU
<GMH> DOUBLE OTAKUR

#1053

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Saladofstones> well it might be cool to say I studied in Cuba but I doubt that could work for my major
<Juan> but what if
<Juan> you KILL CASTRO during your tenure as a cuban international student
<Juan> what if that
<Saladofstones> holy fuck I'd be the director of the FBI for life
<Saladofstones> I'd probably get my own private guantanamo
<Juan> Saladanamo
<Saladofstones> Prepare to get stoned
<Juan> "We combine our war crimes with our stones to give you a fine torture experience"

#744

Rated 44 by 3 users
< Quadrangularis> "Given a certain prime set, with general element pi,j; under the inversion operation, pi,j→I(pi, 12 - j); that is, each element of the prime set is mapped into an element with identical order number but with set number the complement (mod.12) [sic] of the original set number." yep that's how music works
< ponicalica>  what's a prime set
< Runaround> @w prime set >! Wikipedia has the answer.
<@Omnipresence> : Wikipedia: Optimus Prime: Optimus Prime is a character from the Transformers franchise. Prime is the leader of the Autobots, a faction of transforming rob... — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimus_Prime

#799

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Barcode> My problem with autonomous cars starts and ends at "why not jsut take the fucking bus, it's more efficient and hsould go to just about as many places"
<Solstace> And thus the autonomous bus was invented.
<Barcode> bus-casuals.
<Barcode> (no, really. that'd be fine by me)
<Solstace> pffft
<zeroplusalpha> Actually, in central London at most times during the day it's more efficient to walk.
<Nitya> I have to walk several miles to get to the nearest stop :<
<Barcode> Yes, but rural area
<Solstace> Well, we live in the middle of nowhere.
<Nitya> :<
<Solstace> YOu even moreso than me.
<Barcode> ruralites will beh ereby doomed to horseback
<Barcode> autonomous horses
<Nitya> that would be funny if it wasn't true.
<Nitya> there is so much horse crap around here you don't even know
<Nitya> I think at least 20% of the average horse's body mass is excrement, it's the only explanation

#500

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Yukihime> "JackMackerel held the knife in his left hand, which was trembling violently enough to blur. 'I loved you! I loved you, but you never acknowledged me, you stopped returning my calls, you ignored me when I said "hi"... this is it! if you won't accept me, then I can't accept you!'
<Yukihime> "he lunged at Nitya with the blade, but only managed to swipe at thin air. Nitya grabbed his arm, knocking him down to the ground with the efficiency of a martial arts master. 'I didn't want to hate you, Jack. even if I couldn't love, I thought I could keep myself from falling into that pit of ill regard. that's why... I stayed away. to keep myself from having to hate you... but it's too late now, isn't it?' "