[swapping Nintendo friend codes] <jseblan> xxxx-xxxx-6699 <Alicia> Best last four digits. <ponicalica> better than 6969? <ponicalica> 6969 has *two* happy couples <jseblan> yeah or you could consider that 6699 is an actual foursome while 6969 they're just each doing their own thing
<RocketDude> How often is Omni updated, anyways? <Cultist> Lately IllFlower's been putting it off due to being busy or being lazy or secretely a pile of pancakes or something <RocketDude> Secret pancake man! Secret pancake man! Giving you a napkin, and taking away your name!
<IllFlower> Even knowing what these measures actually are, every time I read "we're going to have to resort to extreme measures," I think "VAMPIRISM"
<Barcode> My problem with autonomous cars starts and ends at "why not jsut take the fucking bus, it's more efficient and hsould go to just about as many places" <Solstace> And thus the autonomous bus was invented. <Barcode> bus-casuals. <Barcode> (no, really. that'd be fine by me) <Solstace> pffft <zeroplusalpha> Actually, in central London at most times during the day it's more efficient to walk. <Nitya> I have to walk several miles to get to the nearest stop :< <Barcode> Yes, but rural area <Solstace> Well, we live in the middle of nowhere. <Nitya> :< <Solstace> YOu even moreso than me. <Barcode> ruralites will beh ereby doomed to horseback <Barcode> autonomous horses <Nitya> that would be funny if it wasn't true. <Nitya> there is so much horse crap around here you don't even know <Nitya> I think at least 20% of the average horse's body mass is excrement, it's the only explanation
<Alkthash> You're on the internet. <Alkthash> You have porn.
<ponicalica> (dunno why though. I'm a butt.) <Fiora> if you are a butt, you are like, the cutest butt ever. <SpruceZeus> Hear that? Fiora likes your butt. <buttercupistiny> he's definitely a butt. <Fiora> THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT <ponicalica> suuuuuuure it's not <Fiora> I haven't even seen his butt ~_~ nor do I particularly care about butts <SpruceZeus> Do it Fiora. Touch the butt. * Fiora slaps SpruceZeus across the face <Fiora> there, I touched a butt <buttercupistiny> ahahahahahaha * ponicalica hifives Fiora
<IllFlower> you know, in fifteen years I'm going to be hearing about how one of the UC campuses has set up a pornography studies department with a certain Joel Button as its chairman <IllFlower> I'll look at the papers out of morbid curiosity and go, "that's the first time I've ever seen the word 'autofellatio' in a citation"
<IllFlower> Oh, we can recruit Nitya as our second voice actor. Nitya, can you say "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~"? <Nitya> if you give me a tongue depresser <IllFlower> Not that kind of "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~". More of the kind that you would make when ivoryRum violates your innocence.
<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises <qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth <saladofstones> but <saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this
<Barcodrawing> The realization that Tribes brought me regarding these projectiles actually made me very uninterested in shooters that weren't Tribes, for a while.
<Nitya> FPSs: misleading physics students since 1992
<Nitya> ("wait, so you can have two things at the same place but at different heights?")
<Barcodrawing> That was one of the proofs the Church had that the world was flat
<Barcodrawing> nobody had ever been found above someone else in the same place! how could the world be round
<Nitya> "are you implying there could be a race of mole-men, Gallileo??"
<Barcodrawing> "Why, of course! Haven't you played Gears of War?"