<EnglishIvy> Keffiyehs are hideous. <EnglishIvy> And anybody who wears one is a tool. <JackMackerel> Even in sandstorms? <JackMackerel> AND THE MIDDLE EAST~? <Tseng> "middle east" should not be suffixed with a tilde <GMH> ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST IS OOTACO <GMH> ...if only. <GMH> "Gaza is our land!" <GMH> "No, Gaza is OURS!" <GMH> "HEY YOU TWO, NEW HARUHI DVDS!" <Puffin> Gaza~n
<Noimporta> It's rather amazing how GuitarBizarre somehow always ends up being the lesser of two evils. * GuitarBizarre grins <Nitya> I think he has a gypsy blessing or something.
<IllFlower> My eyes, they are full of code... >_> <IllFlower> I've put 336 lines of code into Omnipresence in the past day. It's probably time for a break... <JBridge> Weakling! <Zizoz> That's less than one line every four minutes!
<Solstace> But I'm waiting to do that until I have the body at a satisfactory point.
<Gon> RAPTORS ARE SMARTER THAN YOUR FACE ARHA <Gon> >:| <Arha> My face doesn't have a brain <Arha> That's not a great accomplishment <Arha> I removed it and put it in my penis instead <Arha> two heads are better than one
<Nitya> video game joke, libertarian joke, music joke, electronics joke, music joke <GMH> Why did Mario cross the road? To get to the Princess! Why was the Princess on the other side of the road? Because her job was over there! Why was her job over there? Because she gets so few gigs as an oboist! Why does she get so few gigs as a oboist? Because her case didn't contain a bigger hard drive! Why didn't her case contain a bigger hard drive? Because her instrument's repertoire is so small!
[Saladofstones is playing ArmA] <Saladofstones> well <Saladofstones> this was something <Saladofstones> here we are in a tank, not any tank <Saladofstones> but a variant of tank specifically designed to fight other tanks, so we have three layers of armor <Saladofstones> one taliban with a grenade launcher gets a lucky hit, our ammo cooks off and we all die <Saladofstones> thats 500 million dollars well spent, Pentagon <Saladofstones> Someone got their 72 virgins instantly today <Haruspex> oneshotting a tank is worth at least a few virgins imo <Saladofstones> whats worse is that an APC survived a direct hit from my HEAT <Saladofstones> what happened is that our hyper velocity rounds are too fast <Saladofstones> so it went in one side of its thin armor and out the other and took out a tree <Haruspex> gotta go slow... and... armor piercingly <Saladofstones> I think this tank is either cursed or the spirit of technoallah was with the taliban today <Haruspex> also i thought the point of HEAT rounds was that they exploded while inside or something <Saladofstones> yup <Haruspex> you had one job heat round <Saladofstones> but the problem being it needs a specific set of circumstances to explode <Haruspex> but nooooo, gotta blow up a tree <Saladofstones> apparantely armor made of cardboard doesn't count <Haruspex> yeah, they expect thicker armor than a shitty apc has, right?
<Motoko> It's the hidden downside of being a magical girl. After staying up all night fighting evil, you have to rely on... um, *other* kinds of fairy dust just to stay awake during the day.
<ponicalica> that's because you and 0+α haven't been here much :P <Ritsu> i have been here <Ritsu> i'm just busty <Ritsu> *busy <Ritsu> ... <Ritsu> WAT
<IllFlower> this intermixing of women's volleyball and mech conversations is providing me with some very, very strange mental images <Adri_> QUICK somebody find Women's Volleyball Mechs! <RocketDude> Mech Volleyball, discontinued after 187 spectators were killed in an accident at the Zanzibar Nationals