<IllFlower> it wasn't my plan to RP a sarcastic character. it just happens when you're cast alongside JBridge and JackMackerel :p

<Barcode> fan...fanta....roll.......get it
<feepbot> Barcode: I do not understand .......get it!
<Barcode> that's too fucking bad, feepbot

<feep> that should really have been on gfycat
<feep> http://gfycat.com/LongBeneficialCock
<feep> I DID NOT PICK THAT NAME

<StarGirl00> I bought an umbrella today
<Noimporta> Why did you buy an umbrella? Canada is so cold it rains icicles, you need chainmail, not an umbrella!
<Fluid> Now I kinda feel old :/
<Noimporta> Fluid: Why? You were around when chainmail was fashionable?

<Miyabi> I just made the weirdest typo ever.
<Miyabi> I was trying to get to facebook, and ended up typing "keanu reeves" instead.
<VerticalPig> Oh, that's like how every time I want to type "I have no life and I should be doing something else" I end up doing "/connect EsperNet; /j #yackfest"

<saladofstones> what the fuck
<saladofstones> I get back on skype
<saladofstones> and I hear moaning from the mic of an anime girl then triumphant music
<saladofstones> did I just hear patroitc hentai?
<JBridge> Wait, what?
<JBridge> Patriotic hentai?
<JBridge> Are you reading Viva Freedom
<hacking> porno comics for Metal Wolf Chaos
<Charlatan> @g skippy especially patriotic porn

<Nitya> this encoding has "false" as the thing that returns its first argument.  >:/
<ponicalica> Nitya: lambda calculus?
<Nitya> ski, but yeah.
<ponicalica> tribes: functional programming

<Solstace> "wading through a sea of dongs" sounds like it could be a line in a rap.
<Iverum> Or a trip to China.

<StarGirl00> At least this guy got to the point
<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: female ?
    You: yes
    Stranger: would you plz rate my dick ? it would mean alot to me :/ plz be honest
   [You have disconnected.]

<IllFlower> Even knowing what these measures actually are, every time I read "we're going to have to resort to extreme measures," I think "VAMPIRISM"