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<Matrix> i would say you guys are weird but you're tropers it's a given
<Matrix> i would say you guys are weird but you're tropers it's a given
<SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I don't get people's hatred of 'fujoshi' <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> I can't go 5 steps on /a/ without someone lamenting them <IllFlower> I think it's just tribalism. <IllFlower> Like G.R.O.S.S. from Calvin and Hobbes, except less funny and more sad. <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh okay <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> well when you're sadder than a deranged blonde kid who talks to animals <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> ... <SuperHighschoolLevelSaladHope> oh my god replace hobbes with waifus and you have /jp/
<IllFlower> Solstace: I *know*, right? this entire series is just... you know all those fucks that various image macros depict people not giving? those are all the fucks I am whatting right now
<Barcode> i live in a static discharge hell. just a constant fucking electron bukkake.
<GoggleFox> With 1/2 the calories and saturated sin of natural Satan it's I Can't Believe It's Not Satan! For the soul-conscious mortal.
<Alkthash> {{May contain evil}}
<Untaxidermist> I wonder how many people in the world are genuinely turned on by the idea of snuggling while playing Pokemon. <Solstace> Probably every nerd who grew up with pokemon >.< <Untaxidermist> So I have this idea for a brothel...
<saladofstones> And so the matous said, and let be known, let us be a dick to orphans because it powers our magecraft, amen <Nova> "I only have to refuse to feed.... twenty-six more starving orphans and I'll advance to Rank 7!" <Nova> "I am so close to Rank 8 I can almost smell it. I think I'll go kick a puppy, that'll get me up there." <saladofstones> "If I cause a baby to cry five more times, I'll get +5 to my magic stat" <JBridge> I thought that'd bump up CHA, if anything. <Nova> "If I steal candy from eleven more babies, I'll get +3 Strength, but I dunno, man. Strength is my dump stat, maybe it'd be better to work on my Magic some more."
<bloodpouch> i know it's winnipeg, but does it have to be so *cold* during the summer? <iamathousandapples> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs_eMqI1MIQ <Omnipresence> URL (1/1): YouTube - Winnipeg is a frozen shithole
<Chadrahan> Maybe we could find some way to evacuate the atmosphere from orbit, so as to asphyxiate the angels. <Barcode> Do they breathe? <Barcode> I suppose so. <Wilhelm> considering orbital Angels <Wilhelm> I'm not sure that'd work <Chadrahan> One way to find out. <Barcode> orbital angels —> And use the oxygen to pump up and blow up the orbital Angels. A la dig dug <Barcode> the air* <Chadrahan> Exactly. <Chadrahan> Evangelion is just a fancier Dig Dug.
<Wicked223> @g in the solstace's bayou group of indigenous peoples, cannibalism is an important rite of passage, usually involving a gigantic battle to the death, followed by devouring the losers and a giant orgy with girls and stuff <Solstace> We call it Mardi Gras.