<IllFlower> Good morning, zeroplusalpha. How's the marketing copy treating you? ;) <zeroplusalpha> OK, that's scary, you remembered something I said buried under a discussion about indie computer games from yesterday. <IllFlower> If you pretend I'm a computer like everyone else does, it becomes slightly less scary. <zeroplusalpha> Uh, I *did* pretend. Now I'm not so sure it's necessary to. <JuanCarlos> So you mean to say that a sentient computer is not scary at all
<Iverum> Fake difficulty and sodomy! <Iverum> The best game ever. <GoggleFox> It's less so when you get deep enough. <Iverum> Sounds like a gay bar.
<Solstace> .decide call | don't call *** feepbot has left irc.esper.net (Ping timeout: 195 seconds) <Solstace> Wimp.
<Solstace> ponicalica: >:|||||||| <Nitya> yeah, ponicalica, greater than colon series of pipes. <HederaHelix> Uh oh, Solstace has eight mouths! Run! <Lin_Chong> The crawling chaos. <RocketDude> We always knew that Solstace was an abomination under that bishie skin <Barcode> abishonenation <Nitya> bishbomination. <jseblan> From His eight mouth screams the End of Man, and it spews flames of great heat. The Solstace comes and with it our doom, and great music.
<TParadox> Liberal Christians are liberal because of what their religion says about the world. Conservative Christians are conservative because of what the world says about their religion.
<Lin_Chong> What is best in life? <Rig> Fat blunts.
<Fiora> A bra that encourages bouncing and jiggling doesn't sound like it's doing a very good job as a bra >_> <Barcode[MWLLsetup]> No no no, yo usee, it stops said jiggling by absorbing the energy like a normal braw, but it converts it into electricity instead of- * Barcode[MWLLsetup] wonders if it's Heat <Fiora> So it's basically a sports bra hooked up to a generator of some sort? <Barcode[MWLLsetup]> I'm assuming so. <RocketDude> So, it's a shock absorber for boobs. Got it.
<TParadox> :explode *** Jack quit (Quit: Jack's computer exploded!!)
<Nitya> IllFlower, I.... I have something to confess. Ever since I first saw your shimmering Monospace on my screen, I've had... urges. You're just so beautiful. I want to shuck those twin l's with my slithering man-meat.
<IllFlower> With the number of people who just enjoy messing with some heads, I've just taken to flipping a coin every time I need to use a gender pronoun. <IllFlower> I might need to switch to a six-sided die at some point, since the field of options seems to have widened.