Room 208

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#392

Rated 30 by 4 users
<JackMackerel> YOU'RE WAY TOOOO BEAUTIIIIFULLLL GIRL. THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVAR WORK. YOU MAKE ME
<JackMackerel> SUCIDALLL
<JackMackerel> SUICIDALLL
<JackMackerel> WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVERRRR
<goodtimesfreegrog> Well, now that you've brought my attention to that song, I DO want to kill myself.

#962

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Motoko> It's the hidden downside of being a magical girl. After staying up all night fighting evil, you have to rely on... um, *other* kinds of fairy dust just to stay awake during the day.

#693

Rated 38 by 5 users
<YuleSequitur> You know what's stupid?
<YuleSequitur> Right-wingers seem to actually be genuinely outraged and surprised that teacher's assemblies are incredibly left-wing.
<YuleSequitur> What the fuck do you expect? You put a bunch of overeducated, underpaid public-sector workers together in a room, you should be thankful they don't decide to take up arms and overthrow the government.
<Kaliayev> especially when the last 6 months has seen a concerted attack on teachers from those very same right wing sources. then again, they were the people who brought us "we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?", so, you know...
<YuleSequitur> That should be added before any mention of the GOP primary debates: "From the people who brought you 'we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?' it's the GOP PRIMARY DEBATES! Chapter 17!"

#1096

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.

#762

Rated 21 by 1 user
<Spacethash> So wait, in that game would Skrillex be a Paradigm member that is attempting to subvert Iroquois magic and hobo rituals and who must be shot on sight?

#1052

Rated 70 by 9 users
[discussing how the German "Laden" means "shop"]
<Saladofstones> Osama Bin-Shopping Center
<Saladofstones> always having a blowout sale

#773

Rated 23 by 5 users
01:13:42 <Solstace> Oh, god, I'm getting sucked into the world of Penguindrum analysis.
01:13:44 <Solstace> >.>
01:14:14 <Spacethash> It could be worse Solstace.
01:14:20 <JBridge> Yeah.
01:14:20 <Solstace> You're right.
01:14:25 <Solstace> It could be Evangelion analysis.
01:14:25 <JBridge> You could be analyzing Eva.

#1288

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Alicia> I feel like I just realized how powerful underboob is

#418

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Arisaka> Crap, now I'm imagining Moot in a Vita costume weilding Graf Eisen with B& printed on it.

#544

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Jimbobbowilly> .deicide Allah|Vishnu|Ahura Mazda