<GMH> OKAY
<GMH> WHO MADE THE REALLY BIG JUNK THREAD?
<sporkaganza> Be more specific. There are a lot of those.

<AliceTensei  "If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand" Hime?
[seconds later]
<RocketDude> Also, obviously, you have to find an anime character and make them understand that your son is "using Quake"
<AliceTensei> Hmm. Does the emperor of Japan have a daughter?
<AliceTensei> Ah. Yes he does.
<AliceTensei> So clearly, we need to find his daughter, and inform her about Quake.

<Lin_Chong18> Most people don't insert their fingers in their anuses at the thought of harmonicas. There are individuals who do, and that's fine, but most don't.

<Myrdradek> So something I've learned from philosophy and marxist twitter
<Myrdradek> Is that whenever people start using the words "concrete" and "material" they are about to throw a fuckton of abstraction at you

<Puffin> also, I tried raw milk for the first time today. very tasty. go bribe a farmer and get some
<Haven> Sounds like a raw deal
<FTLIicia> That was udderly hilarious.
<Juan> what is wrong with you people
<FTLIicia> Everything.

<Cultist>  well WHATEVER you're not good enough for my spontaneous bird ejaculations anyway
<Barcode[WoT]>  birds with premature ejaculations. a very narrow pharmaceutical market

<Yuan|Cooking> Drat.
<Yuan|Cooking> I don't know which wine to add. 
<Solstace> Add the most expensive one you can find.
<Solstace> That way, if it turns out bad, you can call it an acquired taste.

<Jack> look
<Jack> fuck you and you're spelling
<Jack> I'm just going to come up with my own loanguage
<Jack> it will be like english
<Jack> but it will be spelled however if ukcing please

<BonSequitur> ...
<BonSequitur> Seriously, now.
<BonSequitur> I look up 'arabesque' in dA.
<BonSequitur> What do I get? PORN!
<Gyges> Bon
<Gyges> It's the internet
<Gyges> You are complaining about water being wet

<Abyssinia> He's generally agreed to have invented firefighting, libraries, and prostitution, though.
<Abyssinia> And lightning.
<stiva> I heard he invented thinking.
<Abyssinia> That's actually an urban legend, he just applied for the first American patent on it.