<zeroplusalpha> What is my sudden obsession with quintuplets???

<Yume> the more i stare at this gaussian curve 
<Yume> the more i imagine it to be a really fat penis

<Arha> I just don't think I like the idea of explosives on my cock

<Myrdradek> Let me tell you about running as fast as you can and staying still: The Myrdradek story
<Nitya> oh, good that you got a working treadmill
<Barcode> ^
<ponicalica> ^
<Section42L> ^

<Lin_Chong> Back from my older brother's surprise twenty-fourth.
<Barcode> "he just got older on us unexpectedly"
<Lin_Chong> It was pretty fun. Got to drink white wine and pear cider.
<Lin_Chong> When he was stunned in surprise, we got his girlfriend to take his wallet and phone out, as well as removed his shoes.
<Lin_Chong> And then we threw him in the pool.
<Lin_Chong> I called it a "baptism".
<Barcode> more fun than most baptisms
<Juan> baptisms ain't shit
<Juan> baptisms by fire on the other hand
<Barcode> yeah as a kid they just kind of dipped me in napalm
<jseblan> that explains so much

<Saladofstones> there was a saga of mendel and anne frank becoming a couple
<Haven> that's allele too much to handle

<Lin_Chong> The hell are bugs supposed to do?
<Nitya> bugs aren't supposed to do anything. the world is meaningless and directionless. they can only live or die, verbs we have attached to their states we see.
<Myrmidon> Bugs do bug things
<Lin_Chong> Well someone's been drinking from the existential well again.
<Lin_Chong> Or did you drink from the Well of Despair?
<Nitya> i drank from the well of annoying quantum homework
<Lin_Chong> Understandable. My apologies.

<GMH> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MISSED IT IT ENDED AT 5 PM AND I WAS OUT THE WHOLE DAY
<GMH> WHAT AM I SPENDING FOOOOOOOOOR
<HederaHelix> You could still just buy the game.
<Nitya> steam destroys people's minds, ivy
<Nitya> it's turning gamers into stereotypical sitcom housewives, hoarding coupons and going store to store looking for "deals"
<Nitya> but all from the same store
<HederaHelix> That is a rather unsettling concept.

<IllFlower> "YOU DON'T GET TO 500 MILLION SLEEP DEPRIVED RAMBLES WITHOUT MAKING A FEW SENSICAL COMMENTS"

<ponicalica> .decide GuitarBizarre | lolicon
<Noimporta> <feepbot> ponicalica: GuitarBizarre is indeed a lolicon