Room 208

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#1283

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<Haruspex> it smells crappy
<Haruspex> -- my hot take on pot
<PacificTrashVortex> more like a hot toke

#4

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<SpruceZeus> HOLY JUMPED-UP JUNIPER ON AN EXPRESSWAY
<SpruceZeus> YOU LEAF-EATING SON OF A SIDEWALK
<SpruceZeus> YOU MANGY IMPROPERLY CALIBRATED BEARER OF AN ECHIDNA
<SpruceZeus> MAY ALL YOUR TOENAILS TURN PURPLE AND YOUR NEIGHBORS SING CHER'S GREATEST HITS UNTIL YOU GO COMPLETELY INSANE

#77

Rated 60 by 21 users 
<GuitarBizarre> I BLAME ZE FRENCH
<GuitarBizarre> With their stripy flag and their fine wines!
<GuitarBizarre> Staying over there, sending us their womenfolk!
<GuitarBizarre> wait no thats wrong
<GuitarBizarre> COMING OVER HERE, STEALING OUR WOMEN!
<GuitarBizarre> wait no, also wrong...
<GuitarBizarre> ENGAGING IN SCHRODINGERS IMMIGRANT!

#374

Rated 45 by 9 users 
<JackMackerel> WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO VEGETABLES
<JackMackerel> YOU KNOW HOW TO EAT, AND SO DO I
<GMH> A BALANCED DIET'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF
<GMH> YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY CHICKEN FRY
<GMH> I....JUST WANNA TELL YOU WHAT I'M EATING
<GMH> GOTTA GIVE YOU...DIGESTION
<JackMackerel> AAAAND IF I TELL YOU WHAT I'M EATING
<JackMackerel> DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TOO, FULL TO EAT

#628

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<feep> :ahem:
<feep> identity equals record of work
<feep> thank you
<feep> (yes that means consciousness is basically bitcoin)
<feep> (yes that means you can build a currency on it)
<Hopper> Logical conclusion, everybody is inflated pigheads in the future

#403

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<blamspam> Pretty alright. I just watched Vampires Suck at a gift exchange.
<blamspam> It was entirely what I expected.
<blamspam> (Seltzer and Friedberg)
<Lin_Chong> Which is to suck.
<Lin_Chong> SLURP SLURP SLURP

#329

Rated 64 by 16 users 
*** GuitarBizarre is now known as KittyBiz
*** KittyBiz is now known as PhoneBizarre
*** PhoneBizarre is now known as SleepyBiz
*** SleepyBiz is now known as ShowerBiz
<TParadox> Next one should be BannedBiz

#60

Rated 56 by 9 users 
<IllFlower> My eyes, they are full of code... >_>
<IllFlower> I've put 336 lines of code into Omnipresence in the past day. It's probably time for a break...
<JBridge> Weakling!
<Zizoz> That's less than one line every four minutes!

#546

Rated 41 by 8 users 
<ivoryRum> > rape gloves
<feepbot> ivoryRum: It looks like someone got here before you judging by the fluid. You don't really want sloppy seconds. You have more class than that.

#925

Rated 41 by 8 users 
<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.