<IllFlower> With the number of people who just enjoy messing with some heads, I've just taken to flipping a coin every time I need to use a gender pronoun. <IllFlower> I might need to switch to a six-sided die at some point, since the field of options seems to have widened.
<ponicalica> I remember when I first saw "asl" and though it was something like dsl <Xeniera> analog subscriber line <Xeniera> internet in a steampunk world <Xeniera> packets sent via clockwork <Xeniera> incredibly high latencies
<Solstace> ponicalica: >:|||||||| <Nitya> yeah, ponicalica, greater than colon series of pipes. <HederaHelix> Uh oh, Solstace has eight mouths! Run! <Lin_Chong> The crawling chaos. <RocketDude> We always knew that Solstace was an abomination under that bishie skin <Barcode> abishonenation <Nitya> bishbomination. <jseblan> From His eight mouth screams the End of Man, and it spews flames of great heat. The Solstace comes and with it our doom, and great music.
<IllFlower> "Thanks. Get any new books in recently?" <IllFlower> "No, sorry. I'll let you know when we do, though." <IllFlower> *flashbacks to the Mass Effect dialogue wheel* <Iverum> I like to imagine my conversations as Mass Effect choices. There's one where I'm a righteous dick, there's one where I'm boring, and then there's the one where I'm a sarcastic prick. <IllFlower> Is there one where you're not a bunch of prerecorded selections? <Iverum> Nope.
<Haruspex> i took the test and got INFP <Haruspex> i'm not sure i've ever heard of someone not getting INFsomething, at least on the internet <Haruspex> i like that i'm apparently both introspective and turbulent <Haruspex> so i don't talk but when i do i punch you
<IllFlower> Time is just a chain that binds me to the present. <IllFlower> Or, it's summer and sleeping on a regular schedule is for pussies. Pick one.
<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> @topic Saltybet is the most pointless, ridiculous, absurd waste of time yet invented thus far. It's also hilarious. Watch it. <Omnipresence> SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan: Topic messages may not exceed 96 characters in length. <SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> @topic MY DICK EXCEEDS 96 CHARACTERS IN LENGTH. * Omnipresence has changed the topic to: Read me first: https://room208.org/yackfest/ | <SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> MY DICK EXCEEDS 96 CHARACTERS IN LENGTH. <SpruceZeus> that is basically the most charlatan thing <SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> SpruceZeus: *tips hat*
<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni. <Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back. <Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls. <Iverum> Welp. <Iverum> We can leave now. <Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace. <Xeniera> Hahahahahaha <Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.
<jseblandTheftAuto> "don't choke on the bone fragments" b- but- it's a salad <Generality> Salads can have bones. <saladofstones> I should know
<zeroplusalpha> Maybe in like five years we'll have COD XIII-2: People's Liberation for make benefit for glory of People's Republic.