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<sporkaganza> Anyway it has Jon Lovitz in it so it's awesome.
<sporkaganza> And Phil Hartman. Yay.
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<Noimporta> Wow, she sure must hate Jon Lovitz.

<Nitya> fez put me in the worst possible psychological state: mad about video games. now i'm in the second worst state: has an idea for a video game

<IllFlower> And up and down the internet, heads suddenly jumped to attention upon the announcement that a girl is acquiring glasses...

<Nitya> this encoding has "false" as the thing that returns its first argument.  >:/
<ponicalica> Nitya: lambda calculus?
<Nitya> ski, but yeah.
<ponicalica> tribes: functional programming

<Alkthash> Stupid return key.
<Alkthash> Its trying to betray me.
<Alkthash> It's like Judas and MacBeth had a baby and had the baby trained by ninjas and Max Lord.

<Nitya> bluh, this person starts comments with "hi". I am irrationally annoyed
<Solstace> hi
<Solstace> a/s/l

<Yukihime> "JackMackerel held the knife in his left hand, which was trembling violently enough to blur. 'I loved you! I loved you, but you never acknowledged me, you stopped returning my calls, you ignored me when I said "hi"... this is it! if you won't accept me, then I can't accept you!'
<Yukihime> "he lunged at Nitya with the blade, but only managed to swipe at thin air. Nitya grabbed his arm, knocking him down to the ground with the efficiency of a martial arts master. 'I didn't want to hate you, Jack. even if I couldn't love, I thought I could keep myself from falling into that pit of ill regard. that's why... I stayed away. to keep myself from having to hate you... but it's too late now, isn't it?' "

<jseblan> wait, Champions Online uses procedural generation?
<Nitya> tons of stuff does
<Nitya> it's the new sexy
<jseblan> kind of old for a new sexy
<Nitya> everything new and sexy in computer science is actually like forty years old.
<RocketDude> So, is the actually new stuff even sexier, or is it like wine where the sexiness increases with age and why am I putting so much thought into this

<ColorPrinter> Here's a hint: I and E
<ColorPrinter> and nternet and xplorer
<RocketDude> Enternet Ixplorer
<RocketDude> Do I win anything

<Haruka> screw periods
<Haruka> although how i'd screw them would be hard
<Haruka> since periods are one dimensional
<Haruka> and i lack a penis