<Nitya> i know! like jesus, it's silent hill, if you told me it was about circumcision in a normal way i might beleive you

<Saladofstones> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07ugR9edds
<Saladofstones> Someone got the prime minister to say this
<JBridge> ...How the fuck did this happen?
<Saladofstones> money and something to do with abraham lincoln's picture
<JBridge> I'm going to need more context.
<Saladofstones> its all I know
<Barcode> imagine this exchange as a noir where the detective goes to an informant

<[DOA]> It's not like everybody has only one incarnation at any time. I mean, you're never going to meet several billion people, there's plenty of leeway
<JackerelMack> I'm an elf.
<JackerelMack> WHo was a vampire.
<JackerelMack> Then got turned into a dragon.
<JackerelMack> Who totally was in Bleach.
<JackerelMack> No one understands me.
<[DOA]> Don't mock my spirituality man :(

<Barcode> basically the whole area was coated in frozen rain, which probably made some lines snap on their own and definitely made some trees smash through power lines
<Barcode> it's a scale thing, i think. i mean it's not like this doesn't happen occasionally in smaller areas.
<Nitya> don't i know it
<Barcode> you look at some trees and they look like peeled bananas minus the banana
<Barcode> they look like banana peels I FUCKING GUESS
<Nitya> banana peels, barcode

<TParadox> January 20th, 2008: President Bush approaches the helicopter waiting to carry him away from the White House for the last time, turns to the crowd and says, "Ladies and Gentlemen... The Aristocrats!"

<Tibetanfox> I mean, I know what gay porn is, but I don't know fuck about this new Pokemon.

<EthZee> Come on, guys, I know I wasn't the only person to masturbate to it.

<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> oh wonderful, I knocked the ethernet cable loose again
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> this cable is awful.
<RocketDude> Dang
<RocketDude> Wait, how are you still talking to us
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> RocketDude: computers akimbo
<RocketDude> Okay, I'm laughing at the image of a Neo clone spinning computer towers on his fingers
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> click *spinGRINGRINDGRINDINGNOISE* both towers now have broken hard drives

<Barcode[out]> Rebound your cottons becusde

<Alkthash> Not the waffle cone shape, the pictures of women looking at you while you pee.