Room 208

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#389

Rated 72 by 16 users 
<IllFlower> And up and down the internet, heads suddenly jumped to attention upon the announcement that a girl is acquiring glasses...

#404

Rated 23 by 5 users 
<BonSequitur> Oh, no.
<BonSequitur> I'm taking a sidestep into bat country.
<BonSequitur> COCKBAT country.

#546

Rated 41 by 8 users 
<ivoryRum> > rape gloves
<feepbot> ivoryRum: It looks like someone got here before you judging by the fluid. You don't really want sloppy seconds. You have more class than that.

#888

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<kingCrackers> Fiora is
<kingCrackers> Fuck
<Nova> wat
<Nova> no she's not
<Solstace> Fiora: You have been alleged with being "Fuck". How do you respond?
<Nitya> yeah, fiora isn't really very fuck at all
<Fiora> Um... I... I'm not "fuck" ... whatever that means!

#940

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<Juan> @more
<Omnipresence> Juan: Spider-Girl.
<Juan> grrr
<Myrmirond> If you really want @more, scream it out louder, if you on the floor, bring out the fire, And light it up, take it up higher, Gonna push it to the limit, give it @more. 
<RocketDude> In the midnight call, she cried "@more, @more, @more!" With a rebel yell, she cried "@more, @more, @more!"

#1006

Rated 60 by 10 users 
<JBridge> Testing video games is a lot like doing porn.
<JBridge> Both jobs take something you'd normally enjoy doing, but you have to do it how and when your bosses want.
<JBridge> And you have to do it all the time, which is probably the biggest reason why both jobs are shit.
<zeroplusalpha> Testing video games is worse because the build isn't even complete yet, most of the time.

#356

Rated 8 by 13 users 
<Jack> Maybe I /like/ overcomplicating things, have you considered that??  HUH??

#692

Rated 25 by 7 users 
<Cultist>  well WHATEVER you're not good enough for my spontaneous bird ejaculations anyway
<Barcode[WoT]>  birds with premature ejaculations. a very narrow pharmaceutical market

#1036

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<GMH> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MISSED IT IT ENDED AT 5 PM AND I WAS OUT THE WHOLE DAY
<GMH> WHAT AM I SPENDING FOOOOOOOOOR
<HederaHelix> You could still just buy the game.
<Nitya> steam destroys people's minds, ivy
<Nitya> it's turning gamers into stereotypical sitcom housewives, hoarding coupons and going store to store looking for "deals"
<Nitya> but all from the same store
<HederaHelix> That is a rather unsettling concept.

#7

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<TParadox> "If you can't be with the one you love... love the one you're with!"
<TParadox> Terrible advice.
<ABM> horrible advise
<GMH> no-good advice
<Wicked223> very bad advice
<GMH> date advice.