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<GoggleFox> With 1/2 the calories and saturated sin of natural Satan it's I Can't Believe It's Not Satan! For the soul-conscious mortal.
<Alkthash> {{May contain evil}}
<GoggleFox> With 1/2 the calories and saturated sin of natural Satan it's I Can't Believe It's Not Satan! For the soul-conscious mortal.
<Alkthash> {{May contain evil}}
<VerticalPig> ... mmmmmm yes i'm a natural blue where is the ... no i don't find that all too ... my name is Kevin Xiwei and we ... mmmmmmmmfbfbfbfb <VerticalPig> ... blblblblbl tomorrow is the due date and i expect that everyone ... no i will not accept a fish ... come on please stop poking me nggh <VerticalPig> oofow ... no, sir, i don't plan to file a whiplash claim ... this ... sorry i know you like her but i don't think it's going to work out ... ackcough <JBridge> Hm. If VerticalPig is sleep-deprived... <JBridge> VerticalPig: Hey, can I be an op? <VerticalPig> ... someone's calling the cops? um okay but i'm tellin' ya, i ain't done nothin' wrong ... beef and fries i don't understand sir this is a vegan diner ... mmmffllflb <VerticalPig> oh i'm sorry joel you were looking for ... for something weren't you ... uh i slash mode ... umerbafbklj ... slash mode ... ajkfhjk *** VerticalPig sets mode -v JBridge <VerticalPig> okay i think that's right
<Sat> I'M NOT BEING FUCKING TSUNDERE
<Fiora> Jokes about ballistics are just so derivative. <Fiora> These puns are accelerating in terribleness. <saladofstones> that's beautiful Fiora, I think <saladofstones> I need to turn it into a message about not going ballistic, though <Fiora> (Sorry, calculus puns are obligatory!) <GMH> Calculus puns are integral to every collection of nerdy puns. <zeroplusalpha> I can't really differentiate between them, I'm terrible at maths. <Fiora> I think I'm reaching my limits >_< <Fiora> I don't think these puns can remain continuous for long. Soon they're going to have to leave our domain. <Juan> oh god i don't know math and yet these puns are hurting me <GMH> That's a very clear sine of their power. <Fiora> Don't go off on a tangent! <Juan> You seem to be going in a tan...seriously <Fiora> I liked the angle we had going there. <zeroplusalpha> I would choose to not remain in this locus. <Juan> It was quite acute angle, indeed <GMH> You're just being obtuse. <GMH> These puns are the right way to do things. <Fiora> I'm not sure it's a real good idea; they can get pretty complex! <Fiora> But I guess my fears might be imaginary. <zeroplusalpha> You never know, the inverse might be true: they could be friendly. <GMH> On secant thought, they might not. <FlyingChaucer> You guys are in-sine <zeroplusalpha> Opinion is divided on that. <GMH> Our irrationality seems to be driving some people away. <Fiora> Maybe the puns would be better if they were more natural? <Fiora> Some of them are too negative. <FlyingChaucer> at least we're real :V <GMH> They're just adding to my amusement. <zeroplusalpha> This is becoming exponentially sillier. <Fiora> I think we should log some of these for later review. <Fiora> I mean, it's only natural. <Fiora> Then, I can eeeeeeee~ over them later! <GMH> That's not a common idea at all. <FlyingChaucer> that was a well-calculated move <Fiora> It is the base of the idea, after all!
<Lin_Chong> Clearly all martial artists should learn the drums. <zeroplusalpha> They should, actually, and the rhythm aspect is also very important. <Lin_Chong> Imagine an entire mountain range, with line upon line upon line of bare-chested acolytes pounding their way into the morning light, their drumsticks cast from lead and their drums lined with tiger-skin. <Lin_Chong> And in the temple below, all the masters take advantage of the glorious back-beat and rock out truly righteously.
<BonSequitur> Oh, no. <BonSequitur> I'm taking a sidestep into bat country. <BonSequitur> COCKBAT country.
<Rig> I'm like stairs because it's a lot of work to get me up, but going down can be lots of fun.
<Nitya> "they felt despair, followed by an inexplicable craving for meat, then despair, then more meat" <zeroplusalpha> That's any Brit after a Friday night bender.
* Roland lives! * jseblan shoots Roland <jseblan> NO
<Solstace> Tibetanfox: Seriously? Who makes a 3 inch dildo? It just doesn't make sense! <Tibetanfox> Solstace: It's Japan. Start 'em young. <Solstace> .... <Solstace> That's terrible. <Tibetanfox> And almost certain to end up on the quotes database.