<Alkthash> Onii-chan is not a synonym for friend though Nova. It is moonspeak for "Hello sibling, shall we commence with the incestual pandering?"

<Charlatan> Which variant of the Atlas is the kung fu one again?
<AliceTensei> ...how did i read kung fu as king of spain
<AliceTensei> how
<Charlatan> KING FERDINAND ATLAS.
<AliceTensei> @g the king of spain was a mech pilot
<Omnipresence> AliceTensei: Google: Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja - Television Tropes & Idioms: While Hughes Gouli is usually just an ordinary mecha pilot in Overman King Gainer he occasionally awesome puts on his ninja suit... — http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja
<AliceTensei> ....................
<Barmoured_code_V> Sounds about right, AliceTensei
<Charlatan> i think i have an idea for a game now

* Nobody has joined #yackfest
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<sporkaganza> Nobody uses proxies.
<sporkaganza> Lol at people named nobody where you can make weird grammar/semantics jokes
<sporkaganza> Nobody is a very interesting person.
<sporkaganza> Nobody cares about today's issues.
<Nobody> Nobody cares about YOU!
<sporkaganza> Nobody listens to what you have to say.
<sporkaganza> Nobody helps you when you're down.
<Barcode> Nobody's just that great of a guy.
<sporkaganza> Nobody is a true friend to you.
<cts> Nobody wants to give you up?.3
<GMH> Nobody plans to let you down.
<sporkaganza> Nobody's gonna run around and desert you.
<Nobody> Nobody's gonna make you cry
<Nobody> Nobody's gonna tell a lie and hurt you

<RocketDude> How often is Omni updated, anyways?
<Cultist> Lately IllFlower's been putting it off due to being busy or being lazy or secretely a pile of pancakes or something
<RocketDude> Secret pancake man! Secret pancake man! Giving you a napkin, and taking away your name!

<AlisaBannings>  This fucking feeling in my throat....WHO INVENTED ILLNESS!?!
<Lin_Chong> That would be Malaratron.
<Lin_Chong> Metatron's kid brother.
<Lin_Chong> Everybody told him that nepotism was a baaaaaaaaaaaaad idea, but did he listen? Nooooooooooooo.

<CyberCharlatan> I CAN SEE FOREVER AND IT'S FULL OF LESBIANS

<Nitya> IRC isn't a bitch, IRC is a beautiful woman, you just call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy

<DograMagra> Actually I looked through the "tzetze" tag a few days ago and was like "wait where did thsese come from"
<IllFlower> You're half the reason we have user tags in the QDB, the other half is Mapi.

* Barcode[out] unfurls his age-peen
<Saladofstones> also saying unfurl and anytype of peen afterwards is just nasty
<Saladofstones> I just imagined this giant floppy worm thing coming out like one of those party fweezers
<Barcode[out]> Complete with the noise

<Lin_Chong> Clearly all martial artists should learn the drums.
<zeroplusalpha> They should, actually, and the rhythm aspect is also very important.
<Lin_Chong> Imagine an entire mountain range, with line upon line upon line of bare-chested acolytes pounding their way into the morning light, their drumsticks cast from lead and their drums lined with tiger-skin.
<Lin_Chong> And in the temple below, all the masters take advantage of the glorious back-beat and rock out truly righteously.