<CTrombley> Lupin was sittin' all sexy like, but Snape didn't give a damn as all his damns had just been stolen. Snape picked up Lupin by the ear and punched him in the eye. Lupin wrestled Snape to the ground and they pulled each other's hair and shredded each other's clothes. Don't know why, but they did. The fight paused, partly because they were old, exhausted men but mostly because Spike Jones was standing above them laughing evilly.
<CTrombley> Snapes could feel the blood throb out of his enormous nose, obviously. The problem was that he could feel Lupin touching his throbbing member.
<CTrombley> "FOOOLS!" bellowed Spike Jones in his middle range, unimpressive voice. "I have gathered you here today for one reason! Only I can have the worlds greatest collection of bric a brac! Only I, the artist, can truly appreciate its power, its majesty, the power of junk to communicate the very soul!"
<CTrombley> "We've been double crossed!" observed Snape inaccurately. The professor was rendered slow witted by the recent events. "There is only one way to defeat Spike Jones..." said Lupin. Snape looked at him and slowly realized ... That he could just use magic to solve this situation. He did. The End.

<RevAlk> Goddamn patience skill, level faster!

<zeroplusalpha> Nanoha Gun: Top Fate is a hilariously awesome cocktail of moechismo and homoerotic subtext.

<zeroplusalpha> But look, it was Shinobi, and like, it's really REALLY hard, and I've been trying to finish it since the game's release in 2002.
<Tcaolin> I could whip you or something I suppose. and if it's any consolation I've spent an unreasonable amount of time playing flash games this week
<blamspam> You /would/ want to go whipping him, pervert
<blamspam> ♥

<EnglishIvy> To people who are fans of something, everything that isn't praise looks like incessant mocking.

<TParadox> Liberal Christians are liberal because of what their religion says about the world. Conservative Christians are conservative because of what the world says about their religion.

<DograMagra> "Could God make porn so disgusting that he couldn't fap to it?"  Good times.
<GMH> LOL
<GMH> WTF
<GMH> don't go outside, DograMagra, you might get hit by a penis-shaped bolt of lightning. 
<jseblan> Dogra: Maybe he can. The question is: Can he make porn so disgusting a human couldn't fap to it?

<+Vorpy> Don't think of me as an enemy though GB, think of me as an obstacle, or a test.
<+GuitarBizarre> Nah, you're too stupid.
<+GuitarBizarre> I'd rather think of you as "That person who isn't around much"
<+GuitarBizarre> or, failing that "Who?"

<Barcode> don't you understand? it's a slippery slope!
<Barcode> first, you're aborting children that will die within days anyway. then, you're aborting 13 year olds for failing their math tests!

<GMH> and i think i already mentioned that i prefer the rpge translation over the gba translation
<Aondeug> She cut up some straight woman that she thought was trying to date her ex
<Caphi> I think Square did a translation for Final Fantasy Anthologies
<Aondeug> With a chainsaw
<GMH> and i already mentioned that--
<Kinkajou> The PS1 version was horrible
<Schitzo> Duuuude
<GMH> <Caphi> I think Square did a translation for Final Fantasy Anthologies
<GMH> <Aondeug> With a chainsaw
<GMH> perfect timing.