Room 208

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#504

Rated 31 by 17 users
<Sat> I'M NOT BEING FUCKING TSUNDERE

#695

Rated 34 by 2 users
<SpruceZeus>  i gazed into the abyss and the abyss said uguu

#362

Rated 65 by 12 users
<IllFlower> THERE IS NO FORUM, ONLY ZUUL.
<IllFlower> THERE IS NO CONTROVERSY, ONLY REFERENCES TO MOVIES THAT WERE MADE EITHER BEFORE I WAS BORN, OR WHEN I WAS FAR TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THEM.

#1230

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Barcode> Time ago, the Adjective Noun verbed adverbly. Now, their noun rests in your hands.

#624

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Tzetzuo> I inadvertently convinced my parents that I lost a contest with atashi, which is an "R&D" website.
<IllFlower> I take it your stickers came in... and I really would like to know how you got there from here.
<Tzetzuo> "So what was that letter?  Some kind of contest?" "Uh, yeah, sorta." "Did you win?" "I got some stickers." "Ha.  So what is this thing... atashi?" "It's um, it's a sort of arty website." "R&D?"
<IllFlower> You're a master of awkwardly not explaining things, aren't you.

#38

Rated 41 by 8 users
<Mister_Always> TACO, I WANT TO COVER YOU IN OLIVE OIL AND SLATHER YOU WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES, THEN HUMP YOU LIKE A RABID CAMEL.

#1071

Rated 45 by 23 users
<jseblan> oh my god
<jseblan> I have the perfect weapon against the clams

#666

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Nitya> At least you haven't had your mom ask you to read her Harry Potter fanfic.
<Nitya> that was the moment at which I truly realized I was living in the future

#373

Rated 49 by 10 users
<zeroplusalpha> Did I not say this before? Somewhere in there is a demented teenager that refuses to go quietly into the night.
<Lin_Chong> I think I might have one.
<Lin_Chong> In my colon.
<Lin_Chong> Damned thing just won't digest.
<zeroplusalpha> In my colon. <-- That's gross. >_<
<Lin_Chong> I know!
<Lin_Chong> He just won't stop singing songs about spleens!
<Lin_Chong> I think he's got a rhyming dictionary in there!
<IllFlower> Lin_Chong: "this right here is the spleen / I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be green / what have you been eating, my master? / you know it'll just make you die faster"

#1286

Rated 44 by 3 users
<zeroplusalpha> What is my sudden obsession with quintuplets???