Room 208

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#795

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Lou> What I'm trying to say is that there's probably a more appropriate system to base things off of. All you'd keep from DH would be the d100s.
<JBridge> Don't forget the crit tables.
<Lou> oh, well, DH's crit tables should be in everything ever.

#852

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Wallabu> Can you possibly point me in the direction of a stats book that doesn't use fucking lobotomized hamsters in every example problem
<Wallabu> God, I hated that book.
<Barcode[PATV]> lobotomized...hamsters
<HederaHelix> Seriously, lobotomized hamsters?
<Nitya> one of my calc books had an exercise about yams in pretty much every section
<blamspam> Yams aren't enough to get a person through calculus.
<HederaHelix> Yams are more socially acceptable a topic than lobotomized hamsters, though...
<HederaHelix> The only way it could be topped is if the examples were of lobotomized hamsters eating yams.
<ColorPrinter> In an economic textbook
<ColorPrinter> The economic impact of lobotomized hamsters eating yams

#811

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Solstace> Clearly, the republican candidates should just all sleep with each other.  Everyone's life is made easier.

#1213

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> >tsuncode
<Barcode> it's not like i'm saying "it's not like I like her or anything" or anything.
<IllFlower> Dude, you just embedded an "it's not like" sentence inside another "it's not like" sentence.
<IllFlower> That's, like, critical tsundere.

#648

Rated 70 by 9 users
<zeroplusalpha> "Let x denote the lack of understanding demonstrated by zpa. Let y be the function of discussion by IRC. Deriving t = time from (x1, y1), how long will it take before zpa watches some moe anime instead?

#882

Rated 70 by 9 users
<saladofstones> In this case, your boner explodes into a rainbow and you can never ever have a boner again but want to feel one pretty fucking badly
<saladofstones> so you eventually cover yourself in boners and lament how it just isn't the same
<saladofstones> then you become doom-rider

#401

Rated 62 by 11 users
<TParadox> So tonight, the moon turned to blood and the stars fell from the sky. It can only mean one thing.
<TParadox> Net Neutrality is dead.
<[DOA]> Cthulhu ftaghn, ïa ïa Comcast

#841

Rated 58 by 13 users
<saladofstones> welcome to night ME3 threads
<saladofstones> where everyone is gay
<saladofstones> even the andriods
<jseblan> YES
<TParadox> especially the androids.

#876

Rated 38 by 5 users
<jseblan> wait, Champions Online uses procedural generation?
<Nitya> tons of stuff does
<Nitya> it's the new sexy
<jseblan> kind of old for a new sexy
<Nitya> everything new and sexy in computer science is actually like forty years old.
<RocketDude> So, is the actually new stuff even sexier, or is it like wine where the sexiness increases with age and why am I putting so much thought into this

#74

Rated 77 by 34 users
<Kanade> they do say birds of the same feather fuck together
<Kanade> *flock
<Kanade> I MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> I TOTALLY MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> SERIOUSLY
<Kanade> oh god damn it