Room 208

Quote database

#507

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<GoggleFox> With 1/2 the calories and saturated sin of natural Satan it's I Can't Believe It's Not Satan! For the soul-conscious mortal.
<Alkthash> {{May contain evil}}

#701

Rated 38 by 5 users 
<Nitya> How often do you Google yourself? <-- I cannot read this except as a stupid masturbation reference
<JuanCarlos> so, googling people = sex?
<Nitya> sure
<JuanCarlos> ah, ok. brb googling hot women

#547

Rated 55 by 15 users 
<Solstace> Tibetanfox: Seriously?  Who makes a 3 inch dildo?  It just doesn't make sense!
<Tibetanfox> Solstace: It's Japan. Start 'em young.
<Solstace> ....
<Solstace> That's terrible.
<Tibetanfox> And almost certain to end up on the quotes database.

#1215

Rated 61 by 6 users 
<JBridge> And yeah, like I said. I lost a lot of blood a few days ago.
<Charlatan> Ouch.
<JBridge> Yeah.
<JBridge> Some crazy person jammed a needle into me.
<JBridge> I lost about a pint, I think.
<Charlatan> THIS IS WHY I SCREEN MY COCAINE DEALERS AHEAD OF TIME
<JBridge> Hey, at least I got juice and Cheez-Its out of it.

#1241

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<Myrdradek> Let me tell you about running as fast as you can and staying still: The Myrdradek story
<Nitya> oh, good that you got a working treadmill
<Barcode> ^
<ponicalica> ^
<Section42L> ^

#361

Rated 53 by 8 users 
<GoggleFox> "You are now considered Very Evil." "You have lost fame with the faction Troper Shitpost Squad. You are now Vilified."

#429

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<Tsukubus> honestly, I'd prefer a job with as little human contact as possible
<AnOtherT> like a politician

#676

Rated 41 by 8 users 
<JuanCarlos> bluh, therapist appointment in about...three hours. Suddenly, doubts
<Barcode> I read that as "the rapist appointment"
<eX> no wonder he has doubts

#42

Rated 40 by 10 users 
<Queelez> {{How to abuse TropeBot}}
<TropeBot> Trope HowToAbuseTropebot doesn't exist. Closest match: Troper IRC Channel http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TroperIRCChannel

#910

Rated 74 by 11 users 
<Alkthash> Although it's times like this that I had like 20 dildos. So when the insurance adjustment spook comes in to check my apartment he just sees a cock Christmas tree, so bold it would make the most brazen drag queen blush. And he would be left wondering what sort of folks live there and go home and stare at the wall and think of dildos.