Room 208

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#842

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Barcode> I will admit I don't know why I bothered pursuing this line of thought but I have no idea why you guys are pretending that you can't bring a knife anywhere near your body without spontaneously amputating all of your limbs.

#466

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Arha> Titillation: Like ventilation, only with tits

#567

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Zudak> Does it do that automatically based on IP?
<feep> yes
<Nitya> yes.
<Zudak> ...is there an echo in here?
<Arha> No
<Nitya> MOLECULAR STEEL

#1228

Rated 68 by 8 users
*** ponicalica was kicked by IllFlower (*bang*)
*** rollermine has joined
<IllFlower> ... lol
<IllFlower> "I HAVE COME TO AVENGE MY MASTER"

#1159

Rated 76 by 12 users
<Saladofstones> also had a nightmare where the world was being attacked by gross looking demons
<Saladofstones> and I happened to get called up by my friend and said "hey all these demons are killing people, we need a janitor, and you need some money. You game?"
<Saladofstones> cue me cleaning up blood and putting heads and limbs in buckets while demon apocalypse
<Barcode> your friend has his priorities straight

#1097

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Nitya> argh
<Nitya> my dad found a set of ten identical cowboy hats with stars and stripes on them
<Nitya> "i've got a hat for every day"

#424

Rated 31 by 10 users
<StarGirl00>
    You: hi
    Stranger: i wanna be dominated
   [You have disconnected.]

#1021

Rated 55 by 12 users
<Arha> I just don't think I like the idea of explosives on my cock

#1023

Rated 81 by 16 users
<Rig> +decide porny comments about parents not being home for a while|you can be classier than that
<rollermine> Rig: you can be classier than that
<Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "are you from ireland? because my penis is-" he was cut off by the sound of an explosion
<Rig> "There once was a man from Nantucket," the lance corporal began to recite before the railgun shell tore his arm off.
<Panzerkampfrechner[empty]> "Maybe after we're done this spacewalk we can head back to my quarters for a little..." He gesticulated feebly within his spacesuit, the movements lost within its bulky folds.

#1193

Rated 61 by 6 users
<HederaHelix> I panic whenever I'm getting a B in stuff
<Puffin> you don't need to panic, I don't think
<Puffin> grades don't reflect learning, in my experience 
<Nitya> no, but they do reflect grades.