Room 208

Quote database

#682

Rated 65 by 7 users
<annebeeche> .seen annebeeche .seen annebeeche
<feepbot> annebeeche: I have not seen anybody named "annebeeche .seen annebeeche" in this channel!
<annebeeche> I'm trying to create .seenception. It's not working out very well.
<IllFlower> Whatever happened to good old "recursion"? It makes so much more sense!
<IllFlower> In twenty-five years, we're going to get new programmers talking about "inceptive functions", and I will kill myself.

#490

Rated 40 by 10 users
<Lin_Chong> Oh hey people are dying.
<Lin_Chong> Awesome.

#621

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> Even knowing what these measures actually are, every time I read "we're going to have to resort to extreme measures," I think "VAMPIRISM"

#832

Rated 68 by 8 users
<TibetanFox> What's this about yackfest moving?
<Nitya> We're moving to a circa 1987 Unix network for backwards compatibility and futanari reasons.
<RocketDude> Futas of '87?
<Nitya> The hit independent porn film, yes

#269

Rated 55 by 12 users
<ponicalica> http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666 wow this is a perfect URL
<Omnipresence> URL (1/1): [sports.yahoo.com] Miroslav Satan - Boston Bruins - NHL - Yahoo! Sports

#902

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Nitya> my brother's reading ff.net.  sadface.
<@Omnipresence> URL: [ff.net → www.pantsu.net] Anime for the ecchi otaku / Pantsu.net
<Nitya> .....
<Nitya> not that

#429

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Tsukubus> honestly, I'd prefer a job with as little human contact as possible
<AnOtherT> like a politician

#438

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Alkthash> First thing I would do if I had reality warping powers - make it so that typing an emoticon sets a persons hands on fire.

#50

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Buttercupistiny> Dude, Will, sometimes [online support groups for busty girls] have come in handy
<Buttercupistiny> In terms of trying to find a good strapless bra, or BMC about how much boobies suck.
<IllFlower> BMC. Now there is an acronym I don't recognize...
<IllFlower> My TLA-fu, she is fading.
<Buttercupistiny> Bitch, Moan, and Complain.
<IllFlower> Oh, that makes a lot more sense than my original misreading of "PMC" to mean "private military company".
<IllFlower> Although I guess that would make one's complaints a lot more effective.
<IllFlower> "I CAN'T FIND ANY BRAS IN MY SIZE SO I'M GOING TO SIC BLACKWATER ON YOU"

#106

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Excuses> I think that music was invented so that people who had the capability to become musicians wouldn't do something dangerous like take over Germany.