<Alkthash> Oh god, there is nothing that is not terrifying about duck reproduction

<Rig> How do I convince someone to stop doing terrible things?
<Juan> I normally recommend murder
<Rig> Well, they're my boss.
<Rig> And I don't think promotion works that way here.
<IllFlower> Find a way to connect the consequences of said terrible thing to the literal end of the world.
<Rig> Reinventing HTTP error codes?
<IllFlower> "If it takes too much effort to use our API, nobody will use it and we'll all die starving and alone in the streets."
<Rig> "Yeah, well, that's why you're all required to use it for our in-house projects."
<IllFlower> "We'll lose tons of productivity, your manager will find out, and you'll die starving and alone in the streets."
<Rig> He is the manager. ;-; There is only one person above him.
<IllFlower> I'd keep hammering in the part where he inevitably dies starving and alone in the streets.

<boyhood> Who wants to be Womanliness?
*** MANLINESS is now known as WOMANLINESS
<RocketDude> And the wetness, and the coolness, and the stickyness and the Loch Ness!
<WOMANLINESS> DAMMIT NESSIE
<GMH> Womanly Ness?
<boyhood> Gives new meaning to the term "untouchable."

<Nitya> bluh, this person starts comments with "hi". I am irrationally annoyed
<Solstace> hi
<Solstace> a/s/l

<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like?
<Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help.
<Barcodrawing> what

<Mister_Always> TACO, I WANT TO COVER YOU IN OLIVE OIL AND SLATHER YOU WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES, THEN HUMP YOU LIKE A RABID CAMEL.

<Barcodrawing> are they flammable? is there that much farts in a human body

<Solstace> D8s are not nearly as bad as D4s.
<Solstace> Those things are caltrops in dice form.

<JBridge> We're talking about a porn site right now.
<JuanCarlos> when are we not talking about porn
<JuanCarlos> or at least, when is JBridge not talking about porn
<VivalaSalsa> When hes talking about metal
<VivalaSalsa> actually no, hes managed to combine the two
<JBridge> No, someone else combined the two.
<JBridge> Pornogrind, wasn't it?
<RocketDude> At least it isn't Pornstep.
<Charlatan> I HAVE A NEW GOAL IN LIFE
<Charlatan> COMBINE SKRILLEX
<Charlatan> AND PORN

<IllFlower> Solstace: I *know*, right? this entire series is just... you know all those fucks that various image macros depict people not giving? those are all the fucks I am whatting right now