Room 208

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#623

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Yuan|Cooking> Drat.
<Yuan|Cooking> I don't know which wine to add. 
<Solstace> Add the most expensive one you can find.
<Solstace> That way, if it turns out bad, you can call it an acquired taste.

#942

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Cultist> I'm glad my inability to explain myself led to pictures of cat castration

#120

Rated 61 by 6 users
<ponicalica> Pulchra_Homines: The Bible is such an Evangelion ripoff

#319

Rated 72 by 16 users
* IllFlower hugs Mio-chan before throwing her out of the nearest window at high initial velocity: "fly, moe, fly!"
* Mio-chan squeals.

#948

Rated 68 by 23 users
<saladofstones> it was great since we had her deciding if she wanted pancakes or waffles for breakfest, and you see two armies go to war with each other
<saladofstones> one with a banner that said WAFFLES and another that said PANCAKES
<saladofstones> and they just slaughtered each other until one side won
<saladofstones> while the viking's mind was a bunch of little girls in a playroom deciding things through democracy and being cute
<saladofstones> "SHALL THIS MAN LIVE OR DIE"

#531

Rated 67 by 13 users
<MoeKawaii> キタワァ*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜(n‘∀‘)η゚・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* !!!!!  
<JackMackerel> oh god
* JackMackerel stabs Tzetze for his own good
<MoeKawaii> If I don't make it... tell my wife... uguu...

#494

Rated 69 by 19 users
<IllFlower> Oh, we can recruit Nitya as our second voice actor. Nitya, can you say "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~"?
<Nitya> if you give me a tongue depresser
<IllFlower> Not that kind of "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh~". More of the kind that you would make when ivoryRum violates your innocence.

#1272

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Barcostuming> Snowden will not leak Russian assassins to your dad's location.

#729

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Solstace> The little girls probably have to fellate, too.
<Nitya> evil life suckers
<LORd[Nisemonogatari]> oh. makes sense I guess (much as it pains to say)
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<Arha> It's always nice to come into the channel and have the first thing you read be about little girls fellating
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<Arha> You never let me down, yackfest
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#70

Rated 72 by 22 users
<JBridge> I remember back around my sophomore year in high school, two girls came up to me, and asked if I had fallopian tubes. I said no, and mentioned something about their epidermis showing.
<JBridge> Now however, I realize how I SHOULD'VE responded.
<JBridge> "Yes. They're not mine, but I DO have them. If you want to see, I could bring the jar in some time."
<GuitarBizarre> Yeah. Flirting, disgusting, and witty in one fell swoop
<GuitarBizarre> you'd have been knee deep in vagina by the time you turned around
<Jayden> Ewwwww
<Jayden> As a friendly word of advice; it's not your leg you're supposed to stuff in there
<Jayden> If you're knee deep in vagina you're doing it very wrong
<GuitarBizarre> Jayden: or horrifically right!