<Arha> Angry GuitarBizarre is happy GuitarBizarre
<GuitarBizarre> THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME

<Miijhal> http://i.imgur.com/OOVIE.jpg vegeta what are you doing
<Miijhal> that is not proper attire for a school teacher
<Juan|TheWire> also why would you be in super saiyan mode while going for seductive school teacher
<Juan|TheWire> shit don't make sense
<Miijhal> it's to grade papers faster than the eye can see
<Miijhal> he just chills out in the teacher's lounge warping all over the place while graded papers fall around him
<Miijhal> until he encounters that one kids essay
<Miijhal> he scribbles as fast as he can, summoning up a huge dust cloud
<Miijhal> but when it fades away the paper is totally unphased
<Miijhal> because it's not an essay at all but a scantron
<Juan|TheWire> You seem to have given this a frightful amount of thought.

<Nitya> right.  aondeug is WeeabooBullshit, Jackerel is occasionally Weeaboo_Bullshit, Mapi is Weeabullshit, and I'm the loud guy you don't recognize.

<barcode> "please don’t be ashamed to like something, though! i get so many messages that are like “awe man im so embarrassed of liking hetalia/anime/ect.” it’s not your responsibility to babysit any less unsavory people in your fandom. be proud of your interests!! if you’re a good person that is all that matters.  " but….camping as a moeification of a beach-head

<Tibetanfox> I am tempted to call this problem "Odd number installment syndrome"
<Tibetanfox> See, each odd numbered installment is throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.
<Tibetanfox> Even numbers have the luxury of fleshing out what sticks.

<zeroplusalpha> I must have gained at least 3 pounds in the last week. >_<
<zeroplusalpha> I have been doing nothing but eat and drink (like, really heavily) in last two days alone.
<zeroplusalpha> Put it this way: remember the karaoke party I was supposed to go to on Friday evening?
<zeroplusalpha> I eventually ended up belting out a Linkin Park number.
<zeroplusalpha> There was /quite/ a bit of alcohol going on there.
<zeroplusalpha> It was one of my less-controlled moments, shall we say. >_<
<SpruceZeus> these wounds they will not heal

<GuitarBizarre> Only a programmer could take a function that works perfectly and break it by improving it. 
<Nitya> It's basically standard procedure.

<Solstace> Tzetze and I are so over.  That doesn't stop the shippers, though.
<Juan> sure you are, little buddy
<Arha> Solstace: I hope the breakup involved breaking his kneecaps
<Solstace> Arha: Have I ever mentioned that you're awesome, and so much better than IllFlower and Juan?
<Juan> geez, don't go for the rebound in front of us
<IllFlower> Seriously, that's a little disgusting. Surely you can be a little more considerate of Tzetze's feelings. Or just not-desperate in general.

<JBridge> You should be able to raze other people's farms in Farmville.
<TParadox> "Joel Button raped your fields. Send a thank-you 'gift'?"

<NonIndicativeHandle> I am currently reading through the quote database, and I'm not pleased... why am I in it so little? what do I have to do for you to quote me? DO I HAVE TO WRITE IN ALLCAPS? Do I have to talk about Masturbation? Do I have to kill Parable?