<Saladofstones> there was a saga of mendel and anne frank becoming a couple
<Haven> that's allele too much to handle

<Lin_Chong> Back from my older brother's surprise twenty-fourth.
<Barcode> "he just got older on us unexpectedly"
<Lin_Chong> It was pretty fun. Got to drink white wine and pear cider.
<Lin_Chong> When he was stunned in surprise, we got his girlfriend to take his wallet and phone out, as well as removed his shoes.
<Lin_Chong> And then we threw him in the pool.
<Lin_Chong> I called it a "baptism".
<Barcode> more fun than most baptisms
<Juan> baptisms ain't shit
<Juan> baptisms by fire on the other hand
<Barcode> yeah as a kid they just kind of dipped me in napalm
<jseblan> that explains so much

<Alkthash> Stupid return key.
<Alkthash> Its trying to betray me.
<Alkthash> It's like Judas and MacBeth had a baby and had the baby trained by ninjas and Max Lord.

<Noimporta> It's rather amazing how GuitarBizarre somehow always ends up being the lesser of two evils.
* GuitarBizarre grins
<Nitya> I think he has a gypsy blessing or something.

<AliceTensei> Bipartisanship. A boat with two spears stuck to the front.

<ponicalica> the video where an egg was fried in death valley was cool even thought it led to assholes trying to fry eggs without fucking skillets
<WildSeraph> Fucking the skillet is step number one in egg-frying.
<ponicalica> you don't think it was butter I was frying my eggs with, did you?

<MondayFridayPlane> !pickpocket GMH
* Mio-chan approaches GMH stealthily...
* Mio-chan fingers GMH's pocket and pilfers...
<Mio-chan> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07!
* Mio-chan blushes deeply upon seeing the doujins.
* GMH approaches Mio-chan stealthily...
* GMH fingers Mio-chan's pocket and pilfers...
<GMH> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07!
* GMH drops and washes hands upon seeing the bodily fluids covering them.

<Nitya> video game joke, libertarian joke, music joke, electronics joke, music joke
<GMH> Why did Mario cross the road?  To get to the Princess!  Why was the Princess on the other side of the road?  Because her job was over there!  Why was her job over there?  Because she gets so few gigs as an oboist!  Why does she get so few gigs as a oboist?  Because her case didn't contain a bigger hard drive!  Why didn't her case contain a bigger hard drive?  Because her instrument's repertoire is so small!

<GMH> and i think i already mentioned that i prefer the rpge translation over the gba translation
<Aondeug> She cut up some straight woman that she thought was trying to date her ex
<Caphi> I think Square did a translation for Final Fantasy Anthologies
<Aondeug> With a chainsaw
<GMH> and i already mentioned that--
<Kinkajou> The PS1 version was horrible
<Schitzo> Duuuude
<GMH> <Caphi> I think Square did a translation for Final Fantasy Anthologies
<GMH> <Aondeug> With a chainsaw
<GMH> perfect timing.

<Rig> Raleigh and the Striker kid did look pretty similar.
<Rig> Now, you know who I couldn't tell apart at all? The Hong Kong team's triplets.
<Rig> They all looked the same.
<Barcode> well, twins.
<ponicalica> that's because they're played by actual triplets
<Barcode> and also they had fifteen seconds of screentime total.
* Rig gives up on joking.