<Buttercupistiny> Dude, Will, sometimes [online support groups for busty girls] have come in handy
<Buttercupistiny> In terms of trying to find a good strapless bra, or BMC about how much boobies suck.
<IllFlower> BMC. Now there is an acronym I don't recognize...
<IllFlower> My TLA-fu, she is fading.
<Buttercupistiny> Bitch, Moan, and Complain.
<IllFlower> Oh, that makes a lot more sense than my original misreading of "PMC" to mean "private military company".
<IllFlower> Although I guess that would make one's complaints a lot more effective.
<IllFlower> "I CAN'T FIND ANY BRAS IN MY SIZE SO I'M GOING TO SIC BLACKWATER ON YOU"

<StarGirl00> At least this guy got to the point
<StarGirl00>
    Stranger: female ?
    You: yes
    Stranger: would you plz rate my dick ? it would mean alot to me :/ plz be honest
   [You have disconnected.]

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<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 17 minutes ago: stop being such an uneducated jerk, not letting fiora give you a goodnight kiss.
<feepbot> Nitya: Fiora left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: asdfdkljsk I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT Juan stop this libel
<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: what if i say no
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: Nitya and Fiora sitting in a tree...
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 14 minutes ago: You've been asked to appear in court to give testimony in a civil suit...
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 13 minutes ago: ... discussing neurobiology. While making out.
<feepbot> Nitya: Fiora left a note 9 hours, 13 minutes ago: stop these people somehow ;_;
<feepbot> Nitya: Lin_Chong left a note 9 hours, 12 minutes ago: I realize that this message will be buried under all the rest, but did you get to read Pandemonium?
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 12 minutes ago: Might I remind you that #yackfest severely frowns upon murder as a mechanism for silencing dissent.
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 11 minutes ago: it is too late. we have already discovered all the details of your sordid affair with fiora. all of them.
<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 11 minutes ago: i do apologize for the mess i've helped to create. By which I mean, I relish and will enjoy your reaction.
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 10 minutes ago: Please disregard all of the previous notes and kill JuanCarlos.

<Noimporta> German: The language in which everything sounds like a machine gun's name.

<Solstace> Tzetze and I are so over.  That doesn't stop the shippers, though.
<Juan> sure you are, little buddy
<Arha> Solstace: I hope the breakup involved breaking his kneecaps
<Solstace> Arha: Have I ever mentioned that you're awesome, and so much better than IllFlower and Juan?
<Juan> geez, don't go for the rebound in front of us
<IllFlower> Seriously, that's a little disgusting. Surely you can be a little more considerate of Tzetze's feelings. Or just not-desperate in general.

<Nitya> FutaServ shouts: "LOOK, IS THAT A DEMONIC DUCK OF SOME SORT?" *runs off without giving out any futa* You have a total  of 263 futas. <-- this is what I was referring to btw
<ponicalica> >FutaServ
<Barchomework> that is screwrd.
<ponicalica> fucking rizon
<Barchomework> look, I can't even type anymore
<Barchomework> I type worse*?
<Nitya> screwed + scary?
<Barchomework> all of my es have bn scard away.
<Barchomework> most of thm, anyway
<Solstace> Rizon is a scary place.
<Nitya> I'm only there for the drugs I mean anime.
<Barchomework> soon you'll be bragging to us about how you manage to fit all of those futas into a briefcase

<HederaHelix> I panic whenever I'm getting a B in stuff
<Puffin> you don't need to panic, I don't think
<Puffin> grades don't reflect learning, in my experience 
<Nitya> no, but they do reflect grades.

<feep> @seen Jack
<Omnipresence> feep: Jack was last seen 14 hours ago changing nick to Tzetzuooooo.
<feep> @seen Tzetzuooooo
<Omnipresence> feep: Tzetzuooooo was last seen 14 hours ago changing nick to Dadaist.
<feep> @seen Dadaist
<Omnipresence> feep: Dadaist was last seen 14 hours ago quitting IRC with the message Quit: leaving.
<feep> :(
<feep> @seen Nitya
<Omnipresence> feep: Nitya was last seen 10 hours ago changing nick to ChairOfIdeals.
<feep> @seen ChairOfIdeals
<Omnipresence> feep: ChairOfIdeals was last seen 9 hours ago changing nick to Lalonde.
<feep> @seen Lalonde
<Jackerel> Don't.
<Omnipresence> feep: Lalonde was last seen 5 hours ago changing nick to Vau.
<feep> ..
<feep> oh dear.
<Saigyouji> It's like a chain of Tzetzes.
<feep> @seen Vau
<Omnipresence> feep: Vau was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to Tsukasa.
<feep> @seen Tsukasa
<Omnipresence> feep: Tsukasa was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to asdfasdf.
<feep> .. oh COME ON
<JBridge> It's a Matryoshka doll of nicks.
<feep> @seen asdfasdf
<Omnipresence> feep: asdfasdf was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to AnShouji.
<feep> NITYA
<feep> I WILL MURDER YOU

<Nitya> look, man. i'm not an alternate universe hitler who writes about cars. cars aren't my thing! go ask hitler if you want that kind of detail

<Nitya> okay you're never going to believe what just happened
<Nitya> I plugged my netbook into a printer, hit "print" in my browser, and it printed what I wanted it to print immediately.
<Nitya> Plus, this is Linux.  And I've never printed anything with it before.
<JBridge> Impossible.
<JBridge> Liar.
<Nitya> Should I like... sacrifice some small animal in thanks?
<Nitya> There weren't any configuration screens.  It just happened.
<Miijhal> the gods of technology smile upon you