Room 208

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#559

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Tibetanfox> THIS IS A SHOWDOWN BETWEEN TWO PIMPS
<Tibetanfox> ALTHOUGH KB IS THE PIMPINGEST PIMP.
<Tibetanfox> HE IS MAYOR OF PIMPTOWN.
<Tibetanfox> HE HAS ALL THE BITCHES.
<Tibetanfox> ALL OF THEM.
<Lin_Chong> All of the-damn it.

#280

Rated 64 by 16 users
* Roland lives!
* jseblan shoots Roland
<jseblan> NO

#595

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Iverum> Welcome back, JackMack.
<JackMackerel> Thanks.
<Buttercupistiny> hello stabby friend
* TParadox preemptively stabs JackMackerel
<Alkthash> Hey
* JackMackerel parried the stab.
<TParadox> Your reaction time is weak. I stabbed you like half an hour ago.
<Alkthash> We're in a fighting anime. That's plenty of time to pary
<Iverum> That whole time was JackMackerel reminiscing about the time Tzetze taught him the master parry.
<Iverum> In sepia.
<JackMackerel> And then I raped him on accident.
<JuanCarlos> You can't rape people on accident.
<Iverum> JuanCarlos: Well, the ultimate parry is done with the penis.
<Alkthash> Just admit that you auto parry by using your flab to absorb bullet wounds.

#885

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Miijhal> "One noticeable use of her shapeshifting ability is her hair, which turns into hands that hold up her breasts and cover her nipples. Her primary offense is squirting acid from her breasts, as well as wielding a sword created from her hair."
<Miijhal> This is the weirdest fucking wikipedia page
<HederaHelix> Please tell me you're reading the one on the history of the far future.
<Miijhal> no.
<Miijhal> though that would probably be a better read
<RocketDude> In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only strange fanservice.

#702

Rated 44 by 3 users
<IllFlower> Assuming JackMackerel has common knowledge is like assuming a cow can read. ;)
<JackMackerel> standardillflowerinsult.wav
<Alkthash> Legionnaire - youmustbenewhere.jpg
<RocketDude> @yt nope.avi > Alkthash
<zeroplusalpha> thisisapparentlyanewthing.mkv

#866

Rated 56 by 9 users
<IllFlower> Fioraを二次元女体化!『服はプラグスーツで、ノーマルな目で赤髪のセミロングのサイドポニーでエロエロで悪女な感じ』のようだ // "Wearing a plugsuit [ha], with normal eyes and semi-long red hair in a side ponytail. A seductive, femme fatale kind of aura."
<Jack> so fiora is uh, asuka in a ponytail
<Solstace> Fiora: Marry me.

#994

Rated 65 by 21 users
<Tibetanfox> I mean, my car is old enough that if it were a girl I could legally and consensually fuck her.
<Tibetanfox> Goddamn. That is the worst analogy I have made in this channel.
<Tibetanfox> Ever.

#539

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Arha> I think most of us would agree that I'm more of an evil overlord than you
<JBridge> Really?
<JBridge> Try this.
<JBridge> Type .rr six times.
<JBridge> If you live, you're eviler than me.
<Arha> Evil overlords do not follow commands
<JBridge> DO IT FAGGOT
<Arha> .rr
<feepbot> Arha: Click. 
<Arha> hm
<Arha> .rr
<feepbot> Arha: Click. 
<Arha> hmmm
<Arha> doesn't seem to be working
<JBridge> Four more times.
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Arha> .rr
<Solstace> lol arha.
<JBridge> What'd he do?
<Jack> Win.
<Jack> Since he's the evilest.
<JBridge> Fine.
<JBridge> .rr
<feepbot> JBridge: Boom! You're dead. 
<feepbot> JBridge: The gun has been reloaded. 
<JBridge> GOD
<JBridge> FUCKING
<JBridge> DAMMIT
* Jack claps
<Arha> Ahem.
<Arha> Thank you, thank you
<JBridge> ...I have nothing to say to you.
<Arha> Of course. You're not to speak until spoken to, slave

#499

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Yukihime> "Nitya looked down at his shoes, his voice occasionally cracking through tears. 'you don't understand, ivoryRum. I'm not like the rest of you. I'm an exception.'
<Yukihime> "ivoryRum took Nitya's hand in his, running his fingers over the folds of his palm. 'I know,' he said. 'that's why I knew I had to catch you.' "
<ivoryRum> Oh god.
<Nitya> are you high

#442

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Tibetanfox> Like the main thing that causes different eras is everyone changing their mind about the Emperor.
<Tibetanfox> If EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = TRUE THEN "FUCK THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> if EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = FALSE THEN "WE NEED TO RESTOR THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> That's Japan's history in two lines of code.