Room 208

Quote database

#736

Rated 38 by 5 users 
<AliceTensei  "If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand" Hime?
[seconds later]
<RocketDude> Also, obviously, you have to find an anime character and make them understand that your son is "using Quake"
<AliceTensei> Hmm. Does the emperor of Japan have a daughter?
<AliceTensei> Ah. Yes he does.
<AliceTensei> So clearly, we need to find his daughter, and inform her about Quake.

#470

Rated 34 by 2 users 
<Rotty> Thanks to the internet, I now confuse Chris Hansen with the Three Stooges.
<Rotty> *leans into frame* Hello... hello... hello!

#1039

Rated 82 by 18 users 
<IllFlower> it wasn't my plan to RP a sarcastic character. it just happens when you're cast alongside JBridge and JackMackerel :p

#1232

Rated 69 by 14 users 
<Juan> yo at the risk of sounding like someone with a death wish
<JBridge> Do it.
<Nitya> jbridge............................
<JBridge> What?

#57

Rated 23 by 5 users 
<Fawriel> I've got hay fever. ... And a cold. ... they stack.

#1290

Rated 44 by 3 users 
<feep> that should really have been on gfycat
<feep> http://gfycat.com/LongBeneficialCock
<feep> I DID NOT PICK THAT NAME

#871

Rated 38 by 5 users 
<Insidious> .decide wangs | vaginas
<feepbot> Insidious: vaginas
<RoseLalonde> Read that as: Insidious Vaginas.
<RoseLalonde> I tell ya man, they're trying to eat your dick.
<Insidious> I've known some insidious ones, yes
<RoseLalonde> Right off.
<AliceTensei> Vagina dentata?
<ponicalica> Virginia dentata.
<AliceTensei> Attack of the man-eating US States.
<RoseLalonde> When states go cannibalistic.
<Insidious> thats what west virginia has been protecting us against
<RoseLalonde> It's also the first victim.
<RoseLalonde> Rhode Island never stood a chance either.

#432

Rated 67 by 13 users 
<Nyktos> no, you are the anthropomorphic personificantion of surprinse
<Nyktos> shit man, I tihkn I spelled altnhhropomorthping right

#442

Rated 60 by 10 users 
<Tibetanfox> Like the main thing that causes different eras is everyone changing their mind about the Emperor.
<Tibetanfox> If EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = TRUE THEN "FUCK THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> if EMPEROR.BOOLEAN = FALSE THEN "WE NEED TO RESTOR THE EMPEROR!"
<Tibetanfox> That's Japan's history in two lines of code.

#251

Rated 50 by 13 users 
<JBridge> @crackship
<Omnipresence> Crack shipping: JBridge / JBridge