Room 208

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#903

Rated 70 by 20 users
<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises
<qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth
<saladofstones> but
<saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this

#1251

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Juan> Iright
<Juan> I am Drunk
<Juan> but still
<Juan> Anyway point is
<Barcode> i right, i drunk, i conquer

#1206

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Rig> You should get a room.
<ponicalica> we have a room you dick
<Buttercupistiny> we have a room
<Buttercupistiny> we are in it
<Buttercupistiny> drinking

#1009

Rated 68 by 8 users
<blamspam> What does it mean to have a gendered approach to war and peace issues? Choose one example of a failed gendered approach in a peacebuilding or military effort, and one that succeeded. Analyze how gender issues contribute to the success or failure of the peace efforts you have selected.
<Fiora> missiles are clearly phallic objects, so the US navy's focus on missile cruisers is clearly an example of a gendered approach to warfare, in which they assault enemy nations with volleys of long, hard objects representing American masculinity.

#576

Rated 25 by 7 users
<Aeka> @yt worst song ever
<@Omnipresence> Aeka: YouTube: Rebecca Black - Friday (OFFICIAL VIDEO), 129866975 views: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

#374

Rated 45 by 9 users
<JackMackerel> WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO VEGETABLES
<JackMackerel> YOU KNOW HOW TO EAT, AND SO DO I
<GMH> A BALANCED DIET'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF
<GMH> YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY CHICKEN FRY
<GMH> I....JUST WANNA TELL YOU WHAT I'M EATING
<GMH> GOTTA GIVE YOU...DIGESTION
<JackMackerel> AAAAND IF I TELL YOU WHAT I'M EATING
<JackMackerel> DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TOO, FULL TO EAT

#1073

Rated 51 by 16 users
<Tibetanfox> Seriously, if a company has good IP and a business model that doesn't suck, my wallet opens like a groupie's legs backstage after a rock concert.

#371

Rated 42 by 13 users
<GuitarBizarre> I'm now imagining a gigantic penis plane, carpet bombing a fat italian man's vagina with exploding semen.
<GuitarBizarre> Thankyou internet.

#679

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Pyroninja42> He can cover his tracks well, that's for sure.
<Pyroninja42> It took hours for us to even realize that he's still here.

#1185

Rated 68 by 8 users
<Rig> Just a development company to make this app for a guy.
<Rig> He wants something huge and said price is no option.
<Rig> It's dumb, but I like money.
<Rig> And have no ethics.
<Juan> hey rig how do you feel about making a white supremacy movie
<Rig> Okay, I do have ethics.