<IllFlower> THERE IS NO FORUM, ONLY ZUUL.
<IllFlower> THERE IS NO CONTROVERSY, ONLY REFERENCES TO MOVIES THAT WERE MADE EITHER BEFORE I WAS BORN, OR WHEN I WAS FAR TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THEM.

<Kaliayev> parrots are the reason pirate captains usually only have one leg, a hook for a hand and a missing eye

<IronyAdams> That is clear, but I enjoy having a Gay Old Time
<IronyAdams> I giggle when Watson ejaculates in Sherlock Holmes
<IronyAdams> And by Sherlock Holmes I mean the Sherlock Holmes stories
<Dove> Lol
<IronyAdams> WHOOPS hyuk hyuk hyuk
* IronyAdams is now known as GayWatson

<boyhood> Who wants to be Womanliness?
*** MANLINESS is now known as WOMANLINESS
<RocketDude> And the wetness, and the coolness, and the stickyness and the Loch Ness!
<WOMANLINESS> DAMMIT NESSIE
<GMH> Womanly Ness?
<boyhood> Gives new meaning to the term "untouchable."

<TheWireblan> "If a virus killed everyone on earth except registered reddit users, what would society look like in 5 years?" I'd delete my account if I was warned beforehand

<IllFlower> Oh, whoa, Tzetze has more quotes than I do in the QDB, now it looks less like a place to stroke my own ego

<Barcode> Finally! Success in video games, once more!
<Nitya> How many points?
<Barcode> On the contrary, my team and I bested another team in the ring of honour.
<RocketDude> But what did you do with the fight money?
<AliceTensei> Cocaine and prostitutes, clearly.
<Barcode> the stereotypical answer owuld have been: battlemechs
<jseblan> Cocaine and mechs with boobs and STDs, then
<RocketDude> At least he didn't buy two of every animal on earth.
<AliceTensei> That is a horrifying mental image.
<RocketDude> Or two of every boat on earth
<AliceTensei> Two of every mech.
<RocketDude> And then he herded them onto a dropship, and then he beat the crap out of every single one
<AliceTensei> With a feather duster?
<RocketDude> ...Ten pints of Stella and a dollop of chlamydia.
<AliceTensei> Anyone who drinks Stella should be shot on sight. With an anti-tank rifle.
<jseblan> we managed to mix together in one conversation Battletech, Team Fortress 2, alcohol, STDs, prostitution and drugs. I am crying right now.

<Alkthash> Ritsuko's log: Recordings from pilot 00's pod bear the repeated phrase of "Paint me like one of your French girls"

<Puffin> this is why America has fallen. we're all too good to poop in holes in the backyard.

<Alkthash> the minesweeper fix has turned me onto a whole new genre of smut.