<goodtimesfreegrog> I have five joints on my arms!
<goodtimesfreegrog> Three of them are elbows!

<GravelordNito> I had a dream that I was a child abused pedophiliac owl with electric powers last night
<GravelordNito> No idea what that says abou the
<RocketDude> That you're a pedophilic sith master?

<JBridge> Why is a cow?
<Macha> to get to the other side.

<Rotty> Thanks to the internet, I now confuse Chris Hansen with the Three Stooges.
<Rotty> *leans into frame* Hello... hello... hello!

* Yuanchosaan blinks
<Yuanchosaan> I must be tired. I read the "Comics" subforum as "Conics", and spent a few seconds wondering when we had decided to devote an entire board to mathematics.

<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like?
<Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help.
<Barcodrawing> what

<IllFlower> Actually-actually, now that I think about it, @help should return a private notice. Oh, well, I don't think anyone's going to be entertained by @help spamming.
<Jack> I don't know, IllFlower, we do get pretty bored...
<StarGirl00> @help
<Omnipresence> StarGirl00: as, crackship, define, g, gcalc, google, jdic, lastfm, moeccount, moefy, moesupply, omochi, quote, seen, ship, time, trope, users, w, wr, youtube, yt (see https://omnipresence.atashi.org/commands/ for details)
<Parable> @help
<Omnipresence> Parable: as, crackship, define, g, gcalc, google, jdic, lastfm, moeccount, moefy, moesupply, omochi, quote, seen, ship, time, trope, users, w, wr, youtube, yt (see https://omnipresence.atashi.org/commands/ for details)
<AttObl> IllFlower: Since this chatroom is getting slow, and we're bored...
<IllFlower> Then I'll kick people. I find that quite entertaining. :D

<StarGirl00> I hate wasps
<StarGirl00> And bees
<StarGirl00> And anything else that can sting you
<Noimporta> Like syringes?
<StarGirl00> Yes
<StarGirl00> I am fine with the animals as long as there is a glass wall between me and them
<StarGirl00> Like at an aquarium or something
<Noimporta> Bees at an aquarium? I need to go to Canada at least once in my lifetime

<ColorPrinter> So in my dwarf fortress world there's a god depicted as an anchovy that once cursed a serpent woman and turned her into a were-giraffe.
<ColorPrinter> I can't even make that shit up.

<Fawriel> I've got hay fever. ... And a cold. ... they stack.