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#822

Rated 63 by 23 users
<Fiora> Jokes about ballistics are just so derivative.
<Fiora> These puns are accelerating in terribleness.
<saladofstones> that's beautiful Fiora, I think
<saladofstones> I need to turn it into a message about not going ballistic, though
<Fiora> (Sorry, calculus puns are obligatory!)
<GMH> Calculus puns are integral to every collection of nerdy puns.
<zeroplusalpha> I can't really differentiate between them, I'm terrible at maths.
<Fiora> I think I'm reaching my limits >_<
<Fiora> I don't think these puns can remain continuous for long.  Soon they're going to have to leave our domain.
<Juan> oh god i don't know math and yet these puns are hurting me
<GMH> That's a very clear sine of their power.
<Fiora> Don't go off on a tangent!
<Juan> You seem to be going in a tan...seriously
<Fiora> I liked the angle we had going there.
<zeroplusalpha> I would choose to not remain in this locus.
<Juan> It was quite acute angle, indeed
<GMH> You're just being obtuse.
<GMH> These puns are the right way to do things.
<Fiora> I'm not sure it's a real good idea; they can get pretty complex!
<Fiora> But I guess my fears might be imaginary.
<zeroplusalpha> You never know, the inverse might be true: they could be friendly.
<GMH> On secant thought, they might not.
<FlyingChaucer> You guys are in-sine
<zeroplusalpha> Opinion is divided on that.
<GMH> Our irrationality seems to be driving some people away.
<Fiora> Maybe the puns would be better if they were more natural?
<Fiora> Some of them are too negative.
<FlyingChaucer> at least we're real :V
<GMH> They're just adding to my amusement.
<zeroplusalpha> This is becoming exponentially sillier.
<Fiora> I think we should log some of these for later review.
<Fiora> I mean, it's only natural.
<Fiora> Then, I can eeeeeeee~ over them later!
<GMH> That's not a common idea at all.
<FlyingChaucer> that was a well-calculated move
<Fiora> It is the base of the idea, after all!

#882

Rated 70 by 9 users
<saladofstones> In this case, your boner explodes into a rainbow and you can never ever have a boner again but want to feel one pretty fucking badly
<saladofstones> so you eventually cover yourself in boners and lament how it just isn't the same
<saladofstones> then you become doom-rider

#395

Rated 38 by 5 users
<+Arha> o, a disgaea 4 is coming out? Kind of sucks that the PS3 sucks because that means it now has one more game I want to play
<+Arha> bringing it to a total of... two games, I guess
<+WildSeraph> What's the first?
<+Arha> Disgaea 3

#840

Rated 30 by 4 users
*** TheBarcO is now known as MajorDanDatsun
<RocketDude> MajorNissan?
*** Iverum is now known as MissFairladyZ
<MissFairladyZ> [in a southern drawl] Oh, Major Datsun.

#338

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Electivirus> DIE, POCKET MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
<Electivirus> Arceus: IT IS NOT BY MY HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN RELEASED FROM MY POKEBALL
<Fusionman> YOU STEAL MENS SOULS AND SHOVE THEM IN BALLS!
<Electivirus> PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL POKERELIGIONS!
<Electivirus> POKEKIND ILL NEEDS SUCH A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!!
<Electivirus> WHAT IS A POKEMON?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF DATA!
<Electivirus> BUT, ENOUGH TALK! I CHALLENGE YOU!

#921

Rated 70 by 9 users
<saladofstones> last time I QDB'd something I broke it
<saladofstones> and I don't think the all-mighty Illflower will stand for it again
<RocketDude> Just try it again.
<RocketDude> I'd do it, but lazy
<saladofstones> if I break everything I blame barcode
<Nitya> And barcode can blame Jackerel, thus completing the cycle.
<saladofstones> and then jackerel can get banned for our sins
<RocketDude> But who will Jackerel blame?
<Nitya> It doesn't matter because we'll kickban him because he's obviously lying and it was his fault.
<Barcode> forgive us, Vater, for we do not know what we do.

#121

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Nakiami> Why would anyone want to download yugioh games?
<Arha> Nakiami: To atone for terrible sins

#255

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Korgmeister> Hmm, it appears to be about a bunch of rich, pretty boys who seduce wealthy women for money.
<Korgmeister> This could be relevant to my interests.

#634

Rated 49 by 7 users
zeroplusalpha: I majored in D, and minored in A flat. 
* zeroplusalpha waits for the inevitable collective groan.
Solstace: I guess your major and minor weren't related.

#713

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Barcode[WoT]> meowth can learn anything, including english