<jseblan> "Tropicana Essentials with Added Calcium and Vitamin D is an excellent source of Calcium and Vitamin D." NO SHIT SHERLOCK MY MIND IS BLOWN

<Fiora> earlier today I was at the ralph's (kroger) and was in the frozen foods aisle
<Fiora> and there was literally a rack of godiva chocolates placed in front of the Lean Cuisine
<Fiora> they're horrible people

<Szczerbiec> youtube guy, why did you label a DnB track called "Pikachu Mutha Fucka" as being by Aphex Twin.
<Barcodinner> It was Aphex's evil twin.
* Szczerbiec slowly stands up and walks over to Barcode.
* Szczerbiec stares him in the eyes for a few seconds before grabbing him by the hair and pulling his head off of his body.
* Szczerbiec sits back down.

<Reyendo> Also: I really suck at selling things to little girls.

<JBridge> So, my parents are on this really strict diet.
<JBridge> The only kind of bread they can eat is that untasty kind.
<JBridge> Not wheat, but some grain.
<Barcodecoterrorist> Pseudowholegrain?
<JBridge> I think I remember they were talking about Control, Commitment, Concentration, and a bunch of other stuff.
<Barcodecoterrorist> how about Don't Drink Soda, Don't Eat Dessert, Don't Eat Too Much, And Exercise
<JBridge> I think it was the Seven Cs of Rye.
<Barcodecoterrorist> seven.
<JBridge> Yes, that was all for the pun.
<Barcodecoterrorist> too much effort
<JBridge> Maybe.
<Barcodecoterrorist> well let's hear all the seas, then.
<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TizHxIKwyc
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] YouTube - ‪The Seven Seas Of Rhye by Queen with lyrics‬‏
<Barcodecoterrorist> wait
<Barcodecoterrorist> ERROR: Too much meta. (2097)

<Nitya> I wonder if any medical conditions can actually eliminate one's pupils.
<Charlatan> Getting stabbed in the eyes 
<Bugweiser> "Doctor, our patient is suffering from A FUCKING KNIFE IN THE EYE SYNDROME"

<Alkthash> And really, in the thousands of years their species have intermingled, no vampire has ever knocked up a human and they don't know what the offspring will be like?
<Lauren> At some point he her his his blood, apparently, to help.
<Barcodrawing> what

<Barcode> i really hate time travel stuff
<Juan> i wonder how many times have we tried explaining doctor who to barcode
<Nitya> kinda wish we could go back in time and stop ourselves from trying

<JBridge> @crackship
<Omnipresence> Crack shipping: JBridge / JBridge

<EthZee> Come on, guys, I know I wasn't the only person to masturbate to it.