Room 208

Quote database

#12

Rated 10 by 6 users 
<goodtimesfreegrog> I have five joints on my arms!
<goodtimesfreegrog> Three of them are elbows!

#836

Rated 72 by 10 users 
<Alkthash> Onii-chan is not a synonym for friend though Nova. It is moonspeak for "Hello sibling, shall we commence with the incestual pandering?"

#1097

Rated 70 by 9 users 
<Nitya> argh
<Nitya> my dad found a set of ten identical cowboy hats with stars and stripes on them
<Nitya> "i've got a hat for every day"

#742

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<Ambiguity> Is this glaring penis related or Canada related? These choices are mutually exclusive.

#594

Rated 34 by 2 users 
<Nitya> "Silence of the Electric Sheep's final cut version!  Deckard and Hannibal's replicant have a showdown!"

#792

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<Solstace> .decide call | don't call
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<Solstace> Wimp.

#1234

Rated 61 by 6 users 
<Generality> I can't believe films are still using "10% of your brain".
<Nitya> it applies to so many things though
<Nitya> like, take tires. at any given time only a bit of it is touching the ground. probably even less than a tenth!
<Nitya> what i'm saying is if we started using 100% of our tires at once the possibilities are limitless.
<Barcode> you still always use 100% of your tyres, the whole thing contains air pressure
<Nitya> the air's not touching the ground! USELESS.

#808

Rated 34 by 2 users 
<PragmaticArenaFighterBarcode> like, I don't even know what to do here! On one side, mechwarrior 2 hud, and what looks like am echwarrior 2 planet. On the other, she's fingering herself.

#422

Rated 36 by 7 users 
<ponicalica> citizen novocaine
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Abel Cain.
<Nyaru-san> Citizen Kain: will drain you of your blood
<Nyaru-san> Citizen Kane: LIVES
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Sugarcane.
<FlyingChaucer> Citizen Michael Caine
<FlyingChaucer> Citizen Horatio... Caine.
<FlyingChaucer> YEAAAAAHHHHH!
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Rattan Cane.
<Lin_Chong> He was a drill sargeant.
<Nyaru-san> Citizen Kano
<ponicalica> citizen cane
<Lin_Chong> Citizen Candycane!

#870

Rated 61 by 6 users 
<RocketDude> How often is Omni updated, anyways?
<Cultist> Lately IllFlower's been putting it off due to being busy or being lazy or secretely a pile of pancakes or something
<RocketDude> Secret pancake man! Secret pancake man! Giving you a napkin, and taking away your name!