* Haven crashes in through a window
<Haven> Ahoy!
<sgrunt> Haven, where did you learn to make a stealthy entrance?
<Haven> From L, of course

<Myrdradek> I just helped a pregnant alleyway give birth
<Myrdradek> Planescape Torment is a good game

<AHR> .vote 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Yes|No
<feepbot> Channel vote! The choices are: [1: Yes, 2: No] . You have -21474836.0-48s to decide. Go.
<AHR> -evil laugh-
<GoggleFox> Congratulations.
<GoggleFox> It's completely borked.
<Wicked223> This vote is never gonna end, is it?

<Barcode> also i have no idea what the tech trees are
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> wait it added tech trees?
<ponicalica> C&C's always had a tech hierarchy.
<ponicalica> you have to build a refinery before you build a war factory before you build a tech center, etc.
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> true but it was less of a tree 
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> since it was pretty much "build x to get y"
<Nitya> the tech vine
<Barcode> tech pole.
<wagahaiwasaladdearu> tech southern family tree

<NEET> @defie purblind
<NEET> bleh
<Wilhelm> @denine purblind
<Wilhelm> @define purblind

<Crake> Eh, I told a little old lady that if she asked for more cream cheese on her bagel she would look like a bukkake starlet after her first bite.

<discordant> My coworker and I were talking about how naive the parents were during orientation.
<Komeiji_Koishi> @ship tsukasa/his coworker
<Omnipresence> Komeiji_Koishi: Ship request successful! <3
<Komeiji_Koishi> Where do you work at now, Tsu?
<discordant> ...
<Solstace> ...
<Solstace> That isn't Tzetze.
<Object> :/
<discordant> I am not Tzetze.
<Object> I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN
<Solstace> You fail forever, Komeiji_Koishi.
<Solstace> FOR FUCKING EVER
<Komeiji_Koishi> What
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
<Komeiji_Koishi> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Komeiji_Koishi dies
<discordant> You...
<discordant> You deserve death.
<Object> Even my stalker forgets who I am
<Puffin> Quick, Komeji, ship someone else
<Komeiji_Koishi> Object: Can I make up for it with pity rape
<Puffin> Salvage what pride you still can
<TOKAM> Fun fact: "/msg Omnipresence @trace" is your friend.
<Solstace> @ship Komeiji_Koishi/ETERNAL FAILURE
<Omnipresence> Solstace: Ship request successful! <3
<discordant> Or /whois
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
* Komeiji_Koishi stabs the fuck out of Solstace.
<discordant> *parents
* Solstace lets out one last laugh before collapsing into dust.
*** Solstace quit (Quit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
* Komeiji_Koishi curls up in corner
<discordant> .seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor
<feepbot> discordant: I have not seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor in this channel!

<DograMagra> "Could God make porn so disgusting that he couldn't fap to it?"  Good times.
<GMH> LOL
<GMH> WTF
<GMH> don't go outside, DograMagra, you might get hit by a penis-shaped bolt of lightning. 
<jseblan> Dogra: Maybe he can. The question is: Can he make porn so disgusting a human couldn't fap to it?

<+cts> Kill everybody~! Yay~!

<n> http://sharkswithanimeeyes.tumblr.com/ uh.
<ColorPrinter> sounds about right
<reyendo> so cute.
<JackMackerel> I'm fucking having heart attacks
<HederaHelix> That tumblr scares me.
<ColorPrinter> sharks are so fucking tsundere
<ColorPrinter> the uguu~ terror of the ocean