*** buttercupistiny cockpunches Charlie
<Scharlatan> >_____<
<Scharlatan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Scharlatan> THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN
<buttercupistiny> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING ME COCKPUNCHING PRIVILEGES
<JBridge> BUTTERCUP YOU FOOL CHARLATAN'S COCK IS THE BUTTON TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE

<Kashchei> the clitoris?
<Noimporta> And what would that be?

<feep> @seen Jack
<Omnipresence> feep: Jack was last seen 14 hours ago changing nick to Tzetzuooooo.
<feep> @seen Tzetzuooooo
<Omnipresence> feep: Tzetzuooooo was last seen 14 hours ago changing nick to Dadaist.
<feep> @seen Dadaist
<Omnipresence> feep: Dadaist was last seen 14 hours ago quitting IRC with the message Quit: leaving.
<feep> :(
<feep> @seen Nitya
<Omnipresence> feep: Nitya was last seen 10 hours ago changing nick to ChairOfIdeals.
<feep> @seen ChairOfIdeals
<Omnipresence> feep: ChairOfIdeals was last seen 9 hours ago changing nick to Lalonde.
<feep> @seen Lalonde
<Jackerel> Don't.
<Omnipresence> feep: Lalonde was last seen 5 hours ago changing nick to Vau.
<feep> ..
<feep> oh dear.
<Saigyouji> It's like a chain of Tzetzes.
<feep> @seen Vau
<Omnipresence> feep: Vau was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to Tsukasa.
<feep> @seen Tsukasa
<Omnipresence> feep: Tsukasa was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to asdfasdf.
<feep> .. oh COME ON
<JBridge> It's a Matryoshka doll of nicks.
<feep> @seen asdfasdf
<Omnipresence> feep: asdfasdf was last seen 4 hours ago changing nick to AnShouji.
<feep> NITYA
<feep> I WILL MURDER YOU

<taelor> So apparently, alice = lewis carrol's penis.

<Nitya> keep in mind I'm the kind of guy who has whole books on how fly eyes work
<saladofstones> you are the kind of guy I'd go to pubs with nitya
<Nitya> damn straight
<saladofstones> my dad has four rooms of our house filled with books
<Nitya> go to pubs and yell about cow shit
<saladofstones> and how eyes work
<saladofstones> fly eyes
<Nitya> how cow shit eyes work
<saladofstones> we'll get all the women and men
<saladofstones> we'd become gods
<Nitya> an unstoppable team
<saladofstones> imagine if we all died and this is the only reference the future has for our times
<saladofstones> imagine that

<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> How many bots do we have on this channel already
<Estragon> There's Omnipresence, feepbot, Nitya, IllFlower, TropeBot, mapibot, and Spacebar.
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> There will come a time when just posting "lol" will trigger twenty "Command unrecognized" messages

<IllFlower> well, it's still better than the dream I had about rotting genitalia.

<glowsquid_will_ruin_your_life> it is a well know fact that amateur Dragonforce sounds like Crazybus with downs syndrome.

<IllFlower> it wasn't my plan to RP a sarcastic character. it just happens when you're cast alongside JBridge and JackMackerel :p

<Nitya> but all that crap is just layers on top of "masamune likes him some titties" anyway