<Farce> Hansel and Grendel.  Now there's a fairy tale. :D

<JBridge> Anyone want to join me for Tribes?
<Barcodrawing> hnghrhhg
* Barcodrawing shakes
<Rig> Barcode is drawing you dicks.
<Rig> Wait, fuck.

<Solstace> Nitya: My ride flaked on me, and then I missed my bus, and ultimately spent about an hour and a half standing in the cold, underdressed. So blow me :/
<Nitya> aw.
<Nitya> but yeah, if you have a phone, you can call me and stuff if that happens.
<Solstace> Oh, cool.
<Solstace> I'll keep that in mind.
<IllFlower> Solstace: You should just call Nitya more often as a matter of course. That way, you won't have to ask him to blow you on IRC. /ducks

<Fiora> ... okay, what the heck @_@
<Fiora> I just got summoned by a guy who refused to attack
<Fiora> he just sat there with his shield, expecting me to shoot
<Fiora> at some point we got double teamed and I was killed because he still refused to attack
<Fiora> I um.  I don't know what was going on there.
<Fiora> like he was an okay meatshield but  ?????
<Alicia> Probably just takes him aegis't'slash.
<Fiora> ALICIA

<Chadrahan> Maybe we could find some way to evacuate the atmosphere from orbit, so as to asphyxiate the angels.
<Barcode> Do they breathe?
<Barcode> I suppose so.
<Wilhelm> considering orbital Angels
<Wilhelm> I'm not sure that'd work
<Chadrahan> One way to find out.
<Barcode> orbital angels —> And use the oxygen to pump up and blow up the orbital Angels. A la dig dug
<Barcode> the air*
<Chadrahan> Exactly.
<Chadrahan> Evangelion is just a fancier Dig Dug.

<feep> .jack//mackerel

<ponicalica> the video where an egg was fried in death valley was cool even thought it led to assholes trying to fry eggs without fucking skillets
<WildSeraph> Fucking the skillet is step number one in egg-frying.
<ponicalica> you don't think it was butter I was frying my eggs with, did you?

<EthZee> And now, my other impression in that series: An American Person.
* EthZee dons ten-gallon hat, grabs six-guns
<EthZee> Yeeeeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
* EthZee fires guns into the air
<EthZee> ...Thank you.

<Nitya> Keep in mind, when i use the term "murder", I use it in a broader fashion than you may be used to.
<Nitya> Turning people into sapient dickworm colonies, for one.
<saladofstones> but I guess I learned nitya likes to turn his victims into dickworm colonies because he's secretly zouken
<saladofstones> since I know this and haven't been turned into a dickworm colony yet, that makes me either the kiritsugu or the kirei of the relationship
<saladofstones> Nitya that means I get to chant bible verses and exorcise you
<saladofstones> and then Fiora snaps and becomes the anti-chirst and I have a manly fight with Illflower while Rig casts magic
<Nitya> this sounds good to me
<Fiora> I am not the anti-christ <_>

<Arha>  DragonAgeIsMediocre
<DragonAgeSucks> Yeah mediocre would be a good way of putting it.