<IronyAdams> What is a hipster? A miserable little pile of thick-rimmed glasses

<Crake> Eh, I told a little old lady that if she asked for more cream cheese on her bagel she would look like a bukkake starlet after her first bite.

<Nitya> find me an exploit to let you edit other people's favorite groups, i'll fill it with untranslated mandaean toho porn for you
<IllFlower> I, uh, is that a thing?
<Nitya> i dunno, maybe? touhou's pretty popular, right?
<Nitya> surely it has penetrated to rural iran.
<IllFlower> I Googled and found 40,900 results so I assume the answer is "yes."
<Nitya> likely.
<Nitya> the first two results are tvtropes.
<Nitya> i didn't ask for this.
<Nitya> actually i guess i did ask for this, because one of the tvtropes results is a forum post i made.
<Icon> lol.
<Icon> Current Nitya owned by Past Nitya

* Barcode[out] unfurls his age-peen
<Saladofstones> also saying unfurl and anytype of peen afterwards is just nasty
<Saladofstones> I just imagined this giant floppy worm thing coming out like one of those party fweezers
<Barcode[out]> Complete with the noise

<jseblan> yeah, but there's "not going as planned" as in "everyone dies" and then there's "not going as planned" as in "I am mugging some officer with a non-existent gun and my underwear"

<Solstace> "wading through a sea of dongs" sounds like it could be a line in a rap.
<Iverum> Or a trip to China.

<Nitya> "D-Wave does have something today that’s more computationally-useful than a roast-beef sandwich;" good to know
<Barcode[WoT]> sandwiches power programmers.
<Glowsquid> What is the comptional usefulness of a roast beef sandwich? I need a sense of scale to get the joke
<Glowsquid> How does it compare to other sorts of sandwiches?????
<RocketDude> SANDVICH MAKE PROGRAMMER STRONG

<Iverum> Bluh, I have a calcium deficiency.
<Barcode> drink more milk then
<divert_time> or kill Barcode and eat his bones
<Barcode> i'll have you know that I have all sorts of methods of neutralizing calcium-deficient threats
<AliceTensei> Kill Barcode and eat his bones mixed with milk. Made from bones.
<KanyarMaryam> .decide read more about meditation | sew | write gay porn
<feepbot> KanyarMaryam: write gay porn
<Nitya> eat gay porn made from barcode's bones.
<divert_time> write gay porn involving Barcode's bones
<KanyarMaryam> So I'm going to write the porn on his bones...?
<KanyarMaryam> And it will involve them?

<Iverum> Looking through the QDB I notice that every Soltze quote has exactly two downvotes.
<Iverum> That's adorable.
<Solstace> ...
<Solstace> fuck you guys

<AliceTensei> Bipartisanship. A boat with two spears stuck to the front.