Room 208

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#301

Rated 45 by 9 users
<IronyAdams> That is clear, but I enjoy having a Gay Old Time
<IronyAdams> I giggle when Watson ejaculates in Sherlock Holmes
<IronyAdams> And by Sherlock Holmes I mean the Sherlock Holmes stories
<Dove> Lol
<IronyAdams> WHOOPS hyuk hyuk hyuk
* IronyAdams is now known as GayWatson

#364

Rated 45 by 9 users
<Arha> If I had a million nazis~
<Arha> (If I had a million nazis)
<Arha> I'd buy you jews for your stoves
<Arha> but not real jews that's cruel

#878

Rated 52 by 11 users
<Charlatan> WHO GETS NARDPUNCHED TODAY?
<Charlatan> I DEMAND SACRIFICE.
<Solstace> JBridge.
<JBridge> Shit!
* JBridge braces for impact.
<Charlatan> YOU SHOULD BE HONORED, FOR TODAY YOU BRING GLORY TO YOUR TRIBE.
<JBridge> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Charlatan Tiger Uppercuts JBridge in the 'nards
<JBridge> UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#71

Rated 52 by 11 users
* Yuanchosaan blinks
<Yuanchosaan> I must be tired. I read the "Comics" subforum as "Conics", and spent a few seconds wondering when we had decided to devote an entire board to mathematics.

#1074

Rated 45 by 9 users
<Nitya> the adventures of one erect metallic penis in syria

#411

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Nitya> Probably not, no, since I don't have a hot girlfriend to lez out w- no, okay, that is a disgusting word.

#768

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Barcode> unlike TECHNAWLJEE, which invariably is plumes of smoke and gears
<Barcode> do not stand near plumes of gears

#624

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Tzetzuo> I inadvertently convinced my parents that I lost a contest with atashi, which is an "R&D" website.
<IllFlower> I take it your stickers came in... and I really would like to know how you got there from here.
<Tzetzuo> "So what was that letter?  Some kind of contest?" "Uh, yeah, sorta." "Did you win?" "I got some stickers." "Ha.  So what is this thing... atashi?" "It's um, it's a sort of arty website." "R&D?"
<IllFlower> You're a master of awkwardly not explaining things, aren't you.

#352

Rated 62 by 11 users
<Electivirus> Extended, my ass.
<Alkthash> Goatse?

#1269

Rated 74 by 11 users
<jseblan> yeah, but there's "not going as planned" as in "everyone dies" and then there's "not going as planned" as in "I am mugging some officer with a non-existent gun and my underwear"