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<Raine|Saigyouji|DDP> One day, there will be a forum with no basketcases. It will consist of a single post saying "Hello".
<Raine|Saigyouji|DDP> One day, there will be a forum with no basketcases. It will consist of a single post saying "Hello".
*** Kashchei joined #yackfest <sporkaganza> Anyway it has Jon Lovitz in it so it's awesome. <sporkaganza> And Phil Hartman. Yay. *** Kashchei quit (Quit: Client Exited) <Noimporta> Wow, she sure must hate Jon Lovitz.
<Rig> «Purrloin used Quick Claw to move first. Purrloin is asleep.» Well, shit. <jseblan> more like Purrloin is fast asleep <Rig> ¬.¬ <Rig> That is the worst fucking pun.
<FUCKYOUALL-kun> twistedbot: How are you? <twistedbot> FUCKYOUALL-kun: I am not a bot
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> How many bots do we have on this channel already <Estragon> There's Omnipresence, feepbot, Nitya, IllFlower, TropeBot, mapibot, and Spacebar. <LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> There will come a time when just posting "lol" will trigger twenty "Command unrecognized" messages
<Beorc> Clearly you were male in all of your past lives and are now suffering extreme gender confusion, ShoujiAn. <ShoujiAn> I wouldn't say it's extreme really. <NorthNo2> It's only a mild ghost penis
<IllFlower> "It's Not Like I Leaked These Documents to the Whole World Because I Like Freedom or Anything!" <Juan> "I Can't Believe My Little Leaker Is This Kawaii" <Fiora> NIST is the NSA's little sister <Fiora> there's incest going on <Fiora> NSA is the skeezy older brother <IllFlower> Things get rather skeevy when there are flashbacks to the NSA inserting a backdoor into the young Dual_EC_DRBG standard. <IllFlower> "But, but, NSA-oniichan, if I do that, they'll be able to see everything!" <IllFlower> "It's okay, Dual_EC_DRBG. I'm the only one who'll ever see it." <Section42L> the CIA is the father who's never around, except during that one episode when the NSA's origin story is explained and the father comes back to bitch at him <Juan> IllFlower's profound knowledge of incest anime is terrifying yet amusing
<feepbot> Current score: [subs: 2, dubs: 5] . 20.93 seconds left. <feepbot> Time's up! The winner is subs with 2 votes! Thanks for voting.
<GMH> anyone here speak russian? <JBridge> Nein. <AttObl> Iie. <JetstreamJuan> no <JetstreamJuan> that's spanish for no
<IllFlower> I would write a Solstace/Tzetze haiku, but just writing out their names takes nine of the seventeen mora I have available [...] <IllFlower> ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス but that lacks the essential //poetry// of a haiku. <IllFlower> On the other hand, since nobody here can actually read that, I'll just write random Japanese gibberish and pretend it's Soltze haiku. <oneironaut> @translate ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス <Omnipresence> oneironaut: Google translation from Japanese (auto-detected) to English: Tsetse brute mouth gently Sorusutasu