<saladofstones>  And so the matous said, and let be known, let us be a dick to orphans because it powers our magecraft, amen
<Nova> "I only have to refuse to feed.... twenty-six more starving orphans and I'll advance to Rank 7!"
<Nova> "I am so close to Rank 8 I can almost smell it. I think I'll go kick a puppy, that'll get me up there."
<saladofstones> "If I cause a baby to cry five more times, I'll get +5 to my magic stat"
<JBridge> I thought that'd bump up CHA, if anything.
<Nova> "If I steal candy from eleven more babies, I'll get +3 Strength, but I dunno, man. Strength is my dump stat, maybe it'd be better to work on my Magic some more."

<Rotty> ... Aon, why are you furry?
<HappyFurryTeenager> RP
<HappyFurryTeenager> That will soon be ending...
<Rotty> Ah, so it's not "Stopped shaving my legs."

<IllFlower> "It sucks MCA died but I don't understand why people are so upset. He'll be headlining a concert with Tupac before you know it." // it hurts to laugh
<Charlatan> Hatsune Miku now guards the pearly gates.
<RocketDude> That's a frightening image.
<Charlatan> All weeaboos go to Heaven?
<HederaHelix> Miku would've needed to have been alive for that to happen, according to most interpretations
<Charlatan> uh uh uh she's the voice of the Metatron yeah that's it

<ColorPrinter> "The Water Buffalo Cow gores The Minotaur in the head with her right horn, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!"
<ColorPrinter> I don't even
<ColorPrinter> A minotaur just got its ass handed to it by a few humans (i have no idea where they came from), and my livestock.

<Barcode> oh my god i'm on question nineteen just tell me what kind of gay i am

<Saladofstones> seems like they were worried about having a maoist revolution of some sorts
<Saladofstones> there are too many isms in communism
<Saladofstones> we need a new proletariat revolution and combine all the isms into one big ism
<Saladofstones> we shall call it the great ism, and it shall be glorious

<Nitya> "Imagine taking a call from your refrigerator without picking up your smartphone."
<Specialist290> Why would my refrigerator be calling me in the first place?
<IllFlower> to gossip about your toaster, obviously.
<Barcode> washing machine is being SO grumpy lately
<IllFlower> and Jesus Christ, could you do something about the oven? she makes my job so much harder

<Rotty> Tze: When will they make a ponibaby?
<Nitya> Let me consult the spirits
*** Nitya is now known as Haruspex
* Haruspex slays a goat
<Haruspex> alright let's see
<Haruspex> I think the leaking shit shows a May birth

<CharlatanAznable> Raep in the mornin raep in the evenin raep at supper time~

<ponicalica> see, in real life codenames come from porn films, not computers
<Juan> call me
<Juan> big wet asses 20
<Juan> lmao i just had a terrible thought
<Juan> Barcode[out] probably hates porn because it's full of sequels
<Barcode[out]> Snort
<Barcode[out]> Neither confirm nor deny
<Barcode[out]> Broke from the mainstream long ago, looking for the most independent and unique pornography on the planet 
<Barcode[out]> Bootlegged Iranian pornaganda
<Barcode[out]> Sex tapes set to the space roar
<Barcode[out]> I have found my home in Outer Porno