#1162
<Puffin> also, I tried raw milk for the first time today. very tasty. go bribe a farmer and get some <Haven> Sounds like a raw deal <FTLIicia> That was udderly hilarious. <Juan> what is wrong with you people <FTLIicia> Everything.
<Puffin> also, I tried raw milk for the first time today. very tasty. go bribe a farmer and get some <Haven> Sounds like a raw deal <FTLIicia> That was udderly hilarious. <Juan> what is wrong with you people <FTLIicia> Everything.
<Barcode> cat. CZT <Barcode> CAT <Barcode> my face is not an appropriate lounging location
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia <Alicia> Yes? <MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia! <Alicia> Yeeeeeees? <MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <Alicia> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT <MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one <Alicia> CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIIIIEEE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT <taelor> get a room, you two. <MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia <Alicia> Hi
<Solstace> HEY, NITYA, I HAVE A PDF FOR YOU! <Nitya> OMGF!!!!! <Nitya> ...oh my godding fuck? hm
<Saladofstones> all I can think of is a belgian expression for when something is useless <Saladofstones> "its as useless as the pecker on the pope" <Juardboiled> "belgian" <Juardboiled> oh <Saladofstones> what <Saladofstones> you gonna knock my people <Juardboiled> yes wha chu gunna do bub <Saladofstones> I'll love you so tenderly man * Juardboiled rips off shirt to reveal another shit saying no sorry i'm taken <Rig> Juan is just covered in layers of shit. <Barcode> dude, is that a fucking biological ability <Barcode> growing shirts <Rig> My biological ability is not giving shits. <Rig> I'm a mutant. <Rig> Mister No Shits Given <Juardboiled> that explains so much about rig
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> PERSONALLY I'M GETTING TIRED OF PEOPLE USING THEIR AUTISM AS EVEN A PARTIAL ALIBI. <Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> I MEAN I'M AUTISTIC AND I'M PERFECTLY COHERENT AND STABLE. <Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> ... <Charlatan|EXPLETIVE> OH WAIT.
<Barcode> "Environmental Enforcement Officer" Hell yes. <Barcode> "Spallini, when I get to the bottom of your oil trading black market, your ass is grass." <IllFlower> "Literally. I will inject chlorophyll *into* your gluteus maximus."
<Puffin> I thought Dr. Who was supposed to be a whimsical show for small children <taelor> isn't there a spin off with tons of sex and violence. <Rig> Yeah <Rig> Torchwood. <Myrmidon> Well DW is supposed to be more of a family show <Barcode> iirc doctor who still features shit like demons that snap people's necks when they're not looking and stuff, so like. not toddlers <Nitya> don't you remember that carmen sandiego episode where she steals American credibility in 'nam
<CTrombley> Everyone knows that lesbians get a free toaster oven if they recruit new lesbians.
<Cultist> Well what do you stuff into things? Tofu-filled celery? Ridiculous. <Cultist> And then.. you could stab the celery into a potato <Barcodere> a chunk of tofu stuffed with jalapeño stuffed into a pumpkin <Barcodere> pofuño