Room 208

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#1004

Rated 72 by 10 users
<IllFlower> today on "oh, IllFlower, that ledge on the roof looks awful tempting right about now...":
<IllFlower> >"I only got one line of your message"
<IllFlower> >there's only one line *in* the message
<IllFlower> >"but what does it *mean*??!!"

#297

Rated 52 by 14 users
*** Kashchei joined #yackfest
<sporkaganza> Anyway it has Jon Lovitz in it so it's awesome.
<sporkaganza> And Phil Hartman. Yay.
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<Noimporta> Wow, she sure must hate Jon Lovitz.

#1051

Rated 70 by 9 users
<saladofstones> concept art is my body and sketches are my blood
<saladofstones> I have created over a thousand sabers
<saladofstones> Unknown to Sleep, Nor known to Daylight
<saladofstones> Have withstood sleep deprivation to create many Sabers
<saladofstones> yet, these hands will never hold anything
<saladofstones> so as I pray
<saladofstones> official design works

#912

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Puffin> My mom did a lot of it in college and really enjoyed it
<Puffin> by it, I mean ethnomusicology, and also weed

#731

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Charlatan> +say HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
<rollermine> Charlatan: HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
<Charlatan> ...
<Charlatan> I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKER TO *QUOTE* ME
<Vernal> .addquote Charlatan <Charlatan> I SUCK COCKS
<Vernal> 100% accurate
<Vernal> well actually, I only used half the text, which concentrates the correctness.
<Vernal> So it's more like 200%.
<saladofstones> if I were to add cocks would it be 400 percent correct?
<Vernal> More cocks is always more correct.
<IllFlower> saladofstones: Gotta be careful with highly concentrated correctness. You could kill someone with that.

#74

Rated 77 by 34 users
<Kanade> they do say birds of the same feather fuck together
<Kanade> *flock
<Kanade> I MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> I TOTALLY MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> SERIOUSLY
<Kanade> oh god damn it

#312

Rated 47 by 12 users
<MondayFridayPlane> !pickpocket GMH
* Mio-chan approaches GMH stealthily...
* Mio-chan fingers GMH's pocket and pilfers...
<Mio-chan> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07!
* Mio-chan blushes deeply upon seeing the doujins.
* GMH approaches Mio-chan stealthily...
* GMH fingers Mio-chan's pocket and pilfers...
<GMH> Konata's purchases from Fuyucomi '07!
* GMH drops and washes hands upon seeing the bodily fluids covering them.

#1279

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Foombazzle> and every time I take a cab it seems like the gahmens put up another f*cking ero gantry. Cant seem to go anywhere without going through like 3 of the buggers now
<Foombazzle> *erp
<IllFlower> An ero gantry would be something else entirely.
<Foombazzle> well they both put their hands in your pocket and leave you feeling screwed

#925

Rated 41 by 8 users
<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.

#988

Rated 72 by 10 users
<IllFlower> wise uncle zeroplusalpha, who is also occasionally a mean uncle
<zeroplusalpha> Is there any other kind of uncle?
<ponicalica> creepy uncle
<zeroplusalpha> OK, apart from that one.
<IllFlower> he's got a bit of that too *cough*moe anime*cough*
<zeroplusalpha> Oi.
<zeroplusalpha> I have at *least* two more years before my anime folder puts me on government watchlists.