<Abyssinia> He's generally agreed to have invented firefighting, libraries, and prostitution, though. <Abyssinia> And lightning. <stiva> I heard he invented thinking. <Abyssinia> That's actually an urban legend, he just applied for the first American patent on it.
<Barcode> i told you about the guy who painted a zizek portrait at some art thing i went to, right? * Nitya imagines Call of Cthulhu, but with the poets and sculptors arting zizek instead of cthulhu <Barcode> i had to walk down an alley, i was increasingly nervous about the people around me <Nitya> The alleyway had an oppressive quality Barcode could not stop to define. Not just the walls, but the masses of people around him seemed to press in. From the ghetto, they were, [about a paragraph of racism] until he came to rest at the stand. There, only there, did he look up, only to see the Slovenian
<Charlatan> @topic Dark Soles II - Prepare Toe Die <Haven> bet sprucezeus’ll get a kick out of that <Charlatan> ..........*slow clap* <Medicine> Make all the puns you want, just be sure not to put your foot in your mouth.
<Jimbobbowilly> .deicide Allah|Vishnu|Ahura Mazda
<jseblan> I'm downloading Oblivion at 600 kbps, this is great <jseblan> It's usually 250-300 kbps <Charlatan> STOP <Charlatan> YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
<Arha> I like my women like I like my coffee <Arha> COVERED IN BEES <Noimporta> You have an unusual taste in coffee.
<ColorPrinter> AN ANT BIT MY COCK OKAY
*** Noimporta left the room (quit: Quit: Clap on! , Clap off! Clap@#&$NO CARRIER).
<Nitya> "You need a passport to buy bread." "Here you go." "This passport is not valid because you are naked in the passport photo. HA HAAAA HA HAHAHA" man i hate that dream
<JackMackerel> Actually, I'd just like to fuck Tzetze. *** Nitya left #yackfest (grody) [...] *** Nitya joined #yackfest <JackMackerel> I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE RAPIST. *** Nitya left #yackfest (nvm)