<Saladofstones> they did a striptease to lure out a god
<Lin_Chong> I've done that.
<Lin_Chong> The god didn't come.
<Saladofstones> thats because you're either not a virgin lin chong or not a miko
<Lin_Chong> I don't know what I am anymore.
<Saladofstones> if you're a virgin, call me, I'm totally a god
<Saladofstones> from nigeria
<Saladofstones> I need to distill your virginess to sell viagra overseas

<ponicalica> what was the name of the grad student who killed his advisor
<ponicalica> ted streleski
<AliceTensei> "In 1993 Streleski was turned down for a fare box repair position with the San Francisco Municipal Railway after his crimes came to light." He might... murder the fare box?
<Nitya> 16th year pursuing his doctorate <-- ._.
<GMH> > after his crimes came to light
<GMH> > crimes
<GMH> isn't this just one crime?
<GMH> someone go fix that
<GMH> i don't feel like signing into wikipedia
<ponicalica> you can edit wikipedia anonymously
<GMH> i don't feel like it
<Corvidium> there are two crimes
<Corvidium> the first is the murder, obviously
<Corvidium> the second is being in grad school for 16 years
<Nitya> done
<Corvidium> Nitya, why did you introduce an error into Wikipedia
<Nitya> spite
<Nitya> fuck the world

<saladofstones> last time I QDB'd something I broke it
<saladofstones> and I don't think the all-mighty Illflower will stand for it again
<RocketDude> Just try it again.
<RocketDude> I'd do it, but lazy
<saladofstones> if I break everything I blame barcode
<Nitya> And barcode can blame Jackerel, thus completing the cycle.
<saladofstones> and then jackerel can get banned for our sins
<RocketDude> But who will Jackerel blame?
<Nitya> It doesn't matter because we'll kickban him because he's obviously lying and it was his fault.
<Barcode> forgive us, Vater, for we do not know what we do.

[discussing China Mieville]
<bogo_lode> i'm thinking more about his books
<bogo_lode> they essentially all have the protags win
<bogo_lode> but in a way that is horrible and despair inducing
<Barcode> and lo, the protagonists won so hard they became the villains and lost to themselves
<bogo_lode> that kinda happens in the squid one

* Roland lives!
* jseblan shoots Roland
<jseblan> NO

<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni.
<Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back.
<Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls.
<Iverum> Welp.
<Iverum> We can leave now.
<Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace.
<Xeniera> Hahahahahaha
<Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.

<IllFlower> Hm, people are talking about over-Americanized subs. I'm tempted to form a Real American(tm) sub group in response.
<IllFlower> "We also take offense to the increase in 'Americanization' of fansubs, but for a different reason: these so-called 'American' subs in no way represent true conservative American values, as our Founding Fathers intended. We at Real America Subs want to correct this grievous wrong."
<IllFlower> "Q: Why are you subtitling Japanese television shows? Aren't you just supporting the exporting of our entertainment industry and taking away American jobs? // A: We believe that the Japanese entertainment industry would not exist had America not brought democracy to the country after World War II; thus, anime is actually American, and any claims otherwise are an affront to American exceptionalism."
<IllFlower> "Q: How am I supposed to find your releases? They're not on BitTorrent or XDCC. // A: BitTorrent is socialism in disguise, as it asks us to rely on our peers and redistribute our wealth through the practice of 'seeding'. Conservasubs believes that the free market should be allowed to determine a price for our subtitles. If you would like a copy, please send $750 to P.O. Box 1846, St. Petersburg, FL 33701."

<Nitya> Porn with dialogue entirely in sonnet form.
<GuitarBizarre> ...
<GuitarBizarre> I'd watch that.
<blamspam> Sexy.

<zeroplusalpha> Whatever it is, the answer is clearly not to stick a candle in your ear.
<GuitarBizarre> its a short term solution at best

<Matrix> i would say you guys are weird but you're tropers it's a given