Room 208

Quote database

#416

Rated 56 by 9 users
<JBridge|elsewhere> Obviously, Nagato is connected to a plane filled with skeletons preforming basic instructions. The Data Integrated Sentient Entity is actually a lich.

#354

Rated 21 by 14 users
<GMH> dude
<GMH> this game is more complicated than magic the gathering
<GMH> seriously
<ponicalica> GMH: Bigger prizes, too.

#1255

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Barcode> oh my god i'm on question nineteen just tell me what kind of gay i am

#942

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Cultist> I'm glad my inability to explain myself led to pictures of cat castration

#1245

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Myrdradek> I just helped a pregnant alleyway give birth
<Myrdradek> Planescape Torment is a good game

#389

Rated 72 by 16 users
<IllFlower> And up and down the internet, heads suddenly jumped to attention upon the announcement that a girl is acquiring glasses...

#728

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Miijhal> But, just as a comparison, mountain dew is only about four times more acidic than vaginal fluid.
<Miijhal> Obviously having sex makes your dick melt.
<Barchores> I had no idea women were actually xenomorphs

#1019

Rated 69 by 14 users
<Rig> An excuse to ban someone is always fun for me.
<Nitya> anyway have you /cs clear users'd yet
<Rig> IllFlower doesn't let me.
<Rig> I have to kick everyone manually because dictatorship.
<Nitya> God damn it IllFlower you are the worst fucking tyrant.  Like come the fuck on, where are my death squads?  I want to be forced against a wall and obliterated by a misguided kid barely younger than I am who will think I was a threat to human peace for years, as he fights off the slowly dawning realization that "I was just following orders" won't be taken seriously

#884

Rated 51 by 4 users
<Iverum> Bluh, I have a calcium deficiency.
<Barcode> drink more milk then
<divert_time> or kill Barcode and eat his bones
<Barcode> i'll have you know that I have all sorts of methods of neutralizing calcium-deficient threats
<AliceTensei> Kill Barcode and eat his bones mixed with milk. Made from bones.
<KanyarMaryam> .decide read more about meditation | sew | write gay porn
<feepbot> KanyarMaryam: write gay porn
<Nitya> eat gay porn made from barcode's bones.
<divert_time> write gay porn involving Barcode's bones
<KanyarMaryam> So I'm going to write the porn on his bones...?
<KanyarMaryam> And it will involve them?

#555

Rated 68 by 8 users
<IllFlower> "YOU DON'T GET TO 500 MILLION SLEEP DEPRIVED RAMBLES WITHOUT MAKING A FEW SENSICAL COMMENTS"