<Barcode> hm, how does bgtb draw butts

<Barcode> "Environmental Enforcement Officer" Hell yes.
<Barcode> "Spallini, when I get to the bottom of your oil trading black market, your ass is grass."
<IllFlower> "Literally. I will inject chlorophyll *into* your gluteus maximus."

<Lou> [/me strikes Motoko with the Shotgun of Stop Shipping]
<Osip_Zhgun[Barcode]> [that just fans the fires! hitting people with your rifle is known as butt-stroking]

* ponicalica isn't particularly creative with his cursing
<ponicalica> Mostly I fuck everything remotely associated with the thing I'm mad at
<GMH> are you sure they're clean?
<GMH> you might wanna get checked.

<JuanCarlos> why do is it that whenever i decide to check this channel, i always return to dildoes or mackerel being all creepy towards Cultist

<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> oh wonderful, I knocked the ethernet cable loose again
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> this cable is awful.
<RocketDude> Dang
<RocketDude> Wait, how are you still talking to us
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> RocketDude: computers akimbo
<RocketDude> Okay, I'm laughing at the image of a Neo clone spinning computer towers on his fingers
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> click *spinGRINGRINDGRINDINGNOISE* both towers now have broken hard drives

<iamb> It's like riffing an acid trip with explosions.

-!- ponicalica is now known as poniclassica
<Kirino> have a safe strip
<Kirino> er, trip
<Kirino> ...~___~

[after discussion of Genesis 38:8-10 and Matthew 5:28]
<Buttercupistiny> all of you need to go to the mass confessions this advent season
<Buttercupistiny> good gravy
<bogo_lode> is that a euphemism for the product of masturbation?
<Buttercupistiny> DOUBLE CONFESSION
<bogo_lode> "i confess… that Buttercupistiny kept saying salacious things and putting immoral images into my brain"

<Rotty> ... Aon, why are you furry?
<HappyFurryTeenager> RP
<HappyFurryTeenager> That will soon be ending...
<Rotty> Ah, so it's not "Stopped shaving my legs."