<Juan> yo at the risk of sounding like someone with a death wish
<JBridge> Do it.
<Nitya> jbridge............................
<JBridge> What?

<Kaliayev> parrots are the reason pirate captains usually only have one leg, a hook for a hand and a missing eye

<Insidious> .decide wangs | vaginas
<feepbot> Insidious: vaginas
<RoseLalonde> Read that as: Insidious Vaginas.
<RoseLalonde> I tell ya man, they're trying to eat your dick.
<Insidious> I've known some insidious ones, yes
<RoseLalonde> Right off.
<AliceTensei> Vagina dentata?
<ponicalica> Virginia dentata.
<AliceTensei> Attack of the man-eating US States.
<RoseLalonde> When states go cannibalistic.
<Insidious> thats what west virginia has been protecting us against
<RoseLalonde> It's also the first victim.
<RoseLalonde> Rhode Island never stood a chance either.

<Tibetanfox> Charlatan: Exactly. Games should not make you jump through too many hoops to let you turn into a bear.

-!- JackMackerel is now known as ARooster
<+Alkthash> Stop being a cock Jackerel.

<Zudak> Does it do that automatically based on IP?
<feep> yes
<Nitya> yes.
<Zudak> ...is there an echo in here?
<Arha> No
<Nitya> MOLECULAR STEEL

<Barcode> Penguin asked for a book recommendation, RocketDude suggested a battletech novel (?????) that had Vietnam parallels, JBridge didn't understand one of the parallels, saladofstones started talking about it because that's his job~

<TParadox> Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
<TParadox> Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

<Nitya> BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, WHO BELIEVES IN UNORIGINALITY

<Barcode> "Cemetery Support Clerk" amazingly depressing job
<IllFlower> "Have you tried rebooting the deceased?"