<zeroplusalpha> Maybe in like five years we'll have COD XIII-2: People's Liberation for make benefit for glory of People's Republic.

<Rig> I want to see a lady covered in spiders.

<Charlatan> I fucking hate ice.
<Charlatan> I fucking hate how it's everywhere in this town.
<Charlatan> I hate nearly slipping and busting my ass approx. twice a day if not more.
<Charlatan> I hate that there is an especially icy patch of ice in the driveway outside my dorm which even covers the sidewalk.
<Charlatan> I hate ice freezing and then melting and then freezing again in a different spot that throws me off.
<IllFlower> You should buy a flamethrower and become a badass over-the-top video game protagonist.
<Charlatan> A berserker-packing man-and-a-half?
<IllFlower> "HELL HAS FROZEN OVER, AND ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE SURE IT BURNS AGAIN."

<krrackknut> Is Mapi here?
<Nous> Mapi is here.  Mapi is there.  Mapi is everywhere.  You and I are Mapi.  You and I are one.  All are one with Mapi.  Mapi is one with all.
<Nous> That totally didn't sound creepy.

<Alkthash> Oh god, there is nothing that is not terrifying about duck reproduction

<Mari0Printer> You wanted a clear explanation
<Mari0Printer> You poor poo
<Mari0Printer> *fool
<Mari0Printer> YOU POOR POOOOOOOOO

<zeroplusalpha> Well I think so far the crown in gratuitous serialisation is still FF. We're at what, XV now?
<zeroplusalpha> Pretty soon they're going to have to start using hexadecimal, in which case I eagerly await FFFF, the 255th iteration.

*** ponicalica was kicked by IllFlower (get it off get it off get it *off*)
<ponigirl> STOP KICKING HIM, JERK
*** ponicalica has joined
<IllFlower> MAKE ME, JERK
<ponicalica> is this a catfight?
<IllFlower> MAYBE IT IS, JERK
<ponigirl> NOBODY ASKED YOU, JERK
* zeroplusalpha pretends to be very interested in the carpet all of a sudden.
<zeroplusalpha> "My, what a lovely weave."
<IllFlower> STOP OGLING THE CARPET, JERK
<ponigirl> THAT CARPET ISN'T BEING PRETTY FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT, IT IS ITS OWN PRIZE
<IllFlower> GOD, PONIGIRL, DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN JERKS DO THAT
<ponigirl> YES, I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHAT JERKS.

* Barcode[out] unfurls his age-peen
<Saladofstones> also saying unfurl and anytype of peen afterwards is just nasty
<Saladofstones> I just imagined this giant floppy worm thing coming out like one of those party fweezers
<Barcode[out]> Complete with the noise

<GMH> #yackfest i am disappoint
<Juan> Turns out that people recognize cars easier than flying lolls
<RocketDude> Dude, I coulda told you that people will recognize a Ford Mustang more reliably than a Touhou