<IllFlower> I would write a Solstace/Tzetze haiku, but just writing out their names takes nine of the seventeen mora I have available
[...]
<IllFlower> ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス but that lacks the essential //poetry// of a haiku.
<IllFlower> On the other hand, since nobody here can actually read that, I'll just write random Japanese gibberish and pretend it's Soltze haiku.
<oneironaut> @translate ツェツェに そっと口づく ソルスタス
<Omnipresence> oneironaut: Google translation from Japanese (auto-detected) to English: Tsetse brute mouth gently Sorusutasu

<IllFlower> Actually-actually, now that I think about it, @help should return a private notice. Oh, well, I don't think anyone's going to be entertained by @help spamming.
<Jack> I don't know, IllFlower, we do get pretty bored...
<StarGirl00> @help
<Omnipresence> StarGirl00: as, crackship, define, g, gcalc, google, jdic, lastfm, moeccount, moefy, moesupply, omochi, quote, seen, ship, time, trope, users, w, wr, youtube, yt (see https://omnipresence.atashi.org/commands/ for details)
<Parable> @help
<Omnipresence> Parable: as, crackship, define, g, gcalc, google, jdic, lastfm, moeccount, moefy, moesupply, omochi, quote, seen, ship, time, trope, users, w, wr, youtube, yt (see https://omnipresence.atashi.org/commands/ for details)
<AttObl> IllFlower: Since this chatroom is getting slow, and we're bored...
<IllFlower> Then I'll kick people. I find that quite entertaining. :D

<NEET> @defie purblind
<NEET> bleh
<Wilhelm> @denine purblind
<Wilhelm> @define purblind

<Nitya> If I don't successfully pick up 420 girls, I am going to die in a lot of different ways.

<IronyAdams> That is clear, but I enjoy having a Gay Old Time
<IronyAdams> I giggle when Watson ejaculates in Sherlock Holmes
<IronyAdams> And by Sherlock Holmes I mean the Sherlock Holmes stories
<Dove> Lol
<IronyAdams> WHOOPS hyuk hyuk hyuk
* IronyAdams is now known as GayWatson

<discordant> My coworker and I were talking about how naive the parents were during orientation.
<Komeiji_Koishi> @ship tsukasa/his coworker
<Omnipresence> Komeiji_Koishi: Ship request successful! <3
<Komeiji_Koishi> Where do you work at now, Tsu?
<discordant> ...
<Solstace> ...
<Solstace> That isn't Tzetze.
<Object> :/
<discordant> I am not Tzetze.
<Object> I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN
<Solstace> You fail forever, Komeiji_Koishi.
<Solstace> FOR FUCKING EVER
<Komeiji_Koishi> What
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
<Komeiji_Koishi> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Komeiji_Koishi dies
<discordant> You...
<discordant> You deserve death.
<Object> Even my stalker forgets who I am
<Puffin> Quick, Komeji, ship someone else
<Komeiji_Koishi> Object: Can I make up for it with pity rape
<Puffin> Salvage what pride you still can
<TOKAM> Fun fact: "/msg Omnipresence @trace" is your friend.
<Solstace> @ship Komeiji_Koishi/ETERNAL FAILURE
<Omnipresence> Solstace: Ship request successful! <3
<discordant> Or /whois
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
* Komeiji_Koishi stabs the fuck out of Solstace.
<discordant> *parents
* Solstace lets out one last laugh before collapsing into dust.
*** Solstace quit (Quit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
* Komeiji_Koishi curls up in corner
<discordant> .seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor
<feepbot> discordant: I have not seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor in this channel!

<Juan> yeah man true friendship is when you can just go straight up to a friend and call them a motherfucker. if they're offended, then those people and you can't be friends
<Juan> this is a fact of life

<soc> nobody wants to hear about how I scrape dried grease and oil off my body every night
<CatEgg> I'm sure someone here does
<jbit> there's probably some dude on craigslist who cares
<soc> :/
<jbit> he might even pay you to watch

<Buttercupistiny> DOODLEBUG
<Buttercupistiny> I FINISH SCHOOL ON THE SIXTH
<Haven|SerendipityGospels> School story, bro

<killerrabbit> excuse me a moment, I must give my thrice daily thanks to Athe