<Saturn> BEAM ME UP YODA

<feep> .jack//mackerel

Korgmeister: Dude this is like Metal Wolf Chaos: The Eroge.

<Solstace> I still don't get why those hardcore Christians have such a hardtime accepting Muslims.
<AliceTensei> And this is why the terrorists won!
<AliceTensei> BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
<RocketDude> Terrorists Win! /Counter-Strike

<IllFlower> Okay, channel, I can no longer pretend to understand you. Good night. Enjoy your futa hentai, Charlatan.

<BonSequitur> So, so much sympathy for Santorum.
<BonSequitur> Really. I am literally gushing sympathy for the poor, poor man.
<CTrombley> Are you politically conservative, Bonne?
<BonSequitur> No, I'm sarcastic.
<CTrombley> A very common political conviction.

<Alkthash> the minesweeper fix has turned me onto a whole new genre of smut.

<TibetanFox> What's this about yackfest moving?
<Nitya> We're moving to a circa 1987 Unix network for backwards compatibility and futanari reasons.
<RocketDude> Futas of '87?
<Nitya> The hit independent porn film, yes

<Motoko> そうなの？これは日本語じゃないかなぁ・・・
<U_B> All I'm getting out of that is "bla bla bla?  Bla bla Japanese Language bla bla bla trailing off I am a foreign spy"

<AliceTensei  "If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand" Hime?
[seconds later]
<RocketDude> Also, obviously, you have to find an anime character and make them understand that your son is "using Quake"
<AliceTensei> Hmm. Does the emperor of Japan have a daughter?
<AliceTensei> Ah. Yes he does.
<AliceTensei> So clearly, we need to find his daughter, and inform her about Quake.