Room 208

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#272

Rated 46 by 19 users
<JBridge> So yeah.
<JBridge> Back to Macross.
<JBridge> Er, MAKOROSU.
<GMH> did you just PURPOSELY CALL A SERIES WITH A COMPETENT ENGLISH NAME BY JAPANGRISH?
<GMH> JBRIDGE?
JBridge> YES?
<GMH> YOU
<GMH> YOU
<GMH> DOUBLE OTAKUR

#1059

Rated 73 by 17 users
<Nitya> I did not know that you could do this to penises.
<Fiora> see, nitya, you'll become an expert in things that can be done to penises.
<Alicia> Been his dream for such a long time.
<Nitya> I'm already an expert in that, baby.
* Nitya winks

#434

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Raine|Saigyouji|DDP> One day, there will be a forum with no basketcases. It will consist of a single post saying "Hello".

#756

Rated 65 by 7 users
<SpruceZeus> Looking at some Rob Liefeld art gave me an idea
<stiva> ... that sentence terrifies me, SpruceZeus

#452

Rated 62 by 11 users
* Haven crashes in through a window
<Haven> Ahoy!
<sgrunt> Haven, where did you learn to make a stealthy entrance?
<Haven> From L, of course

#17

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Noimporta> Well, the shower is calling for me, I don't know why it suddenly has a voice, but it's a pretty good sign that I should go there
<Noimporta> or that I'm clinically insane, but whatever

#1186

Rated 44 by 3 users
<jseblan> oh man I love quicksaving/quickloading in Skyrim's PC version
<jseblan> "God I hate Nazeem" *F5* "haha I killed Nazeem" *F9* "I'll kill him again and again and again and again-"

#70

Rated 72 by 22 users
<JBridge> I remember back around my sophomore year in high school, two girls came up to me, and asked if I had fallopian tubes. I said no, and mentioned something about their epidermis showing.
<JBridge> Now however, I realize how I SHOULD'VE responded.
<JBridge> "Yes. They're not mine, but I DO have them. If you want to see, I could bring the jar in some time."
<GuitarBizarre> Yeah. Flirting, disgusting, and witty in one fell swoop
<GuitarBizarre> you'd have been knee deep in vagina by the time you turned around
<Jayden> Ewwwww
<Jayden> As a friendly word of advice; it's not your leg you're supposed to stuff in there
<Jayden> If you're knee deep in vagina you're doing it very wrong
<GuitarBizarre> Jayden: or horrifically right!

#12

Rated 10 by 6 users
<goodtimesfreegrog> I have five joints on my arms!
<goodtimesfreegrog> Three of them are elbows!

#630

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Chadrahan> Maybe we could find some way to evacuate the atmosphere from orbit, so as to asphyxiate the angels.
<Barcode> Do they breathe?
<Barcode> I suppose so.
<Wilhelm> considering orbital Angels
<Wilhelm> I'm not sure that'd work
<Chadrahan> One way to find out.
<Barcode> orbital angels —> And use the oxygen to pump up and blow up the orbital Angels. A la dig dug
<Barcode> the air*
<Chadrahan> Exactly.
<Chadrahan> Evangelion is just a fancier Dig Dug.