<JBridge> I worked from 6:00 to 9:30 today. <JBridge> Specifically, 6:00 AM to 9:30 PM. <JBridge> But hey, I'm getting $95 out of the deal. <RocketDude> Wow. Are you feeling okay? <JBridge> I'm feeling a bit exhausted. <RocketDude> A /bit?/ <Haruspex> I'm going to assume you were working as a gigolo. <RocketDude> If he was, then I'd salute his stamina. <JBridge> Well, I was serving a lot of people.
<Kshch> god, why do people not have facebook in this day and age? <Kshch> now i have to solicit sex in person, how dreadful
<Rotty> ... Aon, why are you furry? <HappyFurryTeenager> RP <HappyFurryTeenager> That will soon be ending... <Rotty> Ah, so it's not "Stopped shaving my legs."
<JuanCarlos> @yt Congratulations EVA 14 languages <Omnipresence> JuanCarlos: YouTube: Obama's Bra 54 Double "D", 2702333 views <JuanCarlos> ...
<Cultist> well WHATEVER you're not good enough for my spontaneous bird ejaculations anyway <Barcode[WoT]> birds with premature ejaculations. a very narrow pharmaceutical market
* ponicalica isn't particularly creative with his cursing <ponicalica> Mostly I fuck everything remotely associated with the thing I'm mad at <GMH> are you sure they're clean? <GMH> you might wanna get checked.
<TParadox> Why did the hipster burn his mouth? <TParadox> Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.
<Inquiline> If I can convince people I'm a Mormon with a god complex, I'm okay with that
<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises <qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth <saladofstones> but <saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this
<Yuan|Cooking> Drat. <Yuan|Cooking> I don't know which wine to add. <Solstace> Add the most expensive one you can find. <Solstace> That way, if it turns out bad, you can call it an acquired taste.