Room 208

Quote database

#665

Rated 30 by 4 users
<Inquiline> If I can convince people I'm a Mormon with a god complex, I'm okay with that

#1074

Rated 45 by 9 users
<Nitya> the adventures of one erect metallic penis in syria

#1030

Rated 76 by 12 users
<RocketDude> Cooking isn't about why, it's about why not

#1216

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Charlatan> @topic Dark Soles II - Prepare Toe Die
<Haven> bet sprucezeus’ll get a kick out of that
<Charlatan> ..........*slow clap*
<Medicine> Make all the puns you want, just be sure not to put your foot in your mouth.

#273

Rated 57 by 16 users
<GuitarBizarre> FieldsOfPorn: I love the idea that the fact I'm not overly reliant on a huge stash of digitised naked women, is somehow cause to believe I'm square.
<GuitarBizarre> The reality is, I'm too busy ballin' mad honeys to bother with porn.
<FieldsOfPorn> GuitarBizarre: Hey, I don't have a stash of naked woman. No, what makes you a square is a lack of a cache of pictures of men doing it. God.
<GuitarBizarre>  FieldsOfPorn: {{only straight male}}
<TropeBot> Trope OnlyStraightMale doesn't exist. Closest match: Even The Guys Want Him http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenTheGuysWantHim
<GuitarBizarre> I believe the tropebot link is explanation enough.

#299

Rated 73 by 23 users
*** Lin_Chongy joined #yackfest
<Lin_Chongy> Lin Chongy? Good Lord, what am I, a rapper?
*** Lin_Chongy is now known as Lin_Chong
<VerticalPig> "LIN CHONGY IN DA HOOOOUUUUUUUUUSE! Just a kid from Shanghai, but my words, they don't lie..."

#870

Rated 61 by 6 users
<RocketDude> How often is Omni updated, anyways?
<Cultist> Lately IllFlower's been putting it off due to being busy or being lazy or secretely a pile of pancakes or something
<RocketDude> Secret pancake man! Secret pancake man! Giving you a napkin, and taking away your name!

#617

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Alkthash> It looks like a fucking Pinata massacre went down and we used their hides as decoration

#497

Rated 57 by 5 users
<GMH> i watched one episode of MSG 00
<IllFlower> Monosodium Glutamate 00, where you get headaches of questionable cause after watching it, and maybe an upset stomach!

#559

Rated 60 by 10 users
<Tibetanfox> THIS IS A SHOWDOWN BETWEEN TWO PIMPS
<Tibetanfox> ALTHOUGH KB IS THE PIMPINGEST PIMP.
<Tibetanfox> HE IS MAYOR OF PIMPTOWN.
<Tibetanfox> HE HAS ALL THE BITCHES.
<Tibetanfox> ALL OF THEM.
<Lin_Chong> All of the-damn it.