[Saladofstones is playing ArmA]
<Saladofstones> well
<Saladofstones> this was something
<Saladofstones> here we are in a tank, not any tank
<Saladofstones> but a variant of tank specifically designed to fight other tanks, so we have three layers of armor
<Saladofstones> one taliban with a grenade launcher gets a lucky hit, our ammo cooks off and we all die
<Saladofstones> thats 500 million dollars well spent, Pentagon
<Saladofstones> Someone got their 72 virgins instantly today
<Haruspex> oneshotting a tank is worth at least a few virgins imo
<Saladofstones> whats worse is that an APC survived a direct hit from my HEAT
<Saladofstones> what happened is that our hyper velocity rounds are too fast
<Saladofstones> so it went in one side of its thin armor and out the other and took out a tree
<Haruspex> gotta go slow... and... armor piercingly
<Saladofstones> I think this tank is either cursed or the spirit of technoallah was with the taliban today
<Haruspex> also i thought the point of HEAT rounds was that they exploded while inside or something
<Saladofstones> yup
<Haruspex> you had one job heat round
<Saladofstones> but the problem being it needs a specific set of circumstances to explode
<Haruspex> but nooooo, gotta blow up a tree
<Saladofstones> apparantely armor made of cardboard doesn't count
<Haruspex> yeah, they expect thicker armor than a shitty apc has, right?

<Nitya> 2016 is going to be the International Year of Pulses what does that even mean i love it
<Fiora> beep
<Fiora> beep
<Fiora> beep
<Fiora> beep
<Fiora> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulse_(legume) ?
<Rig> Darling, 2016 can be the year you make my pulse race.
<Rig> Or beans.
<Rig> It could be beans.

<bogo_lode> unless your books are all super obscure and you attempt to use them to make epeen points about how smrt you are
<Nitya> well some are kind of obscure but i'm not the peen type. let alone epeen, which would be a weird thing to show off in the real world
<Barcode> "I'm not the peen type" nitya's dating profile

<AlbertAndreasArmadillo> Oh, he considers psychiatrists to be as bad as the Khmer Rouge. I wonder if he's a holocaust denial too
<Legionnaire> Who?
<Nova> He's a denial!
<Nova> My god.
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> a denial
<ponicalica> </SmellsLikeTeenSpirit>

<Yuan|Cooking> Drat.
<Yuan|Cooking> I don't know which wine to add. 
<Solstace> Add the most expensive one you can find.
<Solstace> That way, if it turns out bad, you can call it an acquired taste.

<Nyktos> no, you are the anthropomorphic personificantion of surprinse
<Nyktos> shit man, I tihkn I spelled altnhhropomorthping right

<Spacethash> Every Hemmingway book in a nutshell: Why did the chicken cross the road? To die. Alone. In the rain. Because he went to war.

* Haven crashes in through a window
<Haven> Ahoy!
<sgrunt> Haven, where did you learn to make a stealthy entrance?
<Haven> From L, of course

<Arha> Angry GuitarBizarre is happy GuitarBizarre
<GuitarBizarre> THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME

<JBridge> When it comes to porn, I never give up.
<JBridge> You know that.