<TParadox> So tonight, the moon turned to blood and the stars fell from the sky. It can only mean one thing.
<TParadox> Net Neutrality is dead.
<[DOA]> Cthulhu ftaghn, ïa ïa Comcast

<IllFlower> this intermixing of women's volleyball and mech conversations is providing me with some very, very strange mental images
<Adri_> QUICK somebody find Women's Volleyball Mechs!
<RocketDude> Mech Volleyball, discontinued after 187 spectators were killed in an accident at the Zanzibar Nationals

<Joel> Chickens?
<Fifthman> Choice I liked best -_-
<Joel> Ah.
<Joel> Chickens aren't haphazard, though.
<buttercupistiny> do YOU run around after we chop off your head, joel?
<Joel> Yes.
<buttercupistiny> Well, fuck

<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  PERSONALLY I'M GETTING TIRED OF PEOPLE USING THEIR AUTISM AS EVEN A PARTIAL ALIBI.
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  I MEAN I'M AUTISTIC AND I'M PERFECTLY COHERENT AND STABLE.
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  ...
<Charlatan|EXPLETIVE>  OH WAIT.

<Fawriel> I've got hay fever. ... And a cold. ... they stack.

<zeroplusalpha> Did I not say this before? Somewhere in there is a demented teenager that refuses to go quietly into the night.
<Lin_Chong> I think I might have one.
<Lin_Chong> In my colon.
<Lin_Chong> Damned thing just won't digest.
<zeroplusalpha> In my colon. <-- That's gross. >_<
<Lin_Chong> I know!
<Lin_Chong> He just won't stop singing songs about spleens!
<Lin_Chong> I think he's got a rhyming dictionary in there!
<IllFlower> Lin_Chong: "this right here is the spleen / I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be green / what have you been eating, my master? / you know it'll just make you die faster"

<Iverum> I was told to stop working so hard.
<Iverum> Even when I come to work late people still say I spend too much time at work.
<Iverum> ;-; I don't know what they want from me anymore.
<Nitya> Well then do your job, which is apparently not doing your job.

<Solstace> The little girls probably have to fellate, too.
<Nitya> evil life suckers
<LORd[Nisemonogatari]> oh. makes sense I guess (much as it pains to say)
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<Arha> It's always nice to come into the channel and have the first thing you read be about little girls fellating
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<Arha> You never let me down, yackfest
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<Tibbles> I've been trying to do Patchy in Saints Row 3 =P
<Tibbles> It doesn't help that I can't be fucked doing faces properly and just hit the random button until I see something acceptable.
<Tibbles> That's how I ended up with my first boss being a chubby Jewish lady.

<Noimporta> Noimporta: No, Tzetze is the black mage.
<Juan> talking to yourself now?
<Noimporta> Only way to find decent conversation here.
<Juan> I'm sure you stole that from someone, but I can't remember who. Groucho Marx, I think?
<Noimporta> Maybe?
<Noimporta> I actually stole it from Megatron, but he might've stolen it from Groucho.