<Barcode> don't you understand? it's a slippery slope!
<Barcode> first, you're aborting children that will die within days anyway. then, you're aborting 13 year olds for failing their math tests!

<Iverum> Welcome back, JackMack.
<JackMackerel> Thanks.
<Buttercupistiny> hello stabby friend
* TParadox preemptively stabs JackMackerel
<Alkthash> Hey
* JackMackerel parried the stab.
<TParadox> Your reaction time is weak. I stabbed you like half an hour ago.
<Alkthash> We're in a fighting anime. That's plenty of time to pary
<Iverum> That whole time was JackMackerel reminiscing about the time Tzetze taught him the master parry.
<Iverum> In sepia.
<JackMackerel> And then I raped him on accident.
<JuanCarlos> You can't rape people on accident.
<Iverum> JuanCarlos: Well, the ultimate parry is done with the penis.
<Alkthash> Just admit that you auto parry by using your flab to absorb bullet wounds.

* Coop pokes Mio-chan
* Mio-chan bashes Coop in the face with her Sunburst Fender Jazz Bass.
<Coop> the fuck? I didn't poke it with /that/!

<bogo_lode> unless your books are all super obscure and you attempt to use them to make epeen points about how smrt you are
<Nitya> well some are kind of obscure but i'm not the peen type. let alone epeen, which would be a weird thing to show off in the real world
<Barcode> "I'm not the peen type" nitya's dating profile

<Arha-away> When IJBM went down, a little piece of me died inside
<Arha-away> fortunately, I think it was a tumor
<Arha-away> So, yeah

<jseblan> ... and I am now aware of the "moe" in "homoerotic"

<Barcode> I will admit I don't know why I bothered pursuing this line of thought but I have no idea why you guys are pretending that you can't bring a knife anywhere near your body without spontaneously amputating all of your limbs.

<Alkthash> Onii-chan is not a synonym for friend though Nova. It is moonspeak for "Hello sibling, shall we commence with the incestual pandering?"

<GMH> yeah, il palazzo was from excel saga
<ponicalica> Personally I think that they should do Word Saga and Powerpoint Saga.

<jseblan> oh my god
<jseblan> I have the perfect weapon against the clams