<Solstace> The little girls probably have to fellate, too. <Nitya> evil life suckers <LORd[Nisemonogatari]> oh. makes sense I guess (much as it pains to say) *** Dove has joined #yackfest <Arha> It's always nice to come into the channel and have the first thing you read be about little girls fellating *** Dove has quit [Client Quit] <Arha> You never let me down, yackfest *** Legionnaire has quit [Client Quit]
<Barcode> why did someone bump my asexuality/homosexuality topic ;_; <Logopolis> Because a lot of people enjoy bumping homosexuals.
<Nitya> okay you're never going to believe what just happened <Nitya> I plugged my netbook into a printer, hit "print" in my browser, and it printed what I wanted it to print immediately. <Nitya> Plus, this is Linux. And I've never printed anything with it before. <JBridge> Impossible. <JBridge> Liar. <Nitya> Should I like... sacrifice some small animal in thanks? <Nitya> There weren't any configuration screens. It just happened. <Miijhal> the gods of technology smile upon you
<Nitya> my dong is six feet deep.
<Aeka> @yt worst song ever <@Omnipresence> Aeka: YouTube: Rebecca Black - Friday (OFFICIAL VIDEO), 129866975 views: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
<Lin_Chong> Oh hey people are dying. <Lin_Chong> Awesome.
<Foombazzle> Weather here isn't great for white though. It warms up way too fast. <Foombazzle> Also, for some reason I havent ascertained, reisling is very unavailable here. At least in the poor people's price points I purchase at. <Foombazzle> Surgeon General's Warning: Excessive consumption of alcohol may induce alliterativity
<Saladofstones> "Ca2+ binding to troponin activates a thin filament distance spanning 9 to 11 actins" well I just learned how to make a new super virus nitya <Nitya> oh sh- * Barcode guards his troponins jealously <Saladofstones> too bad barcode <Saladofstones> since now I can double the amount of actins that I can span to it from
<Lin_Chong> That guy has hornet butts on his arms <Lin_Chong> He can literally sting like a bee <Lin_Chong> That's hype
<IllFlower> Even knowing what these measures actually are, every time I read "we're going to have to resort to extreme measures," I think "VAMPIRISM"