01:13:42 <Solstace> Oh, god, I'm getting sucked into the world of Penguindrum analysis. 01:13:44 <Solstace> >.> 01:14:14 <Spacethash> It could be worse Solstace. 01:14:20 <JBridge> Yeah. 01:14:20 <Solstace> You're right. 01:14:25 <Solstace> It could be Evangelion analysis. 01:14:25 <JBridge> You could be analyzing Eva.
<Charlatan> Also, I have best username. <HederaHelix> "UnlimitedBaconWorks"? <Charlatan> I was hungry.
<ShoujiAn> What do I get as a representative of the Tzetzen empire? <JackMackerel> A jackknife. <Johann> ShoujiAn: sex <Charlatan> ShoujiAn: A free anthology edition of the Illuminatus Trilogy. <ShoujiAn> Hmm. All this sounds good... * JackMackerel gives ShoujiAn a nasty looking knife <Johann> well, i refuse to give you sex <ShoujiAn> If I stab someone with it will they get a nasty disease? <ShoujiAn> Ok <Haruspex> You also get an anus dentata for dealing with Jackerel. Use it wisely. <ShoujiAn> Cool! <Charlatan> ...Anus dentata. Fascinating. <JackMackerel> Strapons. <JackMackerel> It STILL hurts :< <Haruspex> I don't think that "anus" is actually Latin (?), but Tzetzeans speak Byzantine Greek anyway.
<Rig> An excuse to ban someone is always fun for me. <Nitya> anyway have you /cs clear users'd yet <Rig> IllFlower doesn't let me. <Rig> I have to kick everyone manually because dictatorship. <Nitya> God damn it IllFlower you are the worst fucking tyrant. Like come the fuck on, where are my death squads? I want to be forced against a wall and obliterated by a misguided kid barely younger than I am who will think I was a threat to human peace for years, as he fights off the slowly dawning realization that "I was just following orders" won't be taken seriously
<IllFlower> There'll be the original Charlatan, and then there'll be Charla-tan, your cute moe anthropomorphism. Also Char-latan, purveyor of branded grilling products.
<Brbcode> Making puns is the sport of kings. <Natsuki> In that case, I advocate regicide.
<IllFlower> "Is this better than the Hamas dubstep?" // on a scale of "weird things to see right as you're checking in", this is pretty high
<Iverum> Imagine that scene in the The Matrix where Neo takes the pill and the mirror eats him. Okay, you've got that. Now imagine that the mirror is made of all the rage and I'm just falling down that shit. And when I wake up in my little gel capsule of hate the machines come and kill me. <AliceTensei> And thus we discover that Iverum thinks he's Jesus.
<Iverum> Jackerel and Tze's child would talk about raping the incompleteness theorem. <Iron> Fun <Korenizer> That is not hot at all! :( <Iverum> No one would ever finish. <Korenizer> ... <Iverum> I'm sorry. <JackMackerel> Korenizer: To you, it isn't. >:| <Korenizer> yeah, don't sternface me for not finding my own rapist child sexually appealing, sirrah. <JackMackerel> >:C then <Alicia> Dat's messed up. <Iverum> You two are so adorable. <Iverum> Of course, your psychopathic rape baby isn't. <Korenizer> that is not what "adorable" means <Alicia> Hahaha. <Iverum> @define adorable <Omnipresence> Iverum: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: adorable (English word) | definition — Result: adjective | lovable especially in a childlike or naive way <JackMackerel> It's moe in Japan! <Iverum> Yeah, lovable in a naive way. <Iverum> That works.
<eX> I would be somewhat surprised if you knew any of my sexual history <eX> and a little concerned <Blackmoon> I am *intimately* familiar with eX's sexual history. <eX> Blackmoon is watching me copulate? <JBridge> Always. <Blackmoon> Ceiling Blackmoon. <Lin_Chong> He watches everyone copulate. <Lin_Chong> He has sexual-omniscience.