Room 208

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#558

Rated 69 by 14 users 
<Saturn> Nitya can't give Solstace the things I give him!
<ivoryRum> Disappointment?

#252

Rated 40 by 10 users 
*** Noimporta left the room (quit: Quit: Clap on! , Clap off! Clap@#&$NO CARRIER).

#732

Rated 61 by 6 users 
<LORd> .roll love
<feepbot> LORd: I do not understand love!

#814

Rated 61 by 6 users 
* Iverum reads Barcodes origin story and imagines the old meaning of dork.
<Nitya> Penis?
<Iverum> Penis.
<Barcode> I don't think anyone's penis has enough mass to break through even a window screen at thrown velocities
<Iverum> You've never seen mine.
<Barcode> also that would be tremendously bloody and great, mental images
<Nitya> Just get a bundle of penises, tied together.
<Nitya> Nobody said it was a human penis, anyway.
<JBridge> Penile defenestration.
<JBridge> Never thought I'd say that.
<Barcode> yes, well, you tell me how a canadian gets a hold of an elephant cock
<Nitya> Expertly?

#1285

Rated 49 by 7 users 
<Puffin> this is why America has fallen. we're all too good to poop in holes in the backyard.

#519

Rated 60 by 10 users 
<jseblan> .decide |make coffee|Coffee is the only choice, the essence of life. Make coffee or perish
<feepbot> jseblan: Eh?

#591

Rated 44 by 6 users 
<Beorc> Clearly you were male in all of your past lives and are now suffering extreme gender confusion, ShoujiAn.
<ShoujiAn> I wouldn't say it's extreme really.
<NorthNo2> It's only a mild ghost penis

#1281

Rated 57 by 5 users 
<Juan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM // good thesis
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women - YouTube
<Nitya> that's unintuitive to programmers?

#948

Rated 68 by 23 users 
<saladofstones> it was great since we had her deciding if she wanted pancakes or waffles for breakfest, and you see two armies go to war with each other
<saladofstones> one with a banner that said WAFFLES and another that said PANCAKES
<saladofstones> and they just slaughtered each other until one side won
<saladofstones> while the viking's mind was a bunch of little girls in a playroom deciding things through democracy and being cute
<saladofstones> "SHALL THIS MAN LIVE OR DIE"

#1212

Rated 68 by 8 users 
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia
<Alicia> Yes?
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia!
<Alicia> Yeeeeeees?
<MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Alicia> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
<MachoManCharlySavage> ALICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one
<Alicia> CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIIIIEEE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT
<taelor> get a room, you two.
<MachoManCharlySavage> Alicia
<Alicia> Hi