<Barcode> remind me why anyone uses the warp for space travel
<Barcode> also, how
<Nitya> Because the webway is shut down or something, and they have shields that prevent bananas from morphing into daemons and such.
<Barcode> now imagining the bananas in pajamas with chainswords

<Fiora> nuclear fusion in stars?
<Fiora> that's pretty hot

<Nyktos> no, you are the anthropomorphic personificantion of surprinse
<Nyktos> shit man, I tihkn I spelled altnhhropomorthping right

<Barcode> don't you understand? it's a slippery slope!
<Barcode> first, you're aborting children that will die within days anyway. then, you're aborting 13 year olds for failing their math tests!

<CentralAve> Question: how do we know it's not the early word that gets the berm?

* IllFlower hugs Mio-chan before throwing her out of the nearest window at high initial velocity: "fly, moe, fly!"
* Mio-chan squeals.

<Alkthash> It looks like a fucking Pinata massacre went down and we used their hides as decoration

<ColorPrinter> Here's a hint: I and E
<ColorPrinter> and nternet and xplorer
<RocketDude> Enternet Ixplorer
<RocketDude> Do I win anything

<Nitya> "Imagine taking a call from your refrigerator without picking up your smartphone."
<Specialist290> Why would my refrigerator be calling me in the first place?
<IllFlower> to gossip about your toaster, obviously.
<Barcode> washing machine is being SO grumpy lately
<IllFlower> and Jesus Christ, could you do something about the oven? she makes my job so much harder

<Rig> Just a development company to make this app for a guy.
<Rig> He wants something huge and said price is no option.
<Rig> It's dumb, but I like money.
<Rig> And have no ethics.
<Juan> hey rig how do you feel about making a white supremacy movie
<Rig> Okay, I do have ethics.