<ponicalica> @g ゆで卵
<Omnipresence> http://oshiete.goo.ne.jp/qa/1886830.html — ゆで卵の作り方 - 料理レシピ - 教えて！goo
<ponicalica> @g okay yeah why was I expecting anything from that
<Omnipresence> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/quotes — Dumb & Dumber (1994) - Quotes - IMDb
<ponicalica> ................................
<ponicalica> very rude, omni

<Barcode> "Environmental Enforcement Officer" Hell yes.
<Barcode> "Spallini, when I get to the bottom of your oil trading black market, your ass is grass."
<IllFlower> "Literally. I will inject chlorophyll *into* your gluteus maximus."

<JBridge> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7aF_FhALzs
<JBridge> God damn.
<Tibetanfox> THE FUCK IS THAT?
<JBridge> That is a video that is 478 hours long.
<JBridge> I dare you to watch the whole video in one sitting.
<poniboy> Is that even possible?
<Tibetanfox> poniboy: With enough meth, anything is possible.
<Tibetanfox> But mainly a heart attack.

<Alkthash> Ritsuko's log: Recordings from pilot 00's pod bear the repeated phrase of "Paint me like one of your French girls"

<jseblan> oh my god
<jseblan> I have the perfect weapon against the clams

<Kanade> they do say birds of the same feather fuck together
<Kanade> *flock
<Kanade> I MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> I TOTALLY MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> SERIOUSLY
<Kanade> oh god damn it

<BonSequitur> ...
<BonSequitur> Seriously, now.
<BonSequitur> I look up 'arabesque' in dA.
<BonSequitur> What do I get? PORN!
<Gyges> Bon
<Gyges> It's the internet
<Gyges> You are complaining about water being wet

<Phallocrat> The idea is that transsexualism is basically an attack on femininity, so transmen are just fakes to let transsexuals say it's not a way to infiltrate women
<Miijhal> Yep, they're basically saying that I am an evil phallocracy version of the terminator

<GuitarBizarre>  Ok
<GuitarBizarre>  barcode
<GuitarBizarre>  Its dubstep time
<GuitarBizarre>  you know what to do right?
<GuitarBizarre>  <Dove>, you too.
<Barcode[homework>  well, we need to first inturrupt someone.
<Dove>  ...What?
<Barcode[homework>  so perhaps put this one in the backburner
<GuitarBizarre>  No
<GuitarBizarre>  Gentlemen
<GuitarBizarre>  TONIGHT, WE DINE IN
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Barcode[homework>  BOWOBWOBOWBO WOPW OPWO OPW OPWOPWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Dove>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Barcode[homework>  WOWOWOWOWWWOP, WOWOWOWOWOWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Barcode[homework>  BV-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V WOWOWOWOWOWOPP
<Wicked224>  Oh, are we doing dubstep imitations?
<Dove>  WOOOOOP WOOOOOP WOOOOP WOPWOPWOPWOOWOWOWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Barcode[homework>  #~If you're going down to saaaan fraaan ciscoooooooooooooo~
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Barcode[homework>  BWOBOWOWOWOWOWOWOPW
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Dove>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
*  Zakdos buys popcorn
<Dove>  Wop. Wop. Wop.
<StarGirl00>  ...
<Dove>  …
<Dove>  WOP~!
*  Zeether raves
<GuitarBizarre>  ...
<GuitarBizarre>  HERE COMES THE DROP
<Dove>  ……………………………………
<GuitarBizarre>  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Barcode[homework> psheewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Wicked224>  DON'T FIGHT THE WOP StarGirl00
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Dove>  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP~!!!
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Dove>  PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Dove>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<GuitarBizarre>  GLITCH NOISES
<GuitarBizarre>  KCHN
<GuitarBizarre>  KCHN
<Barcode[homework>  #~I like my beats fast and by bass down-
<Barcode[homework>  BWOBOWOWWOPWOWOPW
<GuitarBizarre>  KHCN-N VVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<Dove>  KCHKCHKCHK
<GuitarBizarre>  MULTI-WOP
<AllanAssiduity>  Huh?
<GuitarBizarre>  WOopOWopWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOopOWopWOP-OPOPOPOPOPOP
<GuitarBizarre>  Wop to fadeout

<saladofstones> night alkthasgfvas
<saladofstones> gfagfa
<saladofstones> night
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<saladofstones> fucking keyboard