Room 208

Quote database

#7

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<TParadox> "If you can't be with the one you love... love the one you're with!"
<TParadox> Terrible advice.
<ABM> horrible advise
<GMH> no-good advice
<Wicked223> very bad advice
<GMH> date advice.

#944

Rated 50 by 13 users 
<eX> I would be somewhat surprised if you knew any of my sexual history
<eX> and a little concerned
<Blackmoon> I am *intimately* familiar with eX's sexual history.
<eX> Blackmoon is watching me copulate?
<JBridge> Always.
<Blackmoon> Ceiling Blackmoon.
<Lin_Chong> He watches everyone copulate.
<Lin_Chong> He has sexual-omniscience.

#614

Rated 51 by 4 users 
<NEET> @defie purblind
<NEET> bleh
<Wilhelm> @denine purblind
<Wilhelm> @define purblind

#341

Rated 69 by 14 users 
<Jack> look
<Jack> fuck you and you're spelling
<Jack> I'm just going to come up with my own loanguage
<Jack> it will be like english
<Jack> but it will be spelled however if ukcing please

#939

Rated 24 by 10 users 
<GravelordNito> I had a dream that I was a child abused pedophiliac owl with electric powers last night
<GravelordNito> No idea what that says abou the
<RocketDude> That you're a pedophilic sith master?

#1274

Rated 65 by 12 users 
<Barcode> i live in a static discharge hell. just a constant fucking electron bukkake.

#945

Rated 76 by 12 users 
<Nitya> video game joke, libertarian joke, music joke, electronics joke, music joke
<GMH> Why did Mario cross the road?  To get to the Princess!  Why was the Princess on the other side of the road?  Because her job was over there!  Why was her job over there?  Because she gets so few gigs as an oboist!  Why does she get so few gigs as a oboist?  Because her case didn't contain a bigger hard drive!  Why didn't her case contain a bigger hard drive?  Because her instrument's repertoire is so small!

#504

Rated 31 by 17 users 
<Sat> I'M NOT BEING FUCKING TSUNDERE

#136

Rated 65 by 12 users 
<IllFlower> Ahaha, Wiktionary has a [[Category:Indonesian vulgarities]] that contains all of two words.
<IllFlower> Both of them happen to mean "whore", incidentally.
<Zakdos> WMG: Indonesian language is made up of words that only mean whore
<Zakdos> and, actually, indonesians communicate through telepathy

#1251

Rated 61 by 6 users 
<Juan> Iright
<Juan> I am Drunk
<Juan> but still
<Juan> Anyway point is
<Barcode> i right, i drunk, i conquer