Room 208

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#318

Rated 55 by 12 users
<GMH> Hey Hollywood!
<GMH> Get out of here!  We don't serve lib'rals here!
* Hollywood has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)

#1243

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Lin_Chong> I hate legal homework.
<Lin_Chong> Fuck it.
<zeroplusalpha> Singapore is still English common law, with few eccentricities, yes?
<Lin_Chong> Yes.
<zeroplusalpha> Not a fan of trial without jury aspect, I have to say.
<Lin_Chong> That's bad.
<Lin_Chong> But what's getting me is the FUCKING CONTRACTS FUCK CONTRACTS FUCK FUCK FUCK
<Lin_Chong> ...sorry.
<Charlatan> /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
<Lin_Chong> FUCK YOU TOO
<Lin_Chong> GODDAMN FUCKING CAT RAT
<Lin_Chong> FUCKING HEAT DEATH
<Lin_Chong> FUCKING TORMENTING KIDS
<Lin_Chong> NO LONGER SORRY

#492

Rated 60 by 10 users
<IllFlower> Well, programming for giant robots probably involves runtime analysis /somewhere/, don't you think?
<IllFlower> "SIR OUR POWER LEVELS ARE ASYMPTOTICALLY BOUND BY X SQUARED"
<IllFlower> "NO THAT'S NO GOOD WE HAVE TO GO EXPONENTIAL"
<IllFlower> "BUT SIR THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE"
<IllFlower> "NO ALGORITHMS BE DAMNED WE ARE GOING E TO THE GODDAMN X"

#967

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Buttercupistiny> he stays awake as long as he can, crashes into a nap, cannot fall asleep, does not take melatonin and then gets frustrated when he cannot sleep
<Juan> sounds like quite the image of health, Buttercupistiny
<CentralAvenue> So like a month ago I randomly became obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls and now this obsession WON'T GO AWAY
<Buttercupistiny> I will beat him with plushies until he learns the value of the powerpuff girls
<Buttercupistiny> that is not what I meant to write
<Rig> No, I imagine not.
<Buttercupistiny> the value of taking his melatonin
<CentralAvenue> So once again, the poni is asleep, thanks to THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
<CentralAvenue> ...Actually with you being "Buttercup" that makes too much sense

#1172

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Nitya> see, it's important we establish gatekeepers, because what if somebody feels they should cut off their dick but is actually just joking
<Saladofstones> okay
<Nitya> lookin at you salad i know you're all about dicks
<Saladofstones> I would never give up my dick
<Barcode> "give me my dick or give me death"
<Nitya> d is revolutionary
<Saladofstones> "you may take our wives and our land, but you'll never take our diiiiiicks"
<Saladofstones> [spoiler]they took mel gibson's dick[/spoiler]
<Nitya> oh no

#638

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Barcode> http://www.picsthatdontsuck.com/web/muslim_prayer.html Surely SOME part of a Muslim's direction vector is towards Mecca!
<Jack> Little do they realize that prayers actually are affected by gravity
<Jack> Christians have it harder, their prayers have to make escape velocity.

#293

Rated 73 by 17 users
<Zipp> Did I kill the conversation, or was it already dead to begin with?
<VerticalPig> It's like a fish out of water. Occasionally it shows signs of life by flopping awkwardly. Then somebody kicks it back into the ocean only for it to flop out again.
<VerticalPig> At this point you think that someone would have taken it home and eaten it for dinner, but IRC channels are of poor nutritional value.

#279

Rated 72 by 22 users
<Nyktos> computer is being a cunt, I need to log off for a sex
<Nyktos> *sec O_O

#575

Rated 67 by 13 users
<Noimporta> OK, now that I know Bin Laden's death, there's no reason for me to stay alive...
<Noimporta> Awake, I mean, awake.
<Noimporta> So later.

#392

Rated 30 by 4 users
<JackMackerel> YOU'RE WAY TOOOO BEAUTIIIIFULLLL GIRL. THAT'S WHY IT'LL NEVAR WORK. YOU MAKE ME
<JackMackerel> SUCIDALLL
<JackMackerel> SUICIDALLL
<JackMackerel> WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVERRRR
<goodtimesfreegrog> Well, now that you've brought my attention to that song, I DO want to kill myself.