Room 208

Quote database

#1151

Rated 72 by 10 users
<Saladofstones> "Ca2+ binding to troponin activates a thin filament distance spanning 9 to 11 actins" well I just learned how to make a new super virus nitya
<Nitya> oh sh-
* Barcode guards his troponins jealously
<Saladofstones> too bad barcode
<Saladofstones> since now I can double the amount of actins that I can span to it from

#1286

Rated 44 by 3 users
<zeroplusalpha> What is my sudden obsession with quintuplets???

#136

Rated 65 by 12 users
<IllFlower> Ahaha, Wiktionary has a [[Category:Indonesian vulgarities]] that contains all of two words.
<IllFlower> Both of them happen to mean "whore", incidentally.
<Zakdos> WMG: Indonesian language is made up of words that only mean whore
<Zakdos> and, actually, indonesians communicate through telepathy

#765

Rated 57 by 5 users
<CharlaBorg> What would happen if you stuffed Deadmau5 and Skrillex into a blender?
<Barcodrawing> Deadmau5 and Skrillex: "So We Heard You Hated Music" Tour

#540

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is not to be trusted. It is attached to GuitarBizarre
<Omnipresence> Arha: Topic messages may not exceed 64 characters in length.
<GuitarBizarre> Thats right bitches.
<GuitarBizarre> My dick is too long.
<Arha> @topic GuitarBizarre's dick is too long to be functional.
*** Omnipresence has changed the topic to: Read me first: https://omnipresence.atashi.org/ | GuitarBizarre's dick is too long to be functional. (Arha) | GuitarBizarre is a shark. Avoid ski-jumping. (TParadox) | http://dl.dropbox.com/u/...

#966

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> Tomorrow I'll wake up and I'll find out that there's a quote from me in the QDB queue, but it won't be any of my deliberate jokes, nooooo. It'll be something that sounds like me hitting on Nitya or Fiora or threatening dictatorial violence against ponicalica.
<Nitya> Would you like a hug, IllFlower?
<ponicalica> no, he wants his deep multi-referential jokes about political affiliation to be appreciated by the masses
<IllFlower> And you know what? As long as Nitya's going to cling to my back with his arms wrapped around my chest, I don't care!

#939

Rated 24 by 10 users
<GravelordNito> I had a dream that I was a child abused pedophiliac owl with electric powers last night
<GravelordNito> No idea what that says abou the
<RocketDude> That you're a pedophilic sith master?

#1241

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Myrdradek> Let me tell you about running as fast as you can and staying still: The Myrdradek story
<Nitya> oh, good that you got a working treadmill
<Barcode> ^
<ponicalica> ^
<Section42L> ^

#624

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Tzetzuo> I inadvertently convinced my parents that I lost a contest with atashi, which is an "R&D" website.
<IllFlower> I take it your stickers came in... and I really would like to know how you got there from here.
<Tzetzuo> "So what was that letter?  Some kind of contest?" "Uh, yeah, sorta." "Did you win?" "I got some stickers." "Ha.  So what is this thing... atashi?" "It's um, it's a sort of arty website." "R&D?"
<IllFlower> You're a master of awkwardly not explaining things, aren't you.

#127

Rated 62 by 11 users
<IllFlower> Time is just a chain that binds me to the present.
<IllFlower> Or, it's summer and sleeping on a regular schedule is for pussies. Pick one.