<Nova> i have way too much touhou yuri.
<Charlatan> LIES. Never enuff.
<Charlatan> There is only "insufficient yuri" and "insufficient hard drive space".

<SpruceZeus> wow okay i shouldn't be surprised when i poke my head in and see a discussion about quake playing bdsm gynoids, but

<TParadox> Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
<TParadox> Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

* Coop pokes Mio-chan
* Mio-chan bashes Coop in the face with her Sunburst Fender Jazz Bass.
<Coop> the fuck? I didn't poke it with /that/!

<Spacethash> So wait, in that game would Skrillex be a Paradigm member that is attempting to subvert Iroquois magic and hobo rituals and who must be shot on sight?

<Wicked223> @g in the solstace's bayou group of indigenous peoples, cannibalism is an important rite of passage, usually involving a gigantic battle to the death, followed by devouring the losers and a giant orgy with girls and stuff
<Solstace> We call it Mardi Gras.

<Yayoi> Buttercupistiny: They are, but on the flip side making Fiora flustered enough to turn bright red is like filling up a shot glass with a fire hose.
<Nitya> Exactly!  It takes strength and finesse.
<Barcode> That's hard too, you'll just knock the glass off the table. Then it will empty (and break)
<ponicalica> With Buttercup it's slightly harder.  Like filling up a pint glass with a fire hose.
<Buttercupistiny> you would think he'd be on his best behavior considering I'm making him food when we go on our date, but here we are.
<Nitya> Presumably he's already resigned to your poisoning it.
<ponicalica> Buttercupistiny: I already know you plan on poisoning me, so I'm just en---DAMN YOU NITYA

<Yuanchosaan> I leave the channel for a while, and return to find out we've suddenly become a harem anime.
<Yuanchosaan> Seriously, guys. Can't look away for a second here.
<Solstace> We've always been a harem anime.

<aishkiz> anyway, cocks. 
<aishkiz> my family reportedly once owned one.

<Puffin> I find a humanities major and offhandedly mention that I got paid $20,000 to study bugs fucking each other