<Arha> I was going to make a statement about how I secretly like all the people I bitch about but someone would probably put a quote of it into the database and I would never live it down

-!- JackMackerel is now known as ARooster
<+Alkthash> Stop being a cock Jackerel.

<taelor> Is it bad that by the end, I started shipping the cartoon characters in my Japanese textbook?
<CTrombley> "Is it bad ... shipping ... ?" Yes.

<discordant> My coworker and I were talking about how naive the parents were during orientation.
<Komeiji_Koishi> @ship tsukasa/his coworker
<Omnipresence> Komeiji_Koishi: Ship request successful! <3
<Komeiji_Koishi> Where do you work at now, Tsu?
<discordant> ...
<Solstace> ...
<Solstace> That isn't Tzetze.
<Object> :/
<discordant> I am not Tzetze.
<Object> I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN
<Solstace> You fail forever, Komeiji_Koishi.
<Solstace> FOR FUCKING EVER
<Komeiji_Koishi> What
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
<Komeiji_Koishi> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Komeiji_Koishi dies
<discordant> You...
<discordant> You deserve death.
<Object> Even my stalker forgets who I am
<Puffin> Quick, Komeji, ship someone else
<Komeiji_Koishi> Object: Can I make up for it with pity rape
<Puffin> Salvage what pride you still can
<TOKAM> Fun fact: "/msg Omnipresence @trace" is your friend.
<Solstace> @ship Komeiji_Koishi/ETERNAL FAILURE
<Omnipresence> Solstace: Ship request successful! <3
<discordant> Or /whois
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
* Komeiji_Koishi stabs the fuck out of Solstace.
<discordant> *parents
* Solstace lets out one last laugh before collapsing into dust.
*** Solstace quit (Quit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
* Komeiji_Koishi curls up in corner
<discordant> .seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor
<feepbot> discordant: I have not seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor in this channel!

<GuitarBizarre>  Ok
<GuitarBizarre>  barcode
<GuitarBizarre>  Its dubstep time
<GuitarBizarre>  you know what to do right?
<GuitarBizarre>  <Dove>, you too.
<Barcode[homework>  well, we need to first inturrupt someone.
<Dove>  ...What?
<Barcode[homework>  so perhaps put this one in the backburner
<GuitarBizarre>  No
<GuitarBizarre>  Gentlemen
<GuitarBizarre>  TONIGHT, WE DINE IN
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Barcode[homework>  BOWOBWOBOWBO WOPW OPWO OPW OPWOPWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Dove>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<Barcode[homework>  WOWOWOWOWWWOP, WOWOWOWOWOWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Barcode[homework>  BV-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V WOWOWOWOWOWOPP
<Wicked224>  Oh, are we doing dubstep imitations?
<Dove>  WOOOOOP WOOOOOP WOOOOP WOPWOPWOPWOOWOWOWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Barcode[homework>  #~If you're going down to saaaan fraaan ciscoooooooooooooo~
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Barcode[homework>  BWOBOWOWOWOWOWOWOPW
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Dove>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<GuitarBizarre>  BWOWO BWO WOOOOOP WOOOOP
<Wicked224>  Wop.
<Wicked224>  Wop.
*  Zakdos buys popcorn
<Dove>  Wop. Wop. Wop.
<StarGirl00>  ...
<Dove>  …
<Dove>  WOP~!
*  Zeether raves
<GuitarBizarre>  ...
<GuitarBizarre>  HERE COMES THE DROP
<Dove>  ……………………………………
<GuitarBizarre>  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Barcode[homework> psheewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Wicked224>  DON'T FIGHT THE WOP StarGirl00
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Dove>  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP~!!!
<GuitarBizarre>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOP
<Dove>  PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Dove>  WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
<GuitarBizarre>  GLITCH NOISES
<GuitarBizarre>  KCHN
<GuitarBizarre>  KCHN
<Barcode[homework>  #~I like my beats fast and by bass down-
<Barcode[homework>  BWOBOWOWWOPWOWOPW
<GuitarBizarre>  KHCN-N VVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<Dove>  KCHKCHKCHK
<GuitarBizarre>  MULTI-WOP
<AllanAssiduity>  Huh?
<GuitarBizarre>  WOopOWopWOP
<GuitarBizarre>  WOopOWopWOP-OPOPOPOPOPOP
<GuitarBizarre>  Wop to fadeout

<SpruceZeus> today i put.......... JELLY on this hot god

<Miijhal> "One noticeable use of her shapeshifting ability is her hair, which turns into hands that hold up her breasts and cover her nipples. Her primary offense is squirting acid from her breasts, as well as wielding a sword created from her hair."
<Miijhal> This is the weirdest fucking wikipedia page
<HederaHelix> Please tell me you're reading the one on the history of the far future.
<Miijhal> no.
<Miijhal> though that would probably be a better read
<RocketDude> In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only strange fanservice.

<RocketDude> Does the needle bounce back and 3awm,D
<RocketDude> X ]pw/
<RocketDude> *forth
<RocketDude> My KeyScrambler is rebelling against me. :<

<Rig> I go back to work tomorrow. Actually excited about that. Should be getting new projects and junk.
<Nitya> at the school thing?
<Nitya> school... uh... whatever you did.
<Rig> Emerging Media and Technology Department or whatever the fuck we call it to make it sound more impressive.
<Barcode[spriting]> software engineering engineering solutions engineering dynamic.
<Rig> + Design
<Rig> That last bit is in Helvetica Neue.

<qazwsx> I'm multiplying average penis length by the male population, getting a figure for the total length of all human penises
<qazwsx> Then dividing by the circumference of the earth
<saladofstones> but
<saladofstones> are we factoring circumcision into this