#994
<Tibetanfox> I mean, my car is old enough that if it were a girl I could legally and consensually fuck her. <Tibetanfox> Goddamn. That is the worst analogy I have made in this channel. <Tibetanfox> Ever.
<Tibetanfox> I mean, my car is old enough that if it were a girl I could legally and consensually fuck her. <Tibetanfox> Goddamn. That is the worst analogy I have made in this channel. <Tibetanfox> Ever.
<Lou> [/me strikes Motoko with the Shotgun of Stop Shipping] <Osip_Zhgun[Barcode]> [that just fans the fires! hitting people with your rifle is known as butt-stroking]
<Rotty> poni, "civilization" means "city-dwelling". Without farming, you can't support cities. <GMH> wait <GMH> since when did civilization mean city-dwelling? <Logopolis> GMH: He's No-True-Scotsmanning <BonSequitur> GMH: Since Rottweiler decided that ethymology is the final arbitrer of word usage and meaning. <ponicalica> GMH: I think "civilization" does in fact derive from the Latin word for "city". But that doesn't mean shit. <GMH> yeah? <GMH> well, it's so excellent it's egregious! <ponicalica> To pull out an old example I've used a bunch of times: AMBULANCES DO NOT WALK. <BonSequitur> 'Civilization' <- Civitas <Rotty> You can't have civilization without the civis. <GMH> actually <GMH> i can <GMH> i only need "civi"
<Tibbles> I've been trying to do Patchy in Saints Row 3 =P <Tibbles> It doesn't help that I can't be fucked doing faces properly and just hit the random button until I see something acceptable. <Tibbles> That's how I ended up with my first boss being a chubby Jewish lady.
<JackMackerel> >_>_>_>_>_> <ponicalica> >_> <_< <ponicalica> >_> <_< <ponicalica> >_> <_< <ponicalica> >_> <_< <ponicalica> >_><_< <ponicalica> *KABOOM*
<Tenri> How are you guys doing? <IllFlower> I'm saying something in order to provide the illusion of activity, but nothing's really happening. <IllFlower> Mostly I am busy killing my computer by making it do too many things at once. <Tenri> Which things? <IllFlower> Making it run Windows in a virtual machine alongside a bunch of other stuff that I don't feel like closing. <IllFlower> The sound of my hard drive paging stuff back and forth from swap almost sounds like the scream of an innocent maiden about to be violated.
<Iverum> Bluh, I have a calcium deficiency. <Barcode> drink more milk then <divert_time> or kill Barcode and eat his bones <Barcode> i'll have you know that I have all sorts of methods of neutralizing calcium-deficient threats <AliceTensei> Kill Barcode and eat his bones mixed with milk. Made from bones. <KanyarMaryam> .decide read more about meditation | sew | write gay porn <feepbot> KanyarMaryam: write gay porn <Nitya> eat gay porn made from barcode's bones. <divert_time> write gay porn involving Barcode's bones <KanyarMaryam> So I'm going to write the porn on his bones...? <KanyarMaryam> And it will involve them?
<CTrombley> Everyone knows that lesbians get a free toaster oven if they recruit new lesbians.
<JuanCarlos> no fuck you, jseblan, i'm fucking clint eastwood and there's nothing you guys can do about it <Haven> ...so he's on top right
<Alkthash> Yen notes danmaku? <Alkthash> Somebody make that fangame. <zeroplusalpha> I believe that's called "investment banking."