<Alkthash> Stupid return key.
<Alkthash> Its trying to betray me.
<Alkthash> It's like Judas and MacBeth had a baby and had the baby trained by ninjas and Max Lord.

<+Vorpy> Don't think of me as an enemy though GB, think of me as an obstacle, or a test.
<+GuitarBizarre> Nah, you're too stupid.
<+GuitarBizarre> I'd rather think of you as "That person who isn't around much"
<+GuitarBizarre> or, failing that "Who?"

<Zudak> because i'd rather talk about boners than politics or dumb people on the internet

<Cultist>  well WHATEVER you're not good enough for my spontaneous bird ejaculations anyway
<Barcode[WoT]>  birds with premature ejaculations. a very narrow pharmaceutical market

<JackMackerel>  >_>_>_>_>_>
  <ponicalica>  >_>    <_<
  <ponicalica>  >_>   <_<
  <ponicalica>  >_>  <_<
  <ponicalica>  >_> <_<
  <ponicalica>  >_><_<
  <ponicalica>  *KABOOM*

<Rotty> poni, "civilization" means "city-dwelling". Without farming, you can't support cities.
<GMH> wait
<GMH> since when did civilization mean city-dwelling?
<Logopolis> GMH: He's No-True-Scotsmanning
<BonSequitur> GMH: Since Rottweiler decided that ethymology is the final arbitrer of word usage and meaning.
<ponicalica> GMH: I think "civilization" does in fact derive from the Latin word for "city".  But that doesn't mean shit.
<GMH> yeah?
<GMH> well, it's so excellent it's egregious!
<ponicalica> To pull out an old example I've used a bunch of times: AMBULANCES DO NOT WALK.
<BonSequitur> 'Civilization' <- Civitas
<Rotty> You can't have civilization without the civis.
<GMH> actually
<GMH> i can
<GMH> i only need "civi"

<Saturn> Nitya can't give Solstace the things I give him!
<ivoryRum> Disappointment?

<IllFlower> "Thanks. Get any new books in recently?"
<IllFlower> "No, sorry. I'll let you know when we do, though."
<IllFlower> *flashbacks to the Mass Effect dialogue wheel*
<Iverum> I like to imagine my conversations as Mass Effect choices. There's one where I'm a righteous dick, there's one where I'm boring, and then there's the one where I'm a sarcastic prick.
<IllFlower> Is there one where you're not a bunch of prerecorded selections?
<Iverum> Nope.

<Barcode> unlike TECHNAWLJEE, which invariably is plumes of smoke and gears
<Barcode> do not stand near plumes of gears

<BarcoProxy> it hurts me to say this but it might be possible that after this is done I will have to say of evangelion "at least it wasn't ergo proxy"
<Nitya> you have the weirdest standards.
<BarcoProxy> my standards are "looks cool and makes sense" but nothing fits both of them!
* BarcoProxy buries his head in his hands.
* Nitya pats BarcoProxy on the shoulder before starting to speak an old french poem about sex in backwards hebrew
* BarcoProxy screams.