<Alkthash> Stupid return key.
<Alkthash> Its trying to betray me.
<Alkthash> It's like Judas and MacBeth had a baby and had the baby trained by ninjas and Max Lord.

<zeroplusalpha> Did I not say this before? Somewhere in there is a demented teenager that refuses to go quietly into the night.
<Lin_Chong> I think I might have one.
<Lin_Chong> In my colon.
<Lin_Chong> Damned thing just won't digest.
<zeroplusalpha> In my colon. <-- That's gross. >_<
<Lin_Chong> I know!
<Lin_Chong> He just won't stop singing songs about spleens!
<Lin_Chong> I think he's got a rhyming dictionary in there!
<IllFlower> Lin_Chong: "this right here is the spleen / I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be green / what have you been eating, my master? / you know it'll just make you die faster"

<Saturn> Nitya can't give Solstace the things I give him!
<ivoryRum> Disappointment?

<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> @topic Saltybet is the most pointless, ridiculous, absurd waste of time yet invented thus far. It's also hilarious. Watch it.
<Omnipresence> SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan: Topic messages may not exceed 96 characters in length.
<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> @topic MY DICK EXCEEDS 96 CHARACTERS IN LENGTH.
* Omnipresence has changed the topic to: Read me first: https://room208.org/yackfest/ | <SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> MY DICK EXCEEDS 96 CHARACTERS IN LENGTH.
<SpruceZeus> that is basically the most charlatan thing
<SuperHighschoolLevelCharlatan> SpruceZeus: *tips hat*

<Azusa> {{pau gasol is the best power forward in the game}}
<TropeBot> Trope PauGasolIsTheBestPowerForwardInTheGame doesn't exist. Closest match: Big No http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo
<Azusa> LIES TROPE BOT
<Azusa> LIES
<Azusa> AND FUCKING SLANDER

<Barcode> black junk shooter
<Charlatan> SHOT IN THE JUNK
<SpruceZeus> c/` and you're to blame c/`

<onyhow> russian roulette
<onyhow> you can only play once
<onyhow> except on computer
<BGTB2005> Maybe we should just cut out the middle man...
* BGTB2005 shoots onyhow
<onyhow> IM NOT DEAD
* onyhow shoots BGTB2005 
* onyhow dies
<BGTB2005> ack, lungs, I need both
* BGTB2005 dies
<AliceTensei> EVERYONE IS DEAD, JOHN.

<EthZee> And now, my other impression in that series: An American Person.
* EthZee dons ten-gallon hat, grabs six-guns
<EthZee> Yeeeeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
* EthZee fires guns into the air
<EthZee> ...Thank you.

<GMH> Hey Hollywood!
<GMH> Get out of here!  We don't serve lib'rals here!
* Hollywood has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)

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