Room 208

Quote database

#63

Rated 51 by 4 users
<+cts> Kill everybody~! Yay~!

#619

Rated 22 by 8 users
<EnglishIvy> To people who are fans of something, everything that isn't praise looks like incessant mocking.

#315

Rated 70 by 15 users
<Reyendo> You must be a rapist.
<Reyendo> You rapist.
<Reyendo> and a communist.
<Reyendo> a rapist-communist.
<Electivirus> Rapunist.
<Reyendo> So, you rape while espousing marxist values?
<Reyendo> Or do you marx while espousing rapist values?
<TibetanFox> Hey, the communist bit is all you, Comrade.
<TibetanFox> Now put on this Ushanka and bend over.

#710

Rated 51 by 4 users
<ColorPrinter> Here's a hint: I and E
<ColorPrinter> and nternet and xplorer
<RocketDude> Enternet Ixplorer
<RocketDude> Do I win anything

#826

Rated 21 by 1 user
<Alkthash> Not the waffle cone shape, the pictures of women looking at you while you pee.

#1240

Rated 44 by 3 users
<Saladofstones> there was a saga of mendel and anne frank becoming a couple
<Haven> that's allele too much to handle

#1008

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni.
<Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back.
<Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls.
<Iverum> Welp.
<Iverum> We can leave now.
<Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace.
<Xeniera> Hahahahahaha
<Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.

#708

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Barcode[WoT]> but what this amounts to is "my german tanks are coated in asbestos"
<Barcode[WoT]> coated in gasoline*
<RocketDude> Gasbestos
<RocketDude> It's useless
<Barcode[WoT]>  Bestbestos.
<Interrobangven> Asworstos

#80

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Kanade> I'M A KLEPTOMANIAC. I STOLE IT FROM SCHOOL.

#545

Rated 69 by 14 users
<GuitarBizarre> Only a programmer could take a function that works perfectly and break it by improving it. 
<Nitya> It's basically standard procedure.