<JBridge> Anyone want to join me for Tribes?
<Barcodrawing> hnghrhhg
* Barcodrawing shakes
<Rig> Barcode is drawing you dicks.
<Rig> Wait, fuck.

<Alkthash> It looks like a fucking Pinata massacre went down and we used their hides as decoration

<Barcode> remind me why anyone uses the warp for space travel
<Barcode> also, how
<Nitya> Because the webway is shut down or something, and they have shields that prevent bananas from morphing into daemons and such.
<Barcode> now imagining the bananas in pajamas with chainswords

<Myrdradek> So something I've learned from philosophy and marxist twitter
<Myrdradek> Is that whenever people start using the words "concrete" and "material" they are about to throw a fuckton of abstraction at you

<GuitarBizarre> Sometimes it honestly feels like I'm the {{only straight male}} around these two channels.
<TropeBot> Trope OnlyStraightMale doesn't exist. Closest match: Unfortunate Implications http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications
<GuitarBizarre> ...

<Yubiseiharukana> 'With the risque "HaXXXor" series of low-budget films, Nmap makes the leap from Science fiction to soft-core pornography.'
<VerticalPig> "No, don't probe that port... no, please... oh... /Why am I responding to his intrusion? He hasn't even authenticated properly aaaaaaah/"

<TibetanFox> Sports is pretty much the 800 pound gorilla of fandom. It sits wherever the fuck it feels like.

<Iverum> Buttercupistiny: Thank you for being a sane and reasonable Catholic woman.
<Buttercupistiny> You're very welcome.
<Buttercupistiny> Though I might challenge you on calling me sane.
<IllFlower> Just let him call you sane and be done with it, Buttercupistiny. You can tear off his head and eat his entrails later.
<Buttercupistiny> :D he will make a yummy feast
<Iverum> I'm actually very bony.

<JBridge> Incidentally, what would you say is the best UI for Linux these days?
<Nitya> buying a mac

<Nitya> You're really going to pull no true scotsman crap?
<Nitya> Real hackers use butterflies?
<Iverum> Yes. Real hackers use butterflies.
<RocketDude> But do real hackers use real butterflies, raised organically in America?
<Iverum> I would hope so. Hackers are all about organic American manufacturing.