<Lin_Chong> What is best in life?
<Rig> Fat blunts.

<Brbcode> Making puns is the sport of kings.
<Natsuki> In that case, I advocate regicide.

<TheWireblan> "If a virus killed everyone on earth except registered reddit users, what would society look like in 5 years?" I'd delete my account if I was warned beforehand

<LORd> a steel horse the size of an oil rig that ejaculates missiles, or perhaps this metaphor got out of hand.

<Alkthash> And there are topless women on Franks. I wonder how many French teenagers have used their own currency as fap material before the coming of the Euro.

<Crake> Eh, I told a little old lady that if she asked for more cream cheese on her bagel she would look like a bukkake starlet after her first bite.

<GuitarBizarre> Sometimes it honestly feels like I'm the {{only straight male}} around these two channels.
<TropeBot> Trope OnlyStraightMale doesn't exist. Closest match: Unfortunate Implications http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications
<GuitarBizarre> ...

<Myrdradek> I just helped a pregnant alleyway give birth
<Myrdradek> Planescape Torment is a good game

<Fiora> So like, if you mix us, you get a tasty lemonade?
<Fiora> So like, does this mean me/Illflower is called "lemonade" now
<IllFlower> Fanfiction has taught me to regard anything related to lemons with some skepticism!
<Fiora> ... good point :<
<Fiora> Um... limeade!
<ponicalica> Isn't lime also a pornographic fanfic genre?
<Fiora> ... I... wouldn't know ._.
<Nova> i think it's softcore, if i remember correctly
<kingCrackers> Lemons, limes, oranges.
<Nova> I don't think oranges are a term.
<Nitya> they are delicious, however.
<kingCrackers> If it's a citrus, it's got fucking.
<divert_time> what about tangerines, in that case?
<divert_time> or clementines?
<Nitya> Also delicious.
<ponicalica> those are the kinky stuff
<divert_time> grapefruit
<Fiora> Stop associating tasty fruits with porn >_<
<divert_time> I don't want to know what kind of fanfic grapefruits stand for
<Nova> hey, we haven't even gotten into apples yet
<Fiora> ahhhhhhhh ._.
<kingCrackers> Clearly there is a fanfic genre called beef.

<IllFlower> Iverum, I note that you haven't refuted my assertions, which means that they're true. Or that you're ignoring me...
<Iverum> I don't hold conversations with glorified chat bots.
-!- Iverum was kicked by IllFlower (What if they kick you?)
-!- IllFlower was kicked by ChanServ ((Iverum (ivoryRum)) No reason given)
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<FAMAS> WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS?
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<FAMAS> how did you give, take your own auth
<FAMAS> and then um
<FAMAS> kicked by one who is not on channel
<FAMAS> errr
<Iverum> ChanServ is nice.
<IllFlower> It's the IRC equivalent of a slapfight, really.
<Iverum> It's funny. I started typing the command to kick as soon as you went op, but you kicked me before I could finish typing the channel name.
<IllFlower> I should remember to arbitrarily change my nickname so that doesn't work!
<n> That hardly seems arbitrary.