[after discussion of Genesis 38:8-10 and Matthew 5:28] <Buttercupistiny> all of you need to go to the mass confessions this advent season <Buttercupistiny> good gravy <bogo_lode> is that a euphemism for the product of masturbation? <Buttercupistiny> DOUBLE CONFESSION <bogo_lode> "i confess… that Buttercupistiny kept saying salacious things and putting immoral images into my brain"
<saladofstones> And so the matous said, and let be known, let us be a dick to orphans because it powers our magecraft, amen <Nova> "I only have to refuse to feed.... twenty-six more starving orphans and I'll advance to Rank 7!" <Nova> "I am so close to Rank 8 I can almost smell it. I think I'll go kick a puppy, that'll get me up there." <saladofstones> "If I cause a baby to cry five more times, I'll get +5 to my magic stat" <JBridge> I thought that'd bump up CHA, if anything. <Nova> "If I steal candy from eleven more babies, I'll get +3 Strength, but I dunno, man. Strength is my dump stat, maybe it'd be better to work on my Magic some more."
<feep> using (ec, delta) { turn-left-x; turn-up-y; } // *MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA*
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<feep> if the comments start doing the maniacal laughter, that's a bad sign.
<Wallabu> @topic Girls free feel to answer I would like your personal intake <Barcode> intake --> lmao <jseblan> Barcode wants Wallabu's intake <Barcode> see now you've gone and spawned an @ship
<Spaghetti> No, y'all don't understand. I told solstace about this chick I was having relations with, and not an hour later things went to hell with her. <Spaghetti> Thanks, jackass <Solstace> Oh, sorry :( <JackMackerel> How bad? <Spaghetti> REAL FUCKING BAD <JackMackerel> My condolences. <Electivirus> ;___; <Spaghetti> At least she convinced her boyfriend not to kill me. <Spaghetti> cough <Electivirus> ... <JackMackerel> ... <JackMackerel> Wow. <Solstace> .... <TOKAM> ... <Penguin> I think I've spotted the problem. *** Electivirus is now known as Sympathy * Sympathy flies out the window
<Beorc> Electivirus, do you have any advice on how to beat Seymour Flux in Final Fantasy X? <Zakdos> kill him <Zakdos> that should do it <Beorc> He kills me first. <Zakdos> kill him first, then
-!- ponicalica is now known as poniclassica <Kirino> have a safe strip <Kirino> er, trip <Kirino> ...~___~
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<Rash> I still have nightmares about that 1966 Lisp compiler I found <JBridge> That does sound nasty. <JBridge> Elaborate. <Rash> it's like a fine wine <Rash> only it tastes like burning excrement
<Fiora> Jokes about ballistics are just so derivative. <Fiora> These puns are accelerating in terribleness. <saladofstones> that's beautiful Fiora, I think <saladofstones> I need to turn it into a message about not going ballistic, though <Fiora> (Sorry, calculus puns are obligatory!) <GMH> Calculus puns are integral to every collection of nerdy puns. <zeroplusalpha> I can't really differentiate between them, I'm terrible at maths. <Fiora> I think I'm reaching my limits >_< <Fiora> I don't think these puns can remain continuous for long. Soon they're going to have to leave our domain. <Juan> oh god i don't know math and yet these puns are hurting me <GMH> That's a very clear sine of their power. <Fiora> Don't go off on a tangent! <Juan> You seem to be going in a tan...seriously <Fiora> I liked the angle we had going there. <zeroplusalpha> I would choose to not remain in this locus. <Juan> It was quite acute angle, indeed <GMH> You're just being obtuse. <GMH> These puns are the right way to do things. <Fiora> I'm not sure it's a real good idea; they can get pretty complex! <Fiora> But I guess my fears might be imaginary. <zeroplusalpha> You never know, the inverse might be true: they could be friendly. <GMH> On secant thought, they might not. <FlyingChaucer> You guys are in-sine <zeroplusalpha> Opinion is divided on that. <GMH> Our irrationality seems to be driving some people away. <Fiora> Maybe the puns would be better if they were more natural? <Fiora> Some of them are too negative. <FlyingChaucer> at least we're real :V <GMH> They're just adding to my amusement. <zeroplusalpha> This is becoming exponentially sillier. <Fiora> I think we should log some of these for later review. <Fiora> I mean, it's only natural. <Fiora> Then, I can eeeeeeee~ over them later! <GMH> That's not a common idea at all. <FlyingChaucer> that was a well-calculated move <Fiora> It is the base of the idea, after all!