Room 208

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#1128

Rated 57 by 5 users
<blamspam> I'M LIKE A PORNO FLICK <--why does she sing this, this late
<blamspam> my sister thinks it's okay to play Kid Rock songs loudly at 2:00 am
<JackMackerel> What does that even /mean/.
<Puffin> use your imagination
<Nitya> cheaply produced and smeared with unpleasant fluids
<Lin_Chong> It means that they're cheap, ribald, disgusting, and they promote the exploitation of human beings.

#985

Rated 51 by 4 users
<RocketDude> Clearly, you've never had any experience with demons that evoke Gene Simmons

#334

Rated 60 by 14 users
<TParadox> :explode
*** Jack quit (Quit: Jack's computer exploded!!)

#834

Rated 49 by 7 users
<RocketDude> Meanwhile, I get fairly good speed, I run wireless, and my provider is Cox.
<Nova> I would demand to pay less just for the indignity of having to say "My ISP is Cox", RocketDude.
* Fiora Cox too
<Fiora> I haven't had any issues with Cox, really?
<Nova> hehehe

#568

Rated 62 by 15 users
<Zudak> blamspam: I literally didn't know it was Easter until Sunshine Werewolf said something about chocolate rabbits
<blamspam> You GODLESS HEATHEN!
* blamspam sends you a delicious chocolate Jesus
<Rotty> Take, eat. This is his body.

#620

Rated 30 by 6 users
<JBridge> Why is a cow?
<Macha> to get to the other side.

#851

Rated 65 by 7 users
<Barcode> for a second I thought ThatDrunkWoman was Fiora
<Buttercupistiny> Oh god, Doodlebug, what are you doing in channel
<RocketDude> I think it might be Aon
<RocketDude> But that raises too many questions
<ThatDrunkWoman> I am existing
<ponicalica> it actually is Aondeug
<ThatDrunkWoman> hush
<Nitya> A Tribute to That Dead Person, Through Crossdressing
<ponicalica> except Nitya is probably too big for Aondeug's skirts
<Nitya> I'll slim down. anything for art
<ponicalica> she's like a foot shorter than you
<Nitya> I could crouch!
<Nitya> or I could make like
<Nitya> I could get Barcode to wear them, he's probably short
<RocketDude> I can't imagine a scenario where Barcode will have to go into drag
<Nitya> in the event aondeug dies, we will celebrate her death by dressing you up in her skirts and taking photos of you with her plushies, barcode.

#512

Rated 69 by 14 users
<jseblan> I'm downloading Oblivion at 600 kbps, this is great
<jseblan> It's usually 250-300 kbps
<Charlatan> STOP
<Charlatan> YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

#855

Rated 65 by 7 users
<n> http://sharkswithanimeeyes.tumblr.com/ uh.
<ColorPrinter> sounds about right
<reyendo> so cute.
<JackMackerel> I'm fucking having heart attacks
<HederaHelix> That tumblr scares me.
<ColorPrinter> sharks are so fucking tsundere
<ColorPrinter> the uguu~ terror of the ocean

#915

Rated 82 by 17 users
*** Nitya has joined #yackfest
<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 17 minutes ago: stop being such an uneducated jerk, not letting fiora give you a goodnight kiss.
<feepbot> Nitya: Fiora left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: asdfdkljsk I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT Juan stop this libel
<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: what if i say no
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: Nitya and Fiora sitting in a tree...
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 14 minutes ago: You've been asked to appear in court to give testimony in a civil suit...
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 13 minutes ago: ... discussing neurobiology. While making out.
<feepbot> Nitya: Fiora left a note 9 hours, 13 minutes ago: stop these people somehow ;_;
<feepbot> Nitya: Lin_Chong left a note 9 hours, 12 minutes ago: I realize that this message will be buried under all the rest, but did you get to read Pandemonium?
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 12 minutes ago: Might I remind you that #yackfest severely frowns upon murder as a mechanism for silencing dissent.
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 11 minutes ago: it is too late. we have already discovered all the details of your sordid affair with fiora. all of them.
<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 11 minutes ago: i do apologize for the mess i've helped to create. By which I mean, I relish and will enjoy your reaction.
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 10 minutes ago: Please disregard all of the previous notes and kill JuanCarlos.