<Iverum> You know. I bet aliens would watch porn and laugh their non-anthrocentric asses off.
<Iverum> «Is he rubbing his reproductive organs on her face? Why would you do that? It's terribly inefficient for reproduction. No wonder this species can't get past the moon.»
<Barcode> you think aliens wouldn't horribly abuse their reproductive organs?
<MisterJuantastic> Our civilization will be known across the universe as one where being a plumber means being a three legged handsome thirty year old
<ponicalica> I thought being a plumber meant jumping on turtles
<MisterJuantastic> well, games lied to you. Porn's preaching the truth, brutha

<TParadox> So tonight, the moon turned to blood and the stars fell from the sky. It can only mean one thing.
<TParadox> Net Neutrality is dead.
<[DOA]> Cthulhu ftaghn, ïa ïa Comcast

<Excuses> I think that music was invented so that people who had the capability to become musicians wouldn't do something dangerous like take over Germany.

<Iverum> I was told to stop working so hard.
<Iverum> Even when I come to work late people still say I spend too much time at work.
<Iverum> ;-; I don't know what they want from me anymore.
<Nitya> Well then do your job, which is apparently not doing your job.

<LORd> Funnily enough, Tokyo Magnitude's op song wouldn't be the slightest bit out of place in a shonen fightfest
<RAGE> I thought it was about an earthquake killin' shit.
<LORd> Yes, yes it is.
<RAGE> So is there a prequel series about 8.0 being trained by its old master, and then working up through the Richter tournament to avenge its mother

<Alkthash> Faw is still around? He didn't ascend to a higher moe based plane of existence?
<Charlatan> Elemental Plane of Moe
<GoggleFox> Right next to the Elemental Plane of Fire.
<Zizoz> And the Elemental Planes of Larry and Curly.

<BonSequitur> Fucking babies, how do they work?
<JackMackerel> P0n0s into vag00

<ponicalica> not wrong but i really don't think you should be comfortable with a literal military dictatorship deciding anything regardless of it accidentally according with social justice

<BonSequitur> What is up with this 'polyvore' thing, anyway?
<BonSequitur> It doesn't even have an ED page. I'm afraid to google.
<BonSequitur> Oh, it has nothing to do with voraphilia.
<BonSequitur> Some people are idiots when picking out names for websites.
<BonSequitur> I mean, really. Polyvore.
<BonSequitur> It's a fashion website.
<BonSequitur> What does it sound like?
<BonSequitur> A mailing list for people who are into furries giving birth to multiple twin furries and then eating them.

<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> How many bots do we have on this channel already
<Estragon> There's Omnipresence, feepbot, Nitya, IllFlower, TropeBot, mapibot, and Spacebar.
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> There will come a time when just posting "lol" will trigger twenty "Command unrecognized" messages