<Miyabi> I just made the weirdest typo ever. <Miyabi> I was trying to get to facebook, and ended up typing "keanu reeves" instead. <VerticalPig> Oh, that's like how every time I want to type "I have no life and I should be doing something else" I end up doing "/connect EsperNet; /j #yackfest"
<Barcode> cat. CZT <Barcode> CAT <Barcode> my face is not an appropriate lounging location
<IllFlower> if (beingWatched()) { break observers_legs_off; } else { continue unmentionable_activities; }
<Lin_Chong> I hate legal homework. <Lin_Chong> Fuck it. <zeroplusalpha> Singapore is still English common law, with few eccentricities, yes? <Lin_Chong> Yes. <zeroplusalpha> Not a fan of trial without jury aspect, I have to say. <Lin_Chong> That's bad. <Lin_Chong> But what's getting me is the FUCKING CONTRACTS FUCK CONTRACTS FUCK FUCK FUCK <Lin_Chong> ...sorry. <Charlatan> ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ <Lin_Chong> FUCK YOU TOO <Lin_Chong> GODDAMN FUCKING CAT RAT <Lin_Chong> FUCKING HEAT DEATH <Lin_Chong> FUCKING TORMENTING KIDS <Lin_Chong> NO LONGER SORRY
<HamSandwich> .seen bot abuse <feepbot> HamSandwich: I have not seen bot abuse in this channel!
<TheCharlinaut> Figures. <TheCharlinaut> Heaven has angels playing trumpets. <TheCharlinaut> Hell has...Vuvuzelas.
*** GuitarBizarre is now known as KittyBiz *** KittyBiz is now known as PhoneBizarre *** PhoneBizarre is now known as SleepyBiz *** SleepyBiz is now known as ShowerBiz <TParadox> Next one should be BannedBiz
<RocketDude> Cooking isn't about why, it's about why not
<IllFlower> Wait, okay, Tzetze has a Japanese name and Mapi doesn't, what kind of strange alternate universe have I fallen into
<Barcode> «In a mission kept secret until after delivery, the pieces [(some stone artifacts)] were collected by the British Museum and brought back to Afghanistan by UK forces in July.» in marginally lighter news <Saladofstones> I can imagine a call of duty mission based on <Saladofstones> SOAP GO RETRIEVE THAT PRICESS ARTIFACT <Alkthash> RAMIREZ! EXPLAIN THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE ROCKS! <Barcode> hold x to explain <Saladofstones> Oh god <Saladofstones> a quickk time event to explain the significance <Saladofstones> if you fail the artifact just explodes, killing everyone <Barcode> What if the screen just went blurry, with "Factual inaccuracy will not be tolerated!"?