Room 208

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#413

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Reyendo> Also: I really suck at selling things to little girls.

#825

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Nitya> You're really going to pull no true scotsman crap?
<Nitya> Real hackers use butterflies?
<Iverum> Yes. Real hackers use butterflies.
<RocketDude> But do real hackers use real butterflies, raised organically in America?
<Iverum> I would hope so. Hackers are all about organic American manufacturing.

#907

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Generality> Do I want to know what meatspace is?
<RocketDude> Term for real life.
<Puffin> enter the meat dimension! /whoosh/
<SpruceZeus> must... resist... temptation to make dirty joke
<Noimporta> The meat dimension is actually where the characters from fiction who have regeneration abilities get the extra mass from.
<RocketDude> Huh, that makes sense. It's like Hammerspace, but for COD characters.

#48

Rated 56 by 9 users
<TParadox> Liberal Christians are liberal because of what their religion says about the world. Conservative Christians are conservative because of what the world says about their religion.

#106

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Excuses> I think that music was invented so that people who had the capability to become musicians wouldn't do something dangerous like take over Germany.

#1213

Rated 65 by 7 users
<IllFlower> >tsuncode
<Barcode> it's not like i'm saying "it's not like I like her or anything" or anything.
<IllFlower> Dude, you just embedded an "it's not like" sentence inside another "it's not like" sentence.
<IllFlower> That's, like, critical tsundere.

#1162

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Puffin> also, I tried raw milk for the first time today. very tasty. go bribe a farmer and get some
<Haven> Sounds like a raw deal
<FTLIicia> That was udderly hilarious.
<Juan> what is wrong with you people
<FTLIicia> Everything.

#630

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Chadrahan> Maybe we could find some way to evacuate the atmosphere from orbit, so as to asphyxiate the angels.
<Barcode> Do they breathe?
<Barcode> I suppose so.
<Wilhelm> considering orbital Angels
<Wilhelm> I'm not sure that'd work
<Chadrahan> One way to find out.
<Barcode> orbital angels —> And use the oxygen to pump up and blow up the orbital Angels. A la dig dug
<Barcode> the air*
<Chadrahan> Exactly.
<Chadrahan> Evangelion is just a fancier Dig Dug.

#732

Rated 61 by 6 users
<LORd> .roll love
<feepbot> LORd: I do not understand love!

#655

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Barcode> Capcom will forever be known to me as "that company that makes the greatest fucking PC games ever, then only releases them on consoles."