<blamspam> I mean, I like fiction and all, but I never think to myself "Man it would be cool if X and Y fucked each other, I shall write about it in explicit and inaccurate detail"

<Saladofstones> also had a really awkward moment
<JBridge> Hm?
<Saladofstones> walked in on my dad and his girlfriend sleeping together
<Saladofstones> I noticed the door was closed, and I thought, huh this is weird
<Saladofstones> and I thought my dad was depressed, so I thought they got into a fight
<Saladofstones> and nope
<Saladofstones> nope nope nope
<JBridge> Welp.
<JBridge> If it's any consolation, I had a somewhat similar moment last Saturday.
<JBridge> I've probably mentioned that people can pay to have their birthday party at High Scores.
<JBridge> Well, apparently one couple at last Saturday's party took the name a bit too literally.
<JBridge> Since I went to use the can, and noticed that the door was both closed, and bumping.
<Saladofstones> oh jesus
<JBridge> Fortunately, there's another bathroom right next to that one.
<Saladofstones> I like your thinking
<Saladofstones> "oh fuck people having sex"
<Saladofstones> "Well the stall -next- to them is clear"
<Saladofstones> cue you whistling while you whittle

<BonSequitur> That seems like something just waiting to be combined with some form of artificial sex organ.
<BonSequitur> Although I guess it makes more sense for the female market.
<BonSequitur> Give it a penis, and you get a dildo that can cuddle.

<Beorc> Clearly you were male in all of your past lives and are now suffering extreme gender confusion, ShoujiAn.
<ShoujiAn> I wouldn't say it's extreme really.
<NorthNo2> It's only a mild ghost penis

<HamSandwich> .seen bot abuse
<feepbot> HamSandwich: I have not seen bot abuse in this channel!

<Barcout> terrence wiles, the child murderer. colour: white
<Barcout> discard any card frmo your hand. add two colours to your mana pool. more stuff that makes no sense but is indistiguishable from real magic talk to outsiders
<Juan> Not sure if I'd play that
<Juan> and it actually makes sense, man
<Juan> In fact, IIRC, that's an infamous {{game breaker}}
<Barcout> So dumb. I literally just said words
<Juan> Well, that's what we all do here. :P

<Untaxidermist> I wonder how many people in the world are genuinely turned on by the idea of snuggling while playing Pokemon.
<Solstace> Probably every nerd who grew up with pokemon >.<
<Untaxidermist> So I have this idea for a brothel...

*** GuitarBizarre is now known as KittyBiz
*** KittyBiz is now known as PhoneBizarre
*** PhoneBizarre is now known as SleepyBiz
*** SleepyBiz is now known as ShowerBiz
<TParadox> Next one should be BannedBiz

*** Noimporta left the room (quit: Quit: Clap on! , Clap off! Clap@#&$NO CARRIER).

<ponicalica> @g ゆで卵
<Omnipresence> http://oshiete.goo.ne.jp/qa/1886830.html — ゆで卵の作り方 - 料理レシピ - 教えて！goo
<ponicalica> @g okay yeah why was I expecting anything from that
<Omnipresence> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/quotes — Dumb & Dumber (1994) - Quotes - IMDb
<ponicalica> ................................
<ponicalica> very rude, omni