<Nitya> blamspam: you gonna pop up every time I mention penises? <blamspam> nooo <Nitya> you continue to deny the penis mojo <blamspam> It's late enough that penises are officially the funniest thing ever <blamspam> I'm laughing just thinking about it <blamspam> oogly noogly penises <blamspam> what would you do if your penis had a dolphin face on the end? [Later...] <Nitya> blamspam is very sensitive about her extreme penis girth
<fatestayinthekitchen> i guess even antinatalists like lesbians
<ponicalica> I remember when I first saw "asl" and though it was something like dsl <Xeniera> analog subscriber line <Xeniera> internet in a steampunk world <Xeniera> packets sent via clockwork <Xeniera> incredibly high latencies
<ponicalica> I want to see an actual meeting between Jackerel and Tze <Nitya> Only if I get a gun.
<zeroplusalpha> It's really much better than it sounds. It's difficult to describe how intensely sympathetic a supernatural megalomaniac transvestite with gamebreaking martial arts sorcery makes you feel towards her by the end, you'll just have to take my word for it.
<Alkthash> why would you ban evade at TVT? <Alkthash> It's like trying to play with the annoying older brother who keeps beating you up and breaking your toys. <Alkthash> Sure they may seem cool, but when the divorce settlement comes and you each have to go with different parents, you aren't supposed to miss the sibling who made fun miserable. <Alkthash> This metaphor keeps getting depressing now that I think about what I'm actually saying.
<Barcode> «In a mission kept secret until after delivery, the pieces [(some stone artifacts)] were collected by the British Museum and brought back to Afghanistan by UK forces in July.» in marginally lighter news <Saladofstones> I can imagine a call of duty mission based on <Saladofstones> SOAP GO RETRIEVE THAT PRICESS ARTIFACT <Alkthash> RAMIREZ! EXPLAIN THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE ROCKS! <Barcode> hold x to explain <Saladofstones> Oh god <Saladofstones> a quickk time event to explain the significance <Saladofstones> if you fail the artifact just explodes, killing everyone <Barcode> What if the screen just went blurry, with "Factual inaccuracy will not be tolerated!"?
<Nitya> "You need a passport to buy bread." "Here you go." "This passport is not valid because you are naked in the passport photo. HA HAAAA HA HAHAHA" man i hate that dream
<ChancellorCosman> Ah! Serial Experiments Legend of Galactic Lucky Haruhi Azumanga Strawberry Rozen Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Imperial Fiora Pichi Pichi PitchmonHOLIC River Chronicles: Keikaku no Nekohime Gundam Complex Bebop Gurren Lagann Sailor BrotherhoodZ Nichijou R2.22 You Can (Not) Advance!! <Alkthash> I see words. And I understand what they mean. But I have no idea what you folks are saying. <ALI-18000> We're making the best anime ever, Alkthash. <Alkthash> You're making people find incentives to find murderin' axes. <Alkthash> Have I fallen into an alternate universe where slang is just subtly off? <Alkthash> LIke anybody else get that feeling of anti-deja vu? <Alkthash> Where you wake up and everything feels subtly wrong and out of place during the day. <Alkthash> And you keep thinking "was it always like that" <Alkthash> And get the feeling you have stumbled into one of those shitty sci-fi alternate universes, where things are different? <Alkthash> Like that is my feeling here folk.s <Alkthash> You're making me wonder if I'm still on my earth. <Alkthash> Nice normal earth 387 <Alkthash> Not that shithole that is earth 616.
<Juan> yo at the risk of sounding like someone with a death wish <JBridge> Do it. <Nitya> jbridge............................ <JBridge> What?