<Iverum> Imagine that scene in the The Matrix where Neo takes the pill and the mirror eats him. Okay, you've got that. Now imagine that the mirror is made of all the rage and I'm just falling down that shit. And when I wake up in my little gel capsule of hate the machines come and kill me. <AliceTensei> And thus we discover that Iverum thinks he's Jesus.
<Juan> Iright <Juan> I am Drunk <Juan> but still <Juan> Anyway point is <Barcode> i right, i drunk, i conquer
<ponicalica> EGG? <ponicalica> You have to think in German, baka Shinji. <BarcRockShooter> Eriginal Gnime Gideo
<AlisaBannings> This fucking feeling in my throat....WHO INVENTED ILLNESS!?! <Lin_Chong> That would be Malaratron. <Lin_Chong> Metatron's kid brother. <Lin_Chong> Everybody told him that nepotism was a baaaaaaaaaaaaad idea, but did he listen? Nooooooooooooo.
<divert_time> Death is the everyday girl everyone wants to see when they die. Of course she gets boring if you have too much of her <Haven> But people are just dying to see her <Juan> I never could have dreamed of you making such an awful pun, Haven. Although I think you were destined to do it <Haven> As if you didn't desire it. <Juan> I am in the deppest despair at the thought <SpruceZeus> jesus christ enough puns, i'm getting delirious here <Juan> they are the endless puns
<Nitya> some dude in his garage in minnesota writing a book on how to arm your car with lasers <Barcode> fast and the furious, but insteadof street racing they'r trying to burn holes through each other's cars <RocketDude> [Rap music playing, lasers intensify]
<ponicalica> what was the name of the grad student who killed his advisor <ponicalica> ted streleski <AliceTensei> "In 1993 Streleski was turned down for a fare box repair position with the San Francisco Municipal Railway after his crimes came to light." He might... murder the fare box? <Nitya> 16th year pursuing his doctorate <-- ._. <GMH> > after his crimes came to light <GMH> > crimes <GMH> isn't this just one crime? <GMH> someone go fix that <GMH> i don't feel like signing into wikipedia <ponicalica> you can edit wikipedia anonymously <GMH> i don't feel like it <Corvidium> there are two crimes <Corvidium> the first is the murder, obviously <Corvidium> the second is being in grad school for 16 years <Nitya> done <Corvidium> Nitya, why did you introduce an error into Wikipedia <Nitya> spite <Nitya> fuck the world
<IllFlower> No, I'm just saying, Danbooru has about Avogadro's number breast tags for a reason. <Barcodrawing> 1boob 2boobs multiple_boobs boobs_only <RocketDude> all_the_boobs? <Barcodrawing> we can't ever assume that all boobs are contained within one picture. <RocketDude> Unless it was a fractal boob or something. <IllFlower> That sounds excruciatingly painful. <IllFlower> I don't want to think about breasts with a technically infinite surface area. <Nitya> gabriel's horn boobs <Nitya> think about it <IllFlower> Madonna, eat your heart out?
<jseblan> .decide traverse the white light | don't <feepbot> jseblan: traverse the white light <jseblan> ooh cinematic <jseblan> ooh crocodile <jseblan> OH GOD <jseblan> NOT CROCODILE <jseblan> AAAH <jseblan> WHAT THE FUCK
<JuanCarlos> bluh, therapist appointment in about...three hours. Suddenly, doubts <Barcode> I read that as "the rapist appointment" <eX> no wonder he has doubts