Room 208

Quote database

#622

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Jiejie> I thought the .note system existed in order to emulate a terrible postal system?  You know, like stories about getting letters forty years after they were sent

#1285

Rated 49 by 7 users
<Puffin> this is why America has fallen. we're all too good to poop in holes in the backyard.

#859

Rated 74 by 11 users
<Solstace> "wading through a sea of dongs" sounds like it could be a line in a rap.
<Iverum> Or a trip to China.

#354

Rated 21 by 14 users
<GMH> dude
<GMH> this game is more complicated than magic the gathering
<GMH> seriously
<ponicalica> GMH: Bigger prizes, too.

#74

Rated 77 by 34 users
<Kanade> they do say birds of the same feather fuck together
<Kanade> *flock
<Kanade> I MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> I TOTALLY MEANT TO SAY FLOCK
<Kanade> SERIOUSLY
<Kanade> oh god damn it

#1214

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Nitya> 2016 is going to be the International Year of Pulses what does that even mean i love it
<Fiora> beep
<Fiora> beep
<Fiora> beep
<Fiora> beep
<Fiora> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulse_(legume) ?
<Rig> Darling, 2016 can be the year you make my pulse race.
<Rig> Or beans.
<Rig> It could be beans.

#855

Rated 65 by 7 users
<n> http://sharkswithanimeeyes.tumblr.com/ uh.
<ColorPrinter> sounds about right
<reyendo> so cute.
<JackMackerel> I'm fucking having heart attacks
<HederaHelix> That tumblr scares me.
<ColorPrinter> sharks are so fucking tsundere
<ColorPrinter> the uguu~ terror of the ocean

#435

Rated 58 by 13 users
<Solstace> Nitya: My ride flaked on me, and then I missed my bus, and ultimately spent about an hour and a half standing in the cold, underdressed. So blow me :/
<Nitya> aw.
<Nitya> but yeah, if you have a phone, you can call me and stuff if that happens.
<Solstace> Oh, cool.
<Solstace> I'll keep that in mind.
<IllFlower> Solstace: You should just call Nitya more often as a matter of course. That way, you won't have to ask him to blow you on IRC. /ducks

#609

Rated 56 by 9 users
<discordant> My coworker and I were talking about how naive the parents were during orientation.
<Komeiji_Koishi> @ship tsukasa/his coworker
<Omnipresence> Komeiji_Koishi: Ship request successful! <3
<Komeiji_Koishi> Where do you work at now, Tsu?
<discordant> ...
<Solstace> ...
<Solstace> That isn't Tzetze.
<Object> :/
<discordant> I am not Tzetze.
<Object> I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN
<Solstace> You fail forever, Komeiji_Koishi.
<Solstace> FOR FUCKING EVER
<Komeiji_Koishi> What
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
<Komeiji_Koishi> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Komeiji_Koishi dies
<discordant> You...
<discordant> You deserve death.
<Object> Even my stalker forgets who I am
<Puffin> Quick, Komeji, ship someone else
<Komeiji_Koishi> Object: Can I make up for it with pity rape
<Puffin> Salvage what pride you still can
<TOKAM> Fun fact: "/msg Omnipresence @trace" is your friend.
<Solstace> @ship Komeiji_Koishi/ETERNAL FAILURE
<Omnipresence> Solstace: Ship request successful! <3
<discordant> Or /whois
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
* Komeiji_Koishi stabs the fuck out of Solstace.
<discordant> *parents
* Solstace lets out one last laugh before collapsing into dust.
*** Solstace quit (Quit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
* Komeiji_Koishi curls up in corner
<discordant> .seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor
<feepbot> discordant: I have not seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor in this channel!

#349

Rated 9 by 12 users
<Wicked223> @g the system is deown
<Omnipresence> Google: System of a Down — http://www.systemofadown.com/
<Wicked223> HA
<GoggleFox> And then
<GoggleFox> Make TVTropes's server work
<GoggleFox> DO EET
<Electivirus> @g deown
<Omnipresence> Google: Emerald theme manager, not switching themes? [Archive] - Ubuntu Forums — http://ubuntuforums.org/archive/index.php/t-419536.html
<Electivirus> ...
<GoggleFox> @g doen
<Omnipresence> Google: Stichting DOEN - Home — http://www.doen.nl/web/show/id=44928
<GoggleFox> . . . I don't even want to know
<Electivirus> @g deown in the dumps
<Omnipresence> Google: Employees Down in the Dumps? That's Great News! | BNET — http://www.bnet.com/blog/tribal/employees-down-in-the-dumps-that-8217s-great-news/190
<Electivirus> ..........
<jseblan> :|
<Electivirus> @g deowntown
<Omnipresence> Google: Vital Signs: What makes Metro Vancouver livable? - Social Studies — http://communities.canada.com/vancouversun/blogs/socialstudies/archive/2010/10/04/vital-signs-what-makes-metro-vancouver-livable.aspx
<Electivirus> I give up.