Room 208

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#762

Rated 21 by 1 user
<Spacethash> So wait, in that game would Skrillex be a Paradigm member that is attempting to subvert Iroquois magic and hobo rituals and who must be shot on sight?

#413

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Reyendo> Also: I really suck at selling things to little girls.

#865

Rated 61 by 6 users
<Juan> And let's face it, most people feel weird about masturbation in their media. Naked white girls destroying everything are a-ok, though!

#1255

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Barcode> oh my god i'm on question nineteen just tell me what kind of gay i am

#1028

Rated 65 by 12 users
<Nitya> Keep in mind, when i use the term "murder", I use it in a broader fashion than you may be used to.
<Nitya> Turning people into sapient dickworm colonies, for one.
<saladofstones> but I guess I learned nitya likes to turn his victims into dickworm colonies because he's secretly zouken
<saladofstones> since I know this and haven't been turned into a dickworm colony yet, that makes me either the kiritsugu or the kirei of the relationship
<saladofstones> Nitya that means I get to chant bible verses and exorcise you
<saladofstones> and then Fiora snaps and becomes the anti-chirst and I have a manly fight with Illflower while Rig casts magic
<Nitya> this sounds good to me
<Fiora> I am not the anti-christ <_>

#708

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Barcode[WoT]> but what this amounts to is "my german tanks are coated in asbestos"
<Barcode[WoT]> coated in gasoline*
<RocketDude> Gasbestos
<RocketDude> It's useless
<Barcode[WoT]>  Bestbestos.
<Interrobangven> Asworstos

#759

Rated 44 by 3 users
<ColorPrinter> So in my dwarf fortress world there's a god depicted as an anchovy that once cursed a serpent woman and turned her into a were-giraffe.
<ColorPrinter> I can't even make that shit up.

#125

Rated 51 by 4 users
<StarGirl00> Touhou fan art hit rock bottom a long time ago.
<StarGirl00> And just kept on digging

#602

Rated 38 by 5 users
(23:34:28) *** Nitya entered the room.
(23:34:31) *** Nitya left the room.
(23:34:32) <Iverum> Welcome back.
(23:34:37) <Iverum> Fuck you.

#652

Rated 44 by 6 users
<Abyssinia> He's generally agreed to have invented firefighting, libraries, and prostitution, though.
<Abyssinia> And lightning.
<stiva> I heard he invented thinking.
<Abyssinia> That's actually an urban legend, he just applied for the first American patent on it.