<AliceTensei> Yukari is weird anyway. I mean, this is the woman who decided the best position for a girl depressed to the point of suicide was princess of the underworld.

<RocketDude> Okay, fine, I'll give you that, but it still had to do with impractically large dicks, so my point stands

<Suke> Solstace.
<Suke> I want you inside me
* Solstace thrusts his hands inside Suke's abdomen, and begins to massage him from the inside.

<Alkthash> I am not moe!
<Alkthash> I have facial hair!
<Alkthash> That right there keeps me from being moe ever
<Tibetanfox> HIS BEARD IS MOE!
<Tibetanfox> ALL HAIL THE MOE BEARD!

<Spaghetti> No, y'all don't understand. I told solstace about this chick I was having relations with, and not an hour later things went to hell with her.
<Spaghetti> Thanks, jackass
<Solstace> Oh, sorry :(
<JackMackerel> How bad?
<Spaghetti> REAL FUCKING BAD
<JackMackerel> My condolences.
<Electivirus> ;___;
<Spaghetti> At least she convinced her boyfriend not to kill me.
<Spaghetti> cough
<Electivirus> ...
<JackMackerel> ...
<JackMackerel> Wow.
<Solstace> ....
<TOKAM> ...
<Penguin> I think I've spotted the problem.
*** Electivirus is now known as Sympathy
* Sympathy flies out the window

<Haruspex> It may be a unit of measure, but it's also a literal flower.
<Haruspex> Figuratively speaking.

<Arha> If I had a million nazis~
<Arha> (If I had a million nazis)
<Arha> I'd buy you jews for your stoves
<Arha> but not real jews that's cruel

<FlyingChaucer> @w angst philosophy
<Omnipresence> FlyingChaucer: Wikipedia (full-text): Existentialism: Existentialism is the term applied to the work of a number of philosophers since the 19th century who, despite large differences... — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existentialism

<feep> you->pirate = TRUE;
<feep> yar; har; fiddle.de.dee();
<feep> #define alright_to_me = ((being).a_pirate())
<feep> if (pirate.isFree()) do what_you_want(); while (TRUE)
<feep> goto start;

<TParadox> So tonight, the moon turned to blood and the stars fell from the sky. It can only mean one thing.
<TParadox> Net Neutrality is dead.
<[DOA]> Cthulhu ftaghn, ïa ïa Comcast