<Haruspex> see, you haven't gotten to demon politics! they have all kinds of clans, some of which look like wolfmonsters or whatever and some of which look like giant tits.

<Xeniera`sick> I think I violated the honor of the royal bacterium family, or something.
<Xeniera`sick> There's probably a bounty on my head, and every infection worth his weight in salt is out to collect.

<VerticalPig> ... mmmmmm yes i'm a natural blue where is the ... no i don't find that all too ... my name is Kevin Xiwei and we ... mmmmmmmmfbfbfbfb
<VerticalPig> ... blblblblbl tomorrow is the due date and i expect that everyone ... no i will not accept a fish ... come on please stop poking me nggh
<VerticalPig> oofow ... no, sir, i don't plan to file a whiplash claim ... this ... sorry i know you like her but i don't think it's going to work out ... ackcough
<JBridge> Hm. If VerticalPig is sleep-deprived...
<JBridge> VerticalPig: Hey, can I be an op?
<VerticalPig> ... someone's calling the cops? um okay but i'm tellin' ya, i ain't done nothin' wrong ... beef and fries i don't understand sir this is a vegan diner ... mmmffllflb
<VerticalPig> oh i'm sorry joel you were looking for ... for something weren't you ... uh i slash mode ... umerbafbklj ... slash mode ... ajkfhjk
*** VerticalPig sets mode -v JBridge
<VerticalPig> okay i think that's right

<Barcode[headphonesearch]> lol, sennheiser makes a pair of headphones that cost 1.6 thousand dollars
<ponicalica> guitarbizarre is fapping

<Barcode> Time ago, the Adjective Noun verbed adverbly. Now, their noun rests in your hands.

<Yume> the more i stare at this gaussian curve 
<Yume> the more i imagine it to be a really fat penis

<jseblan> I appear to be listening to a dubstep remix of the Gravity Falls theme
<jseblan> help
<ponicalica> well it is a show named after what causes things to drop

<GMH> yeah, il palazzo was from excel saga
<ponicalica> Personally I think that they should do Word Saga and Powerpoint Saga.

<IllFlower> this intermixing of women's volleyball and mech conversations is providing me with some very, very strange mental images
<Adri_> QUICK somebody find Women's Volleyball Mechs!
<RocketDude> Mech Volleyball, discontinued after 187 spectators were killed in an accident at the Zanzibar Nationals

<Nitya> I mean, you still don't want to turn bolts with your fingers if you have a wrench. But just keep in mind that your fingers do other things, like write, regenerate, maybe cause the occasional orgasm.
<Nitya> I guess you could do the last with a wrench?
<Nitya> Probably wouldn't recommend that.