<JackMackerel> Mari is NOT yandere
<GMH[onlinesecretlyfrombed]> i hear she's just insane
<Alkthash> She's an Eva character.
<Alkthash> Something is wrong with her.

<Juan|ThePrisoner> Cultist and Nova were totally flirting while you were away, CTrombley
<Nova> wait what
<Cultist> I'll wait your what, babe.

<Alkthash> The girl at the checkout was bagging the lady in front of me 's groceries and she asked "What the heck do you need with 14 cans of whipped cream?"
<Alkthash> Automatically I answered "Supplies for an orgy."
<Alkthash> The lady in front of me had her face turn bright red.
<Cogito> That means it was true.
<VicariousShaner> Did she slap you?
<Alkthash> No.
<VicariousShaner> did she at least invite you?

<IllFlower> Proposition: Instant channel bans for anybody shown to be an active TV Tropes user
<Iverum> Proposition: IllFlower needs sleep badly.
<IllFlower> Point of order: What are you doing in my bed?
<Iverum> Who's the chair?
<IllFlower> Nobody's the chair! Get out of my bed!
* Iverum goes back to the corner.
<Iverum> Anyway, I'm all for bans.
<Iverum> For almost any reason.
<IllFlower> Proposition: Instant channel bans for anybody shown to be Iverum
* Iverum seconds the motion.
<IllFlower> Stay in your corner!

<gloomyApoplectic> BUUT OOMPALOOMPAS AND G SPOTS, CULTIST
<Cultist> NO WILLY WONKA PORN FOR YOU AONDEUG
<gloomyApoplectic> NOOOOO
<gloomyApoplectic> MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE

<Nitya> "Neuroscientist Sean O'Nuallain suggests that this very existence of synchronized gamma indicates that something akin to a singularity - or, to be more prosaic, a conscious experience - is occurring." what is with this article
<Fiora> Singularities: conscious experiences?
<Fiora> So black holes are really really big experiences?
<Fiora> And if the black hole is charged sufficiently, the event horizon goes away, and it's a naked experience? And then sex happens, and we have to close the doors.
<Fiora> Sorry I don't know where I'm going with this.

<IllFlower> "ivoryRum caressed $varia's soft face, the array blushing as he did so. 'Be gentle,' she said. 'This is my first time having something unshifted into me...'"

<glowsquid_will_ruin_your_life> it is a well know fact that amateur Dragonforce sounds like Crazybus with downs syndrome.

[swapping Nintendo friend codes]
<jseblan> xxxx-xxxx-6699
<Alicia> Best last four digits.
<ponicalica> better than 6969?
<ponicalica> 6969 has *two* happy couples
<jseblan> yeah or you could consider that 6699 is an actual foursome while 6969 they're just each doing their own thing

<Nitya> You're really going to pull no true scotsman crap?
<Nitya> Real hackers use butterflies?
<Iverum> Yes. Real hackers use butterflies.
<RocketDude> But do real hackers use real butterflies, raised organically in America?
<Iverum> I would hope so. Hackers are all about organic American manufacturing.