<Nitya> as long as i'm complaining about tumblr what is the deal with "fandom blogs" jesus christ
<Nitya> you are not a fandom! you are a HUMAN BEING! i shout into the wind, spittle flying back into my face

<Nitya> see, it's important we establish gatekeepers, because what if somebody feels they should cut off their dick but is actually just joking
<Saladofstones> okay
<Nitya> lookin at you salad i know you're all about dicks
<Saladofstones> I would never give up my dick
<Barcode> "give me my dick or give me death"
<Nitya> d is revolutionary
<Saladofstones> "you may take our wives and our land, but you'll never take our diiiiiicks"
<Saladofstones> [spoiler]they took mel gibson's dick[/spoiler]
<Nitya> oh no

<Barcode> basically the whole area was coated in frozen rain, which probably made some lines snap on their own and definitely made some trees smash through power lines
<Barcode> it's a scale thing, i think. i mean it's not like this doesn't happen occasionally in smaller areas.
<Nitya> don't i know it
<Barcode> you look at some trees and they look like peeled bananas minus the banana
<Barcode> they look like banana peels I FUCKING GUESS
<Nitya> banana peels, barcode

<IllFlower> I like how it tells you it's 998.9701(17) cubic feet-millimetres of mercury per kelvin-pound-mole.
* Nitya sobs
<Nitya> i hate america. not for the renditions or the CIA or wars or labor rights. for kelvin pound moles

<Yubiseiharukana> 'With the risque "HaXXXor" series of low-budget films, Nmap makes the leap from Science fiction to soft-core pornography.'
<VerticalPig> "No, don't probe that port... no, please... oh... /Why am I responding to his intrusion? He hasn't even authenticated properly aaaaaaah/"

<Nitya> right.  aondeug is WeeabooBullshit, Jackerel is occasionally Weeaboo_Bullshit, Mapi is Weeabullshit, and I'm the loud guy you don't recognize.

* Barcathon throws Fiora like a football
<Buttercupistiny> HEY. OFF THE FIORA.
<kingCrackers> General ruffianism!
<Fiora> Eee-eeeep >____<
* Nitya catches Fiora, runs for the end zone
<Buttercupistiny> not off as in kill her please
* Nitya tackles kingCrackers unnecessarily on the way there
<Fiora> *phew*
<kingCrackers> Ow.
<Barcathon> how do you tackle someone while holding a football, Nitya, it's quiteh are
* Nitya reaches endzone!
<Fiora> I am not a football ;_;
<Barcathon> NOT FOOTBALL CANON\
<Fiora> I'm not THAT small!
<Nitya> YEAH-HOO!
* Nitya jumps, slams Fiora into ground in celebration!
<Buttercupistiny> D:
* Fiora dies
<Glowsquid> spousal abuse!
<Fiora> HE IS NOT MY SPOUSE ;_;
<Nitya> Seven points for team fuckyouall~!
<Fiora> I'm not a foooballllsldl
<Nitya> what, you're not a spouse, and you're not a football? what the hell /are/ you then
<Fiora> um I'm fiora
<Nitya> what's a fiora
<Fiora> me
<Nitya> Circular definition! Stack overflow!

<Haruspex> I don't know how to express emotions. Is "filled with satan" an emotion?

<Nitya> miijhal, when you browse danbooru for a while, you get a pretty high standard for "porn". naked chick covered in dongs just isn't enough any more

<Nitya> but pink is (nearly) the color of communism, comfrade!
<RocketDude> @Barcode: Oh yeah, how does that zoom level config work? Like, can you still use the scroll wheel for switching weapons?
<saladofstones> gay communism?
<saladofstones> I wonder if you have marxist-feminist critiques
<RocketDude> No, gay communism does not help with sniping.
<Nitya> marxist feminism exists, sure.
<ColorPrinter> I come back and the topic is gay communism
<ColorPrinter> alright