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Rated 70 by 9 users
<BonSequitur> "So it's an action-tactics word game RPG in which you create a character and cast spells by interacting with other characters with a natural language interface. It's set in a post-modern Victoriana-meets-New-Wave universe, to the music of Radiohead. The end boss is a Steampunk mecha hitler."
<Nitya> I like it, Bon, where's your Kickstarter
<BonSequitur> "Oh, and it's a F2P social game with Facebook integration as well."
<Nitya> :<
<BonSequitur> I'm setting up a Kickstarter for the Kickstarter for that project.
<BonSequitur> As you know, making a sweet Kickstarter presentation costs money.
<Nitya> Good, good.  Maybe you can get some VCs to fund that Kickstarter.
<BonSequitur> Actually, I was in talks with a microfinancing outfit about getting some seed funding to pay for my trip to go talk to VCs who can potentially help fund the kickstarter for my awesome Kickstarter presentation for the game project.
<IllFlower> Microfinancing is passé now. We've been using marginal loss-based nanofinancing sourced from urban pedestrian traffic corridors for our project.
<BonSequitur> IllFlower, you mean you've been taking lost change from sidewalks?
<IllFlower> That's what the venture capitalists said when they laughed at my financing scheme. We'll see who pelts whom with quarters next time we meet!
<Nitya> I think there's a viable tax deduction for that.
<IllFlower> Form 1067-N, line 26(a): Deductions for coinage used as munitions.
<Nitya> Sometimes, the system does work. :)


Rated 69 by 14 users
<BonSequitur> ...
<BonSequitur> Seriously, now.
<BonSequitur> I look up 'arabesque' in dA.
<BonSequitur> What do I get? PORN!
<Gyges> Bon
<Gyges> It's the internet
<Gyges> You are complaining about water being wet


Rated 68 by 8 users
<BonSequitur> It's not a good day when you find a bug in an Unix utility that's older than you are.


Rated 65 by 12 users
<BonSequitur> Sorry.
<BonSequitur> Sometimes the evil gets the better of me.
<BonSequitur> I've been working on it. I hardly ever wake up with a dead twelve-year-old covered in blood next to me.
<BonSequitur> Anymore.


Rated 61 by 6 users
<BonSequitur> So, so much sympathy for Santorum.
<BonSequitur> Really. I am literally gushing sympathy for the poor, poor man.
<CTrombley> Are you politically conservative, Bonne?
<BonSequitur> No, I'm sarcastic.
<CTrombley> A very common political conviction.


Rated 51 by 4 users
<BonSequitur> What is up with this 'polyvore' thing, anyway?
<BonSequitur> It doesn't even have an ED page. I'm afraid to google.
<BonSequitur> Oh, it has nothing to do with voraphilia.
<BonSequitur> Some people are idiots when picking out names for websites.
<BonSequitur> I mean, really. Polyvore.
<BonSequitur> It's a fashion website.
<BonSequitur> What does it sound like?
<BonSequitur> A mailing list for people who are into furries giving birth to multiple twin furries and then eating them.


Rated 49 by 7 users
<BonSequitur> Fucking babies, how do they work?
<JackMackerel> P0n0s into vag00


Rated 45 by 9 users
<BonSequitur> That seems like something just waiting to be combined with some form of artificial sex organ.
<BonSequitur> Although I guess it makes more sense for the female market.
<BonSequitur> Give it a penis, and you get a dildo that can cuddle.


Rated 44 by 3 users
<BonSequitur> Fondue is quite rich, yes.
<BonSequitur> But good fondue has a very sharp taste, as strong as any sharp cheese.
<BonSequitur> There's acidity and bit of pungency and even some meatiness. It's not like dipping your bread in a tub of lard.
<BonSequitur> Not that I oppose dipping things in lard on principle, but hey.
<BonSequitur> Things or people.


Rated 38 by 5 users
<YuleSequitur> You know what's stupid?
<YuleSequitur> Right-wingers seem to actually be genuinely outraged and surprised that teacher's assemblies are incredibly left-wing.
<YuleSequitur> What the fuck do you expect? You put a bunch of overeducated, underpaid public-sector workers together in a room, you should be thankful they don't decide to take up arms and overthrow the government.
<Kaliayev> especially when the last 6 months has seen a concerted attack on teachers from those very same right wing sources. then again, they were the people who brought us "we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?", so, you know...
<YuleSequitur> That should be added before any mention of the GOP primary debates: "From the people who brought you 'we helped push Iraq into a bloody civil war, why aren't they grateful?' it's the GOP PRIMARY DEBATES! Chapter 17!"