<Beorc> Clearly you were male in all of your past lives and are now suffering extreme gender confusion, ShoujiAn.
<ShoujiAn> I wouldn't say it's extreme really.
<NorthNo2> It's only a mild ghost penis

<Tzetzuooooo> It's true.  It's so annoying just having your dick spill everywhere.

<Lou> [/me strikes Motoko with the Shotgun of Stop Shipping]
<Osip_Zhgun[Barcode]> [that just fans the fires! hitting people with your rifle is known as butt-stroking]

<Abyssinia> He's generally agreed to have invented firefighting, libraries, and prostitution, though.
<Abyssinia> And lightning.
<stiva> I heard he invented thinking.
<Abyssinia> That's actually an urban legend, he just applied for the first American patent on it.

<Arha> onyhow is talking as much as mapi, but does not have a mapiname
<onyhow> mapi?
<onyhow> whozat?
<Arha> It is confusing!
<Nitya> burn the false mapi
<onyhow> NOOOOOO
* onyhow runs like heck
<Arha> So that means you're already on fire then?
<Arha> That's very considerate of you
<onyhow> NOOOO
<onyhow> IM NOT ON FIRE
<onyhow> Wait I do
<Barmoured_code_V> it's not confusing, since onyhow doesn't like animay.
<onyhow> EVERYONE I AM ON FIRE
<onyhow> i do
<Barmoured_code_V> well okay.
<Barmoured_code_V> it's not confusing, since mapi doesn't like FPSes
<Glowsquid> "NOOOO IM NOT ON FIRE" <--- you heard the man, set him on fire.
<onyhow> ARRGGGHHH
* onyhow screams
<Arha> Immolation solves everything
<Barmoured_code_V> <_<
<onyhow> CURSE YOU
<onyhow> CURSE YOU ALL TO...
<onyhow> to where?
<Barmoured_code_V> heck
<Arha> Disneyland
<onyhow> DISNEYLAND!
<Arha> I vote Disneyland
<Arha> Yay
* onyhow is burning
* Barmoured_code_V throws water at onyhow
<onyhow> COLD!
<Barmoured_code_V> this pilot's name is /also/ "the three wise men"
<Nitya> mapi doesn't like FPSes <-- ? she played a lot of counterstrike
<onyhow> soooo
<onyhow> I'm mapi?
<onyhow> wait a min
<onyhow> i'm a guy
<Nitya> seems that way
<Nitya> and for that, you must die
* Nitya flamethrower
<Glowsquid> she's also a pretty huge fan of Twisted Metal, Sylphon Filter and other greeetty western games IIRC
* onyhow screams, again

<Nitya> semirelatedly, phrases i do not want to see anywhere near each other ever again: "decerebrate cat" and "anal sphincter"

<gloomyApoplectic> BUUT OOMPALOOMPAS AND G SPOTS, CULTIST
<Cultist> NO WILLY WONKA PORN FOR YOU AONDEUG
<gloomyApoplectic> NOOOOO
<gloomyApoplectic> MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE

<saladofstones> I AM
<saladofstones> ALMOST
<saladofstones> DONE
<saladofstones> RIPPING
<saladofstones> THIS TORRENT
<saladofstones> AND UPLOADING IT
<saladofstones> ONCE THAT IS DONE IM GOING TO FUCKING CUM BUCKETS
<Xeniera> TOO MUCH INFORMATION
<Nitya> calm down
<RocketDude> ...Okay
<BGTB2005> ...you have fun with that

<Nitya> I had no idea dicks were this complicated.

<Nitya> oh my god she got hit by a bus ahahaha