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#765

Rated 57 by 5 users
<CharlaBorg> What would happen if you stuffed Deadmau5 and Skrillex into a blender?
<Barcodrawing> Deadmau5 and Skrillex: "So We Heard You Hated Music" Tour

#777

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Szczerbiec> youtube guy, why did you label a DnB track called "Pikachu Mutha Fucka" as being by Aphex Twin.
<Barcodinner> It was Aphex's evil twin.
* Szczerbiec slowly stands up and walks over to Barcode.
* Szczerbiec stares him in the eyes for a few seconds before grabbing him by the hair and pulling his head off of his body.
* Szczerbiec sits back down.

#785

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Barcode[out]> Rebound your cottons becusde

#852

Rated 57 by 5 users
<Wallabu> Can you possibly point me in the direction of a stats book that doesn't use fucking lobotomized hamsters in every example problem
<Wallabu> God, I hated that book.
<Barcode[PATV]> lobotomized...hamsters
<HederaHelix> Seriously, lobotomized hamsters?
<Nitya> one of my calc books had an exercise about yams in pretty much every section
<blamspam> Yams aren't enough to get a person through calculus.
<HederaHelix> Yams are more socially acceptable a topic than lobotomized hamsters, though...
<HederaHelix> The only way it could be topped is if the examples were of lobotomized hamsters eating yams.
<ColorPrinter> In an economic textbook
<ColorPrinter> The economic impact of lobotomized hamsters eating yams

#853

Rated 57 by 5 users
<blamspam> .decide die chicken biscuit cracker & cheez wiz laden death|skip cheez wiz
<feepbot> blamspam: die chicken biscuit cracker & cheez wiz laden death
<Barcode[PATV]> but...what is a cheeze wiz bin laden death
<Barcode[PATV]> or a die chicken biscuit cracker
<Barcode[PATV]> /why are all your snacks about the loss of life/
<blamspam> I wasn't talking about bin Laden! And these things are bad for you, you know that?

#100

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Barcode> why did someone bump my asexuality/homosexuality topic ;_;
<Logopolis> Because a lot of people enjoy bumping homosexuals.

#587

Rated 56 by 9 users
<JBridge> Blendingcode: Say, do you happen to have a 3D model of the human muscle structure?
<JBridge> That is, a model of the naked human body.
<JBridge> But without the skin.
<JBridge> I need it for something.
<JBridge> Yes, something.
<Blendingcode> You will never be able to justify what you just said.

#638

Rated 56 by 9 users
<Barcode> http://www.picsthatdontsuck.com/web/muslim_prayer.html Surely SOME part of a Muslim's direction vector is towards Mecca!
<Jack> Little do they realize that prayers actually are affected by gravity
<Jack> Christians have it harder, their prayers have to make escape velocity.

#606

Rated 53 by 8 users
Barcode[blending]: There is a Rambo Street in walking distance from me.
Barcode[blending]: SORRY FUCKRES
Barcode[blending]: FUCKERS*
Foombazzle: fuck-res, the new HD standard for porn

#708

Rated 53 by 8 users
<Barcode[WoT]> but what this amounts to is "my german tanks are coated in asbestos"
<Barcode[WoT]> coated in gasoline*
<RocketDude> Gasbestos
<RocketDude> It's useless
<Barcode[WoT]>  Bestbestos.
<Interrobangven> Asworstos