Room 208

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Rated 62 by 11 users
<Foombazzle> Oh yeah. I need to leave the flat and go downstairs to grab another bag to refill my bucket too.
* Foombazzle wonders if theres an online service for it
<Foombazzle> Like I should be able to get an internet-connected bucket that will initiate a delivery automatically
<Charlatan> Would you like your bucket delivered by UAV
<Foombazzle> I think it would need to be. We're talking 10kg of rice, so the average drone wouldn't cut the mustard.
<zeroplusalpha> 10kg???
<Foombazzle> yeah, I grab a sackful at a time, which is why Im always so surprised when I run out. My calculations are always based on the approximation of "ok. This should last till I reach retirement age"
<Charlatan> I'm now imagining a very unusual game of Call of Duty.
<Charlatan> "CARE PACKAGE IS INBOUND! *giant crate of rice flattens Foombazzle*"
<Foombazzle> from the T&C: Customer's in high-rise apartmenrts are reminded to leave their windows open for half an hour either side of the scheduled delivery time. Precision delivery is automated and will occur regardless of window status.
<Foombazzle> Do not stand near windows during this time.
<Foombazzle> Any spillage after package deployment is responsibility of customer.


Rated 61 by 6 users
[Discussing Tumblr]
<Foombazzle> its like twitter and myspace has a one night stand resulting in a 'developmentally challenged' baby which got adopted by an aging and unfulfilled yahoo


Rated 61 by 6 users
<Foombazzle> Weather here isn't great for white though. It warms up way too fast.
<Foombazzle> Also, for some reason I havent ascertained, reisling is very unavailable here. At least in the poor people's price points I purchase at.
<Foombazzle> Surgeon General's Warning: Excessive consumption of alcohol may induce alliterativity


Rated 53 by 8 users
Barcode[blending]: There is a Rambo Street in walking distance from me.
Barcode[blending]: SORRY FUCKRES
Barcode[blending]: FUCKERS*
Foombazzle: fuck-res, the new HD standard for porn


Rated 51 by 4 users
<Foombazzle> and every time I take a cab it seems like the gahmens put up another f*cking ero gantry. Cant seem to go anywhere without going through like 3 of the buggers now
<Foombazzle> *erp
<IllFlower> An ero gantry would be something else entirely.
<Foombazzle> well they both put their hands in your pocket and leave you feeling screwed


Rated 14 by 16 users
<GuitarBizarre> GENTLEMEN
<Foombazzle> GuitarBizarre is recomending Touhou music? Can the Rapture be far behind?