<Fiora> A bra that encourages bouncing and jiggling doesn't sound like it's doing a very good job as a bra >_> <Barcode[MWLLsetup]> No no no, yo usee, it stops said jiggling by absorbing the energy like a normal braw, but it converts it into electricity instead of- * Barcode[MWLLsetup] wonders if it's Heat <Fiora> So it's basically a sports bra hooked up to a generator of some sort? <Barcode[MWLLsetup]> I'm assuming so. <RocketDude> So, it's a shock absorber for boobs. Got it.
<Barcode> remind me why anyone uses the warp for space travel <Barcode> also, how <Nitya> Because the webway is shut down or something, and they have shields that prevent bananas from morphing into daemons and such. <Barcode> now imagining the bananas in pajamas with chainswords
<Barcode> "Cemetery Support Clerk" amazingly depressing job <IllFlower> "Have you tried rebooting the deceased?"
<IllFlower> >tsuncode <Barcode> it's not like i'm saying "it's not like I like her or anything" or anything. <IllFlower> Dude, you just embedded an "it's not like" sentence inside another "it's not like" sentence. <IllFlower> That's, like, critical tsundere.
<Cry> rrrrrgh people older than me acting like children <Barcodaway> Far Cry <Barcodaway> Crysis <Barcodaway> Crytek <Barcodaway> CryEngine, Cryogenic Something Or Other <Cry> duh duh dah <Barcodaway> Cry: Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war <Cry> gaaaaah <JackMackerel> Booooo <JackMackerel> get off the stage <Barcodaway> See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly <Barcodaway> I'm Crying
<Barcode> Capcom will forever be known to me as "that company that makes the greatest fucking PC games ever, then only releases them on consoles."
* Iverum reads Barcodes origin story and imagines the old meaning of dork. <Nitya> Penis? <Iverum> Penis. <Barcode> I don't think anyone's penis has enough mass to break through even a window screen at thrown velocities <Iverum> You've never seen mine. <Barcode> also that would be tremendously bloody and great, mental images <Nitya> Just get a bundle of penises, tied together. <Nitya> Nobody said it was a human penis, anyway. <JBridge> Penile defenestration. <JBridge> Never thought I'd say that. <Barcode> yes, well, you tell me how a canadian gets a hold of an elephant cock <Nitya> Expertly?
<Wallabu> @topic Girls free feel to answer I would like your personal intake <Barcode> intake --> lmao <jseblan> Barcode wants Wallabu's intake <Barcode> see now you've gone and spawned an @ship
<Barcode> don't you understand? it's a slippery slope! <Barcode> first, you're aborting children that will die within days anyway. then, you're aborting 13 year olds for failing their math tests!
<Puffin> hah, my mom's coworker thinks I'm a guy <General_Barcode> it does that to escape predators