<Nitya> "they felt despair, followed by an inexplicable craving for meat, then despair, then more meat"
<zeroplusalpha> That's any Brit after a Friday night bender.

<zeroplusalpha> I mean, I have more than a passing interest in music, but some of these tefal-headed analyses on twelfth century numes and such-like...well, it's a bit too Giles for me, I'm afraid.
<zeroplusalpha> Ha. Sorry. Jargon. Tefal-headed: Scot slang for "hardcore". Derived from Tefal, the hard coating on nonstick pans.
<zeroplusalpha> Numes: notation for monastic chant, which nobody really knows how to read outside of a few individual with skin the texture of withered paper.
<zeroplusalpha> Giles: Librarian from Buffy. Knows how to read ancient texts".
<zeroplusalpha> Afraid: what I am of people with enough time to decipher long dead music.

<zeroplusalpha> Nanoha Gun: Top Fate is a hilariously awesome cocktail of moechismo and homoerotic subtext.

<zeroplusalpha> Did I not say this before? Somewhere in there is a demented teenager that refuses to go quietly into the night.
<Lin_Chong> I think I might have one.
<Lin_Chong> In my colon.
<Lin_Chong> Damned thing just won't digest.
<zeroplusalpha> In my colon. <-- That's gross. >_<
<Lin_Chong> I know!
<Lin_Chong> He just won't stop singing songs about spleens!
<Lin_Chong> I think he's got a rhyming dictionary in there!
<IllFlower> Lin_Chong: "this right here is the spleen / I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be green / what have you been eating, my master? / you know it'll just make you die faster"

zeroplusalpha: I majored in D, and minored in A flat. 
* zeroplusalpha waits for the inevitable collective groan.
Solstace: I guess your major and minor weren't related.

<Yumi> the only good H-scene i think
<Yumi> was Shiori's
<Yumi> Mai's is the worst
<Yumi> Ayu's is like taking a pie of innocence
<Yumi> and perusing its contents
<IllFlower> "pie of innocence"? O_o
<zeroplusalpha> WMG: Yumi is actually Kinoko Nasu in disguise.

<IllFlower> Assuming JackMackerel has common knowledge is like assuming a cow can read. ;)
<JackMackerel> standardillflowerinsult.wav
<Alkthash> Legionnaire - youmustbenewhere.jpg
<RocketDude> @yt nope.avi > Alkthash
<zeroplusalpha> thisisapparentlyanewthing.mkv

<Solstace> "Registered users: Google [Bot], Solstace" <- Huh.
<Solstace> (from Novafest)
<RocketDude> I told you about bots, bro! I told you, dawg!
<todolistplusalpha> I knew it!
<Barcode> yep. solstace is a google bot.
<RocketDude> Solstace, in reality, was a cyborg built to become the ultimate soldier
<Barcode> instead he seeks to become the ultimate bard.
<Solstace> But mass production was deemed too expensive, so I put my mechanical excellence to use playing guitar.
<todolistplusalpha> There's an anime in this somewhere.
<JuanCarlos> It's not like Solstace's life being an animu would be surprising
<Barcode> A robot harem anime? I think you mean "there is one currently in production and we just don't know about it yet".

<zeroplusalpha> What is my sudden obsession with quintuplets???

<IllFlower> would it be laughable to attempt to play a modern racing game using nothing but a keyboard, because I am sorely tempted to.
<zeroplusalpha> That's ok, I play visual novels with a wheel.
<blackberryPanther> Imagine Zero twirling the steering wheel furiously to choose the right option.
<blackberryPanther> And for the sex minigames, he's furiously pounding on the pedals. 
<IllFlower> that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "driving the plot forward".
<zeroplusalpha> As it does to "driving stick", presumably.