<Rotty>  Divine penis blood, coursing through your veins.
<Kashchei> sounds like a metal song
<SyntheticPsephology> No, it sounds like something Wicked would Google here at intervals for no discernable reason.

<FUCKYOUALL-kun> twistedbot: How are you?
<twistedbot> FUCKYOUALL-kun: I am not a bot

<MoeKawaii> ｷﾀﾜァ*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(n‘∀‘)ηﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* !!!!!  
<JackMackerel> oh god
* JackMackerel stabs Tzetze for his own good
<MoeKawaii> If I don't make it... tell my wife... uguu...

<Nitya> IllFlower, I.... I have something to confess.  Ever since I first saw your shimmering Monospace on my screen, I've had... urges.  You're just so beautiful.  I want to shuck those twin l's with my slithering man-meat.

<hello> Recursion is easy!  It's just masturbation, but with functions.

<Farce> Hansel and Grendel.  Now there's a fairy tale. :D

<JackMackerel> Actually, I'd just like to fuck Tzetze.
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<JackMackerel> I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE RAPIST.
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<DograMagra> Actually I looked through the "tzetze" tag a few days ago and was like "wait where did thsese come from"
<IllFlower> You're half the reason we have user tags in the QDB, the other half is Mapi.

<Jack> i'm on linux now, so, hacking is easy
<Jack> linux is like a badly-thought-out drug in an eighties movie in that way

<Yukihime> "Nitya looked down at his shoes, his voice occasionally cracking through tears. 'you don't understand, ivoryRum. I'm not like the rest of you. I'm an exception.'
<Yukihime> "ivoryRum took Nitya's hand in his, running his fingers over the folds of his palm. 'I know,' he said. 'that's why I knew I had to catch you.' "
<ivoryRum> Oh god.
<Nitya> are you high