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#920

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Nitya> but pink is (nearly) the color of communism, comfrade!
<RocketDude> @Barcode: Oh yeah, how does that zoom level config work? Like, can you still use the scroll wheel for switching weapons?
<saladofstones> gay communism?
<saladofstones> I wonder if you have marxist-feminist critiques
<RocketDude> No, gay communism does not help with sniping.
<Nitya> marxist feminism exists, sure.
<ColorPrinter> I come back and the topic is gay communism
<ColorPrinter> alright

#921

Rated 70 by 9 users
<saladofstones> last time I QDB'd something I broke it
<saladofstones> and I don't think the all-mighty Illflower will stand for it again
<RocketDude> Just try it again.
<RocketDude> I'd do it, but lazy
<saladofstones> if I break everything I blame barcode
<Nitya> And barcode can blame Jackerel, thus completing the cycle.
<saladofstones> and then jackerel can get banned for our sins
<RocketDude> But who will Jackerel blame?
<Nitya> It doesn't matter because we'll kickban him because he's obviously lying and it was his fault.
<Barcode> forgive us, Vater, for we do not know what we do.

#955

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Nitya> bluh, this person starts comments with "hi". I am irrationally annoyed
<Solstace> hi
<Solstace> a/s/l

#977

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Fiora> I actually tried to build cities and stuff ._.
<Fiora> and I didn't cheat
<Nitya> you nerd!
<Fiora> I was like
<Fiora> 5 years old
<Nitya> still a nerd.
<Xeniera> That just reinforces teh point, Fiora.
<Fiora> I wasn't denying iiiit >_<
<Nitya> your first words were "Kirk is better than Picard, nya"

#982

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Solstace> List of things Solstace geeks out about: Music, Serial Killers, NGE, tribal ethics
<Nitya> solstace would later go on to write an entire opera about misato becoming a papua new guinean serial killer

#1008

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Haruspex> You could just de-op Omni.
<Haruspex> Assuming it doesn't just grow the op back.
<Xeniera> so, in a sleep induced delirium, I read that as "doesn't just grow the balls back", and then I realized how similar "op" looks to a cock and balls.
<Iverum> Welp.
<Iverum> We can leave now.
<Haruspex> Go the fuck to sleep, Solstace.
<Xeniera> Hahahahahaha
<Xeniera> you are all secretly genitalia.

#1036

Rated 70 by 9 users
<GMH> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MISSED IT IT ENDED AT 5 PM AND I WAS OUT THE WHOLE DAY
<GMH> WHAT AM I SPENDING FOOOOOOOOOR
<HederaHelix> You could still just buy the game.
<Nitya> steam destroys people's minds, ivy
<Nitya> it's turning gamers into stereotypical sitcom housewives, hoarding coupons and going store to store looking for "deals"
<Nitya> but all from the same store
<HederaHelix> That is a rather unsettling concept.

#1077

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Nitya> "It is only equipped with a 12.6mm Vulcan, but it gets additional firepower by eating chili peppers or a car battery, after which the elephant becomes able to breathe fire or to shoot lightning from it's proboscis." it's an exciting time to be a soldier

#1097

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Nitya> argh
<Nitya> my dad found a set of ten identical cowboy hats with stars and stripes on them
<Nitya> "i've got a hat for every day"

#1126

Rated 70 by 9 users
<Nitya> some dude in his garage in minnesota writing a book on how to arm your car with lasers
<Barcode> fast and the furious, but insteadof street racing they'r trying to burn holes through each other's cars
<RocketDude> [Rap music playing, lasers intensify]