<Nitya> Python is like C++ except without the self-harm

<NEET> @defie purblind
<NEET> bleh
<Wilhelm> @denine purblind
<Wilhelm> @define purblind

<Nitya> @wa rider in japanese
<Omnipresence> Nitya: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: is | Rider University | in Japan — Result: no

<Cultist> Well what do you stuff into things? Tofu-filled celery? Ridiculous.
<Cultist> And then.. you could stab the celery into a potato
<Barcodere> a chunk of tofu stuffed with jalapeño stuffed into a pumpkin
<Barcodere> pofuño

<ponicalica> aur/katawa-shoujo 1.0-2 (2) Bishoujo-style visual novel game that tells a story of a young man and five other girls suffering with varying disabilities
<Nitya> Haha, are you serious.
<ponicalica> yeah, that's its description in the AUR
<Nitya> reasons to switch to arch: stock indie porn in their repos

*** Nitya entered the room
<Iverum> As I was saying, Solstace becomes jealous of Jackerel's open 'affection' for Nitya and opens his heart (among other things) to Nitya in response.
<Iverum> Shit.
<Iverum> He's back.
<Nitya> okay nevermind
*** Nitya left the room

<Solstace> Tzetze and I are so over.  That doesn't stop the shippers, though.
<Juan> sure you are, little buddy
<Arha> Solstace: I hope the breakup involved breaking his kneecaps
<Solstace> Arha: Have I ever mentioned that you're awesome, and so much better than IllFlower and Juan?
<Juan> geez, don't go for the rebound in front of us
<IllFlower> Seriously, that's a little disgusting. Surely you can be a little more considerate of Tzetze's feelings. Or just not-desperate in general.

<Lou> What I'm trying to say is that there's probably a more appropriate system to base things off of. All you'd keep from DH would be the d100s.
<JBridge> Don't forget the crit tables.
<Lou> oh, well, DH's crit tables should be in everything ever.

<Barcode> My problem with autonomous cars starts and ends at "why not jsut take the fucking bus, it's more efficient and hsould go to just about as many places"
<Solstace> And thus the autonomous bus was invented.
<Barcode> bus-casuals.
<Barcode> (no, really. that'd be fine by me)
<Solstace> pffft
<zeroplusalpha> Actually, in central London at most times during the day it's more efficient to walk.
<Nitya> I have to walk several miles to get to the nearest stop :<
<Barcode> Yes, but rural area
<Solstace> Well, we live in the middle of nowhere.
<Nitya> :<
<Solstace> YOu even moreso than me.
<Barcode> ruralites will beh ereby doomed to horseback
<Barcode> autonomous horses
<Nitya> that would be funny if it wasn't true.
<Nitya> there is so much horse crap around here you don't even know
<Nitya> I think at least 20% of the average horse's body mass is excrement, it's the only explanation

<Nitya> this encoding has "false" as the thing that returns its first argument.  >:/
<ponicalica> Nitya: lambda calculus?
<Nitya> ski, but yeah.
<ponicalica> tribes: functional programming