<Cry> rrrrrgh people older than me acting like children <Barcodaway> Far Cry <Barcodaway> Crysis <Barcodaway> Crytek <Barcodaway> CryEngine, Cryogenic Something Or Other <Cry> duh duh dah <Barcodaway> Cry: Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war <Cry> gaaaaah <JackMackerel> Booooo <JackMackerel> get off the stage <Barcodaway> See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly <Barcodaway> I'm Crying
[Saladofstones is playing ArmA] <Saladofstones> well <Saladofstones> this was something <Saladofstones> here we are in a tank, not any tank <Saladofstones> but a variant of tank specifically designed to fight other tanks, so we have three layers of armor <Saladofstones> one taliban with a grenade launcher gets a lucky hit, our ammo cooks off and we all die <Saladofstones> thats 500 million dollars well spent, Pentagon <Saladofstones> Someone got their 72 virgins instantly today <Haruspex> oneshotting a tank is worth at least a few virgins imo <Saladofstones> whats worse is that an APC survived a direct hit from my HEAT <Saladofstones> what happened is that our hyper velocity rounds are too fast <Saladofstones> so it went in one side of its thin armor and out the other and took out a tree <Haruspex> gotta go slow... and... armor piercingly <Saladofstones> I think this tank is either cursed or the spirit of technoallah was with the taliban today <Haruspex> also i thought the point of HEAT rounds was that they exploded while inside or something <Saladofstones> yup <Haruspex> you had one job heat round <Saladofstones> but the problem being it needs a specific set of circumstances to explode <Haruspex> but nooooo, gotta blow up a tree <Saladofstones> apparantely armor made of cardboard doesn't count <Haruspex> yeah, they expect thicker armor than a shitty apc has, right?
<TParadox> So tonight, the moon turned to blood and the stars fell from the sky. It can only mean one thing. <TParadox> Net Neutrality is dead. <[DOA]> Cthulhu ftaghn, ïa ïa Comcast
<Nitya> There's got to be something wrong with just attributing a quote «--Buddha». Good ol' Christians give you not just the book, but the fucking sentence number!
<LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> How many bots do we have on this channel already <Estragon> There's Omnipresence, feepbot, Nitya, IllFlower, TropeBot, mapibot, and Spacebar. <LORd[donttakeitpersonally]> There will come a time when just posting "lol" will trigger twenty "Command unrecognized" messages
<Tzetzuooooo> er, don't have what? <blamedaaaaa> a penis, money, decisiveness, Netflix <Tzetzuooooo> Surgery, theft, more surgery, money <blamedaaaaa> I don't even want the first for myself, but the rest would be nice <Tzetzuooooo> You totally want a penis, just not on you. Don't be denyin' the penis mojo. <blamedaaaaa> I mean, I would like one with a person attached for the sake of having a person, but not attached to me <Tzetzuooooo> Ha, you actually went through with the awkwardness <Tzetzuooooo> Good show!
<Fiora> Nitya-chamaaaaa, your math skills are sugoi~ tell me about complexity theory!
<Excuses> I think that music was invented so that people who had the capability to become musicians wouldn't do something dangerous like take over Germany.
<IllFlower> Oh, whoa, Tzetze has more quotes than I do in the QDB, now it looks less like a place to stroke my own ego
<Motoko> そうなの？これは日本語じゃないかなぁ・・・ <U_B> All I'm getting out of that is "bla bla bla? Bla bla Japanese Language bla bla bla trailing off I am a foreign spy"