<Kashchei> question: cute, sexy, or beautiful, and why? <Solstace> Cute. I find beautiful people to be like works of art, and who the fuck would bone a nice painting. And I don't trust sexy people, too many personal experiences. <Nitya> ... <Nitya> Wtf <JackMackerel> @Solstace - I want to bone a painting. :< <Kashchei> i'd bone a nice painting...
<Solstace> YOU, TOO, CAN PROGRAM YOUR OWN HUMAN! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LEARN THE FUNCTION OF THE BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF GENETIC SEQUENCES, SYNTHESIZE A FETUS, AND BRAINWASH THE FUCK OUT OF THE KID! <Vorpy> HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH HUMAN PROGRAMMING
<Solstace> ponicalica: >:|||||||| <Nitya> yeah, ponicalica, greater than colon series of pipes. <HederaHelix> Uh oh, Solstace has eight mouths! Run! <Lin_Chong> The crawling chaos. <RocketDude> We always knew that Solstace was an abomination under that bishie skin <Barcode> abishonenation <Nitya> bishbomination. <jseblan> From His eight mouth screams the End of Man, and it spews flames of great heat. The Solstace comes and with it our doom, and great music.
<Solstace> D8s are not nearly as bad as D4s. <Solstace> Those things are caltrops in dice form.
<Solstace> Argh. <Solstace> Wanting to do something again. <Solstace> Don't know what I want to do. <Iverum> Jackerel is free, as always. <Solstace> I'm insulted that you'd suggest that. <Iverum> I was going to suggest Nitya. <Solstace> That's only slightly better.
<Solstace> Clearly, the republican candidates should just all sleep with each other. Everyone's life is made easier.
<Jackerel> ENDRANCE-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! <Juan> but solstace isn't here, mackerel <Juan> well, i guess he's in our hearts <Juan> or in your heart <Juan> and your penis <Alkthash> Wait, he is *in* Jackerel's penis? <Juan> Of course. Don't you know? Jackerel's penis is like Aladdin's lamp. It just holds bishies instead of genies <ponicalica> rub my "lamp" amirite <HederaHelix> Please don't ever talk about JackMackerel's penis ever again.
<Iverum> Looking through the QDB I notice that every Soltze quote has exactly two downvotes. <Iverum> That's adorable. <Solstace> ... <Solstace> fuck you guys
* Solstace cockpunches Charlatan * Charlatan punchcocks Solstace <Charlatan> BEHOLD, FOR I HAVE A BOXING GLOVE ATTACHED TO MY SCHPONG.
<Solstace> Nitya: My ride flaked on me, and then I missed my bus, and ultimately spent about an hour and a half standing in the cold, underdressed. So blow me :/ <Nitya> aw. <Nitya> but yeah, if you have a phone, you can call me and stuff if that happens. <Solstace> Oh, cool. <Solstace> I'll keep that in mind. <IllFlower> Solstace: You should just call Nitya more often as a matter of course. That way, you won't have to ask him to blow you on IRC. /ducks