<Iverum> Jackerel and Tze's child would talk about raping the incompleteness theorem.
<Iron> Fun
<Korenizer> That is not hot at all! :(
<Iverum> No one would ever finish.
<Korenizer> ...
<Iverum> I'm sorry.
<JackMackerel> Korenizer: To you, it isn't. >:|
<Korenizer> yeah, don't sternface me for not finding my own rapist child sexually appealing, sirrah.
<JackMackerel> >:C then
<Alicia> Dat's messed up.
<Iverum> You two are so adorable.
<Iverum> Of course, your psychopathic rape baby isn't.
<Korenizer> that is not what "adorable" means
<Alicia> Hahaha.
<Iverum> @define adorable
<Omnipresence> Iverum: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: adorable  (English word) | definition — Result: adjective | lovable especially in a childlike or naive way
<JackMackerel> It's moe in Japan!
<Iverum> Yeah, lovable in a naive way.
<Iverum> That works.

<Iverum> Welcome back, JackMack.
<JackMackerel> Thanks.
<Buttercupistiny> hello stabby friend
* TParadox preemptively stabs JackMackerel
<Alkthash> Hey
* JackMackerel parried the stab.
<TParadox> Your reaction time is weak. I stabbed you like half an hour ago.
<Alkthash> We're in a fighting anime. That's plenty of time to pary
<Iverum> That whole time was JackMackerel reminiscing about the time Tzetze taught him the master parry.
<Iverum> In sepia.
<JackMackerel> And then I raped him on accident.
<JuanCarlos> You can't rape people on accident.
<Iverum> JuanCarlos: Well, the ultimate parry is done with the penis.
<Alkthash> Just admit that you auto parry by using your flab to absorb bullet wounds.

<ivoryRum> > rape gloves
<feepbot> ivoryRum: It looks like someone got here before you judging by the fluid. You don't really want sloppy seconds. You have more class than that.

<Iverum> Imagine that scene in the The Matrix where Neo takes the pill and the mirror eats him. Okay, you've got that. Now imagine that the mirror is made of all the rage and I'm just falling down that shit. And when I wake up in my little gel capsule of hate the machines come and kill me.
<AliceTensei> And thus we discover that Iverum thinks he's Jesus.

<Rig> I want to see a lady covered in spiders.

(23:34:28) *** Nitya entered the room.
(23:34:31) *** Nitya left the room.
(23:34:32) <Iverum> Welcome back.
(23:34:37) <Iverum> Fuck you.

*** TheBarcO is now known as MajorDanDatsun
<RocketDude> MajorNissan?
*** Iverum is now known as MissFairladyZ
<MissFairladyZ> [in a southern drawl] Oh, Major Datsun.