<IllFlower> No, I'm just saying, Danbooru has about Avogadro's number breast tags for a reason.
<Barcodrawing> 1boob 2boobs multiple_boobs boobs_only
<RocketDude> all_the_boobs?
<Barcodrawing> we can't ever assume that all boobs are contained within one picture.
<RocketDude> Unless it was a fractal boob or something.
<IllFlower> That sounds excruciatingly painful.
<IllFlower> I don't want to think about breasts with a technically infinite surface area.
<Nitya> gabriel's horn boobs
<Nitya> think about it
<IllFlower> Madonna, eat your heart out?

<Lin_Chong> The hell are bugs supposed to do?
<Nitya> bugs aren't supposed to do anything. the world is meaningless and directionless. they can only live or die, verbs we have attached to their states we see.
<Myrmidon> Bugs do bug things
<Lin_Chong> Well someone's been drinking from the existential well again.
<Lin_Chong> Or did you drink from the Well of Despair?
<Nitya> i drank from the well of annoying quantum homework
<Lin_Chong> Understandable. My apologies.

<Nitya> "Imagine taking a call from your refrigerator without picking up your smartphone."
<Specialist290> Why would my refrigerator be calling me in the first place?
<IllFlower> to gossip about your toaster, obviously.
<Barcode> washing machine is being SO grumpy lately
<IllFlower> and Jesus Christ, could you do something about the oven? she makes my job so much harder

<HederaHelix> I panic whenever I'm getting a B in stuff
<Puffin> you don't need to panic, I don't think
<Puffin> grades don't reflect learning, in my experience 
<Nitya> no, but they do reflect grades.

<Nitya> what the hell is an insatiable hour
<Nitya> how do you satiate a unit of time?
<Nitya> this cover raises so many important questions
<Juan> you sacrifice your minutes to it???
<Nitya> but it's an hour! it's MADE OF minutes

<Generality> I can't believe films are still using "10% of your brain".
<Nitya> it applies to so many things though
<Nitya> like, take tires. at any given time only a bit of it is touching the ground. probably even less than a tenth!
<Nitya> what i'm saying is if we started using 100% of our tires at once the possibilities are limitless.
<Barcode> you still always use 100% of your tyres, the whole thing contains air pressure
<Nitya> the air's not touching the ground! USELESS.

<Charlatan> Also keep talking while I do one of my rounds, BRB
<Nitya> wait are you still a security guard
<Charlatan> Yeah
<Nitya> weidr
<Charlatan> Not a lot happens, so they let me use pooter at werk
<Nitya> totally know what you mean
<Barcode> he doesn't open terminals often enough, the plot isn't progressing.
<Nitya> if my experience with that sort of job is any indication, he does little other than open terminals :p

<Nitya> someday i hope i'm a scientist and i get invited to a conference in tokyo or whatever, and someone asks me what i'm going to do on my day off and i'm all "oh, comiket" as i put on my fake boobs

<Iverum> Looking through the QDB I notice that every Soltze quote has exactly two downvotes.
<Iverum> That's adorable.
<Solstace> ...
<Solstace> fuck you guys

<TParadox> :explode
*** Jack quit (Quit: Jack's computer exploded!!)