* Iverum reads Barcodes origin story and imagines the old meaning of dork.
<Nitya> Penis?
<Iverum> Penis.
<Barcode> I don't think anyone's penis has enough mass to break through even a window screen at thrown velocities
<Iverum> You've never seen mine.
<Barcode> also that would be tremendously bloody and great, mental images
<Nitya> Just get a bundle of penises, tied together.
<Nitya> Nobody said it was a human penis, anyway.
<JBridge> Penile defenestration.
<JBridge> Never thought I'd say that.
<Barcode> yes, well, you tell me how a canadian gets a hold of an elephant cock
<Nitya> Expertly?

<Juan|ThePrisoner> Cultist and Nova were totally flirting while you were away, CTrombley
<Nova> wait what
<Cultist> I'll wait your what, babe.

<Nitya> You're really going to pull no true scotsman crap?
<Nitya> Real hackers use butterflies?
<Iverum> Yes. Real hackers use butterflies.
<RocketDude> But do real hackers use real butterflies, raised organically in America?
<Iverum> I would hope so. Hackers are all about organic American manufacturing.

<Rash> I still have nightmares about that 1966 Lisp compiler I found
<JBridge> That does sound nasty.
<JBridge> Elaborate.
<Rash> it's like a fine wine
<Rash> only it tastes like burning excrement

<RocketDude> How often is Omni updated, anyways?
<Cultist> Lately IllFlower's been putting it off due to being busy or being lazy or secretely a pile of pancakes or something
<RocketDude> Secret pancake man! Secret pancake man! Giving you a napkin, and taking away your name!

<n> has anyone noticed that the future is totally balls to the wall crazy sometimes

<Nitya> wittengenstein is the belief that wittgenstein is throughout all of nature
<ponicalica> wittgengengenstein
<RocketDude> Wolfenstein.
<Nitya> return to castle wittgenstein sounds like quite the game
<ponicalica> Wittgenstein 3D

<AliceTensei> http://i46.tinypic.com/au8ly1.jpg Oh Fox, never change.
<Nitya> Obama flip flops comfy, surprisingly affordable

<Nitya> "Neuroscientist Sean O'Nuallain suggests that this very existence of synchronized gamma indicates that something akin to a singularity - or, to be more prosaic, a conscious experience - is occurring." what is with this article
<Fiora> Singularities: conscious experiences?
<Fiora> So black holes are really really big experiences?
<Fiora> And if the black hole is charged sufficiently, the event horizon goes away, and it's a naked experience? And then sex happens, and we have to close the doors.
<Fiora> Sorry I don't know where I'm going with this.

<Nitya> my brother's reading ff.net.  sadface.
<@Omnipresence> URL: [ff.net → www.pantsu.net] Anime for the ecchi otaku / Pantsu.net
<Nitya> .....
<Nitya> not that