<ponicalica> see, in real life codenames come from porn films, not computers
<Juan> call me
<Juan> big wet asses 20
<Juan> lmao i just had a terrible thought
<Juan> Barcode[out] probably hates porn because it's full of sequels
<Barcode[out]> Snort
<Barcode[out]> Neither confirm nor deny
<Barcode[out]> Broke from the mainstream long ago, looking for the most independent and unique pornography on the planet 
<Barcode[out]> Bootlegged Iranian pornaganda
<Barcode[out]> Sex tapes set to the space roar
<Barcode[out]> I have found my home in Outer Porno

<JBridge> When it comes to porn, I never give up.
<JBridge> You know that.

<Nitya> miijhal, when you browse danbooru for a while, you get a pretty high standard for "porn". naked chick covered in dongs just isn't enough any more

<IllFlower> oh, I was wondering how long it would take for another JBridge porn quote to show up in the QDB queue.

<TibetanFox> What's this about yackfest moving?
<Nitya> We're moving to a circa 1987 Unix network for backwards compatibility and futanari reasons.
<RocketDude> Futas of '87?
<Nitya> The hit independent porn film, yes

<Nitya> CS is all about warping representations of things. It's why furry porn is now easily storable as a bunch of magnet directions.

<Loki_Weyland> Fuck yes, I just ordered my 2 TB external hard drive.
<IllFlower> Loki_Weyland, your porn collection might be getting a little out of hand.
<Loki_Weyland> My porn collection isn't even 40 GB.
<Loki_Weyland> This is for my anime.
<IllFlower> You say that as if you watch any non-porn anime.
<IllFlower> Also, "not even" 40 gigabytes is not how most people would describe it.
<Loki_Weyland> I've seen people bragging about having external hard drives JUST for porn. 40 GB is nothing.
<IllFlower> I haven't seen those people, so as far as I'm aware, you are to porn as Scrooge McDuck is to piles of money.
<goatboy> He swims in it?

<Haruspex> @define invaginate
<Omnipresence> Haruspex: Wolfram|Alpha: Input interpretation: invaginate (English word) | definitions — Result: 1 | verb | sheathe; 2 | verb | fold inwards
<Haruspex> i'm learning so many words
<Haruspex> several of which can be used as horrible sexual euphemisms, tooo
<Nova> no
<Haruspex> My man-meat thirsts for invagination!
<Haruspex> wait, "throbbing" should be in there
<Nova> :|
<Haruspex> nova, don't you write? this is stuff you need to know.
<Nova> i am not writing about throbbing man-things.
<Haruspex> Perhaps you will someday! You should be prepared.
<Iron> What if you get into writing porn someday?
<Iron> Or yaoi?
<Iron> You need to know your sex for those
<Haruspex> Or retinal development fanfiction?
<Haruspex> The neural tube evaginates. You may need to know this!
<Nova> If I got into writing porn I'm fairly sure it would be wimmin-on-wimmin porn anyway.
<Haruspex> That can involve invagination too, ya know.
<Iron> You may have to write for gay porn
<Iron> As in guy-on-guy
<Nova> why would i even
* Fiora dips Nova in liquid yaoi.
<Haruspex> Being bitten by a mutant gay man?
<Nova> Fiora: why would you betray me like this
<Fiora> What, is yaoi like, acidic, and you're basic?
<Fiora> Or is this like matter and antimatter?
<Haruspex> I'll say she's basic. If you know what I mean. *wink*
<Nova> I am yuri, the vat is yaoi. They are antithesis to one another, or something.
<Fiora> No, they're complementary!
<Nova> No they're not!
<Fiora> See, in a story, there's boys and girls, right?
<Nova> Not necessarily?
<Fiora> You pair the boys with each other, and the girls with each other.
<Fiora> It's the natural order of things!
<Nova> I thought the natural order of things was for girls to only exist to get in the way of the yaoi.
<Haruspex> your silliness is not appreciated in this high-minded discussion of being bitten by gay people
<Iron> But nova, you may need knowledge of guy-on-guy sex someday
<Nova> But anyway, Fiora, STOP ENCOURAGIGN THEM TOE NCOURAGE ME TO WRITE ABOUT THROBBING MAN-THINGS.

<Barcode> i live in a static discharge hell. just a constant fucking electron bukkake.

<dove> FUCK THAT NOISE
<Rhyme|Saigyouji> ...TWEWY erotic fic, dove?