<Miyabi> I just made the weirdest typo ever. <Miyabi> I was trying to get to facebook, and ended up typing "keanu reeves" instead. <VerticalPig> Oh, that's like how every time I want to type "I have no life and I should be doing something else" I end up doing "/connect EsperNet; /j #yackfest"
<IllFlower> HIT THE DAMN ALARM OFF BUTTON HINATA <IllFlower> STOP NARRATING AND HIT THE BUTTON <Fiora> NO ILLFLOWER THIS IS A VISUAL NOVEL <Fiora> THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES <Barcode> i saw the button. a big round button. the button would cause the plot to continue. continued plot, i thought <Barcode> > <Barcode> i reached for the button. my arm muscles contracted and relaxed to make this motion possible. my finger approached the round button. the button that would cause the plot to continue. <Barcode> wait, i thought. couldn't i delay the progression of the plot further? i stopped. waited. this seemed to be working.
<IllFlower> I didn't know Hikari carried handcuffs on her. <IllFlower> She must be into some kinky stuff. <Alicia> Oh my God, IllFlower. <Alicia> You have to be prepared, man. <IllFlower> Because opportunities for bondage could come at any moment. Got it. <Alicia> NOOOO. <Alicia> They're... magical. <Alicia> >:C <ponicalica> Magical bondage. Got it. <Alicia> OH GOD DAMN IT. <Alicia> Who cares as long as they're under control. <Alicia> Wait. Damn it. * Alicia just shuts up now.
<Barcode[GameDesign]> xbox stopped reading disks. I threw a fit. then I ripped and tore it and reassembled it without acutally fixing anythign and now it works <IllFlower> so your rage... disassembled, and then reassembled, your Xbox, and then fixed the problem <IllFlower> that's some pretty damn impressive rage, dude <IllFlower> people would pay for that kind of rage, man <IllFlower> I can just see it now. "let your broken electronics feel the wrath of Barcode's Repair Service! bring in this ad for 10% off"
<Yayoi> I was reading the Wikipedia article on the Gregorian calendar yesterday and caught myself wondering why nobody could properly spell "solstace". <Solstace> I'm telling you. It's the dictionaries that're wrong.
<Charlatan> +say HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS <rollermine> Charlatan: HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS <Charlatan> ... <Charlatan> I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKER TO *QUOTE* ME <Vernal> .addquote Charlatan <Charlatan> I SUCK COCKS <Vernal> 100% accurate <Vernal> well actually, I only used half the text, which concentrates the correctness. <Vernal> So it's more like 200%. <saladofstones> if I were to add cocks would it be 400 percent correct? <Vernal> More cocks is always more correct. <IllFlower> saladofstones: Gotta be careful with highly concentrated correctness. You could kill someone with that.
<IllFlower> "moe-moe Bullet-chan is too embarrassed to pierce through the innocent bystander's skin! that's so perverted!"
<Fiora> is there such a thing as over-parmesaning anything? <Fiora> that sounds impossible, like over-sushiing. or over-chocolating. <IllFlower> "Sir, we accidentally put too much parmesan into the nuclear reactor." <IllFlower> "How much did you put in there?" <IllFlower> "About ten grams." <IllFlower> "How much were you supposed to put in there?" <IllFlower> "Uh... none, sir." <IllFlower> "So what's going to happen?" <IllFlower> "Well, the ship's going to have some exhaust problems for the next couple of hours..." <IllFlower> "Goddammit, I *knew* I shouldn't have bought the lactose-intolerant engine."
*** Lin_Chongy joined #yackfest <Lin_Chongy> Lin Chongy? Good Lord, what am I, a rapper? *** Lin_Chongy is now known as Lin_Chong <VerticalPig> "LIN CHONGY IN DA HOOOOUUUUUUUUUSE! Just a kid from Shanghai, but my words, they don't lie..."
<Fiora> How to confuse an assexual: ask her endlessly about sex. <Fiora> *asexual <Fiora> Gah, sticky keys -_- <IllFlower> "assexual" "sticky keys" brb, laughing <Puffin> I'm an assexual <Puffin> "ass" me anything <Fiora> ahhghsdjfslkjdlasd <Fiora> perverrrrts ._. <Solstace> "assexual" is getting added to the libelous list. <Fiora> IT IS JUST A TYPO >_>