<ComradeCirnov> ...DID THEY SERIOUSLY JUST SHOOT A COPTER DOWN WITH A TANK WHILE AIRBORNE
<ComradeCirnov> Omfg
<ComradeCirnov> OMFG
<ComradeCirnov> BEST USE FOR C4 EVER
<ComradeCirnov> See, I love it when things in video games are stupidly insane enough to work.
<ComradeCirnov> "We could put an AA gun here sir"
<ComradeCirnov> "FUCK THAT, BETTER IDEA"
<ComradeCirnov> "What is that, sir"
<ComradeCirnov> "IT'S LIKE A BOUNCING BETTY, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF A WUSSY-ASS GRENADE, IT LAUNCHES A TANK INTO THE AIR"
<ComradeCirnov> "Your genius knows no limits, sir"

<saladofstones> what the fuck
<saladofstones> I get back on skype
<saladofstones> and I hear moaning from the mic of an anime girl then triumphant music
<saladofstones> did I just hear patroitc hentai?
<JBridge> Wait, what?
<JBridge> Patriotic hentai?
<JBridge> Are you reading Viva Freedom
<hacking> porno comics for Metal Wolf Chaos
<Charlatan> @g skippy especially patriotic porn

<TheCharlinaut> Figures.
<TheCharlinaut> Heaven has angels playing trumpets.
<TheCharlinaut> Hell has...Vuvuzelas.

*** buttercupistiny cockpunches Charlie
<Scharlatan> >_____<
<Scharlatan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Scharlatan> THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN
<buttercupistiny> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING ME COCKPUNCHING PRIVILEGES
<JBridge> BUTTERCUP YOU FOOL CHARLATAN'S COCK IS THE BUTTON TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE

<Foombazzle> Oh yeah. I need to leave the flat and go downstairs to grab another bag to refill my bucket too.
* Foombazzle wonders if theres an online service for it
<Foombazzle> Like I should be able to get an internet-connected bucket that will initiate a delivery automatically
<Charlatan> Would you like your bucket delivered by UAV
<Foombazzle> I think it would need to be. We're talking 10kg of rice, so the average drone wouldn't cut the mustard.
<zeroplusalpha> 10kg???
<Foombazzle> yeah, I grab a sackful at a time, which is why Im always so surprised when I run out. My calculations are always based on the approximation of "ok. This should last till I reach retirement age"
<Charlatan> I'm now imagining a very unusual game of Call of Duty.
<Charlatan> "CARE PACKAGE IS INBOUND! *giant crate of rice flattens Foombazzle*"
<Foombazzle> from the T&C: Customer's in high-rise apartmenrts are reminded to leave their windows open for half an hour either side of the scheduled delivery time. Precision delivery is automated and will occur regardless of window status.
<Foombazzle> Do not stand near windows during this time.
<Foombazzle> Any spillage after package deployment is responsibility of customer.

<JBridge> And yeah, like I said. I lost a lot of blood a few days ago.
<Charlatan> Ouch.
<JBridge> Yeah.
<JBridge> Some crazy person jammed a needle into me.
<JBridge> I lost about a pint, I think.
<Charlatan> THIS IS WHY I SCREEN MY COCAINE DEALERS AHEAD OF TIME
<JBridge> Hey, at least I got juice and Cheez-Its out of it.

<Barcode> black junk shooter
<Charlatan> SHOT IN THE JUNK
<SpruceZeus> c/` and you're to blame c/`

<Charlatan> Also keep talking while I do one of my rounds, BRB
<Nitya> wait are you still a security guard
<Charlatan> Yeah
<Nitya> weidr
<Charlatan> Not a lot happens, so they let me use pooter at werk
<Nitya> totally know what you mean
<Barcode> he doesn't open terminals often enough, the plot isn't progressing.
<Nitya> if my experience with that sort of job is any indication, he does little other than open terminals :p

<ponicalica> I'm an expert at Charlatan's pants

<Nova> i have way too much touhou yuri.
<Charlatan> LIES. Never enuff.
<Charlatan> There is only "insufficient yuri" and "insufficient hard drive space".