Room 208

Quote database

#696

Rated 40 by 10 users
<RocketDude> What sort of air freshener smells like fresh rubber?
<JackMackerel> Bad ones.
<zeroplusalpha> Eau De Torture Garden
<Barcleaning[prototypetest]> fabreeze air-stenchener

#970

Rated 39 by 12 users
<Barcodrawing> are they flammable? is there that much farts in a human body

#632

Rated 38 by 5 users
<barcode> "please don’t be ashamed to like something, though! i get so many messages that are like “awe man im so embarrassed of liking hetalia/anime/ect.” it’s not your responsibility to babysit any less unsavory people in your fandom. be proud of your interests!! if you’re a good person that is all that matters.  " but….camping as a moeification of a beach-head

#686

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Nitya> FutaServ shouts: "LOOK, IS THAT A DEMONIC DUCK OF SOME SORT?" *runs off without giving out any futa* You have a total  of 263 futas. <-- this is what I was referring to btw
<ponicalica> >FutaServ
<Barchomework> that is screwrd.
<ponicalica> fucking rizon
<Barchomework> look, I can't even type anymore
<Barchomework> I type worse*?
<Nitya> screwed + scary?
<Barchomework> all of my es have bn scard away.
<Barchomework> most of thm, anyway
<Solstace> Rizon is a scary place.
<Nitya> I'm only there for the drugs I mean anime.
<Barchomework> soon you'll be bragging to us about how you manage to fit all of those futas into a briefcase

#697

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> oh wonderful, I knocked the ethernet cable loose again
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> this cable is awful.
<RocketDude> Dang
<RocketDude> Wait, how are you still talking to us
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> RocketDude: computers akimbo
<RocketDude> Okay, I'm laughing at the image of a Neo clone spinning computer towers on his fingers
<Barcodrawing[Kitting]> click *spinGRINGRINDGRINDINGNOISE* both towers now have broken hard drives

#842

Rated 38 by 5 users
<Barcode> I will admit I don't know why I bothered pursuing this line of thought but I have no idea why you guys are pretending that you can't bring a knife anywhere near your body without spontaneously amputating all of your limbs.

#713

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Barcode[WoT]> meowth can learn anything, including english

#728

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Miijhal> But, just as a comparison, mountain dew is only about four times more acidic than vaginal fluid.
<Miijhal> Obviously having sex makes your dick melt.
<Barchores> I had no idea women were actually xenomorphs

#734

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Barcode> cat. CZT
<Barcode> CAT
<Barcode> my face is not an appropriate lounging location

#796

Rated 34 by 2 users
<Barcode> I was gonna settle down for the night, but I can mayyyybe fit in a single game if you're quick in wrnagling others.
<RocketDude> if you're quick in wrnagling others. < Jeep Wrnagler
<Barcode> if you're quick in jeeping others*
<RocketDude> Jeepers!