<Juan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM // good thesis
<Omnipresence> URL: [www.youtube.com] Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women - YouTube
<Nitya> that's unintuitive to programmers?

<Erro> Robots have no need for hookers, silly, they can use emulation.

Nitya: It's like the ruins of a building, but with words.

<discordant> My coworker and I were talking about how naive the parents were during orientation.
<Komeiji_Koishi> @ship tsukasa/his coworker
<Omnipresence> Komeiji_Koishi: Ship request successful! <3
<Komeiji_Koishi> Where do you work at now, Tsu?
<discordant> ...
<Solstace> ...
<Solstace> That isn't Tzetze.
<Object> :/
<discordant> I am not Tzetze.
<Object> I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN
<Solstace> You fail forever, Komeiji_Koishi.
<Solstace> FOR FUCKING EVER
<Komeiji_Koishi> What
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
<Komeiji_Koishi> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Komeiji_Koishi dies
<discordant> You...
<discordant> You deserve death.
<Object> Even my stalker forgets who I am
<Puffin> Quick, Komeji, ship someone else
<Komeiji_Koishi> Object: Can I make up for it with pity rape
<Puffin> Salvage what pride you still can
<TOKAM> Fun fact: "/msg Omnipresence @trace" is your friend.
<Solstace> @ship Komeiji_Koishi/ETERNAL FAILURE
<Omnipresence> Solstace: Ship request successful! <3
<discordant> Or /whois
<Komeiji_Koishi> :<
* Komeiji_Koishi stabs the fuck out of Solstace.
<discordant> *parents
* Solstace lets out one last laugh before collapsing into dust.
*** Solstace quit (Quit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
* Komeiji_Koishi curls up in corner
<discordant> .seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor
<feepbot> discordant: I have not seen Komeiji_Koishi's honor in this channel!

<Tzetzuo> I inadvertently convinced my parents that I lost a contest with atashi, which is an "R&D" website.
<IllFlower> I take it your stickers came in... and I really would like to know how you got there from here.
<Tzetzuo> "So what was that letter?  Some kind of contest?" "Uh, yeah, sorta." "Did you win?" "I got some stickers." "Ha.  So what is this thing... atashi?" "It's um, it's a sort of arty website." "R&D?"
<IllFlower> You're a master of awkwardly not explaining things, aren't you.

<Tzetzuo> @w music in nazi germany
<Omnipresence> Tzetzuo: Wikipedia (full-text): Propaganda: Propaganda is a form of communication that is aimed at influencing the attitude of a community toward some cause or position so ... — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propaganda
<Tzetzuo> That answers that.

<Barcode> http://www.picsthatdontsuck.com/web/muslim_prayer.html Surely SOME part of a Muslim's direction vector is towards Mecca!
<Jack> Little do they realize that prayers actually are affected by gravity
<Jack> Christians have it harder, their prayers have to make escape velocity.

<Spacebar> Jack: Can you elaborate on that?
<Jack> You are my man.  The man, who is mine.  I own you, bitch.
<Spacebar> Jack: Perhaps you would like me to be your man.  The man, who is mine.  you own you, bitch..
<Jack> I think that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: But you're not sure that you have made that clear.?
<Jack> On the contrary.  I'm completely sure that I've made that clear.
<Spacebar> Jack: How does being completely sure that you have made that clear. make you feel?

<Untaxidermist> I wonder how many people in the world are genuinely turned on by the idea of snuggling while playing Pokemon.
<Solstace> Probably every nerd who grew up with pokemon >.<
<Untaxidermist> So I have this idea for a brothel...

<Nitya> Probably not, no, since I don't have a hot girlfriend to lez out w- no, okay, that is a disgusting word.